FUNNIEST TINDER TEXTS V9

[@energydragon0612]

I’m in class right now, but memes come first

[@user-so1ko7pi8p]

Same

[@energydragon0612]

@@user-so1ko7pi8p Yeah we’re learning about how ice melts in honors bio. Not sure why

[@mempez8527]

Bro same

[@thesimpkiller716]

I left and I think I was supposed to stay

[@joebiwan4760]

It is the way

[@enigmaperson4636]

#dankness Teacher: *ask a student that didn't pay attention to the question to answer the question* Student: *answered correctly and included proof* Teacher: no this isn't how you're supposed to play the game

[@kingsleyo_o]

Bon voyage pupper

[@ramiramadan3794]

U in a vid!!

[@kallenlivesmatter3229]

I did that once

[@christopheredwards9904]

I'm that student

[@FloridaManRacer]

The doorbell one. Bravo, just fucking bravo.

[@MarcosAlexandre-no3qx]

That one was too good

[@Phobicsleaguechannel333]

Calling someone a beta for liking memea,she called him a beta for liking/sending memes and he did it again just to make her pissed lmao

[@dontcare3006]

He’s not a beta or an alpha, he’s a sigma 😎 😎 😎

[@Evan8787]

Chad there

[@thomascarlton82]

I need to build my collection of the finest memes immediately lol

[@chollnbvdrtg]

Son: dad why is my sisters name rose Dad: cuz ur mother likes roses Son: ok dad Dad:no problem doggo #Dankness

[@revix9465]

Ruined the 69 like

[@chadpowell1832]

Yes

[@God-xv2xm]

Dick*

[@lordzilla3876]

269 goal?

[@LS-yq5ng]

At least she’s not named Doggy

[@bob-wz2fb]

Her: he's probably thinking about another girl Him: *actually thinks about another girl* Her: You weren't supposed to do that #dankness

[@glukoto8116]

Nice one

[@christopheredwards9904]

Her: *pulls out leather belt* "C'mere you naughty boy, and I'll make me the *only* thing on your mind."😏

[@idkman4292]

@@christopheredwards9904 him: calls the police her:no thats not how your supposed to play the game

[@dwaynerocks2821]

Me: loses game Me: best out of 3! everyone else playing Russian roulette: Confused screaming #dankness #DANKNESS Please tell me if it gets used! Wow I never got this many likes! I'm glad to know that people like it!

[@thatjuicyboi8516]

this is an amazing meme. quite the unique boy you are hope you get featured! you deserve it!

[@dwaynerocks2821]

@@thatjuicyboi8516 Thanks!

[@Da.realslimskeey15]

Bro this one got me good lol 😂

[@wapapagotislife4730]

Best #dankness I have ever seen

[@yourfather2759]

Kept it at 69 likes. Let’s hope it stays that way

[@loadingdotdotdot2370]

#dankness nobody memellion when there is a bad word duck

[@msal_o]

#dankness Her: He's probably thinking of other girls. Him: Is eating our boogers cannibalism?

[@meenyuslostfather1779]

. . . .

[@yuuji3795]

self cannibalism?? 😳

[@jacaredosvudu1638]

@Veriform my god...whay IS a booger?

[@christopheredwards9904]

@@jacaredosvudu1638 your coagulated mucus that's mixed with the dirt you've been breathing in along with your air

[@diabolicalthoughts]

lol

[@apodofseals]

Her: He's probably thinking about other girls- wait hold on this is like that meme isn't it. So therefore, per the meme, he isn't thinking about other girls. So therefore I have nothing to worry about. But I just ruined the meme format by saying that. So he probably _is_ thinking about other girls, meaning that it's like the meme, meaning... Hold on! I just discovered a new paradox! Him: She's probably thinking about logic. Or memes. It's always one of those. Damn my girlfriend is weird. #dankness

[@scpreader5868]

This is so funny good job

[@christopheredwards9904]

This needs to be features *now*

[@MetalSStar196]

My girlfriend is even weirder when she's on LSD.

