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@slopper-11598
@slopper-11598 Жыл бұрын
If making fake scenarios in My head a mental illness then I'm the psych ward
@theplaceholder3
@theplaceholder3 Жыл бұрын
Same 💀
@kgbkaren2865
@kgbkaren2865 Жыл бұрын
Idk if that is a mental illness
@guntherkozier5798
@guntherkozier5798 Жыл бұрын
Damn…I must be maxed out on full storage with all these mental illnesses if this true 😥
@retrohalogod4672
@retrohalogod4672 Жыл бұрын
I got adhd and it’s a pretty common symptom not sure if that’s what he was referencing but
@theplaceholder3
@theplaceholder3 Жыл бұрын
@@retrohalogod4672 same, unless he means like schizophrenia or something idk
@ImTheOne_WhoAsked
@ImTheOne_WhoAsked Жыл бұрын
The last one is like when your game lags but you still hold the accelerate button 💀
@charliehumel3540
@charliehumel3540 Жыл бұрын
Oh
@tiffanydegoya
@tiffanydegoya Жыл бұрын
😂
@Blexzwtf
@Blexzwtf Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😢
@Rosé_shenanigans
@Rosé_shenanigans Жыл бұрын
@OwO this is my 7th- no 8th time seeing the same comment is this just a bot at this point?
@HonestlyAGoat
@HonestlyAGoat Жыл бұрын
​@@Rosé_shenanigans Same
@percyjackson3311
@percyjackson3311 Жыл бұрын
"Creating fake scenarios in your head is a sign of mental illness " Fantasy book authors
@oakuvalentine7734
@oakuvalentine7734 Жыл бұрын
Making a career of your mental illness be like
@EmmaJohnsonShenanigans
@EmmaJohnsonShenanigans Жыл бұрын
(some) poets:
@darkelixer2239
@darkelixer2239 Жыл бұрын
Don't, just don't. Don't even mention them.
@stoybenxi7395
@stoybenxi7395 Жыл бұрын
They called J.R.R. Tolkien’s works nonsense at the time Meanwhile the Catholic Church is *still* covering up pedophiles
@cyruxkais2318
@cyruxkais2318 Жыл бұрын
Fanfiction writers:
@CarlyBitzer
@CarlyBitzer 5 ай бұрын
Fake scenarios in your head are signs of mental illness: Me who made an entire multiverse in my head and has added onto it since I was 7
@chasingdaydreams2788
@chasingdaydreams2788 5 ай бұрын
Omg i do that as well! Youre the first person ive seem that also does that
@trustworthydan
@trustworthydan 5 ай бұрын
They say anything is a sign of mental illness, so the can pump you full of government approved "medication". There's nothing wrong with making up fake scenarios, or even an entire multiverse. The powers that be just want you to have to pay for the "medication" so they can make a quick buck off the pharmaceutical companies, who then in turn, give the government lobbying money, to again, have you hooked on mind altering drugs. I used to think something was wrong with me and would take antidepressants and mood stabilizers, it made my mind feel clouded. I woke up one day and realized, this is just the government getting me hooked on drugs, the same way a crack dealer or meth dealer would, so I stopped taking them (slowly) and dude I feel 100% better every single day.
@samengelage3521
@samengelage3521 4 ай бұрын
​@@chasingdaydreams2788same!
@nicolafiorillo4048
@nicolafiorillo4048 4 ай бұрын
how old are you now? I used to do that too but stopped at like 14 more or less
@CarlyBitzer
@CarlyBitzer 4 ай бұрын
@@nicolafiorillo4048 I’m currently 13
@pennyroyalty
@pennyroyalty 10 ай бұрын
The driver let his intrusive thoughts win
@Aroush-hm7zv
@Aroush-hm7zv 10 ай бұрын
Her* actually
@Mr_Soundtraper67489
@Mr_Soundtraper67489 10 ай бұрын
​@@Aroush-hm7zvBro how would you know 💀
@SeaweedBrainCabin3
@SeaweedBrainCabin3 10 ай бұрын
@@Mr_Soundtraper67489take a wild guess 😂
@Aroush-hm7zv
@Aroush-hm7zv 10 ай бұрын
@@Mr_Soundtraper67489 ngl I legit have seen a full on documentary on this and it was the wife of a man idk if its just my mind playing tricks on me but I specifically remember it so educate yourself
@Miniisboop
@Miniisboop 10 ай бұрын
@@Aroush-hm7zv Why do you have to insult them though both persons are guessing the gender and no mather what you think is the way a girl should look you will never know unless you see their actual birth certificate so there is no need to say educate yourself when you are uneducated yourself?
@JadenYu
@JadenYu Жыл бұрын
“Fake scenarios in your head is a mental illness” The children playing with legos :
@cutiebunnyamber3447
@cutiebunnyamber3447 Жыл бұрын
Not the LEGO™ 😂
@Barbecue_Bacon_Burger
@Barbecue_Bacon_Burger Жыл бұрын
W comment fr
@im_sodapop.
@im_sodapop. Жыл бұрын
DnD players:
@gamblingcat8205
@gamblingcat8205 Жыл бұрын
right after I saw this I looked over to the boxes of legos I have
@Parker--
@Parker-- Жыл бұрын
@@gamblingcat8205 What I like about this is that they are always kept in range and in sight just in case.
@KirbyLinkACW
@KirbyLinkACW Жыл бұрын
Making fake scenarios is a sign of mental illness. Tell that to every writer, like, ever.
@cookingmama9279
@cookingmama9279 Жыл бұрын
True
@AgentTriple0
@AgentTriple0 Жыл бұрын
I’m mentally ill now : D
@ibullykidsforfun
@ibullykidsforfun Жыл бұрын
the wattpad writers: we are beyond your understanding…
@Tauri_
@Tauri_ Жыл бұрын
They be wanting mental disorders so bad. 🙄
@lithuaniaball
@lithuaniaball Жыл бұрын
There's a reason writers have, throughout most of recorded history, been viewed as nothing more than lazy lunatics
@HelenaWilliams-s2f
@HelenaWilliams-s2f 4 ай бұрын
The last one took an unexpected turn
@KirbyStoic
@KirbyStoic 4 ай бұрын
No pun intended🤣🤣
@deutscher1a
@deutscher1a 4 ай бұрын
that was the best one i read in the comments, congratz
@ibrahimbabangida6016
@ibrahimbabangida6016 4 ай бұрын
PORN HUB
@aprilhippie8752
@aprilhippie8752 4 ай бұрын
Dadum Tush
@Ben-Affleck.
@Ben-Affleck. 3 ай бұрын
Tesla confused
@OrphanStomp3r
@OrphanStomp3r Жыл бұрын
Bruh, the internet tryna put mental illness on all of us 💀
@jaimereyes3583
@jaimereyes3583 Жыл бұрын
Fr
@Mandalorian_John.
@Mandalorian_John. Жыл бұрын
Not in me pal (The snail is eating my Soul)
@lqndxn6121
@lqndxn6121 Жыл бұрын
Who said ALL of us
@Chair991
@Chair991 Жыл бұрын
are you a therapist?
@rso823
@rso823 Жыл бұрын
I got ADHD becuase I dont like homework :)
@anniesaki4455
@anniesaki4455 Жыл бұрын
I have lived an entire life in my head and currently retired. Now they're calling it mental illness💀
@neatisnight6171
@neatisnight6171 Жыл бұрын
i've lived 3
@phoenixfowl4283
@phoenixfowl4283 Жыл бұрын
In my mental universe, I'm a rich teen who is retired and lives a normal lifestyle while helping people with his enormous wealth.
@InfiniteNav
@InfiniteNav Жыл бұрын
Ayo I’m sick frfr cuz I done thought up of an entire complex universe for my fake life in my mind 🗿shits got world lore & everything-
@crosssans9984
@crosssans9984 Жыл бұрын
@@InfiniteNav same
@JH-ej2yt
@JH-ej2yt Жыл бұрын
@@InfiniteNav damn yours lowkey better than mine I need to step my shit up😂
@notTakumo
@notTakumo Жыл бұрын
Bruh I already created an entire multiverse in my head 💀💀💀
@Guknowit
@Guknowit Жыл бұрын
Same 😂
@zamuraiicobalt896
@zamuraiicobalt896 Жыл бұрын
Damn, I legit thought I was the only one/kinda weird because of that😂
@Hudaaaldin2047
@Hudaaaldin2047 Жыл бұрын
Yeah
@JoseHernandez-xv2bt
@JoseHernandez-xv2bt Жыл бұрын
Same here, guess it’s more common than we thought
@austinconklin4337
@austinconklin4337 Жыл бұрын
XD
@TrevorMcGregger
@TrevorMcGregger 5 ай бұрын
Everyone loves the Horn Pub, great for a pint with the lads!
