MST3K - Best of Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonder

[@spinosaur19]

Mike - "Oh good, now she has to raise her horrible husband." Crow - "That's what most wives think they do anyway."

[@kylestubbs8867]

“Based on a story by Sigmund Freud.”

[@KellytheBohemian]

"Remember to believe in magic... or I'll kill you!" Makes me laugh every time, no matter how many times I see it. I think it's the voice that makes it so great.

[@michaelbeaudoin1518]

"Remember that kitten, Billy? That was NOTHING compared to this. At least the kitten went quick!" "Grandpa Borgnine, nooooo!" Hahahahahaha!

[@ars731]

"You're Welcome!!!" The way Kevin says it makes me laugh all the time

[@arnonburns]

It sounds more like mike to me

[@arnonburns]

whoops,your right

[@TF2Fan101]

What can I say except... You're welcome.

[@bowlingstoned2113]

Crow: "Hah! Do it again 🤣"

[@devanhinskey9001]

What can I say except 1:57

[@ObiWanBillKenobi]

"So she threated him with sex?" That one makes me laugh to this day!

[@PatricksCrazyPlace]

"Allow me to introduce myself" "I'm Bob Jackass" LOL! Thank you Servo.

[@delciemcwhoopie]

ｙｏｏｕｕｕ＇ｒｅ ｗｅｌｌｌｃｏｏｍｅ

[@sciencefantastic]

I'd be pissed if Merlin turned me into Benjamin Franklin.

[@ZootWorld1]

Connor Fineran Really? I think that would actually be pretty cool.

[@JohnSmith-kz8yo]

If you leave a hundred dollar bill at the grave of Benjamin Franklin on his birthday at midnight in the morning it will be gone.

[@undoneonion90]

"Oh good, now she has to raise her horrible husband." "That's what most wives think they do, anyway."

[@jonathanwashington6083]

OK, I've never seen this before now. Was this really suppose to be a "family" movie? Lord!

[@LinkMarioSamus]

If it helps, the second half of the movie is comprised mostly of stock footage from a horror movie. In fact, this was supposed to be a horror movie (not that it isn't lol), but higher-ups demanded the "family-friendly" elements.

[@kylestubbs8867]

LinkMarioSamus Yeah, family-friendly elements. Like the _first_ half of the film.

[@mrcritical6751]

@@LinkMarioSamus from what I heard the director saw how popular and lucrative kids media was in the 90’s so filmed all the Merlin, Gradpa Borgnine and weird guy testing magic scenes and inserted it in with an abridged version of a horror movie he made in the late 70’s

[@MeatballsMarlowe]

I saw this episode back when it first aired. I think it's one of the best in the entire series.

[@GreenDay1981]

So many good riffs left out like: "Show me the exit!" "Merlin was a thieving crackhead who fenced VCRs to feed his habit." "Munch my shorts" "Let's go make a baby, I guess." "This is nothing compared to what you cut off me, pal!" "Now for a strongly worded review of my cat Miffy."

[@seven3962]

the rawr when Zerella sits up kills me

[@cinnamontoasters1]

trying to watch this in a library while not disturbing people is SO HARD. im crying

[@michaelmccall3234]

"Ohh, there was a time when wizards commanded the respect of kings!"....('that was a sweet gig')

[@algonquin91]

One of my favourite scenes isn't here: when they say "I bet she sweats to the oldies" I DIED WHEN I SAW THAT

[@kingj2038]

6:18 "I got the results of the test back, I definitely have breast cancer."

[@t1p9d]

Couldn't Grandpa Borgnine tell the kid a story about how he went on a Laser Mission with Brandon Lee?

[@kylestubbs8867]

The toy monkey didn’t remind him of _that_ script.

[@ForceMaximus84]

Or when he climbed to the bottom of an upside-down cruise ship.

[@mrcritical6751]

Or when he fought eeeeeeeeeeeevilllllllllll!

[@Shootthellama]

a favorite scene of mine is near the beginning when the camera shows the door knocker and they say "Scrooooge"

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

When you try to turn a horror movie into a whimsical kids movie but forget to remove the horror.

[@DarkMario2]

"St. Merlin not recognized by the Catholic Church."

[@MissyKim77]

6:18 - 7:07 XD I wonder if the psychic yells at all of her clients.

