Mercedes' Mishaps

#Mercedes #FireEmblemThreeHouses #ThreeHouses
Mercedes - Dorothy Elias-Fahn
Dimitri - Chris Hackney
Music Used:
From Fire Emblem: Three Houses Soundtrack:
*A Gentle Breeze
*God Shattering Star
*Life at Garreg Mach Monastery
Cooking with Zess T. - Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
Outro Music:
Buoy Base Galaxy (soft remix) - Super Mario Galaxy
• New Outro Music - Buoy...

[@trevorphilips4925]

i almost thought dimitri was going to loose his eye there

[@MorganinJapan]

EYE SEE what you did there ;)

[@leungzinwang4188]

Same

[@vwin9112]

Talk about a “eye” scream, sorry, trope reference.

[@protagonistman1232]

Same here

[@paulman34340]

Likely would have been far far less painful than him using that super strength from his crest to pull it out himself....

[@SomeAsian]

Mercedes gasses the entirety of Garrag Mach trying to cook something that isn't a dessert. More at 11.

[@sixtybuzzer8373]

1:38 Death Knight: “Sister...what have you done?”

[@overforest1195]

I thought jeritza was her father? idk though I haven't done CF route yet.

[@ninjakirby777]

Overforest 119 if you don’t know why are you commenting?!?!

[@totallynotafanficreader7850]

@@overforest1195 Jeritza is her younger brother.

[@alexanderharrison7421]

@@totallynotafanficreader7850 where do we learn this, Paralogue or CF

[@totallynotafanficreader7850]

@@alexanderharrison7421 I can't quite remember, but I think its said in their supports together in the CF route, and I believe (SPOILER FOR AM) Mercedes mentions it when the death knight dies.

[@lucasdellamaggiore]

1:34 I just noticed Sylvain isn't shocked but rather amused, nice detail

[@felixma9192]

Seems like emotional support isn't the only thing he gets from being with her

[@IvanLerma759]

*Ingrid Smacks Sylvain*

[@nintenbotgacha5517]

Wait,YUCK Sylvain,why?!

[@victorvaquer94]

And Felix looks downright offended and it kills me.

[@CAPAE]

Everyone: WHO KEEPS PLACING YOU ON COOKING DUTY!?

[@Mute14_]

CAPAE also everyone: ^places Mercie on cooking duty to recruit her^

[@CAPAE]

@@Mute14_ This sounds like a good idea. She can bake right? This is just going on top of the oven...

[@zacharyyoungblood7013]

Byleth: "Muahahahahaha"

[@floricel_112]

@@CAPAE this is NOT how cooking works *explosion*

[@LionsEatNoobs]

Yay, favorite Blue Lions girl is here. Mercedes is so sweet it's practically impossible to hate her

[@taylorlisowskimusic8063]

Actually one of my friends say that they hate Mercedes because of her so calm voice

[@sofiadavies5424]

@@taylorlisowskimusic8063 :(( I think it's so cute and suits her well, and it shows she's quite soft spoken

[@dragonreaper9850]

Yeah!

[@taylorlisowskimusic8063]

@@sofiadavies5424 I know I don't think her voice is a bad thing

[@dontlookatthis]

Strange I hate her because she's nice

[@timsoup204]

I thought Balthus would have been the winner for the Punch Machine. Looks like the King of Grappling has gotten rusty.

[@jjjj4rd]

his score was incalculable due to him breaking the machine

[@jmagicd9831]

More importantly, how do you figure Hilda won anything? And 225 squat record? Raph gotta work on the legs, and everyone else for that matter

[@Hadaron]

JMagicd ...there was a one-minute time limit.

[@jmagicd9831]

J Dawg 25o I suppose it could be a subtle reference to Hilda’s episode

[@Hadaron]

JMagicd Oh, I was making a joke to rationalize the 225 squats... meaning Raphael was doing roughly 3.8 squats a second, a mental image that makes me laugh.

[@kingpingaming4503]

The Physical Fitness Report is Gold

[@The_Evening_Sun]

Looks like Ike has really gotten some good Basketball practice in. It must be thanks to that Path of Radiance x Space Jam crossover.

[@SharurFoF]

Ike just uses Aether to dunk

[@alexanderharrison7421]

Balthus holding a Plank for 3 and a half hours is incredible

[@sincerelyotaku7878]

Dorothy Fahn voice is so calming and sweet. She was a great choice for voicing Mercedes.

[@MidnightCapricorn2696]

That explains why I love (platonically) two characters she voiced and like another.