@chloeeig
@chloeeig 5 ай бұрын
took me a bit to get
@GUAPODENIRO
@GUAPODENIRO 4 ай бұрын
Thank you sir Trevor for your comment it helped me I didn't know what the keyboard meme said until I listened to the voice in my head say"seek and you shall find" and we'll boom your comment was right here with the answer thank you Trevor my good Sir!!!!💯 Drinks on me🍻
@Rayven_420
@Rayven_420 4 ай бұрын
i thought it was "bruh" and "nope" for a min
@Britneyspears2412
@Britneyspears2412 4 ай бұрын
Ohh
@MJD925
@MJD925 4 ай бұрын
@@Rayven_420lmao I read it as bruh also
@xthesaiyan7933
@xthesaiyan7933 Жыл бұрын
17 year old brother shouldn’t be crying. That relationship won’t last very long
@reactionare
@reactionare Жыл бұрын
right?
@fungdark8270
@fungdark8270 Жыл бұрын
Sounds like cope
@xthesaiyan7933
@xthesaiyan7933 Жыл бұрын
@@fungdark8270 It’s not, cause I went through the same damn thing, so I would know XD
@void-master9077
@void-master9077 Жыл бұрын
@@fungdark8270, it sounds like a normal tween relationship, we all went through em, you’re at an awkward stage in life at that point, so I guarantee they didn’t last long at all, and if they did? Well they were meant to be.
@tjawe
@tjawe Жыл бұрын
that's not the point...
@2fortsmostwanted
@2fortsmostwanted Жыл бұрын
Last one is god playing with remote control cars lmao
@adriannd
@adriannd Жыл бұрын
Nah it’s a video where someone is parking their taycan and then they press the gas and the car falls on top of the other one.
@FriedDino-7030
@FriedDino-7030 Жыл бұрын
​@@adriannd no shit sherlock
@Chamberdin45
@Chamberdin45 Жыл бұрын
@@adriannd bro 🤓
@adriannd
@adriannd Жыл бұрын
@@Chamberdin45 I was trying not to be a 🤓 because usually I do that to other peiple
@ididsomeunspeakablethingsa4899
@ididsomeunspeakablethingsa4899 Жыл бұрын
@@adriannd no sh*t
@ragingdetective1622
@ragingdetective1622 Жыл бұрын
The 13yr old's gf gon stay with him as long as he has bobux with him.
@Victo-3r
@Victo-3r Жыл бұрын
Ok bro calm down we don’t go that far down the age line
@Firemaster27
@Firemaster27 Жыл бұрын
Bro just because he looks like he’s 9 doesn’t mean that they act exactly like one would I’m a year older than him, and I know for a fact he should at least have some maturity to him
@Lov3IsB0ring
@Lov3IsB0ring Жыл бұрын
I had a bf at 12.. I didn't use him for that 😐
@maxexist4763
@maxexist4763 Жыл бұрын
Read my "the 13yr Old's gf" without the s and with my instead of the had to do a double take😂 Shouldnt have watched the big fat cupcake guy
@ragingdetective1622
@ragingdetective1622 Жыл бұрын
Y'all calm down for a second. That was meant as a joke.
@B-26354
@B-26354 4 ай бұрын
_"Men used to go to war now they bob in clubs like this"_ Oh I think the upcoming generation is going to know a thing or two about war.
@goosegang722
@goosegang722 4 ай бұрын
Fr
@sethlee8796
@sethlee8796 4 ай бұрын
Facts. And they don’t even see it coming
@criSOME1
@criSOME1 4 ай бұрын
@@sethlee8796 I dream of the day that we fight a just war one worth fighting for. Oh my...
@JacoDeltaco
@JacoDeltaco 4 ай бұрын
and woman use to know how to be usefull now the make unfunny meme
@NurmaBP
@NurmaBP 4 ай бұрын
I barely survived at school
@Zt0X1C
@Zt0X1C Жыл бұрын
Don't worry, people. Real ones know he was looking for a local bar called the 'Horn Pub.'
@9895_
@9895_ Жыл бұрын
It could also show how pure that person was, because all the other keys were worn but they never used the letters buhnrop
@yuno_j049
@yuno_j049 Жыл бұрын
Owh, that's what it is😅
@Dunsly
@Dunsly Жыл бұрын
Oh I thought it was "bruh hop on"
@guig16
@guig16 Жыл бұрын
​@@9895_ I don't thin kthey were worn, just dusty because they hadn't been used
@theseeker4249
@theseeker4249 Жыл бұрын
I thought is was ur bhoper
@Angela-yg3bc
@Angela-yg3bc 10 ай бұрын
“Making scenarios in your head is mental illness” Writers: 🤪🤪🤪
@clara17131
@clara17131 10 ай бұрын
ok actually that was smart😅🤣
@gillianrands4019
@gillianrands4019 10 ай бұрын
I dream fake scenarios is that bad😮
@Y0ur_average_deadplate_fan
@Y0ur_average_deadplate_fan 10 ай бұрын
@@gillianrands4019nope, I do that to
@Javegut
@Javegut 10 ай бұрын
Readers 💀
@brandonbro9744
@brandonbro9744 10 ай бұрын
Everybody does it
@unknownedleaf
@unknownedleaf Жыл бұрын
youtube has diagnosed me with every mental disease known to man now
@raqraven
@raqraven Жыл бұрын
Litterally Even google
@DasHeiligsteHuhn
@DasHeiligsteHuhn Жыл бұрын
its part of our generation, we all get so dumb we believe everything. it started with "gods/godesses" and now we have come ro the point to believe in "xenogenders" and that everyone has quirky special very rare mental conditions.
@Jamo_7811
@Jamo_7811 Жыл бұрын
Google has diagnosed me with almost every form of cancer for the past 5 years and I’m completely fine 😂
@raqraven
@raqraven Жыл бұрын
@Liam- 😂
@FishistixIsHere
@FishistixIsHere Жыл бұрын
...Even PTSD?
@Brekbo7826
@Brekbo7826 4 ай бұрын
I’m 18 and have never even held a girls hand lmao it’s crazy
@el34glo59
@el34glo59 4 ай бұрын
What
@Brekbo7826
@Brekbo7826 4 ай бұрын
@@el34glo59 ?
@GoofyAhhGuy13
@GoofyAhhGuy13 3 ай бұрын
Actually?!
@GoofyAhhGuy13
@GoofyAhhGuy13 3 ай бұрын
"Erm, what the sigma"☝️
@Pimp_named_melly
@Pimp_named_melly 3 ай бұрын
You need to touch grass (no offense)
@TheGiyuuTomioka
@TheGiyuuTomioka 10 ай бұрын
“Creating fake scenarios in your head is a sign of mental illness” *Me with my playlist dedicated for making scenarios:*
@Noxtix_66
@Noxtix_66 10 ай бұрын
bro someone got a cam inside my house
@OneHatefulLego
@OneHatefulLego 10 ай бұрын
Same
@Demieslife
@Demieslife 10 ай бұрын
Right like how is it a mental illness someone explain
@sandrohernandez4401
@sandrohernandez4401 10 ай бұрын
Mhm i seen you 🥜 in that pillow dont you lie ​@Noxtix_66
@Flamma_Dreemurr
@Flamma_Dreemurr 10 ай бұрын
I thought I was the only one 😮 Also I have schizophrenia
@brawlstarstargamer9119
@brawlstarstargamer9119 Жыл бұрын
“Women used to cry when their nudes got leaked, now it’s $3.99” they violated the girl damn
@jacksonlol1671
@jacksonlol1671 Жыл бұрын
THAT SHIT WAS DETRIMENTAL TO HER MENTAL BRO
@yuhyeet231
@yuhyeet231 Жыл бұрын
-guy who fundamentally does not understand the difference between things happening with consent and without
@eybrr8928
@eybrr8928 Жыл бұрын
^ 🤓 ^
@Roach9373
@Roach9373 Жыл бұрын
@@yuhyeet231 i cant say having a man go to war and possibly die, leaving his family is much better
@adr1888
@adr1888 Жыл бұрын
​@@yuhyeet231 ik a girl who was a victim to this case. She was crying when she learned her nudes got leaked (she reported it to the police too). Literally 3 years later, she made money from OF and post her own 18+ ads on her alt Insta and fb acc😂😂😂. Now what???
