Merry Chrithmith | Episode 129 | NEW RORY & MAL

Merry Chrithmith from the Crip Santa. Welcome to our last pod of 2022! (there will be a Patreon don’t hate us yet) Our tour has officially come to an end. We spent our final night in Boston after the show with some fans at a local pub. Shoutout to the lesbian couple that kicked it with us all night. We recap the highs/lows of the full tour and discuss an international “Pure Breed Tour” The guys discuss their best/worst Christmas gifts and Rory shares more trauma. Sadly, the Belgian waffle maker couldn’t keep the family together. Somehow we ended up discussing getting punched by Mike Tyson. Would you let him punch you? We pivot to music and discuss our top rap/r&b albums of the year and break down B Dot’s list. Naturally after music we discuss bathroom etiquette. Do you sh*t at the airport? Finally, we recap the reception from the No Jumper interview and discuss Prince/Mike tickets. Listen as the guys discuss all of this + more! P.S. spend time with your family and we’ll see you in the new year!
Time Stamps
00:00 Intro
01:35 Tour Shoutouts
14:14 Best/Worst Christmas Gifts
19:48 Mike Tyson Punch
25:00 B Dot’s List
31:04 Top Rap/R&B Albums of the Year
52:23 Bathroom Etiquette
1:04:00 No Jumper Interview Recap
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[@deazy6453]

"Zelda with better graphics." Yeah, Mal's understanding of video games still exists in the early 90s.

[@ase11k]

bro i was like, "wtf" when i heard that. NES Zelda has 6etter graphics than minecraft

[@quilluntouchableentity2034]

I swear to God

[@kikuchusss]

The comedic timing with these guys are so on point. I love how they all just bounce off each other's punchlines.😂

[@Rf201njfam]

Exactly. They could have topics to discuss but they still talk shit, joke, laugh and have fun. They aren't too structured with being serious all the time. They let the jokes fly.

[@anthonycent3277]

I will attest that I WANT YOU BUT YOU’LL NEVER KNOW was def one of the best songs of all 2022 🫡🫡 Rory 45:47

[@neondarknessor]

I was 5, but I was reading at a 6 year old level."-Rory 🤣😂💀

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[@CheekzAhoy]

Eddin one liners are gold

[@alx_mck]

Please don’t stop the Eddin jokes in 2023 😂 I live for them

[@TAZS]

1:23:21 Eddin's "goddamn" sounded like when Kevin Hart found out how old Don Cheadle was in that one interview 😂

[@OriginalBoondocksXVIII]

I think that was on purpose lol.

[@user-xh8qt3ez5s]

Eddin saying “ ..and yet… everyday…” is hilarious 1:07:58

[@ape-san6037]

“Like sexual tension?” - Edin 🤣🤣

[@brendarico3473]

Lmaooooo a Julian roast is necessary from now on please 😂

[@braxtonmoore9246]

Watching this in the airport and I’m regretting my cup of coffee lmao

[@along58]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@leejohn_bns]

Merry Christmas R&M. Appreciate y'all for not taking a holiday break and giving the ppl some content to watch while not entertaining family they didn't care to see.

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[@thoroughthoughtsdc]

Rory was def weird on the no jumper pod but I think he just gets crotchety when there’s another white in the room. He was the same way with Logic lol

[@407movementBeats]

Don’t let logic see this. 😂

[@Dongloriano]

Rory low key hate white people 😂😂 Rory def had his cuffi on that episode.

[@shugarae1]

Logic isn't white🙃

[@CantEditDaTruth]

I heard him and AD had beef about Trey Songz

[@thoroughthoughtsdc]

@@shugarae1 I was tryna be funny but I guess I did it wrong

[@peaceiladel83]

Damn so Julien is the only one that brought up Ab -soul new album? Damn Rory n Mal!

