Megilat Dereth Maḥlon heḤakham - the Scroll of Dereth Maḥon the Sage

[@kdevlogs5550]

i think "memes as religious chants" is my new favorite genre of meme

[@giovannilloretsorribas2836]

And after these things, it is told that Pal'patin, who was the greatest elder of the nation, and chief of all the peoples of the land, bade Ann'akin, who was of the Jed'im, the masters of the sword of light and who made use of the might, and he asked him to come and watch a dance with him. And while the two of them watched the dance, Pal'patin said thusly to Ann'akin: "Have you not heard of the tragedy which was of Dereth Mahlon the sage?" (3 Anakin, 8:1-4)

[@Guythatyoudontknow]

Ba’al-Badin

[@ApocGenesis]

​So it was that Master Ouindu, greatest of the Jedi'im, he of the Blade of Purple Light, went to the palace of Ba'al Badin with his retainers. "In the name of the Knesset and the name of the LORD, we seize thee." And Ba'al Badin said to Master Ouindu, "I am the Knesset!"

[@mojavefry2617]

@@ApocGenesis And Master Ouindu countered: “Not yet, not yet! And Ba’al Badin replied, “Then thou art traitors.” And lo, Ba’al Badin let out a terrifying roar, one completely lacking in humanity, and leapt through the air as like the gazelle! He brought forth his own blade of light, colored scarlet as per the tradition of the Sithim, and struck down Master Ouindu’s companions! It was as a Lion pouncing upon sheep, thus was Ba’al Badin’s mastery of the darkness of The Might.

[@erdood3235]

​@@Guythatyoudontknowwhat's that?

[@secretlobsterclawsandother2060]

The navy seal copypasta in this style would be absolutely wild. I would love to see that.

[@ssjcrafter8842]

apparently it's already been done. it's megilat hotmei heil hayam

[@pelegsap]

אני יושב במשרד ומתגלגל מצחוק. נראה לי שכולם חושבים שאני משוגע אבל הם לא יבינו. זה הדבר הכי טוב שראיתי ביוטיוב בחודשים האחרונים

[@n0denz]

"And on the 11th of Iyar did Anah'chaim of Ta'atuin come to the house of the Na'berim in the land of Nebu. There he was ferried to the pavilion at the base of the mount that he may rest after his return from Khorus. Accompanying him was the daughter of King Reui, and she did point yon to the islands and speak of the beauty of the waters and the birds and the sands. Lo, Ana'chaim was vexed by her words and said to her, "The sand of the islands is like unto the sand of the desert and thus it displeases me, for it is unrefined in its essence and is like in texture to the ruined hide of an ass, and it hath brought me much vexation. So too it doth invade one's hearth and render it unclean in the eyes of the LORD."

[@mohnjadden7841]

This is the single greatest schtick ever. It feels like I'm being dragged to shul all over again. I love this and hate this all at once. How much can I bribe you to do the Navy SEAL copypasta in this style? Edit : okay that was done years ago, great job on my genius brain for not noticing. If you can do All Your Base, I'll go back to shul.

[@isabellev9576]

He already did the Navy Seals copypasta, funnily enough, as Megilat Ḥotmei Ḥeil haYam - the Scroll of the Signatories of the Force of the Sea. kzbin.info/www/bejne/haDIYoishsaiga8

[@mohnjadden7841]

@@isabellev9576 This owns. Thank you for giving me the best new I'm gonna get all day.

[@mohnjadden7841]

@@isabellev9576 All we need now is All Your Base Are Belong To Us

[@thecianinator]

​​@@isabellev9576oh my god I mean yaweh

[@AtmoStk]

​@@isabellev9576 amazing!

[@GarbageManThe4th]

Happy Purim! Here's a suggestion for next year: The SpongeBob episode "Bubblestand" (דוכן הבועות).

[@yochaiwyss3843]

יצחק מחזק אותי יותר מאלף חבדניקים מחוץ לקניון שלא הצליחו

[@maxkaufmann833]

This is one of the best pieces of Jewish humor we have now. Someone contact the Rabbinate.

[@EZPZ_SoBadItsGood]

ואמרו אמן

[@VinluvAntonHandesbukia]

ID'd,old friend.

[@edwinve4112]

It's him!

[@VinluvAntonHandesbukia]

@@edwinve4112 it’s me

[@Thestuffdoer]

Can't wait Happy Early Purim!

[@lenaoxton3999]

The algorithm never ceases to disappoint! Please consider remastering this with better acoustics... something this funny deserves it!

[@hannahsaul1656]

The 'What did you just effing say about me' meme, but it's Esther to Haman. Or maybe cantillation of a Chelm story?

[@MathewAlden]

You mean the Navy Seal copypasta? kzbin.info/www/bejne/haDIYoishsaiga8

[@zioniczenko]

My vote is Walter White's confession. Not sure how well first-person translates to this style, but I think it's iconic enough.