@53cards92
@53cards92 Жыл бұрын
that $3.99 insult made my soul fall out to laugh harder than physically capable
@greennbook
@greennbook Жыл бұрын
Hello, can you please explain that joke... I can't get it
@Domo293
@Domo293 Жыл бұрын
@@greennbookit’s an OnlyFans joke
@jaegerist06
@jaegerist06 Жыл бұрын
​@@greennbook do you live under rock
@henkschrader4513
@henkschrader4513 Жыл бұрын
​@@greennbookit's bc women have onlyfans these days they sell their naked photos while back in the day they used to cry when their naked photos got on the internet bc it was usually done without their consent by a ex
@nishantgaurav6158
@nishantgaurav6158 Жыл бұрын
​@@greennbookthe girl said that men used to go to war in a taunt way. So in reply, women used to cry when thier nudes is leaked but now they charge money to gibe others thier nude(onlyfans)
@donutbobiah
@donutbobiah 4 ай бұрын
I made so many fighting scenarios in multiple dimensions since I was 5 💀💀💀
@Thorfinxs
@Thorfinxs 3 ай бұрын
That's completely fine, I've never seen a boy who didn't do that
@sukaenacornelius9285
@sukaenacornelius9285 Ай бұрын
People assume that because im Indian with a decent job that I am normal. But I am not and never have been. But i get pissed af when I am matched with a bot on magic arena aka magix the gathering online. I get so pissed that I turn on my xbox and play Call of Duty just to talk shit for a lobby or two. All from the comfort of my bed. Which is the only furniture I use before and after work. Not including my husband’s face, who is gone alot with military stuff.
@untitled795
@untitled795 26 күн бұрын
@@sukaenacornelius9285lol
@NadoTheJo
@NadoTheJo Жыл бұрын
That 13 y/o boy with a girl probably gonna last in that relationship for 2 days max 💀
@Ethan3039
@Ethan3039 Жыл бұрын
I’m in a relationship for 2 years and I am 11
@amoththatthinks
@amoththatthinks Жыл бұрын
​@@Ethan3039 'relationship' 😂
@Nova-tl4yc
@Nova-tl4yc Жыл бұрын
​@@Ethan3039 🤣🤣🤣 don't mind me, just joining the "point and laugh" peeps
@shadowbirdkujoh8600
@shadowbirdkujoh8600 Жыл бұрын
​@@Ethan3039 lad it ain't a relationship if it's in Roblox.
@juancarlosrivera5689
@juancarlosrivera5689 Жыл бұрын
​@@Ethan3039 yeah sure
@Dead25m
@Dead25m 11 ай бұрын
"Men used to go to war" She said it like it's some great thing to be at war...
@UndertakerU2ber
@UndertakerU2ber 11 ай бұрын
I think her point is that men used to be courageous enough to go die in a war, but now they’re too scared to approach a woman at the club. Not saying I agree with what she’s saying, but that’s the argument she’s trying to make.
@MintyLime703
@MintyLime703 11 ай бұрын
​​@@UndertakerU2ber I would definitely rather take a fight over trying to date someone like her. What she and others who think like her don't understand is that courage is not universal. One may not be willing to stand in front of a crowd and give a speech, but that doesn't mean they wouldn't put their life in danger to save someone's kid. Hopefully things cool down but if they think today's men are too afraid to fight a war then all they have to do is wait. And when it comes to men in the US you'd need to be blind and living under a rock to forget just how many of us are armed and very unwilling to be otherwise. Not to mention those currently serving in western militaries and others fighting right now in quite a few wars, but namely fighting for Ukraine as part of their foreign legion.
@Dead25m
@Dead25m 11 ай бұрын
@@UndertakerU2ber Thing is though, most were forced into war back in the day, or made to believe that being in a war gave you honor etc. Few joined the army to fight because they were "brave". And just because you can face death doesn't make everything else in life a breeze. It's just a horribly misguided and not at all thought through statement, she's comparing apples and oranges, she's an idiot.
@noneofyourbuizness
@noneofyourbuizness 11 ай бұрын
​@@MintyLime703why are yall getting this shit personnally 😂 Why so sensitive when a woman say something about men . Fragile ass
@ErfingoArmelf
@ErfingoArmelf 11 ай бұрын
Some were courageous enought to go to war (or too fearless). Others were not courageous enought or too unlucky to escape the police 👀
@y.tcensorsyou1964
@y.tcensorsyou1964 Жыл бұрын
Im constantly running through different survival scenarios in my head and how I might react to them.
@MisoSoup__
@MisoSoup__ Жыл бұрын
I run through social situations in my head to prep for them just in case someone talks to me. If I come in unprepared I wont be able to talk at all.
@dnm1016
@dnm1016 Жыл бұрын
That's called catasrophesing
@y.tcensorsyou1964
@y.tcensorsyou1964 Жыл бұрын
@@dnm1016 I didnt literally mean constantly. Its something I do while driving, in the car ect. Its more for fun rather than fear. But i definitely think of scenarios I'd feel fear in though. Idk man, I think ppl are way to quick to put a label on any human behavior. Like depression being treated as a disease instead of a by product of someones shitty life.
@dnm1016
@dnm1016 Жыл бұрын
@@y.tcensorsyou1964 I feel you bro, but then you get people like celebrities who are apparently depressed when they have more money than we will probs ever have combined, they have no problem they cannot fix but their "depressed" OK.
@y.tcensorsyou1964
@y.tcensorsyou1964 Жыл бұрын
@@dnm1016 having money doesnt mean your life is good. It just means you have money to solve money problems. If I were rich I'd be pretty skeptical of who really loved me for me and not my money. If I had money I'd still think about my only sibling's self deletion. My family falling apart and my parents not being around much because of drugs and alcohol.
@gangdelboschetto314
@gangdelboschetto314 3 ай бұрын
17 yo brother is becoming a giga chad
@gabe99er60
@gabe99er60 3 ай бұрын
😭🙏dieing alone is NOT giga chad I would know bro😭🙏
@gangdelboschetto314
@gangdelboschetto314 3 ай бұрын
@@gabe99er60 It depends on your chioses
@gabe99er60
@gabe99er60 3 ай бұрын
@@gangdelboschetto314 bro what?
@gangdelboschetto314
@gangdelboschetto314 3 ай бұрын
@@gabe99er60 You would not be sad dieing alone if you chose it, anyway if you have family and friends you will never be alone
@wespicedmemes
@wespicedmemes 2 ай бұрын
Until she cheats then he goes on a 500 body kill streak breaking hearts left and right creating even more resentful women, who end up getting divorces in the future breaking up their families, resentful children, and the cycle continues.
@blueberyjuice8242
@blueberyjuice8242 Жыл бұрын
"women used to cry when their nudes got leaked, now its 3.99" this one got me holy crap
@juki701
@juki701 Жыл бұрын
Isn't that a good thing?
@IAmGodHimself777
@IAmGodHimself777 Жыл бұрын
@@juki701No. We can get it for free, why the hell pay?
@theviewer4821
@theviewer4821 Жыл бұрын
​@@IAmGodHimself777yeah, just look on sites made for leaks
@juki701
@juki701 Жыл бұрын
@@IAmGodHimself777 coz of the demand obviously.
@LovelyWonderfullyMade
@LovelyWonderfullyMade Жыл бұрын
but yall idiot men still do it lmao. biggest scam of the century. Paying for something every other dude is seeing lmao @@IAmGodHimself777
@colicgam
@colicgam Жыл бұрын
I've already created multi verses baby you too late to put me in a psychic ward😭💀
@_equinoxx_
@_equinoxx_ Жыл бұрын
fr me
@adonian
@adonian Жыл бұрын
Me too, they’ll never find me. I’ll just slip into a different universe 👍🏼
@tripod_boi2056
@tripod_boi2056 Жыл бұрын
Ikr? I got the goddamn lore down to the slightest minute details
@Jas-rt3th
@Jas-rt3th Жыл бұрын
:/ thats not why people go to psychiatric wards.
@jacobwalters498
@jacobwalters498 Жыл бұрын
Tell me what I'm thinking rn
@queensaharaice7376
@queensaharaice7376 Жыл бұрын
That last one caught me off guard😭 I always forget what type of video I should expect from that audio
@cheefkeeflol
@cheefkeeflol Жыл бұрын
Its called clair de lune and its so awesome!
@queensaharaice7376
@queensaharaice7376 Жыл бұрын
@@cheefkeeflol Thanks for the name of it!!
@Yumo_Suki
@Yumo_Suki 3 ай бұрын
The driver was like "nah my day goin too damn well"
@TrumanThomasmkayyy
@TrumanThomasmkayyy 6 ай бұрын
The trump one killed me 💀
@Scr3amapillar
@Scr3amapillar 6 ай бұрын
That guy is a fucking lunatic and should be locked away for the rest of his life.
@fubarexress6359
@fubarexress6359 5 ай бұрын
Trump the type to really help you out and take the nade for ya 😂
@HerpaDerp999
@HerpaDerp999 5 ай бұрын
"SOMEBODY HAD TO DO IT!"
