Mega64 Podcast 641 - How Can He Slap?

This week on the Mega64 Podcast it's Oscar season! We discuss Garrett's new interest in wrestling, we talk about the few Oscar movies we've actually seen, and we learn about the slap LIVE ON AIR!
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[@rhenevers5229]

0:00 Best Rocco impressions 3:38 Bruce Willis 5:46 Check out our sponsor Creative Block by friend Gene Goldstein and Vee 7:56 Dropping a show and coming back to see how it ends 10:39 Theme Song by Nicholas B / BarXMusic 10:59 Everyone's into wrestling 21:58 The Oscars 24:02 Derrick on movie Licorice Pizza 28:32 Continue Discussing Oscars 33:16 Foo Fighters 44:46 Check out: shop mega64 64 Hour special: Life is too short coach shirt All the various podcast shows are now available on most podcast platforms Exclusive patreon streams coming up 52:18 Inflation 53:04 School lunches 59:12 Shawn on Ocarina of Time 1:00:01 Shawn on Kirby and Forgotten Land 1:02:56 Garrett on Tokyo Ghostwire 1:09:52 Derrick on Jackbox Party Pack 8 1:13:04 Mega64 Board Game Olympics 1:17:50 Shawn skating 1:21:20 Hotel Transylvania 1:22:40 A24 Films 1:26:11 Deleted Joker Scene 1:28:54 KZbinrs boxing matches 1:32:40 Po Box Gifts 1:38:30 The Oscars: The Slap 1:54:32 Bean Update

[@OmegaBasedGod]

Love you man

[@Lolatusername]

Pretty weird to start the podcast with just 5 minutes of Rocco talking to himself but i'm all for it

[@chazl4968]

Isn’t that every pod?

[@DangerMenace]

@@chazl4968 I hate when hosts of podcasts I listen to speak the whole time, really puts a damper on the episode.

[@Kerma7]

i'm glad you chose to include the aftershow in the main podcast for this one because seeing the slap for the first time live on the aftershow was kind of insane

[@TotallyRadicalShow]

The reaction to the slap is great but please do not underrate Derrick’s lead in to the 64 hour special this week.

[@adult93]

I shot out of my chair, hands in the air. That has to be one of my top ten pod moments

[@hollowman7168]

I literally laughed out loud I'm sorry Shawn

[@Smell-O-Vision-Citrus]

You have *no idea* how happy I am that Eric fucking Baudour was the one to break this news to the boyz live. Absolutely a dream come true. It's like a fantastic act 3 reunion.

[@Im.a.cat.]

"they reheated him" god dammit Derrick 10/10

[@Jempai]

Hardest I laughed for a minute

[@juan355]

Rocco was at the Oscars and had a whole row to himself.

[@Justxcaz_]

Derrick’s Rocco impersonation: 10/10

[@sumguy3687]

0:32 "You know what I mean???" I feel like Im insane for being the only person who notices Rocco says this phrase in every other sentence.

[@jacksonpeyton422]

These guys know Rocco so well, it's endearing

[@Thowzand]

I unironically love listening to garret talk about video games. His explanations are so long, but there's a lot of references to other things to help understand what he means.

[@jumbopaulo]

1:34:48 on the chat in the background, someone says "Will Smith just punched Chris Rock at the Oscars". big foreshadowing.

[@drewnibrow]

20:04 it's the small things that make this podcast such a good watch. Assuming this was sir Johnny's handiwork.

[@ProgSnob14]

"You know what I mean?" x 10

[@JacketsOnFire]

“But anyway uhh....yeah.”

[@kevinmuhlbach5247]

The insane takes on the internet coming from this are absolutely incredible (on both spectrums).

[@nothere413]

Judd Apatow said on Twitter "he could have killed him" and it's the funniest thing Judd Apatow has ever written.

