CRT of Late Night, Pete Davidson & Kim Kardashian, Lady Gaga, & Cardi B | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

Lady Gaga stayed in character for "House of Gucci" movie, Leonardo DiCaprio look-alike, Cardi B's "A Hoe Never Gets Cold" theory is backed by science, and Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian go on a romantic Staten Island date.
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DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.

[@alonzosmith1843]

Mero’s “Your vagina is exposed. Are you cold?” and “That’s not Fruity pebbles that’s my Colonapin” quotes both had me dying laughing lol.😂🤣

[@greggatesjr1301]

Desus walking out in that shirt, and messing with Julia’s clothing right off the top. #confidence

[@hobotechMASTER]

lol. that shit got me too

[@techhead57]

30% confidence 70% audacity lol

[@cnp8223]

the nerve.... out here jingle jangling

[@manuginobilisbaldspot424]

The cold part is, old boy DOES look like Leo in a bloated, bought him on Wish and was messed up in shipping kinda way.

[@kayjones3187]

He really do look like him 😂😂

[@bozz2004]

He looks like Frank Caliendo impersonating John Madden.

[@Blancobytheway]

@@bozz2004 😂

[@DaArcaneNinja]

I mean who really out here thinking Kim raising her kids she got nannies for that 😂

[@Coldwallbar]

Kanye was just talking about this on his interview. "Hired love"

[@jbmp1390]

I see no reason to believe that you're incorrect 😁

[@Yeah_Whocares]

Pete is legit out here showing everybody that they got a chance to be with any level of celebrity.

[@youknowwhoyouare2269]

🤡you're a legit🤡🤡

[@joyharper5448]

I wonder how many bitches said THIS about Desus

[@GeneBoogie]

Never heard Julia gasps like that 😂

[@meghanmulder6619]

“Lady Gaga is the god to every art kid.” They’re not wrong.

[@lalaaaaaa08]

y'all need to get pete davidson on the show!!! it's time to recreate that 2015 pic

[@stevensedlak]

what 2015 pic?

[@TeddyBremmer]

How you gonna mention Julia fit but not show it. Brand is strong but is doing us all a disservice.

[@tchalla7828]

Showtime stay fucking up

[@Naztheunicorn]

Desus shirt is doing alot, I can't stop looking at it.

[@danielgray8504]

Thank god Somebody said it. Too much

[@chocolateladycap2773]

You right!!! There is a lot going on and none of it good!! Sorry

[@chocolateladycap2773]

You right!!! There is a lot going on and none of it good!! Sorry

[@Kxji]

Desus is looking exactly like a cowboy from the Bronx.

[@Peyote1312]

A Midnight Cowboy if you will?

[@ralelunar]

He just watched the trailer for The Harder They Fall

[@galedribble9535]

Desus’ shirt looks something a dancehall artist would wear in da 90s

[@Kbanz198]

7:15 mero exposes his genuine disappointed dad face 😂

[@sancam8554]

Oscar Worthy

[@TheMacbagito]

I felt that "married to your kids! ", that's the troof.

[@carolynnbowen721]

The way desus pronounces kardashian 😂

[@mynameispiaivy8549]

“that’s not fruity pebbles, thats klonopin.” LMFAOOOO

[@kayceecee-]

My personal favorite, drizzled with some E&J at 7am 🥵🥵

[@muviadict]

'Mi lady mi meet you by the ferry'.. 😂

[@eht12369]

“That’s not fruity pebbles that’s Klonopin!” is elite-tier comedy, let’s be honest

[@ouzi9122]

"This is not from eating ass" I am disappointed my guy lol

[@LAVirgo67]

It was Kanya's weekend w/ the kids, so Kim is out there living her best life w/ Pete. Also, she's not cold.

[@shakie6074]

the brand went hard on Gaga and Leo back to back goddamn 🤣🤣🤣

[@kingdom7217]

The friendship is inspirational desus and Mero. And great update on what's happening . Definitely a good show.

[@dutchesswb]

Real fax tho: pete is getting payback against ye for that one dinner with kid Cudi that one time..drake should take notes, for we have a new petty prince 🤴 🤣🤣

[@chiefqueef1591]

What edition of hot white goss is this from?

[@dutchesswb]

@@chiefqueef1591 I love your username 🤣🤣🤣 kzbin.info/www/bejne/h4HGc3h6Yp1ljKc

[@increiblepelotudo]

As a Shaolin resident myself, we can be sooooo petty.

[@cassyboo604]

What happened?

[@sunnyside9273]

Desus shirt is busier than the 405

[@NA-sq1pt]

Does their dating with 4 kids rule apply to Ye too, or...😂

[@homenick93]

Homie not only shouldn’t be dating he should be committed at this point.

[@marcofujimoto]

A guy who shaves their eyebrows plays by their own rules

[@stevensedlak]

I Want to See Mero Wearing Glasses who's with me on that?

[@KraknSkulls]

On some E40 type shit

[@oddishhonor]

He’s worn them before. During the viceland days there was an episode I believe

[@ShutUpAlready444]

👍🏾

[@aland7236]

The brand uses frames.

