The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month | Memes Time

[@marinam.2293]

Haha, that's right: KZbin won't watch itself! That's why we're here! 😄

[@marinam.2293]

And just out of curiosity, how many viewers have showered or bathed daily throughout the pandemic? 🚿🛀 🤔

[@incognito_forlife1455]

@@marinam.2293 🙋🏽‍♀️

[@hinatashimeluv7464]

I'm so sorry for that little boy going through menopause so early 😞

[@DeidresStuff]

I get the feeling that some of those people are just making shit up.

[@catcam4028]

Yeah

[@alchemysaga3745]

Some of them, definitely. On the other hand, kids say some weird shit.

[@descendantgaming5410]

@@alchemysaga3745 That's true

[@jennywright8883]

Yup, professional comedians

[@pebblesramirez9290]

yup

[@skiph507]

WAIT, there's more..... I'm old. ( My baby girl turned 44 last month.) My first kid's FIRST WORD was 'the F-bomb'.

[@eblackwell]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@forestgacha2803]

I’m sure that is more than one word-

[@Kalani_Saiko]

Mine was uh-oh

[@Kiki-vn3ou85]

@@forestgacha2803 This is a joke, but I want to say F is a letter not a word. I really wanted to say this.

[@TKrystine]

@@Kiki-vn3ou85 still has ‘the’ and ‘bomb’

[@PhilJonesIII]

The first half of your life is ruined by your parents. The second half by your children.

[@Widestone001]

Yay happy life! Especially if you have no children.

[@feraynironmane8101]

Not if I don't have kids. Then they're ruined by your siblings kids.

[@DoktorBalls]

Dont have kids then.

[@jimjimmyjames59]

Hilarious, he said childlessly while pouring another cocktail.

[@miasargent4728]

Pretty much

[@geekelly000]

So relatable. The "zombie" make up is amazing! She's definitely a unique child. In the best possible way.

[@lorrainemarshall9476]

Never mind cheat codes for kids, I have to use them on my dog. She can spell out and treat, so I have to mime them, and pretend I am doing nothing when she turns round and looks at me.

[@martinwalker9386]

Loosing a game to make the kids happy is a big mistake. Rather tell them from the get go that there is a looser in every game and if you are going to cry about it you aren’t ready to play. Loosing deliberately says that the other player is incompetent and will never be any better.

[@sylviacarmichael7525]

Funny how all of these so called adults and parents have forgotten that since they were born they put their own parents through the same crap!

[@Widestone001]

Naaaaahhh!!! They were born adult! Wait, we were born adult! Though, the thought of my mum giving birth to a 42-year-old 1.95 meters tall and 140 kilos heavy man does not exactly work... Ah, busted!

[@eblackwell]

Every single one of these was hilarious!

[@saddletramp7215]

Just more proof that kids are great as long as they belong to someone else.

[@faemike55]

This is so true! There were times where I would almost snap my neck at some of the responses I've heard. Are they true? Hell yeah.

[@jarrodderr]

I don’t believe Exploding Unicorn”s kids said ANY of that. 🤣🤣

[@WakkasLove]

2:26: I laughed until I cried. So relatable!

[@namjoon-ahsaranghae2385]

Not the church but yes there was something else on a Sunday can't remember. But I literally asked my mom that way... Oh yes I remember now.... About cleaning 😂😂💀

[@jengsci8268]

The Math problem. 🤣

[@cathys949]

The answer is Merlot.

[@jengsci8268]

@@cathys949 And not bottles, but boxes!

[@banudi2]

6.23 really got me😂

[@tabcat]

5:35 If that were my kid, I would be so proud.

[@samjem2352]

This exploding unicorn bloke must lie awake night after night thinking these things up.

[@larrytruelove8659]

My young niece to my sister, while my sister’s friend was visiting: “I’m going to send myself to MY ROOM!” Sister’s friend: What was that all about? My sister: I have no idea.

[@anerd6321]

Haha so funny, I say as I contemplate my willingness to have kids

[@unmellowyellow]

My kid said , “Oh Jit” when she was 18 months old. Oh shit, I said…

[@elaynebrant6842]

Little kid w/eyebrows looks like Dexter.

[@hawkfeather6802]

A couple of these were funny. Mostly makes me glad i'm not having any kids. The music sounded cool though,kinda spooky.

[@chaosqueen01]

I love Violet!

[@enakshiparua836]

1:19 😂😂😂 true

[@Krky-tj7ou]

The "son: you're not LISTENING to me" one isn't a good thing, it can lead to bad mental health on the future and the child may think no is ever going to listen and keep their emotions balled up, even if it's fake it's not funny.

[@firerosenight6937]

Thank you!! As someone who was that child, it has DEFINITELY had a part to play in my clusterfuck of a brain.