[@idkman4292]

@@MetalSStar196 fbi open up

[@xanthro5114]

we gotta give credits to this guy, he inverted the colors to make it dark mode for everyones poor eyes 👏

[@digitalpg3d990]

Boy:I Have A Girlfriend But she moved to another nation Friend:which nation? Boy:my imagination #dankness

[@denji6975]

@Gabriel Olszyk undercopied

[@ajnator9736]

Android: I HAVE THE LONGEST BATTERY POWER DS: NO I DO *"Amateurs"* Android and DS: WHAT DID YOU SAY PUNK? Nokia: Amateurs #Dankness

[@abzolutelynothn]

@Shock Gamer *no, it has way too many*

[@abzolutelynothn]

@Shock Gamer it was a joke, you 11yo dingus

[@cappyishere]

Cant wait for the iPhOnE iS bEtTeR

[@redsus7569]

Me here using Nokia smartphone

[@redsus7569]

Me here using Nokia smartphone

[@thelazygamer2195]

#dankness Guy: *Sends tinder message* Every girl in a ten mile radius: *HoW tAlL aRe YoU?*

[@thelazygamer2195]

@The Alfalfa Idfk man. It's just a weird fucking standard.

[@adenferguson2647]

@The Alfalfa you tell me

[@adenferguson2647]

@The Alfalfa dam, you really can’t read your own comment

[@ninja23yt]

Lol true

[@aty4282]

Oh its fucking golden to lie about being 6ft something then get them hooked, just to ruin their hopes when u say ur 5 ft 7 afterwards If the first question is about height, D E S T R O Y

[@bettafish541]

#dankness Me: *eats Doritos* My little brother wondering where our dog went:

[@envix133]

Oh...

[@scpreader5868]

Ummmm so your dog is /was called doritos at least for this meme

[@jazybomber]

Lol

[@abzolutelynothn]

@@scpreader5868 Nope, the dog name was Me, and Doritos kill dogs, sooooooooooooooooo

[@Knlght0fZero]

Its a pretty relateable moment when a guy hits a girl with "bruh"

[@dragonmaster2453]

Her: If I was naked right now in front of you what would you do to me? Him: Ask for consent. Me: Cuz that’s what heroes do.

[@TastyLemon123]

Lame

[@godnyx117]

*betas

[@t5hammer871]

That doorbell and snickers exchange was amazing lol

[@chrislabedzski9076]

That's One is the most cringy One,

[@crimson-saiyan]

"I'm extremely fond of fat bitches" This is my favorite out of all of these. That killed me.

[@energydragon0612]

#dankness Me: Learning about the properties of water in online school Memellion: *Posts* Me: The hardest choices require the strongest wills.

[@tyrant796]

0:56 holy shit l dont belive such a good reference has gone to waste

[@christopheredwards9904]

It made me sad

[@1BuFo]

The crack rock one really cracked me up.

[@Sofia-ge5ln]

#dankness My mum when I was 10 years old: You are too young to hang out with friends! My mum now: Me: *surfs the net Her: You should hang out with friends you are too old to play ''computer games'' Me: O-o

[@dvb8637]

That pigeon one was hilarious! 🤣 she wanted to hear something interesting so she gonna hear something interesting.

[@hugoyuugo1300]

Let's be real. 100% of us having used or using Tinder could compile a video, with us failing or the others we matched with 😂

[@ThatGuyQuestionmark]

0:51. I LITTERALLY DIED🤣🤣🤣

[@VPKL]

#dankness Me:*gets hearted and pinned* Also me:So will you feature me? Memeillion:No I don’t think I will

[@christopheredwards9904]

*"Fine.* I'll do it myself."

