Russian wife: “How was work today?” Russian worker: “Boring.” I’ll see myself out.
@N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.4 жыл бұрын
I liked it.
@deserthunter83634 жыл бұрын
J88 8.25" 50-60rpm 35-45,000 650F.
@Rancid-Jane4 жыл бұрын
Chuckle.
@WasabiSniffer4 жыл бұрын
Stay, don’t you dare leave
@robbobthecorncobjriii81954 жыл бұрын
Earned my like lol
@IkeFoxbrush4 жыл бұрын
Imagine being the devil, minding your own business, and all of a sudden the Russians are drilling through the ceiling of your workplace...
@sabotabby33724 жыл бұрын
Well they executed god in the 1920s by shooting into the sky, makes sense the devil would have better security
@JonathanWrightZA4 жыл бұрын
Knock knock, it's the Russian Orthodox Church and they're here to exorcise (evict?) the devil himself from his premises!
@salvadordollyparton6664 жыл бұрын
No manners...
@kroneyt14934 жыл бұрын
Imagine being the scientists doing the drilling, finding a large cavity and seeing an eye of the devil looking back up at you, pissed off that you just nicked the top of his head with your drill. What would you do if something that large and something that powerful wanted to kill you?
@darksnipedflyingmadness68304 жыл бұрын
@@kroneyt1493 I would be more pissed that I just proved that religion is actually right and that eternal purgatory is a real thing
@swgohgretchen59664 жыл бұрын
That message at the end about not using a clickbait image: super classy, and thank you. Liked and subscribed.
@muppeteer4 жыл бұрын
The sort of internet search that can irreparably ruin your search history
@zazugee4 жыл бұрын
google image showed some dumb pictures of modern large open sky coal mines xD
@patrickr60244 жыл бұрын
I found it more interesting because it looks so innocuous.
@caseywhite89693 жыл бұрын
My man simon has standards! *slaps script* *yells at Danny*
@ryangraf25423 жыл бұрын
and he said that he wouldn't gat alot of views XD
@TheDanHK4 жыл бұрын
"In their greed, the dwarves dug too deep and awakened an ancient evil"
@kayrosis55234 жыл бұрын
Thankfully the russians stopped while they still could.
@Alpostpone4 жыл бұрын
@@kayrosis5523 The darkness and flame got too greedy itself and just ate their drill bit.
@christians100004 жыл бұрын
@@kayrosis5523 No, No they didn't stop while they still could, thus the Soviet Union was destroyed by the acient evil. The Balrog ate soul of bolshivsm.
@dancingwiththedarkness33524 жыл бұрын
They have a much greater chance of creating their own volcano, but isn't that just another type of balrog?
@annescholey65464 жыл бұрын
Smaugs house
@LinxOnlineGames4 жыл бұрын
'Just 9 inches in diameter it's smaller than most standard pizzas but at a depth of 1,220,062 metres ... it is unparalleled.' Now that's a deep-crust pizza.
@miguelteirlinck69424 жыл бұрын
@@max7369 rewatch 1:52 , it’s not correcr
@christophergruenwald50544 жыл бұрын
@@max7369 that would damn near be the core at that depth. They were only in the crust 7 miles
@DWANER9863 жыл бұрын
12,262 meters. You're at 1 million there bud
@richardcranium34173 жыл бұрын
That’s out the other side and halfway to the moon.
@lewisthisisjames66323 жыл бұрын
@@richardcranium3417 haha
@barlotardy4 жыл бұрын
Just how Irish *is* that coffee, Simon? You're on the verge of speaking in cursive here! XD
@pygmygiant4 жыл бұрын
I like it! He finally sounds natural and not that fake posh voice he normally uses
@apathyguy83384 жыл бұрын
Irish coffee doesn't have foam.
@alsoaclient4 жыл бұрын
@Apathy Guy, correct, coffee doesn't typically have foam, except maybe a tiny bit with espresso, and he seemed way too relaxed to be drinking that much espresso. Plus, his mug was more heady than even espresso, but it reduces by the end of the video. I would have guessed a stout, as the thick head seemed "G'ness-like", and it was the right color to be of a stout. Cool mug!
@ciaranhughes70893 жыл бұрын
Looks like Guinness in a cup
@kevinchan793 жыл бұрын
@@ciaranhughes7089 which is "made from penguins... You boil them and the white stuff floats to the top" Al Murray
@micahphilson4 жыл бұрын
"We have to keep drilling for at least a few weeks, or else people will think we stopped because we found hell." That is by far the most metal thing I've ever heard from a scientific expedition!
@FeedScrn4 жыл бұрын
Rumours persist.
@shindari4 жыл бұрын
@@FeedScrn Flat Earth Theory still persists also, Sometimes rumors are real... and sometimes "stupid" is just STUPID.......
@cookiecola58524 жыл бұрын
You mean mental?
@bladerj3 жыл бұрын
@@FeedScrn not rumor there is a place in brazil where there is a hole you can actually hear what sounds like voices, people cant go there anymore since 92. why...dont know....some say its because too many people died spelunking there.....maybe they heard their screams lol.
