CURSED COMMENTS V43

[@MemeStreetMemes]

Never forget that brave soldiers died for our right to meme!

[@boomerboy9214]

of course.

[@natpeterson8313]

@Meme Street Yes sir! 🫡

[@s-t-a-r-r-y_n-i-g-h-t-s]

They were meming with the nazi’s

[@jimmynovak7913]

This is all wrong. There were brave soldiers who didn’t die, they get no acknowledgement? Not all soldiers who died were brave at all, prob most weren’t brave. The last soldiers that died for Americans rights died during the civil war. Every American soldier that died after that died for our own military industrial complex to profit greatly, or to steal and/or take control of some of the worlds oil or other resources, or to move forward on steps needing to be taken for particular secret agendas that will never 100% be brought to light. Go USA!!! 👍✊💪

[@natpeterson8313]

@@jimmynovak7913 Hmm intriguing comment

[@tenkosimp4406]

#DANKNESS Imagine having an identical twin, you two fight and s/he calls you ugly. Perfect time to hit em w/ that uno reverse card

[@drydogg]

Shape-shifting, definitely. A girlfriend is a useless power.

[@omnigaming5635]

Yup same, I would use it for selfcest purposes

[@Da.VoidWalker]

we all know why we want to shapehift

[@aysershaikh8708]

i will take time travel then travel back to time and one by one take all the abilities including the girlfriend then shape shift to a girl and have lesbian sex with my girlfriend

[@flamingcat1101]

You'll get a girl with it

[@kohlhaascustomknives9464]

@@omnigaming5635 was thinking the same thing. just not the word "selfcest." where tf did you hear that. i am concerned for your health

[@isappycracks]

15:52 if you cut a cow by the lungs it wont scream loud enough to alert peta

[@theperfectbotsteve4916]

When you forget to like the video and suddenly a super Sonic flaming dog turd rains down on you like a meteor right

[@dcdjfluffy182]

#DANKNESS Fun Facts with Squidward: Teachers who enjoy their job are the best teachers as they are able to put a lot more effort into something they enjoy while also making it so students enjoy their lessons too.

[@bjarnivalur6330]

In some headhunter societies, when the elders tell stories about their ancestors, they carry their head around and often tell the story from the heads pov. I wish we had more baiced traditions like that.

[@jacobc9221]

*Shapeshifts into a timetraveling and super strong mindreader*

[@Wolfheart-5262]

19:49 as always, i'd choose the shapeshifting to become my own girlfriend

[@markh.6687]

You were already your own girlfriend; just didn't wear the clothes on "one-hand-date-night".

[@Wolfheart-5262]

@@markh.6687 Well, yes, but actually no

[@isappycracks]

10:59 the last one hes even looking up

[@Dots_The_Demon_Lord]

18:08 Y'all ever just stare at your own thighs and calves and wonder how would the flesh taste like, if covered in potato-starch paste and deep fried?

[@CannedPsycho-]

I was curious about it but apparently it'd taste like buffalo?

[@nyaneko69]

#dankness (C) shapeshift Why not just transform into your own girlfriend?

[@taohuman4940]

shapeshifting ofc, that way i can have shrex with a cat without being caught.

[@ianyoder2537]

Pffft, easy decision: choose A) to have fun with all the time travel shenanigans until I get board/ archive all the forgotten knowledge of history/ break time, then go back in time to this decision and pick E) and impress my new girlfriend with all my epic time-travel stories, and wealth I've stolen from history. And if time travel doesn't work that way then I still have a plan: First stop is the library of Alexandria before the fire to save all the books, next stop steal 16'th sentry's entire supply of platinum before they dump it into the ocean because they didn't realize it's value and where tired of people using to counterfeit gold, then finally take my new incredible cash of ancient wealth and knowledge to the greatest archeologists and pay them to find more me more valuable/ important gaps in time to exploit.

[@vaporwingfauxmcloud1190]

6:34 This is something I explain alot. I was abused and sex abuse was something that I went thru as well... Its garbage and i never got justice for the bad things people did to me...

[@zacmarken65]

you don't need a girlfriend if you can shape shift, just shape shift into a guy and a girl who are joined together at a hand, any hand, so that you can then duck yourself while holding hands with yourself.

[@davidjacobs7465]

All crime is legal for a day, what do I do? Assuming I won't get killed, I would remove as many warning labels as I can for legal damage over time effects.

[@olyviermonteau4300]

Shape-shift no cap. no problems or technicalities, only shape shifting

[@kaizerat7955]

C)Shapeshift: turn into a roach and wait until the world gets nuked.

[@declanhandley-byrne4335]

12:34 **Kazakhstani accent** "I GO TO THAILAND!"

[@ultimate_pleb]

C) i could shape shift into a desireable form then get a girlfriend. reading minds is overrated and it rather not create a time paradox. also what's super strength worth if you end up crushing everything in your hand. imagine trying to eat when your fork keeps breaking. or cracking open a can with the boi but you can't drunk because the can explodes every time you try to pick one up. so by process of elimination shape shifting would be the best option

[@isappycracks]

16:37 9 types of sex disease 2 unknown diseases and a kink for rocks

[@KylixTheFur]

C: Shapeshift and be your own girlfriend

[@isaakharder7534]

I would choose shape-shifting

[@koolkestrel9512]

Shape shifting without a doubt I could just get wings and fly away and drop bricks on people

[@negativejam2188]

C) shapeshift. Who needs a girlfriend when you are the girlfriend.

[@Mr.Ditto.]

Easy be a time traveler and assuming you can see other timelines, check out how the other choices would go.

[@travisnightfury3005]

You can only time travel once if you do you perish

[@dostoevskysrightarm]

#Dankness Friend: “Driving causes liver damage” Me: “…what the car driving fuck?”