[@zacd3956]

I discovered this channel two days ago and now it is my most favorite thing I've ever seen in my life.

[@Victoria-nz4wo]

It's my minhag to watch your simpsons megillah reading each year! Adding this to the list :)

[@qaziquza]

I'm stealing this minhag, if that's alrigh'! :P

[@interior.imperial1]

Can't find this in Sefaria!

[@Schizo_Souls]

We need Rashi commentary over this.

[@yochaiwyss3843]

Shmuel HaNagid's lost psikot were said to reference this Scroll and Rashi's commentary

[@mmoney416]

Rashi's probably going to say Palpatine is Amalek

[@Schizo_Souls]

@@mmoney416He isn't?

[@samuelkatz1124]

And the commentary of the Vilna Gaon!

[@Hastenforthedawm]

​@@mmoney416 idk, Palpatine is pretty much Netanyahu

[@sylph8005]

Never forget what the Clones did to you on Ilum

[@tevcohen]

זָכוֹר אֵת אֲשֶׁר עָשָׂה לְךָ מְפַקֵּד הַשִּׁבּוּטִים בַּדֶּרֶךְ בְּצֵאתְכֶם מִכּוֹכָב אִילּוּם. אֲשֶׁר קָרְךָ בַּדֶּרֶךְ וַיְזַנֵּב בְּךָ כָּל הַנֶּחֱשָׁלִים אַחֲרֶיךָ וְאַתָּה עָיֵף וְיָגֵעַ וְלֹא יָרֵא הָכּוֹחַ. וְהָיָה בְּהָנִיחַ הָכּוֹחַ לְךָ מִכָּל אֹיְבֶיךָ מִסָּבִיב בָּכּוֹכָב אֲשֶׁר הָכּוֹחַ נֹתֵן לְךָ נַחֲלָה לְרִשְׁתָּהּ - תִּמְחֶה אֶת זֵכֶר גָנְגּוֹ פֶט מִתַּחַת הַשָּׁמָיִם לֹא תִּשְׁכָּח.

[@sylph8005]

@tevcohen ישר כוח

[@tevcohen]

@@sylph8005 😁

[@breeeegs]

It is a commandment for all generations to blot out the memory of the prequels from under the heavens

[@ssjcrafter8842]

"Mahlon" sounded weird to me, as I hadn't watched star wars in a while... took me a while to realize it's because the original is "Palgueius"(however it's spelled) and plague = machala/מחלה

[@bensirach3586]

You should do a portion of Beowulf next! This is really cool

[@edoboleyn]

Brilliant idea! 😂

[@calicoixal]

Great job this year! Maybe next is Bee movie?

[@StuffandThings_]

You know, I recently read a pretty compelling argument for the original Purim story of Esther and Mordechai being a sort of spinoff of the ancient Mesopotamian tales of Ishtar and Markduk. So if anything, these spoofs are remarkably fitting with the essence of Purim!

[@saintsea-hat7891]

Ok antisemite

[@impcit5717]

What makes this funnier is that according to Star Wars lore, the ancient Sith language is Hebrew. There were Hebrew letters on Darth Vader’s chest plate and it was later decided that the Sith species language was Hebrew in origin. Good on Palpatine for honoring the species his order is named after!

[@w.o.jackson8432]

>The bad guys are Jews hmmmm this really made me think

[@impcit5717]

@@w.o.jackson8432 The Sith species is different from the Sith Order. A bunch of Dark Jedi were exiled and came to the planets of the Sith species, taking over and creating the Sith Order.

[@lioraselby5328]

​@@impcit5717yeah didn't thr Jedi genocide the sith species

[@yezki8]

​@@impcit5717 So you could say that these dark jedis were like the pharisees that usurped the real siths

[@impcit5717]

@@yezki8 No, nothing like that. The Sith species had the aesthetics of ancient Sumer and Canaan. There’s references to them worshipping multiple gods, having giant ziggurats, and building tombs to powerful rulers. They’ve been depicted with golden amulets and crowns, wearing fine silks. It’s really a mishmash of ancient middle eastern cultural look in the same way the Jedi have that Samurai and Christian/Buddhist monk look.

[@ZeusAmun-pt9dc]

Shalom to you oh child of Abraham and of the stepp

[@fairesmashysmash]

Midichlorianim! Brilliant

[@levimoos5768]

This was perfect. Thank you.

[@professorhaystacks6606]

The Sages disagreed on Mahlon and his apprentice. Rabbi Simon said in the name of Rabbi Joshua bin Levi "They were of the time of Moses, and were the sorcerers who opposed him." But Rabbi Judah bin Pazzi says only Mahon was, and the apprentice killed him when he had failed to repeat the third plague. Rabbi Judah in the name of Akilas says that they were of the time of Daniel, and the apprentice was inspired by Daniel's slaying of the dragon. Rabbi Simeon bin Yohai taught that they never existed, but it is only a parable to teach us that only the Holy One, blessed by he, is eternal. ...Those are all real names from "Rabbah Genesis", incidentally.

