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Charlie and everyone's favorite mom from KDL season 1 are back! Kudos to Master Chief Santos and co. for reeling Charlie into the Navy! Let's see how Charlie stacks up against the rest of the poolies going through MEPS with him. What was your favorite (or not so favorite) part MEPS? The duck walk? Anal exam? Or the moment you swore into the greatest Armed Forces in the world? Lets us know and follow Charlie through the MEPS process on episode 1 of Kill, Die, Laugh 2.0. LINK IN BIO Also, did anyone else notice White Trash Tammy trying to enlist? Holy smokes!
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@VETTvchannel
@VETTvchannel 6 жыл бұрын
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@majmarkmiranda
@majmarkmiranda 6 жыл бұрын
This is the shit this trailer did it for me man u got my bidnezz
@igot99problemsbutmyaltaint81
@igot99problemsbutmyaltaint81 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Donny and Vet Tv. Vice sucks wookie balhz.. They took the two million views and disabled the comms , chickenshit neophites. Yall gavem the freedom of speech.. Wuddeva Cheers Peckrfaces!!!
@dob3079
@dob3079 6 жыл бұрын
You laugh. This is actually MEPS
@whatnot7453
@whatnot7453 5 жыл бұрын
so why its so accurate
@GSXR_1K_FTW
@GSXR_1K_FTW 5 жыл бұрын
The duck walk...fuck
@johnthomason2773
@johnthomason2773 5 жыл бұрын
You ain't lying
@the_hulk392
@the_hulk392 5 жыл бұрын
Just like meps
@dankdark974
@dankdark974 5 жыл бұрын
I had fun everyone was in a good mood when i went, it was a fuckin riot
@daveferguson9047
@daveferguson9047 5 жыл бұрын
If you went to MEPS and weren't touched by an old man did you even go to MEPS?
@carlosmota8379
@carlosmota8379 4 жыл бұрын
Actually it was a young Asian dud
@rc59191
@rc59191 4 жыл бұрын
I had to go to MEPS 3 times so I got the full experience.
@peytonaaron3026
@peytonaaron3026 4 жыл бұрын
Czech American same :)
@CVPI07
@CVPI07 4 жыл бұрын
I got a nice old lady with a sweaty chaperone
@iroraccy
@iroraccy 4 жыл бұрын
Old, angry Asian dude who walked in with a tray of food each time before he touched ya butt and fondled your balls.
@mr.lonely2463
@mr.lonely2463 3 жыл бұрын
The worst part about meps is one minute you have a 30 year old Karen yelling at you for falling asleep. And the next you have a 70 year old doctor telling you to bend over and spread
@erndel1652
@erndel1652 2 жыл бұрын
Went through this the other day…..
@Edgygazelle99
@Edgygazelle99 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sethchiaroproductions2171
@sethchiaroproductions2171 5 жыл бұрын
Beautiful a contractor yelling at people...lmao
@isaac-vb1ng
@isaac-vb1ng 3 жыл бұрын
We had a subway worker when they gave us lunch and he yelled at us to stfu all the time 😂
@RoundenBrown
@RoundenBrown 11 ай бұрын
Nicest DA civilian.
@T10LawnDart
@T10LawnDart 5 жыл бұрын
Since I was in the Reserve, most of us went through the same MEPS. It was amazing how many different age groups remembered the same doctor that did the rectal exam. Just imagine how many ass holes that guy saw. Crazy.
@carlosmota8379
@carlosmota8379 4 жыл бұрын
😂 I thought the same thing
@davidcoffman9326
@davidcoffman9326 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine how many heads the barber at mcrd San Diego shaved. I bet the doc at any meps has seen just as many buttholes.
@Edgygazelle99
@Edgygazelle99 2 жыл бұрын
He liked it
@emmetts1899
@emmetts1899 11 ай бұрын
Well, they say if you love what you do u never work one day in your life. You need to be a special type of patriot for that job
@JohnnyKaw11B
@JohnnyKaw11B 5 жыл бұрын
MEPs is really just there to make sure you're gay enough.
