Member Measurements, Nessie Debunked, and Billy Joel's Biopic | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

[@theconman5540]

Still taking jabs at DJ ENVY..envy…envy

[@demetriusjackson7661]

No funny shit I love you for the DJ drop

[@tecumseh821]

Justified as long as him and his wife continue to air their dirty laundry to the world

[@infam0u59er]

Isn't the anniversary coming up?

[@garrettkidwellg-munna2467]

@@infam0u59er envy and Erica Mena’s anniversary?

[@under-._.-score]

That’s that forever beef

[@gunkmasterflex942]

Ahhh the trashing of Envy will never ever bore me. Continue it! The dude deserves it!

[@frankz5103]

Just the warm-up I’ve been waiting for… envy envy envy💀💀💀

[@mmrw]

Ahh Desus is wearing a hat again, all is right with the world

[@LeaveAhNah]

We couldn’t handle that hatless Desus energy

[@dominickdarpino5584]

my sister was born in 1986 and i remember her typing classes used to put a sheet of paper over the hands and really make you look at the screen while typing. wild times.

[@xavianbess5609]

DJ Akademics and DJ Envy references 5 secs in 🤣

[@Mr.Smith313]

I love how they started off by indirectly dissing DJ Envy. Don't give that "short man" no pub.

[@ludwemmotampiyakhe8595]

That Dj Envy shot🤣🤣

[@bcckid18]

These kids don't know the homerow 🤣🤣🤣

[@TreyDoe]

Envy slander OUT THE GATE 😤

[@jessicabw]

Mero coming through with the salad fingers reference!

[@DreamcastQ]

flipping a big switch that says SUCIO while the audience cheers wildly

[@MrKINGTAC0]

I know that this is going to be a hot take, but ever since they stopped doing the podcast, the show has been the benefactor. It hurts me to admit to this.

[@SanskarWagley]

@@acutierolls they haven’t said anything, but it’s been 5 months

[@ho0zy]

Boo this man. The podcast was always better than the show

[@juanpecan7089]

@@SanskarWagley Is something brewing between them? Desus gives these little looks of annoyance at Mero lately (7:50. He did it during the full ep too.)

[@PlaysRyan]

@@juanpecan7089 It's been like that since they started on SHOWTIME I find, the chemistry is a bit weird compared to vice days if you go back and compare.

[@daben10]

Feels like more Sucio content is on the way!!

[@bdredds87]

Let's goo the brand is back once again 🙌 👏 💪 😤

[@mikeb4081]

Y’all put respect on Michael Jia whites name , my man broke a banana bag off the chain with a side kick !

[@dats_it929]

7:37 Had me in tears! 😭😭

[@troyrandolph4322]

I'm hurt they didn't talk about the Dominican promoter that got caught by his wife getting topped by a random dude in front of their apartment. I thought they were allies.

[@paisan8766]

Talk that talk

[@natividadsosa]

The content we came for lol

[@troyrandolph4322]

@@paisan8766 I don't think it's that bad, they may have avoided it for the sake of sensitivity. It's difficult for straight people navigate around a subject like that in a comedy setting without being offensive. That said, I know they're capable of doing so and they need to STAND UP🤣

[@heiseili9279]

@@troyrandolph4322 sorry, but no. I dont see one lgbt comedian whose well known for stand up.

[@troyrandolph4322]

@@heiseili9279 PFFT🤣😭 ARE YOU SERIOUS?! YOU HAVEN'T BEEN LOOKING THEN, FOH. Wanda Sykes, Jaboukie, Margaret Cho, Mateo Lane, Bowen Yang. Like, WTF?🤣🤣🤣

[@mikeboi1587]

It's the sound of Mero's mom typing in salsa music, I really can't🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Ho11is2Ho11ywood]

Envy thought it was over. WRONG! lol

[@LilNicole89]

Wasn't that tech thing where you can speak to dead relatives an episode of Black Mirror?

