MEGA64 PODCAST: EPISODE 442

[@scratchman]

0:00 - Podcast Intro/Chips: 6mm and 95% gone 1:34 - THEME SONG 2:03 - Rocco G: Digital Influencer and Professional Akuma Impersonator 4:20 - Shawn Theories/Saladcast 2: Military Style 7:41 - E3 Recap Segment (EA, Microsoft) 8:40 - Battlefront 2 Trailer thoughts 13:33 - Kingdom Hearts 3 Trailer thoughts 16:19 - Quasimodo and Phantom of the Opera announced for The Dark Universe 18:04 - Microsoft Keynote Segment 19:40 - Dragonball Fighter Z thoughts 20:35 - Middle-Earth: Shadow of War thoughts 22:20 - Assassin's Creed Origins thoughts 24:23 - The Last Night thoughts 25:00 - Forza Motorsports 7 thoughts/Car Culture 27:24 - Xbox and Microsoft final thoughts 29:14 - ARMS review and thoughts (Media embargo lifted) 33:49 - Genital Jousting review and impressions by Derrick 38:10 - Rocco talks WipEout Omega Collection/People who play portable games at full volume in public/Rocco's Geoff Keighley interview preview 42:45 - Derrick talks Playstation Now, Mortal Kombat X, and SFV 46:03 - Sponsors ( Mack Wheldon, Kickapoo Twitter, Shop Mega64 ) **Friday June 16th, Lord of the Rings Part 4 Con Exclusive Blu-ray will be made available for ONE DAY ONLY and leftover Archive Hoodies will also be made available until sold out** 52:34 - Mega64 Version 4 treat??/Mega64's growth and film-making processes 1:00:41 - Poorly Played Stream #224 Borders without Boundaries/Borderlands series) Discussion 1:05:00 - Shawn gets ROASTED 1:06:27 - Follow Mega64 @ Patreon, Main KZbin, Archive Channel, Facebook, Twitter, Reddit 1:07:06 - Labyrinth Discussion/Garrett's codpiece re-education 1:12:20 - It Comes at Night review by Garrett and Derrick 1:13:36 - Beyond the Black Rainbow review by Derrick/Darkest Night Audio Podcast 1:15:41 - The Mummy Discussion/The Dark Universe and trends of modern film 1:20:27 - Rocco calls out Derrick's hater 1:21:27 - THE TRAILER 1:21:53 - Derrick Acosta vs. the World of Douchebag parkers 1:30:30 - Mega64 sign off

[@xXBeanerguyXx]

Scratchman loving these time stamps, keep it up bro.

[@spicypork766]

Good Work Internet Soldier!

[@PainterX97]

IF I COULD PROPOSE: "Scratches Snatches", where he snatches the best clips and singles them out on the archive YOU CAN HAVE THAT ONE FOR FREE

[@StrawberryDonutKing]

dont spoil mega SIXTYFOUR PODCAST!!!

[@ThomasTheCure]

this is so damn useful! thank you!

[@Luckyfoxoval78]

I can't believe Derrick didn't say "This is where David Copperfield cops a feel!"

[@swordfishey]

Please update us on the public parking story next week. PLEASE

[@Oxilorix]

Thumbs up for Shawn editing that trailer at 1:21:00 into the podcast.

[@hoganshairline4175]

where did the gay guy go that sits next to slipknot guy?

[@FudTron5000]

yiric4 he's just a guest.

[@metalpyromon]

yiric4 I think he went to church to apologize for his e3 prediction of a anti-Christ game

[@cheappyv5156]

yiric4 Captain Bash, you mean?

[@trentm.364]

I'm really glad we are taking about salads again, I didn't get enough of it from the after show last week. Saladcast 2.0 is in effect.

[@xXBeanerguyXx]

Their book should be called: Mega 64 Origins

[@JosePerez-ld8qg]

Mega64-igins

[@ragingtothemax]

the real question i have for derrick's parking story is : does your street not have street sweeping? because usually cars move for that. And if they don't do they get those 50 dollar tickets?

[@Camillelang]

Shawn's Dark universe bit was so good!!

[@electroshakyeee2474]

I can't believe Derrick brought a real life youtube comment and it wasn't part of "Return Fire"

[@librarygary1618]

the One X does ACTUAL 4K. for $499. You need to buy a graphics card worth at least that to get that on PC let alone the rest of your system. Its absolutely a triumph for console gaming and I'm so glad they're pushing to make it somewhat of a standard.

[@WakingNightMayor]

Now this is how you digitally influence.

[@selfdribblingbasketball9769]

*podracing

[@theloserof08]

Really nice to see Shawn shave, now he's back to handsome model mode

[@megamurg]

Comparing ARMS to Fort Knox despite the free demo available, Derrick is always on the cutting edge of game news and information

[@faiintsmile7958]

the mega64 podcast is literally I have to look forward to in life.

[@MrYogo1]

faiintsmile life weights dude.

[@ultimateblong]

This podcast is the only way i can cum.