@michaelegotti6439
@michaelegotti6439 5 жыл бұрын
wholle86 boi
@martinkacmar2063
@martinkacmar2063 4 жыл бұрын
Or fat enough
@user-yg2up4lg3r
@user-yg2up4lg3r 4 жыл бұрын
Or high enough
@davidcoffman9326
@davidcoffman9326 4 жыл бұрын
It's getting you ready to shower with more men in one day than gay pete will in his entire life.
@burton2409
@burton2409 4 жыл бұрын
Haha died out laughing
@kommandantduncan1693
@kommandantduncan1693 5 жыл бұрын
I literally went through MEPS today, and it's scary how accurate this is. Besides the pissing part and getting fisted.
@bishop4390
@bishop4390 5 жыл бұрын
shhhhh, the general public doesnt need to know that the fisting doesnt exist...
@eatthepussy4457
@eatthepussy4457 5 жыл бұрын
Wait you didn't get fisted?
@bishop4390
@bishop4390 5 жыл бұрын
EatThePussy445 exactly.
@matty9699
@matty9699 5 жыл бұрын
Bishop wait what??
@bishop4390
@bishop4390 5 жыл бұрын
Who you disregard my comment, you never read it
@gustavoalmanza2673
@gustavoalmanza2673 5 жыл бұрын
I’d rather do the Crucible again than go through MEPS a second time
@jdm777certified
@jdm777certified 4 жыл бұрын
I leave for San Diego March 2nd 🤙
@chillyboisquarepants4857
@chillyboisquarepants4857 4 жыл бұрын
GaMiNg RePuBlIc aw shit brother same ! 👌🏽 leaving from Htown to SD
@jdm777certified
@jdm777certified 4 жыл бұрын
@@chillyboisquarepants4857 wait fr?!?!?! My last name is McDonald, you? I'll keep an eye out for you brother!
@jdm777certified
@jdm777certified 4 жыл бұрын
@@chillyboisquarepants4857 same ship date too?!
@billlam7756
@billlam7756 3 жыл бұрын
Crucible ain't too bad lol
@allwingsdriver4856
@allwingsdriver4856 6 жыл бұрын
We had that drooling Marine in my group too lmao the kid passed too surprisingly haha
@aphysique
@aphysique 5 жыл бұрын
No foooken way?
@MrHumpah12
@MrHumpah12 4 жыл бұрын
He was probably Honor man! Lol jk
@Edgygazelle99
@Edgygazelle99 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bruges1964
@bruges1964 6 жыл бұрын
I remember two guys who couldn't pee in the cup and spent the next hour and a half at the water fountain and the bathroom
@sgtsimplycrispy7749
@sgtsimplycrispy7749 5 жыл бұрын
*that was me
@nathanielshelnutt4321
@nathanielshelnutt4321 5 жыл бұрын
Some dude pissed at MEPs righr before the piss test
@Jmack7861
@Jmack7861 5 жыл бұрын
Meeeee
@ylysergic1749
@ylysergic1749 5 жыл бұрын
calling me out hard rn
@sikelama8996
@sikelama8996 5 жыл бұрын
It was really easy for me but someone started moaning right next to me because they couldn’t piss
@moneymastermind2698
@moneymastermind2698 5 жыл бұрын
As soon as I saw that DOD civilian say “no talking this is the military” I knew that this is so true to MEPS. MEPS is so full of shit 😂
@VETTvchannel
@VETTvchannel 5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@sorexlozen8968
@sorexlozen8968 5 жыл бұрын
*record deleted* I’m dead XD
@pepealasquid6005
@pepealasquid6005 4 жыл бұрын
*Welcome to the US Army* LMAO
@therealamerican99.76
@therealamerican99.76 4 жыл бұрын
Hahhahahahhahah I’ve met some guys like that I’ve only been in a short while.
