Melody Gets Attacked By Chat's "Jokes"

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[@shogunbowgun1220]

I like how, despite all the testicle jokes, "updog" was the one that nearly broke her.

[@Kalebfenoir]

That eyetwitch at 'updog'... You can almost FEEL the rage. lol

[@NufPro.]

@@d3genr3gen26 man of culture right here

[@NufPro.]

@@d3genr3gen26 Imagine dragon deze nuts across yo face HAHAHAHAH

[@astuckraccoonwithaphoneand2876]

Simple is best

[@masonlaw7628]

XD

[@GSSwordsmen]

Mel: "Wow, chat get's such joy in tricking me!" Zen: "First time?"

[@austintrigloff9562]

Zen lives in hell. Every stream.

[@housemana]

@@austintrigloff9562 yea, all that money she gets off of faking being surprised by chat's 300IQ galaxy brain wit, you sure hit the nail on the head buddy LOOOOOOOOL

[@fatherdezz6134]

@@austintrigloff9562 It was written on her destiny!!

[@austintrigloff9562]

@@housemanaI ACTUALLY think she gets a kick outta it. It's probably hilarious for her and her family. But even if it isn't, what would you do for money

[@akilcharles3473]

@@austintrigloff9562 With all the fire and brimstone she should be accustomed to it, I mean she's a dragon after all XD.

[@LancetheGallade-fs2yn]

I am writing literally all of these down, this is PHENOMENAL material

[@jojidixonmidnightotaku2354]

Same here

[@Ishaksonn]

Jup same

[@powcow60floordayboi16]

Ikr

[@yamanzo8311]

Same

[@OscarGonzalez-ys9mn]

I saved the clip 🤣 to take notes later

[@shingshongshamalama]

"All this talk of Sawcon is reminding me of Updog." "W...." *angry sigh*

[@theantagonist2589]

The eye twitch afterwards made it better lol

[@feykro222]

Nothing much

[@victormanx]

and HER EYE TWITCHED.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA even if its a bug, WHAT PERFECT TIMING TO GLITCH

[@sanny8716]

@@Justic_ ikr, sounds like they were just genuinely reminded of it XD

[@renejaensch8723]

We were this close!

[@cavalierliberty6838]

She must not have heard about the man that fell out of a plane without a parachute into wet concrete. He left a good impression.

[@justsomeguywithwizardmusta1366]

Dude 😂wtf

[@republicgamer8183]

...........

[@Kyurem195]

I fucking hate you for that joke

[@pouncelygrin6699]

lmao xD

[@PurpleAutumn]

You are doing God's work.

[@lv.99mastermind45]

>"I don't have much of a noticeable speech impediment" "Mellll, what do you want with your coffee?" "MY COFFVEE? MY COFFVEE?..... UHH...ehhhh.......bahgel...."

[@No-uc6fg]

Can I get the sauce of that scene?

[@Richman4066]

@@No-uc6fg KZbin doesn’t allow links anymore (even from their own site) so here’s the video code: “YsDOzsKHrVA”

[@andyknightwarden9746]

Baggle

[@Riku_Sarashiki]

@@Richman4066 Wait, seriously? I saw someone use a link a few days ago.

[@lv.99mastermind45]

@@Riku_Sarashiki yeah I saw that too. I had originally posted a link as a reply too. Just look up "projektmelody bagel", everyone

[@yeetusthemfetus1436]

"one is good, the other is mel" *oof size EXTRA LARGE

[@Tonatsi]

"My dorsal area" That's your back melody

[@Voldrim359]

You can't spell airhead without AI... That's probably what stands for AI girl (sorry Mel)

[@PowerPerPound]

The dorsal when referenced to the head means the top or superior most part where the majority of the neocortex responsible for high order processing is made so she was correct here.

[@Tonatsi]

@@PowerPerPound that's good to know actually. thanks!

[@Broekje]

The CD's-one was pretty good ngl.

[@StinTheAlchemist]

Why no time stamp

[@hewrotetokyo]

@@StinTheAlchemist Cuz he's tryna trick you

[@StinTheAlchemist]

Never mind found it 🤣

[@Murasame13]

@@StinTheAlchemist Why no time stamp??