@David-jg1vx
@David-jg1vx 5 ай бұрын
"I AM THE CHOSEN ONE..." 🤡🤦💀
@dakotafrazier2985
@dakotafrazier2985 5 ай бұрын
​@@David-jg1vx "i AM THE CHOSEN ONE" *loses election* : "fake news. I want a recount." 💀
@AnthonyCarrierYouTube
@AnthonyCarrierYouTube 10 ай бұрын
Jokes on you we bob’d at war like that
@eltrolololol2563
@eltrolololol2563 10 ай бұрын
While they bob in the kitchen.
@kristiserrano5714
@kristiserrano5714 10 ай бұрын
@@eltrolololol2563💀💀
@Englandforever555
@Englandforever555 10 ай бұрын
That's why you've never won one.
@supaflywhiteguy7635
@supaflywhiteguy7635 10 ай бұрын
​@salaciouscrumb555 What war have you won exactly?
@a.huminist
@a.huminist 10 ай бұрын
​@@eltrolololol2563 so your mom... In your country it must be a very easy thing.. 💀💀
@sugar_crash6788
@sugar_crash6788 Жыл бұрын
Don't worry, that 13 year old relationship will last like a week. Its basically a middle relationship
@ItsYou-ker
@ItsYou-ker Жыл бұрын
No kidding, if they last longer one of them has got to go cause my lonely ass can’t take that shit, I will use force
@prodzayn
@prodzayn Жыл бұрын
@@ItsYou-ker loser
@KrisThePingu
@KrisThePingu Жыл бұрын
My girlfriends brother had a 1+ year relationship He’s in 6th grade NOW He probably had this one in 5th 😭💀
@Axiz2
@Axiz2 Жыл бұрын
@@KrisThePingu Are you f*cking serious?💀
@bobrosssdad2834
@bobrosssdad2834 Жыл бұрын
@@KrisThePinguif they’re constantly hanging out outside of school, and they’re kissing and not just hugging, holding hands, texting etc, then it’s legit. Otherwise it’s not really dating
@kylewinters4433
@kylewinters4433 4 ай бұрын
"Making up fake scenarios are a sign of a mental illness" Me with my 7 books worth of lore in my brain : "WHAT?!! 🤯"
@MooseOsauras
@MooseOsauras 3 ай бұрын
Bro I've made up an entire sitcom in my head since I was 7 I always said to myself I should write it down in a comic never did still tell my self I'm gonna do it 😭😭
@Altschneider_lt
@Altschneider_lt Жыл бұрын
💀seeing your younger brother have a gf while you been single your whole life is another level of pure pain.
@shutupanddrink3960
@shutupanddrink3960 Жыл бұрын
Yeah but it looks like they're the one who will have lot of pain later on
@Altschneider_lt
@Altschneider_lt Жыл бұрын
@@VampiricBard chill bro. You dont gotta feel bad for me cuz I dont got no lil bro. Lmfao. I was talkin in my homie's standpoint.
@guyfrfr7777
@guyfrfr7777 Жыл бұрын
That relationship aint lasting a week
@mustid.a6134
@mustid.a6134 Жыл бұрын
Thats Haram my brother stay Focus
@Ex-Mohammed_Anwar
@Ex-Mohammed_Anwar Жыл бұрын
Good thing that I don't have younger brother 😅😂😂
@TobiasMathesonRacing
@TobiasMathesonRacing Жыл бұрын
bro let his intrusive thoughts win at the last one edit: i took uranium and ate it and then ate a nucelar bomb and farterd so radioactively that the rats strted going like radio
@smileorgobyebye6330
@smileorgobyebye6330 Жыл бұрын
Bro wanted to park on another car
@rotten6253
@rotten6253 Жыл бұрын
I’ve done something similar if your really tired with clunky shoes on like boots or something you can hit the accelerator and the break at the same time and go flying
@smileorgobyebye6330
@smileorgobyebye6330 Жыл бұрын
@@rotten6253 sounds fun
@topsecret1553
@topsecret1553 Жыл бұрын
Women
@myfarts
@myfarts Жыл бұрын
Impulsive*
@MascotCreationsInc.
@MascotCreationsInc. 8 ай бұрын
Fake scenarios in your head are signs of mental illness: Me who daydreamed an entire movie plot for 15 minutes in class
@Raifi.
@Raifi. 8 ай бұрын
me everyday:
@memedreampotato3380
@memedreampotato3380 8 ай бұрын
Fake scenarios is not a sign of mental illness it's just that more than 50% of the population can no longer do this or have an inside voice
@theguytheman417
@theguytheman417 8 ай бұрын
What was it?
@Im-apple69
@Im-apple69 8 ай бұрын
Me who imagines fake scenarios alot:
@Arandomdude-i3c
@Arandomdude-i3c 8 ай бұрын
Welcome to the psych ward brother💀
@ictpilot
@ictpilot 4 ай бұрын
Okay someone's going to have to explain the keyboard one to me.
@umiifr
@umiifr 3 ай бұрын
It basically spells out P O ® N H U B which is an 18+ site and it's also wet cus you know- a little bit of protein shake got onto it
@I-am-a-donkey
@I-am-a-donkey 3 ай бұрын
Orange and black KZbin btw don’t search
@Sadorisgod
@Sadorisgod 3 ай бұрын
🍑🍆 youtube
@ictpilot
@ictpilot 3 ай бұрын
@@I-am-a-donkey ?????
@mpazinambao2938
@mpazinambao2938 3 ай бұрын
Cornhub with a p instead of c
@Defathomize
@Defathomize Жыл бұрын
"women used to cry when their nudes got leaked, now it's $3.99" 😂😂😂 facts
@shelbylittle5354
@shelbylittle5354 Жыл бұрын
men won't stop so might as well make a profit off of it.
@sunnyroy2818
@sunnyroy2818 Жыл бұрын
@@shelbylittle5354 by selling your soul?
@HarahwazHarpi
@HarahwazHarpi Жыл бұрын
​@@shelbylittle5354make profit by throwing away your dignity. 💀
@fulloffreedomwr8948
@fulloffreedomwr8948 Жыл бұрын
Um yeah I’d rather be the man looking at a lot of nude women than be a woman knowing all these dudes and other girls are looking at your nude body. Sucks to be a woman doesn’t it and it’s not like we forced any woman to do that either women do that to themselves without thinking about the exposure it will do to them lol 😂
@shelbylittle5354
@shelbylittle5354 Жыл бұрын
@@sunnyroy2818 that's not selling your soul? bffr
@simpinrn
@simpinrn Жыл бұрын
the macdonald’s curry sauce dropping was funnier than it should be
@flummoxedbuffoon
@flummoxedbuffoon Жыл бұрын
bro called honey mustard curry sauce
@raeechil
@raeechil Жыл бұрын
Where's the McDonald's you're going to and how much does a 1 bedroom apartment cost around there?
@Em-wk5ns
@Em-wk5ns 11 ай бұрын
The hack how was not a hack for sure 😂😂😂
@simpinrn
@simpinrn 11 ай бұрын
oops💀💀💀
@tupakkaonhyvaa
@tupakkaonhyvaa 11 ай бұрын
Ok
@jimmylepog5133
@jimmylepog5133 Жыл бұрын
"If you dream while sleeping you must be schizophrenic"
@BazukinBelyugovich
@BazukinBelyugovich Жыл бұрын
"If you make plans in your head, you are permanently psychotic"
@shethegurl_shurl4964
@shethegurl_shurl4964 Жыл бұрын
That's what it seems like 😂😂
@heerosanosyuy1173
@heerosanosyuy1173 11 ай бұрын
It's the DMT hitting too hard
@SilkyMilkyOriginal
@SilkyMilkyOriginal 11 ай бұрын
Nice Jimmy Page profile picture
@jimmylepog5133
@jimmylepog5133 11 ай бұрын
@@SilkyMilkyOriginal I love Jimbo
@A_Nobody_with_a_Life
@A_Nobody_with_a_Life 3 ай бұрын
" Bruh I Created Infinite Scenarios Every Day "💀☠️😭
@susicasti4189
@susicasti4189 Жыл бұрын
It is NOT a mental illness, it’s having an IMAGINATION 😭
@raphyszn
@raphyszn Жыл бұрын
stage 1 : denial and coping
@terryriley6410
@terryriley6410 Жыл бұрын
​@@raphyszn FYI the stages of grief are not sequential, they can appear in random order, parallel to each other or have repeats. Thinking there is a "stage 1" or "stage 2" etc is a common misconception that doesn't reflect the studies and conclusions made by the original author (Elisabeth Kübler-Ross) or anyone actually studying this.