@FrogOf4Chan
@FrogOf4Chan 4 жыл бұрын
@@therealamerican99.76 It's so common apparently that it's a stereotype, I heard a lot when i was in about recruiters covering their ears when they hear things that would DQ someone from service... Hell I had like 3 different recruiters when i was going through recruitment and I had heard years later that one of them used white out on another pooly's criminal record.. this is how you know this recruiter wasn't very smart/didn't care because they sent this poor pooly to be tested and fingerprinted at meps and his whole criminal record was there for all the evaluators to see..bet the recruiter got a good laugh out of it.
@therealamerican99.76
@therealamerican99.76 4 жыл бұрын
SPC Dewitt Yup
@357-swagnumultramagax9
@357-swagnumultramagax9 3 жыл бұрын
@@FrogOf4Chan I have something from 10 years ago a restraining order that was later dropped , you think they’ll let me in the navy lol?
@wafflestomp191
@wafflestomp191 5 жыл бұрын
I remember when I went through they made us go to attention when speaking to contractors. Looking back on it it makes me laugh at them
@VETTvchannel
@VETTvchannel 5 жыл бұрын
It should lol
@jeffreyelliott8912
@jeffreyelliott8912 4 жыл бұрын
I went back in and slept the whole time lol
@majmarkmiranda
@majmarkmiranda 6 жыл бұрын
Did she say taste and accuracy
@devo1785
@devo1785 5 жыл бұрын
Taste, Color, Volume AND Accuracy...
@spencernelson1560
@spencernelson1560 5 жыл бұрын
I lost it when the asian guy started lubing up his fist
@1cualtemoch970
@1cualtemoch970 5 жыл бұрын
The coast guard with two people waiting 😂😂😂👏👏 loved it. Love my branch.
@xOPER8Rx
@xOPER8Rx 6 жыл бұрын
I'm thinking of rejoining just to experience the Utopia of MEPS again. 11B FTW
@sokaimam5180
@sokaimam5180 6 жыл бұрын
Trust me they don’t stick a finger up your butt all you do is open your butt cheeks, That’s it
@jmullentech
@jmullentech 5 жыл бұрын
@@EuroS50 LMFAO Holy shit that is perfect!
@jackrose5077
@jackrose5077 5 жыл бұрын
@@sokaimam5180 Well that's a goddamn lie
@mantis_toboggan_md
@mantis_toboggan_md 5 жыл бұрын
Shut your fucking mouth.
@mrsauce6393
@mrsauce6393 5 жыл бұрын
@xOPER8Rx No balls.
@anthonymonterosso7472
@anthonymonterosso7472 5 жыл бұрын
"You will be tested on taste, color, volume, and accuracy" hahaha amazing
@dzobie
@dzobie 5 жыл бұрын
It's all true except the fisting part happens after you join and they don't use lube.
@romeoh4859
@romeoh4859 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely
@titojesusmane9540
@titojesusmane9540 6 жыл бұрын
I have meps on friday, this is preparing me better than my recruiter has if i had to guess
@andrewmontgomery6315
@andrewmontgomery6315 5 жыл бұрын
Yup pretty accurate
@aphysique
@aphysique 5 жыл бұрын
Was it accurate to some degree?
@titojesusmane9540
@titojesusmane9540 5 жыл бұрын
@@aphysique to some degree, i can definitely see where they got this from.
@titojesusmane9540
@titojesusmane9540 5 жыл бұрын
@Taylor Savage lol nahhhh, i got there and decided the army was the wrong branch for me. Gonna go Navy now, bigger signing bonus for what i want to do and mi grandpappy will be prouder
@martyrdoomed
@martyrdoomed 5 жыл бұрын
@@titojesusmane9540 in other words, you were disqualified.