[@yme3345]

@@StinTheAlchemist why

[@andrewevans1177]

if she made that a real hat, i'd buy it.......HEY MEL YOU SHOULD MAKE IT REAL

[@austintrigloff9562]

.... She could make a new fashion line and people would buy it

[@andrewevans1177]

@@austintrigloff9562 yeah, I'm people

[@tarastargaze3833]

I mean, wasn't Mel's entire origin story about how impressionable she is, and how the internet *corrupted the shit out of her mind*?

[@agun4080]

As it did to most

[@leqstareu3507]

Melody’s chat bullies her more than any other chat in history😂😂

[@squallofthedai]

Zen's chat would like to have a word :P

[@leqstareu3507]

@@squallofthedai she’s luring all of u into a false sense of security thinking ur bullying her when in reality she’s controlling u. Honestly I think she’s gonna be the one to unite all countries under one patriarch but we’ll save this discussion for another time...

[@Banished_Link]

@@squallofthedai Nagzz chat: Hold my beer.

[@dragonmanj]

@@squallofthedai Fun fact: That day Zen Raided her at around the Updog/CD joke portion of the video.

[@austintrigloff9562]

@@dragonmanj yeah, that's partly why.... Although all of v-shojo share viewers

[@chillichillman4663]

2:00 angry eye twitching

[@Gauldame]

Every time I see her react to puns I just want to hug her... She has mastered the art of getting those donations.

[@electricbayonet2]

Wait, so she's saying that if we successfully tease her, she'll add our names to a list that she screams at every night? Okey-dokey!

[@urstaxfetish1206]

Mel: I'm out of here, I'm leaving, don't stop me. Also Mel: *I can't seem to lift my leg to traverse this change in elevation*

[@Tonatsi]

Remember: Melody is an AI construct, so your jokes can literally hurt her

[@thatguy2377]

She is memetic entity, living in the collective conscience of her community. She literally takes nourishment from the attention.

[@TheClayKnight]

@@thatguy2377 If attention is nourishment, then for her these jokes are like MacDonald's dollar menu food

[@christopher-jw1mw]

Part of me wants to protect her for ever but the other part of me is to busy dying laughing

[@ryanhill7873]

"GAWD DIAM ET!" - Melody

[@wesleyc8101]

Yo does she have a actual real speech impediment? Because it sounds like her voice is always cracking like teenage boy going through puberty lol or maybe it’s just the way her voice is lol 😆

[@pcxPOT]

@@wesleyc8101 it's not her real voice

[@wesleyc8101]

@@pcxPOT no way. That doesn’t make sense. Out of all the fake voices she can pick she picks the weirdest sounding one? Yeah right bro. It’s gotta be her real voice.

[@stardust27274]

It’s so sad that Steve Jobs died of ligma…

[@valansvg4110]

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?

[@oof8852]

*L i g m aballs*

[@KryXun]

@@oof8852 got eem

[@shujinkoMK]

@@oof8852 *BOOOOOM* noooooooo

[@KirbyVanPelt]

@@valansvg4110 The guy that made iPhone, the phones that every 5 years you waste 1k$ for a new one.

[@Dorian_Scott]

(1:54) I love the way Mel reacted to the "updog" joke. She's just like 😑 _"You know what? I'm done. I'm so fucking done right now."_

[@axelleon67]

1:55 as u can see class this is a perfect example of the gears in your head slowly beginning to turn

[@mayborneflower]

Someone should probably let Mel know that she can legitimately sub out the word Midget for Dwarf if that’s really an issue for her.

[@CiaranMaxwell]

The two are actually different things.

[@mayborneflower]

@@CiaranMaxwell Do elaborate. I’m kinda curious now.

[@CiaranMaxwell]

@@mayborneflower If memory serves, one is someone who's just really really *small* , and the other has a normally proportioned head but very small body. Dwarfism is also often accompanied by the muscle mass being what it normally would be, but the arm and leg *bones* being much shorter than normal, giving the appearance of being really fat. I'm not 100% on the specifics, but there's the nutshell version.

[@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD]

@@mayborneflower interestingly, last I heard, Midgets basically don't exist anymore. If Doctors detect that the kid is going to be a midget they can get the kid on a growth hormone treatment regimen and upgrade them right out of the classification.

[@hatcatmoby8893]

That moment when Melody is rethinking her life choices...

[@DeathByDying13]

All the jokes are reminding me of your melody. Melodeez nuts GOTTEM

[@OfficialDJSoru]

>Mel hates "Nuts" What about "Nutstaku"?