[@napsterreal1]

Glad desus wearing hats again, the light from his bald head was giving me seizures❕❕❕

[@nadanadaguey]

😂😭 brighter than the sun

[@shakie6074]

the brand continually sending shots at DJ Bisquick is so goddamn hilarious lmao. Fuckthe beige bandit 😂😂😂

[@SeeJay804]

Damn they did Cambodia dirty

[@terigiese1322]

YERRRRR!!Lets goooo!YESSIR!Looking forward to another sesh with da BOIS!!!!

[@ZuDega]

YEEERRR!

[@4biz]

LOVE LOVE THE BODEGA BOYS.

[@rogeliodominguez5651]

Thank you for the Mavis Beacon shit hahahahahahaha

[@rswinton83]

Kudos to Michael Jai White.

[@xavianbess5609]

6:32 wasn't that an episode of black mirror???

[@ronj77]

How is Mero supposed to wash that hoodie!? 😅🤣

[@YoRAHeem]

That’s a one and done. Summer on the way.

[@estela.z]

You guys are the best... Julia is crushing it also!

[@siobkny]

The Goss Goddess was on rare form this episode 😂😂

[@FrankWhite32nd]

Love puffin to these dudes .

[@TheBlackalachian]

Envy steaming right now

[@worldwidewonders2964]

I almost enjoy watching this show as much as watching Chapelle Show. I said it.

[@nikcali]

If only the chapelle show would have continued😭😭😭

[@FountainOfYoot]

You know what??? I feel the same.

[@MrLakers92]

……….key word was almost.

[@nnamdianene1748]

Y’all are wild bruh 🤣🤣🤣

[@dredyoung1]

A Salad Fingers reference, wow

[@davidb.brandon2552]

The Salad Fingers reference!

[@kriskenard]

The brand shall endure FOR THE LONGEST TIME~

[@101TexanNative]

Thumbs up for the subject discussed.

[@ashleynhill3998]

Finally ❣️❣️💖❣️ Envy🤡 I commented on the breakfast club whenever envy spoke on it

[@JiveJacob]

lmfaoo the Envy joke is a saga now

[@1d_grind]

We need the podcast art 🖼‼️

[@darejohnson2251]

Not the shots at Envy lmao

[@gms4430]

The tangents 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Kxji]

The amount of AYO I shouted was countless.

[@kayceecee-]

Please tell me y’all went to watch the OG Vice episode on Envy.. envy.. envy..

[@MrKeni420]

I'm always here for the sususucio!!!! #yyyuuurrrrrrr

[@brturner]

7:47 looks like a damn renaissance painting

[@8ohvibesrecords811]

The brand is stronger than a magnum! Almost 1k not even 5 hours of dropping

[@estela.z]

Never get enough!

[@wtfrlly]

There is literally a show that’s the more advanced version of that VR thing. Insane

[@jimmydangelo9445]

BAHAHAH Julia: im jive

[@215animal]

This man Mero is hilarious yo 😂😂😂

[@1984Bergeron]

Mero said salad fingers he's old af hahaha

[@LAZYMICH1]

As a Scots person, Sssh. Nessie's real! Lol

[@jypsywith_a_jae7575]

Oh shit! We live, live!

[@morganbagshaw2548]

It's a Spectrum remote 💀💀💀

[@xarkhamjokerx]

Shoutout salad fingers🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️

[@JB-pe2yn]

Hollywood Mero!

[@BobSmith-lu5ug]

WHERE IS THE PODCAST

[@ajt7899]

fans saying mero is down to do it but desus ain’t

[@raimywinter2309]

Shout out to the 7 inch gang.🤘🏻🎱🤘🏻 Sucio 💪🏻🎨

[@tylertracey8207]

Where was the DJ Envy joke? I didn’t hear it twice through 😭

[@xavianbess5609]

"D**khead and P***y" is what he called them when they came to the breakfast club.

