Meet the "Holistic Thought Advisor" Behind Kamala Harris's Speeches | The Daily Show

[@ninjazcanjump]

I’m here now, but I wasn’t here before I was here, because I had not thought of being here in the past. Had I thought of being here in the past, I would have known that I would want to be here now, and would have planned to be here in the future. Because of the fact that I am here in the future, I can reflect on “What can be, unburdened by what has been,” and how I have arrived here now.

[@kilburn1313]

Ya have to be some where...Me, I am usually in the way

[@vdy9]

😂😂😂😂😂 looks like kamala devika harris 666 is the guruji 😂

[@gavrielpapas773]

One day you might become the Vice President!

[@Mimi-b0nj0ur]

Because ninjaz can jump. 🥷

[@Mark-tz6ie]

Dear Mr Jump That was a creative stream on a satirical motif worthy of praise, a badge, or a trophy. A zany delight!

[@turtle_jones]

This video has become infinitely more funny with the campaign update today.

[@dm-31024]

We need more of Dalia Rose Hibiscus 🌺 🎉 “it’s not about the destination of the thought - it’s the journey”

[@danashane]

idea voyages...........................................

[@CatherineHurley-wk8ef]

@dm-heart I know, right? The way I see it, a journey of a thousand speeches starts with a single syllable. Dalia Rose Hibiscus, bring it on!

[@christopherbedford9897]

I also sell essential oils on facebook marketplace.

[@jedcauffield1858]

@@danashaneDesi has been voyaging in a lot of our Rosy memories since Trevor’s left

[@christopherbedford9897]

@twopartiesoneoligarchy5608 Either way you are voting for Trump. Well done, you are supporting the destruction of democracy. Welcome to Germany c 1933.

[@fiwebster9814]

Mad respect for the humorous use of the Papyrus font!

[@Spaceshopping]

What is taht😂

[@oscarfun100]

Ryan Gosling did not approve.

[@netvip3r]

fml TY.. I've been racking my head trying to remember the name.

[@susancohen8009]

This was absolutely hysterical, A Really Great Laugh=The Truth

[@leveling.up.consistently]

“PAPYRUS!!!!!” “They’re making another one??!!” “It’s Papyrus in BOLD!!” 😂😂😂

[@paularized1]

“Any time you’ve spent listening to Kamala will be lost. And that time lost, is significant.”

[@TheGoodPlaceMusicandCrafts]

Lol

[@tina-mariecrocker5687]

😂😂😂

[@thomasthetankengin7722]

She will unburden you of your time

[@MrDdt666]

It's definitely as significant as the passage of time!

[@hollyperrin7353]

IT’S PAPYRUS!!!

[@rhondab9792]

This actually seems to explain everything we have seen and even perhaps not yet seen in the moment.

[@hfhubbard11]

Whoever wrote this skit deserves a huge raise! This is probably the funniest DS skit I have ever seen...

[@drumjod]

Best of sketches in a long time I've not unseen, but have also seen without unseeing that which I have not yet thought.

[@jasonhill8414]

…in context of that which has happened - or not happened yet in relation to itself.

[@terrypussypower]

Your comment has a depth that rivals Kamala’s!

[@RainingRoses65]

That's brilliant and cracked me up!!!! I can't stop laughing.

[@dzizaslofsas]

You mean you had been unburden by what has been?

[@concernedkid3262]

😂😂😂😂

[@Confused_Philosopher]

Humour is the savior of the rational mind in times of chaos.

[@Nefylym]

But chaos, in the time of rational minds, can be the savior of humour.

[@TheCatBilbo]

​@@NefylymI don't know about that: but, if it takes 2 people 3 hours to dig a hole & a train sets-off at 15.25, travelling 236 miles at 40mph...erm, nope 😊

[@pc4mlc451]

Which is why the woke is trying to destroy comedy.

[@Pablito46]

I dunno about savior. Humor is the morphine, maybe.

