memes i found while eating my oatmeal

Timestamps:
0:00 - I was delayed
0:33 - survival games be like
0:44 - glitch found, please reboot
1:02 - sometimes the simplest tricks work best
1:36 - girlfriend plays with her xbox friend
2:18 - my whole childhood is a lie
2:45 - food will always come first
2:56 - english practice

[@ibiza1290]

That's was the most casual police getaway I've ever seen.

[@Phelan666]

Press X to blend in.

[@vibsh625]

Ikr must be some European country.

[@alex-sm6zh]

@@vibsh625 japan, actually

[@walkingman8943]

Full speed for the moped

[@Silvyya]

man the Japanese cops are just too nice

[@IsaacFoster..]

- hey , how was your trip ? - ｂｌｕｅ

[@lloidie]

- woop, b l u e

[@elleanoredebbie2958]

She nailed it

[@giakhanhle2532]

I dont get it T_T

[@Athanatoi]

@@giakhanhle2532 There is a subtitle above the guy's head. The guy read the text when it's red and the girl supposed to read it when it's blue

[@Dash101]

In her defence, that was what he instructed her to say, and this coming from someone without the excuse of English being a second language

[@Corrupted]

"Whats his rank?" I love this

[@BlizzHere]

CORRUPTED WAS MACHST DU HIER?

[@miniloaf2274]

They ask that a lot in CS:GO I always say Dirt 3 :) Im silver 1 btw

[@agestatsega]

Oh No, My KZbin Account Is Corrupted.

[@cooperlittlehales6268]

"I remember being gold like 8 years ago" idk why I found that so funny

[@hardcorerbSUD]

XDDD

[@elleanoredebbie2958]

I guess it seems like he's competing something

[@davidsantiago7808]

@@elleanoredebbie2958 well if your wife is a gamer she will usually somewhat respect people who are good at games. Depends on the woman tho.

[@elleanoredebbie2958]

@@davidsantiago7808 nahh I'm the good player

[@IKNOKWORLDWIDE]

"We in a pamaramma"

[@Irrelavant__]

B L U E

[@HushtheMag]

Wow! It's almost like we saw the same video!

[@Praetoreon]

“Hey, how was your trip?” “Blue!’ I died 😵🤣

[@SebastianPappG]

The scooter guy is the best lol

[@notarmchairhistorian7779]

Mad respect for that motorcycle duke.

[@kamirupl]

I will never look at Gandalf the same way...

[@lookawayorneverlookagain]

The guy escaped that cop like he doing it daily

[@Catastropheshe]

2:54 that legs 🤣🤣🤣

[@-Prakriti]

😹😹😹

[@brandonjerome]

Those floating plane videos are nutz

[@agestatsega]

2:42 Her Reaction Is Priceless Lmao.

[@generaltobias3777]

What flavor was your oatmeal?

[@MemeTycoon]

raisin

[@willielast]

@@MemeTycoon apple & raisin you mean?

[@jasper-tobyabyss4595]

Blue

[@dovebby]

dinosaur egg

[@Brilliance-STOCK]

red

[@stijn5783]

Song in the begin is: Halcyon Noisia, The Upbeats

[@aaah9486]

"We in a panorama right now" so it was all the matrix, huh?

[@dominics.4474]

Shut up meatball

[@midamulti-tool3656]

ok Dominic

[@foxonoxengames757]

I love the beginning with Gandalf! Why didn't you meet us? Oh Frodo.... I'm sorry....I was delayed. (Gandalf Raving) Hahahaha! I LMAO at that one!

[@Imbecomingreal]

0:34 how it be in survival games

[@zoheirmohamed4132]

The rocket league dude got me

[@DJAPE-vq5jw]

1:02 this man is a god

[@みなみ南-s6e]

I think that area is from Japan, Izumisano City, Osaka Prefecture.

[@zcr3tical7]

Hey, how was your trip? B L U U U

[@-Prakriti]

@Moisturizer is that goku in your profile picture But who is in back of him Boo?

