Men Is This True?! | Boys vs Girls Memes | Dipper Reacts to Dumbas

[@thinkertinker8004]

As a man I would describe my friendships as wholesomely toxic.

[@mayborneflower]

Wholesome trollsome

[@Dokari-l9m]

Just a nice group of degens causing a little chaos

[@NeoDeXeno]

As a man I would describe my friendships as non existent 😅

[@nuggytheruggy]

sameee

[@TempestMaximus]

Yep, my bros and I talk shit to each other as we welcome each other.

[@brandondogVR]

"How to weaponize ikea pencils" is the funniest thing I have seen today

[@Link-from-hyrule]

@brandondogVR I watched it its a fire vid

[@HuggyWuggy-cr6mg]

fr

[@itsreapernecrosis2215]

Post nut clarity is like, if all the moments of regret flashed back before your eyes, and that memory of your little puppy running out into the road and getting run over comes up again, and you just lay down with a pillow on your face and tell yourself you're trash and you need to be a better person and find yourself a girlfriend even though you're completely emotionally drained and you'd rather just lay in a ditch and let your life waste away where no one will have to remember you. And then you realize you're hungry and order some pizza from Uber eats and start watching KZbin videos like this 😅

[@Dipperdog_RPGirl]

Woah... a lot happens during that moment of clarity. What a roller coaster ride. 🎢

[@Crazycoyote-we7ey]

@@itsreapernecrosis2215 yep true

[@clueless42222]

Depending on what you started your session with and what you ended with, it could also be the wave of disgust in yourself for what you just fapped to, a concern that didn't exist a few seconds ago.

[@hungrymusicwolf]

@@clueless42222 That one was more me.

[@GigaNugget]

how does bro know😨

[@Sp00k3yB01]

0:04, it means we’re rock hard😔

[@BrodyMikkelson]

Real

[@robodaltan2464]

True

[@NaceThoah]

dont tell her

[@Sp00k3yB01]

I did:)

[@Mr.Pro55k]

True!!

[@Levi_Whitebread_147Regement]

11:31 as a male, I just wanna say most of my birthdays I sit in my car and cry my eyes out cause either no one remembered or no one likes me + I don't wanna waist everyone's time but I don't wanna be alone so I cry in my car every birthday. But ever since I got a girlfriend 3 years ago, she's been really nice and always hung out with me my whole birthday.

[@younismasih8753]

God bless u mate im 14 and i get suucidal thoughts too if u ever feel sad u can talk to me love u

[@Valkross9]

13:34 Chat: Dodgeball was banned because it caused injuries My class in 6th grade: Plays dodgeball with a basketball so it hits harder.

[@e-moshe]

@@Valkross9 Haha For the rugby team we played a dodge ball equivalent with the rugby ball but they’d kick it. Got smacked in the face? Everyone would just laugh at you.

[@skell6134]

​@@e-mosheThats why i hate P.E and have a irrational fear of balls flying in my general direction,lol

[@Dreadnought-563]

Meanwhile our P.E. Teacher taking out the gymnastics ball with 2 meter diameter (the ball flew slower than a Petal Churchill round).

[@mythlostintime]

its worst here since they kicked it

[@skell6134]

@@mythlostintime Once you kick ball, your P.E teacher is gonna kick your ass

[@stoned_kitty]

Post-Nut guilt is a situation when a man's brain gets refreshed after the deed and all the responsibilities that have been forgotten come back.

[@thedemon6389]

So True

[@theoneandonlygod]

It's like Post-Nut Clarity

[@crsed112]

This is the best explanation

[@scalesthebattlemage4634]

Is this a common thing? Because I've never experienced anything like this, hell half the time I don't even feel drained of energy like most people apparently do

[@skell6134]

​@@scalesthebattlemage4634Depends on if you have lot of stuff you worry about really

[@venomgaming7014]

0:12 “how boys wake up: Minecraft bedrock” we wake up *rock* hard down there.

