Meghan on the PSYCHIATRIST COUCH: Ink Blot Tests

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Transcript:
ACS: Now Mrs Markle, I want you to feel very relaxed
M: Ok, I do
ACS: We are going to broach a couple of issues before we get onto the ink blot analysis, okay?
M: Yes doctor.
ACS: Okay, great - now, we discussed last time that you see it as your destiny and duty to save the world, tell me more about that?
M: I”m just prepared to endure for the sake of the common good. There’s a lot of suffering out there and if I can suffer to help release them from their suffering then, I just feel compelled.
ACS: (nod & writes)
M: I’m just prepared to take the hit, right? You don’t need to call me a hero, unless you desperately want to.
ACS: No I’ll manage, thanks - tell me about your family relationships, I’m a little concerned about Animus-possession - what is your relationship like with your father?
M: Estranged.
ACS: His choice or yours?
M: Mine. His behaviour has been unacceptable and now he’s suffering as a result.
ACS: Right, right, I see, and does he want to see you?
M: Desperately.
ACS: And would you be prepared to endure any emotional turmoil involved in seeing him again to help release him from his suffering?
M: No, he can rot.
ACS: Right, okay, that really helps me with my insights: let’s get onto these inkblots - tell me Meghan, what do you see here - and remember, just say the first things that come into you head
M: Right okay… I see me, trying to to hold things together as two horned demons try to rip me apart
ACS: Interesting, anything else?
M: Yeah I see myself ascending to heaven on pinks clouds and all the angels in heaven bowing down a saying in unison, she’s finally arrived
ACS: Great, and how about this?
M: I see me, as a bright light and my two amazing kids, 3 & 5, either side desperate to give their mother a kiss
ACS: Okay, anything else
M: I see jewellery, broaches, necklaces, crowns, tiaras and their being worn by other people, owned by other people and they’re not being given to - oh please doctor take it away I can’t handle this one anymore
ACS: Okay, it’s fine, it’s all gone… now, are you ready to continue with the next one?
M: Yeah, I think so
ACS: Okay, what do you see here.
M: I see a butler in a red bowtie serving me a vegan smoothie and stuffed avocado, he’s nervous
ACS: What’s he nervous about
M: That he might have got the order wrong, he’s terrified he’ll lose his job, he needs it to support his family
ACS: Anything else?
M: Yeah, he’s in tears because he has lost his job, while I’m lying on a lounger after complaining to the manager
ACS: Want me to remove the image Mrs Markle?
M: No, no, I get quite a lot of comfort from this one
ACS: (writing) Interesting, but we’re going to move on, what do you see here?
M: Yeah, quite recently grown, I’d say.
ACS: Ah, that reminds me, I have David Lammy coming after you
M: So what do you think doctor Covington-Smythe? Can you even put into words a diagnosis for someone like me?
ACS: Well I can actually, it’s quite simple actually
M: (closes her eyes) I’m ready
ACS: You’re a nutter - an absolute nutter.

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[@roselee4445]

Was wondering when someone would talk about her taking the hit. I thought I'd loose my lunch on that one.

[@voyaristika5673]

"No! He can rot!" 😂 "I see me"....every time, she sees herself.😊 Sam is the best. I hope meghan watches. She'd save thousands on psycho therapy. 🤣

[@mirrormirror3622]

MM on a psychiatrist couch! Brilliant and long overdue!

[@It-Is-What-It-Is.]

If she talked 5 minutes more, the doctor would be on the couch.

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@betht60]

😂😂😂👍🏼👍🏼

[@christineramsey5572]

The shrink is a goldmine of potential laughter! What is his name? Can't wait for Harry's appointment!

[@Brooke2000]

His name is Dr. Covington Smythe …🥸

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​@@Brooke2000😂❤😂

[@letizia7777]

Sam, you nailed it! Fantastic material!

[@imahick5723]

LOL. I think the good doctor was the first one to tell Nutmeg to her face she is a nutter! Bravo

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Sam fabulous ! I’m a retired counsellor for a medical centre & I laughed my socks off 👏🏼💐🇬🇧

[@Fifty-sense]

Brilliant!!😂😅 I'm so glad she's prepared to take the hit!! Such a relief to mankind 😅

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"That reminds me, I have David Lammy coming in after you." 👏👏👏

[@Joanne2312]

Loved it. Meagain finally on the doctor's couch.

