Meeting Hisoka…ASMR (Jealous Kurapika x Listener) Ft: Hisoka & Melody

Here’s part 5 for you beans!
Also…my Hisoka impression sounds more like a needy Yandere succubus lol sorry if it sounds very uncomfortable…because it’s meant to be…cause it’s Hisoka…
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(Plot):
When you made it to the HxH world, Kurapika took you on a nice touring date around Yorknew city. After the nice walk and getting a tasty treat, suddenly….it appears Hisoka the creepy magician himself spotted the both of you and tries to seduce you away from our Kurta King…
How does Kurapika feel about this….? He ain’t looking too happy…
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Kurapika, Hisoka and Melody are from the anime Hunter x Hunter and is created by Yoshihiro Togashi.
You can watch the anime on Netflix, Hulu, Funimation and Crunchyroll.
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Songs:
Hani Koi
- Ohayo

[@allystitcheskurta]

I might be the only person who hates Hisoka 🤣 (I’m sorry to any fans who loves and worships him…to me he’s very creepy and gives me p*do vibes ) Do you like him or not?

[@SupGuys]

Hate him Creeps me out

[@superkarta3762]

HATTEEEEEEEEE

[@cherry_nightcoresongs]

No.All my friends HATE HIM except one lol

[@bluebellsonority563]

omg me too, I have never understood how anyone could like that clown xD

[@Peyton0225]

Nah I despise Hisoka, and illumi, and maybe chrollo... And somewhat the who phantom troupe 😅

[@ruby7684]

Hisoka: why hello! Kurapika: Hisoka?! Me: did a clown ran away from his circus?

[@lovelywitchoftwst8983]

😂 THIS ALMOST MADE ME FALL OFF MY BED 😂😂😂😂

[@ruby7684]

Hehehe

[@kakajajakkaka5585]

All eyes on me in the center of the ring just like a circus 🤡🃏♠️♥️♣️♦️

[@bisky2586]

@@kakajajakkaka5585 When I crack that whip everybody gonna trip just like a circus🤡🤡

[@your_local_bad_bitch]

Nah they kicked him out.

[@Meadows_00]

Kurapika: How about we get back to our hotel, I'll let you take a peek under these clothes Me: *asthma attack* SIR- WTH-

[@holagato334]

STOP THAT MADE ME FART

[@Meadows_00]

@@holagato334 OOPS I AM SO SORRY 😂😂😂

[@norm4.]

@@holagato334 😭😭😭😭😭

[@traveler.--.]

​@@holagato334WHAT😂😂

[@yn8690]

Time stamp??? Please

[@ms.taytaylifestyle9768]

Kurapika: would you like that darling?~ Me: y-yes I mean n-no

[@cutie.patootie._]

Stop hisokas actually scaring me😭

[@Elysia009]

9:36 Kurapika: I'm not sure how your friends are like but I'll love to meet them Me: NO NO YOU DONT IM TELLING YOU TRUST ME KURAPIKA

[@Enas_and_lilbet_channel]

Like fr kurapika if you don't want to go to therapy don't meet my friends😭😭😭

[@monacatowa8478]

Yeah I don’t think he will want to meet mine

[@justine9516]

@@Enas_and_lilbet_channel he already needs theraphy cause of his you know his clan but yeah thay are more perverted then all the perverted anime characters it exxceds it

[@thatoneweebperson]

Exactly you dont wanna meet my friends you'll find out the hard way that the most of what we say is really... um dark..

[@kmariwilson8225]

My friend is weird af u don't want to meet them

[@_Kitsukun]

4:36 it's a beautiful day outside, birds are singing, flowers are blooming, on days like this, kids like you, should be enjoying this ASMR

[@misscarmel600]

Lol

[@ventis_right_earlobe]

I love a good undertale reference

[@_Kitsukun]

@@ventis_right_earlobe yep got to love your undertale references

[@adoredmodestcolt1258]

*An unknown Earthbound reference is spoken with such falsely placed power*

[@HeartzKiko]

When he said that Me: DID YOU RIZZ ME UP 😳😳😳

[@randomthings9096]

I'm sorry but hisokas laugh is funny asf

[@norm4.]