[@jbaby8255]

👋🏾

[@sheltonalexander6785]

Desus came straight from the '03 Hov Change Clothes video set. Express X Supreme

[@QuiaNeHia]

7:14 Mero is giving BIG Disappointed West Indian Father right there lol

[@FabulousKilljoy917]

Desus what is that shirt😳

[@dariusmcclain5584]

7:14 I need this as a reaction gif yesterday, lol

[@tristanchuey]

Desus hasn’t made a spicy comment like that in a minute.

[@kayjones3187]

He went for the jugular 😂😂

[@mr.sandman7339]

Leonardo DiCaprio: "Apologize to my 23 year old girlfriend"

[@Masterp100]

The first 10 seconds was literally just them making noises lmao I missed these guys

[@bncain]

Me being impressed that Mero could sleep in a daily contact for 3 nights 😂

[@wuhansam]

The brand was VERY problematic for the warmup, great job guys 👏🤝

[@missynemo1006]

Why Desus shirt looks like its trying to be a straight jacket and a prisoners jumpsuit from 1912?

[@dshepherd107]

My guy Desus… you don’t want to be wearing a shirt NYPD can use to tie your as* up with.

[@dereklwashington1132]

I'm dead right now! You doing too much 😂😂😂

[@HoodyCoob]

Step dad Pete movie would be legendary

[@dragorocky]

Pete West?

[@HoodyCoob]

@@dragorocky Pete Kardashian

[@virgilbrickonmybrick989]

I hope they do this show for another decade or two

[@timanthagoff4060]

😬.... 😄.... 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@virgilbrickonmybrick989]

I know. That comment didn’t age well at all and it was only 9 months ago. Sad

[@Pleaselikemycomment1]

Desus’s shirt is crazy

[@sancam8554]

Yes

[@opm1s6]

How does Desus know this much about Staten Island!?!? Like for real that oddly specific info that only people from the north shore of Shaolin would know.

[@tonysmith4702]

Yeoooo, that DiCaprio if he dated his age had me dying!!!!

[@lowkeybruja]

bruh pete really got kim out on staten island, eating carbs, using her facial muscles on a roller coaster, surrounded by peasants.. but the absolute best part: prolly brought her back to the crib, to his blacklight basement apt, had her hitting a bong on a dusty beanbag chair lmfaoooooo 👏👏👏PETE THE GAWD

[@liluhaas]

he a wizard. I’m impressed

[@youknowwhoyouare2269]

It's sad you have this much knowledge of staten

[@heidisorenson3775]

@Desus •0:35/10:31 Telly Monster was meant to be a representation of fear, anxiety, worry, concern, id, in addition to being played at a higher age to mimic adults yet still contain the needed component for commonality for us as humans by still keeping a guarded innocent transparence of adolescence. Or to compare/validate his character’s story architecture receipt; he’s a median with the ability to humble/frustrate SS Adults in an uncomfortable way to force an evolution as well as strengthen/frustrate SS Children. He’s an awkward, unilaterally relatable, lawful good Jean Grey male Muppet monster. And Mr. Snuffleupagus is a MF treasure like Mr. Looper GD! - and as you’re making your way through the rest of the museum of lost comments you’ll see what happens 🙂💋

[@tinyelvisbkwd]

Might be time to get some glasses, Money Mero lol

[@mohamedyusuf6479]

*BIG MONEY MERO

[@mohamedyusuf6479]

All caps gotta pay homage to mero’s Twitter

[@youknowwhoyouare2269]

Haram @@mohamedyusuf6479

[@nerdyggg]

Why is desus wearing a business chic straight jacket? 🤣🤣🤣

[@Danno1850]

Desus looks like he left the tailor midway through. “I got a show to do, you’ve had enough time”

[@wagovan35]

“Hoes don’t get cold” this is coming for a pnw resident that goes to many clubs and festivals, they will wear what ever in snowy weather haha 👯‍♀️

[@Stardust414]

I had LASIK 8yrs ago and can def confirm it's time for a reboot 👀 My vision gets worse every day 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@kenedi8371]

maybe the vodka commercial was to show that if you get drunk enough, he’ll look like leonardo dicaprio. idk i’m just trying to figure who lied and said he looked like leo because…😬

[@julioluna6499]

Damn Leo caught a stray for no reason Lmao!

[@shayboogie3682]

Oh there’s a reason 😉😅🤣

[@stephanodigiorgio1090]

"I'm gonna propose on the old wu-wear store" lost it there!!!!

[@GRACEABERDEAN01]

Pete Davidson jokes😂😂🙌🏻

[@shanesaunders6156]

Mero with the Aaron Rodgers dig, knows how to hurt me.

[@eddiecruz9683]

Of course my Alma mater is part of that study lmao Go Bulls!!!