[@AdhamOhm]

"Now I'll have to wear a ponytail and get a Porsche and a younger wife."

[@anthonysharpe307]

Am I the only one that finds "The ants have been screwin' with her like this for years" gut busting hilarious?

[@bowlingstoned2113]

"Now I'll have to wear a ponytail, get a Porsche and a younger wife!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@wickedmuffin76]

"I farted"

[@angerslave1]

I'm going to hit the mystical can

[@jamesschuur2801]

How many calories are in a portion of the Merlin Chops, I'm concerned about my diet.

[@kylestubbs8867]

About four hundred. But don’t worry, you’ll burn them all right off.

[@mrcritical6751]

The vegetable of the day helps

[@PaladinGuy]

"Here's something else Satan created, Japanimation!"

[@Sviolinist]

"Brought to you by LSD"

[@Dongled]

One of my favorite episodes of the show. So many fantastic lines here. "That Bastard turned me into Benjamin Franklin", "Rock and Roll Martin, I guess", all the cymbal/music references "Oh im sorry I thought i heard you say 'Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dahhhh', 'Someone play John Phillips Sousa I'm dying to use these' and at the end "remember to believe in magic....or ill kill you..." Classic, classic stuff.

[@LchanOtakudom]

Why do they always have to kill animals in horror movies?? Poor cat and dog :(

[@Calculon1712]

ROCK AND ROLL MARTIAN!!!

[@sonicandsallyforever]

You forgot "Nobody move or my lips get it!"

[@heatgreg8515]

so she's threatening him with sex??? me: with a body like that that's one hell of a threat!

[@goherd3112]

I like how the first half of this movie is set in 1993, then BOOM! It's suddenly 1980 again.

[@maniacaldude]

1984, to be exact. That's the year The Devil's Gift (the director's previous movie that he used for the second half of this movie) came out.

[@MrJohndoakes]

Some people think he is saying "fuckin' old Martian", but it's actually "Rock n' Roll Martian."

[@bowlingstoned2113]

I can't unhear that now 🤣

[@joshuablack8221]

03:52 “Possessy, The Clown!” 👀😂😂

[@ptoner87]

You're welcome!

[@scrappedbits]

You're Welcome!

[@Azmina_the_warlock]

I'm pissed that a cat and dog had to die....messed up shit

[@Azmina_the_warlock]

here i am, 2 yrs later. still pissed about that lol

[@DaMaster012]

I love how the thing with the monkey is such a blatant rip-off of Stephen King's Skeleton Crew.

[@therealmei2730]

“Remember to believe in magic or I’ll kill you.” -Believe You Can and You Can in a nutshell

[@bexthewitch87]

OMG!!! I remember this movie!!! I watched it sans MST3K!!! And even then I thought it was stupid!!! LOL

[@Azmina_the_warlock]

I UTTERLY LOATHE YOU do you wanna have a baby?

[@ZyxthePest]

"YOU'RE WELCOME!"

[@jengasias]

Welp gotta go drain the mee...

[@vanhalenfan74729]

The entire episode was a "best of"

[@MendrolRPG]

Based on a story by Sigmund Freud.

[@moVwatchr67]

So many great lines in this but the one that always gets me is when the guy picks up the phone: "'70s house, may I help you?"

[@rvdsm]

Got that done in time for Bingo!

[@Aelkassed]

Crow's impression of Ernest Borgnine kinda sounds like Grunkle Stan.

[@christophermartin1785]

MY GOD DAVID

[@SnoochyB]

"Remember the homing spell?" "Oh yeah, it bored me."

[@Ciberya]

Poor Poor Ergnest... this movie probably drain 10 years of his life...

[@Hakkai87]

This was the first MST3K I ever saw! I was prolly around 11, me and my brother died laughing!

[@Slopmaster]

Private Died? That sounds complicated 😋

[@kamenrangerzeo8251]

3:13 Mike: “And the devil cat grabbed his throat and pulled out bloody strips of sinew and flesh.” Servo: “Grandpa Borgnine!” 3:29 Crow: “And the cats flesh was roasted.” Mike: “Grandpa no!” Crow: “Sit down, you’re gonna listen. His flesh melted and his horrible scream... haha!”

[@cannedcream]

I freaking loved Chessmaster 2000.

[@CrackerJack06]

0:36 (power goes out) Uh-Oh! We better eat all the ice cream.

