FUNNIEST TINDER TEXTS V2

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[@diceyice8609]

I love when text to speech says “haha”

[@driftza4120]

I thought im the only one😂😂

[@zentethae3760]

100 like

[@christigacha4823]

Ikr

[@incognitoman4496]

1:52 here have a spam button

[@SamirDevs]

Dicey Ice ”harhar”

[@Clock83131]

"Hello There" "General Kenobi" "We can get married yes." I died

[@EricN18]

#Dankness The world: has 7 billion people in it. Me: still single.

[@McRenko]

Lol

[@vijayadithya8910]

Me too

[@user-gr2qf1py8j]

I may be too young but yeah I feel that.

[@thefriendlydoggo7240]

Eric Larson ur well getting next featured comment

[@ntme-op2jj]

50% men, 25% LGBTQ, 10% 1-10 10% 30-100 5% prob taken

[@xmod132]

#Dankness Teacher: Time for kahoot! Class: :) Teacher: Use your real names Class: :(

[@king_phrog5867]

I don't do that

[@mouzalover7093]

Katsuki Bakugou hi baku how are you

[@king_phrog5867]

@@mouzalover7093 great lol

[@yourlastbraincellwia5663]

Katsuki Bakugou me and the boys: Jack P. Ness

[@leeds7892]

the dude actually named Ben Dover it's free real estate

[@antoanto5205]

#Dankness Me: drinks water Also me: remembers random funny joke OBJECTIVE: SURVIVE

[@xxmaisieellaxx2934]

@anto anto aka me when I saw this comment

[@toxic_substance6811]

anto anto #Top.Comment

[@masonredeye2564]

lol thats amazing

[@FizStick]

I got an ad for water.....while reading this

[@mrknight3007]

That’s amazing

[@nightingale1202]

#dankness Me: Karen Karen: don't called me Karen Me: *I freaking do it again*

[@williamafton9114]

Karen lmao

[@letronk3017]

If you can't call them karen call them morons

[@benjaminisnoice8941]

I bet you, you're gonna be featured.

[@Woodman3352]

Nightingale 120 course u do

[@xindi.5239]

Remake 'cause I'm sorry, but bad grammar disturbs me. No offense. Me: Karen Karen: Don't call me Karen! Me: I'll fucking do it again.

[@remi2723]

#dankness Friend: did you know taco cat backwards is taco cat. Me: wait... That's illegal

[@account-ng5gp]

Hol up-

[@VortexSwayzee]

Used to wear that shirt in 5th grade and I was matching with my friend lol, good times.

[@morbius7437]

holy f_ck

[@simenpt9952]

My lord is that legual

[@Frustratiing]

IAmBird that’d be tac ocat

[@RiftKnite]

#dankness Mom: all he does is eat sleep and poop! Me and my dog trying to find out who's she's talking about: Visible confusion

[@DenDen021]

HAJSJAJJAJSJSJS I READ EAT POOP AND SLEEP SJXJSJDKSKSKDLD

[@robbie5899]

@@DenDen021 oh. that would lead to plenty misunderstandings

[@whydoucareaboutmyname319]

Holy crap why is this sooo relatable

[@thefancypumpkin1443]

@@DenDen021 this is why we use commas

[@chriselias3881]

No bc your dog also goes outside. She is taking about you.

[@chongolius]

"Wish it wasn't as solid as that car bumper" DAMN

[@timedhurdle7070]

ikr

[@jameeii3572]

#dankness Bird cop: we found two victims, bludgeoned to death Bird detective: any murder weapon found? Bird cop: just one stone. Bird detective: *Lowers Shades* my god.

[@ionstriker9342]

XD

[@arux2335]

@@ionstriker9342 grim soul pvp noice :D

[@thenuggetofcheese]

Ha

[@agenti4734]

#Dankness Everyone: stop saying first! That first few comments: how bout I do anyways

[@snfriedm]

I’ve recently discovered bill wurtz, so this is the first time I’ve see a “how bout i do anyways” meme and sang it in my head in tune.

[@notatrombonist6833]

r/unexpectedbillwurtz

[@Mutrax4706]

some other comments that are some mins late: can i offer you a ''first'' in this trying time?

[@subsup349]

#dankness Me: *hits sibling too hard* My sibling: *starts crying frantically* Me: *hides somewhere where my mom can't find me so she doesn't whip my ass*

[@jessiee768]

My brother: *Hits me ‘gently’* Me:*trying not to cry loud* My brother: if you yell I will kill you Me: I won’t tell mom I promise!