[@Genra]

*Physical Fitness Records* Push-ups: _Raphael_ (145) Sit-ups (1 min): _Raphael_ (103) Pull-ups: _Hilda_ (32) Plank: _Balthus_ (3h 45 mins) Bench (10 reps): _Raphael_ (300 lbs) Squat (10 reps): _Raphael_ (225 lbs) Mile Run: _Byleth_ (4.59) 100m Swim: _Petra_ (0.53) Punch Machine: _Catherine_ (139 pt.) High Jump: _Byleth_ (10m) Long Jump: _Byleth_ (7m) Slam Dunk Contest: _Ike_ (10,000pt) So.... Raphael is jacked, Hilda can pull, Byleth is Mario, and modern fitness equipment exists at Garreg Mach. Also in case you're curious, based on my brief research, most of them don't break any world records (not counting Ike). Petra does come very close to beating the Woman's Olympic 100m Swim record though, which is 52.70. The only one I think is a real world record is Byleth's High Jump, as he crushes the current record, which is 2.45m. As consolation though I do believe most of them, especially Raphael, are nearing Olympic standard lol

[@solarflare3752]

Needed more Felix

[@LuriTV]

well, Petra would hold the women's world record until the 2000 olympics though

[@dabluepittoo-aqua4213]

Byleth did have some Smash training, so it kinda makes sense. Also Fodlan already has PCs, Minecraft, McDonalds playplaces, Uno and interactable dialogue boxes. I swear Three Houses takes place in modern times

[@gabrielrussell5531]

I'm surprised Dimitri doesn't have any considering his strength-growths.

[@killercroc99]

@@gabrielrussell5531 Never had the time. Too busy contemplating his own existence.

[@mr.hanzano1844]

Ummm, that sword is not a kunai Mercedes...

[@desipenguin6713]

0:24 she throws the sword at dimitri.... god shattering star starts playing Lol

[@luceena6165]

*WRYS TO THE TOP*

[@nintenbotgacha5517]

Hello

[@luceena6165]

@@nintenbotgacha5517 owo

[@floricel_112]

So you're telling me there WASN'T any grip measurement that Dimitri could have won effortlessly?

[@soronexle2681]

God Shattering Star over Dimitri barely dodging that sword throw... That is hysterical.

[@nintenbotgacha5517]

How can nobody notice death knight except Constance

[@killercroc99]

Cuz Constance and Jeritza are boning. Duh.

[@nintenbotgacha5517]

Drew Daniel Jeritza’s s support is the best one actually

[@nintenbotgacha5517]

Drew Daniel and Constance is part of DLC

[@killercroc99]

She literally promised him a Rose Garden

[@CAPAE]

Mercedes: There, there Felix. Let big sister dote on you. 😊☀️🌈s

[@BenFM]

Mercie is so sweet honestly, I've grown to like her a lot more over playing more and more three houses

[@SvanEsch123]

0:55 HER FACE JUST CASUALLY SMILING WHILE THE ENTIRE DINING HALL IS FILLING WITH SMOKE LMAO

[@Lightpaladin720]

Can't wait till we see one of the 4 house leaders, especially timeskip Dimitri

[@lpfan4491]

Death Knight:"This place sucks, not enough death." Mercedes:"I can fix that." *Starts cooking*

[@will6391]

0:37 I love how Ike is has the high score for slam dunk... AETHER!

[@zwillscoopchannel9689]

Geekboy how did he get there tho

[@ashy3604]

@@zwillscoopchannel9689 he air jordan’d all the way to fodlan

[@lil_puddin]

That Wrys poster is both motivational and beautiful.

[@lorddragonskin3603]

Headcanon: Dmitri and Mercedes' support line is the reason Dmitri gets Royal Lineage+ post-timeskip. (Royal Lineage+ grants Dmitri 1.2 EXP gain and it grants him 20 AVO when at full health) P.S. Yes. I also write Dimitri as Dmitri.

[@mellotune7]

I honestly thought Mercedes would be a boring character. Glad I was proved wrong and she is now one of my top favorites, she’s such a goddamn gem.

[@PJServo]

1:35 Felix: DO NOT WANT! Sylvain: DO WANT! Ingrid: Don't know if want...

[@lpfan4491]

Hold up-

[@teono6057]

I didn't know that Ike was studying at the academy

[@Lightpaladin720]

Yeah I noticed as well

[@Monotonegent]

Correspondence school. He does it all through messenger owl.

[@erikaz1590]

Rhea was apprehensive about him being on campus knowing he fights dragons

[@byronvonedmund]

Damn, It would be great to get Marth, Roy, Ike, Robin, Lucina, Corrin and Chrom via Amiibo. To bad they only give one song to use during a normal fight

[@Lightpaladin720]

@@byronvonedmund I forgot who it was but someone made a vid on if certain fire emblem characters were in three houses with their own personal Skills, growths, and magic skills

[@PaintTrain777]

Seriously, if Edelgard wanted to conquer Garrag Mach, all she had to do was use Hubert's stealth to get Mercedes assigned to permanent cooking duty without anyone noticing. Place would be bankrupt from the repair costs in a matter of weeks.