[@Urawa-Hanako198]

fr💀

[@asamiller4540]

Unless you beat it real good that it's like you know what you got me good that imma sleep a while while staying soft problem is you better have what you need to keep clean otherwise you're going to be coated in your own essence and trust me you are going to hate having to clean yourself up especially if you're accidentally shooting your essence up on your chest and at the top of your forehead just below the hairline where your hair is just above the hairline and almost getting it in your hair i beg of you don't ask how or why and I won't have to tell even though I can't explain it even if I wanted to so be sure to have what you need and maybe some extra stuff

[@rafaelgames720]

@@asamiller4540 this could pass as a reply copypasta in 4chan and i woudnt be surprised.

[@Urawa-Hanako198]

@@asamiller4540 "shooting your essence up on your chest" bro wth💀

[@Schutzstaffel-l3n]

Blud I don’t get rock hard AND I don’t get post nut clarity. Am I ok?💀💀💀💀

[@CyberLathe]

“No, no, I will fight for that pizza crust” *pulls out a knife* 😂

[@GrillbyFromUndertale]

3:40 we start thinking what we did, and what we gonna become.

[@FutureAIDev2015]

3:28 The joke is that for guys finishing is usually physically tiring, so suddenly being drained of all that physical energy kind of pulls your mind out of the clouds and you start overthinking literally everything.

[@akboi1245]

Yep true. For me too. And fsr my mind is sayin ill stay single if I did this everyday and not able to get girls.

[@KylerStern366]

What I learn from these videos, is Dipper understands us boys most of the time lol

[@stupidmen-stupidexpirement]

Someone in stream chat said she’s a tomboy so you don’t have to look to far from the tree lol

[@Pr0vidence555]

Because its a dude...

[@erikire_353]

@@Pr0vidence555 fr ?

[@Jamule3]

​@@Pr0vidence555 is it a joke or not?

[@Pr0vidence555]

@@Jamule3 You tell me.

[@emperormoist3851]

Post nut clarity is like being so clear headed and you just think "what am i doing with my life" and sometimes it works in peoples favor because they will go do something productive right after

[@MidWitPride]

I would describe post nut clarity as you experiencing what it feels like to be an asexual for 15 minutes. But the feeling quickly fades and you are back to your horny animal impulses.

[@DarkGH_YT]

15:28, u gave me an idea talkin about aplying extra pressure, never tested that out. Time to discover!

[@DarkGH_YT]

It burns, omg it hurts so much dont do it holy moly

[@Mahiinur]

LOL

[@THE__GHOST43]

Lenda

[@VickoTheIndividual]

​@@DarkGH_YT i approved

[@DemirKayraSAY]

Girls: OMG LOOK! İTS A NON USED AK-47! Meanwhile that veteran grandpa: Soviet Gun!

[@fgialcgorge7392]

Compliments from girls we remember til our last breath. Compliments from the boys, gay.

[@nuggytheruggy]

@@fgialcgorge7392 real bro i have a shelf in my brain for compliments from girls

[@HS-hx8ti]

@@nuggytheruggy Me too. It's empty.

[@nukem8128]

​@@HS-hx8ti oof

[@TacticalLOLz]

@@HS-hx8ti 😥

[@Schutzstaffel-l3n]

@@HS-hx8tisame💀

[@Chokah]

The Birthday one is too relatable. Everyone in my family wanting me to remember theirs but when mine comes around I hear crickets.

[@NeoDeXeno]

I feel ya Bro, I just treat mine as S.S.D.D. Same Snit Different Day

[@treynilson8555]

Same

[@laharlkent]

Google was the only one to say happy bday to me this year.

[@NeoDeXeno]

@@laharlkent Happy Birthday dude 👍👍

[@Red-Ronin551]

Dude same, only one who celebrates my birthday is my dad and uncle

[@isaacribeiro6823]

0:38 german engineering is the best, that dude with a crossbow is deadly

[@Y0URU53R]

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAKA MONO GA DOITSU NO KAGAKU WA SEKAI ICHI!

[@rafaelgames720]

"FAK YUUUU!!!" -genius inventor of the middle finger automatic glove

[@isaacribeiro6823]

@rafaelgames720 middle finger was invented by woman and in till the 1800 they used it as a way to communicate what they wanted. You claim that is like claiming you invented classical music because you put it on a CD instead of vinyl.

[@haydenmcdaniels6284]

The very first one is basically saying that when boys wake up there hard...down there.

