Mega64 Podcast 645 - We're Back And Ready To Fight!

[@DadFeels]

Dad is ready and waiting Garrett. Or should I call my unhinged pal Keith Apicary??

[@dicehands]

Next event: Dad vs The Entire Card. Spoiler alert, Dad goes undefeated

[@Grapefruit5000]

Daddy calm down, you already annihilated and set up world records.

[@jsXanatos]

Call mr. hyde

[@El-Burrito]

Matt Watson really didn't know what hit him (spoiler alert: It was Dad's fists!)

[@mrchiefbs]

I would love to see this fight.

[@Slop_Dogg]

Garrett should box someone, the rage he has from being called an island boy needs to be unleashed

[@RollaJones]

We all know he's an Island Girl. SHOUT OUT ELTON JOHN.

[@Spoonky92]

His entrance theme should be an Island Boys song.

[@shadday2007]

Garrett definitely is the guy I would love to see fight the most. He has such a fun energy about him that would be such a treat to watch in boxing.

[@ironlink722able]

Hear me out. Next Creator Clash: Mega64 vs Rooster Teeth. Winner gets Eric. He has no say.

[@funkymonk6353]

Loser gets to keep Eric but the winner gets his mustache

[@RollaJones]

@@funkymonk6353 And his stock in Rooster Teeth.

[@VinceCanWin]

more like loser gets Eric

[@user-zw4wh1tm9x]

Derrick vs Eric boxing would be brutal. Duel of Fates right there

[@foxclub49er]

Could be real

[@rhenevers5229]

0:00 Check out our sponsor: Tenga 1:17 Halo tv series 8:00 Theme Song by Nicholas B / BarXMusic 8:19 Been gone a long time 11:42 Who got afflicted with Covid 31:20 PAX East 2022 39:05 Limited Run Grand Opening 52:55 Creator Clash 38:53 Check out tenga and use code mega64 Also check out shop mega64 64 Hour Special: Scrunt shirt... 1:13:46 Nintendo Direct Classic games Scrunt 1:20:15 Rocco awkward Ramen encounter 1:30:30 Parking 1:33:40 Rocco watching the Paul Mccartney 1:43:00 MegaMania patreon exclusive stream June 4th is 64 Day

[@SawyersFilms]

Back with mega64 boys on a hot summers day, ready to hear what special guest Shawn chatfield has to say.

[@godhimself1128]

bruv it is not warm enough to be summer yet

[@user-zw4wh1tm9x]

@@godhimself1128 Global warming dude. Anytime between April and September is summer now

[@JacobHTMHF]

@@godhimself1128 idk where you live but it’s been like 80-90 degrees all week

[@christopherswanson5849]

@@godhimself1128 was 100 degrees yesterday

[@T1Slam]

Rocco vs Dunkey - let's go!

[@El-Burrito]

YES!

[@kilgoretrout8896]

Um white on black crime is NOT ok

[@DavidVassleofYeshua]

Dunkey wouldn't even harm a tic. Rocco definitely isn't a fighter but idk, I don't want to see the Dunkster get hurt.

[@T1Slam]

@@DavidVassleofYeshua Me neither - i want to see him get brutalized! Imagine - getting revenge for every single thing he done to Mega64. The commupance is long overdue!!!

[@moreover2587]

The podcasts that come after a long break are always great

[@ani311]

"Is it cuz I'm white?" No, it's because we close in one minute, and we want to go the fuck home. People who think they are better than food service or retail workers piss me off.

[@DavidVassleofYeshua]

But the sign says 7. Does it not say 7?

[@hellsapoppin9326]

why mega64 won't do Creator Clash Rocco- doesn't wanna but won't tell why Shawn- "no thank you" on every level Garret - Won't get hair cut Derrick - draft dodger

[@metaleggman18]

To Garrett, no one was paid. They might have had their flights and board paid for, but there was no purse and no real payment. It was purely for charity.