[@user-ee1rl3tg7w]

@@DannyDimes20 lol same

[@masonredeye2564]

thats not a meme thats just relatable

[@Mr123legomaster]

#dankness Someone: Coughs Me: This is an avengers level threat.

[@pogchamp7054]

Underrated

[@elexpecks6720]

This comment sucks

[@elexpecks6720]

@Gabriel King this was 9 months ago calm down 5 year old

[@donivanhawkins688]

#Dankness I'm seeing if I can get a stupid comment featured Cheese

[@jacobhanekamp2534]

EVERYONE LIKE THIS MANS COMMENT

[@pipithatsme5291]

GamingWithFun15 Will do

[@kulhrada6900]

👏👏👏👏👏

[@balsnuiver]

Yesyeysyes

[@Palismatic]

GamingWithFun15 PREACH

[@lylarolfe5860]

#dankness My mom on April fools: Your adopted Me: realizes it’s not even April Also me: 👁👄👁

[@carlagheorghiu3336]

Me:finnaly early The first 25 comments:are you sure about that?

[@subsup349]

too bad you didn't do #dankness

[@carlagheorghiu3336]

@@subsup349 ikik

[@IntiNiko]

You're 37th

[@yeetusmcfeetus____6299]

#dankness No one: The teacher when she tells the orphan shes gonna tell his parents: We've been tricked, we've been back stabbed, we've been quite possibly bamboozled!

[@hollowheart9541]

#DANKNESS Teacher: Do you want to leave my class? Me: *yes* Teacher: Listen here you little sh-

[@user-ul9qw1xb1v]

HAHAHAHA have you ever said this to your teacher cause that is savage af

[@robbie5899]

Teacher: You weren't supposed to do that.

[@781rcac]

#dankness Teacher: I hope you all are doing well during quarintine :) Also teacher: *gives an assignment of a 12 page essay that is due the next day*

[@whydoucareaboutmyname319]

Are u my classmate or my english teacher

[@GL-kh6hf]

I love how mostly the jokes were said by the user of the phone, so it probably goes like User: *Flirts with intense humour* User: *Finish flirting* User: .....Damn I am so funny *cap screen* User: *shares* look guys I am so funny lmao

[@robloxisthebest5588]

#dankness Dabbing in 2017: you are certified cool Dabbing in 2020: *cRiNgE*

[@EVSM-1]

Memellion : post Everyone: goes straight to comment

[@ezgripswashacked7298]

@GN4RLY ;-;

[@thegirlwho_lovesmusic9119]

AAAA

[@changgirl303]

You: ヽ( ᐖゞ)ヽ( ᐖゞ)

[@slicknick4663]

69th like for real

[@saffysiddique7703]

we all know you’re a bot LMAO! you comment the same thing on all of his videos, and- bruh

[@benjaminisnoice8941]

#dankness Knock knock- Whose there? Yasuhiro, Yasuhiro who? ITS CELESTIA LUDENBERG GODDAMMIT!

[@misswaffles5339]

Toko Fukawa 10/10 solid danganronpa joke 😎😂

[@benjaminisnoice8941]

Thank you ;-;

[@firedragonmangaming2410]

No this is Patrick !!!!

[@caughtinthestars]

TAEKO

[@capo4ever334]

That 10/10 dog line and response was just superb

[@Theo-kk6wd]

When your that early that no one has said first

[@leftcolone]

When you are dumb and actually do that shit

[@yourlastbraincellwia5663]

First

[@show3rge1sussy46]

#dankness Me: *talking about the nono with my friends at lunch* Teacher: *walks by our table* Me and my friends: so he sticks his apple in her bag.

[@nalamuhammad]

I still don't understand why short people are generally "uglier" or "less ideal". I think they're cute

[@davestevens6283]

Just not as impressive to show off, i guess.

[@nalamuhammad]

@@davestevens6283 I just don't understand why somebody would completely dump a person just because they're shorter than 6 feet

[@davestevens6283]

@@nalamuhammad The common versions i heard is that they want the guy to be visibly taller than they are when they're in heels and that they prefer kissing up. My theory is that they're less in the relationship for the person, but for bragging rights and having their friends (and strangers on social media) envy them.

[@wobbe6624]

@@nalamuhammad I guess it's somewhat understandable in the beginning of a relationship, but later on would be absurd in my opinion. Im about 6ft (which is slighly below average where i'm from), my gf is considerably taller than me when wearing heels. It's no deal breaker for her, but im sure she would've preferred me being at equal height or taller when she wears em.

[@robbie5899]

You are my favorite person.