@susicasti4189
@susicasti4189 Жыл бұрын
@@raphyszn not y’all believing everything u see on tik tok 😭😩
@susicasti4189
@susicasti4189 Жыл бұрын
@@terryriley6410 he’s clearly talking out his ass let him 😭🤣
@darthvader5022
@darthvader5022 Жыл бұрын
​@@susicasti4189 I mean it's real but it's only when someone spends an unnatural amount of time just making up scenarios and living in a fantasy world in their mind. I think that this is when it's considered a mental illness not just having an active imagination, but of course some person on TikTok saw that and suddenly diagnosed themselves with mental illness just like how they diagnose themselves with ADHD and autism
@ShaggyZoinks
@ShaggyZoinks 7 ай бұрын
Man I'm having out loud conversations with imaginary versions of people I know.
@Samtheman-zt4de
@Samtheman-zt4de 6 ай бұрын
Yoo, I'm not the only one 😂
@ShaggyZoinks
@ShaggyZoinks 6 ай бұрын
@@Samtheman-zt4de tbh, I'm probably on the spectrum I'm just too scared to actually get tested.
@anonymuser95
@anonymuser95 5 ай бұрын
okay that doesn’t sound normal lmao
@ShaggyZoinks
@ShaggyZoinks 5 ай бұрын
@@anonymuser95 it's like thinking outloud, but using two perspectives to process those thoughts.
@lindsaymiller1406
@lindsaymiller1406 5 ай бұрын
@@ShaggyZoinksI do that too. And have done it for as long as I can remember.
@PabloSteuer
@PabloSteuer Жыл бұрын
watching yt shorts for an hour is mental ilness
@bobtyson9106
@bobtyson9106 Жыл бұрын
So is anything else
@SomeOneWhoLikesMusic45
@SomeOneWhoLikesMusic45 Жыл бұрын
I hate that I agree
@alexkoelle9513
@alexkoelle9513 Жыл бұрын
@@bobtyson9106what?
@bobtyson9106
@bobtyson9106 Жыл бұрын
@@alexkoelle9513 not sure
@alexling4347
@alexling4347 Жыл бұрын
Thank you brother for freeing me
@Rocket_Brothers_Gaming
@Rocket_Brothers_Gaming 4 ай бұрын
Bro parked too perfect… He couldn’t let that slide 💀💀
@3_ormorecharacters
@3_ormorecharacters Жыл бұрын
the last one was so unexpected 💀
@kalvinsalmansilalahi4905
@kalvinsalmansilalahi4905 Жыл бұрын
fr
@JonMoody504
@JonMoody504 Жыл бұрын
It was an old lady
@saga_oneil
@saga_oneil Жыл бұрын
bro listened to the voices
@ItsVegaSama
@ItsVegaSama Жыл бұрын
Yeah it was so random I couldn’t stop myself from laughing
@myyoutube129
@myyoutube129 Жыл бұрын
My jaw dropped lol
@justabagofcheetos
@justabagofcheetos 10 ай бұрын
"Men used to go to war" What? War is a good thing now? 💀
@AndrD1406
@AndrD1406 10 ай бұрын
Men still go to war, they have been going to war
@booperdooper9762
@booperdooper9762 10 ай бұрын
It's implying that they used to do something worthwhile with your time.
@AveTrueToCaesar8212
@AveTrueToCaesar8212 10 ай бұрын
@@booperdooper9762 Women used to not be so self centred and resentful of their biologies that they demonised childbirth, their most valuable asset.
@Adriano-il3gx
@Adriano-il3gx 10 ай бұрын
Feminist logic 😂
@edbane1656
@edbane1656 10 ай бұрын
We all know what women do when their men go to war, they too have a bodycount to raise.
@DavisNorman-f6r
@DavisNorman-f6r 8 ай бұрын
The sauce flipping over onto the table killed me
@beanlegume9965
@beanlegume9965 8 ай бұрын
I scrolled through all the comments just to find yours.
@Joe-vz1ck
@Joe-vz1ck 7 ай бұрын
and them just to double down and dip the fries into whatever is left. that was the funniest clip
@donaldmiller4386
@donaldmiller4386 6 ай бұрын
And it kills me to know utterly stupid things can amuse people
@Joe-vz1ck
@Joe-vz1ck 6 ай бұрын
@@donaldmiller4386 having a sense of humor helps
@donaldmiller4386
@donaldmiller4386 6 ай бұрын
@@Joe-vz1ck will I have a sense of humor just not an utterly stupid one
@Eva-h9p8n
@Eva-h9p8n 4 ай бұрын
“Making fake scenarios in your head is a mental illness” Meanwhile me who has created a literal multiverse in my head and has been living in it since the age of 8
@Tornado2409
@Tornado2409 Жыл бұрын
I make scenarios about chicks who I can't even talk to because they ain't real. I definitely have a mental disorder.
@officalJesusChrist
@officalJesusChrist Жыл бұрын
that's called daydreamer
@Redbird_
@Redbird_ Жыл бұрын
Relatable , sadly 💀💀💀
@MSG-Dom
@MSG-Dom Жыл бұрын
Join the club big man 💀
@kingarthur1217
@kingarthur1217 Жыл бұрын
You’re not alone
@CreamyBeige
@CreamyBeige Жыл бұрын
Chicks 😆
@disco_depression
@disco_depression Жыл бұрын
The McDonald's fry one made me lose it cause it's exactly what I was thinking 💀💀 how tf is the sauce supposed to stay on that little board thing
@benignobrionesiii
@benignobrionesiii Жыл бұрын
I knew that flap was going to fold with the sauce. We seen it coming.
@slymz2141
@slymz2141 Жыл бұрын
I think its for ketchup but I could be wrong. I dont think they though about someone using something other than that lol.
@BreakFeast01
@BreakFeast01 Жыл бұрын
Bro everyone was thinking that your are not special
@jaycehumphries
@jaycehumphries Жыл бұрын
I was straight faced the entire video n I started crying 😂😂
@CadillacDriver
@CadillacDriver Жыл бұрын
​@@slymz2141 it's not "for" anything. It's just shaped for aesthetics and for ease of use when putting the fries in.
@josesworld6777
@josesworld6777 11 ай бұрын
Last one had me rolling 💀
@francisnasayao9553
@francisnasayao9553 11 ай бұрын
I didn't get it
@theokay1
@theokay1 11 ай бұрын
How the hell did she manage to destroy her husbands car so quickly
@moms_spaghetti7755
@moms_spaghetti7755 11 ай бұрын
No it didn't
@Mayank-jh8xs
@Mayank-jh8xs 10 ай бұрын
It is the fucked up tesla sensors
@ndanother1
@ndanother1 10 ай бұрын
I think it was a Porsche and perhaps the driver thought, he was in reverse gear. Shit happens.
@Julia-v3p2x
@Julia-v3p2x 4 ай бұрын
Making up fake scenarios is literally the only joy I can afford for free
@Typical-Greek
@Typical-Greek 8 ай бұрын
Bro im creating an entire game plot and character in my head, I continue the story randomly everyday 💀
@tristanschulbaum801
@tristanschulbaum801 8 ай бұрын
Bro same
@rodrigoandorinha9259
@rodrigoandorinha9259 7 ай бұрын
Its so much fun
@tristanschulbaum801
@tristanschulbaum801 7 ай бұрын
@@rodrigoandorinha9259 especially when you're the main character
@Typical-Greek
@Typical-Greek 7 ай бұрын
At this point I've made like 3 entire games inside my head
@rodrigoandorinha9259
@rodrigoandorinha9259 7 ай бұрын
@@tristanschulbaum801 Exactly, but sometimes i like to be the "viewer" or narrator Just playing a movie while my teacher is talking about the fridge she got 2 years ago
@NightInACity
@NightInACity 9 ай бұрын
Men used to go to wars, and women used to stay at home, and now they both come to the club and do like this 🕺💃
@ammagon4519
@ammagon4519 9 ай бұрын
Based
@billyrj973
@billyrj973 9 ай бұрын
Clubs, bars and dancing to socialize have existed since before Jesus Christ.
@Pakchats123
@Pakchats123 9 ай бұрын
Yeah but during those times these stuff used to me haram/prohibited
@nortonman5238
@nortonman5238 9 ай бұрын
Women used to clean the house and take care of all the chores and kids now they just go to clubs and post TikToks 😅
@rustyshackleford7503
@rustyshackleford7503 9 ай бұрын
​​@@billyrj973that's a vast generalization. They're were no women grinding or twerking back then. They also wore full length dresses. Nice try though.
@DaRatsz
@DaRatsz Жыл бұрын
If making up fake scenarios in my head means I'm mentally ill, then I'm an Arkham Asylum level threat and the joker don't got nothing on me.