[@ChickenDrakesnake]

"beatsaber" got me on the floor

[@t0mwayne572]

So did bloodborne 👹.

[@THEGREATPAPYRUS1980]

Well it aint wrong😁

[@RaginKavu]

Dipper the Tomboy Dog. And there's absolutely zero things wrong with that. ;)

[@Nihonguy]

Dipper trying to read "she believed" had me rolling XD

[@Blabby1]

Ik, the confused cat was fully correct here

[@Armorlord04]

I thought it was meant to communicate "She lied" "He believed", ergo sad cat. With urinal use spacing protocol.

[@VickoTheIndividual]

I said it faster than her XD

[@galaxygamer7211]

I think Dipper is actually just one of the boys tbh

[@sangohan0]

@@galaxygamer7211 GET OUT🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

[@UltimateEXKALIburns]

@galaxygamer7211 GE GE GET OUUUUUT🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Mmmm80009]

@@galaxygamer7211 GETTTTT OOOOUUUUUUUT,,,,,!!!!!!!!

[@Yes82828]

WHO INVITED THIS KID GET OUTTA HEREEEEEE

[@Catlynzie]

Get the fuck out of here 🥰 + happy 13th birthday 🤡🤡🤡

[@Smileyguy.1265]

Finally someone reacting to him. I've been waiting a while for someone to

[@user-ck9sv3np6f0]

UNDERRATED KZbinR ALARM but seriusly your a pretty good youtuber

[@Samdwich.Stealer]

Girls when they are choosed to be a medic: YIPEEE AM INVINCIBLE Boys when they are choosed to be a medic: Am a failure

[@Medic_the_sensei]

Not for me i love playing a supportive class or playing as something supportive like medic

[@eneram8846]

I'm complete and utter crap at aimin... So i either go tank or support. Cuz there's few that voluntarily take those roles

[@ShiroyashaTTK]

bro not the fired rice clip, i stayed and watched that whole stream and was never the same after that LMAO

[@TheKyrix82]

So Dipper learned cooking from Haachama?

[@e-moshe]

If I get compliments I either become suspicious that they want to manipulate me/want something from me, or I don’t know what to say when I know with certainty it’s actually a sincere compliment. I need to force myself to just say thank you.

[@animaster2023]

1:51 Yes, and so was my gf. We both opened up to each other at the same time, it was sweet but awkward.

[@Curz3d_]

her being a girl is who agrees with about 50 percent of the boy stuff. me being a boy agreeing with about 50 percent of the girls stuff.

[@donaldvermillion1253]

even married i spent my birthdays alone, i even had to make my own birthday cakes when i was married

[@binheve]

Oh, a red flag, it think

[@NooshHanoosh]

Are you even fucking married

[@mafiagang1728]

Another day, another Dipper

[@TheAndermany]

New viewer here. I have never seen such abominable fried rice before. Until you said it, I had no idea that that mushy clump was, in fact, fried rice. It made me pause the video and rethink my life choices. Subscribed.

[@Dipperdog_RPGirl]

Thank you for subbing. Dude I wanted to laugh/cry when I realized I had day old rice hidden in the back of the fridge after I finished my stream. Poor sanji.

[@HornedMaster]

As a man myself, everything in this video is true about us men. We do wake up as bedrock.

[@granito555]

4:32 Not me, I got 40°C once, and I was just walking around, happily talking with my hallucination

[@John_1920]

17:30 Fun to see Dipper think she realized the actual meaning of those letters :P

[@MaksimTvorin]

Men like compliments, but we cant take them, because we dont get them very often, i remember once in 8th grade a girl said that i have nice hair, in 7th grade a girl said that im cute and in 9th grade a dude said that i have beautiful legs, only 3 times in 18 years, thats it

[@JudeayaMobley-ui8qr]

@@MaksimTvorin lucky

[@MaksimTvorin]

@JudeayaMobley-ui8qr I know, I'm so happy I got to hear those things. It carried me through thick and thin.

[@JudeayaMobley-ui8qr]

@@MaksimTvorin I can't remember the last time I didn't get anything but slander and retort from my classmates

[@MaksimTvorin]

@JudeayaMobley-ui8qr I'm sorry, some people are just assholes for no reason, you are not the problem here

[@JudeayaMobley-ui8qr]

@@MaksimTvorin meh

[@socialreveluv5428]

Girls: "What's up with the Stormtroopers thing?" Boys: "What did you just say?"

