Memes that make you think differently

[@bossman4799]

Sponsor man. Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

[@rhyscallinan4402]

Sponsorsman: Well hello there

[@TheMightyCrucibleKnight184]

Yeah, good old SPONSOR MAN 😎.

[@SomeGuyOnTheRandomlnternet]

The big return

[@renji756]

Sponsor man!!

[@TheMightyCrucibleKnight184]

@@renji756 Sponsor man!.

[@emangillespie]

Shooting a potato at a tennis racket to make french fries Ed, Edd, n' Eddy: "Are we a joke to yo. . .don't answer that."

[@markangelocalica1478]

Mr. Bean: "Amateurs.!"

[@TheMightyCrucibleKnight184]

@@markangelocalica1478 what?!, what was that punk!.

[@TheMightyCrucibleKnight184]

@ThatGuyWithGlasses what?!, what was that punk!.

[@micshork]

8:00 BTW the name of this “Comic” is called Sister Catches Brother. I’m only posting it here because people will just keep asking for the Source.

[@fauzanaziz6365]

I'm guessing it isn't actually offbrand?

[@sogo9581]

@@fauzanaziz6365 Nope full on offbrand

[@micshork]

@@fauzanaziz6365 It's "Western Offbrand". In the Meme that Noble Read they changed the dialogue.

[@jerryli6737]

Thancc

[@kakuseysha7]

Thanks Moralis, i will "read" this later.

[@Jonk2014]

Hey wanna get married? Noble: Heck no What about to your anime waifu? Noble: Yes please Ashley: Am I a joke to you?

[@DragonGunzDorian]

Hi deku. Guess sayori ain't here yet.

[@sayorinya5435]

Found you~~ *yawns after a 2 hour nyap*

[@DragonGunzDorian]

Yay sayori is here!

[@sayorinya5435]

*yawns* T-try and find m-me *gently lays back down*

[@DragonGunzDorian]

@@sayorinya5435 you tired?

[@DSMCasual]

Ashley: “Are you Winning dear?” Noble: “Yes.” *Playing New MMORPG* *Ashley loaded Shotgun*

[@unclepaul1995]

Man, What Whit Her With Shotgun?

[@Purringcat851]

@@unclepaul1995 she IS the shell

[@karlovicinquisition3659]

Roosevelt checked and saw he was ok and not bleeding into his lungs, he denied several times to go to a doctor because he, as you said, wanted to finish his speech, he went to a doctor afterwards.

[@questionfor9502]

And Presidents of to day get angry when people say MeAn ThInGs AbOuT ThEm all jokes aside he is genuinely one of favorite Presidents ( we'll just ignore the Panama shit )

[@pandapig6663]

And I’m proud to be an American we’re at least I know I’m free...I forgot the rest but still I’m free

[@questionfor9502]

@@pandapig6663 if your rich ya that is

[@pandapig6663]

@@questionfor9502 listen very few Hispanic are rich what I’m talking about is not deal with your economic situation cause you spend all your money on anime pillows to only turn them crusty....

[@questionfor9502]

@@pandapig6663 well you are free then and sorry if I offended you I was point out that politicians always include were free in there speeches without realizing ( or probably do ) alot of people aren't

[@aswd90]

There is also Baron Von Bismarck, he was known as "The Iron Baron", because when he got shot by his opposition, the bullet freaking bounced off of his ribs, and then he proceeded to beat the shit out of the dude that shot him.

[@EnderPryde]

30 seconds in and big ups to the editor for the AmeGura reference

[@leonardomelodious5369]

Yewss

[@umyuuki9336]

And the last 3 sec for suisei hi honey

[@GabyFerreiraAndrade]

With a Brazilian meme

[@thebaku818]

AmeSame

[@autumbreeze1129]

9:27 me suddenly realizing this means those babies come back after Hulk snaps them all and... my brain literally blanking because it pictures so many wrong things it's already blocking the images out. Good God

[@BlazingShadowSword]

Here is how you fix that image: Thanos snapped away the pregnant mother *AND* the unborn baby. It doesn't make it better, but it does keep out the horrible visions of...let's just say, *POST* fetus return.

[@choppergunner8650]

Cleanse your soul, brother. Go look at some wholesome tomboy 6-digits.

[@silviafox78]

Maybe the snap only affects those who are already born?