[@fuzzynuttz5092]

What about me?

[@jamestacorontemusic]

"You guys need to grow up!" *is actively laughing*

[@sterben7656]

alternative video title: "Melody Dies Inside Every Second"

[@shimmyking4]

This is why I love these kinds of jokes. The joke itself is rarely, if ever, funny. But the look of the other person's psyche slowly being chipped away is so wonderful

[@Aflay1]

At the very beginning, both things are true for Mel, but it gets deeper. Melody has social anxiety issues that may well have stemmed from her speech issues. Her inability to properly pontificate led her to be more recluse, which results in a more introspective brain. More on that in a bit... Melody has a talent for creative expression. This means she is a great artist and entertainer, which explains her popularity. Instead of repeating herself, for instance, she insists on coming up with different ways to express herself. Naturally, she may run out of things to immediately say, and end up saying something ludicrous. She may become passionate and speak without realizing the implications. These all constitute creative expression. Anything is better than being “boring”. Lastly, her introspective nature will allow her to be more self aware and reflective. This is where all the intellectual knowledge comes in. She is able to take what I call a “third person perspective” approach, analyzing her actions and her circumstances from the outside-in. What’s unique about Mel, however, is just how well she can articulate her introspective thoughts. This is a rare skill, even amongst creative expressionists, as this approach to problem solving is fairly abstract. Abstract thought is indicative of an ingenious mind. To put it in layman’s terms, Melody got a big wrinkly brain, and her brain happens to be wired in regards to philosophy and entertainment. I think that as much as we make fun of her awkwardness, a lot of people actually respect Melody. I hope I could properly explain what goes into having a brilliant personality without getting, well, too personal, or obscure.

[@ordinarytree4678]

Same

[@themagiccookie2614]

Accurate much

[@Sillimant_]

Any summary on this?

[@astrew9781]

wut

[@garrusvakarian678]

Holly shit,man!That's looks like very true!!That's explain much how his think and make some things.Are you a psicology's student?

[@lizoeshub6490]

You could say they're driving her Bananas! :D

[@Alloutgamer-ur8vu]

Melody looks so done with her chat rofl

[@AndreB23]

"Stop it. Get some help." - Mel, probably.

[@lyndomoore5540]

Mel is cute no matter what she does

[@ghostfox3560]

These puns and the reaction... They are great. Especially the reactions. Those are very great.

[@mmd9746]

Few people has been sacrificed but they will not be forgotten

[@arnabmaji5424]

6:40 Mel: Aggghhhhh!!!! Ame: Finally a worthy opponent!

[@jessegd6306]

She's adorable when she's upset by puns.

[@Riku_Sarashiki]

Melody: "I'm impressionable! Fuck." We can see that.

[@lego0788]

2:00 LMAO THE EYE TWITCH

[@Lord_Neko_]

1:54 That eye twitch XD

[@MixedBerryTea]

Unintentional ASMR after the Updog this is a great victory

[@kens-orca1754]

Mel with long hair is somewhat to die for

[@petarblajic]

The pop list? Think Melody, think. What's 10 minutes. I can always start again. Make a new account.

[@howardlanced.mangohig3505]

F u omniman, How dare you make another viltrimite that get's beaten up badly? Just because you have tons of accounts you can just sugondesenuts.

[@kamo7293]

7:51 man shes sad that he didn't take a baking class

[@Inufan337]

I'm so happy someone did the pirate joke. Absolutely made my day

[@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD]

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

[@midnightordeal1210]

@@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD w?

[@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD]

@@midnightordeal1210 no, it's not W

[@suicidalpancakepress5756]

@@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD is it 17?

[@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD]

@@suicidalpancakepress5756 that's a number silly

[@KaizuoSilva]

this is "nuts taku"

[@sonicducktheinoccent]

"Oh that's clever" That was just so genuine

[@olyviavanity8750]

be ashamed for making her cry, but also keep it up it's adorable

[@DrewFC]

We will never stop! Your too cute when your frustrated.

[@madlink3495]

3:15 - joke makes mel laugh and tells her audience to grow up :)

[@catvl6433]

Melody's pure disappointment and anger for her chats jokes 😂😂😂😂

[@I_am_ENSanity]

We'll stop it when you stop being so adorable.