@collinwoodard5116
@collinwoodard5116 5 жыл бұрын
Damn Rousey really let herself go
@djayk9692
@djayk9692 4 жыл бұрын
That’s Chelcie Lynn!! Aka “Tammy”
@baylivn9152
@baylivn9152 5 жыл бұрын
The guy drooling killed me 😂😂😂
@lukeikins6491
@lukeikins6491 5 жыл бұрын
Meps was the gayest 2 days of my life didn’t get any fingers up my ass tho lmao, this is pretty acurate
@VETTvchannel
@VETTvchannel 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao missing out
@davidvergel1533
@davidvergel1533 6 жыл бұрын
That's it I'm sold. This episode was dead on accurate as f***. From 3:54 to the end I was dead🤣🤣🤣
@jackelracer593
@jackelracer593 6 жыл бұрын
yeah right ive been turned down 9 times by the USAF for my criminal history thats too fake
@davidvergel1533
@davidvergel1533 6 жыл бұрын
@@jackelracer593 I believe you, but that's the Air Force, I'm in the Army. I went to basic with guys who were former crack addicts and big time drug dealers who got military service as a result of a mercy plea. Now that was just a couple years ago. My drill sergeant, who enlisted during Desert Storm, is one of many who came straight out of prison into the military during that time period. Standards change from branch to branch. When it comes to morality the Marine Corps is notorious for having the lowest standards. The Army is just above them, but not by much. The Navy and Air Force are known for being very picky about who gets in. Also you have to factor in what MEPS you go to and if they're making they're quotas.
@joedoggm
@joedoggm 5 жыл бұрын
Same bro it’s fucking hilarious.
@aphysique
@aphysique 5 жыл бұрын
@@davidvergel1533 no fricken way are they taking felon's?? Really
@SecurityGuy42
@SecurityGuy42 6 жыл бұрын
Wasn't the drooling marine recruit suppose to be eating his crayons during the ASVAB like they were doing when I took my ASVAB? Or did they run out of crayons since the 1990s? Things definitely have changed over the last 20 some years. But some things never do.
@chaseblum2702
@chaseblum2702 6 жыл бұрын
Nah they got em flyin helicopters and shit now, shits wack
@huntermyers6409
@huntermyers6409 6 жыл бұрын
Its changed even some of the stuff that was in this video dosnt happen anymore it was pretty fucking funny tho
@mugekuge
@mugekuge 6 жыл бұрын
Oh my god........ 2002 at MEPs in SD........
@1337penguinman
@1337penguinman 5 жыл бұрын
@@huntermyers6409 I know. I'm pretty sure the Army doesn't even bother with the formality of the background check anymore.
@obfuscated3090
@obfuscated3090 5 жыл бұрын
You shouldn't eat crayons as the health consequences may interfere with your opportunity to wage war. I knew all that AFOSH training would be good for something: www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5454070/ "Crayons are among widely used substances, especially by children. Even if we take our children to a restaurant in western countries such as USA, the first thing they get on the table is a set of crayons. Although in general they are not toxic and are less messy than some of other art materials, they can have varying levels of lead contamination (2-4). Lead is a toxic heavy metal and its exposure poses a major health risk to consumers (5-7). Lead is non-biodegradable, which is a major cause of its prolonged perseverance in the environment. Exposure to lead causes numerous harmful effects on various organs including nervous and reproductive systems (7). Lead exposure has been associated with impaired spermatogenesis, reduced serum testosterone level, infertility, and abnormal prostatic functions in males (7, 8) and infertility, miscarriage, and pregnancy hypertension and premature delivery in females (9, 10). Among all the organs, the nervous system is the key target for lead-induced toxicity. Lead is associated with many neurological disorders including nerve and brain damage, Low IQ, delayed growth, short-term memory and hearing loss, behavioral problems, and possibly diseases such as Parkinson’s disease, Alzheimer’s disease, and schizophrenia (7, 11). Lead poisoning in children, even at low level, significantly affects their nervous system. This can cause reduced IQ, lack of ability to concentrate, slowed growth, irritability, and hyperactivity of the child. Although, not specifically related to children, lead exposure has also been associated with a variety of genomic changes including deletions, chromosomal gaps, fusion, and polyploidy (12, 13). "
@Ranstone
@Ranstone 5 жыл бұрын
I'm that shy, boy-next-door who's so self conscious I wear a shirt to the beach... in the water. But for some reason, at MEPS, I just snapped. I was talking and joking with my doctor as I took the piss test, and was genuinely chill with everything. -Something is wrong with me mentally. XD- *I am in perfect health.*
@jamesharding3459
@jamesharding3459 5 жыл бұрын
Ranstone Lol same.