[@dkbuzzkill9414]

@socialreveluv5428 girls startroopers Boys STOP YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW !!!!

[@JohnRiver-mo9fd]

14:26 “don’t blame me tho if you get sick” *you motivating people to run in rain*

[@Soreyasu]

The birthday one hit me right in the feels.

[@FreiCasull]

That birthday meme hits hard. Thats pretty much how it went last Friday.

[@Vejitatheouji]

Happy Birthday bro

[@Tailytail249]

Happy birthday

[@bartekwozniak6930]

Happy bitthday🎉

[@FreiCasull]

@@bartekwozniak6930 thanks everyone! It's just been one of those years.

[@Nosa_or_NoXa]

3:51 I guess you could just sum it up as "sitting in bed at 3 AM wondering where you went wrong in life"

[@ryanproulx7641]

I'm just like Dipper when it comes to tabs, bookmarks, and things; if I don't see it, it doesn't exist. 😂 I don't know how many times I've been going back through tabs and go "Oh yeah! I was going to do something with this!"

[@AlgorithmicChaos]

Currently I have 1876 tabs open across three different browsers and about 30ish tab groups. Browsers currently occupy 27GB RAM on my machine. I have vertival tab lists for all browsers to be able to manage the tabs, so yeah I'm with you here...

[@awawaqtgiw]

wait, ''SHE'' understands boy memes,''SHE'' uses a vtuber avatar, maybe she's a guy irl, or maybe i am overthinking, but hey thats just a theory, A VTUBER THEORY

[@Atomic-Bomb-7M3]

1:33 oh shit he pulled the tactical shovel we are done 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

[@kisukoev]

17:31 incredibly disappointed that the chat didn't start spamming Sbeve

[@procow2274]

21:41 im guessing the joke here is that only the elite clone troopers get the skirt like things

[@TheObsidianDonut-tk9sg]

@@procow2274 it's everyone looking

[@Xeroph-5]

No no no no, boys in chemistry is "What is this and can I eat it?" Which became a running joke that one of us would ask every time we had a practical.

[@infoatniro9055]

As a Boy, I can confirm that not even my family wishes for my birthday👍

[@Aaaaaaaa-xz8wb]

After all it's just a yet another day

[@Gg_man11]

MY MAN SELF IS BROKEN 🥲 Edit:new subscriber I love ur channel

[@BIGkiller1987]

"Girl's: I don't like Minecraft" All the girls I know that play video games play Minecraft and Sims religiously

[@fedecaballero6841]

6:17 Let's be honest,this SURELY was created for April 1st

[@dearthofdoohickeys4703]

Post-nut guilt comes from being addicted and knowing you failed again.

[@ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T]

No it don't. 8 think it sub reigns after that

[@doomguy2553]

@@dearthofdoohickeys4703 actually, it's good for your health, no need to feel guilty

[@toyo8460]

@@doomguy2553 you still shouldn't be addicted. You need to be in control.

[@HeyImRancover]

@@doomguy2553 it acts like drugs i believe

[@TheImmortalBloodwolf]

As a man; i can't speak to male friendships, because i don't have any friends. Everyone always says that humans are social creatures and NEED social interaction; that is far more true for women than it is for men. It's actually quite easy for men to learn to turn off that need and then spend almost 30 years in the wilderness without a single other soul to talk to; and we're just fine... (We Will actually come out more mentally stable) Women are the ones who need social interactions to be mentally stable; as men we don't share that need. Edit: far as I know; learning to turn off that need; ONLY works for men...

[@starkilr101]

7:12 “Who shares?” Perfect question! 12:15 also relatable. Ah the good old days!

[@John_1920]

15:16 When we pee, the pee doesn't really come out in a perfect stream at all, quite the opposite, in fact, as it's rare for that to happen. There's also the matter of cleaning the toilet bowl with our pee, too, can't do that with a perfect stream that would mean keeping it aimed in one spot without even the minutest of movements :P

[@Howie-du7ov]

Wait until you get older and develop prostate issues! No more peeing pebbles down the sidewalk! LOL

[@binheve]

Yea that is weird, pp are designs to shoot in straight line, then it comes out like shotgun blast

[@J-iz4ux]

mine comes out like a power washer or fire hose

[@zane0622]

Even if you pee a perfect stream, it still splashes all over the place.