[@ninjagregshow9423]

Ya know, blue lions was my first route and it didn't take me very long to realize that Mercedes is the blue lions mom

[@PenguinTr4sh]

Hilda: “ugh, you’re making me work” Proceeds to get a fitness record

[@yellowsunnygirl]

Lost my mind when I heard the Zess T cooking music!!!

[@Ravii697]

Quite surprised Hilda has the pull-ups record, but not squats

[@shybluehope894]

Poor Dedue has to deal with way to much

[@adamkampen]

Mercedes is looking like a dagger unit with how she threw that sword

[@IAteABox]

I was mostly expecting it to be about her love for ghosts while we have 3 characters who are afraid of them. This works better.

[@Demonboy007]

*sees Death Knight and Constance* This does put a smile on my face.

[@Arkensius1157]

Just look at Dedue at 1:43!

[@killercroc99]

I never understood that support with Ashe because she's one of the top cooks. Also, #remasterThousandYearDoor

[@mihaimorar2043]

Shes the top *baker* .

[@timsoup204]

She said so herself that she can't cook with spices as much because she doesn't like spicy foods. She's good at baking though.

[@killercroc99]

Yeah, but she's got the up arrows for when you bring her to the kitchen.

[@ThatoneFelicia]

Tbh i dont think ttyd needs a remaster the graphics have held up and also im afraid there'll be moaners if they give the game white outlines on characters

[@jeschoofs]

Drew Daniel probably because she *likes* cooking, doesn’t mean she’s good at it

[@celticwind4122]

Wasn't planning to like initially but the wrys to the top killed me. Well done good sir

[@ShadowStar-wo8vi]

0:29 🎵Yousa reach past the gooch. Now reach that ass and grab!!!🎵 I can’t be the only one who heard that, right?

[@colewatson4830]

Mercedes is my 2nd favorite member of the Blue Lions. I just wanted to acknowledge how sweet & polite she is to other folks.

[@Emboarbof]

*Wrys to the top* Soldier, you've learned well.

[@Gamebro3844]

Hehehe! The look on Dimitri's face!

[@natoriousthehopeful2786]

Thank you for doing a video on the ultimate big sis waifu😍. I replayed Azure Moon just so I could marry my precious Tsumugi, I Mercedes. I'm guessing from your last poll that Yuri is next?

[@MidnightCapricorn2696]

_Marry into the despair._

[@sephiroth8684]

@@MidnightCapricorn2696 I shall give you dis pair

[@2BChaos]

Clever Death Battle reference with the rally poster lol

[@ShadowStar-wo8vi]

1:40 I personally feel Jeritza unmasked would’ve been better placed here.

[@byronvonedmund]

Mercedes has a *very* powerful mommy vibe

[@CAPAE]

Everyone: JUST STOP F**KING COOKING!

[@ejelecflametails6657]

Mercedes. This will be fun

[@BenjaMan64]

Ah, Mercedes. One of my favorite FE3H characters. Thank you for this.

[@Lawlietftw30]

This almost makes me want to make a swordmaster mercedes.

[@erikaz1590]

Mercedes confirmed to be a dagger unit

[@FlyingZard11]

A Summer Mercedes alt?

[@bdubz5101]

Byleth's long jump: 7m. Byleth's high jump: 10m. HOW?

[@ThatoneFelicia]

Nice, the paper mario cooking music fantastic!

[@Genra]

Awww, big sis is here :D

[@shortbread1818]

I still cry when I remember how her timeskip design got rid of her beautiful flowing hair

[@a.liguria2698]

Well, on the other hand, that hairstyle is the infamous "dead mother" hairstyle. And she decides to show something else of beautiful.

[@Sonicfalcon16]

Theres something you're animations that make me nostalgic

[@JonSmith-hk1bq]

0/10 for realism: Sylvain would have been like, "It's that kind of a lesson?" and stripped on the spot.

[@LFPman]

Swinging Swords, Blowing up kitchens and... Crest babies?

[@jeffersontheai2773]

Omg! Paper Mario cooking theme! Bring back great memory.

[@ericchigusa5408]

Balthus Dialogues are so funny and Hapis interactions on Monastery are great! You should make them!

[@GoldLight73]

“Using swords as projectiles... Get on my level.” -A certain edgy archer

[@floricel_112]

Actually satan?

[@GoldLight73]

@@floricel_112 Yup. The Actually is important.

