Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders: #33 on my 'MST3K Funniest Episodes' playlist

Narrated by I.P. Freely. "You're welcome."
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[@bloodwrage]

That rock womb joke was great

[@wcharliewilson7004]

Listening to clairvoyant lady, I was expecting her to say something like, "I got the test results back. I definitely have cancer"

[@stevep8445]

"You're Welcome!"

[@TF2Fan101]

What can I say, except... You’re welcome!

[@PatTheBatmanFan]

Tonight on “Old Lady Gets Killed”

[@The_drone_viking]

Using one’s psychic powers to do magic drains your life force and causes you to age prematurely. Classic kids story

[@watchALLthethings]

"Oh, what am I saying?!" No reason at all why that's so funny, but it's still always going to be that funny.

[@calypsokiosko9067]

"Whoa! Too much information!"

[@TheWonderStraw]

"...plus the polyps in my colon...."

[@ngobleus]

"Oh, Mr. Cooper..." "You're welcome."

[@nataliewaters7415]

Dad is so going into the corn field. Grampa Borgnine's grandson was the best!

[@wileyschmitt]

Yeah he was even better than Fred Savage in the Princess Bride, though Columbo is a way better story telling grandpa than Borgnine.

[@nataliewaters7415]

Even though I had the biggest crush on Fred when I was young.

[@wileyschmitt]

He was good playing that part too, but I do think the kid in this movie is classic even though he's playing the exact same role.

[@TheWonderStraw]

I love when they "narrate" as Grandpa Borgnine "Remember that Kitten, Billy? That was nothing compared to this..." also I'm glad you included the line @ 19:04 the way Crow says that always made me laugh

[@TF2Fan101]

GRANDPA BORGNINE, NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@kellyweingart3692]

“Listen to me, Obi-Wan” 😂

[@kellyweingart3692]

“What are you doing, Dave?”

[@kellyweingart3692]

“Channeling the spirit of a circus freak”

[@DR-420-69]

lets take a moment to picture ernest borgnine telling his grandson the story of the infertile woman and her emasculated husband

[@TF2Fan101]

I think the best way to describe this movie is ‘Tonal whiplash’.

[@manicpixiefangirl4189]

“I’m Bob Jackass”. Not so much a riff as a statement of fact.

[@angelchavez9486]

The kid didn't know what psychic mean but knew what a clairvoyant was.

[@Igarappappa]

I honestly couldn't tell if that was a joke or not.

[@jonathanbethards3689]

Tonight, on *Old Lady gets Killed*

[@jorgezarco9269]

LOL! Captain and Tenniile joke.

[@arnonburns]

mark my words,munch my shorts.

[@johnparrott4689]

The Tenille reference @11:00😂😂

[@joshuablack8221]

Tito Puente 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sheltonbrightjr.5988]

"GET AWAY FROM ME!! I HAVE MACE!!" 😂😂😂 What's truly bad is I hear that alot in real life. Pretty sure after I die, I'll b laying on the cold hard slab in the mortuary & a female morticion will look @ me & scream "DNT MOVE!! I HAVE MACE!!!"

[@wcharliewilson7004]

The 1st kid @ 12:00 looks to work for Whataburger?

[@mixmastermurphy]

Hello, Susan. I bet you could have a baby.

[@SecretAgentBartFargo]

Hi, I'm Bob Jackass.

[@SeanP7195]

Wouldn’t the rejuvenation spell cancel out the aging process caused by using the spells themselves?

[@Nickel_The_Wise]

Bonjour, my friend!

[@joshuablack8221]

Mr. Cooper is a republican 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheWonderStraw]

"Man, I love Glendale!"

[@LeshaAnn]

Totally.

[@SeanP7195]

Turn off your tv

[@SeanP7195]

Writing for an LA paper? Hardly

[@johntumahab323]

Ah, the worst Stephen King story adaptation ever made. ...That's not a joke, BTW.

[@SeanP7195]

I’m being a jerk honey!

[@jorgezarco9269]

Bad toy made by LJN.

[@ZenniMillano]

ROCK N ROLL MARTIAN!