[@nateszigeti3653]

the "my wife is in the hospital" bit had me in actual tears

[@blitterblitbit]

I was picturing her in labor and him chilling with his ramen lmao

[@nateszigeti3653]

@@blitterblitbit for me it was the situation and i full on get the feeling that dude wasn't even married and just thought of some random urgent reason why he NEEDED his ramen big baby-man type beat

[@devianbomb]

Rocco v. Sam Hyde for all the marbles

[@RollaJones]

Watching Harley Food Time hit Egoraptor with the TKO was glorious. Knew what was good the moment Arin's gloves dropped. At the same time I would legitmately like to see Arin train for a serious fight. He was up against a larger guy who was training for longer, and with a guy most people try to claim is a mass shooter.

[@hobosnake1]

Yeah Arin really didn't stand a chance but still, props. It'd be cool to see him with some more training go against someone closer in size. Harley is a big dude.

[@richmond4164]

Yeah, I mean Arin seemed to have a surprising amount of head movement and strategy before he got rocked immediately after getting clipped. would be interesting to see how he'd do against someone his weight and height

[@RollaJones]

@@MrBooone Which is a skill most people don't realize is necessary in situations like this. The fact that Sam trained Harley to know what a real punch would feel like proves he wasn't there to just boost egos. He was determined to help Harley win.

[@RollaJones]

@@richmond4164 Most people always have a strategy until they get punched in the mouth.

[@RollaJones]

Was like watching Muhammad Ali do the Rope-A-Dope on Opposite Day. Instead of wearing out Harley and going for the kill, he just got smacked up.

[@ivenousername]

THANK FUCK YOU'RE BACK, MY TUESDAYS HAVE BEEN EMPTY WITHOUT YOU

[@aticus21]

The fade out is my new favorite bit.

[@ProgSnob14]

G4 is really flourishing, that channel is definitely going places!

[@acidfruitloops]

LOL

[@brettellison]

Would totally wanna see the Mega64 boys do something next Creator Clash. Maybe commentary?

[@ealing456]

oh yeah, commentary would be awesome.

[@John12494]

Get them to do commentary for the fights and then end the event off with a surprise match between whoever they got to do the commentary

[@B34RProductions]

Please do the next creator clash! It was missing that mega64 charm! Rocco’s intro is definitely “wanna see me turn into a super Saipan?”

[@tartatovsky]

He's gonna come in an introduce himself as Rocco 'Lobo Fuerte' Botte

[@funwithphobias]

MY WIFE IS IN THE HOSPITAL should be a 64 hour special

[@DavidVassleofYeshua]

Ok but if Sam Hyde had participated the entire stadium would've been slaughtered!

[@michelleneal6860]

I thought the fight was SO much fun! Some of those folks had no restraint whatsoever. It was non-stop punching and almost more exciting than a professional match. My husband is a big MMA fan, but not a big KZbin enthusiast, and he thought it was great!

[@JoryKorvid]

Saddest comment award

[@SirLied]

@@JoryKorvid goes to you! I hope you're a proud winner 🏆

[@user-zw4wh1tm9x]

More fantastic editing by Commander Johnny, salute

[@RollaJones]

Remember! #BeNiceToJohnny

[@RxMxG]

That ramen story is freaking great hahahaha

[@lourahkneeri0229]

First Geralt, now Chief... we gonna see Chris Pratts cheeks in Mario World?

[@ZacBallas]

I hope someone animates that Rocco story

[@charlesw7397]

Man I would loved to have seen Derrick or Garrett in the Creator Clash. Hope they do it again and Garrett trains to become a killing machine

[@TheWisestWizards]

Garrett fighting Nathan would be the perfect matchup!

[@spamspaz]

Praise be. Welcome back boys.

[@ccclennon97]

I’m bummed Garrett didn’t get asked to fight

[@gametones]

Master Chief finished the fuck

[@Lotato]

every youtuber bout to be buff as hell getting ready for the next influencer boxing match

[@TrigunFan99]

Derrick vs Erik from comment etiquette would've rocked my fuckin' world

[@sushiifoxx]

honestly, it's been a tough few weeks without you. glad you're back.

[@El-Burrito]

The creator clash was so fun

[@nobody13o7]

Would love to see Garrett box as well as talk about bloodborne more after beating the boss. Thats one of the best games of all time. Much love mega64 crew. You're all wonderful. Love hearing johnny and Kevin. :)

[@TheDansonT]

THINK IT! DREAM IT! DO IT!