[@tabi5901]

Camela 🐫 is like a flowery dumbed down version of Obummer. But thanks to Dahlia Rose Hibiscus she’s at least the version of who she thinks the version of him should be at least, when you think of who that version actually is.

[@agustinuribe3719]

She hit the nail on the head. KH's thoughts are a "work of modern art". Sort of like Yoko Ono singing.

[@vpoppv]

Desi Lydic is so talented, this skit is amazing!🤣🤣 This character should make regular appearances!!!

[@2ndchance431]

vpop..Desi for VP

[@solascriptura-e7t]

Desi has the clear path for VP, now. 👏👏👏

[@homestylegravy]

Is that the actress's name? Or is that a Desi style of speech? 🤔

[@jackquillman7680]

Yes ......get her on main stream. Too funny . GOP are you listening ?

[@heyyourlenscapson2588]

When the democrats and the deep state steal the election, you’ll get 4 more years of her!

[@lorettabreuning8578]

Everyone talks this way here in California so it’s cathartic for me to know there are people who see what’s wrong with it.

[@lizbethy3214]

@@lorettabreuning8578 Are you serious?

[@breal7277]

For the record, the coconut tree phrase was a reference of something her mother used to say to her children but the media took it out of context. The whole thing is on line, cnn, I think.

[@aliecarey]

​@breal7277 it's worse than that- it's straight Marxist ideology.

[@lizbethy3214]

@@breal7277 watch Judge Joe Brown lay down some truth about K.H. The truth hurts those who love lies.

[@rfichokeofdestiny]

Wow. I live in the Southeast and I have never met another person who spoke like this in my entire life. If what you say is true, we need to seal off California and post armed guards at the border.

[@breal7277]

I knew Kamala was deep...too deep for us mere humans to understand. Little did I know she had Dalia Rose Hibiscus as a word advisor. Now I understand.

[@BabyandLittleGuy]

Now you have reached enlightened status, oh, Padawan....unburdened by what has been....ooooooohhhhhhhmmmmmm.

[@SuhCar]

​@@BabyandLittleGuy😂😂😂

[@DonesdeMotivacion]

Ask Willie😊

[@yvettemilan2301]

Kamala is evil and dangerous

[@peredavi]

You must be joking.

[@awesometastic-yq9ws]

Her genius is beyond our multiverse..

[@WrektRabbit]

Desi is such a gem. The Daily Show is shinier because of her.

[@rick_222]

I wonder how much longer this video will stay up. This video needs millions of views.

[@dm-31024]

3:00 “like a work of modern art that you look at and go, ‘I wonder what that was all about?’“ BRILLIANT writing and execution & atmosphere🎉

[@andrewday7799]

I have been unburdened from not seeing this clip which is now in the past but it was in the future before.

[@paigemalloy4276]

Desi Lydic is a delight. Her sense of "passive" comedy is so unique. Love it ❤️

[@joshjje]

She's also super hot.

[@Nefylym]

@@joshjje 💯

[@dylanjones66]

Whatever Desi is making, she deserves a raise! Everything she does is great!

[@ironfist458]

Money isn’t real!

[@nr14989]

coming to that conclusion is a thought process that is extracted from thoughts that are processing and being processed

[@brendasmart553]

Desi, THIS is absolute perfection. You've reached a new height to springboard from! 😂

[@MrGgabber]

Amazing how this came up right before she was appointed. Daily Show would never run this now. Im a little surprised they havent buried it

[@dougliner2521]

This is the best roast of Kamala! GENIUS!

[@nr14989]

coming to that conclusion is a thought process that is extracted from thoughts that are processing and being processed

[@bbhurst65]

This is sheer brilliance--acting and writing! Goodness. I wish I had such talent. I was won over in the first 30 seconds, but when she walks barefoot into the salt cave and tosses the Word Salad, I decided this deserves a huge round of applause. Great work and so very true.

[@CasuallyObservant]

Didja notice she grimaces as she bends down and sits in the salt cave?!

[@CicadaSong576]

Her intentional inclusiveness is awareness awakening.