[@thewryyyyman8530]

2:11 I thought he was gonna say : COS YOU GOT THAT CAKE

[@thebananaterroranimations240]

#Dankness Me: *brings Takis to class* Classmates: Peace was never an option!

[@AlexArimaPiano]

Bruh this is so damn true

[@jacobhanekamp2534]

Alternate ending: Me: *brings Takis to class* The class: I associate with the Soviet Union.

[@monkeybusiness673]

"tacocat" is the single best palindrome! Period!

[@champagnechampagne1943]

I feel bad for the one that texted every year 😞

[@highervibrations]

I just binge watched this Playlist lol Thank you. P.s. Need more. Lol 😆

[@yourgoddamnstolentoes1273]

When you're early and your brain is too empty to comment something.. 😭

[@RattestOfRats]

#darkness When you forget to go incognito and don't delete your history. *Chuckles* *I'm in danger*

[@royceorville2]

#Dankness When Stuck In A Empty Water Tank Girls: AAA PLS HELP Boys: **Megalovania Intensifies**

[@Ender.cevapi]

#Dankness Mom: what are u watching? Me: An cartoon *Mom leaves* Me: Good thing she does not know what anime is Mom: I was standing in front of the dor the whole time, what is that "Anime" that you speak of Me: SHIT

[@unomeanstwo112]

#dankness Me: Is literally doing extra math on my own when my dad walks by and complements me My dad one day later: WHY DONT I EVER SEE YOU DOING EXTRA MATH Me: i dont want to die, but sometimes I wish I had never been born at all

[@necrozma4029]

Oh also “I’m not gonna do it about my height” Me: (genuine laugh)

[@STUCKINMYBRAIN.]

Life’s gud 😌

[@MabZy]

This is the best line I’ll ever say, “Thanks oh great taco cat”

[@kaenryuuart543]

#dankness Girl: Will you punch your friend for hundred dollar "No, i love my friend" Boy: Will you burn your friend alive for 5 dollar *equip flamethrower *

[@manoman0]

"Thanks Oh Great Taco Cat" Here, I did my part!

[@jerryfox2960]

#dankness When you see your friend for the first time after quarantine: *Look how they massacred my boy*

[@sierraortega]

#dankness there is a spider. *PaniK* its gone. *kAlm* it comes flying bac. *paNiK*

[@lorenzolinguine]

#dankness Hey can anyone help me? I'm really bad at hide and seek. My dad has been hiding for 17 years. He's really good.

[@Dyl-Pickle]

SlothProductions Oh no-

[@furkan2161]

Lmao this Channel deserves Like a million more subs xD Good Work bro.

[@Nora-yl6ft]

#dankness Me: *comments something to try to be featured comment* Also me: *excited for next featured comment* Next featured comment: *not me* Me: *cry's cuz I'm basically invisible to people*

[@rosealbanai7964]

tf

[@lol-sz6td]

tf

[@nesticss4318]

tf

[@Nora-yl6ft]

Why are all of the comments "tf" like it's true

[@theherotaxidriver2487]

UwU ThIs iS DeEp

[@quie2712]

#dankness *Me and my friends playing uno* *My friend putting down a reverse card and said you gay* *Me puts down reverse card and said no u* *My friends puts down reverse card and said no u* *Me puts down reverse card and said no u* *My friend puts down another reverse card and said no u* My other friend: you two are gayy *Me puts +4 card and said no u*

[@1vsjbc]

Second!! Or first, it says no views

[@kaiw.2284]

But why?

[@IntiNiko]

YOU'RE 6TH

[@hawky8758]

#dankness Me and my friends before quarantine: barely hang out Me and my friends during quarantine: *it’s our time to shine*

[@kylerudney569]

#Dankness Bet you a million pounds this won’t be the featured comment

[@kylerudney569]

Dead_opsGx I mean atleast I betted right

[@yourlocalvader7281]

Other people's pickup lines: My pickup lines: "I don't like sand. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere."

[@Tacocat-oy9zt]

I’m sorry if I’ve missed anyone i’ve been busy lately

[@ilikechez5775]

I adore this channel

[@itscherrypeony9562]

Oml i laughed a lot-

[@almondxrose5296]

3.38 I was focusing on the fact that the phone is on 9% #dankness

[@ashiothefool4339]

#DANKNESS Me waking up on Christmas Day: 😄 Seeing Santa's body hanging out of the chimney: 😭 Realising that I was adopted and I don't live with my real parents: 😈

[@theherotaxidriver2487]

shit just went from 0 to 100 real quick

[@husky1872]

Stalin and Hitler stole my Afghanistan son lol I laughed to hard

[@justsomeguywithoutalife230]

“I just saw your age” -Gansta

[@must1004]

#Dankness Me: hits brother Also me: hears astronomia music coming from outside the door

[@parmesan4291]

#Dankness Online school: *ends* Pokemon to me: *I'm about to start this whole mans career*

[@medexamtoolscom]

6:02 she can't reduce the candle budget. You need lots of candles to activate the magic circle to summon the devil. Next thing you know you'll be telling her to stop stealing the souls of the innocent.