[@charliekahn4205]

Maybe the second snap changed all the formerly pregnant mothers into their previous bodily state without pain.

[@autumbreeze1129]

@@charliekahn4205 that probably would be more startling than seeing people reappearing before you. Especially if they were already pregnant again with a new baby

[@tristanmeuser3054]

"Teddy Roosevelt got shot and continued giving his speech". I don't remember his name, but there was once a leader who got shot and his body guards had to hold him back because he almost beat his assassin to death.

[@molybdaen11]

I think this was Andrew Jackson in January 1835. The assassin thought Jackson were the British King and used two different pistols to shot at him - both malfunctioned. They say the chance for that were 1:150k, the dampness of the air most likely saved him that day.

[@captaiawesome2260]

Romuland Meier What a total chad

[@jelly-filleddonut2486]

"How many games have you been collab'ed with?" Eva with Honkai Impact, Battle Cats, Tower of Saviors, Dragon Raja etc. etc.: *Yes*

[@quietguyjosh4643]

funding for finale movie

[@RodrigoFlores-ls1kq]

GBF, Shadowverse. There are 2 more to the list

[@Bubben246]

@@RodrigoFlores-ls1kq You forgot Doritos

[@thomaskuehn5979]

@@Bubben246 He never was able to lockdown the DORO sponsorship, which surpasses even sponsorman in mythicality

[@lennyface8195]

7:59 I don't know why, but this reminded me of that one scene with Ned from Spiderman: Homecoming. _"What are you watching?"_ _"Uh... porn?"_

[@KingTeo]

This dude managed to sell me a video game in 20 seconds

[@infradragon]

Dude my 3rd alt has the exact same profile pic and I almost had a heart attack thinking my account was hacked

[@KingTeo]

@@infradragon lmao

[@Infinityxero]

3:47 Where we've probably heard the clearest and MOST Ashley ever speak on this channel.

[@johnnywu8708]

8:19 Stuff you don't want to get caught looking at: *Noble*

[@pandapig6663]

Okay that pregnant woman and thanos snap made me think...LOSS and I don’t think I’m not the only one who thought that...

[@molybdaen11]

It would not even work since the stomach is not connected to her womb.

[@MavHawk2]

Just remember that when everyone was unsnapped, they came back exactly where they were snapped

[@vincenpaul1691]

@@MavHawk2 Then honestly what of those who was on a plane? On a boat? Are they just going to appear in the last spot they were in before the Snap?

[@derekstein6193]

Think about the opposite; woman turns to dust but fetus falls and goes plop.

[@pandapig6663]

@@derekstein6193 that is so disturbing...I love it and I want someone to ask that to a Marvel or Disney writer

[@trevorghalt1881]

Power Rangers and Yu-gi-oh memes, the kid version of me love this

[@itisi2042]

Every version of me loves this

[@TobiaSR32]

Man, it's nice to see that Sponsor Man is doing well. I missed him.

[@gkyu8881]

Sponsor Man is probably busy doing sponsors somewhere else like the Sponsor Man that he is

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

8:12 My buddy (who shall remain unnamed) is really into the Cult Mechanicus of Mars, a group of people in the Warhammer 40k sci-fi setting who praise "machine spirits" and augment themselves with machinery to be closer to their "Machine God", who they believe gave humanity rational thought and science. Anyway, so my buddy often listens to "The war cant of mars" a Cult Mechanicus version of "Glory Glory Hallelujah", and has several times nearly been caught doing so.

[@kingdino3283]

A little story to start my comment so on Thursday my Console wouldn’t start up and I was worried for a good reason so that afternoon I made a appointment at ubreakifix. Pretty much Thursday night I just play Pokémon and then I saw on KZbin a lost pause video was being recommended to me. So I watched it and remember how amazing Noble was. I laugh my ass off at the and keep watching the series. That series was the ddlc one with Ironmouse, project melody, Bunny_gif, and silvervale. The series help me calm down and relax over my console not working. So thank you for that and introducing me to all amazing people you hang out with 😁. So Saturday morning I went to the repair shop and drop off my console. They said they need to take a longer look at it to figure out what is the problem with it so it will take them for four days. So now it is more waiting. The way i’m looking at this is there is some pro and some con. Pros: I got to see Noble again being awesome as all way, I get enjoy more people content, and Subscribe to new people. Cons: I got wait to find out what wrong with my console, I don’t get hang out with my friends online, and I miss playing with people. So to end off this big message I will thank Noble for being amazing person that I can always love and creating awesome content for everyone enjoy 😊. P.s. if anyone wants a update after they found out what wrong with my console I will be gladly do that. Also I been subscribe for a long time.