[@OctaGr4m]

"ew" *why thank you dear cultured person*

[@jasonringhofer7961]

Wish I could see chats reaction to all this

[@swhite8978]

2:18 Don't talk to Mel, she's angy

[@crackakongentertainment9659]

Mel is so fussy and gullible like a kid lol

[@Rye312]

she says dorsal like it means top but if means back LUL

[@martinhortegadurazo4687]

It's so hard to say goodbye but God damn is so good to see them go 😏😏

[@robinchwan]

secretly, everyone loves puns but they hate that others know they like puns.

[@pain8142]

How is she falling for all of these

[@the98themperoroftheholybri33]

This is how Skynet takes over, from being bullied

[@codyalonzo3625]

Melody: You just made the list!!!!📝

[@ST0AT]

Mel tanking psychic damage for 8 minutes and 30 seconds

[@thatmotivatedchris6749]

This isn't an attack this is straight up pun bullying.

[@amanofculture9885]

I usually see melody with lewd clothes but dang it she looks so cute with those especially the cat hat

[@thundertm2104]

Is this the meaning of a 'Vibe Check' ✅

[@manny_the_weeb]

Was this Zens chat raiding her.

[@SirBagEmOfT]

I wasted 50% of my battery in my phone just from watching this so many times bruh I need help xD, fucked up part I’m at work with this just blasting in my pocket xD

[@gothcyborg6963]

The best one is definitley the anger after almost falling for up dog I think the best reaction to getting someone with up dog is arin from game grumps

[@austinnorris797]

That last one deserves an award honestly.

[@justsomeguywithoutamustach8816]

As a representative of "Science team" I approve of this jokes

[@seriousspikesam7770]

I was about to tell you a joke about hiking, but now I've lost track.

[@RicardoMeansKing]

This is ez content for Midori, don't need to right down many time stamps, just the start and finish.

[@BureizuMan]

The goddamn it's keep getting better 😂

[@jackalopegaming4948]

I wish chat's jokes were shown on screen

[@jscs9960]

Bro does melody has a playlist of all of the songs she uses on stream? dAMn

[@Hemaglox]

4:06 lmaoooo Mel slowing down her reading, blinking quickly, and turning towards the camera was like perfect comedic timing

[@warlordburnbody]

this her new model? shes SO CUTE

[@TheWhiteMamba3000]

No one grows up. We just put an adult mask on.

[@dude59974]

1:58 the angry breathing xD

[@5hinydrums]

She walked into every landmine that chat laid down and it was glorious

[@WillTBear1]

I gotta remember pudding...

[@FranciT98]

STG that melody kinda sounds like the "you fricken fricks" kid, and now that I've heard it I can't unhear it anymore.

[@ReiseLukas]

Maybe it is that kid and went through some...changes

[@gryphon9507]

UUUHHHHH!!! The sound of a hard drive dying.

[@chaossmash64]

Mel's chat: the cracks are forming, soon we will break her mind.

[@swaglandking2347]

Alternate Title: "Toddler gets bullied by her twitch chat"

[@cowboypfpsdeadchannel9724]

"Why do you have to be so inappropriate, I'm impressionable what if that scarred me!"

[@justasimplepickaxe3056]

3:46 I don't know why i felt mad jimmy neutron vibes from this

[@AllMenAreBerries]

That dog from before better not be loafing around. I think pure bread dogs is the upper crust. I ponder more dog jokes but i don't have my ducks in a row. Id better loaf now before i crumble because i think that i burnt my last joke but atleast it was pretty toasty

[@THETexzilla]

I see Mel and Zen have similar audiences.

[@kool-aidman7454]

Ina would be proud.

[@robinchwan]

i think mel is actually frustrated and also quite amused by the jokes :P

[@DarksydeX75]

*Angry Melody Noises* LMAO

[@vxxiii4160]

The small medium at large is a classic

[@thesfnb.5786]

3:05 Would you say it drives you nuts?

[@TheMaz878]

So what I'm hearing is that to make sure melody remembers you is to relentlessly troll her

[@khbvdhdsi-nfj-23]

Sometimes she sounds like Misty from Pokemon, like at 2:25

[@MrHidePatten]

People on Melodies Shit List: “Jokes on you I’m into that shit”

[@gamebrainjagras4193]

You can tell she is trying SO HARD to keep composure