6:00 it is 😭

[@shinobu6946]

HELP IM DYING 😂😂😂

[@Xhelenaxx]

@@norm4. I'm so addicted rn to listen to it daily lmao

[@marvypetersen2976]

yea😂😂😂😂

[@mayaasmrs7250]

Kurapika: I know hes tall and muscular and has a nice voice Me: 1. idc about hight 2. I dont really like muscular ppl 3. you have a heavenly voice 4. you have amazing hair

[@s0ft.w1steriaa67]

Mhmmm

[@belladoughtie6207]

forgot kurapikas beautiful scarlet eyes

[@naritheforestwatcher]

@@belladoughtie6207 Honestly

[@justine9516]

and him in 1999ver the shirtless one

[@mayaasmrs7250]

@@justine9516 YES 100%

[@MiNa...AsHiDo]

Hisoka: are you a fan of mine? Me: NOOOO SIR! I'm a loyal fan of Kirapika and Killua, KIRAPIKA SAVE ME! I DON'T WANT MY ARMS TO TURN INTO FLOWER PETALS!😭😭😭

[@alloallen1997]

Me: *laughing and blushing* Oc me: *blushing and passed out* Sam: *questioning why he is there* Mila: *weezing on the floor*

[@ml4.hannie]

Kurapika: I really like how the chocolate really gets in ur mouth Me: mMm It’S lIkE tHe FlAvOr Is MelTiNg On My ToNgUe😩

[@Ajsratchild]

😭😭😂😭😭😭😂OMG

[@MiraRoseRose]

I snickered louder then I should have

[@thatoneweebperson]

Stop I choked and sprayed water out my nose

[@traveler.--.]

​@@thatoneweebpersonNAH YOU ARE HERE TO YOUR GOD NOW

[@thatoneweebperson]

@@traveler.--. I'm everywhere I know

[@YokoMiko]

Wait because Hisoka is actually scaring me 💀

[@jamaleeltannoury948]

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAAH😭😭PLS I CANT BREATHE😊

[@_G00BER_]

@@jamaleeltannoury948No joke he’s scary😭😭😭✋✋

[@jamaleeltannoury948]

@@_G00BER_ LITERALLY FAX😭😭😭😭

[@aleyah1037]

Me too

[@justine9516]

i am scared as he double hokkey stiks

[@grace.solos17]

10:40 RLLY got me flustered and I almost squealed and I could’ve woken the whole house up ( my sister used to RLLLY like Hisoka and when I say RLLY I mean WAY more than RLLY)

[@mizumations]

Yo I'm trying to do a science project on the way someone who like Hisoka thinks

[@MiraRoseRose]

did she like him to the point that if someone calls him a pedopile (HE IS), she will get mad and say he is just power hungry. ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

[@kimrall9759]

Wtf

[@shaniahlester3918]

Wow When Hisoka said She probably like ppl that play rough in the bed (I WENT BLANK 🥴😳)

[@Melinora321]

Me too😳

[@justine9516]

kurapika:i mean you are a few inches shorter than me me:im 5'10 kurapika what do you mean😭

[@iiiheart._kaia]

I'm 5'4 💀

[@TheHerrschers]

10:26 “few inches shorter than me” IM LITERALLY UR HEIGHT

[@Elysia009]

Wow ur tall and in fact taller than me I'm 5'2

[@Yua_chi]

Wow both of you guys are tall I’m 4’9 🥲

[@belladoughtie6207]

kurapikas laugh was absolutely heavenly

[@Peyton0225]

UUUHHH.... So when he said "you wanna see what's under my clothing" I didn't mean it in a Different way but I may or may not had said, "yes sir" 😅 also this was very cute and hope there will be another part. I just love your videos. Also kurapika's right my face is a literal tomato right now 👁️🍅 __🍅👁️

[@Gracecia09]

The tomatoes you use in that emoji looks like glasses Leorio uses but tomato shaped 😂😂

[@Peyton0225]

@@Gracecia09 hahahaha I just noticed 😂🤣

[@noxmarie3622]

yesss!!! Hello! Who ever reads this I hope you have a lovely day/night ♡

[@simp1856]

10:40 OH MY LORD

[@Robins_Bandana]

10:41 made be blush sooo freaking hard I fell off my bed 😀✨

[@traveler.--.]

You ok, that must have hurt

[@Robins_Bandana]

@@traveler.--. ya I’m good

[@Angel-ob6kd]

I had to pause the video and take a moment to breathe because I swear to God that was attractive af

[@luccbel]

Not Kurapika being jealous of Hisoka, I was like "NOOOO I will never like that creep" but ahhh this was amazing as always. Your Kurapika always makes me flustered, specially when he call us 'darling' ; ; I was like yes yes yes to everything he said. 10:40 part... I lost it 😳😫

[@nouramohamad917]

Lol 😆 🤣 same 😂

[@lovelywitchoftwst8983]

Same here

[@puddels2672]

Me in there univers: blushing and laughing My friend Stella: trying to calm me down My friend Nia: laughing at me My bf: Wondering how Kurapika got that reaction out of me My friend Ameala: Rubbing it in my bf’s face

[@kio0k363]

IM MAD AT HISOKA SO IMMA BARK AT HIM BARK BARK👁👄👁😡😡🤬🤬🤬

[@kmariwilson8225]

Why the hell did hisoka's laugh have me dyin

[@user-uj7vt7vy6r]

Hi soma:Why hello Kurapika; Hisoka Me; do we run or let the clown catch a case?..