@FeedScrn3 жыл бұрын
@@bladerj - Any links about this hole... in Portuguese or whatever, would help. Thanks.
@cleverusername93694 жыл бұрын
"I, as always, am your host Simon" that statement is becoming more and more literal as Simon takes over KZbin.
@megaprojects96494 жыл бұрын
Goals.
@cleverusername93694 жыл бұрын
@Lord Raiden passively learning is the best
@jameslyddall4 жыл бұрын
Dan Witzke kinda like the franchise wars in demolition man where Taco bell became the only franchise. Simon will soon take over every youtube channel lol
@jaysonvance5944 жыл бұрын
It is what Simon says..... lol
@arquitectooo4 жыл бұрын
Sputnik was def a mega project - the satellite was just a cherry on much bigger cake!
@alekrode37234 жыл бұрын
"let's just jump in" please don't
@thesaltysith59154 жыл бұрын
Alek Rode LET’S A GOOOOOO!
@richardmillhousenixon4 жыл бұрын
GERONIMOOOOoooooooo **splash**
@robswitzer83344 жыл бұрын
Pun not intended ❓❓❗
@GodlikeIridium4 жыл бұрын
Yeah... make others jump in^^
@lostbutfreesoul4 жыл бұрын
More like squeeze and wriggle your way in... if you can fit at all.
@raycearcher57944 жыл бұрын
"The Union has discovered hell. Our glorious freedom fighters will arrive shortly to liberate our damned comrades from the imperialism of lucifer."
@sebastianjohansen21424 жыл бұрын
This is so cursed
@danieldudin40714 жыл бұрын
Imagine a Soviet Version of Doom.
@carlthecoworker55964 жыл бұрын
That gave me a good laugh. Take my like.
@cravinghibiscus79014 жыл бұрын
@@danieldudin4071 That would be kinda awesome actually.. One undeniable downside to the dissolution of the USSR is that we never get to play any cool af soviet video games, except tetris I guess.
@sovietchadster9074 жыл бұрын
Uraaaaaa
@jameslmorehead4 жыл бұрын
My great grandfather invented those tri coned drill bits they were using. I never knew this growing up until I was cleaning out paperwork from his machine shop and ran across the patents. Was super cool to go through. As for the 180C temp that stopped them back then, we have electronic equipment (The company I work for has 175/200C LWD/MWD tools we sell) down hole that can operate at 200C and purely mechanical rated for well over 230C. I wonder how deep we could go now.
@theoztreecrasher2647 Жыл бұрын
Don't do that! Old Nick already sent 1 Putin up through that hole to torment us! 👿😱😜
@xy4489 Жыл бұрын
The gradient is 25C/km, so your extra 50C would yieled about an extra 2000m.
@jamesrobertson38537 ай бұрын
The kola bore hole in Russia 12 klms down Push a tube down there Section in the middle Strongest steel Gravity feed water one way steam pushes multiple pistons generating steam power Un ending power from steam Build them everywhere Wheres the PROBLEM????? Tricky part would be getting it going before it was completed
@dvabow4 жыл бұрын
Sputnik was definitely a MEGA project, would love to see a video about it on this channel. Keep up the great work!
@joeyr72944 жыл бұрын
Agreed, I like to see a vid on it
@higginsjedi854 жыл бұрын
I agree
@sgtkill96984 жыл бұрын
Definitely.
@Zaddy-Lu4 жыл бұрын
I agree, do Sputnik!
@Furudal4 жыл бұрын
FastCaptain the soviet ICBM program may have been a mega project. Sputnik was only a nice byproduct of that.
@RIlianP4 жыл бұрын
So Simon searched for "deep hole" on the internet, I wonder how many pages down he had to drill to bypass the porn.
@megaprojects96494 жыл бұрын
For the first time in my life I visited the second page of Google search results.
@mikeralph4 жыл бұрын
Reams of it, I'm sure.
@lucas-ge4qh4 жыл бұрын
you guys can bypass porn?
@chriswillis41534 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/foHEhXlrhaiVhqM
@brianswelding4 жыл бұрын
I was expecting Simon to preface this by saying "No, this is not pornography..."
@abpsd734 жыл бұрын
The only urban legend I've heard about the borehole was that the reason the project had to be abandoned was because the drill stem became stuck, sheared off, and was irretrievable.
@douglasjohnson4382 Жыл бұрын
That's Bertha Rogers.
@johndc29985 ай бұрын
I heard it stopped because it was too hot, like 220c-250c
@pilotavery4 жыл бұрын
The world's deepest hole High schoolers: "It's number 2 after your mom"
@tbp41724 жыл бұрын
damn I just commented that and now I seen this
@scottmccluremcclure39164 жыл бұрын
I don't get it
@boyboy71994 жыл бұрын
Haha haha your so hilarious
@nicosmind34 жыл бұрын
Was hoping to see a "yo' mama" joke, and i was not disappointed... Saves me from having to make it :D
@bellerophon-4 жыл бұрын
*bro-five*
@84gssteve4 жыл бұрын
"So when are the travel restrictions going to be lifted?"......(Quietly packs a crescent wrench, WD-40 and a bowling ball)
@firstmkb4 жыл бұрын
Steve po lol! Bowling ball is much better than the marbles I pictured.