[@StrawberryDonutKing]

THINK IT DREAM IT DO IT!!!

[@MrRom92DAW]

Had no clue anyone was down with the sickness but so glad all the boyz are feeling better and doing okay!!

[@geosan312]

Creator Clash 2023: Johnny vs. Derek The Slap Part 2

[@Simspidey]

i want to see rocco v dunkey in the ring

[@JamesyBeanZ]

Honestly, I wish it was an elite that master cheeks lost his virginity to at this point.

[@dsmassive2182]

I probably don't watch enough of this podcast seeing how caught off guard by the tenga sponsor

[@saw141]

I missed the Boyz ♥ I'm very glad the Covid symptoms were mild.

[@RollaJones]

Gimme dat Mega64 VHS, Rocco.

[@Very-old-man]

Covid is here to stay so I doubt you will ever see the mega64 boys smile in person ever again 😂

[@Segab]

Yeah we're in the denial phase.

[@TortoiseMaximus]

Not doing a podcast for weeks and have one of the best episodes

[@Edmitsu]

Lol worked retail all though the pandemic. Took my store TWO months after it started to get us masks and hand sanitizer. Never got sick. But to add to Rocco’s tweets I have not gotten sick at all these last two years. I usually get really sick once a year.

[@Trevendor]

Sounds like y’all gotta go to a horror convention that doubles as a international film festival! I’ve been helping run one since 2017 in February. So much fun!

[@johnnada6855]

Not gonna lie, to see masterchief lose his virginity was the scariest most grosse thing ever, no thanx bro im bailed out of this joint.. this halo shit didnt wait till marriage, so peace out chief, and wear some rubber for God sake, dont get a space infection or something lol

[@snailnailnailnailnailnails]

true that, no overshield?

[@umlau9910]

PLEASE, DERRICK. PLEASE DO THE NEXT CREATOR CLASH. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[@Swishiee]

I'm digging Rocco's Japanese Adriana/Sopranos shirt.

[@romein138]

what does it say?

[@Swishiee]

@@romein138 I can't read it but I can only assume it says "Why you cryin'? He's gonna be fine!"

[@Zinferbuddy]

Would love to see a reaction vid with the guys who hadn't seen Creator Clash watching it together

[@justrobYT]

Wow, yeah you guys should've participated in the creator clash! It would have been awesome to see Garrett fight.

[@RocketDogShawn]

Thank you for doing the Scrunt shirt!!

[@flyingpersian]

I'm really surprised that Shawn didn't get it from his kids, and that they haven't had it

[@theguy1991]

Probably did and just showed no symptoms. It really doesn't affect kids.

[@hpalpha7323]

that restaurant story was fucking incredible

[@pjcreations]

What the hell, you should have done it anyway! Box next year!

[@stephen1193]

I can't believe so many of the Mega64 boys were in NC.

[@BatOfTheDead]

Ive has the whole “6:59”situation happen to me when I worked at a theater. The ticket systems close 15 minutes into the movie and I literally can’t sell them even if I wanted to and this dude kept trying to argue with me that he walked in the door like a minute before it closes out as if I could do something about it and it’s like dude you reached the counter a minute late AND I couldn’t even sell him a ticket if I wanted to cause the system automatically locks. He got so mad that my manager had someone walk me to my car when my shift ended cause she was afraid he’d try to follow and hurt me.

[@matthewallen1957]

About time!

[@RollaJones]

Tenga shoutout right out the box for toys to use in or around your box. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@jacksonbtb571]

I would be so happy if garrett or derrick got in for the next creator clash

[@El-Burrito]

Derrick I would've loved to see you fight Erik from Internet Comment Etiquette!

[@mrmusickhimself]

I'd love to see Dad vs. Jake Paul.

[@Starman_Dx]

Master Chief? More like Master Skeet! Ayoooo!