[@lean4real_11]

@@nothere413 the only work of the “apatow” name im familiar with is maude apatows role in euphoria

[@mr.exposition]

@@lean4real_11 that's probably worse lol

[@lean4real_11]

@@mr.exposition anime avatar lol

[@lean4real_11]

@@michaeltarr515 heres my seth rogan impression : “huhuhuh bong water”

[@Jeisukun]

"Suckin' up a pipe, turnin' pink, sounds satisfying to me" Garrett, thank you for making me laugh like that. I needed that man

[@YummyYusko]

Legit I’ve been weirdly excited to see what they say about this

[@Kramerica962]

Derrick chiding Garrett and saying have some compassion after shitting on a guy who died from an overdose is completely in character.

[@Chook181]

The fact that the only person Shawn was confident enough to fight in a boxing ring out of the long list of names was "Lights Camera Jackson" is a seriously under-appreciated moment.

[@bwadoom]

love the after show being included in the pod maybe its just me

[@Simte]

Is Chris bothering you? I've fought a guy like this before.

[@Stoooopid]

HOW CAN HE SLAP?!?

[@tannaurus]

idk who rocco is but where's main guy?

[@jadenedaj]

LETS GO BABY 2 HOURS OF SLAP MEMES THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR

[@jadenedaj]

wait, they don't even have main guy to make memes???? well at least now we get 2 episodes of memes :D

[@eXtremeLink859]

To answer Derrick's question, the obesity epidemic is still ongoing in the US and is arguably at it's worst due to the pandemic. :))

[@YearOfTheSwagon]

When will they release an obesity vaccine? Gotta stay indoors and eat until they do.

[@MakoSucks]

there's no way it's worse than my time in school. Domino's pizza and Subway avaliable for sale everyday at two locations, Coca-Cola sponsored vending machines everywhere, ice slush machines, candy, hot cheetos, pork rinds, burritos, pudding, and that's not even mentioning the horrible food items the cafeteria sold. Hotdogs Hamburgers, weird fake mexican food... You want fruit? Heh, how about like this one cardboard box of random fruit no one buys? milk? ppppft how about chocolate or cookies and cream? I can't believe what we ate back then. Eating a bag of hot cheetos and a soda everyday was the norm back then.

[@YearOfTheSwagon]

@@MakoSucks It's worse because the people that grew up in that system are now independent and continuing that diet. Also there are fewer children now so they don't outweigh (no pun intended) all the millenials with bad habits baked into their minds. That's my theory.

[@bianco215]

@@MakoSucks Prediabetes in young Americans has more than doubled since 1999. It is absolutely much much worse.

[@StardustSynchron]

I dug the wrestling stuff in the beginning. I don't watch it but it's nice to hear others talk something so passionately

[@HOBOsnake]

I'm the same. to be honest, I haven't seen any wrestling stuff in years. as a kid I got to a point where I was like "this is fake. omg this is for little kids" despite being a little kid myself and I never watched it again. but for all I know, it's still entertaining or funny or something. either way, love hearing people passionate about anything.

[@Im.a.cat.]

1:51:20 Garrett you are so damn right and hit it right on the head here. The vast majority of big stand ups went on to basically say what you said.

[@skoomawizard]

You know what I mean?

[@chrisv7952]

Feelin good rocco

[@SawyersFilms]

Feelin good Rocco

[@powerfulghost]

Tim Heidecker and Gregg Turkington's On Cinema at the Cinema is another great example of stories with timelines that exist alongside our own.

[@kilgoretrout8896]

I fucking KNEW y’all would use this title!!!

[@TheDouggernaut291]

jim shot pam "OJ shit" LMAO

[@burninator14]

oh man, derrick coming in absolutely clutch with that 45 minute joke miss that stuff baby

[@MedicineBag]

That shirt and lead in got the biggest fucking laugh out of me

[@Slop_Dogg]

“YOU GO?”

[@Nobutehuhh]

“They’ll never know what happened to Apu” lmao

[@johnnada6855]

Imagine Rocco getting an Oscar, and getting slapped by Will Smith too., damn ! that´ll be something

[@VOST0K]

Rocco was in top form this episode! Whatever you did to prepare for the podcast this week, it's working!