[@Weird_kid242]

PFH when hisoka came in I said get away From. Me Him: why hello ~ Me: kurapika. It’s the clown from it he’s gonna kill meeeeee Kurapika saying to leave me alone Me : your a angel and I won’t ever stop loving you I have since 2019 and I will never stawp ❤

[@Weird_kid242]

Also I Love your vids keep up the good work 😊❤

[@mayrazepeda9198]

“Your a little tomato” It was so hard to keep my joy in. It’s 3:48 am (I don’t get sleep) and 17 siblings, trying not to Scream… I basically suffocated 😃 Worth it 😃👍

[@My.Lasagna]

Eyo 17 siblings?! I cant even stand my only brother

[@mayrazepeda9198]

@@My.Lasagna 20 now 🫠

[@My.Lasagna]

@@mayrazepeda9198 EYOOO BRO HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!

[@s0ft.w1steriaa67]

when your the same height as kurapika: Edit: he is 5,7 btw

[@allystitcheskurta]

I know he’s 5’7, technically I’m 4’11…everyone in HxH are taller than me…EVEN GON & KILLUA!!

[@s0ft.w1steriaa67]

@@allystitcheskurta it's okay,, also, I love your content and tysm for replying 😭💀

[@emotrash5397]

@@allystitcheskurta Off topic but me and Gon are the same height even i’m cm same with Jiro from mha

[@Enas_and_lilbet_channel]

Nah dude im 5'3

[@isabelcore]

Me whos 5'3

[@_G00BER_]

NO CUS HISOKA IS SCARING ME SO BAD I WAS ABOUT TO CRY😭✋

[@bluebellsonority563]

Thiiiis was so good! I don't know about the voices in the official English version, but at least in this one we can say for sure, that Kurapikas voice sounds exactly as nice as Hisokas! :'D

[@allystitcheskurta]

That’s how Hisoka talks in the English dubbed. Seductive yet creepy

[@YokoMiko]

@@allystitcheskurta yeah, Keith Silverstein did such an amazing job voicing him that it’s scary 😭

[@joantyler9810]

same ally

[@Strawb4rri3s]

HISOKAS LAUGH---------

[@yn8690]

10:40 UH MAMAPIKA NO NO NO NOW ITS DADDYPIKA 😂 AFTER THAT WE SAID IMALIVE BUT IM DEAD

[@whai--yen5560]

HISOKA IS SO FRIKIN PERFECT i cANt~

[@allystitcheskurta]

Ehh…he’s okay lol

[@Es_g460]

Broo I didn't expect kurapika to be like that omg my nose started bleeding so much after what he said 💀

[@moasi.]

IT WOULD BE SO COOL IF WE MET MELODY AND THIS IS SO GOOD

[@allystitcheskurta]

Oh you will 😉

[@user-yf7yy8il8i]

OMG MELODY😭😭😭🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

[@moasi.]

@@allystitcheskurta YAYAAYYAAYAY

[@AiEX___]

“ cho…colate?… Kurapika we’re eating sushi .. “

[@allystitcheskurta]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Lady-Yana-Michaelis]

I have been summoned😌 to have my ears blessed

[@kurapikashousewife3417]

10:40 OH LORD-

[@abitconfused72]

I LOVE YOUR USERNAME

[@kurapikashousewife3417]

@@abitconfused72 TYSM😩 I Love yours too

[@abitconfused72]

@@kurapikashousewife3417 im subing to you hold on!

[@Delicate_Heart]

You have on idea how sad I was in till I watched this this really made my day THANK YOUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@allystitcheskurta]

Awww your welcome

[@joantyler9810]

No No 50%of people hate hisoka 40% of people like hisoka 10% love hisoka.

[@amberlynlett2570]

I agree with you on that

[@thatoneweebperson]

Yep

[@Burnt_toast67]

Question: why is hisoka at a park?thats concerning.