@WhiplashPuppet4 жыл бұрын
You forgot the Flex Seal products.
@FrVitoBe4 жыл бұрын
Opens up and find it already filled with other bowling balls
@donkeyslayer46614 жыл бұрын
You're going to need a sledgehammer or a long pipe on your wrench to break those bolts loose.
@smolkafilip4 жыл бұрын
A GoPro, an infrared glowstick and 8 miles of fishing line.
@TheMrjohannes19954 жыл бұрын
Imagine accidently stepping on that Well cover in a 1000 years.
@Cookinoutdoors3 жыл бұрын
I wouldn’t worry unless you have shoulders less than 9 inches across 🤦🏻♂️
@admiralsaigojudo54273 жыл бұрын
@@Cookinoutdoors You just simply happen to be walking with a Golden bar worth 250,000 dollars and you trip and drop it into the hole. Why you are walking around with a gold bar is…yes.
@jimmywolfe47244 жыл бұрын
I swear I could hear Simon fighting to not say "its your boi Simon!" in that intro.
@megaprojects96494 жыл бұрын
MUST RESIST.
@travisscavoni3694 жыл бұрын
@@megaprojects9649 resistance is futile.
@wavion24 жыл бұрын
They only made it 9" so the balrog couldn't get out.
@markdoldon88524 жыл бұрын
Did it work? After all, Donald Trump is a thing...
@martyzielinski24694 жыл бұрын
Mark Doldon Go fuk yourself....
@gregbrightwell6624 жыл бұрын
@@martyzielinski2469 aw come on. Let people have their fun.
@Alpostpone4 жыл бұрын
@@markdoldon8852 Drilling at Kola Superdeep Borehole ended in 1992. Donald Trump made a cameo appearance in Home Alone 2 in 1992. Coincidence? I think not.
@Theggman834 жыл бұрын
A perfectly funny comment ruined by partisan bickering...
@Xion_Toshiro4 жыл бұрын
Interviewer: So... what was it like; drilling this hole? Technician: A penetrating experience. Kinda boring though. But, we just dug right in.
@tbone26464 жыл бұрын
Well... I did read the caption as super deep butthole ... :/
@joshbobst1629 Жыл бұрын
Hesus kristus
@jamesrobertson38537 ай бұрын
The kola bore hole in Russia 12 klms down Push a tube down there Section in the middle Strongest steel Gravity feed water one way steam pushes multiple pistons generating steam power Un ending power from steam Build them everywhere Wheres the PROBLEM????? Tricky part would be getting it going before it was completed
@elisamet27884 жыл бұрын
It's praiseworthy that you don't clickbait by putting irrelevant cover photos like many other KZbinrs. It's this sincerity (as well as excellent narrative skills) that make me love this channel. Keep them coming!!
@Lamppa4 жыл бұрын
Yo Simon! Any chance of you making a Megaprojects about the Large Hadron Collider? Or the upcoming Tokamak Fusion Reactor?
@quasarsavage4 жыл бұрын
I love this idea
@ayushsharma79954 жыл бұрын
Fusion reactor would be nice..
@evanbarrows24134 жыл бұрын
Cern Colider Yes that's perfect!
@Paul_Ch524 жыл бұрын
The LHC would be an excellent topic for this channel. Lots of info on construction and the detectors and operation. Especially the computing grid which spans the entire world. But Simon probably won't be able to pronounce "hadron" properly so that would pretty much destroy the tone of the whole video.
@GeorgeVCohea-dw7ou4 жыл бұрын
I won't subscribe until I watch the LHC episode!
@luk4s564 жыл бұрын
back then:"yeah we need to drill for bit more so they dont start rumors" nowdays:"they started rumors? fk lets stop it for the meme's"
@yusufn74674 жыл бұрын
LMAAAAAAO That's the best Comment on this vid lol Take my like
@cobaltcoywolf4 жыл бұрын
"Let's just jump in" was giggle worthy.
@theeasternfront64364 жыл бұрын
😮
@bradbrown87594 жыл бұрын
😂 This looks bloody dangerous... Well? Here we go! GERONIMOOOO00000ooooo....
@wrongway11004 жыл бұрын
Just giggle only giggle.
@ryantaylor11424 жыл бұрын
Does it get hot enough in the hole that you could forever poo in it and it not get full
@bradbrown87594 жыл бұрын
@Caledonian Express oh no! He went down the hell hole! I'm coming! Sacajweaaaaaaaaaaaa.
@alanrogers70904 жыл бұрын
Simon, yes, the Sputnik is a great place to start when learning about space. in fact, the Soviets were constantly being first at something in space before the Americans did the same thing. First artificial satellite, first man in space, first woman in space, first pair of cosmonauts, etc., etc., etc. You get the picture. And, by the way, I am American, and I remember being outside with my Mother, (still alive at 96, thank you very much), and observing Sputnik fly overhead. At first she thought it was an airplane, but I said that it was way too fast. Later, watching the TV news, we learned about Sputnik. We didn't know what size it was, but wondered if it had atomic bombs on board. Literally, except for the lunar landing, the US was beaten in every category by the USSR getting there first. As a postscript, I watch and enjoy all of your shows that I find. Thank you.