[@a.N.....]

The plane seeming floating in mid air I have witnessed that before it was surreal I didnt understand if it was going so slow ir it was stopped as I was driving by on the free way but man I felt thay

[@SniperZaku]

It's perspective. Happens when car and plane at moving opposite directions... Your line of sight pivots on a near fixed center giving the appearance of a plane floating in midair

[@brandonjerome]

@@SniperZaku In this video (link👇) kzbin.info/www/bejne/qaDRlqepbaqsaJI @ 1:29 They aren't driving

[@TheAviationGuyID]

@@brandonjerome thats fake

[@brandonjerome]

@@TheAviationGuyID and the ones where people are driving are the real ones? 🤣🤣😂

[@TheAviationGuyID]

@@brandonjerome yes

[@Catastropheshe]

Plane glitched 🤣

[@M1XEDBAG]

“Please stop” lmao I’m fucking crying

[@wojurera3131]

Primal Fiancé Alpha mode Engaged 💍 (Unintentional Pun)

[@John_Conner222]

ngl the thumbnail for this video had me rolling

[@samueljett7807]

Ik! No one else is talking about it

[@benrosenberg3489]

Wish this panorama would end sometime

[@cinammon4924]

Guy: I'll say red, you will say blue. Girl: Okokokok. *short inhale of preparation* Guy: "Hey, how was your trip?" Girl: *inhales deeply out of panick* BLUE

[@RuralChemist]

Cant be using toilet paper like that cause we in a panorama.......

[@-C-]

Last girls has had some -sniff- before class

[@politicfish925]

How nervous she looks as she says blue makes it

[@agestatsega]

1:02 Modern Problems Requires Modern Solutions

[@pan-pot7259]

What a adorable police car

[@stankyleg5662]

?

[@FadleLight]

3:10 he just has 10 billion ping don't mind him

[@MrTerror923]

1:08 her siren sounded like her moaning...

[@HushtheMag]

Normie tier.

[@Gredddfe]

Ahh yes, jealous partners. I remember having one, like 8 years ago.

[@twixtwix2915]

1:08 I’m about to do what’s called a pro gamer move

[@RenaissanceBro]

😂I need a motorcycle

[@MetaITurtle]

It would of been perfect if the scooter guy did a little wheelie at the end

[@jerryjerri2936]

These were really good!

[@itssizzz6497]

0:42 Mans lagging hard 💀

[@TheJayKayA]

music(s) for i was delayed (gandalf, first) and 2:18 my whole childhood was a lie...please? *-*

[@matth6284]

*childhood is a lie*

[@berserg666]

Blue

[@dragonoyxd]

I say red you say blue BLuE Well technically she wasn't wrong

[@mysterym444]

That wizard 🧙‍♀️ was badass

[@hardcorerbSUD]

1:40 XDDD

[@Buugzy]

Gandalf was always hyphy as fuck.. yea and about the plane, shits crazy when it was popping back then

[@maxxsee]

what happened to it

[@cerebrumexcrement]

that beat drop tho...

[@johannkuruvilla7639]

2:43 it's pretty simple. It's just water tension.

[@user-vu1zu9iy5z]

What’s happening with the plane?

[@jc-xo8yd]

2:10 cringe AF

[@l9turbochin553]

Holy shit yes. The fiance basically screams im an insecure beta

[@MelodicTurtleMetal]

One of the most disgusting things I've ever seen. Honestly, someone should probably send her help

[@solus8685]

@@l9turbochin553 anyone who uses "alpha" and beta" unironically is a beta

[@l9turbochin553]

@@solus8685 ok buddy back to omega town you go

[@solus8685]

@@l9turbochin553 "alphas" literally just refers to the leaders aka the _parents_ of the wolf pack, this whole alpha/beta male bs was a misconception

[@jeangarcia6432]

Bleu I think she's in the wrong class

[@jeangarcia6432]

U forgot to put While eating outmeal with my dentures out

[@fernandocuevas6148]

We in the panorama y'all lol

[@1kuhl1]

She blue that line.