@woodsmann7417
@woodsmann7417 2 жыл бұрын
It's been two years, how are ya
@Subscribers-gj6oy
@Subscribers-gj6oy 5 жыл бұрын
"Lying could face jail" sign... I am just a poolee and I was never to sure how accurate Vet TV was... but DAMN
@autumnwing5791
@autumnwing5791 5 жыл бұрын
This is literally a new "Office"
@bleachedmud8723
@bleachedmud8723 4 жыл бұрын
That asthma can stay between us.
@simbadg13
@simbadg13 5 жыл бұрын
Huh Meps was easy for me. Didn't get a rectal exam Everyone was nice The doc sped through my physical worst thing was getting my blood drawn. Guess I got lucky
@Awesomenesspossumness
@Awesomenesspossumness 5 жыл бұрын
simbadg13 Same here, except I had to bend over and spread cheeks.
@Gold_FT
@Gold_FT 5 жыл бұрын
@@Awesomenesspossumness same with me but at least we didnt get touched
@patriot1525
@patriot1525 5 жыл бұрын
Where did you go for it?
@gabrielschultz89
@gabrielschultz89 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like my experience.
@Bobby.2k1
@Bobby.2k1 4 жыл бұрын
Waiting, bp, piss, interrogation, duck walk, blood, eyes, spread cheeks, hearing. Good to go. Waited on my adhd shit to get cleared and I was good. The worst part of meps for me was the waiting. I one waited around 6 hours for the hotel shuttle bus.
@ITSaJOKEEE
@ITSaJOKEEE 4 жыл бұрын
This is very accurate lmao for some reason they wouldn’t let me check my score on the ASVAB until I talked to my recruiter I took a peek and some guy yelled at me from 2 feet away
@samwertheimer4848
@samwertheimer4848 4 жыл бұрын
Ramiro Reyes lol same thing happened to me
@heyguy23
@heyguy23 5 жыл бұрын
"And you young man, come'on move along." 😂
@saltysteven573
@saltysteven573 6 жыл бұрын
8:26 So easy even people without feet can pass.
@MrTypicalPlayer
@MrTypicalPlayer 5 жыл бұрын
Yep.. MEPs was worse than everything I've had to do since.
@actionjason5150
@actionjason5150 4 жыл бұрын
Haha. I went to MEPS on a base in Germany, and it was nothing like this... all they checked was my height, weight,vision, hearing and then a doctor checked my heartbeat and lungs and that was it 🤣
@lioncelica5170
@lioncelica5170 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a military brat. Lucky.
@o.g.c2769
@o.g.c2769 2 жыл бұрын
Right they looked me up and down like a rat they planned on experimenting on and I ended up getting shot down
@actionjason5150
@actionjason5150 2 жыл бұрын
@@lioncelica5170 yeah, but not really. I lived in Germany all my life far away from any US base. I was just lucky that they don’t really have a meps there. the recruiter does everything and is shady as fuck 😂
@SylentLight
@SylentLight 5 жыл бұрын
When i was bent over someone tried to open the door
@Ranstone
@Ranstone 5 жыл бұрын
Almost got PTSD before you even shipped.
@unfortunateson5016
@unfortunateson5016 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@superbroadcaster
@superbroadcaster 5 жыл бұрын
Just finished MEPS this morning and it's so spot on 😂
@toxicity4818
@toxicity4818 5 жыл бұрын
just got home from MEPS. Holy shit, after watching it beforehand, and watching it again, it is so much funnier now.
@VETTvchannel
@VETTvchannel 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao love hearing that
@Kafkodesu
@Kafkodesu 5 жыл бұрын
Just got back from MEPS yesterday, this is 100% correct lmao.
@richardnoah2922
@richardnoah2922 8 ай бұрын
19K?