[@TheWisestWizards]

Mega64 is always live when big world events happen.

[@RollaJones]

Of course Rocco did the best Rocco impression. Derrick would do the best "YEAH y'KNOOOOW" if he were there too!

[@matthewallen1957]

40:00 Derricks lack of knowledge with music history is wild 😬

[@shootboxpodcast]

Just a quick FYI, Cody and Dusty's last names are Runnels and Rhodes is a stage name. That's why he couldn't use it. Dustin never used the Dustin Rhodes moniker in WWE and that's why he was able to get away with it.

[@TheSuperWookie]

Along with Jackass Forever, Shawn skating with his kids helped inspire me to get back on the board myself. Don’t believe you’re too old, I’m sure you’ll keep killing it, Shawn!

[@megamurg]

Derrick not getting Licorice Pizza is so on brand for him

[@bizareted]

Can't believe these dudes were live for both Osama getting domed and now The Slap

[@SeanZherdev]

Over the Garden Wall is excellent.

[@iownu92]

Funny how much they’re talk about wrestling on the same night a WWE moment happens right on the Oscar stage! 😄

[@PazHimself]

Live wrestling events are the best. My wife and I went to Lucha Underground and had front row seats. Brian Cage and Mil Muertes were wrestling and I got knocked over because they were so close to us before Pentagon Dark came from behind us and kicked his head off. Another match it was Luchasaurus vs Johnny Mundo and Luchasaurus got slammed right in front of us and I yelled welcome to Slam Town asshole! Because it was really into the match but then immediately felt bad. Luchasaurus if you’re reading this I’m sorry!

[@Nobutehuhh]

These jesters, jugglers, thespians, and various carny folk are making a MOCKERY of Taylor Hawkin’s death.

[@ericdegliomini2156]

1:38:15 thank you Eric

[@HolidayPack22]

So, someone who comes from a poor state, in a poor town, most kids not only depend on free lunches but also the free breakfast. Because those will be the only meals those kids will get for the day,

[@HotBeverages]

You all were right about Bruce Willis. :(

[@ealing456]

Yeah, diagnosed with aphasia - a very debilitating disease. :( It can form either as an inability to locate the right words to say: so speech is extremely slow and perhaps made up of just nouns. Or it can be a lack of comprehension, so the words that you produce may come quick and sound fluent, but are words that don't match the topic of conversation.

[@TheOnlyAchilles]

I would give my life savings to see Derick in a boxing match

[@Deadlytarget]

Derricks rewrite of the office ending woulda been way better

[@Satur9Sway]

derrick's review of licorice pizza is so off the mark. can't believe the disregard he showed for cooper hoffman, who is really good in it!

[@pie579]

That was the most tame joke Chris could have done, so many other jokes that could have obliterated him so much worse

[@Zeldarulah]

14:12 Resident Evil also has fictional timeline that coincides with our actual timeline which I always thought was interesting. Like each game basically takes place the year it releases and the characters keep getting older. Not exactly the same thing since they aren't the character in real life or something though

[@DMatt343]

Shawn's outrage at the fact that Jared Leto exists is fantastic.

[@Torgospizza930]

Garrett should check out the deadlock pro wrestling podcast. They review old shows, AEW ppvs and Dynamite and are easily the best comedy wrestling podcast where the guys know their shit real well on top of just having awesome banter.

[@INRamos13]

9:11 In 10 years? Derrick, that's the exact technology they used for Luke Skywalker in Book of Boba Fett. We're there already.

[@runescaper1333]

Rocco impressions are my favorite bits but they can't beat shawn's impressions before where he put whipped cream all over his face

[@discket1tu]

Creative Block is such a great podcast, so cool to see them here.

[@Nobutehuhh]

We need a new show where Garrett guesses how celebrities died.