[@terigiese1322]

That shirt drove me crazy!!I kept being distracted by those freakin ribbons!😝Then my edible kicked in and😵‍💫😅

[@vicvinegar7671]

All I can hear when they do their accent is Rocko's neighbor from Rocko's Modern Life lmao

[@raqueldeshow9678]

Nobody clocking Desus for the weird bird noises (10 sec) he makes when they come out, is beyond to me

[@aland7236]

Wait a sec, y'all asked women who are pretty much naked if they were cold while in Florida? I've lived in Florida for 32 years, it easy to begin developing a case of swamp ass at 3am, you have to be naked to be comfortable. In Florida you could end up with sweaty nuts walking from your front door to the car first thing in the morning. It's never cold here. The only cold places in Florida are the walk in freezers at Publix. I'm taking about back and forth, in and out, 100° temp swings, 9 hours a day.

[@nicholelibra]

I've seen my coworkers come in with knee-high fur boots...the office is in Miami. Another time it dropped to 70° and a coworker had to leave early because she came down with a cold.

[@makicabrera]

I watched some of the video explanation, they did the survey during the Florida version of winter when temperatures can drop below 60 at night

[@youknowwhoyouare2269]

Idk how you're comfortable announcing to the world that you're a sweaty swampass

[@Khronogi]

@@makicabrera that's not even cold lmao

[@makicabrera]

@@Khronogi Below 60? I live in a cold country and that's pretty chilly to me ToT I need a jacket

[@jujutaylor2186]

I'm feeling Desus's shirt and the Cardi B theory is hilarious and I'm honestly not surprised by the results.

[@manuginobilisbaldspot424]

That ain't what they mean by get the strap, Desus...what's up with that shirt?

[@JB-pe2yn]

Eeekkk!! I LOVE the Artie Lange reference!

[@MsJones-zm7vs]

There has been a lot of comments about Desus shirt…I think he wanted y’all to notice that it was a different color as I’m calling this “His Green Era”

[@freebird3581]

Desus get that, I escaped from the Diesel store's insane asylum shirt OUTTA HERE! Hahahaha!

[@tinyelvisbkwd]

Lol, I don't think you want psychologists working on the vaccine, my guys.

[@Obekant08]

10:08 Desus being classy thou!

[@slickwitdasticks4493]

Desus shirt is wild

[@bathwaterbuffalo]

Gaga wins one b.s. Oscar and all of a sudden thinks she's Daniel Day-Lewis

[@2ndteddy18]

Ayo😅🤣😂😂😂 I’m 2 nice 4 this right now 😏😆🤣😅🤣 2 real n funny AF 🤣🤣🤣

[@Shin-Blade]

Desus' shirt... 🤣

[@reneesherman1385]

I want to give this video multiple thumbs up!!!!

[@goddollars]

Top tier warmup

[@Thecornerdojotv]

Was Pete on SNL when Kanye said fuck the whole cast …well Che got next

[@mikegeastatl]

As much as y’all talk about baseball you ain’t mention the braves winning the World Series once? Respect the brand💪💪💪💪

[@joyharper5448]

Karey at Lane Bryant would change the schedule and send the district manager a different schedule. And I was honest about my work schedule because I was a Stockton University student

[@geekgirrrl]

"Step-dad Pete" lol rated R

[@mgiebus1869]

Mero had some of that og d&m energy for lady Gaga's airbrushing. I miss those days

[@RingoLoadagain]

Two (almost) middle-age style ICONS.

[@alexknight1829]

My guy impersonated Andy Milonakis maybe haha

[@joyharper5448]

Yes, I told Karey off once, but so did everyone at that store.

[@usernameaz602]

@3:18 Lady Gaga and the House of Gucci. Is either... The greatest band name ever Or an Adult Swim Scoobyverse Crossover.

[@YourMom-jq1pr]

Am Anne rice novel? Where was that going lol

[@jordachejordan90]

Dam the anne rice pull from way bck

[@WarriorQueenUnicorn]

Are those tape measures?! 👀

[@brianthompson5168]

7:06- 7:16 Mero's face tho' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DGreen-hq7jp]

The gasp with the airbrush gaga comment lol... followed by the Leo impersonator laugh 👀... then asking women in Miami night clubs if they are cold ... alcohol and coke might be some factors to acct for lol

[@joyharper5448]

I know riyy most likely knew Nathan Dexter Burnett Jr. He use to live in the landings in Pleasantville NJ

[@katenkyokotsu4417]

I’m convinced the scientists got caught watching Pno and was like..”have you heard of Cardi B?”

[@tmlocalone]

Bronx STRONG

[@tr33b3ard73]

Why does the homies shirt have ripcords on it???

[@joyharper5448]

Ashley Harper did not help me with the court case for our mayslanding apartment

[@judgenotlestyebejudge]

😆🤣🤣Hot air rise’s, so that hot garbage air smell rising up to them!! Lol

[@feliciamarable6062]

Desus I need that shirt ... Where did you get it from

[@marloncru]

That shirt looks like covid with a relaxer in it.

[@adoniszeus2889]

Who let bruh wear that shirt?

[@richiesay2824]

Regiaaaani 🤣

[@no_peace]

Self objectification happens to autistic people constantly. It has a huge effect on well being

[@lami2909]

I have y'all on the lowest level of volume and y'all fools still too loud

[@Eric-dp3cp]

What’s going on with desus shirts?🤔

[@cdfaiscoolerthan]

anyone know where to watch their episodes online? lol

[@MS-dh9gh]

Pete Davidson dating Kim kardashian what