[@Mister100Percent]

Somehow Ike holds the record for the Slam Dunk contest. Now I’m imagining Ike just traveling through different worlds just fucking around

[@sheridanwolf]

Clearly an archer. Maybe even Nameless Archer style

[@idreadFell365]

Dimitri was about to get his eye patch early

[@xer_7438]

1:38 I'm surprised no one passed out from the smoke and shock.

[@Saphira1001fanfic]

I like how you snuck Ike into the contest in the training grounds.

[@minhbinh3142]

I died at God Shattering Star part 😂

[@ShadowStar-wo8vi]

1:42 Well here’s another “This is fine” meme.

[@Moon-nk3co]

Mercedes is too innocent and pure for a war!

[@saintlucifer4131]

So nostalgic hearing Zess-T's theme.

[@MeesaiD]

0:18 Pause right here. I can't believe Ike beat every 3H character in slam dunking.

[@killercroc99]

He does have a Dwight Howard-esque Superman Cape

[@zhengwenyu1587]

Oh gods, the Legendary Wrys

[@eric_moore-6126]

I find God Shattering Star fits better how you use it here than how Nintendo did.

[@joshu99]

I look Dimitri face....😂 When she cooks, Ashe, Annette, Dedue, and Constance panicking except Death Knight. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Pillzpop]

D'aww~

[@olldo23]

Haha! Great work! Always love your 3H vids!

[@chrisk5512]

Mercedes in all cut scenes : :3

[@roaringthunder115]

I lost it when god shattering star played

[@ShadowStar-wo8vi]

1:33 DAMN YOU MOSAIC CENSORSHIP!!!!!

[@spookyghostwriter3110]

Slam Dunk- Ike. Heh.

[@NintendoGirl49]

0:24 That face XDDDDDD 1:38 Mercedes: Lala~ Cooking is fun~ Annette: MERCIE STOP!! YOU'RE DESTROYING THE WHOLE KITCHEN!!! Dedue: MERCEDES WHY ARE YOU BURNING THE WHOLE KITCHEN!!! Constance: MERCEDES WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!! Jeritza: ...What... I don't remember my sister being a bad cook...

[@midnightfreack5584]

The part where she threw the sword caught me off guard lmao

[@NinjaAO42]

1:38 Dedue: "YOU'RE COOKING IN A BURNT PAN, YOU ****ING DICK!!!"

[@ajmorales4272]

Ike's score... *IT'S OVER 9000!*

[@toadskywalker6417]

Aw geez! Can somebody give this girl an instruction manual!

[@Lunimoose]

The one mishap she doesn’t have is baking

[@krausier]

I lost it when i heard god shattering star play!

[@kiondzx2.069]

1:38 OMG THE SCHOOL IS ON FIRE!😱

[@kilbeam99]

Love the new outro!

[@starbonkers0724]

God-Shattering Star? In a Blue Lion house? clicked like button

[@xander0901]

Dimitri-Shattering Sword

[@gonzalogox282]

Dimitri lost his eye in training with Mercedes

[@kirbymastah]

I thought the game was bugged when it said she was good at cooking and then she set the pan on fire with that expression

[@gratedshtick]

heh

[@Hawke_0]

Dimitri is scarred for life-

[@geliscon]

Petra is an Olympic level swimmer. If that 53 seconds for the 100m freestyle is 53.00 seconds, she would have placed 4th in the 2016 Olympics. And if that 53 seconds is 53.99 seconds, then she would have placed 10th instead.

[@yoshi7193]

Ike dunks for his friends 🏀

[@JackBradshaw745]

Ahh Mercedes, whenever I play FETH, she pretty much carries my team... . As a Wyvern Lord. (No I am not joking LOL)

[@paperluigi6132]

At this point, carrying your team is impressive only if the unit is anything other than a Wyvern Lord, seeing as how that's the most broken class in Three Houses.

[@JackBradshaw745]

@@paperluigi6132 That's fair enough, defiantly see what you mean. Though it's fair to say that most people wouldn't even consider Mercedes in any class other than magic, lead alone an Axe class. LOL

[@byronvonedmund]

Nah, war master Felix carries the Blue Lions with his *bare* hands

[@phoenixgemini42]

@@paperluigi6132 I dunno. Plenty of units do good in other classes. Like my Flacon knight ingrid actually carried my Blue lions Maddening run, Valk Lysithia carried my Golden Deer maddening, and War master Edelgard is carrying my Crimson Flower run. Then again Ive never used Wyvern Lord on anyone other than Hilda( and she ended up not very good due to low spd, dex, and luck) so my bar for wyvern lords probably isnt as high as everyone elses.

[@TheAustin1]

Mercedes a good character

[@dannyrussell7333]

0:07 Byleth got some distance chops, sporting that sub-5 mile! But wait... doesn't Fodlan use the Metric system?