[@vivekjoshi3769]

The last one literally went above my head. Am I a noob here ???

[@900108Chale]

B L U E

[@monsieurx4206]

pahahhaahhahahahha excellent work

[@evan5944]

:44 im pretty sure thats right by the New Orleans airport

[@thejohnmarkproject]

We're in a panorama.

[@Ralphfili]

Source video of the Korean Bluey?

[@Catastropheshe]

Gandalf quality potato 🥔

[@adambenes]

Please how is called the video with dog and cat?

[@Pepper1770]

2:02 wettest guy ever no surprise if his bird actually starts chatting to another guy fucking hell

[@danhu3776]

How much you wanna bet the guy on scooter is Taiwanese...

[@sokka47]

Oh gandalf the one is so....

[@Catbytes]

2:33 cause we inna pamaramma

[@MelodicTurtleMetal]

That jealous boyfriend part was disgusting.

[@markomarko3336]

Why? I found it cute.

[@MelodicTurtleMetal]

@@markomarko3336 more that the only thing he could do to establish dominance was to refer to his game rank, then belittle this potential guy because he plays less.

[@blumenkol633]

why were the russians so mad about the airplane :o

[@nolaprince01]

Fun fact, It took you 3 minutes to eat your oatmeal.

[@iBringTheRain24]

When the thumbnail isn't in the video :(

[@douglasbubbletrousers4763]

Is the girl at the end using one of those face filters a lot of Asian girls use?

[@jannis11]

nice

[@DysmasTheGoodThief]

Why is the Plane funny??

[@barryg528]

Someone explain the airplane one to me please please please please

[@MelodicTurtleMetal]

I also don't get it. Is it because it looks still? Or an I missing something?

[@barryg528]

@@MelodicTurtleMetal yeah how tf is it still. What’s going on?

[@Buugzy]

Panorama bru

[@roflstomps324]

Dump the fiance. He must be a loser to be so insecure.

[@545future6]

gud

[@manycalled6748]

Dafuq is a ‘Pamarama’

[@tachiroakisu5128]

Who’s that “my whole childhood is a lie” woman?

[@apeshitclothing]

Ya momma

[@tachiroakisu5128]

@@apeshitclothing oh! She looked familiar, THANKS!!!

[@gingfreecss3808]

@@tachiroakisu5128 lmao. Have a great day! God Bless! Stay strong, stay safe and take care of yourselves! Wishing everyone the best! Jesus loves you! May the Holy Spirit guide you! 😇 💗🕊 Cheers to a better year buddy! 💞🥂🍻

[@MelodicTurtleMetal]

@@gingfreecss3808 calm down on the drugs please

[@m4pvr8]

Bruh. 0:40

[@AK1776-]

Matrix

[@DT2L]

pamorama

[@gilgabro420]

What the fuck was that with the plain?

[@StayFocus-o7b]

What's her @ tho?

[@grantfreeman5327]

Great job you stole a clip from American dad so much talent

[@mrcritique.3773]

🤣🤣🤣

[@crystalprater8860]

w...t...f...

[@guppy9161]

stop

[@wintensity]

LOL

[@cooldudecs]

Post Covid...

[@youngjoey715]

lolll

[@Michael20]

whos the last girl

[@MelodicTurtleMetal]

Calm down, she won't be you're gf

[@Michael20]

@@MelodicTurtleMetal bc you're my new gf

[@MelodicTurtleMetal]

@@Michael20 😘

[@newbulla3628]

@@Michael20 @MelodicTurtleMetal WTF

[@Shark87211]

These aren’t funny please stop

[@merakii7375]

get a better brain obama fix your humor

[@DisorientedWanderer]

Hey give me my money back obama.

[@05r41]

B l u e

[@MelodicTurtleMetal]

The last one was funny.

[@JamesKelly-rt3ul]

Blue