[@Ludsama]

8:32 I almost pissed myself laughing so fucking hard at that one xD

[@christopheredwards9904]

🎵All I want for Christmas is the blood of Santa Claus🎵

[@bonkmaster7233]

That anakin one killed me

[@bespi2827]

#dankness Husband shrexy time Wife yes shrexy time Our 2year old unholy screening about a moster

[@lemonfighter5806]

11:13 this man's intelligence scares me

[@vrkona501]

Imagine being 5'6 guy minding ur own business when suddenly u hear: "Nuthin' personal, kid."

[@gavinbrown1159]

Metal gear rising was a masterpiece and also that’s sad I hope whoever is 5,6 is good rn

[@Revengilate]

3:01 damn that is so wholesome I wished I’d experienced that once.

[@anyo_mations]

Agreed, and 4:14 is another wholesome one

[@Revengilate]

ooo shit, this is rare

[@superwy9436]

“Bon voyage, pupper.”

[@Shazy..]

Bon yoyage, pupper. You'll be missed

[@Ludsama]

4:46 this dude probably wish he could go back in time and never swipe that one.

[@garyllthegreat5491]

Aircraft carriers have enough engine power to launch one airplane every 25 seconds. The most important component of an aircraft carrier is the flight deck, or the landing and launching strip.

[@bettafish541]

Ok

[@randomcommenter5266]

Good to know

[@alphacentauri3069]

That last description though, looking for a compact man to ride on my shoulders into battle 😂 freaking dead

[@K02091]

#Dankness Everyone: we want cave update! Mojang: *releases Caves and cliffs update* Everyone: oh ok cool Mojang: *Thomas had never seen such bullsh*t before*

[@randomperson4349]

More like: ERNIE PREPARES TO COMMIT A HATE CRIME

[@marcusramos6125]

The pigeon one made me lose it all lmao

[@Charcoal_Champion]

“Bon Voyager pupper.”

[@fajile423]

3:06 "and that's how I met your mum"

[@mimitogami]

Lol, beautiful, love your profile picture btw man 😂😂😂😂

[@jacobnewell7845]

1:27 Don't make promises you can't keep

[@jacaredosvudu1638]

I like how the mojority of this prints are wholesome

[@porrensofya3253]

Bon Voyage, pupper I need that luck

[@matinplayz2103]

#dankness me: *playing games minding my own business* mobile ads: *only 1% of the world can solve this 😱😱😱*

[@gregwood4047]

thats so old, and theres already memes about that lol

[@kingatlas5066]

So true

[@matinplayz2103]

@@gregwood4047 well you see... i dont give a sh*

[@jimg1787]

The way the text to speech pronounces some of these words has me rolling haha!

[@EnglishApache26]

“Tell me something interesting” “Every time a pigeon has sex it dies…Well the one I fucked did” “You’re sick in the head” 🤣🤣🤣 Laughed harder than I thought I would

[@justtry8552]

Lmao the piñata one.

[@Rocio-rh2cr]

That vending machine one was such a SMOOOTH save

[@lingobrongo5515]

No

[@charlesford1893]

I gonna go stand outside if anybody asks I'm Outstanding.

[@dark_colour5204]

That is good

[@christopheredwards9904]

Hi Outstanding, *move.*

[@K._.2024]

Bon voyage,pupper Lol

[@champ1159]

"Bon voyage, pupper"

[@LandonJines]

That vending machine one was gooood

[@adedayojones4074]

Teacher first day of school: we will support u Teacher last day of school: go die #dankness

[@adiacasper6892]

Me: * walks past a $100 * eh Also me: * walks past a penny * Ooo a penny! #DANKNESS

[@CorundumDevil]

"I made BIG TALK" _I am dying please help me_

[@samyakhp4353]

4:48 when they are not smart enough to get it, they call it a poor joke.

[@wasanaanuradha5527]

"Bon voyage, pupper" I need a little luck rn

[@He_who_rides_many_winds]

‘Bon voyage, pupper.’