@_warren66594 жыл бұрын
cool story Alan! amazing how far we've come in your lifetime. call yourself a technological renaissance man!
@dannydetonator4 жыл бұрын
Thanks, one of thr few US commenters , who don't shrug this piece of cosmonautic's history off. The list is very long, but you're catching up.
@ROFLobster48842 жыл бұрын
They also collapsed first! Truly pioneers of their age. 😌
@JackParsons22 жыл бұрын
It's amazing what you can accomplish if you don't mind killing a few people in the process. We will never know the true human cost of the Soviet space program.
@bradsanders4072 жыл бұрын
Who got to Mars first?
@deawinter Жыл бұрын
Genuinely this is one of my favorite videos Simon has done. That coffee has him so hyper and the topic is relatively low-stakes and silly. 10/10
@harrybotter87624 жыл бұрын
Simon needs to narrate my day for me at least once. Kinda like in The Stanley Parable.
@joshuamccarroll21884 жыл бұрын
Then as you go along He'll throw in a few "Bonus Facts.."
@bobBob-yg9br4 жыл бұрын
With raid shadow legends
@pootang2844 жыл бұрын
Harry Botter the Simon Parable
@megsmadmumble4 жыл бұрын
This should seriously be a patron tier
@quinnzykir4 жыл бұрын
PICK THE DOOR ON THE LEFT, STANLEY
@audreyschmitt17824 жыл бұрын
Wow, so Simon was able to mention two movies he's seen! This must be a new record for him
@ClancyoftheOverflow4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but what the hell was he talking about? Colin Farrell has never been in a remake of a movie where they travel to the center of the earth/deep underground... Maybe he meant Land of the Lost with WILL Ferrell but they don't travel deep underground in that either...
@robswitzer83344 жыл бұрын
@@ClancyoftheOverflow Total Recall
@grahamchalk47274 жыл бұрын
The core? Also no Colin Farrell 🙄
@grahamchalk47274 жыл бұрын
Oh dear he just mentioned it. I really liked that one
@robswitzer83344 жыл бұрын
@@grahamchalk4727 Total Recall
@stickmann73634 жыл бұрын
"Where'd the microphone go?" "Fell in the hole." "Where'd the camera go?" "Fell into the hole." "Why are there screams coming from the hole?" "Hole person." "Why is there a giant hole in your town?" "Why doesn't your town have one?" "What was the point of thi-" *"HOLES"*
@SuperPITSteelers3 жыл бұрын
WHAT. A. REFERENCE! That video is getting quite old, eh?
@jamesrobertson38537 ай бұрын
The kola bore hole in Russia 12 klms down Push a tube down there Section in the middle Strongest steel Gravity feed water one way steam pushes multiple pistons generating steam power Un ending power from steam Build them everywhere Wheres the PROBLEM????? Tricky part would be getting it going before it was completed
@gonshocks4 жыл бұрын
"Journey to .02% of the Center of the Earth".
@mistrants27454 жыл бұрын
0.2% actually.
@tomasviane38444 жыл бұрын
😂
@challacustica90494 жыл бұрын
"i never believed in central fires"
@zealot7774 жыл бұрын
You made me laugh. :)
@kevinchan793 жыл бұрын
@@mistrants2745 And already it's 180 degrees!
@daniellee53904 жыл бұрын
I feel like I find a new channel from Simon every other day
@lostbutfreesoul4 жыл бұрын
It is what happens when dealing with a group of media-savvy clones....
@MNewsTime3 жыл бұрын
He makes 5x the $$ this way
@TylerTMG2 жыл бұрын
@@MNewsTime he deserves it
@brandonjc133 жыл бұрын
"Let's just jump in." Simon, don't-
@jamesrobertson38537 ай бұрын
I have The cola bore hole in Russia 12 klms down Push a tube down there Section in the middle Strongest steel Gravity feed water one way steam pushes multiple pistons generating steam power Tricky part would be getting it going before it was completed
@charliebailey65544 жыл бұрын
"standard pizza's" is my new favourite scale for diameter
@MJFallout4 жыл бұрын
Anything to avoid the metric system, right?
@willythemailboy24 жыл бұрын
Better than the old standard: Yo mama's ass.
@rickc21024 жыл бұрын
My standard pizza is 22" though.
@dfailsthemost4 жыл бұрын
For me, it's also an effective unit of measure of time. Though, it's inversely exponential. 3 standard pizzas is double the time represented by 2 standard pizzas.
@TheTuttle994 жыл бұрын
Why do people add apostrophes thinking it changes a word to its plural? I will never understand
@mycroft164 жыл бұрын
I love when humans do stuff like this. "Hey, what if we drilled a hole all the way down to the mantle?" "dude, that's crazy." "I know, but what if we did it?" That's how ever awesome thing humanity has ever done has likely started.
@donkeyslayer46614 жыл бұрын
What you would get is unlimited source of electrical generation.