@ThatRandomError
@ThatRandomError 11 ай бұрын
it's really only when you make fake scenarios of the very worst possible situation it is a mental illness
@halfassranch8363
@halfassranch8363 11 ай бұрын
Actually you are harmless to society but detrimental to yourself.
@geedeebeejay
@geedeebeejay 11 ай бұрын
​@halfassranch8363 you must not be from the USA
@Jakel02
@Jakel02 11 ай бұрын
​@@geedeebeejayLMAO
@ThatOneOddGuy
@ThatOneOddGuy 11 ай бұрын
I've been doing this and more since I was 5
@AAS_OreO24
@AAS_OreO24 2 ай бұрын
That fries hack made me choke on my melon 😂
@crispyblindead2413
@crispyblindead2413 11 ай бұрын
Men still go to war, Stacy, and you’re still single getting drunk in clubs at 33.
@endergamerplayz100
@endergamerplayz100 10 ай бұрын
oof
@zlinkkk
@zlinkkk 10 ай бұрын
underrated comment
@matthewwilson5019
@matthewwilson5019 10 ай бұрын
and asking where are all the good men at
@carrela1000
@carrela1000 10 ай бұрын
Lol you have no idea how old she is plus there are men going to clubs in their 30s and 40s and women that go to war so you make no sense 😂
@deegs1749
@deegs1749 10 ай бұрын
@@carrela1000where the hell you see a woman suited up on the front lines?
@JeremyPorcelain
@JeremyPorcelain Жыл бұрын
yes, the masculine urge to browse the internet, finding pictures of burning pho
@whiskey_llama360
@whiskey_llama360 Жыл бұрын
What?
@AD-oi2bz
@AD-oi2bz Жыл бұрын
It's burn pho the I is dusty
@joogullae3456
@joogullae3456 Жыл бұрын
I thought it was up0rn
@joogullae3456
@joogullae3456 Жыл бұрын
Its pornhub
@tobyrader343
@tobyrader343 Жыл бұрын
it's porbhun
@walkerwoods6104
@walkerwoods6104 Жыл бұрын
I’m 17 and my ass can’t even get to the talking stage
@nosferatu24
@nosferatu24 Жыл бұрын
19 and still waiting 😢
@einfach_nur_nico
@einfach_nur_nico Жыл бұрын
I'm going to die alone
@aerdeth
@aerdeth Жыл бұрын
20 🗿
@lawsen3719
@lawsen3719 Жыл бұрын
@@nosferatu24 19, we'll get there one day.
@AW-xc1xc
@AW-xc1xc Жыл бұрын
20 and a girl 💀
@scottyroc26
@scottyroc26 4 ай бұрын
That parking job took me out!!!😂😂😂😂
@itscontent4522
@itscontent4522 Жыл бұрын
Until them beds together in mc, shit ain’t official
@pasta4u2
@pasta4u2 Жыл бұрын
God, he spittin😩🙏🏻
@plack_benis382
@plack_benis382 Жыл бұрын
What is this supposed to mean?
@itscontent4522
@itscontent4522 Жыл бұрын
@@plack_benis382 :/
@sammyallsosa
@sammyallsosa Жыл бұрын
​@plack_ benis we've lost you brother.....🥺
@fulvor778
@fulvor778 Жыл бұрын
@@plack_benis382 until their beds are together in Minecraft, like a married couple would have their beds together in real life. he spittin means he's telling the truth.
@infinitelyascending
@infinitelyascending Жыл бұрын
The car driver doesnt need an oscar, he needs driver’s ed
@notmanciv5016
@notmanciv5016 Жыл бұрын
He needs a DUI
@angelinadiaz529
@angelinadiaz529 Жыл бұрын
Am i the only one that thought that looked like driving in Roblox 😅
@gizmodog3594
@gizmodog3594 Жыл бұрын
It’s a female teenager don’t understand why the parents let her drive that car too much hp for her
@sonny7821
@sonny7821 Жыл бұрын
@@gizmodog3594what does hp gotta do with it?
@iamstrange7757
@iamstrange7757 Жыл бұрын
​@@sonny7821 uh so it's electric car that has instant power when u hit the gas so I see why
@nicksperience9698
@nicksperience9698 Жыл бұрын
You got me with the Porsche and the background music. Well edited 🤣
@vincentmackinnon3601
@vincentmackinnon3601 Жыл бұрын
what song was was it Claire de lune
@jcon2060
@jcon2060 Жыл бұрын
It was so sudden and that McD was so stupid that got me
@niilop1107
@niilop1107 Жыл бұрын
​@@vincentmackinnon3601 yes
@vincentmackinnon3601
@vincentmackinnon3601 Жыл бұрын
@@niilop1107 my dad guessed it and we seached it up and found that then flight facilities version of it and then went to Moonlight Sonata then found homeworld song
@mxthegodly
@mxthegodly Жыл бұрын
npc ahh comment
@PurpleMoon799
@PurpleMoon799 3 ай бұрын
men learning about consent
@TheBannaner
@TheBannaner Жыл бұрын
Talking to a girl is definitely the hardest part of getting a girl
@IHateZoophiles297
@IHateZoophiles297 Жыл бұрын
Bro how
@idanesquivel487
@idanesquivel487 Жыл бұрын
@@IHateZoophiles297 idk
@viktorbihar5384
@viktorbihar5384 Жыл бұрын
​@@IHateZoophiles297You got a girl?
@etherealhawk
@etherealhawk Жыл бұрын
When you're not in school it's hard to meet women who would chat to strangers
@riko_0
@riko_0 Жыл бұрын
ong 😭
@GGGONEXT67
@GGGONEXT67 10 ай бұрын
"I know my worth 💅" You sure do its 5.99 a month
@nutoutpizzadthehut
@nutoutpizzadthehut 9 ай бұрын
*Including taxes
@BlueberrySummertime
@BlueberrySummertime 9 ай бұрын
There are men on only fans too…
@GGGONEXT67
@GGGONEXT67 9 ай бұрын
@@BlueberrySummertime oh yeah, let's check the ratio on that real quick.... The exception doesn't make the rule
@konstantinospentespitis9691
@konstantinospentespitis9691 9 ай бұрын
​@@BlueberrySummertimeand some billionaires dropped out of school but that doesn't mean you should too. They are the exception not the majority
@jaderivas685
@jaderivas685 9 ай бұрын
Sexism at it finest 💅
@mcoreotims2509
@mcoreotims2509 Жыл бұрын
“Woman used to stay home and watch the kids now they shake their ass like this”
@maikor9423
@maikor9423 Жыл бұрын
Exactly
@r_a_i_n_w_a_t_e_r2278
@r_a_i_n_w_a_t_e_r2278 Жыл бұрын
Uhm what.... Men used to go to war now they're useless
@rose-yeah
@rose-yeah Жыл бұрын
Women now, stay at home, watch the kids, shake their ass, kill men, faulsy accuse men, rape men( sorry, women cannot rape men). Women do everything.
@pilot778spartan3
@pilot778spartan3 Жыл бұрын
Zamn
@RefinedRandy
@RefinedRandy Жыл бұрын
BROOOOO you didn't have to do them like that 😂😂 but its totally valid and I'm all here for it 💀 Love seeing my red pilled brothers wrecking these feminists in the comments.
@J_Krazy
@J_Krazy 3 ай бұрын
If making scenarios in my head is an illness: Me who does it 24/7: 💀
@paradiseisland69
@paradiseisland69 11 ай бұрын
Dude i am 21, and i cant get beyond the eye contact state 😂🤣. Thanks for the likes, i was shocked about the amount.
@neithvoid
@neithvoid 11 ай бұрын
bro same lmao
@ZimbabweanBugbite
@ZimbabweanBugbite 10 ай бұрын
Somehow I’ve been blessed up, meanwhile my 30 year old sister hasn’t talked to a dude besides me this year
@sandrajones8245
@sandrajones8245 10 ай бұрын
🤔 why though? its not that hard. Ok honestly, this is what you do, when you go outside to the park/coffee shop/mall/train station/ anywhere, and you see a cute girl, just ask her a Q? One that's not sexual and make it optioned, e.g. "excuse me where do you think I should go?" New York or Paris? Then whatever one she picks, pick the opposite, and ask why? Say something like "really, why did you choose there?" "Really, I'm going to have to ask you for 3 reasons why?" Then after, give the reasons why you think the other choice is better, but then say its really difficult to decide. Cool, you've broken the ice, how do you keep the conversation going? Say something like "you know what, let me have your number/ig/snapchat/ etc and I tell you what I decided. 95% of the time you'll get her details. It does get harder, though not impossible. If you want meet up again Say something along the lines of "I thought our interactions (make sure its more then once, females are attracted by attendance) have been really good, it be good if you came out with me to ......., how's that sound?" A yes, happy days, keep moving forward, a no doesn't mean its the end of the world, because you didn't ask her out, you asked if she could come. Lastly, and most importantly, how many sperm can a man ejaculate at one time? 300-500m, and all you need is one to hit the jackpot, so if she fails, shrug it off and go for another. It really helps if the both of you go somewhere already, then you already have something talk about, but it's not the end if you don't.