[@Melinora321]

FR

[@LLieeeeee]

For the kids, duh 😭

[@UrGirlRosie]

Run little kids 😊

[@gest6421]

He's not dangerous just for kids he's dangerous for everyone

[@deaths_cat6018]

NAH BC YOUR VOICE IS JUST 👌😭

[@Blackstar1456]

just came across this but hisoka scares me i dont like clowns hisoka: why hello kurapika: hisoka? me: ahhhh clown. *drops food* get it away get it way from me. as i am throwing what ever i can grab. *clings on to kurapika.* kurapika gett rid of the that ugly clown. *ugly crying*

[@MiraRoseRose]

MELODY IS ONE OF MY FAV CHARACTERS, AND YOU SOUND JUST LIKE HERRRR ❤️❤️❤️

[@_Lemonz_0]

Bruh when hisoka started talking to me I was like 'welp I'm gonna go dig my grave ... Kurapika do you want me to dig you one too?'

[@UrGirlRosie]

Kurapika: Nah I remember how to do it. I did bury Uvogin after all

[@_Lemonz_0]

@@UrGirlRosie wow so slay 🤩

[@Chezburger382]

All I’m thinking rn is “reheheheheheh”😢😢

[@sarahhathaway9701]

hi I have an idea for Kurapika x fem! Listener so here's the plot Kurapika and listener have just gotten back from there honeymoon and decided that they wanted to try for a baby. a few months pass and listener isn't pregnant so they decided to go to the doctor and see what's wrong. when they get to the doctor they find out that listener isn't able to have kids. Kurapika is devastated but he knows how much you wanted a child, another few months pass and its getting close to listener's birthday and Kurapika wanted to surprise listener. kurapika tells listener that there going out to eat but really he's taking her to an orphanage listener is confused but when she realized what was going on she started to cry happy tears. after along day of meeting kids they listed all of the kids that stood out to them. they loved all of the kids but they thought two out of all of them were special to them both, Luca a 5 year old boy and his sister Alice who was 3 months old. Kurapika and listener decide that they would adopt those two. after a month they finally adopt Luca and Alice they couldn't be happier. a year later listener starts to feel sick the kids and kurapika and the kids are starting to get worried but there is no need to worry it is just a tiny miracle growing inside of her. You don't have to do it , its just an idea that had me up at night. ( P.S sorry for any spelling errors I can't spell to save my life T^T )

[@Elysia009]

Omg yes

[@moriko8928]

hisoka......nope....no way not happening XD

[@liv2067]

Amazing work!! hope you are having a good day/afternoon/night :)

[@Sylviestarzz]

MOMMA BEAN DROP ANOTHER JEALOUS KURAPIKA AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

[@Raineingg]

I NEED THE NEXT PART SUJD

[@solar8312]

I'm 5 foot 6 he's 5 foot 7

[@renst4r-]

This is rlly nice 💕new sub

[@Icanthandlechange39]

This is weirdo approved

[@Cristobal_Soto]

We can all admit a handful of listeners are simp's for Kurapika and had a nose bleed when Kurapika was flirting that almost filled up their entire room right? or was it just me ???

[@Cristobal_Soto]

Omg this got a heart ty!

[@UrGirlRosie]

I thought it was allergies that I was nose bleeding

[@amongusdrawing3225]

Im early omggg and I love your videos ❤️

[@nouramohamad917]

That was so funny 😁 😂 😀 broo the fact that I passed out that us VERY 👍

[@UrGirlRosie]

I’m dying bc I’m reminded that Hisoka and Oikawa share a Japanese voice actor

[@juliettelovequevedo]

NAH because i was like EWWW and he screamed SHUT UP BRO

[@Komik-gb7gi]

-me reading a manga or drawing whilst listening to this then hearing hisoka- oh great heavens no. -hisoka- "bungee gum contains both properties of rubber and gum~ -thanks for making this mama bean-

[@sleepdisorder-exe5820]

Yes I’m a little tomato 11:41 THIS LAUGH IS SO CUTE also Melody’s voice. Love it

[@misscarmel600]

Please make a part 2 😍

[@CowboygirlfromCalifornia]

Me: 👁👄👁 Also me: 😳😅❤ (It’s tells me how I feel)

[@adrianasantos-qh8jj]

Kurapika: I'm not sure how your friends are like but I'll like to meet your friends one day Me in a corner with only two actually friends that don't even know who he is: they don't even know you😂

[@Fan_girly57]

Hisoka: Why hello ~ Me: Say another word and I'll claw your eyes out I'm not kidding😡😡😡 Me 2 seconds later: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

[@HoloSohma]

I'm good just died of happiness there with you saying all that

[@kurapikashousewife3417]

6:16 I mean...