@mycroft164 жыл бұрын
@jared priceDensity. Just like a straw looks bent when you put it in water because of the different densities of water and air affecting how light travels, sound waves are affected by density as well. They literally listen to the Earth and map sound waves from known sources and map where they expect them to be and where they find them. This tells them how the sound was "bent" by density changes which lets them map the interior. They've been doing this for a while. Initially with earthquakes which cause the entire planet to ring like a giant low frequency bell. They've been using sound to find oil deep underground for a long time.
@barthoving20534 жыл бұрын
@jared price And then you have volcanoes, earthquakes. Latter point to plate tectonics. Movement of the plates push up the crust , mountains, which ones eroded actually give a look at rock from a lower part of the crust. Earth magnetic sphere and heat coming from in the earth also points a form of heat creation . And then you have simply working through the known laws of physics what is where. There are lot's of little pieces of data you got put into a model.
@johnuferbach91664 жыл бұрын
@jared price Also we can measure the gravitational force earth causes, so we can aestimate how much mass has to be inside
@Starfloofle4 жыл бұрын
look, the defining characteristic of humanity is just as much "fuck it, let's find out what happens if I do this thing" as it is distrusting everything lol
@properbrew33754 жыл бұрын
I love how u casually have a small glass of porter in the begining and sort of stumble through a couple words later on. A man after my own heart keep up the good work
@TheFrenchMansControl4 жыл бұрын
Missed an opportunity to say "a race to the bottom"
@megaprojects96494 жыл бұрын
BA DA BUM BUM THSHSHSHSHSHSHS
@ronmeier88504 жыл бұрын
Kinda like it, almost could picture the one arm drummer from Def Leopard....yep that just happened!
@hicksalpha4 жыл бұрын
"A slow and la-bore-ious task"
@napiersliberty4 жыл бұрын
Ba dum tsssss
@megaprojects96494 жыл бұрын
@@napiersliberty TSHSHSHSHSHHSHSHSH
@cremilar4 жыл бұрын
"At 9 inches diameter, it's smaller than most standard pizzas" Loser Pizza's, they're called loser pizzas
@8vantor84 жыл бұрын
for a baby
@nicku334 жыл бұрын
I can't believe he got through that without spilling the coffee.
@shannonwittman9504 жыл бұрын
Ha! I thought Simon was holding a glass of ale. You know -- the English, ale -- but then I suppose the glass would be much, much bigger ...
@ravenwraith10174 жыл бұрын
Shannon Wittman sure you aren’t thinking of the Norse?
@bearcubdaycare4 жыл бұрын
As far as we know
@themotorcyclezeroshow4 жыл бұрын
Gave me anxiety every time he picked up his coffee.
@AftermathRV4 жыл бұрын
They discovered RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
@iowafarmboy4 жыл бұрын
So THAT'S how it escaped!
@jwenting4 жыл бұрын
and went bankrupt. Now it all makes sense.
@robswitzer83344 жыл бұрын
A wild Pokemon appeared! (Earth-type of course)
@willythemailboy24 жыл бұрын
What Simon isn't about to admit is that RAID SHADOW LEGENDS is the mega projects video for April 1st next year.
@johndc29985 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@donavinnezar4 жыл бұрын
"Its worth it because its entertaining" the favorite thing ive heard you said ever and an attitude that other youtubers/media forms should embrace
@todddougherty94924 жыл бұрын
Simon rents a wine cellar. Turns it into a KZbin Megachannel Overlord’s den.
@megaprojects96494 жыл бұрын
Disappointing lack of wine down here.
@todddougherty94924 жыл бұрын
Megaprojects you’re in Prague for god’s sake?!?!
@melangellatc17184 жыл бұрын
I like to think an unused part of an S&M torture basement.... Look at Simon. C'mon, you see it. Freak!
@NomaddUK4 жыл бұрын
It's actually his crazy aunt's basement and she has held him there since he was 9 years old. Did you see the mediaeval rack in the room behind him?
@benhadden70384 жыл бұрын
It is the wine cellar in his under a volcano KZbin lair. As Simon does look like a bald Hank Scorpio
@SewardWriter4 жыл бұрын
Hey, I've heard of Bertha Rogers! It's north of where my great-grandparents settled during the land runs. (The other side of my family got there on the Trail of Tears. Yes, I'm practically a stereotype.) It's pretty common to name oil wells after women. One of my childhood friends was named after a Texas well that her dad worked on, though I have no idea who the original bearer of the name was. Anyway, I'd love to see the Kola hole, but with my luck, it would come open and I'd lose my glasses. Without them, I'm so nearsighted, I can barely read.
@Roughneckmechanic10334 жыл бұрын
As a roughneck, gotta say that 22 years on one hole sounds pretty damn good to me
@accountholder1692 жыл бұрын
Until you have to trip 7 miles out ☝️🫤
@Vasiliosx24 жыл бұрын
Simon- "that just doesn't feel right." Me- what really doesn't feel right is all the missed sex jokes my high school years trained me to make.
@darlantro4 жыл бұрын
I liked the anti-clickbait note at the end. Good work!
@ShinVega4 жыл бұрын
Russian Wife: How was work today? Husband: “It was hell”
@steventrosiek26234 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@bored_cactus4 жыл бұрын
"boring"
@ShinVega4 жыл бұрын
Chris Zuber HAHAHA LMAO Solid Mate!!