[@jessejamesharrison5921]

#Dankness 12 year old me pulling the finger at a airplane going by the plane: *landing gears pop out* me: mum i think its time we call dad

[@Phantasm290]

7:34 Old but gold

[@basicallystevenuniverse511]

#dankness Me: *wakes up after a nice refreshing nap* Everyone at my funeral:

[@WinterJV]

“Like and sub, and this doggo will take you outside to do your business” “So... you got the green?”

[@douglasfoster4640]

these guys on tinder getting stuff done in less than 10 texts Me: makes awesome efforts to approach someone Them: LOL

[@broadwaybound21]

#dankness Me: Looks like I can sleep in tomorrow! My teacher at 11:59: Join the Google Meet tomorrow at 9:30 AM! Me: *Well s-*

[@Markell739]

The tulips one got me dying 😂😂😂😂

[@awplayzvids9426]

#Dankness Me:*Talks back to teacher* Teacher:So your wishing death

[@liguow]

When you you are 5 and you get a pepsi: ;-; leaving it out to taste better: *STONKS*

[@siljanen1554]

As a finnish person Im proud of the finnish dude

[@nonosquare4727]

#Dankness World: ending Everyone: depressed Teachers: don't worry homework will cheer you up Me: shoots my self The teacher: well, moving on.

[@maddiepaints8670]

Lol I always say “come in” in knock knock jokes lol

[@angelhangout]

“🎵 ❤️Thanks oh great taco cat ❤️🎵 “

[@mikeoxmaul1440]

Y'all know that doggo has some strength two potions

[@anxiety1161]

ALMIGHTY TACO CAT LOL

[@ikh6329]

3:37 "oh yeah, this is a big brain time"

[@sapphicv]

#Dankness Me: *Gets home from school* "Hi Everyone!" My Mom: "Oh my gosh sweetie how was your day do you have any new projects was anyone mean to you how are your friends what homework do you have what did you have for lunch?" Me: "Woah, woah, mom CHILL all I said was hi!"

[@kireto888]

#dankness Girl In a tsunami:saves her makeup Boy in tsunami:thanos

[@ana_llerenaaa]

#Dankness School: we hope you are all healthy and mentally stable :D Also schools: *. Gives 10 page essay*

[@krishm16]

#Dankness My friend: Sorry for the Friendly Fire Me: Friendly fire isn't so friendly.

[@itzdavid7714]

7:20 best south Park reference I've seen

[@doministic9640]

0:24 MEEE

[@mistycle1538]

That philosophical one has gotten me thinking.....

[@7GHOST.]

6:06 lmao good one

[@retrykle1407]

#Dankness Me: drinks water from the sink my mom: in terms of money, we have no money

[@samglotzbach3814]

That lightning McQueen one is great

[@ponybright9000]

#Dankness Me: aww look at that little kitty! That one kitten: trying to kill her mom

[@andreeei.]

Whats more funnier is how she thinks our relationship is a joke Hahahaha -_-

[@kitchenroam1509]

3:40 I actually laughed, good one

[@user-kn1uq4py4t]

My life is a meme

[@yourgoddamnstolentoes1273]

I gotta agree to that 🥝👄🥝

[@matthewhummel1572]

I feel like we’re drifting apart. Lol

[@ShroudedStep]

4:20 if you open a conversation with that and the other person doesn't respond with THE line it's not worth.

[@rugbite9387]

#DANKNESS Professor:Class I Have An easy quiz for you all Class:Cheers In Happines Professor:"WHATS MY FULL NAME"

[@starriilol]

Thanks Oh Great Taco Cat 😂😂😂 Jus for fun 😂😂😂

[@andresquiroga2758]

I can not believe there is better tacos than my aunts, but “thanks oh great taco cat”

[@strelitzia6319]

In the first clip, I think a better roast would’ve been “I just saw your face”

[@ahyesexistence1586]

#Dankness Quarantine: exists for 0.00006 seconds Schools: *WOOOOOORRRRRKKKK*

[@bosstankproductions1304]

#dankneas Me: can I get snap Her:No Me: truth or dare Her:truth Me:what’s your snap Her:blocks*

[@hooft747]

Love the South Park reference haha