[@LizzieMidford]

“did he do anything bad to you?” existing is bad enough

[@christinamcdonald8352]

i love ur asmrs i was wondering if u could do same story as when kurapika got stuck in the real world but this time can killua be get stuck in the real world cause killua is favorite character from hunter hunter

[@allystitcheskurta]

That sounds cute!!

[@Yuri_07X]

@@allystitcheskurta i want this too please 💕

[@kurapikashousewife3417]

YESSSS

[@ventis_right_earlobe]

Hiiii!!!!

[@killua_zoldyck342]

8:23 Okay, why did that sound adorable!

[@UrGirlRosie]

Kurapika: 19 Hisoka: 28 Me: HOW OLD R WE AGAIN?!!!!!!!

[@autumnproblem]

It's the fact I didn't get New York City from York New City

[@isabellagonzalez5294]

Cool

[@TalonGotClaws]

I actually have a friend who likes Hisoka and I think she lost her mind..😂

[@That.one.killua.simp.]

Bro what happened 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂hisoka came out of nowhere 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I’m about to cry and start laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m dead on the cold floor laughing like a dead bunny

[@blackyn143]

Yass

[@Kay08120]

Dang I almost fainted to I was so red 😅

[@Ruby_204]

Nah I’m just peacefully drawing listening to kurapika and then freaking Hisoka comes on and ruins my whole vibe and my drawing

[@amandeepsekhon1042]

True

[@ganyu2173]

This reminds me of how much I’m scared of hisoka or how ever you spell his name I WANT HIM AWAY FROM ME GET THE PEPPER SPRAY CALL THE PRIEST

[@douma_20]

Hi I love your contact And I know you said you’re not much of a fan of hisoka so it might be a stupid request if you do requesters but anyways can you do hisoka X listener by the way I’m not forcing you it’s just a request if you do them like I said but yeah no pressure and keep up the good work I love your content😊😊

[@imAcookiez]

One thing I have to do amazing💖 your da bom 🙌👏🙌👏:) ;) 🤗

[@gest6421]

I have to pose half way through to take a break

[@Winny-sc3sh]

I’m dieing this is to hot for my liking

[@Hazune164]

Litteraly me who have Hisoka poster in my room XD

[@lizbanana7495]

names that i saw in the subtile: kurapika: corapica karapiko kodappika purapica hisoka: hizuka hisica 😭😫💀what's up with em names?

[@allystitcheskurta]

I’m questioning karapiko and purapica 🤣🤣

[@lizbanana7495]

@@allystitcheskurta same! 🤣 like why are they so funny 😂

[@MiraRoseRose]

YOU THINK THAT'S BAD, FOR GON AND KILLUA I GOT NIKILA (ᗒᗣᗕ)

[@HoloSohma]

I'd be over here like what is that? To meeting hisoka because I don't appreciate him either XD Oh he's sweet talking I get flustered but also 🤢 And he knows how I like it ok maybe his rough is allot different than mine but he's a predator don't let him touch me... He touched me! Ahh please no I need a shower...

[@kurapikashousewife3417]

If Ur requests are still Open Would you be comfy with doing a Kurapika × listener Babysitting Prince woble?

[@allystitcheskurta]

Okay number 1, I know little about Prince Woble and what Kurapika’s up to… Not trying to sound like I’m literally left behind on the manga because Idk where to read it or it’s not at my public library… I’ve watched the anime and trying to watch the films…(I haven’t watch them sadly…;-;) Number 2… I think that sounds adorable, literally giving me daddy vibes from Kurapika

[@kurapikashousewife3417]

@@allystitcheskurta so true Woble even called kurapika "Dada" once

[@Yummy_cheese12345]

Okay, where can i buy the anti-hisoka spray i NEED it!

[@Livnotfound.]

Ngl you sound like melody tho

[@Name_blurryface19]

No but if I met hisoka I would have thrown my food at him and stab him UnU

[@xeno0087]

😦

[@Coco0.0]

OMG I KNOW THINS INTRO FROM SPOTIFY😨 are you „X listener“?😨

[@allystitcheskurta]

No I’m not, that’s probably a fan putting my audios on Spotify. (Which I’m surprised though!)

[@Coco0.0]

@@allystitcheskurta i thought cause I listened to them on Spotify and your intro matched. But I’m so thankful I found you on KZbin😭🙏 your Audios make my day!!

[@Y-T-n_Hanagaki.1]

idk a mi si me gusta hisoka y illumi JKASKJAKSJA

[@hhylen]

Ew.

[@allystitcheskurta]

I’m sorry you didn’t enjoy it…

[@hhylen]

@@allystitcheskurta I’m joking I’m so sorry 😭

[@allystitcheskurta]

@@hhylen awww it’s okay I forgive you