@sebakisniesebakisnie61094 жыл бұрын
I like how it implies that the husband isnt russian
@nathang29124 жыл бұрын
Getting the Sputnik up seems like it would be a mega project.
@jackbridge57804 жыл бұрын
There's a old man out there that calls his 'little friend' sputnik that agrees with you....sorry :/
@deadmeatdec21644 жыл бұрын
"How did fossils get so far down?" Subduction of plates maybe?
@nilstrieb4 жыл бұрын
@ArmchairWarrior what
@nerfninja6614 жыл бұрын
Wind brings soil and debris little by little
@markdoldon88524 жыл бұрын
Obviously, but it was surprising that any fossils would survive 2 billion years of time, pressure, heat. It's not a mystery in the general sense but merely in the sense of "exactly how can this happen without obliterating the fossils?"
@Melody_Raventress4 жыл бұрын
Luck, there’s a reason that there are so many gaps in the fossil record. Survival of fossils for that long is pure luck.
@marksandstrom42484 жыл бұрын
An alternative much easier thing to go see are the "Tablelands" in Gros Morne NP, Newfoundland, Canada, where a few square miles of land are mantle rock rather than crust, right at the surface. The Tablelands are strikingly odd looking, because the soil mineral content makes them hostile to almost all plant life, in a location which has the climate to grow stuff quite well. In our summer visit, they seemed like a sunny wet warm desert.
@deadlikedisco47264 жыл бұрын
"Let's just jump in" Let's not, Simon.
@megaprojects96494 жыл бұрын
Let's crack on would have been better.
@deadlikedisco47264 жыл бұрын
@@megaprojects9649 Agreed. Either way, keep up the videos. I enjoy this new channel.
@nickwolfwood33064 жыл бұрын
Need a mega project on the “Hughes Glomar Explorer” when it raised the Russian submarine
@TheJimmy808084 жыл бұрын
About 10 years ago I attended a presentation on that by the UK IMechE. Fascinating story behind the technical challenges operating machinery at that depth and the cover story. All just to get an eyeball on some nuke missiles.
@hillaryclinton24154 жыл бұрын
This
@arthriticgamer34844 жыл бұрын
Simon: "It's hard to get excited about a hole in the ground" Archaeologists: "Hold my beer"
@donfeloni39234 жыл бұрын
"Hold my whip!" would be more accurate :D
@philipgallagher694204 жыл бұрын
I remember me and two of my friends sitting in a chipotle for about an hour back in like 2009-2010 and reading every bit of information we could find on the Kola Superdeep Borehole. So fascinating
@JackParsons22 жыл бұрын
NERDS!
@albertogarcia716 Жыл бұрын
Thank you, Dude. I appreciate the information and your sense of humor. I love your clips.
@BinkyBorky4 жыл бұрын
That coffee has a very similar head to a stout dark beer or fine ale.
@Pisti8464 жыл бұрын
I wonder why he always has to have a beverage while speaking?
@robswitzer83344 жыл бұрын
@@Pisti846 The British are always drinking something.
@MinistryOfMagic_DoM4 жыл бұрын
@@Pisti846 helps coat the vocal cords and he talks all day so he needs something. Warm liquids help a lot with that.
@irvingcobian4 жыл бұрын
@@MinistryOfMagic_DoM my wife was in choir in high school she said warm tea helps the vocal cords
@buzzyinurface4 жыл бұрын
I love how you go on small tangents, it’s endearing and authentic
@megaprojects96494 жыл бұрын
:)
@helgabluestone24074 жыл бұрын
See Business Blaze!
@drbosommd4 жыл бұрын
Business Blaze has massive tangents . Metaphorically Simon really let's his hair down when doing the Blaze.
@jasonwomack40644 жыл бұрын
Possibly the only deep hole video on the internet that doesn't require you to frantically close the browser when someone walks in.
@c.armstrong29784 жыл бұрын
5:02 The Simon Whistler Effect: The Core dropped 17pts on Rotten Tomatoes.
@MinistryOfMagic_DoM4 жыл бұрын
How?! It was only a 10 to start.
@c.armstrong29784 жыл бұрын
@@MinistryOfMagic_DoM it's the Simon Whistler Effect...
@megaprojects96494 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised it had 17 points to drop.
@tomgidden4 жыл бұрын
I _love_ The Core. It’s the epitome of “so bad it’s good”. Add “Stealth” and “Battlefield Earth” for a legendary movie night.
@tomgidden4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely... good call. The Happening totally fits with those.
@jackhemsworth75154 жыл бұрын
Was surprised you didn't mention that at some point during the drilling, the enormously long drill shaft snapped. They had to re drill into the wall of the hole to avoid the previous bit as they couldn't pull it out again.
@DiscoDashco4 жыл бұрын
Fabulous jacket/sport coat, Simon! Looking very sharp, Mr. Whistler.
@pegasusted25044 жыл бұрын
Total Recall Simon with "The Drop" even though that wasn't in the first one. What is the one thing that the scientists don't want to hear from one of their colleagues whilst digging the Kola Hole? "Hey, I can see the light at the end of the tunnel" ;~)
@zafarsyed64374 жыл бұрын
You forgot to mention the 1st hole getting screwy and breaking off the drill string and restarting at 7000m and the 2nd hole went "straighter" and is the one that went the deepest.