[@fallinstr2098]

LOVED seeing you guys on No Jumper. Been hoping to see you guys collab but didn’t think that wish would be granted. Def started off awkward but now that the awkwardness is out of the way I really hope you guys do more content!! Cause I think with everyone more comfortable you all would fucking crush it.

[@BleakSolo]

Thankful for the pod.

[@cookingwitchefzayy8830]

Bro this was a great way to end the year this episode had me crying 😂😂😂

[@phelansanders]

Mal gotta be the thickest vegan ever !😅

[@thygreatmark]

Why is this comment everywhere now, be creative and original 😢😅

[@jackstone77]

Dude loves his carrots

[@millardfilmore1403]

Brodie single-handedly combatting all the narratives about veganism

[@oladeebiazazi4538]

@@thygreatmarkfinally someone said it👏🏿

[@TheGary419]

This is a sick comment lol

[@Brklynzfynest718]

"I wanted one of those redcoats" lmaooo please Rory!

[@Henry-kv7zl]

Maps cracking jokes like he ain't the uncle giving out game as a gift on Christmas 😂!!

[@bdizz19]

Peace love and merry Christmas and happy new years to everyone

[@MamaJas88]

Mal saying “Don’t touch me” real quiet 😂😂😂😂

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[@mr.mc9036]

Mal should do voiceovers “I want a turnaround so bad” 😂😂😂

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[@DaFactsNoNonsense1713]

I love it when Rory's confident he's right when he's definitely wrong! It's okay to actually think for yourself vs. just following the crowd because you want to believe the false narrative being obviously spread around by "influencers", who will say do anything for money

[@GMcClendon89]

Hearing Mals thoughts on minecraft is hilarious 😂.

[@19faf]

Man could not be more wrong 🤣

[@Incubus203]

Mal just gaslit Rory to take back his decision on seeing Prince perform over Michael Jackson 😂😂

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[@theeelite7025]

😂& what’s worse is Rory let em

[@UptownAlonzo]

Facts I was shocked by the Mal not giving Prince flowers

[@akwasiantwi5383]

There should have been wayyyy more “pauses” in the mike Tyson segment😂😂😂😂

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[@Koolface91]

Yoo I’m convinced Edin be taking they girls 😂😂😂

[@antoniohorton1818]

“I’ll rinse you” from Mal😂😂😂😂

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[@DuwaneMont]

“Let’s live in the moment” joke got me crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kevinalmonte4534]

Ya on fire ya’ll keep it going 🙏🏼 Merry Christmas to the world

[@darryllarsen8924]

Ayyoooo! I was dying when Mal read what his sweater said. They right, Mike gon make ya'll go night night nigga. Everybody go night night nigga🤣🤣🤣

[@theeelite7025]

There are plenty scenarios where one would go see Prince over Mike, & for plenty of reasons💯

[@ermackoresh6282]

Julian being half black is fuckin hilarious

[@johnsamuel8612]

And not liking black women 😂😂😂

[@i_am_gohan9232]

I’m not mixed and I don’t really like black woken 🤷🏾‍♂️.

[@shugarae1]

And his dad is Black Black...😊

[@shugarae1]

@@i_am_gohan9232 Who's a 'Woken'?? So many beautiful black women. 🙃

[@aviana009]

@i_am_gohan9232 There are roughly 22million black women in the US alone, you’ve met less than 200 black women in your entire life, has visibly seen less than 500 would be an easy guess. So how could you know you don’t like black women in general? And black women come is a variety of shades, so are saying you don’t like a certain skin complexion on women?

[@seangotlife9396]

2 minutes listening, I start looking at the name of the episode properly 🤔😄🇿🇦

[@Ceddyuncensored]

First time y'all brought up Giveon! It's about damn time. Most slept on album of the year

[@OriginalBoondocksXVIII]

Rory brought it up around when it released too, easily one of my favorites of the year (maybe even my #1.)

[@lovedaybarinakereneeglory4139]

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[@krisadams4561]

No Mach-Hommy, Rome streetz or Boldy James is wiiiiiild!