@Kafkodesu
@Kafkodesu 8 ай бұрын
@@richardnoah2922 Yep, also Jesus christ this is from 4 years ago... fuuucckkkk
@Kraggathor
@Kraggathor 4 жыл бұрын
When the doc grabbed my junk it was with enough force to break wood and bend metal. Dude off to the side who had to be a witness to the prostate exam sat there in horror as an old man was fighting over my nuts struggling to not laugh hard enough for the other applicants to hear in the other room. Prostate exam was just as engaging. Bent down like a hooker picking up a five dollar bill. Thank God I didn't have to deal with the glove. Yelled and screamed at the entire time and was told to be the biggest dumbass by security walking in an out. Good memories.
@d.johnson9957
@d.johnson9957 3 жыл бұрын
Dear God, this was way too accurate! This had me laughing so damn hard, I'm actually light headed from the lack of oxygen to my jacked up brain.
@superzenk5786
@superzenk5786 4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes the ol “I’m on your side, I’m your friend, and i just want you to make it” 😂
@pocketmoneyfishing3461
@pocketmoneyfishing3461 5 жыл бұрын
I've just completed the Australian Army recruiting process and I related to everything here!! So funny and so true!!
@majmarkmiranda
@majmarkmiranda 6 жыл бұрын
OMG I'm dying oh oh my God the dude in glasses was the best
@Gen_Kael
@Gen_Kael 5 жыл бұрын
I Remember going to MEPS and some newb couldn't hit my vein for shit. After about 3 minutes of digging around in my arm I thanked her by barfing all over her feet.
@tomservo5347
@tomservo5347 2 жыл бұрын
I remember everyone walking out of the office for hernia checks having a violated look on their face while trying to act nonchalant. The desk with a bottle of KY, box of gloves, waste basket full of used ones, and a big glob of spilled KY on the edge of the desk is what greeted me along with the doctor that I swear was pushing 90 years old.
@ralphralpherson9441
@ralphralpherson9441 2 жыл бұрын
When Dr. Chang lubed up his middle finger , then just started spraying KY on his entire fist. 🤣
@JuicySommelier
@JuicySommelier 3 жыл бұрын
I was an MP and a captain had me run background checks on the guys working the road. All multiple felons 😆😂😆😂
@JohnRayMitch
@JohnRayMitch 5 жыл бұрын
Im wearing that exact purple alien shirt night now. Wtf.
@JR-pz7nh
@JR-pz7nh 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly this is so accurate it actually gave me goosebumps just remembering this shit
@SmokeBlastt
@SmokeBlastt 5 жыл бұрын
I just did the whole MEPS physical last Wednesday lmao shipping April 30th army
@WWIILivingHistory
@WWIILivingHistory 5 жыл бұрын
May 20th ft Sill Oklahoma
@loverofsexification
@loverofsexification 5 жыл бұрын
Hope you're enjoying reception young boot
@theironknight7207
@theironknight7207 5 жыл бұрын
Death Realm did ya pass
@AmiriAssasinn
@AmiriAssasinn 5 жыл бұрын
Finally one I can relate, this is actually M.E.P.S. Lmao. The Jacksonville meps is way worse doe. Going to Parris island in less than a month
@VETTvchannel
@VETTvchannel 5 жыл бұрын
Good luck to ya man
@danielmiller9050
@danielmiller9050 4 жыл бұрын
Jacksonville wasn’t that bad just the fucking waiting around was bad I leave 27th of this month
@monty8765
@monty8765 4 жыл бұрын
Dude Jacksonville was funny but sucked still. when I went like 90% of the people there were goin navy
@redman0324
@redman0324 4 жыл бұрын
I got my prostate checked at Fort Jackson by an alcohol breath laden doc for MEPS. To my knowledge no one else got a finger up the shit can while a guy from my school went through with a hole in his heart. He did get the boot upon passing out on a hump training to be a drill instructor.