[@101Volts]

I saw part of this movie - Not in the MST3K Version - A long time ago. Yes, It aired on TV at least once.

[@ebmosier1]

You're WELcome!

[@Eddie820]

Dee ad! Dad has one syllable.

[@PyrozPlayground]

It's Possessy The Clown! XD

[@wormswithteeth]

Your welcome!

[@victorhernandez8723]

R.I.P. Ernest Borgnine.

[@PTLover647]

"I'm Bob Jackass"

[@WIlliamMunnyOutlaw]

just watch the entire thing you can't make a best of for this episode

[@Harbinger28567]

He forgot the grandma at the end saying "All right, where's the scotch?". Still, this was excellent, thank you.

[@PyrozPlayground]

It's Possessy the clown! X'D

[@Knaeben]

Grandpa Borgnine lol

[@attackslug]

RIP Ernest Borgnine

[@101Volts]

*Chessmaster (Chessmaster was a chess video and computer game)

[@MistaTwigz]

7:21 is my favorite line.

[@TR-wm3sg]

"Which chin should I put my hand on?"

[@GillianMStarlight]

Welcome to Knightburger, what will ye have?

[@Johnlindsey289]

Here's something else Satan created, Japanimation

[@MSTe98]

The world is short one more Borgnine. May God rest his soul.

[@joshuablack8221]

05:54 😂😂😂😂

[@kylestubbs8867]

3:28 Y’know, for kids.

[@WittyDroog]

"This guy took his life, as lovers often do."

[@OmegaMapDesign]

Ride, Shadowfax!

[@rightaboutnao]

Hoping the cat on fire is in here somewhere...

[@rightaboutnao]

...YES! Jackpot

[@CinesterCharlie]

Rock N Roll Marshin I guess

[@MrEriklenn]

Oh, and Ernest Borgnine......you're welcome

[@paulv7554]

Don't I get a kiss? You'll get a lot more than that if you don't get out there So she threatened him with sex? One of the funniest moments in any MST3K movie

[@RoyStorey]

MAN I LOVE GLENDALE

[@MrMenthole56]

ROFL "we live in a furniture show room"

[@RN-hx1rs]

You left out "Tonight on 'Old Lady Gets Killed'"!

[@teejay2788]

"hi mom, where are u?" "i dont know??" lol

[@manuteboler]

5:00 fuckin robot shit, fuckin robot shit, lol thats great

[@allielovesyou57]

Hi! I'm Satan approved! Welp, Rock and Roll Martian I guess.

[@LinkMarioSamus]

Couldn't Grandpa Borgnine just tell his son stories about his escape from the overturned SS Poseidon? Also if Borgnine is here, then maybe Gene Hackman and Jack Albertson are hiding somewhere, possibly telling other stories to their grandchildren? Or even better, maybe Ethan Hawke and Uma Thurman are somewhere around?

[@Zice033]

Why Not tell the kid about his underwater adventures with Tim Conway and A Talking Sponge? That would entertain the kid.

[@LinkMarioSamus]

Zice033 We don't want no dudes who live in undersea pineapples...okay yeah you have a point.

[@TuxKamen]

How about how the story of how he had Tom Arnold fighting Tim Curry in the tropics? Or how he started the sports league that combined basketball and baseball, with the help of a slacker?

[@NoMoney67]

We’ll rename him Crispy.😂😂😂

[@MrJohndoakes]

@101Volts This movie was made for UHF TV, back when that meant something. 4:55 "Rock n' Roll Martian." The last story in this anthology picture is a hacked down version of a feature film (!) the director made in the early 1980s, which is why the mother has Nancy Reagan hair.

[@alexthompson9516]

That answers that.

[@DaMaster012]

@889654 Oh really? Huh, I guess that does explain my curiosity as to why there where only two short stories as opposed to the magic cinematic number of three, and why Merlin seemed more phoned in here that any other bad Merlin I've ever seen before; so thanks fro clarifying that. It's still a rip-off.

[@itsthebrew93]

5:33 is the best line LMFAO

[@docdave15]

And then the cat's flesh melted and... Grandpa Borgnine no!!!

[@DealbreakrJones]

Brought to you by LSD.

[@Igarappappa]

Gonna miss Mr. Borgning. :(

[@Venom87542]

Was that kid saying "Fucking robot shit."? o.O