[@TAZS]

i for one enjoyed how awkward the No Jumper interview was because it wasn't fake. there was none of that silly industry giggling and laughing at someone's jokes you don't know for the sake of not making it awkward, which in turn makes it more awkward 😂 you guys aren't friends, clearly 😂 and it worked, i was gripped.

[@FranciscoSanchezXO]

10:38 “a wall? 😨” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sirdabzmcgee]

Just gonna say Rory needs another pair of house slippers. Feel like he been rocking same one everytime. Get this man another color slipper to toss in the rotation. Happy Holiday's

[@OriginalBoondocksXVIII]

I kinda get you since he's on camera at least twice a week in them, but it's also more realistic this way. Who rotates house slippers?

[@Xornicus]

All jokes aside I Want You But You'll Never Know is in my top 5 rnb songs of this year. The other 2 were great too but they'd be a little outside of my top 10.

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[@19faf]

I prefer “it’s not me” Rory needs to drop the album.

[@peteroc4]

Jaws are designed to be broken ... might be the dumbest thing ever!

[@grizmarke7147]

Why are you having this meal like you are the fonze had me rollin 😂

[@lovedaybarinakereneeglory4139]

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[@jaeo908]

Che Nior had a crazy year too

[@KanyeReborn]

What’s up with the time stamps? Can you start putting them in the description?

[@Isaiahraysmith]

I can’t…have this…on…the episode 😭😭😭🤝🏾😭😭😭😭

[@kixg9820]

To the Mike and prince argument I’m ngl in all seriousness I’m taking prince. I personally am a bigger prince fan and his skill over instruments coupled with his singing and dancing is honestly a once ever 1000 year thing. Also he dances better in heels then most people ever. Give me prince

[@whosjasmyn]

so, i’m really stoned listening to this episode. i was multi-tasking when they got to the part about themed socks 🧦 - dude i thought i heard him say “i just use them as cunrad” which is a word i completely made up in my head and was about to google the definition until i realized he said “cumrag” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 im done smokin weed. love u guys tho 🫶🏽🖤😆

[@shenellrichardson4936]

Pusha had my fave rap album oty

[@joeblackwolf17]

Love this podcast!!

[@franktorres6610]

Mal saying Minecraft is like Zelda with better graphics is disgusting he must be talking about that original Zelda back on like Nintendo because ain't no way 🤣🤣

[@michelangelooliver2590]

Everything is the craziest thing ever to Mal

[@millardfilmore1403]

Almost like it’s a figure of speech 😮

[@kilahlipstick9687]

As soon as I read this he said it. We need to be handling their merch/ "ITS THE CRAZIEST THING IN THE WORLD" shirts on sale now lol

[@whocaresnetwork]

Rory Don't let Mal and the crew change your mind, damn it you said Prince 🤣🤣🤣

[@lovedaybarinakereneeglory4139]

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[@bryancole4022]

If y'all think y'all surviving a solid connected hook to the chin from Mike Tyson while literally just standing there 😂😂 y'all finna die

[@lovedaybarinakereneeglory4139]

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[@lancejanowski4959]

We listening in Green Bay

[@jaeo908]

Ransom too

[@darrellxfarmer]

Surprised future wasn’t in the top 10. Metro album too

[@KiedaBordeaux]

Eddin saying he "lays logs" in the airplane is WILD lmao.

[@jamesmarie]

@1:19:00 Eddin, I gotcha on the Selena, and Rory, you should have held it down with Prince. Prince over everyone. He is so f#%king good live.

[@AmberEverywhere]

“You look like you like funky socks though.” 😂

[@davidkhoale9143]

Channing Crowder‘s T Shirt

[@quilluntouchableentity2034]

Mal bringing in the 80 year old female viewers is funny as hell

[@WhosZypha]

I'm confused is Mal's hat logo actually backwards or not?

