Memes For You

Memes For You
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Check these out or i will cry
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[@VaazkLShorts]

1 subscribe and like = 1 meme (not really) hope you are having a great day what did u have for lunch today?

[@TypeinLeo]

i had pizza rolls. nothing special

[@bogboi5548]

french toast and berries because i have four loafs of bread and a gallon of milk that i wanted to use. hope u have a great day/night too :)

[@Soomin_Entertainment]

Spaghetti with lots of cheese 🧀

[@masondamoose7520]

Went to a restaurant and had chicken

[@AussieBall-Animations2]

I had no lunch. (It’s morning for me)

[@danielwarland1589]

On the lifeguard note its important to remember that anybody can become unwell while in the water. Never think its safe to swim alone just because you can swim.

[@astral4391]

Exactly, like what if someone gets a heart attack

[@VaazkLShorts]

i completely agree

[@elhazthorn918]

Like, severe muscle cramps, passing out, first episode seizure...

[@cooperburtonburger1827]

I don't know if it's ok mocking such an important job... 😐

[@desuretard8654]

Yeah I was wondering if that was a joke. It's a pool nigga you can still drown in it

[@mtb_prodigy4856]

Dudes needs to collab with Morgan freeman, they both have that smooth narration that you don’t get tired of

[@kyanhluong]

Cool, best of luck figuring out talking Morgan Freeman into collab with him

[@hod1802]

Bro stop commenting

[@-_-_-_-__-_-_-_-_-_-__-_-_]

@@hod1802 stop liking your own comment

[@shzguy]

@@hod1802 he just made 2 different comments about 2 different things...

[@joemuncie9187]

Holy shit, not only is Morgan actually 86 but he has 3 OLDER siblings!!!

[@Multi-Manus]

I love how the German guy managed to get 3 states right, guessed some of the others, and then gave up at the end to write random bullshit.

[@mtb_prodigy4856]

Dudes voice makes the memes so much better, he’s so chill. We should thank him for making content for us every day, we love you VaazkL ❤

[@piplotfs]

true

[@MattIsSoPretty]

@@guy4368 then don’t watch

[@MattIsSoPretty]

@@guy4368 just saying don’t spread negativity around

[@MattIsSoPretty]

@@guy4368 do you know how to keep them to yourself

[@MattIsSoPretty]

@@guy4368 you know what you win 💀

[@nalilito_ako]

ain't nothing wrong with an olympics lifeguard people DO get hurt during competitions, and incidents CAN still occur

[@klarabarunovic9841]

11:59 that was so unnecessarily cute🥰

[@Zarkisika]

For real the mimimimi . Omg

[@YakzWard_]

10:12 this guy foul af for that

[@mrobseqium]

12:55 you know how when you block a hose of running water and then let the block go because you can't hold it up anymore? yeah you'll just end up killing more people because of the built up energy

[@lewisirwin5363]

See also: Vesuvius 79ad; Krakatoa 1883ad; Tarawera 1886ad.........

[@olliverferlin4082]

13:54 Let's multiply.

[@RmationYT]

“Divide both”

[@domino-dude]

I was already laughing but when you started to snore the air left my *body* thanks for making this content dude

[@SuperBobStudiosThe1st]

Olympic lifeguards are there incase something goes wrong with a swimmer, like a cramp which could stop their ability to swim.

[@KillToGame]

11:05 Me: Congrats "on" your baby

[@henry1245]

Why is this guys voice so calm even if he says the funniest things. I love theese vids

[@TheMimiSard]

The "Eat the stars" one shows two Tumblr legends in action together. It's interesting to see Pukicho and Gaud on the same thread.

[@TheMimiSard]

I will gladly talk about cats domesticating themselves - it was convenient to be near humans, to catch mice, and then humans petted kittens and those kittens grew up to live inside. Also, those kittens meowed, humans responded, thus they kept meowing. Further generations of kittens observed their mother meowing, so learned to meow at humans.

[@Daveinspacelol]

6:29 RIGHT HERE EXISTING

[@adamsmithery]

5:11 the answer is 87, the numbers are upside down

[@bogboi5548]

something about these videos always make me so happy and relaxed. it's always makes my day just a bit better when a new video is posted. love the videos dude, keep up the great work :)

[@randomperson-qj1oq]

11:26 i will vote for this man when he runs for president

[@Breakingbread001]

2:50 friendly fire will not be tolerated

[@jenkathefridge3933]

2:07 a bucket to get the water because I need a way to survive on the island

[@kestrelflame9258]

These are gold

[@zoristructure577]

1:44 as a fellow artist this one is painfully real and happens a concerning amount of times out of 10

[@Nooboss_]

For the olympic life guard: The competitor might pass out so they do be there for a reason.

[@imhalfhere]

Hey man, life is currently going down the gutter due to family problems, so I really appreciate the daily videos and funny memes. Helps forget for a little bit, you know

[@dmerritt4ever]

3:50 bull! i would of been dead along time ago!