[@MrSporeaddict123]

this comment is literally I have to annoy me in life

[@Savester2]

Shawn is always here in spirit with his sweet edits.

[@bandeanies]

good podcast guys *taps table with both hands*

[@TheGrizNation]

Lol Garrett's alter ego attitude is a San Diego Mexican hombre.

[@godzillaganja]

OMFG that trailer hahahah, excellent podcast bois

[@PainterX97]

Shawn that trailer you did should be highlighted in its own video.

[@inakigil-favre9052]

Thank you so much for talking about LABYRINTH! The movie, Bowie, Henson, Jennifer Connelly... they all mean the world to me. I was 9 when it got released in Spain, and I surely made my dad rent it out for me dozens of times back then :)

[@MrWoodenSheep]

That note reply they left got my piss to a boil

[@LoneKuroRaifu]

1:21:00 Fucking nailed it. Shaun, your badass XD

[@SkrubDaddy]

Please update us on the parking situation. I'm invested now.

[@PainterX97]

"Lucas has a fetish for little creatures" Does that mean he puts a hard rub on his yub nub?

[@user-zw4wh1tm9x]

PainterX lootinee!

[@Matt-vx3ow]

Derrick, as a Catholic Christian, I apologize for your experiences with this person and their rude comments to you over the parking issue.

[@shaneplante936]

Does "military style" have anything to do with the Finger Bang Story?

[@EvasiveOne]

Derrick's point about Kingdom Hearts, he was talking about the Riku fight because I remember that really testing my patience when I was like 10. Rocco doesn't remember it because they fixed that problem in every rerelease of the game thankfully

[@NethNethdroid]

Lol at putting ranch dressing on a salad being too personal.

[@bwadoom]

damn shawn, nice trailer

[@Turbopasta]

"Microsoft's keynote was today and...if you told me I had seen this a year ago I would have believed you" This speaks to me on many different levels.

[@jjking700]

that note would make an amazing secret prize

[@ODdm3]

woah Shawn actually edited this broadcast? 1:21:08

[@caniacattack]

derrick should give them a gift card with no money on it

[@amadeusoasis5358]

I’m gonna do that if I’m ever in a similar situation 😂 Thanks for the idea.

[@madheadproductions]

Theres some people who think that these blockbuster money grabber movies are "not so bad" but it's a slippery slope. The more we're ok with laziness the more lazy movies we get. As a consumer we should expect a standard and not just "be ok" with movies, we should want to have better instead of settling with shit. We as a consumer deserve to expect more.

[@hyperdrivepics]

BINGO. And part of it is being open to new ideas. These blockbusters coast so much on familiarity with rebooted properties.

[@madheadproductions]

Yes! they go to reboots because its cheaper, they dont rely on new ideas anymore, it's too risky I guess.

[@TheWisestWizards]

I very rarely leave the house during the week, so my car sits on the street for 5 days straight almost every week. I didn't even know there was a law. I guess no one around here cares.

[@Adidaas]

Oh god. I sincerely hope Derrick actually does give them a starbucks gift card. I can't stand being people being complete dicks to other complete strangers. Perhaps Derrick's note could have been taken passive aggressively, but jeez. We're all the same people out there.

[@GregotheGreat1]

Can't wait to see The San Diego Hunchback in the Dark Universe. Killer trailer Shawn.

[@HotBeverages]

My asshole neighbors will park in front of my house, and not their own house at all. They own six cars, and only three people in the house drive (the rest are kids under 10). No one else in the neighborhood parks on the street, 'cause they have driveways, but my house is the only one that doesn't have one. They have a huge three car driveway, too, and could easily park there. I will put garbage cans out so I can park in front of my house, and they will move them just to park. I've had trash not picked up before, 'cause they trash guy won't see it. They will frequently not move them for a week plus, so I've had to call the police on them a few times. People suck :(.

[@ABlastfromthePast]

Hey Mega Have you heard Gorgeous George is suing KZbin for 1 million $ ?? No joke! Would love to see you guys cover this topic and maybe even take calls from some of "the Goons" - Will

[@callofdutypandemic]

Good clif hanger I can't wait to see if Derrick gets he's nice revenge.

[@wikikomoto]

that fucking trailer. THIS is why i wait until tuesdays

[@Ryan.A.]

hyped for hunchback of San Diego!!!! best trailer so far for the dark universe

[@jkreincarnation]

holy shit BRIAN

[@turkeysamwich00]

“Cops are always… been cornholin’ ya since… back in the day, man”

[@cameronmedina5367]

i been calling random people swagg daddy forever and now is the first time i ever heard any one else say it

[@tempatempo3805]

I want Old Shawn back.

[@MrYogo1]

Tempa Tempo #MakeShawnTheMainGuyAgain

[@LoneKuroRaifu]

Would've been better if his friends weren't dicks to him at times.

[@Dontrel3030]

Old man Shawn got fired a few months ago and has been replaced by an identical man.

[@Dontrel3030]

Apparently that Short Dick Man song was #1 in France for some time.