@halcyon9509
@halcyon9509 4 жыл бұрын
I remember having eczema and the doctor was like “O-well I’ll just wave it no big deal have a good day son”
@TheRealTroubleShooter
@TheRealTroubleShooter 3 жыл бұрын
Late to this party, but when we did the duck walk, the 6'3" navy dude running that shit was beat boxing... something tells me he LOVES his job. Idk why I was surprised at the time
@wckvn
@wckvn 5 жыл бұрын
We had an emo kid in MEPS in 2008... little bit chubby... pinks and blacks... same shit about the hair... little bit chubby. Guess what, he got signed for 11B... After that he cried... it was tears of happiness. He wanted to be a grunt and he got it.
@bigbadword
@bigbadword Жыл бұрын
Every time someone tells me they are joining the military I tell them to watch this video before they go to MEPS.
@Mikek88
@Mikek88 6 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest video of all time good job guys.
@parklands9739
@parklands9739 6 жыл бұрын
This is some top notch stuff
@muertesolo
@muertesolo 5 жыл бұрын
You guys nailed MEPS.
@yook1341
@yook1341 2 жыл бұрын
6:06 “lie just lie don’t tell them shit I’ll get a waver for you” -recruiter
@kvn_grtr5906
@kvn_grtr5906 3 жыл бұрын
The special one, the one with the galaxy themed shirt, is pretty much like a guy we had in my boot camp platoon, his last name was Sayoc. During the receiving night, I had to repeat Sayoc every instruction we were given for him to execute it. I don't know if he was acting like that on purpose, or if his recruiters did everything on their hands to send Sayoc like that. And no, he didn't make it out of Port Royal SC, at least no with the EGA in his pocket.
@brad3354
@brad3354 5 жыл бұрын
I just got done at meps a few weeks ago and the dr looked like a mad scientist
@sloth_7665
@sloth_7665 6 жыл бұрын
Can't wait! Now y'all just need to accept paypal
@THC800
@THC800 2 жыл бұрын
The middle-fingered glove with taps being played…pure gold
@spencernelson1560
@spencernelson1560 5 жыл бұрын
"Bring me that Danish"
@thelastchance6113
@thelastchance6113 3 жыл бұрын
I was there 20 years ago and I remeber it being a lot like this.
@dianledraugr3415
@dianledraugr3415 5 жыл бұрын
@ 1:05 😂 he pulled up all slow
@Mightyduck7993
@Mightyduck7993 6 ай бұрын
Went to MEPS yesterday for my physical…..easily one of the longest days of my life 🤦🏻‍♂️
@Tree_Dee
@Tree_Dee 6 жыл бұрын
YIKES! Remember doing that with a HANGOVER! (No computers, though. Just some Navy corpsman going, "Who's urine is this? Who left this urine here!? Is this your urine....?!!)
@dominicgomez333
@dominicgomez333 5 жыл бұрын
The accuracy of this hurts 😂😂
@CaptainTyler-xi9zs
@CaptainTyler-xi9zs 4 жыл бұрын
Pretty accurately reflects my time at MEPS. No joke.
@calvinguo7423
@calvinguo7423 5 жыл бұрын
I remember this one dude who couldn’t piss in a cup at all 🤣
@thatmitsubishikid2498
@thatmitsubishikid2498 2 жыл бұрын
Was just there 2 days ago. This is exactly how it was. And I mean to a tee. Like the resemblance is fucking insane.
@gabeg.1596
@gabeg.1596 5 жыл бұрын
I literally went too meps two weeks ago and there was an indian doctor and then there was the white doctor. If you got the indian doctor it was more than two fingers... there was a couple of weird kids...
@matthewgarza9828
@matthewgarza9828 2 жыл бұрын
To the guy with nubs for feet im glad you where there for my first time at meps
@PeferG17
@PeferG17 5 жыл бұрын
The goddamn duck walk... fuck that shit man. :D
@RJS1966USMC
@RJS1966USMC 2 жыл бұрын
True MEPS story from WAY back (1966): My Dad was supposed to go thru all of the stations like everyone else, except he got snagged by an MP after the first station. The MP took custody of him and walked him to every station, reminding him to "Shut UP, Do as you're told!" and he put him at the head of the line for each one. What normally was an all day, 8 hour ordeal to get thru it all, took him just 3 hours and he was finished. He got his ship-out date for boot camp and left. Turns out the MP was Dad's Brother-In-Law, (My Uncle on my Mom's side) doing him a favor to get thru it all fast. LOL!