[@noobsley1757]

"everything fell apart after second grade" Covid: "no kidding"

[@Azyne]

thank you for this.

[@Cherrycreamsoda1]

Thank you Vaazkl for all that you do for us. We really appreciate it 🙏❤

[@AussieBall-Animations2]

These are indeed memes for me

[@user-mv7gm2hc1w]

12:50 😂I just cant stop laughing. when u actually pause to read it, it gets SO much better. 😂

[@Corneelius]

12:48 okay that got a chuckle out of me, you got close with Ohio there buddy

[@giant-dragonfly8290]

12:49 i love the “west virginia mountian mama take me home OHIO”

[@thisguyisnotable]

does anyone else miss when he was way more enthusiastic while reading these? he would often comment on the memes and just sound more upbeat than now

[@wisebintroll]

Yep…

[@ToniFarious]

ngl i dont. i like him reading in a chill voice it makes him very fun to listen to. It gives his channel a very unique identity. The over-enthusiasm in other channels sounds fake and annoying the commentary on each meme makes me wanna skip 5 seconds (it annoys me most of the time tho which makes vaazkl's comments actually fun since it happens rarely). but to each their own.

[@RussiaForScale]

Tbh no, his voice now sounds more relaxed and less forced like he actually cares about the content compared to his older voice. And it also differentiates him from most other commentary channels that use a highly enthusiastic voice jus to get more viewer attention.

[@kingaxolotl4085]

No

[@thisguyisnotable]

@@RussiaForScale it doesnt really sound like he's putting more effort into reading because of the slow, monotone voice and its not like he used to go whacker mcspazatron on the old videos and speedrun every meme, it's just he sounded like he was actually reading the memes and commenting on them instead of just not acknowledging what it means

[@layzerlovers]

8:18 as a boy I wouldn't blame her either

[@heaventron1306]

6:50 my man, she's asking security questions 🤣🤣

[@toastedjam1470]

I love all the Kansas? On the map

[@GiveMeBackMyUsernameYouTube]

8:07 I work at an airport. It's extraordinarily easy to find out if somebody's picked up the incorrect baggage, and it happens accidentally on a regular basis because people don't check their bag tags (which we always advise). You'd have to be an idiot to deliberately take a bag that doesn't belong to you with the amount of security cameras that will be watching you at all times.

[@mihaleben6051]

9:36 meanwhile slovene taxes: you owe us 51 euros, pay at this website.

[@Truckingmama1]

1:24 +100 damage +50 introvert -50 year to live

[@mihaleben6051]

6:03 in slovenia, this si normal.

[@anonymousthesneaky220]

The Olympic lifeguards are there because swimmers will literally swim themselves to death. It’s actually happened several times, not just at the Olympic level. Moderately elite swimmers have exceptional pain and fatigue tolerance, due to the fact that they train themselves to work at peak performance with as little oxygen as possible. Sometimes, your body shuts down, and you just kinda drown. Still a super fun sport though!

[@Tubeite]

8:13 That's because it's a billiards table, not a pool table.

[@randomperson-qj1oq]

12:57 the volcano would either blast right through it, or explode and cause a massive shockwave, causing even more deaths, kinda like mount st. helens.

[@anonygent]

Or the cement would, you know, melt, because lava is f'ing molten rock.

[@HollyHartwellWhite]

Well Anyone Who make that 'Olympic Lifeguard' might never Heard 'Swimming Cramp'

[@Gunfield]

these are infact memes for me

[@_se3_thru9h_9]

11:58😂 O M G! 16:35 that’s just depressing man… but really, it’s accurate

[@Rizzward]

Can confirm these are memes for me

[@greenscreen5067]

At least the lifeguard gets paid for being useless

[@rogerminnick6470]

10:23 this person was in the video two times in a row

[@duckweed1193]

I had my period at 10 years old and I was so calm, I didn’t panic or get angry. Not even a little

[@minecraftcommandnerd1280]

The "He gave me a thumbs down instead of the middle finger and somehow I feel more hurt" is like your mom saying "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed"

[@i_a_nerd123]

2:03 a duffel bag full of stuff

[@abdulnafaay3213]

0.56 my guy thought he can watch the sunset except getting pulled over by a cop car.

[@crispiio]

6:24 still doing it, nothing can stop me.

[@Coolturtledudehellyeah]

3:20 my friends baby picture look like that.

[@Who_Returned]

0:00 them Christians' racking bro up

[@Swirl_of_StarFire]

The Olympics lifeguard isn't actually as useless as the meme says. Look up Eric the Eel. I'm pretty sure he's the reason they have to have a lifeguard next to the Olympic pool

[@the_reuniclus_fanatic]

the car is not parked on any number because you can see that there's no yellow box under it, as opposed to every other spot

[@boogie6419]

12:48 was absolutely glorious. A true representation of the limbo that is the US Political Map.