[@sojourner8229]

Awareness awakening is intentional inclusiveness for her.

[@zahariastoianovici8590]

One of the best ever moment from “The Daily Show”….probably the best ever.

[@marksanders3237]

It's a process I call 'Speaking Without Thinking '. 😂

[@zizzolizzo1]

The new DNC slogan!

[@nr14989]

coming to that conclusion is a thought process that is extracted from thoughts that are processing and being processed

[@shortlaker209]

"It is time for us to do what we have been doing, and that time is everyday" - Kamala Harris, VP

[@kkinva68]

and then go home

[@stagesixx]

So, everyday I should keep making the same mistakes over and over. Got it, I guess…

[@arxsyn]

Buddha said smthg very similar can't remember what

[@ysteinfjr7529]

I couldn't have said it better 😊

[@ToyKeeper]

Wow, I didn't know Kamala had the same Holistic Thought Advisor as my ex! Man, she could really put a lot of words together... and it always gave people the feeling that it meant _something,_ but it was never clear what exactly.

[@TheCatBilbo]

And therein lies the genius! Everyone nods sagely & thinks "Man, that is SO deep, so true, I really get it". Nobody gets it because it's mumbo-jumbo, but no one admits that, lest they seem 'stoopid' 😊

[@skemsen]

😂 Oh I'd like to read some examples if you can remember any and want to share

[@simplicitas5113]

I have such a colleague and BOY is her career journey on fire

[@TheMegaTushar]

I am dyin to hear what she wud say, plz share if u hv an example, Plus did u likeher fr it or not? Just askin

[@nr14989]

coming to that conclusion is a thought process that is extracted from thoughts that are processing and being processed

[@UniversalMysticsOfChrist]

I grab hold of this, first through mental assent, then through soul ascension. Not prior to this moment, but through the passage of time, I am appreciative of the clarity. We are now unburdened for November 2024. I brained this in the presence of the now-moment 🇺🇸🇺🇲.

[@lizbethy3214]

@@UniversalMysticsOfChrist You are unburdened by the past but inclusive of the moment momentarily but also perennially, like plants and asthetically like a beautiful painting of a yellow bus or the coconut tree that you just fell out of!

[@TheBlackStrat502]

Desi rules! Love her sense of humor. Doing Louisville proud.

[@orgbortondave6539]

This explains everything. She is such an intellectual inspiration, as she inspires intellectual people with inspiration, intellectually. Thank you.

[@dm-31024]

🎉 BEST. SKETCH. EVER. Thank you, Dalia Rose Hibiscus 🌺 From the atmosphere to the music to the props, language, all the details. KUDOS.❤

[@davelassiter392]

Namaste, as Californians we are so proud of our sister Kamala. She came to California in a tsunami during the burgeoning awakening that would become the Summer of Love. Educated in a sinsemilla haze among the free peoples of Berkeley she inhabits alternative realities. Loving her way to the top, she will certainly use her skills to bring peace, love, and kool-aid to America. She is an omen that we are approaching the age of Ecotopia forever. We are soo excited.

[@petermoale9739]

Beautifully stated ! Now, just wait for her to run as California's next Governor ! 🤪

[@Myron90]

Her reaction to "by" was intuitive. Beautiful

[@edomhz_]

She reminds me of the former president of Brazil DILMA ROUSSEFF who used to say things like :”Neither whoever wins or loses will win or lose, everyone will lose.” Or another phrase of hers: “We Will not set a goal, but when we reach the goal, we double the goal.”

[@recklessliving8470]

100% spot on. You can't make this up... (not that you need to, Kamala provides the content on a daily basis).

[@Jojo-fy2ud]

Joe provides even more, yet you won't touch it.

[@recklessliving8470]

@@Jojo-fy2ud It's literally impossible to comprehend Joe anymore. He was injected into the office, it'll be a blessing when he's ejected out.

[@livetechsupport909]

It would be VERRRY interesting to see this video's performance compared to other Daily Show videos...I wouldn't be surprised if they tweaked this one a little bit to "not show up so often"...as we know KZbin does all the time.