[@deathstr1ker6666]

I love seeing the gears spinning in Rock's head about the million ways he could tear Will & the Smith's apart, but held his tongue like the pro he is. Will could not be more the opposite.

[@CrunchyVinyl]

Would listen to the shit out of a Mega64 wrestling podcast.

[@mr.exposition]

holy shit Derrick, Garret, and Johnny reviewing and talking about shows weekly would be so dope

[@idkaboutthat6712]

Get Out was really uncomfortable and the idea of being stuck on someone's head while they control your body is as scary as anything out there

[@shoehead1711]

Oaah fuck, I can't believe you've done this

[@christopherswanson5849]

I didn't think derrick's L takes could get any worse but he hit us with "licorice pizza sucks and the acting is terrible"

[@SDC_BIGTIME]

It's stuff like the Rocco plug in the opener that keeps my love for M64 burning

[@tmac326]

Will Smith can slap but the real question is, is he Nice?

[@salvadora8791]

Just the best boys tonight, let's go!!!!!!!!

[@raf.raf.]

Rocco is a real Hat Jack for missing the podcast :/

[@habanerojones2169]

I don't even have 27.99 but holy shit, Derrick's lead-in; I'm selling my soul tonight and ordering me a shirt.

[@hyperdrivepics]

Can confirm on lunchflation. I went to a salad bar and 2 large salads and a cup of soup cost me about 46 bucks.

[@RollaJones]

AFTERSHOW INCLUDED!

[@RollaJones]

Just realized I'm going to live to see the recasting of The Simpsons and I can hear the angry fans already.

[@TehCthulhu]

Never in a million years would I expect to hear a Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing joke. Literally what just happened?

[@Raigakuga]

Sawyer: "This is fucking cool, Dad!"

[@deztruct0823]

This was the best one all month holy shit, not that the other ones were bad but this one..this is the one

[@spookydonkey42]

D'you'knowhatimean?

[@rhenevers5229]

I'm always cracking up as soon as anyone does an impression of Rocco.

[@escargotmagazine]

Best 64 hour special promo ever?

[@dontgetgrabbed]

Derricks Meatloaf joke got me good ngl

[@TheClosetGamer]

That Eva painting was awesome!

[@johnnada6855]

Imagine DISNEY dying., now that will be something else...

[@Chadodoy]

3:39 Mega64 calling out Bruce Willis's condition days before his family announces his official diagnosis for aphasia and quitting acting for good :O Razzies have officially rescinded Bruce's award

[@RonDangerSolo]

Rocco got so mad when Shawn said Garrett was the biggest wrestling fan.

[@bobotea1234]

great episode you guys should do more reacts to videos on the podcasts

[@NapiurPictures]

Holy Shit Christmas Cast Wrestling would be fucking sick. Here are my name propositions for the event: -Winter Wrestling Episode (WWE), -The Birth of God Smackdown, -The Merry X-Games, -Deck the Halls with a Vertical Suplex, -Live from a barn in Jerusalem - it's Silent Night Madness

[@daimonclarke]

Demi Moore also left her husband for a younger dude. That’s another layer to the joke.

[@emanluca3753]

I’m with Derrick on Licorice Pizza. It’s almost like they tried to go for a “fresh face”, “superBad” low key actors thing, told them to act poorly, but well, and it just feels wrong all the way around.

[@hellsapoppin9326]

Ya know Aang? he had a flying appa yip yip

[@RxMxG]

Why the hell Rocco looks like that Mega64 Indian guy in the opening?

[@buzzy-ears]

I saw the Dio hologram, but I couldn't tell if they made him bigger. Looked normal to me. It was actually an awesome show

[@Supdude.]

Eric Badour managed to make this a memorable one

[@LiquidButterAlternative]

why was that font choice so strange for the slap interlude lmao

[@alexknutson5910]

Kirby is just fun. It's easy to beat but hard to complete. Worth it.

[@rampage1345]

Love you guys

[@Stealitnot]

Can't wait for the skatecast.