[@justderp5713]

How do you only have one thousand subscribers? This is great.

[@cion191]

יפה מאוד!

[@gideon9096]

This is some high quality memage, kol hakavod!

[@shadesoftime]

ha-kavod*

[@Chujoi0]

What did I even do to stumble upon this Is this a sign

[@OnServantsWings]

Amazing! I love all of these.

[@MrDoctorMabuse]

If Lucas had done the entire prequel trilogy this way, it would have improved it.

[@unabonger2876]

great video dude, please do the midwest emo copypasta next i think it would be very funny

[@donnydonadio1185]

This is very impressive!

[@Lucasp110]

What the Mishne tells on the use of the might? Has Rambam commented on it?

[@DPedroBoh]

He made use of the "might" 🤣🤣🤣

[@Halrax_38]

00:18 for anyone who wants to see if someone can recognize it by just the audio

[@tommasocompagnini117]

What does the vertical line between wəhaya and ha'ish means?

[@thegreatkingofevilganondor1500]

What does the Rambam say about the CIS?

[@Dinoyipi]

My suggestion would be Megillah Reimond Ha'Chatul

[@yakirchernin6015]

ואו

[@mikdan8813]

And the Ruach ha-Kodesh spake unto the LORD on the third day, 'what wilt thou do now'? And the LORD spake, 'to create... life'.

[@user-cvbnm]

Can you do "The Heavy is dead" in the Torah/Bible style?

[@ssjcrafter8842]

הכבד הינו מת?

[@ThisHandleIsDefinatelyTaken]

wonderful :D

[@knyght27]

The Jed'im my sides 😂

[@lioraselby5328]

Have you done the Rick and Morty copypasta yet?

[@ssjcrafter8842]

looking at the playlist, he has in fact done the Rick and Morty copypasta or, rather, Rick and Mordechai I suppose...

[@lioraselby5328]

@@ssjcrafter8842 oh my goodness he's done all the copypastas

[@viceadmiralcongo]

Running out of copypasta? Some suggestions: I own a musket for home defense My grandfather smoked his whole life Literally me The missile knows where it is because it knows where it isn't

[@VinluvAntonHandesbukia]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fWi9eIWHnq6Xo9U Please do the "No ID,No Party" scene From "Le Fils Du Masque" (Guterman 2005)!

[@yezki8]

We, the target audiance of these posts, are the real choosen people

[@Yan_Alkovic]

Suggestions: “Free will is a myth. Religion is a joke. We’re all pawns, controlled by something greater… memes, the DNA of the soul!…” Or “Slippery little bastard. I haven’t got time for this. Let’s go! The hell are you thinking? Played college ball you know!…”

[@FallenFallenisBabylontheGreat]

Christ is God in the flesh and the messiah

[@IsaacMayerCreativeWorks]

@@FallenFallenisBabylontheGreat I didn’t vote for him

[@IsaacMayerCreativeWorks]

@@FallenFallenisBabylontheGreat let me be serious for a bit. Your religious beliefs are that everybody who doesn’t believe in Jesus is going to go to hell, which means it is your moral obligation to convert everybody you can. Right? Do you seriously think that harassing random Jews on KZbin is helping you with that? Because I’m going to tell you that the only thing it successfully does is make me resent Christianity for teaching people that this is a reasonable way to behave. You are doing the opposite of prostletizing. You are making Christianity more abhorrent, because we associate it with this pushy bullshit. So if you’re trying to convert me, you’re going about it in exactly the wrong way, and I’m going to (possibly incorrectly) give you the benefit of the doubt in assuming that you know that. So what are you doing? Well, there are two ways that Christianity spreads. One is by conversion, and the other is by conversion of the sword. So I’m assuming what you’re trying to do is make me feel unsafe and threatened. In that case, good fucking luck, you don’t know where I live and I’ll never tell you. I deal with worse antisemitism than you on the regular. All in all what I’m trying to say is, I would recommend you delete your account and talk to a therapist because this is not healthy behavior.

[@FallenFallenisBabylontheGreat]

@@IsaacMayerCreativeWorks how is that harassment

[@FallenFallenisBabylontheGreat]

@@IsaacMayerCreativeWorks vote for God?

[@saintsea-hat7891]

Am yisrael chai 🇮🇱

[@RedHair651]

Of course someone had to bring Israel into this

[@saintsea-hat7891]

@@RedHair651 uh, this is a Jewish person’s video for Jewish people. If you don’t support our homeland, why are you here?

[@saintsea-hat7891]

@@RedHair651 what’s wrong with supporting your homeland and birthright? I’m sure the person who made this video does.

[@saintsea-hat7891]

@@RedHair651 come back, defend your antisemitism.

[@theangryholmesian4556]

What gives you the right to deny another people their right to their homeland and birthright? Free Palestine. End the genocide.​@@saintsea-hat7891