Merry Christmas Batteries Not Included

[@ShaunMMX]

my parents loved xmas, and a many a xmas dad had just got the toys put together , just before the eight of us tumbled done the stairs , ty for the upload

[@dandyu]

awesome . thank you

[@nbwelsh]

great

[@anseltan014]

Keep in mind I'm from Ontario and I tried my best to write out the lyrics, so here ya are, but some of them might be a little off. :) Sitting at home on Christmas Eve, me and the mrs. Kids were fast asleep in bed when she said "Let's do the dishes" Now I'm not fond of housework boys, and I dread doing dishes So I thought, it occurred to me, so I says to the mrs "The tree's not dressed, the toys not out, so I'd best get at it" She says me there, sure they're upstairs, hidden in the attic So up the stair, I'd 'de creep, as quietly as I could boys Opened up the attic hatch, and look they're all the kids toys I set them down upon the floor, put 'em all around the fire Then I saw, printed on the box, "Assembly Required" Then the wife, she said to me, do ya reckon you can do it? Handing me another box that read "Batteries Not Included" She said "oh dear" as she fixed her hair, and pulled on her stocking "I'll have to run, to the store, for the batteries I've forgotten" She headed out, to the store, while I went to the toolshed I cursed upon those dreaded words. "Batteries Not Included" So I fixed me self, had a little drink, and laid out all me riches Opened up, the bloody box, and out feel all the pieces Well the time went by as I assembled it guys, and oh, was I tired I swore upon that cursed phrase. "Assembly Required" Oh the wife, she finally got back home, with the blastin' batteries And I pinny-stuffed the christmas tree as she slipped into her nightie Then off to bed, we did go, hung a stocking by the fire And all I could see in my sleep was "Assembly Required"

[@LisaNH934]

Thanks! ❤

[@nikkishave8445]

Good! The only thing is us Newfs spell and pronounce it "Missus"

[@promeitheus]

Da Yookers?

[@AntonBatonovich]

Что-то на древнем...

[@jeniferconard1507]

vu

[@MRCAPTAINMARVEL]

BORING!!

[@angelahall2228]

I think it's hilarious

[@LisaNH934]

It's fantastic! 😂 Merry Xmas 🎄

[@spiritrose623]

goes on for WAY TOO LONG!!!

[@elliec157]

Not that great

[@xwtdiamonddust]

Do better if you think you can...