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Well done , well done Sir!

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"no, I'll manage, thanks" 😂

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Dr. Arthur Covington Smythe is back! Splendid!! ❤

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"she's finally arrived" 😂😂😂

[@Jean-e3q]

Diagnosis - “nutter”, spot on‼️

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I can’t stop laughing. Thank you Sam for your truly amazing work 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

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We need to see the doctor on a regular basis. Times are difficult and the doctor hepls us cope. Plus now Ms. Ragland has a doctor on speed dial who is ready to intervene. Seriously, doctor is my new favorite character.

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So happy to see your subscriptions rising, Sam. You deserve many more!!

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Thank you

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​@@split-withsamroffey1431There is so much work that goes into this. The costumes, the accessories and the coordination of the different characters. I have watched your figures for a long time. I don't understand why you aren't on 100,000 now. That's where you deserve to be. Well done.

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​@@hilaryjohns4049I agree. Very talented and entertaining

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Es excelente!! 😂😂

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I can’t believe he doesn’t have 100,000 subscribers

[@paulcullen922]

Yes, spot on!

[@GailWalker-i6g]

That was soooooo good. Thank you!

[@TrudyPatootie]

*Yep confirmed...She's nuts!*

[@SueProv]

I saw the notification as I got into my car. I glanced at the ink blots but just hearing it was excellent. Loved it

[@split-withsamroffey1431]

Thanks Sue

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Hi Sam from Oklahoma in the US. Hilarious as usual!😅

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Here’s a comment for the algorithm - I like the doc’s glasses, they really suit him.

[@aminemaia921]

I agree with you. Dr. Bar man etc he does it all well

[@notpurrfect6397]

Thank goodness she got comfort from having a waiter fired. The earlier stress of not being handed a tiara was more than any one martyr could bear.

[@Kendrod]

I see Me, Me, Me , Me ....😅😅😅😅👏👏👏

[@guestguest2030]

Oh, this will be good!

[@reginavalerie1]

found myself taking the test too LOLOLO!

[@JeanKirk-h7c]

Loved it. Would not want to help aliviate her father's misery - so true and pretty much sums it up. Unless, ofcourse she could attach some monetary value to it!

[@queenbee6334]

😂😂😂 Excellent videos!!

[@terrymitchell2533]

What a wonderful new take on Megan you have summed her up and just a few minutes and I loved everyone of them thank you 😂🤣🥰

[@OfficialWelshWoman8309]

I watch you, even with that beard, I see her. I hear her. You become her! Wtaf ... very brilliant.

[@moragcampbell3577]

Brilliant 😂🤣😂🤣 diagnosis so funny Sam 👏👏 😜

[@andreahoulihan8453]

Excellent as always, Sam 😊

[@DeniseCampbell-p4x]

Absolutely excellent!!!!!!!

[@jjgirlplusmylovelyyorkies996]

Genius 😂😂😂

[@dorothyskarpaas1180]

Absolutely brilliant!!!! As per usual

[@msinvincible2000]

THe psychiatrist should be careful: listening to MM can make him loose his mind after a certain time 🤣

[@kristinedunner988]

I suppose as you say his mind could become "loose"😅

[@Sotto_]

Criminologists warn against looking too deeply into the eye of the beast lest you become like them. 🫣 However, I think the good doctor is aware of that. 😂

[@dafinker3443]

Love love your take offs SUPURB 👏🙏🏻👏🙏🏻✅

[@angeladunklee831]

Brilliant!! 😂

[@lindabehrend4336]

I absolutely ADORE your cleverness!

[@susanpeuler6913]

Its simple you’re a nutter 😂❤

[@elainemulberryrat5300]

Just too funny😅😅 wonder if that has happened in this reality. Diagnosis spot on.❤

[@lesellen7850]

May I have a psych session with the good Dr.? Giggling. ❣🌞🥑🎾

[@Brooke2000]

Of course….but I go first 🤣

[@lesellen7850]

@@Brooke2000 Will arm wrestle you for going first. ha ha

[@penny1186]

We need more of the psychiatrist

[@kazkaz2212]

Love your videos, Sam. Always spot on and make me laugh.