@specialed63574 жыл бұрын
There were several that kept offshooting and deviating from the main shaft that ended up being the final or main hole. They said it started representing an upside down tree with so many branches offshooting. That's another reason why it took so long to drill.
@cccpredarmy4 жыл бұрын
@@specialed6357 a lot of times the drifting occured because of the unstable crust which was moving the hole away. Scientists gad to find a way to stabilize tge drilling machine
@anthonylloyd6094 Жыл бұрын
I love the fact that you had so engrossed yourself in the telling of the story you forgot about your coffee. That's enthusiasm, and not in the slightest way boring....
@Fsilone4 жыл бұрын
"We're going to see how far down into the Earth we can dig. Let's go up into the mountains to do it."
@GarrusN74 жыл бұрын
I found this funnier than I should have.
@caitlyn99724 жыл бұрын
Ok, I've known about this dig hole for years and just realized how ridiculous the site choice was.
@autohmae4 жыл бұрын
@@caitlyn9972 probably has something to do with the type of rock
@caitlyn99724 жыл бұрын
@@autohmae that's just a logical answer....lol
@Alpostpone4 жыл бұрын
When you're so confident you'll break the sprint record that you move the starting line back just 'cause.
@MissDiea4 жыл бұрын
I’ve just discovered this channel and am currently binge watching everything, it’s excellent! Thank you for all your hard work and research ☺️ would you consider an episode on the ISS?
@tamasharbula33174 жыл бұрын
Me too
@jasesadventures28344 жыл бұрын
It’s very giggity worthy, thank you for the non click bait title I saw one before and I believe the title was”what we found when we drilled to the centre of the earth” I feel sorry for the people who wasted there time watching that and it’s about as far from the truth as you can get, your integrity is appreciated
@WildStar20024 жыл бұрын
"Let's jump in!" - I see what you did there. :-)
@ShobhitVashistha4 жыл бұрын
Hey Simon, great content, love the casual feel, just a small suggestion, you have a very engaging way of talking directly to the camera, the side sweeping angles somehow just take me out of it for some reason, I am assuming they also increase the amount of production and editing work you guys have to put in each video
@MinistryOfMagic_DoM4 жыл бұрын
Yeah but then we get to see what socks he wore today.
@jackbridge57804 жыл бұрын
I agree tho I'm usually playing ark or Forza while listening
@JJE2010MO Жыл бұрын
Another super video! Keep them coming Simon!!!
@MinistryOfMagic_DoM4 жыл бұрын
Simon: Doesn't know the name of Journey to the Center of the Earth Movie Also Simon 1 minute Later: "The book Journey to the Center of the Earth" Love ya Simon
@DarthBlue134 жыл бұрын
He's talking about the movie "The core" Not Journey to the center of the earth.
@tlazur4 жыл бұрын
Yes, with COLIN Farrell
@MrSimulatedsanity4 жыл бұрын
@@DarthBlue13 think he means the 'total recall' remake
@JesusisJesus4 жыл бұрын
He mentioned The Core movie a bit later.
@Ektalon4 жыл бұрын
Ronald Doran But The Core isn’t a remake. Journey ToThe Centre Of The Earth has a remake. And neither of them have Colin Farrell!
@greenzne4 жыл бұрын
I feel a strange compulsion to go to Kola, open it and fiddle around with my phone?!?
@jackbridge57804 жыл бұрын
And some very long string?
@m-w-y73254 жыл бұрын
@@jackbridge5780 with a go pro attached to the end
@ignitionfrn22233 жыл бұрын
3:50 - Chapter 1 - The center of the earth 5:55 - Chapter 2 - Project mohole 7:40 - Chapter 3 - Drilling begins 8:50 - Chapter 4 - Scientific findings 11:10 - Chapter 5 - The urban myth 12:40 - Chapter 6 - The end of the road
@Caldersparr4 жыл бұрын
Has the coffe been sipped?
@PMW34 жыл бұрын
Well, he didn't make it all of the way through the coffee,
@KingofScrapMetal4 жыл бұрын
N E V E R F O R G E T We are all one coffee
@megaprojects96494 жыл бұрын
Always.
@benignpxl4 жыл бұрын
Why the coffee in hand? Soooooooo distracting. Is he gonna spill it? Is he trying to control his gestures by occupying one hand? Will he sip it? He's miked, how will that sound? Will he spill it on his white shirt? Lol
@alishaliddle4 жыл бұрын
I'm searching the comments for links to that mug 😂
@thumpertron4 жыл бұрын
I made a really deep hole on the beach when I was a kid and an old man shouted at me and told me what I was doing was dangerous. They still haven't found him.
@justinandersob55343 жыл бұрын
Actually sand digging to deep is real. Up north in traverse city here in michigan a young boy bout 12 i think dug a 4 foot by 3 foot deep hole he went a jumped in the hole again an it swallowed him. Do to the fact people dug him out fast enough bit it's not the first time.