[@monsterjambrony]

Memes for me? How nice!

[@ItalianCountryball11]

8:29 This guy spent to long on the Olive Garden app. 😂 13:57 I’m going to sleep.

[@ViolentKetchup]

I still do it and I also shove the stuff in my desk too

[@thegamingleopard4592]

The german guys map is great i can't stop laughing

[@grouchyberry7279]

For any of you that are wondering, the coaster at 7:16 is a hyper coaster model developed and manufactured by the well known and respected rollercoaster company Bolliger and Mabillard or (B&M). The coaster is probably Nitro at Six Flags Great Adventure

[@stride_boi]

How tf they get Arkansas but not New York?? 12:51

[@einnormalergooglenutzer3843]

Bc ny is stuffed in that crampy thingy up there.

[@An_Average_Human1]

2:07 I would bring my macbook XD

[@PilpelAvital]

The life guard is there if someone has a heart attack un the pool or similar emergencies.

[@noahlani6480]

11:30 I was actually horrified when a kid imitated a fake phone and I didn’t understand because fake phones look like 🤙

[@felithecheetah]

yo dude, as an imaginary human, i love this

[@randomperson-qj1oq]

12:30 D, because cheetos puffs currently are, always have been, and always will be the king.

[@Vileplume87]

Yes

[@sawderf741]

A almost won. But I like Coke better than Pepsi.

[@Shoetheleft]

in both a math class and the bed you can say Ms Jonson slow down

[@blabthechad5914]

Great vid

[@JustASleepySloth]

They say the lifeguard is useless but they're not, if the swimmer gets a cramp they could potentially drown, there are also other things that could happen but from what I know cramps are the most likely- you could also suffer an injury and not be able to keep yourself afloat.

[@nutcrackerscrack9861]

15:26 House of Memories

[@Lazarus8790]

The olympics lifeguard is there to get people out of the water if they have a medical emergency

[@bellamypippen9711]

VaazkL has top tier memes

[@The-Devils-Advocate]

12:52 because it either won’t work, or that’s how you make a bomb of a geological scale

[@someone-ls6tb]

0:39 the person who made this meme just violated that poor lifeguard

[@Bismark1815]

14:03 I don’t know if Symbols count but changing the R in SLAYER into an exclamation mark would make some sort of Spanish looking abomination

[@trashotaku]

12:44 this is why I ask about pets instead of kids. Besides, you don't need to have kids or even be in a relationship

[@BeepDeKlerk]

Ah yes out daily memes. Thank you good sir.

[@regularperson30]

god damn why is this so hard lol

[@IIlIllIIlllIII]

The blurred bowl for the first meme is “weed smoker”

[@The_Huddle.]

The Olympic lifeguards are for if someone has a heart attack or smth

[@_AstaLily]

7:49 Fr tho this is so true Also 12:05 imagine having to pay for healthcare 🙃

[@nicolascastano5756]

When he went “honk shoo shoo shoo shoo honk mimimimi” I felt that on a whole different level😢😔

[@lewisirwin5363]

His fake snores are the ultimate in meme-recital comedy

[@trashotaku]

1:13 glad I'm not the only one who thought that was her hand

[@soph1eky4w]

12:51 not me being born in america but still do worst than this 😭😭 also not west virginia being in the east 💀

[@JohnPork123-zv5ub]

bro i got so confused about the mr bean one for a second but when i searched it up i realised, the irl mr bean show is 15 episodes. The one we grew up watching was 150 lmao got so scared fr.

[@YTmmiTy]

I like how nobody has pointed out that at 1:47, that’s the staff of Hermes, the god of thieves, not the staff of Apollo, the god of healing(in Ancient Greek mythology)

[@vedsky2501]

the skittles look even better to eat

[@melkhiordarkfell4354]

I'm going to guess the reason they have lifeguards is that they didn't have them at first and one day they needed one.

[@1001Hobbies]

RE: PIZZA DELIVERY BEFORE GPS - I delivered pizzas before there was GPS. It was no big deal. You can either view me as a god, or realize how little you know about how to do things when they aren't done for you.

[@hiccuphufflepuff176]

You'd still need lifeguards in case an Olympic swimmer had a heart attack or broke their leg or something, or just became too exhausted to finish the lap. Those athletes push themselves insanely hard, I have to imagine there'd be medical emergencies to worry about.

[@Yphaze2]

0:37 they have one just in case, anything can happen at any time so they just have one just in case + at any swim event they always have a life guard

[@matthewtalbot-paine7977]

1:09 That's literally ghosting.

[@-blackberrybear-9692]

4:43 I can't with how relatable that one is 😨

[@elijahwatt4060]

3:55 is good to know

[@vicvik5305]

12:54 because 1: the cement isn't strong enough to stop a volcanic eruption 2: and if it was, then the rest of the mountain would blow up