@LaDimplez91
@LaDimplez91 10 ай бұрын
Just give a nice smile to a girl you like. Then, after a few days, hand her a note saying, "You're so beautiful. And I'm so shy, but I wanted to tell you." Girls love that cute nerdy shit. Trust me.
@ZimbabweanBugbite
@ZimbabweanBugbite 10 ай бұрын
@@LaDimplez91 but the main thing you gotta remember is, if she don’t like you she don’t like you, method ain’t everything, but this is good advice tho
@tembodiaz
@tembodiaz 10 ай бұрын
Someone should tell that chick that men still go to war.
@HighOnPoint412
@HighOnPoint412 10 ай бұрын
Why do people think that war is not a thing anymore we just ended a long ass war in the middle east plus what is going on in Ukraine, Israel, and Sudan.
@Dead_Again1313
@Dead_Again1313 10 ай бұрын
They live in their own fantasy world
@squatchfromearth4076
@squatchfromearth4076 10 ай бұрын
She's probably put there raising her body count as we speak
@angelasaes
@angelasaes 9 ай бұрын
@@squatchfromearth4076no bitches?
@user-uc4vg4rg9e
@user-uc4vg4rg9e 9 ай бұрын
@@HighOnPoint412 a strong disagreement it seems
@ailius1520
@ailius1520 Жыл бұрын
Men used to come back from war and be lifted up as leaders of the community. Now men who come back from war become outcasts.
@rappadapp
@rappadapp Жыл бұрын
Which war was that? The only soldiers that was lifted as leaders were the ones who saw no action🤷🏾‍♂️
@AanKattoa
@AanKattoa Жыл бұрын
*Rambo has joined the chat*
@ailius1520
@ailius1520 Жыл бұрын
@@rappadapp WW II and earlier.
@tdcfc
@tdcfc Жыл бұрын
War good, peace bad.
@Codeman22
@Codeman22 Жыл бұрын
They were still outcasts back then, especially ones with horrible injuries.
@THEGOAT-zb9gt
@THEGOAT-zb9gt 3 ай бұрын
The only men will understand part got me nodding my head in approval 💀
@hamikostar
@hamikostar 3 ай бұрын
PLEASE EXPALLAIAN!!! im so curirorus bro im dydiiding to knwo
@THEGOAT-zb9gt
@THEGOAT-zb9gt 3 ай бұрын
@@hamikostarare you serious? And are you a girl?
@CountryMusicObsessor-m4g
@CountryMusicObsessor-m4g 3 ай бұрын
​@@hamikostar I'm a guy myself and I don't understand 😂
@CountryMusicObsessor-m4g
@CountryMusicObsessor-m4g 3 ай бұрын
​@@hamikostar I'm a guy myself and I don't understand 😂
@umiifr
@umiifr 3 ай бұрын
Bro it spells out po®nhub which is an 18+ site if ykyk
@arkonem2933
@arkonem2933 Жыл бұрын
Men still go to war.
@ENVT_Kitsu
@ENVT_Kitsu Жыл бұрын
As a US Army Infantryman, I thank you for this Love from Germany 🇩🇪🇺🇸🫡
@Cadencepp
@Cadencepp Жыл бұрын
So do women lol
@its_rozez
@its_rozez Жыл бұрын
@@Cadencepp no shit lol
@jacobkendall9895
@jacobkendall9895 Жыл бұрын
@@Cadencepp both obv. doesn’t make the intentions behind the comment any less true
@scott4868
@scott4868 Жыл бұрын
@@ENVT_Kitsu yeah? What war you taking part in over at Germany right now?
@DestroyerApollyon
@DestroyerApollyon 11 ай бұрын
Bro really doesn’t know that women visit the hub too
@beauty.belle_19
@beauty.belle_19 10 ай бұрын
HELPP
@olivetreeisland
@olivetreeisland 10 ай бұрын
Thought the Same
@MarieAndHerDogs
@MarieAndHerDogs 10 ай бұрын
Ikr
@yomama-mf
@yomama-mf 10 ай бұрын
People who watch that shit need mental help
@themadlags
@themadlags 10 ай бұрын
REAALLLL
@lina.diamondton
@lina.diamondton 10 ай бұрын
The last clip had me crying laughing 😭
@endofthelineOFFICIAL_ALT
@endofthelineOFFICIAL_ALT 9 ай бұрын
Same
@OhWizzer
@OhWizzer 9 ай бұрын
I genuinely wanna know what was going on inside that car
@lina.diamondton
@lina.diamondton 9 ай бұрын
@@OhWizzer he let his intrusive thoughts win, thats for sure-
@OhWizzer
@OhWizzer 9 ай бұрын
@lina.diamondton yeah sounds about right. One day I'll probably do the same thing haha 😄
@alaynawalters1765
@alaynawalters1765 9 ай бұрын
SAMEEE
@Chambalam
@Chambalam 4 ай бұрын
It's more of a coping mechanism than a sign of a mental illness. Please refrain from sharing misinformation.
@VoidiumTheEye
@VoidiumTheEye 4 ай бұрын
It's a meme bro, not meant to be taken seriously 😂😂
@zacke3443
@zacke3443 Жыл бұрын
Women never used to go to war, yet mock men for trying to enjoy peacetime.
@thatlldodonkeh
@thatlldodonkeh Жыл бұрын
You are the chosen one, someone had to say it.
@BeardyGit89
@BeardyGit89 Жыл бұрын
Women used to clean the house and spit out babies and now they put she/her on their profiles.
@ayofrtho7014
@ayofrtho7014 Жыл бұрын
​@@BeardyGit89 "spit out babies" wow, you must have a lot of respect for women & their role in mother nature. THAT language is exactly why things are so off balance. Keep up the hate, youll definitely help society push forward 💪🔥🔥
@samaritan_sys
@samaritan_sys Жыл бұрын
@@ayofrtho7014 She’s not going to f@ck you, dude. Stop white-knighting.
@YRO.
@YRO. Жыл бұрын
​@@ayofrtho7014 Yeah, it's definitely that guy's fault this gender war is happening.
@Sulerwog
@Sulerwog Жыл бұрын
Some men *still* go to war
@tohfaeid1234
@tohfaeid1234 Жыл бұрын
*many
@miked1869
@miked1869 Жыл бұрын
As do some women.
@tohfaeid1234
@tohfaeid1234 Жыл бұрын
@@miked1869 agreed
@VveeImuri
@VveeImuri Жыл бұрын
​@@miked1869 a lot more men go to war
@Lizewski213
@Lizewski213 Жыл бұрын
Agreed
@xxdarkxx9807
@xxdarkxx9807 Жыл бұрын
Bro whenever i watch these things i never laugh but the last one 😂
@michealgamez117
@michealgamez117 Жыл бұрын
Same bro all of them were like meh.. then the fucking last one
@DaDabewy
@DaDabewy Жыл бұрын
EXACTLY
@thedarksaber
@thedarksaber Жыл бұрын
​@@michealgamez117guarantee they do it on purpose
@saga_oneil
@saga_oneil Жыл бұрын
YES it's even worse when you've already seen the last clip but it's still the only one you're laughing at lmao
@sylvia786
@sylvia786 Жыл бұрын
ikr the last meme was so funny
@NitroCodes
@NitroCodes 4 ай бұрын
Question: what's the music in the "men used to go to war, now they bob in clubs like this" section?
@ichbrauchmehrkaffee5785
@ichbrauchmehrkaffee5785 Жыл бұрын
I bet those men back then would've loved to go to the club instead of being mowed down by artilery fire at the front lines ^^
@Will_Rules
@Will_Rules Жыл бұрын
i agree. Most men wouldve loved to just stay home if there wasnt a war
@davidplatenkamp
@davidplatenkamp Жыл бұрын
@@Will_Rules there is no war if everybody refuses to go
@Will_Rules
@Will_Rules Жыл бұрын
@@davidplatenkamp ya because the side that doesnt even fight loses.
@davidplatenkamp
@davidplatenkamp Жыл бұрын
@@Will_Rules loses what? A contest?