[@VickoTheIndividual]

​@@zane0622 that happened one time on me the whole toilet smells cra-

[@ololadin91]

Have to say no to the mancold myth... I never met a single guy that was sick more often than his wife/gf. Even though women have the way better immune-system (thats why a man gets a lot sicker than his wife from the same virus/bacteria). So nothing about the "men cold" myth is correct or makes any sense...

[@dittodemo1234]

So you guys like pizza or...

[@EricXD_TheSecond]

I’m evil hahahaha I eat pizza with pineapple 😈👿

[@philharry5349]

I'm worse I eat pizza with anchovies (lie never touched a anchovies in my life)

[@dakotasan8719]

I see someone watched the Game Grumps Super Mario Sunshine LP

[@dittodemo1234]

@@dakotasan8719 Actually I never watched game grumps. I got this from JeromeASF. He might have gotten it from them though

[@dittodemo1234]

@@EricXD_TheSecond Hawaiian pizza is a Canadian invention

[@The-Rezistans]

I’m sorry, I just couldn’t concentrate on the reaction that much because of your cute and fluffy tail!

[@The-Rezistans]

I’m a sucker for fluffy tails, especially fox-like ones…

[@thedragonthatlovesskittles7132]

6:10 I too compete with rival males through headbutt based sparring like the great pachycelpheosaurs of yore

[@nathanmcclung3564]

Guys like to act like wizards at times when throwing in seasoning. My bday is tomorrow.

[@placeholder6974]

@@nathanmcclung3564 happy bday!!

[@RainingCatsNdogs061]

"she be lieved"😂

[@RohanGamingF]

6:24 The F!ck is that?? 😂

[@wolfflowyt919]

I love that "BMW! Mine has gotten me plenty of tickets"

[@epicfiredragon0819]

I went to the hospital with a 110°F fever, people typically die at a 108°F. Fever, the doctors were just in pure shock that I was walking into the hospital. I kept hearing them say “how is he still standing?”

[@ololadin91]

2:58 - aside from certain franchises like hello kitty or the Sims males make out over 70% of global gamers. (Not counting in mobile gaming -> cant be compared to regular gaming/gamers...).

[@vfhrgdgd8983]

As a mobile game this is ̶b̶u̶l̶l̶s̶h̶i̶t true

[@Доскер]

Girls will never understand why we killing eachother in game To check if there's friendly fire

[@chewysnack28]

your school apparently didn't make "Sqauare Dancing" part of P.E. .....

[@chloecamrynortega5030]

The constant wagging tail is so cute

[@lucianjaeger4893]

😂 the boys in chemistry was me and my friends we blew up a science lab in high school. When it comes to friendship though a good comparison when i lost my ex, it wasn't a break up she died while carrying my first child hit by drunk driver. My female friends opted to leave me alone to let me "heal", my male friends recognised the signs i was gone and i was slipping into a deep depression and was tipping into "unaliving" my self territory. The girls wanted to talk about it and everytime they pushed me to it only made me worse because i had to relive seeing her body in the morgue and at the funeral it wasnt what i needed. My male friends decided it was their turn came over drag my ass out into the backyard and beat the shit out of me until i couldnt contain my emotions anymore and let it all out then they just sat in the backyard with me in silence all of us bloody and bruised while i sorted my shit out crying and they stayed there until i finally calmed down and said i was ok. They understood what i needed was to confront the emotions i didn't want too so they put me in a situation where i had too.

[@Dwarvenkingdom]

1:56 you open up to people? What that means

[@Spikes_life]

Idk

[@pekkajarvinen69]

Don't do that. Ever.