[@Phantomuser13]

It is

[@jordanclarke6450]

No Ravyn Lenae or Steve Lacy for R&B Albums 🙂 damn. Ik Steve is technically Alternative but “Give you the World” is one of the smoothest songs of the year

[@CalvinGroover]

I still don’t understand it. We sit at the gate waiting for the flight and then as soon as we get in the air you need to use the bathroom. Like why didn’t you go back while sitting at the gate

[@xfuzzyslipperz4179]

Rory's mom didn't deserve that, hahahhahah

[@lovedaybarinakereneeglory4139]

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[@quilluntouchableentity2034]

Mal walking around in nothing but an oversized t-shirt is wild

[@CantEditDaTruth]

48:54 when Rory asks how long we got to make Julian like black women and Julian just switched the subject 😆

[@joeytaylor7568]

LUV 4 RENT🤝🏾👏🏾

[@SmaccsBoosieFade]

Lol I watch Joe and these guys pod religiously. I do not see how some of those comments over there say this show completely trash and “cool running out.” These niggas hilarious. Joe and them hilarious. Like bro everybody lowkey won. It just sucks that friendships had to fall out ON CAM is all. Niggas stop fw ppl they been fw all the time. It was just their shit was public.

[@DkimDatDude]

Mal, have you ever heard of IBS..... 🤣🤣

[@ezralewismusic]

ye I took this Christmas off

[@Isaiahraysmith]

Never thought about how I’m not outside enough to need gloves anymore 😭

[@The_Relevance]

*Rory definitely brings out the Murda Mommies* 🤣🤣🤣

[@_iamrid]

gotta have a show in toronto

[@i_am_gohan9232]

King’s Disease 3 is album of the year for 2022.

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[@kelwilliams2990]

I miss getting Rory sleepers

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[@phattygurlchronicles7527]

Mal gets on my nerves yo. There are people that like prince more than mike, doesnt mean it's taking anything away from him

[@christianfontenot4980]

really, saying prince over mj isnt insane to say kmsl rory sure switched up too

[@phattygurlchronicles7527]

@@christianfontenot4980 exactly

[@theeelite7025]

Lol ion think mal knows music that well, so seeing prince over Mike would sound crazy to him, like most casuals😂

[@KBthefatgod]

Cole verse on London should have been on there

[@cjaiken041]

These episodes been extra fast

[@LutherVandals]

Eddin laughs like Mark Hamill

[@brieljones23]

Wap wap lmaoooo

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[@DmaxxZ]

Yall should’ve been on Lainey!! Yall Sleep on country!!

[@NasByTheWay24]

If yall do go to Toronto PLEASE do a collab wit the Random Order Pod man that’d be the most entertaining thing ever man I swear

[@civilenggggg]

Julian not knowing the Selena story is CRAZY

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[@civilenggggg]

I paused this episode to go watch the No Jumper interview and Mal ya gotta loosen up more; cuz those 4 have potential for funny shit, esp if trell and house phone was on

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[@Zownito]

Ay I'm from KS...hire me 😁

[@David-ep7uv]