[@savingferris8279]

I wouldn't be surprised at all if the daily show just removes this video.

[@RoelofMalan]

❤ Awesome, luv the "Word Cave" proses that helps with what order it should be in. 😂 This is a CLASSIC

[@JamesChatting]

Somebody back this up before it gets pulled!

[@JH-qy8no]

Right! They'll be like "This sketch never happened, what are you talking about."

[@aaronh8095]

@@JH-qy8nolike her being “border czar” who let in 9 million illegal immigrants, and has never been to the border (or Europe???).

[@jd190d]

@@JH-qy8no No, Harris can actually laugh at herself. That is the difference between her and the Republicans.

[@JH-qy8no]

@@jd190d😆Ok, but I double down on my previous statement.

[@elliottself3633]

@@JH-qy8no the difference between dems and republicans is dems can laugh at themselves. Trump is so thin skinned he falls apart at the lightest criticism because he is a narcissist. Kamala has flaws for sure, but she is a far better alternative to the creepy race and gender obsessed weirdos on the Trump campaign

[@douglasboyle6544]

I loved your early work with Donald Rumsfeld ...As we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns-the ones we don't know we don't know."

[@Time4Breakfast]

Sorry, but in comparison, the "known unknowns" statement made perfect logical sense. I understand exactly what he was getting at. 🫡👍

[@douglasboyle6544]

@@Time4Breakfast it was a joke.

[@samkelomambisa1897]

@@Time4Breakfast Yeah. That was unjustly mocked even though it was a brilliant distillation of what America had just experienced with 911.

[@douglasboyle6544]

@@samkelomambisa1897 It had nothing to do with 9/11. It was in relation to the US invasion of Iraq and the inability to find the vaunted weapons of mass destruction

[@samkelomambisa1897]

@@douglasboyle6544 It didn't have nothing to do with 911. It was referencing the unknown unknown of terrorists hijacking planes and crashing them into buildings, something completely out of the realm of what anyone could have anticipated at that time. To justify the invasion of Iraq. As in "we now know that really bad things can happen that no one can currently conceive of, thanks to 911. So we gotta get rid of this bad hombre". 911 taught them there were unknown unknowns, where previously they only considered known unknowns.

[@inrecluse]

The Hibiscuses have raised her to be truly one of the women of this world.

[@nr14989]

coming to that conclusion is a thought process that is extracted from thoughts that are processing and being processed

[@inrecluse]

Ah yes. The due processing of thought process extractions is essential for extracting the thought's extract. In essence, it is the conclusion.

[@EthanKristopherHartley]

I miss political comedy where it was possible to pick on innocuous traits and raise them to something funny, rather than just repeating exactly what they say. Thanks for the reminder that satire can be fun as well as funny (rather than providing a laugh track to the end of the world as we know it) Desi and the Daily Show team!

[@Magglades]

I wouldn't characterize the VP's inability to communicate as 'innocuous'. I mean Biden is touch and go.

[@EthanKristopherHartley]

@@Magglades comedy (/ˈkɒm.ə.di/) noun - a (type of) film, play, or book that is intentionally funny either in its characters or its action. Examples: - His latest movie is described as a "romantic comedy". - I prefer Shakespeare's comedies to his tragedies.

[@willbond]

Innocuous? I think you meant Vacuous.

[@clrbrk9108]

Aww look at the sad MAGAs. They only find humor in comedy that is punching down.

[@jeelsvealnerve1163]

This is the best thing I have ever seen. And I have seen a lot. Even things that haven't happened. Or may not have happened. And of all of them, this is the best.

[@dm-31024]

2:08 BRILLIANT🎉 cutting up all the individual words, bringing them to the word cave to make word salad 🥗 yup.👍 best sketch ever ❤

[@rusty-ole-boomstick1268]

When I arrived here it felt like dejavu, like a time travel, either from the past or the future, a very significant passage of that time was spent unburdening from what was burdened,

[@AlleyTrashBoards]

This makes me think of thoughts I thought long ago but now think these thoughts as I grow.