@BetterWorse-ge6ci8 ай бұрын
I love the breaking the 4th wall at the end and elsewhere in this specific video.
@HokkyWokky4 жыл бұрын
I imagine Sputnik had a lot more to it then just the satellite itself. I'd personally love to hear more about it.
@A_NorthKorean_CoOp4 жыл бұрын
I see Simon, I click, watch and like
@megaprojects96494 жыл бұрын
You legend.
@iltidnicholl62862 жыл бұрын
No steam off of that "coffee", looks similar to a Guinness....mmmm. Lovely and interesting informative work Simon. The sarcasm is good and very subtle.
@HikuroMishiro4 жыл бұрын
Simon: This is basically the weakest urban myth ever. Me, who lives in the Bible Belt and knows people that believe it: I agree.
@grimd87884 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't be surprised if it was related to the satanic panic.
@dr.lyleevans69154 жыл бұрын
Grim D there was some legitimacy to that
@Benson_aka_devils_advocate_884 жыл бұрын
Simon be like, _"This shits so crazy I need a drink while explaining to you!"_
@CarlMcKenzie4 жыл бұрын
We never see Simon actually drinking his coffee, so clearly it is a prop
@Benson_aka_devils_advocate_884 жыл бұрын
Yeah, @@CarlMcKenzie. Editing a video so you can watch a guy drink coffee is the hottest thing today because of how interesting it is! You caught me in my lie! I'm soooo ashamed of myself....
@stevensmith54493 жыл бұрын
I enjoy and appreciate your seemingly, pragmatic, approach.
@DemonDante6664 жыл бұрын
"Lets just jump in" I get Philly D vibes when someone tells me just to jump into KZbin episodes
@gunnarherzog55384 жыл бұрын
6:25 I'd say anything that pushes the limit of human engineering should qulify for this channel, so imo the various steps of the space race should qualify
@BrandonGraham4 жыл бұрын
I would not qualify it as mega. There are soooo many videos/stories about the space race. I'm sure something interesting but less covered could be found.
@sth.7774 жыл бұрын
Thank you for NOT using clickbait thumbnails - it would undermine the integrity of your team's research and level of reporting.
@KhaoticJesteress4 жыл бұрын
That intro music. I feel like I am watching the Discovery Channel.
@JennaGetsCreative4 жыл бұрын
It's the same intro music used by The King of Random
@KhaoticJesteress4 жыл бұрын
@@JennaGetsCreative That makes me sad.
@megaprojects96494 жыл бұрын
@@KhaoticJesteress The reason so much music repeats on KZbin is that everyone gets access to the same set of free tracks from KZbin :)
@megaprojects96494 жыл бұрын
(I mean we could go to some stock music site and buy it... But its expensive... And KZbin has it for free)
@JennaGetsCreative4 жыл бұрын
@@megaprojects9649 Absolutely! It's funny, editing my own videos, there are tracks I downloaded from the YT library ages ago that I obviously liked but now I never use them because I've come to associate them so strongly with another channel.
@williamcaddy13864 жыл бұрын
'What do you have in your town?' 'Giant Hole.' 'Okie Doke.' *Kalgoorlie, Western Australia would like to know your location*
@travisbond6354 жыл бұрын
That's very interesting. I enjoyed watching. Thanks for covering that unusual subject. Keep up the good work.
@robneville71554 жыл бұрын
The "hole to hell" legend spread to TV evangelists. I heard an enthusiastic preacher tell the story as true at a funeral.
@DonVigaDeFierro3 жыл бұрын
I heard a similar story that goes by the name of "Mel's hole" I don't know, but sounds like a similar, if not the same story. I want to Google more about that. I say this in the _least_ sexual way possible.
@maska-15434 жыл бұрын
"The situation in the mantle is now normalized, but it is crawling with counterrevolutionaries. Ivan, build secret railroad down hole"
@romeyburgin72214 жыл бұрын
Simon one of the best of your presentations and you seem to have enjoyed it yourself.
@Aggelosy4 жыл бұрын
you've pronounced Mohorovicic correctly.... I'm so confused... well done!
@megaprojects96494 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah.
@tomgidden4 жыл бұрын
...and yet “Miscellaneous” eludes him.
@dewayneblue18344 жыл бұрын
In this video you learn that the Russians bore deep holes, and that the Brits make tiny pizzas.
@TheDove254 жыл бұрын
Really find your work very interesting and amusing.
@ruyvazquez15884 жыл бұрын
Simon: "I didn't make all the way through my coffee" That's why you have 8 other channels
@megaprojects96494 жыл бұрын
Ha yes, indeed after this I recorded another MP and did finish my coffee :)
@sigor20114 жыл бұрын
Sputnik would be awesome. It is a megaproject when they were really going into the un known.
@jimmy_olds4 жыл бұрын
The 1996 Buick speedo as a part of the intro is a nice touch . I really dig this channel (no pun intended)
@kl0wnkiller9124 жыл бұрын
Idea for a new Megaprojects: Mount Palomar Observatory. An interesting and pioneering achievement when it was made.
@Tharathgar4 жыл бұрын
"Today we're looking at really deep holes" If only this was only on Business Blaze right now.