[@Krky-tj7ou]

@@firerosenight6937 of course! I'm actually one of those children currently but I'm still a child, I'm waiting to leave my parents because of stuff like this, my brain has been messed up because of growing up like this

[@firerosenight6937]

@@Krky-tj7ou ugh I know. I'm 16 and just waiting for college to leave this crap show.

[@Krky-tj7ou]

@@firerosenight6937 I'm legit turning 13 in a couple months, I'm so sorry for you

[@firerosenight6937]

@@Krky-tj7ou oh please dont feel sorry. Really, I'm doing good. Well- good for me anyway. Life's hard, but you just have to work with what your giving. My advice to you is binged watch all the pirates in the Caribbean movies and just do stuff like Capitan jack. Works for me, hopefully it works for you to. Oh and uh, stay in school, keep up with your studies, dont do drugs, etc, etc.

[@chrisrmorriscm]

7:08 the answer is All of It...

[@KimberlyRob]

Arianna Bradford...parental guru 🙏

[@caroljohnston1240]

My 38 year old still lives with me 😬

[@rainerwahnsinn9585]

If you overact your parent-part and underact yourself-part you will never be happy. Kids are almost everytime normal, if you threat them like humans(friends) ,not too touchy but also not cold. Explain them 1-3 times something in a normal way(they will understand 90% at the first time) Go on the knees if they say something, just to understand what they want. And there will be no kid in the sleeping room ever if you give a ROUTINE. No sugar(also in drinks) after 16:00h ,Brush teeth,toilet,water at the bed a bringing to sleep at 19:00-20:00h until 6 years. Thats nothing special. If you wanna give no rules ,don´t be a father/mother

[@TKrystine]

Yikes...

[@PepsiAddict9]

TLDR: if about to or have young (~1.5) please read Set mutual respect, routine, and boundaries. So they know what to expect and feel safe. Unexpectedness can lead to anxiety and phobias. Don't forget to add some disappointment with modeled appropriate reaction to disappointment(start small, not getting milk right away when cry. Allow some time for the expression, acknowledge their need, and show you currently occupied within eyesight, object permance is a thing.) in similar situations (probably the hardest). Big reactions to small problems is easily learned. (Yes, how you react when they are infant also is impactful.) Know TLDR

[@frankfreeman1444]

This is all adults making up shit so we might think their kids are clever, and on yeah, to get attention. 😠

[@okkelly6207]

proud to have made the likes 666

[@jennywright8883]

The James Breakwell video. Again.

[@francesgutierrez2068]

Right, I am beginning to think he does not have any kids, he just needs the attention.

[@jennywright8883]

@@francesgutierrez2068 Yes!

[@FrickMyLife]

@@francesgutierrez2068 he does actually have kids

[@hungrydemoncreations2932]

The ones at 2:48 and 2:55 are really bad parenting what

[@cayleehill9102]

I don’t think 2:48 is my dads like that and it’s funny and taught me to take a joke

[@Ongslay]

One day, James Breakwell will say to his daughters S/O did you know that when X was 8 she said this or was it that, lemme go check my twitter give me a minute

[@elenalohrey1971]

ducks

[@heatherjasper97]

I don't get the Netflix one at 3:26

[@llikemyowncomments]

Do you know what the N word is?

[@heatherjasper97]

@@llikemyowncomments Yes. But it says "NJim Hensons". I don't get that.

[@Ruthavecflute]

@@heatherjasper97 But if you just look at the big text ...

[@heatherjasper97]

@@Ruthavecflute Oh, N word. Now I see it. Still kind of a stretch.

[@janedoe1347]

The background music sucks

[@francesgutierrez3915]

When can we boycott James Breakwell? There is no way his kids are that advanced and prolific. I think he is just making up jokes, does not belong on this video and many others he ruins. He completely takes over and is really not that funny.

[@gsdalpha1358]

But he's got a blue checkmark so he *must* be *special*! /sarc

[@billdavis2788]

2nd.

[@VixxiaTwylin]

Most of these don't seem very funny. If these are true, these kids are damn rude. I was never allowed to speak so disrespectfuly to my elders, and neither were my kids.

[@michaelmullin3585]

NO girl child should be doing makeup until age 16. Before then, it is child abuse.

[@SashaMkai]

You do realize it was joke because she wanted to look like a zombie? It may not have been the greatest joke but it WAS a joke.

[@izukumidoriya401]

How is it child abuse just wondering

[@lorrainemarshall9476]

Why should boys be allowed and not girls?

[@foggyfrogg]

😂😂😂😂😂🙄🙄🙄🙄 how is it child abuse?

[@gsdalpha1358]

@Mike Mullen that was my first impression, too! Like the mom was making it all prideful, hinting "How cute! How grown-up!". Maybe that wasn't her intention, but it came across that way.