[@RJCXDOfficial]

I went in person. Shit was awesome. The minx fight was the best lol

[@Paulnthony2]

Let's go

[@brahbrah]

I dunno if this is a thing for all flights but I've been on some United flights where you could connect to the wi-fi network for free to stream the in-flight entertainment on your phone/tablet

[@AveryGwyn]

I hope the mystery fighter is Lights Camera Jackson

[@Lolatusername]

why did master cheff have to have sex with a women? smh i hate it when video games get poltical

[@Torgospizza930]

I can't believe we missed out on Derrick boxing Erik from internet comment etiquette. that would have been a fight tailor made for me

[@bhaalgorn]

Garrett, get some training from Sam like Harley did.

[@EzlxlzE]

Garret took Charls’ side of the MDE divide, and I think Sam and M64 have a rocky past overall.

[@bhaalgorn]

@@EzlxlzE How has MDE and M64 interacted in the past? Curious, just knew Garrett was a fan of their older stuff

[@emanluca3753]

Just walk into the ring, and tell Garret “he’s late”. Let rage do the rest.

[@mkhpsyco]

I got covid in march 2020, before we knew almost anything about it. First wave here. I'm not offended by rocco's tweets.

[@metaleggman18]

I'd honestly love to see any of the boys fight. But bringing back the otp, what if Garrett vs Shawn? Battle of the lover boys.

[@howilearned2stopworrying508]

what do you wish for, Shinji? Giant Meteor 2016

[@Lotato]

Love Shawn but holy shit that man can complain

[@Water9513]

I dont know mannn, Rocco getting food that late to close and then being asked to leave. I’m on the fence.

[@turdhurricane]

Yup

[@lourahkneeri0229]

Nice fx Jonny!

[@shredwerd009]

all those smash bros videos from years ago proves all of you are completely qualified to get into the ring

[@kilgoretrout8896]

Got two paid weeks off from work, lost my sense of taste and smell for a bit which lit a fire under my ass to eat better and I lost 40lbs. 10/10 would recommend COVID

[@Segab]

It was a wake-up call for me as well, but it can do lasting damage to lungs, kidney, brain, etc so it probably negated itself. I would rather not have gotten it.

[@AKPiratePrince]

Got covid at the very start of the year, was very mild but the most annoying symptom was my taste & smell getting mostly fucked (especially being a chef for a living). It's gotten better slowly but surely though, so at least there's that going for me.

[@Segab]

I hope you have no lasting effects. My taste/smell broke for maybe 2 days but it lasted months for some weirdly specific things. It's been over a year and orange juice still doesn't taste 100% how it used to.

[@Lemuzaurio_streams]

The mystery wrestler is Dr. Ryan.

[@Jonathan-ic9ef]

Jedi are allowed to have sex, they just aren't allowed to have any sort of relationships beyond physical ones. This is something that George Lucas confirmed himself and something that has been referenced in Disney Star Wars.

[@johnnada6855]

imagine SHAWN boxing, lol

[@da3653]

I had covid prime and omnicron, the first time pre-vaccine was the sickest I had ever been.

[@AllanInSpace]

Regarding the Limited Run store chat, do shopping centres not exist anymore in the US? Do people not shop in store? In Aus shopping centres are packed every day from 3pm and chaos absolute on weekends

[@Zeeco49]

I'm American and I feel like it's a mix, like some shopping centers will be packed and others are very clearly dying, just depends on the location and which stores they have

[@1324Potato]

Seems like Shawn wants to fight but doesn't want to say so

[@HCHecxz]

Please! Go to MAGFest!!!

[@katielowen]

1:46:15 it’s gotta be DOC RYAN 👀😈

[@kilgoretrout8896]

Shoutsout to Garrett beating The Hunter's Nightmare

[@CheefChaos]

Y'all most likely caught a version of COVID in 2019, do you remember a week where you were really sick? Talking early 2019 feb-march

[@metaleggman18]

I only take of my mega64 mask so I can put on my other mega64 mask.

[@juan355]

where my tenga warriors at

[@L1nKo64]

I too got PAX East covid, i think everyone fucking did

[@jontrain8986]

7:34 so good

[@steve22x]

Rocco vs Derrick i would pay $200

[@lopey5035]

Rocky Boat laughed at me for getting Covid. sad day

[@TheCosmicSkeleton]

$40 isn't a lot of money for headphones anymore there are $2000 headphones now

[@Joeybamsandmore]

wish I saw the picture of biscuit bitch on the screen cause that place's sign says it all