@user-zr7cm3ni3s
@user-zr7cm3ni3s Жыл бұрын
@@davidplatenkamp their family gets nuked by one guy in a large house
@lukethesecond7
@lukethesecond7 Жыл бұрын
Those same men when they get back from war: "honey why is the baby black"
@haifafarras8540
@haifafarras8540 Жыл бұрын
Lmaoo
@pilot778spartan3
@pilot778spartan3 Жыл бұрын
For some reason this made me imagine a tourist shop with “charcoal dipped chocolate meat babies on a stick”
@PRKAIN
@PRKAIN Жыл бұрын
@@pilot778spartan3☠️
@MANJYOMETHUNDER111
@MANJYOMETHUNDER111 Жыл бұрын
Wow, racist AND misogynist in like 15 words. New record for being a shitty human being
@shironhel7184
@shironhel7184 Жыл бұрын
NAHHHHHH 💀
@burgessaaron3483
@burgessaaron3483 Жыл бұрын
Quiet kid be saving ammo for the next day
@LIGHTNINGhihi
@LIGHTNINGhihi 11 ай бұрын
Lmao
@D3xterJettster
@D3xterJettster 11 ай бұрын
Gotta save the environment too
@badoor1295
@badoor1295 10 ай бұрын
He felt sorry for the janitor working to clean the hallway
@donnotdanscience4801
@donnotdanscience4801 10 ай бұрын
man 7.62x39 be mad expensive these days...
@pudgbee8218
@pudgbee8218 10 ай бұрын
The song name plese ive been seaching for 3 days now
@jacebrogden3490
@jacebrogden3490 4 ай бұрын
Bob in the club?? I’m on the dance floor getting a circle going hyping people up
@KTC12490
@KTC12490 10 ай бұрын
Bruh that ice cube quiet kid is nuts 😂
@taylormarsell7186
@taylormarsell7186 10 ай бұрын
Underrated comment
@baconsoldier3876
@baconsoldier3876 9 ай бұрын
"Today I didn't even have to use my AK. I gonna say, it wasn't good day"
@cringegaming7849
@cringegaming7849 10 ай бұрын
THE MACDONALDS SAUCE 😭😭😭😭 Edit: guys I’m British, most of us say Mac Donald’s, not mick Donald’s, Ty for the likes tho ☺️ Edit 2: guys can you stop arguing please, I spelt the word McDonald’s wrong. It was a one letter mistake🗿
@SturnioloTriplet1
@SturnioloTriplet1 10 ай бұрын
Help😂😂😂
@daviddawn9043
@daviddawn9043 10 ай бұрын
Haha education mcds
@Colin0scopy
@Colin0scopy 10 ай бұрын
Shit took me OUT 😂
@2322zelda
@2322zelda 10 ай бұрын
THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST ONE 😫😂😂😂😫😫💀💀💀💀
@gamertag5.014
@gamertag5.014 10 ай бұрын
Fr
@Puppet-4
@Puppet-4 Жыл бұрын
The first one. I must be the human definition of mental illness😅
@ms.pirate
@ms.pirate Жыл бұрын
I don't wanna be cured then. If being cured means going back as a fragile dear
@Puppet-4
@Puppet-4 Жыл бұрын
@@ms.pirate me neither😂
@looksnormal
@looksnormal Жыл бұрын
being imaginative is not a mental illnesses
@notagain3732
@notagain3732 Жыл бұрын
You have been summoned
@ryounin9192
@ryounin9192 Жыл бұрын
Everyone dreams of becoming a billionaire/superhero/etc., if imagining stuff makes u a mentally illed person then every goddamn child is one
@MagnumBullets47
@MagnumBullets47 5 ай бұрын
I didnt know that Bob was a verb.
@mastabas
@mastabas 5 ай бұрын
What does a buoy do?
@Britneyspears2412
@Britneyspears2412 4 ай бұрын
Oh god
@mariahmonique4904
@mariahmonique4904 4 ай бұрын
Bob n weave
@JaydenHolland-wo4fd
@JaydenHolland-wo4fd 4 ай бұрын
@@mastabas They don't know what that is, probably.
@Resident_Nightlord
@Resident_Nightlord Жыл бұрын
id rather bob at a club like that than get my legs blown off by a landmine
@carsonhunt4642
@carsonhunt4642 Жыл бұрын
Yea that one was cringe because women also used to be worth more and not just gross hoes that go to clubs and have tattoos. Maybe the men would wanna fight more wars if the women were worth it 😭
@nothinyaseehere9449
@nothinyaseehere9449 Жыл бұрын
Hey mate both my legs were blown off n I’d rather that than bob at a club like that.. I like having self respect…
@ChadAV69
@ChadAV69 Жыл бұрын
@@nothinyaseehere9449 I hope you get better soon
@nothinyaseehere9449
@nothinyaseehere9449 Жыл бұрын
@@ChadAV69 thanks mate I’m better now it was 5 years ago
@faifailemu3136
@faifailemu3136 Жыл бұрын
@@ChadAV69 get better soon? whats he gonna do? grow fucking limbs?
@ubermaster134
@ubermaster134 10 ай бұрын
I love that side eye the brother made. Dude knows exactly what's going on.
@idontgiveah00t
@idontgiveah00t 10 ай бұрын
IM SAYING. My reaction was visceral. There was SO much shade in that one glance lmfao
@husnaliyana8393
@husnaliyana8393 10 ай бұрын
That bro's gf could be his someday Who knows...
@dascreeb5205
@dascreeb5205 Жыл бұрын
I need more goofy audioless car videos with claire de lune in the background.
@eurobeat90
@eurobeat90 Жыл бұрын
Same here
@mattmartin7028
@mattmartin7028 Жыл бұрын
It was the funniest one out of these
@Dienices
@Dienices Жыл бұрын
Same
@Captian_crunch
@Captian_crunch 5 ай бұрын
The last one is probably me right after I get my drivers license
@Efsaaneh
@Efsaaneh Жыл бұрын
"Men used to go to war" is an extremely ass statement. My country went to war 3 years ago, 3000 men died and still do because of landmines, all to protect our land. War is terrible
@notrhythm
@notrhythm Жыл бұрын
as if going to war and dying for political leaders is some achievement lmao
@notrhythm
@notrhythm Жыл бұрын
didnt mean to disrespect tho
@bobbob1568
@bobbob1568 Жыл бұрын
​@@notrhythm some ppl fight to defend their land
@notrhythm
@notrhythm Жыл бұрын
@@bobbob1568 yes i would fight for my land too but my problem is with people saying shit like "kids used to do child labor and now they play in playgrounds" like huh.
@maamn9136
@maamn9136 Жыл бұрын
what does any of this have to do with the video
@GravityAP
@GravityAP Жыл бұрын
Nothing wrong with bobbing. When you’re a lil bit gone just feeling the base feels really good.
@99hank97
@99hank97 Жыл бұрын
Replicates the bass from the regular trench bombings 😂
@essennagerry
@essennagerry Жыл бұрын
Yeah also I'd rather men do stupid silly things than *go to war.* Can we like stop with that? Like when some people say oh yeah women have it hard for such and such issue but men have it hard for other issues e.g. *they go to war.* I'm just like ok can we please have inequality then, please stop going to war? It's so glossed over I feel? We just casually mention it when talking about other issues... war is horrible. The bad guys are fighting for something too, we're the bad guys to them. The heroism of people who died in war - I can't really comment encouraging words to the loved ones because I just think their death was enragingly unnecessary or more like it should have been a way bigger priority to avoid it along with all the other deaths.
@essennagerry
@essennagerry Жыл бұрын
I realize I wrote a whole rant on a tanget but I'm avoiding chores you see
@boogalooter7280
@boogalooter7280 Жыл бұрын
Bitch wants people to go to war so bad she can, lmao
@logeyperogi1805
@logeyperogi1805 Жыл бұрын
17 yo sister with a boyfriend Meanwhile I’m 20 and the one time I got a date, God dropped a pandemic on our asses
@ClaytonTheCracker
@ClaytonTheCracker Жыл бұрын
Aye I'm the same age as your sister but we still legal mamas 😘
@ClaytonTheCracker
@ClaytonTheCracker Жыл бұрын
We can make it work fr tho
@Car.V1
@Car.V1 Жыл бұрын
​@@ClaytonTheCracker Bro your're trying to chat a guy up probably 💀
@Flesh_Wizard
@Flesh_Wizard Жыл бұрын
God really said "nah bro sorry" 💀
@ClaytonTheCracker
@ClaytonTheCracker Жыл бұрын
@@Car.V1 Im aware of the possibility but it's worth a try, 20 seconds of typing really isn't all that much
@JustUrAverageClonnyFan
@JustUrAverageClonnyFan 3 ай бұрын
NAH I WHY DID I DECIPHER THAT KEYBOARD ON RIGHT AWAY😭😭😭😭
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