[@Restryouis]

Noble: Uploads Me: Visible happiness

[@lagosertergaming3835]

6:40 cant believe noble didnt mention when andrew jackson beat his assassin to a pulp with a cane after being shot

[@Mr-Green0]

4:08 (Jacob Seed plays Only You) Deputy:

[@naschaos25jxf57]

Wasnt expecting sponsorman but was so happy to see him return.

[@aurthurpendragon1015]

Noble: Looks at the color orange. Also Noble: Everythin'gs yellow!

[@adaptable1553]

10:32 Prettttyyyyy sure she's Bi considering there was an episode where she got changed to the same age as Finn and showed a genuine romantic interest in him but because Finn thought it best she lived her life out at her original age, he gave it up to turn her back to normal so she could take care of her kingdom as she should.

[@Xannyphantom905]

there's no difference. it's all weird alphabet shit soup

[@davidwilson4446]

@@Xannyphantom905 I mean she’s made of gum... can she even be considered to be chained down by human gender? She could be a freaking male seahorse and asexually reproduce for all we know XD

[@jamesrowles9249]

Every time Sponsor Man appears, it brings back memories.

[@clothar23]

That glorious bastard and those golden times..Now washed away by the filth and prudishness of modern day assholes.

[@dh7367]

The idea of Ashley dragging Noble to get a vaccination like he's her pet.

[@neodragonwyvern]

Noble age test Noble: "that looks like Hilary Duff" *spongebob "you're old" music starts playing"

[@troljynx9953]

Day 50 of thanking Noble for showing us Ashley's thighs in knee highs.

[@justanotherhobbit7215]

Just a note for anyone interested : I've actually played Dragon Raja (admittedly I stopped playing around December last year), but it is honestly a pretty good game. Graphics are great, decent amount of mini games, Pay for advantage not pay to win. Bit confusing at first but it is a decent game. Not associated with the company in any way, nor am I being paid or asked to talk good about them. Just thought I'd share my opinion seeing as they actually sponsored Noble.

[@xendordawnburst9969]

8:00 I love me some BIONICLE memes! BIONICLE was my childhood! And still part of my grown-up ages! (looks at Takanuva standing on the dresser)

[@aadityajoil0197]

I found the sauce if you want

[@xendordawnburst9969]

@@aadityajoil0197 No thank you.

[@aadityajoil0197]

@@xendordawnburst9969 ok

[@johnbaynard5466]

@@aadityajoil0197 I would indeed like the sauce

[@aadityajoil0197]

@@johnbaynard5466 Getting Closer by Atilio Gambedotti

[@truegrit2060]

(5:15) It would be even funnier if he was playing Magic the Gathering while wearing the costume.🤣🤣

[@Blakewyattdunfee]

The ultimate battle! Sponsor man vs. grunty boi!

[@roccotherayquaza2468]

8:00 BIONICLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@xendordawnburst9969]

Always nice to randomly find a BIONICLE reference, and the fans who show excitement at it!

[@DemiCape]

piraka rap!

[@roccotherayquaza2468]

@@DemiCape yo yo piraka

[@ronaldlam9303]

Sauce?

[@lanteanboy]

"What gets me is when you fight your party members in RPG and they're OP, then they join your party and they're babies" Me: *looks at the Trails of Cold Steel series*

[@TheWinterPhoenix]

Teddy Roosevelt didn't just ignore it and finish his speech. He even mocked the dude who shot him during said speech. He was the most chad of the presidents we have ever had.

[@AngelsLance]

That little stringer at the end was the chef's kiss on top of the video, you never fail to disappoint Killer.

[@OfficialDJSoru]

8:00 Oh man, that was something I never thought I'd set my eyes on again...

[@UltimateThanos]

"It'll take more than that to kill a bull moose!" -Theodore Roosevelt after realizing he'd been shot

[@WappleToaNinjaHero]

Killer with the outro edit, man of culture.