[@WiSHNUKEs]

8:53 Toilet paper or tissues would be bad, actually no, flamin hot contacts seems a bit more

[@HyperdriveStudios20]

16:14 what are you doing step mom. keep it going

[@viix3815]

Mind Reader. The money I could make..

[@Voided_Contact]

For the "a) time travel, b) read minds, c) shapeshift, d) get a girl friend". I choose A, go back in time choose B, go back in time and choose C; I don't need d, so Ill pass. if you choose time travel it opens a loop hole to get all 4.

[@varshasoneji3134]

BRO I JUST SPAT OUT WATER LAUGHING IMAOOOOO for the second meme

[@tretrios5105]

I would probably choose time traveling. I could get some old stuff like expensive things or historical objects and burrow under my house to open in the future. Also I need to go to a party

[@ExDixionconderoga]

10:09 He was a carpenter...

[@oddguy4419]

12:00 that one guy pulled a Logan Paul

[@cringyyoutuber9171]

#DANKNESS Me:losing breath My mom:calling the neighbor for help The next day literally 90% of the people in my town:were you the one who almost died? (Bruh-)

[@jarecoo]

4:42 laughs in gay

[@yahyasalim8011]

Humanity has no more hope, someone get God on the phone

[@superstarchris3925]

0:45 now is this guy referring to suicide or bondage?

[@bingder]

#Dankness It's always a struggle finding my dream girl, because I'm an insomniac.

[@N0XY.]

Me : respawns The funeral : *OH HELL NAH*

[@TimothyVR]

Where tf do you get all your dog photos

[@SkiTzo2169]

11:00 somebody get me that phone bruh

[@RandomKuromiOnTheInternet]

#DANKNESS Soldiers of Ucraine:we should fight russia Soliders of Russia:let's go eat McDonald's Instead of fighting

[@zherean42069]

They'll become americans aftwr eating

[@thatthieff]

I knock back on the door--

[@haku5386]

I'll go with C just to fuck with people and leave to questions life eventually

[@Mango_Jango]

Love you Memellion

[@viper_irl6363]

how'd you find these dogs

[@laszlokovacs9368]

A is out because there are a lot of problems with it B is good but only if you can turn it on and off C could be good but also potential identity crisis D doesn't sounds like C (that you could control that much) so it can be a danger for your surraundings and people E not really a superpower more like the inpossible category, less cooler than the others also with more stress so yeah, B

[@luca_gamer1]

Shapeshift

[@laharsmile8193]

19:45 c) shapeshift, so I can be girlfriend

[@Keigo_88]

#DANKNESS "Blow my mind" "Lemons are just modified oranges"

[@cheesy_potato9243]

Lemons are lemon colored

[@lloydzeroa.k.aforger6990]

Lemons and oranges relate to each other.

[@The_Hentai_Dealer397]

Limes are just reskinned lemons

[@Keigo_88]

@@cheesy_potato9243 you mean white?

[@Keigo_88]

@@The_Hentai_Dealer397 limes are just lemons but physically and mentally abused.

[@MRcool-qt9rk]

I choose, F:all the above

[@epreot8191]

shapeshhift and turn into jungkook

[@jinxie712]

Cows having sex in the road?

[@markh.6687]

When it's time, it's time.

[@jinxie712]

@@markh.6687 cows, though? Lesbians?

[@Kate_Hanami]

shape shift why have a girlfriend when you can BE the girlfriend?

[@Mango_Jango]

#Dankness The teacher: No eating in my class The back of the class:👁👄👁🍦🥮🍤🎂🍩🍭🍬🧁🌮🍕🍖🍟

[@clutchprodzisback]

happy memorial day! 🇺🇸

[@stevycrisescratch1927]

19:45 B

[@sangitparakit8304]

Hello citizens

[@c4tbl00d]

#DANKNESS

[@cheesy_potato9243]

Lemons are lemon colored

[@gzanimation]

Wow I've never been this early

[@Minecraftvillager-jw7mf]

Read astrology book and think again

[@vianneyjohannes]

🗿

[@austinr7667]

"c"

[@friedspyder4571]

That moment where the trash writer who murdered your chef mentor in cold blood has her humiliation pitched forth into meme form. Priceless.

[@aligg6029]

the fist one

[@cookiemonsterhacker3131]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@xandereye4742]

b read minds

[@laurabeane8862]

C shapeshift

[@xandereye4742]

@@laurabeane8862 see id be worried about being shot as an animal and shot again for being a "skinwalker" hillbillys dont play that shit lol

[@paxtatarica8982]

A

[@Dreamybloo101]

Bruh

[@Rezno2050]

Bruh

[@Memellion]

Brah

[@him6999]

@@Memellion hurb

[@allen2193]

Bruh

[@robet007]

Bra

[@somerandomguy4560]

Poggers

[@Purplegod3000]

Pls no space dog poop on meh

[@DDrus]

E) 😭

[@khinev3128]

E

[@deezmama2309]

#dankness (e)

[@BEANSGayming]

AMONGUS

[@allen2193]

1

[@justarandomblueflower5260]

3rd

[@eddiemachete2127]

6th

[@alabamaman1372]

Memes that make me forget about the people in my basement. 🥸

[@s-t-a-r-r-y_n-i-g-h-t-s]

11:32 Jesus 2.0

[@Dr_Doctor_Lee]

timetravel. cuz..if u mess it up, u can load the last savepoint.

[@Dr_Doctor_Lee]

and therefore, u can travel back here, choosing other points as well, gaining them, but u will keep the previous ability too

[@someone_1919]

A

[@toastedjam1470]

E

[@antmess9789]

E