[@thegoodsisjas]

Right? 🤷‍♀️

[@TheDylls]

0:22 Dickhead and Pussy is what Envy called them when they went on the Breakfast Club

[@oddishhonor]

Right at the beginning. Mero refers to themselves as dickhead and pussy, which is what envy called them in that infamous interview

[@siobkny]

0:22 IYKYK

[@augustagajoshestep]

Julia 100% should be up on the stage with them

[@antgal9467]

I'm going to wait til the jail broken vr dead relative shit come out. Lol

[@fredmand]

Envy Envy Envy Bisquick feelings never gets old

[@davesize2222]

Black Dynamite is hilarious

[@MinutesFromVegas]

If the Loch Ness thing is true then props to that whale. Every dude thinks they d**k pic is legendary. Try having it shared and studied across the globe by men and women for decades!!!

[@mannyoba8225]

The brand isn’t as brolic

[@metadata4255]

I concur

[@thegoodsisjas]

Right?!

[@rachelderenoncourt3881]

Equador? Really? Not Jamaica?

[@IknowMoreThanYou]

Anything not West Indian or West African is 🧢🤣🤣🤣

[@rachelderenoncourt3881]

@@IknowMoreThanYou hahahahaha!!!bahahahahaha!!! Thank you for the laugh!! But that’s on everything!!!!!

[@rachelderenoncourt3881]

I have heard also that Ukrainian men are well endowed.

[@bosbos1826]

CALLING THE HAMMER NESSIE FROM NOW ON 🤣

[@dirtporcelain]

Black Dynamite should have won every Oscar

[@indoraylo]

post that earl interview plzzz

[@MrAgodine]

Jaigantic studios…. Idk why mero made that so funny 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️

[@arenajank9043]

Get a bucket and a mop it's the Limpia Boys

[@JoeMenjivar]

That whale's got some MEAT

[@siobkny]

AaaaaaaaYoooooooo gotta go 🤔🤔🤔

[@kendixon1650]

Not Wesley snipes 😂😂

[@jessicalund5190]

can't Hollywood Mero and Hollywood Desus get along 🙏

[@wayco]

Who had the job to collect this information

[@lawnside82]

wheres the art???

[@mikewhite2085]

Streets need it!

[@HoodyCoob]

Needed a hot bag since thanksgiving

[@Machtimus]

THANK YOU DR. RATZMOR...I miss those zizmor commercials lol

[@pavchellacvk2142]

ENVY OUT HERE PUSHING PASTA🤣😆🤣LMFAOOOOOOOOO BODEGA DIOK PILL HEAD AZZ😆

[@Wardawg-]

Im American but im black so this doesn't apply lol

[@chez4prez825]

That whale got some meat!!!!!

[@postbrohomes2382]

Better put some "respekt" on black dynamite's name 🤣

[@nobodyexceptme7794]

Ecuador 🇪🇨 🇪🇨 🇪🇨 🇪🇨 in my blood I guess, we out here! 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾 above average in all areas gang!!!

[@aharris19104]

Im just gassed Mero referenced Salad Fingers.

[@Ant.01]

Bring back the podcast 😒

[@johndelrosario4311]

Mero in the $500+ CDG Foams.

[@Futuristbillpicone]

Ecuador 🇪🇨 #1 😉

[@vjyeme5998]

HOW are there 100 plus comments and no one mentioned that FART???

[@twoodbeats]

Michael Jai White is and only gonna be Spawn and that's it, I know he did other stuff but I don't care lol

[@awfultaco42069]

they don’t have to learn keyboarding in schools cuz babies come out of the womb knowing how to type on a keyboard now

[@tmlocalone]

Bronx Strong

[@MultiDravin]

All I have to say that sucks for people in Cambodia that are 3.93-in average 😱

[@artdog0100]

There average height 5'2 so.....

[@rachelderenoncourt3881]

It’s all relative.

[@DanielleGillespie]

Shout out to Mavis Beacon!

[@mattywoo3649]

Well I was going to buy a over size truck to over compensate till the blue whale be slanging.

[@luministe0]

yo fr tho, wtf is this audio my guys, why it sound like it's under water

[@giovannybaez2648]

The writer of the article is Ecuadorian for sure! Its all an elaborate scheme for him to get some booty at work lol

[@RickyJ718]

Nahhh, I kinda like Jaigantic. WAY more creative than Harpo.

[@sydney9507]

I rly need a Mero Saladfingers impression