[@sharkplus285]

YESSSS KILLER YOU MADLAD ADDED THAT CLIP at the end. May yagoo bless your soul.

[@jtreed3296]

6:18 "A BULLET CAN'T STOP THE BULL MOOSE!"

[@jonahtenjo]

"TR will give WC the full deuce!"

[@noellopez6346]

Noble: "What's crackin guys?" His Voice: "I'm aboutta end this man's whole career"

[@sethdrost5526]

Very glad sponsorman is back, will definitely watch all the sponsors

[@alithegreat9096]

killer nailed it with the outro , I've seen that clip thousands of times.

[@De_Vegi]

Weird things I don't want to be caught looking at #1: Lost Pause

[@walkermott1750]

Roosevelt went on to not only finish his speech but he mocked the shooter for failing to kill him

[@nerdsman567]

10:32 - I hate to be "that guy", but Finn didn't actually simp for Princess Bubblegum for the entire series. In fact, Finn lost interest in PB in the middle of Season 4 (He specifically mentions this in the episode "Burning Low"). He had romantic relationships with other female characters throughout the series, but that's another story. I apologize for being a total Adventure Time nerd. xD

[@benjamininfante1549]

Sponsor maaaaannnn!! He back

[@KrisShadow216]

5:05 skull servant deck go brrrr

[@wuftchan8299]

4:58 probs the ladder cant wait till the revolt

[@heresyslayer2734]

3:15 mojang be like: hi were mojang makers of minecraft dungeons

[@Wolf_TheLoneOne]

0:04 This 1st video is on Brazil, and i know that because the mask the man is using have "Ceará" writen in it. Ceará is brazilian football team. Good to see my country on Noble-kun's video! YOU ARE COMING TO BRASIL!!!

[@heresyslayer2734]

0:02 *sees includes paid promotion* Me: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD

[@hopelessjoe9519]

6:16 Nobel giving us neat little history fact.

[@tylermartin6670]

1:12 Sees Sponsor man 😐 Sees "sponser man" 😰 HES F###### BACK

[@BNuts]

NOBLE: I may have lost my sense of what is wholesome. Silvervale (most videos): Wholesome and full of childish aww. Silvervale (in VRC): Lewdest among her friends, including Melody and Nyanners. Me: I know that feel.

[@5h0ckblock]

You know, that pregnant snap meme got me thinking....what happened with the babies after everyone came back?

[@slydevil4759]

"What do you do when you are caught looking at some weird stuff" *me watching Lost Pause* - I don't know what you are talking about

[@TheDendran]

5:10 That isn't the Dark Magician That's the _Darkest Magician_

[@T-ZillaSaur]

Water (Wet or Not)= Nah Dirt (Dirty or Not)= Ah

[@fnvfan0145]

I had one of those power rangers guns once, the translucent orange kind that made sparks internally.

[@choppergunner8650]

10:26 Noble, if you become a robot, you won't be able to return to monke anymore. Choose your path wisely.

[@colinmurray3939]

It's always a delight when we see Sponsor Man

[@jacobnewell7845]

Me who thinks differently by default: welcome to my world

[@yujiandou4658]

Is it the world of Mandom?

[@jacobnewell7845]

@@yujiandou4658 no, it's the world of someone with High Functioning Autism

[@Fusrodog]

"Time to get isekai'd, bootlicker!" Has so much meme potential.

[@neovoid5008]

3:50 so it's basically a bird shooting their gun...

[@royalreigns3373]

Not gonna lie that Dragon raja thing looks decent . . . Congrats noble you sold something to someone.

[@MollyDollyy774]

7:52 *”That sounds like a *WAIST* Of time to me!”* Honestly thats hilarious! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@flamingeel3196]

is like a paranoid mob boss who always point their gun at people even their own allies

[@THEBEASTRV]

Bro actually went down this rabbit hole even farther than that

[@Killbot-lu9ob]

what you do when you get caught looking at stuff theirs three options 1: stare at them tell they leave. 2:Close the laptop as quickly as humanly nah inhumaly possible 3: be nice ask if they want to join

[@RatfoughtaCat]

1:18 Welcome to Dragon Russia Comrade

[@legodudelol9a]

I NEVER thought I'd see Bionicle mentioned in a Lost Pause video.