[@dianesimpson5887]

I need this peace and calmness in my life! No more senseless, violent rhetoric. periodt

[@hilfsil]

Kamala is so unburden by what has been

[@MichaelDiSalvoSATandACTTutor]

When samwise said share the load he didn't mean camel's bs

[@SchnabelMcSchnabel]

Unburdened by a brain.

[@monicaschonteich2514]

Hahaha

[@a.p.5906]

😂😅 lol... she's lost in a hollyweird fantasy world. Lol.. woooo ! Insane in the membrane

[@kenbrock5441]

we should unburden ourselves with these has beens.. to see what is to come.

[@markeike]

The use of the Papyrus font in the word strips is spot on! 😂

[@lisajohnsen8299]

So Funny. I love Desi's sense of humor!!! Thanks - I needed that!

[@nr14989]

coming to that conclusion is a thought process that is extracted from thoughts that are processing and being processed

[@melissafountain2757]

oh holy one, i must be advised on my words. you have saved me by starting me on the right path.

[@FreakyRufus]

The teabag still in the mug was perfect!

[@flawlessx1860]

Who else is here after Joe dropped out and endorsed Kamala?

[@Jag-leaper]

I am not affected by the 'Here after' rather I choose to be unburdened by the passage of time😂

[@dwc1964]

This is how I'm finding out

[@ihorchernikov334]

All of us

[@kylewolfe_]

​@@Jag-leaper This is such an underrated comment

[@luoyu3202]

Want to be unburdened by

[@earthtaurus5515]

Awww man, thanks for the laughs Desi!!! 🤣🤣🤣... In a world of depressing news, it truly brightens up people's day.

[@zahariastoianovici8590]

This is really the best ever from Desi!

[@singloc3021]

I need Desi to be my holistic thought advisor. I feel enlightened!

[@lisa-ul4vi]

Whoa, is the daily show actually making a comeback?!

[@Kurt77777]

Uh, no. But poking fun at one of their own is certainly a start.

[@adoerofstuff]

This is perfect in its infinite imperfection! Namaste.

[@nr14989]

coming to that conclusion is a thought process that is extracted from thoughts that are processing and being processed

[@KevinDonlin]

Four months ago, this was a joke. Today, an explainer video 🤯

[@Tarquin2718]

Absolutely brilliant this This has literally been done in NL by dadaistic poets, in the 70s, who took every word from a poem shuffled them, put them back together and created a dada-istic poem 🙂 ❤

[@davidwright1011]

And, of course, refridgerator magnets with collections of words are capitalism's monetization of this.

[@KENTUCKYUSA1]

I have watched this a few times since it came out. Excellent, Daily Show, keep it up! It's fun to see you poke fun at your own sacred cows!! Desi Lydic is a star and she is hilarious!

[@montecristo1845]

Thank you for having Kamala Harris finally be able to say the word “abortion.” I recall she couldn’t or wouldn’t ever say it during the interviews about Roe v Wade being overturned. It felt like she was avoiding saying “Niagara Falls” to the man on the park bench.

[@kathybell6268]

Having watched the SNL sketches w Ryan Gosling on Papyrus font so many times I spit out my drink when I saw the Papyrus font on your backdrop! Kudos! Perfection!

[@mizzelisa]

That was my first thought also. Papyrus !!!!

[@MARKUSMULDER]

Same! 😄

[@CatherineHurley-wk8ef]

@kathybell6268 - thank you so much for explaining the "papyrus" reference! I'm now chasing down Ryan Gosling on SNL. Just watched one clip - I never knew the guy could be that funny! I'm so glad I'm retired and have time to go down all these rabbit holes...

[@natashaz2431]

I am the one by whom the thoughts are being advised from a place of advisement. I love Dahlia Rose Hibiscus😀

[@petroskatsilieris1897]

That was absolutely perfect

[@jazzweather]

Lol! Desi is quickly becoming one of my all time favorite comedians

[@SagarSiddhpura]

I love how you had to put that last line just because some people would not get the /s part of the video

[@pcproffy]

I enjoyed this video within and surrounded by the time that I watched it.