[@judibrady422]

You understand Meghan very well.

[@ajc2208]

Very clever, and funny skit. 😅😅

[@parkwood6334]

'You're a nut bag'. The doctor forgot to include egotistical in his diagnosis.

[@samporter2146]

Wonderfully funny . Loved it , thanks .❤

[@debbiecollins1237]

“NO”! He can rot!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@4kassis]

Right, that really helps!

[@annmartin5347]

Im hearing HG Tudor's voice when the doctor is speaking!!!!!!

[@Jean-e3q]

HG - not sure!

[@Jaen1516]

Sam, you truly are a genius. When my "My Little Tarantula 🕷" was seeing the images and gave the descriptions, I really stop the video to see the description. You my dear Sam are so talented, I could actually see descriptions. I couldn't stop laughing. Sending you and your family big hug. Stay safe. From South Texas much live🫂❤

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Nutbag. 😂 Another one to add to the list. 😂 Brilliant scenario! The only thing missing is the tight fitting jacket, but give it time. 😂 👏👏👏👏👏 💖🇨🇦

[@CJScrol]

Your parodies are hilarious! You nailed the character of M. 👏👏👏😄😄😄

[@bethw4815]

Another character - what a treat! Loving this!

[@zed4225]

Epic Sam, love it. But we all know there is little chance of a cure. I like Barman's style of therapy.

[@jaroslaval9159]

Well...I confess, I saw the waiter too! Oy!

[@roselee4445]

Me too and the two children 😮

[@Deb-nr1lz]

Thank you Sam😊 1:00

[@karensullivan3]

Excellent! Loved her interpretations of the ink blot. Another feather in your cap Sam !

[@MoonlightandMagnolias]

I often find myself somewhat shocked when I see real pics of the real MM…no beard! 😂

[@bernadette573]

🤣🤣🤣 The beardless nutbag is AI generated. Sam has got the real one.

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Oh my! I thought I'd never stop laughing!! One of your best! 👏❤ 😂

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😂😂 you guys are soo funny ❤

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Love the test’s 😂😂😂😂 can’t wait for Hazzz now Very telling of her non concern for the waiter 🤪🤪🤪😂😂😂😂

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😂😂😂😂😂❤👍👍🤣🤣 my god this is what the world needs 😊😊 (Sam not the markles😂) that has made me laugh so much xxxx❤

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Brilliant.

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😂😂😂❤❤❤❤. Great!

[@LotusLady9]

Love it!

[@dianneedwards4757]

Dr, pity you weren’t around when Markle thought she might top herself and then went off to Cirque de Soleil! You could have got her on the tightrope and sorted her out.

[@suehancey8355]

That was brilliant 😂❤

[@glorysmummy]

I can never see anything in those ink spots? Am I worse than her

[@barbarabenedict3453]

Hilarious!

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You’re so good 😊

[@silkie8511]

That reminds me, lve got David Lammy coming in after ~ brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂

[@elizabethramsey9295]

For some reason your Meghan wig looks better and more natural than the duchess’s 😂

[@onassisaracely]

Im an angel, Im the mesías, the Queen of humanity 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Nice one zSam

[@dd-ho7bm]

Great stuff as usual ...but I have to say your house is stunning!!

[@Josie401]

Ha ha you made my day again. Thanks.

[@annettehunter9743]

Very clever script. You miss nothing!

[@theresaallen1901]

Nailed it!

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You rock Sam! You nail them VERY time. Go Sam!

[@MRachel628]

Hysterical Sam😂. Nailed it as always!👍🏼😄

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Wonderful Sam😂

[@vrccim5930]

Fun. Thank you.

[@ThePrryns]

Your home is so cozy.

[@karlavlieger4441]

Absolutely spot on 😂😂😂😂

[@williamwehmer1268]

My therapist breathes just like this ! 😂

[@anneburrows6572]

Tip m off that couch, I need a appointment with the good Dr.😂

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You nailed it. 😁

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Please could you do more of these,,😂😂😂,,

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Well done

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Thanks Sam another brilliant one

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Comedy Gold!

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