[@montoshi]

I tried a Kickapoo for the first time yesterday and oh my god they weren't lying

[@RandomAssaultPodcast]

I appreciate you guys not shying away from ripping on this year's E3, it's so fucking boring

[@JanKowalski95501]

That fucking intro theme song

[@StrawberryDonutKing]

Nooo NOOO I kept looking at Brian because his clean shaved face reminded me of someone. HE LOOKS LIKE JON ARBUCKLE FROM LASAGNACAT!

[@Holydiver2107]

Fucking hell, Rocco is 306* aware

[@ColdShoulderMedia]

The "Is it Racist?" theme is VERY loud, might want to mix it a bit quieter.

[@amadeusoasis5358]

Nah it’s perfect

[@ColdShoulderMedia]

@@amadeusoasis5358 This comment is 4 years late. That's amazing.

[@SlenchFan]

ARMs is a lot deeper than it seems. It's also fucking hard.

[@pants989]

shawn is recovering in the burn ward

[@TheDeadPickle]

Ruben Östlund, the guy who won the Palme d'Or this year has several 5M$ (or less) movies Derrick. BTW Shawn's gone because he drank Jim Jones's Kool-Aid.

[@qqw3rty]

WOW! Shawn looks TOTALLY different without beard

[@ProtoPunk]

Shouts out to Shawn for the edits.

[@LazyGyro]

I cannot find that Travis Barker interview.

[@UFT90]

I fucking love Beyond the Black Rainbow, but it's one of those movie that I totally understand someone not liking.

[@sweetbrothanunci]

Lot of bad suggestions for Derrick, especially when they know where he lives and what car he drives. Glad he's thinking smart about how to handle these dbags. I wouldn't be as creative and probably make it worse lol

[@purposly]

shauns gunna show up with a gun next sunday

[@TheHawkdaddy]

Shawn is best boy

3:56 does Rocco have a wario impression?

[@jeremystery]

let's get hacking brothers

[@orangy57]

you guys are a suitable replacement to sleepycast

[@marmalade024]

shawn you´re the best

[@mr.exposition]

The Hunchback movie looks AMAZING. Also, that parking story,,,,,,,hehe

[@cheappyv5156]

and WHY isn't Mega64 making skits on the SHOWFLOOR of E3 2017??

[@TheGimGamer]

Love yah dude!!

[@kholt1776]

What if cars, didn't want to go fast?

[@Zipped_in]

For some reason this didn't appear in my subbox :/

[@Kamakauzzy]

Sometimes ya just got kids... he's still a gamer deep down i'm sure. #resteasyShawn

[@SomethingCool51]

That new assassin's creed origins game might actually be fun. I look forward to pirating it.

[@godofacorns]

Shawn's gonna show up with a chainsaw

[@RandomAssaultPodcast]

aw man Shawn shaved his beard and got a tan, where's my bearded pale boy toy?

[@plasmablackmusic]

you good?

[@RandomAssaultPodcast]

sometimes

[@Adidaas]

Poor Shawn. :(

[@MrYogo1]

is bucket old enough to replace shawn now?

[@advocatefish3562]

For fucking once Eric is in the right, next time you won't hesitate to call the cops. Derrick you should've called the cops in the first place because now they know which car is yours. Now when you call the cops your car will be fucked with. These guys obviously know what they are doing. You are way worse off now.

[@niceupdog]

omg derrick they literally had several "testpunches" that was announced for ARMS on several occasions and had streams to specifically show the game off he act like nobody knew bout it cause he didn't lol he just ain't following nintendo's twitter probly

[@RandomAssaultPodcast]

Wow, I actually feel anxiety before Derrick reads this note that was left on his car, like I can feel myself getting angry on his behalf

[@strictlyformyninja]

Why does Shawn look so different?

[@PhineasPhishUK]

pumpin theme song

[@Duefist]

whats that intro song lmao

[@JubilanJayk]

Nice FIreWatch hat Rocco

[@emilym5196]

Public Parking :) Hehehe

[@gregoriolupercio5535]

Damn these Jesus fish cars

[@shadowfoxgaming6657]

I see Shawn shaved

[@DericeBannock]

I hardly recognize shawn now that he's shaved.

[@theguy1991]

A Nissan Juke? Holy shit those are hideous. Derrick we won't be mad if you use all the Patreon money to buy another car.

[@jontrain8986]

Derrick played MK9 and didnt know what number it was because they named it simply Mortal Kombat. Its almost like naming something thats part of a series the series name with no title or sub title is confusing and really fucking stupid.

[@katamari4life]

i bet shawn is so pissed for this podcast. he prolly didn't even edit it.

[@montoshi]

MK 9 has Freddy wtf

[@5n1k3r5]

Is Dr Ryan the ultimate pleb?

[@Dustin4d]

Don't buy Mack Weldon, it's average at best

[@MartinLawrenceofArabia]

wheres me check m80's

[@MrXxsnipesXx]

4K minecraft tho!..yeah ok sorry

[@MissingTextuure]

37:54 "Soy jism."

[@thesvc2006]

shaun looks very tan