[@ella-kess]

Bon voyage, pupper. Also great video!

[@Heppystolet]

1:27 they had us in the first place ngl

[@pinklemonjuice2527]

I am way too socially awkward for this, I need to learn how to interact with fellow human beings.

[@vlads-philosophy-cave]

Bon voyage, pupper.

[@humpiestcandy4419]

That pigeon one got me

[@purplelovr1375]

Me: *is asleep* My brain: Dogs are just wolves with low standards Me: I DON'T NEED SLEEP, I NEED ANSWERS!

[@ColtonBennett-tu6xx]

#dankness *

[@parsamardanlou7642]

"Bon Voyage, Pupper"

[@BeesOfInk]

This video puts a smile on my face!

[@anthonymanczak9411]

It's over, I have the high ground 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kristenpasserino2598]

Trying to get the luck: Bon voyage, pupper

[@werringsx1869]

"bon voyage, pupper."

[@jonathan45564]

0:49 I laughed to hard at the Melinda joke

[@NarithJames]

3:38 "crack rock" 🤣🤣😂😂

[@BlurRequiem]

Bon voyage, pupper

[@applebeeful]

“Bon voyage pupper” 😎

[@pursuitofwar5488]

This is pretty funny! I want more of these!

[@Briselance]

00:18 Even for hot people, this is an insanely big no-no.

[@vanjalazarevic4475]

bon voyage, pupper

[@shakherphogat703]

Bon voyage, pupper 😀😀😀 The doggos are the best part 👍

[@Narutosthshadowclone]

That thumbnail LMAO

[@malcolmpaull9324]

Tips hat "m'linda" xD dead

[@TheAccesorizedPigeon]

I watched this video in inverted mode so the already inverted colored photos look normal

[@randomcommenter5266]

This person is too smart to be left alive.

[@yazcakbirseybulamadm1639]

''Bon voyage, pupper''

[@bbl1794]

"bon voyage pupper"

[@maxmendoza4461]

Bon voyage puppers

[@juanmata2837]

crack rocks had me laughing for a good minute

[@badguybob1174]

This entire video is just the Stonks guy going F L U R T

[@josephbedwell3164]

Girl: I'm a dime. Me: So I need 9 more of you and an 8 to get a soda from McDonalds.

[@jessicaoursland3411]

#dankness I want to join a church choir just so I can scream "God is dead" and naruto run out the door during the middle of the performance.

[@bettafish541]

Do it

[@spiritstep1191]

Do it

[@troncis2940]

Do it

[@antoniopaganini5700]

NO DON'T DO IT THINK OF THE CHILDREN

[@bettafish541]

@@antoniopaganini5700 you ruined the chain

[@Drdoomblox]

#dankness Kids school week reality vs. their dreams Reality: Kids dreams: Sunday Sunday Monday Saturday Tuesday Saturday Wednesday Saturday Thursday Saturday Friday Friday Saturday Saturday

[@kingofdeath9012]

What it feels like: Sunday Monday Monday Monday Monday Monday Saturday

[@yumi_f]

Views:O Likes:45 Comments:8 Me:confused: Hotel:trivago

[@matinplayz2103]

joke:funny your comment: liked orignal? : no but i dont care

[@izek402]

dead meme

[@izek402]

@Michael Mamo im just chicken bruh

[@dailychair9472]

Bon voyage pupper because I fucking need that luck rn

[@victorndetei5459]

Mom:why do you watch memes daily Me:its the law!

[@YT-algorithm-is-strange]

The shod have named me broken home 😂😂😂😂

[@xhaterkillerx]

Bon Voyage, Bakuhoe!

[@brolydude______8179]

Bon voyage pupper.

[@agustinevil6]

Bon voyage, Pupper Have a good flight

[@mothman-jz8ug]

Bon Voyage, pupper.

[@MarsIsntAPlanet]

Me:watching while my life falls apart