@TheWTFsauce
@TheWTFsauce 4 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he lubed the fist 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@daddydoc1115
@daddydoc1115 4 жыл бұрын
I was laughing until he said "lets just say I got a 78" because I went to MEPS 3 weeks ago and also scored a 78 that had me ROLLING
@willvanderveer192
@willvanderveer192 4 жыл бұрын
I was nervous for meps, but not anymore. Thanks VET Tv👍
@Wreckless229
@Wreckless229 4 жыл бұрын
I remember one kid couldn’t piss the first go round so they made him chug water until the next urinalysis group was going in. Poor guy drank so much water he puked. Worst part is he tried to cover his mouth so it sprayed all over the place and ruined his medical chart
@nathanmisenhelter2573
@nathanmisenhelter2573 5 жыл бұрын
I just when to meps and I can tell you from experience this was very accurate. love the videos keep up the amazing work.
@brettski5625
@brettski5625 5 жыл бұрын
Prepare the long rubber gloves...eni meni mini mo...I wonder where my glove will go?
@scubashark999
@scubashark999 4 жыл бұрын
God the flashbacks
@VETTvchannel
@VETTvchannel 4 жыл бұрын
What part hit home?
@scubashark999
@scubashark999 4 жыл бұрын
@@VETTvchannel the civilian contractors
@parkwayrider5200
@parkwayrider5200 3 жыл бұрын
Waiting in line to get prostate check and a stretched limo pulled behind the building .The Sarge behind me said "That's the doctor his fingers are so long he has to ride in that limo".I did the scared laugh.
@spookspark101
@spookspark101 2 жыл бұрын
They picked the perfect actors for this
@southernrebel7424
@southernrebel7424 4 жыл бұрын
Got back from MEPS 2 weeks ago.. Ft Jackson. This is very accurate
@alexkyte4093
@alexkyte4093 4 жыл бұрын
Just went through MEPS last month. This is incredibly accurate, except we couldn't have our cell phones.
@DjangoStock
@DjangoStock 5 жыл бұрын
I did MEPS back in 1990 at Louisville, KY. Still keeping the tradition I see.. LOL! Loving this content guys! Keep em coming!
@macNcheese-we6de
@macNcheese-we6de 5 жыл бұрын
MEPS was definitely like that 🤣
@dkj978
@dkj978 3 жыл бұрын
This is exactly like MEPS and the people that go through it.
@ryanchesney2186
@ryanchesney2186 5 жыл бұрын
Ok I might have to sign up for this 😂😂
@lvtuckerrvb
@lvtuckerrvb 3 жыл бұрын
When the Asian doctor started lubing up his middle finger, I was thinking "Thats not accurate." But when he started doing his fist, then it became realistic.
@VanillaGorilla502
@VanillaGorilla502 5 жыл бұрын
7:37 That happened to all of us.... Right fellas??
@johnthomason2773
@johnthomason2773 5 жыл бұрын
Nope did it happen to you?
@yosour6733
@yosour6733 5 жыл бұрын
Vanilla Gorilla you got fisted by a dude? that doesn’t actually happen right that’s some weird shit
@clough211
@clough211 3 жыл бұрын
Dude those doc's are literally like spot on, white old dude with odd hairstyle and old Asian man..
@yavin99
@yavin99 4 жыл бұрын
My biggest question was why did the civilian doctor interogate me about my drug use, even if you say no he calls you a liar and calls you a pot head which was true but how did he know that?
@SecurityGuy42
@SecurityGuy42 5 жыл бұрын
Memories.......
@AAllen-br8it
@AAllen-br8it 5 жыл бұрын
You're going to be graded on taste, color, volume and accuracy.
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