[@Jojo-fy2ud]

and if elected she will continue to always be within and surrounded by that time and by love of yellow school buses. Don't you all just love a yellow school bus?

[@dm-31024]

Oh my - that is awesome❤ too hilarious!🎉 holistic word salad - very fun🎉 great work. Well done.🎉

[@wisefix9256]

There is so much material here, like for a twice a week TV show. If only TV producers would concentrate on entertainment.

[@karmadyllic]

Omfg this will haunt my meditations for decades. Well played.

[@Enrique-dk4jo]

This is how potheads from the 60s used to talk, so deep... 😂

[@TheRoyalBavarian]

Never disrespect your elders.

[@Enrique-dk4jo]

@TheRoyalBavarian I am 10 years older than those 'elders'

[@Ricky-g6i]

I swear Desi does the best Kamala impression out there.

[@cleverusername9369]

Maya Rudolph, hands down.

[@mrosck1]

So relevant!

[@foxyr4bbit]

this video ab to blow up

[@Qrayon]

We are so fortunate to have such an enlightened person as Kamala Harris running for President. We should be thankful that Dahlia Rose Hibiscus, her holistic thought advisor, has raised Kamala's level of consciousness so high, that she understands the significance of the passage of time, and that what is is unburdened by what has been.

[@feligv729]

Understanding history, but not being held back, unburdened, so the present can flow 😉 got it I think.

[@philwells2920]

Oh wow, I thought the daily show exclusively called out Republicans. This is awesome! Makes me wanna watch again. It's also pretty funny, and that blonde is really cute

[@christy4355]

LOVE THIS VIDEO, SO SPOT ON!!

[@TomasGraf-rr6co]

I'm surprised that this hasn't been pulled now that she's the Daily Show's candidate.

[@yhyh9226]

It is a love based on giving and receiving as well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving, we too can share and love and have and receive. - Joey

[@Cre8tiveMind-l8z]

This is brilliant. I am dying how accurate and funny this is 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tremaynetyler947]

Honestly funniest sketch I've ever seen!

[@betsyhance5350]

I think I just heard my aura explode.

[@johncitizen8828]

Love that they used Papyrus for the font. 👌

[@oren1305]

"My word cave", sounds like something I'd call my brain on a bad day lol

[@careerconstellation6070]

Love this. It’s hysterical 😊😂

[@eakherenow]

Oh,excellent this was.

[@Call-me-James]

I love Desi LYdic's skits. But this one is my all-time favorite.

[@judi1989]

“I also sell essential oils on FB Marketplace.” Great ending line to this skit.

[@williambeatty5779]

This Satire is the Best. More of this, please.

[@dm-31024]

1:17 clay bells w/Dreamcatcher alongside Forrest Gump poster🎉 Fuzzy dreamy filming - candles, incense & teabag still in the mug. PERFECT.❤

[@StuartBerg]

Absolutely brilliant!

[@akamrkris]

To do what has to be done and doing what has been can be done.

[@meanmachine6281]

Ooops, now the Daily Show peeps have to vote for her! Can't take this back LOL

[@123mbo]

The Daily show with Desi is miles better than SNL

[@Giantcrabz]

SNL is neocon trash

[@Unite-4-Peace]

snl is not very funny lately :(

[@Jojo-fy2ud]

Yet you will still vote for those morons.

[@donaldsmith283]

I absolutely absolutely love this beautiful. Thank you, great job, two thumbs up❤❤❤😊😊😊😊😊😊

[@devak45167]

Desi is absolutely freaking hilarious 😂

[@ariamiller5475]

Lol right! She reminds me of your profile picture. No lips so funny lol.

[@gregthompson4629]

This is pure gold. Thanks for the laughs.

[@spartan7042]

The scariest part is this is a very realistic look into her mind. WOW