[@Arckeosweirdalt]

I think it is ripping someone’s flesh off

[@Dwarvenkingdom]

@@Arckeosweirdalt oh ok thanks

[@MesterMudder]

you guys are kinda stupid lmao opening up to someone is telling them you like them

[@MakennaWilson-hb9pr]

When there's one pizza slice left I grab the pizza and brutally go vacuum mode 😭 This is coming from a girl

[@Dipperdog_RPGirl]

I hear this coming from a winner 🏆

[@Just_An_Empire-h8t]

I onced fought my friend just for a nugget

[@Just_A_Kid5693]

@Just_An_Empire-h8t wait…

[@Just_An_Empire-h8t]

@Just_A_Kid5693 nijjer

[@VickoTheIndividual]

I don't know why

[@Ecco_The_Dolphin]

Cute Moogle suit

[@Adamant-u2u]

14:05 dodgeball means war.

[@while_coyote]

As a Boy I am a hardcore Fortnite player

[@chocco-man]

OH MY GOD I SEEN THAT VIDEO OF DUMBAS,not that i am a new subscriber to your channel i clicked on this vid for curisity

[@doomymusic3943]

I just subscribed today with notifications on so i’m new to the comunity🙂

[@thapasunib21]

Her laughing made my day 😂😢❤

[@WadevsIntertanment]

This is so great I subbed damn😂 That one fat boy trying to roast a person: i hate you The person: dawg *laughs* he remember the *laughs* the *laughs* the time bro made the earth shake from a sneeze The bff: he m-*HAAAAA* m- made the sun dislocate The bff’s bff: he was the sun *laughs* he- made the galaxy w-laughs* when he inhaled *our whole group* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA The last row be like: 🍔🌭🌭🌮🥙🥗🥪🥪🥪🍟🍖🍱🥓🥘🧆🧆

[@TheStealthyOne6]

21:20 OH MY GOD THAT’S ME WITH MY JACKET

[@Fallen69-69]

No better feeling in dodgeball than throwing an absolute piss missile at someone you don't like

[@thewin9459]

Dodgeball is neccessary for weeding out the weak!..... Also it's lotsa fun, especially with those old school rubber balls.😂

[@stevenbro1]

14:12 the boys were carrying a another guy

[@The_one_and_only_Gamer-J]

20%reaction 80% holy yapping of the yappingtons.

[@Foxy-FNAF1983]

17:26 she believed ❤

[@James_Hellbourne]

so an orange wasn't called an orange because it was orange but rather the colour orange is called orange because of the orange

[@Doggia]

If u dont understand 16:48, if someone goes in he and the other goes in be, go to ve and its checkmate

[@KronosVoltaris]

The hard hat joke, my thoughts: time to get the 2 by 4😂

[@lynnshiver83]

I'm crying so bad right now Oh my gosh When they said guys birthdays the guy was just eating a burger by himself That's giving me Flashbacks No 1 even paid attention to me no 1 played with me at recess Everybody was just acting like I wasn't even a real human being

[@kingdraco6548]

"how to weaponize IKEA pencils" is crazy

[@CasperDuToit]

DipperDog your laugh is really cute and i laugh more at it then the reaction vid

[@Melonsandbox6]

4:49 *boys get called gay out of nowhere when they say “you look nice dude”*

[@kongchimtuweam6037]

"how boys actually pee" the pain it feel to split stream :)

[@Julius_P]

I love dodgeball, we had this one kid in class, that would always brag about everything, and everybody disliked him, especially me, because he would go even harder on annoying me, so once we played dodgeball, but with a Basketball, and everybody passed the ball to me on purpose, to hit him, and after lile three tries, i landed one so good, that i hit his head, and he left the sportroom scared and angry, he never annoyed me again after that!😂😂

[@yukitai9063]

Tlo_oly talks in a way that elevates the humour of some memes. Can confirm some of these memes are accurate for both genders and some are a bit skewed.

[@chrissythebaka2525]

The dad one is VERY REALISTIC MY DAD TREATS MY THAT WAY

[@MuscleLineRailfan]

okay the "Beat Saber" got me lmao

[@LWolf12]

"When Boys Season Food" I'm pretty sure is just implying they throw everything in. With the two clips of Chernabog showing him with his hands up, then doing a throwing movement in the second.

[@MikeReichle]

Your the reason we had no more metal in rulers. It didn't stop me. I weaponized and customized my ruler.

[@phantomspartan6046]

girls: is it weird how we live longer than men? also in any dangerous situation boys: Women and children get to safety first.