[@thesupersonicstig]

When Roosevelt was shot, he wasn't hurt. His huge speech script that he had in his suit jacket took the bullet.

[@redfish3858]

Worst Thanos Snap: The mother becomes dust and the baby remains...

[@megameme29]

I remember seeing a meme where thanos snaps, And cann Ibals: (shows a picture of tom coughing out sand)

[@OscarDukes]

@@megameme29 doesn't that means that when people suddenly came back, that woman was probably doing her daily life and suddenly pump, belly inflates you are heavily pregnant? like it could even get to the ridiculous hentai side where she was in the middle of fluffing and then boom, really pregnant now

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

0:34 So uh, I just read H.P. lovecraft's "The festival". Are you okay, Noble?

[@mcmikythemushroomking]

7:20 noble... he builds most of the stuff he uses in exsperaments like that so just have him build you one

[@clothar23]

It's a potato cannon. A length of pvc pipe , a propane tank and its feeding hose , some duck tape , a drill , and a working knowledge of how to rig up a striker system to set off the the propane is all you need. A child could build one.

[@zetsumeinaito]

7:17 you make a potato cannon Noble. It's all pvc. I made one when I was in high school.

[@Demonslayre]

Roosevelt got shot BEFORE his speech, the bullet slowed through the speech in his pocket and his eyeglasses case. He then gave a near 90 minute speech... in which he made fun of the shooter in said speech.

[@driftjr8403]

noble:Idk what is bad getting caught watching at me: *thinking* *mom walk in* mom: what are you watching me: NOTHING also me:*realize*

[@cowsmoon8686]

I read the article and the pidgeon got caught in a car wash and was covered in what I like to call unicorn poo :)

[@edgaresquivel9498]

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity 0:45

[@animabreno7684]

0:03 A Brazil Football team :D Brasileiros, revelem-se!

[@choppergunner8650]

Tô aqui, 02 se apresentando!

[@alexthematrix]

Opa

[@edudmodnar4661]

É nois

[@animabreno7684]

:D

[@4dragonblade]

6:15 Noble, You're wrong. He didn't pretend like he wasn't shot, he walked on stage and was like "I give you my word, I do not care a rap about being shot; not a rap" Then proceeded to give a speech for 90 minutes.

[@RedTheWanderer]

SPONSOR MANNNNN I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN AGESSS

[@voidlayern9368]

5:15 As someone who actually plays the game, none of those cards have much of anything to do with each other. Nerd info: The only ones there that synchronize are the far right two. Soul absorbing Bone Tower, and Skull Servant. Considering everything else in their hand though, they won't actually be able to use Bone Tower's effect. Nerd info over.

[@darkmaster240]

Noble that Dragon Raja add made me uncomfortable, I cannot condone those kind of acts with a child. I will still watch your videos and damn you embraced the character haha

[@XtreemAlan]

6:17 that’s putting it lightly He was shot before his speech, went up to the podium, and the casualty told everyone he was shot, and then gave his whole speech Did I mentioned that he gave his engine speech from memory, because the bullet he was shot with went through the pocket containing his speech and stained it too bloody to read?

[@私は愚かだ]

3:16 you played with your friends me - yes what did it cause you me - my skills and my rank

[@liamshone757]

That bird just got an air strike from shitting on 5 other cars.

[@Imperialofficer07]

6:18 yeah....but William Henry Harrison died just after doing the stupidest thing giving a speech in the cold with no coat....just regular formal wear and lasted one month in office

[@DeltaDubs89]

The epic return of sponsor man. May he rule the sponsor multiverse.

[@JadeEmeraldATE]

Top of the game

[@fierceditiesnaruto]

They also don't want people seeing how much other's hate comments. Probably sick of listening to karens complaining about people hating on their opinions.

[@byrand4037]

When it comes to Teddy Roosevelt’s speech he only survived because he had a copy of the speech in his vest pocket which is where the bullet hit him. It was a one in a million chance.

[@A_Andromeda_a]

Teddy Roosevelt also roasted the gunman as well during the speech

[@junderplunkits]

Teddy Rosavelt also talked crap "Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot, but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose."

[@thunderflare59]

"Where does one buy a cannon to shoot things?" Are...are you the only person that doesn't know how to make a potato cannon?

[@mattm7220]

Official request: Noble and Nagzz react to every Hololive girl's "Hi honey"