Hello, It was asked...so here we go...a List of Albums that released in 2022...lets have fun.. 1. Logic - Vinyl Days 2. Kevin gates - Khaza 3. Jim Jones - Gangsta Grills 4. Lobby Boys - Lobby Boyz 5. Jack Harlow - Come Homes The Kids 6. Future - I Never Liked You 7. Freddie Gibbs- Soul Sold Separately 8. Nas - KDIII 9. Lil Durk - 7220 10. Lil Durk & Family - Lil Durk Presents: Loyal 11. Ab - Soul - Herbert 12. Young Dolph - Paper Route Frank 13. Bun B & Statik Selektah - Trillstatik 14. Boldy James - (1) Kill Nothing / (2) Mr.Ten08 / (3)Fair Exchange No Robbery 15. Westside Gun - HWH10 16. Arami Ceasar - The Liz II 17. Stalley - Somebody up there love me 18. Key Glock - PRE5L 19. Currency - The Drive In Theatre Part II 20. 38 Splesh and Harry Fraud - (1)Beyond Belief & (2) 7 Shots 21. Pusha T - Its Almost Dry 22. Vado - Long Run Vol . 3 23. Dave East - Book of David 24. Roddy Rich - Feed The Streets III 25. Kodak Black - Kutthroat Bill 26. Sy Ari Da Kid - The Shadow In the Shadow 27. Snoop Dogg and DJ Drama - I still Got it 28. Jezzy - SnoFall 29. G-Herbo - Survivor’s Remorse 30. 42 Dugg & EST - Last One’s Left 31. Yo Gotti - CM10 32. Symba & DJ Drama - 33. Benny the Butcher - Tanner Talk 34. Black Soprano Family - LLDJS*** 35. AZ - Doe or Die II 36. BlackStar - 37. King Crokked and Joel Ortiz - Harbor City Season One 38. Black Thought - Cheat Codes 39. Dreamville - D-Day 40. Llyod Banks - The Curse of the Inevitable II 41. Fivio Foreign - BIBLE 42. French Montana - Montega 43. The Game - Drillmatic 44. IDK - Simple 45. JID - The Forever Story 46. Joey Badass - 2000 47. Kid Cudi - Entergalactic 48. King Von - What it Means to Be King 49. Lock Smith - The Lock Sessions V3 50. Lupe - Drill Music in Zion

[@TCISBEATHUB]

🎉🎉🎉

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[@justwesclipz]

I know it just came out but what about soul?

[@dretheman123]

Mal boxing in a fitted is nasty work 😭😭

[@brieljones23]

They probably did have custom clothing 🤣

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[@badactorsacademy2312]

Yall really sleeping on Syd's album?!?! Definitely top 10 r&B albums in 2022

[@CantEditDaTruth]

What is the damn subreddit they always talking about? I don’t see no active Reddit

[@mingsmooth]

💪🏽💪🏽

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[@phillipbruno4392]

Frying Julian

[@David-ep7uv]

PT.II.... 51. Millyz - Blanco 5 52. Nigo - I Know Nigo 53. OT the Real - Max Out & No Matter What 54. Paul Wall and Termanology - Start 2 Finish 55. Quavo & Takeoff - Only Built 4 Cuban 56. Ransom - No Rest for the Wicked / Chaos My Ladder 57. Roc Marciano & Alchemist- The Elephants Man’s Bones 58. Uncle Murda - Love Don live here 59. Vince Staples - Ramona Park Broke my heart 60. Young Nudy 61. Jelly & Pi’erre Bourne - Wolf of Peachtree 62. Megan The Stallion - Trama 63. EST GEE - I never Felt Nun 64. Rick Ross - Rich 4ever 65. Young Nudy - EA Monster 66. Da Baby- Baby on Baby 67. Denzel Curry - Melt My Eyez See Your 68. Dizzy Wright - DizzyLand 69. Elzhi - Zhigeist 70. Erica Banks - Diary of The Flow Queen 71. Lady London - Lady Like: The Boss 72. Lakeyah: No Pressure 73. Nino Man - Mixed Emotions 74. Philthy Rich - Motivation Purposes(1) & FOD(2) 75. Prodigy - The Hegelian Dialectic II 76. Camron - U Wasn’t There 77. Cormega - The Realness II 78. Gunna - Drip Season 79. JR Writer - Still Making History 80. Nav - Demons 81. Youg Roddy - Never Question GOD 82. Apollo Brown & Philmoregreene - Cost of living 83. Berner - From Seed to Sale 84. Drake - (1) Honestly Nevermind / (2) Her Loss 85. Kendrick Lamar - Big Steppers 86. Glorilla - Anyways Life Is Great

[@reginehunter]

WTF did they say that I can’t watch it on AppleTV? 😒

[@gabepeters527]

Surprised that JID wasn’t higher on everyone’s lists

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[@flamedrain1038]

comedians I go jak knight