MESHUGGAH - Bleed (Official Music Video)

[@flannelsykes0]

Honey they're playing our song

[@Consural]

If I found a girl who's into Meshuggah I'd instantly marry her. No need to know anything else about her.

[@Megdracula]

I like the drums

[@cantthinkofagoodnamerightn4786]

I know several

[@trikkinikki970]

I'm still looking for Mr. Right. Into metal of all types, I ride a motorcycle and am hoping to start racing next year, I work as a camgirl, but I also have a penis. A big one :o Like bigger than most guys I hook up with. But I didn't have a penis before I listened to Future Breed Machine.

[@stephenm8725]

I saw Meshuggah on a date once with this chick. True story.

[@MadaraUchiha-mw9ee]

finally, some relaxing buddhist music

[@flatearther979]

I actually sleep to mhessugah

[@mirokosov3462]

@@flatearther979 me too

[@deadmau5__348]

Flat Earther who doesn’t

[@lowbrowrodeo]

it's very meditative actually

[@garrickdicus2711]

but you're not wrong

[@flavs-noises]

TRRTA TRRTA TRRTA TRRTA TRRTA TRRTA

[@Tkivo]

Yep. This has nothing to do with djent. This is TRRTA. :)

[@rubycairo933]

FlavioAnd HisJet x

[@ricardoochoa3950]

Ratata Trrt TRRT TRRT TRRT

[@flavs-noises]

potentialforanything hmmmmm. Nope.

[@SockLove]

its DJENT DJENT DJENT DJENT

[@MrNiceGuy2323]

My father used to play this for us on banjo every night before bed. I still remember his screams...

[@nebulaaah]

😆

[@ik4963]

😂

[@django1]

Brilliant

[@thecurmudgeon7350]

😂😂😂

[@LyricalSteeler]

hah

[@FirstLast-zv5od]

Meshuggah: *Walks into a clock store* "This is the tempo I have been looking for."

[@chasealexander4009]

Most underrated comment in the comment section. 😂👍

[@Moldy_Crow1315]

11/10

[@FirstLast-zv5od]

@@Moldy_Crow1315 Why not make 10 louder?

[@JoseGonzalez-mh4ex]

I would like this buuuuut imma keep the likes at 420

[@FirstLast-zv5od]

@@JoseGonzalez-mh4ex Good man.

[@Markjay22]

What an angelic voice

[@meerakamboj1179]

Very angelic indeed even angels are ashamed

[@jacobehlers]

Honestly, watch Hochelaga's video on Bible accurate angels and your statement won't even be a joke any more

[@deweytucker5413]

True

[@J.Kunda98]

Doesn't get more angelic than that

[@azhardware8369]

Bro, i think this sounds like an angel if you compare it with Will Ramos or Alex Terrible 💀

[@MrEvrit]

This song makes me want to buy a winrar license.

[@Flyzzer]

Brutal

[@sr-kt9ml]

Lol

[@kevinlong4657]

holy shit man haha

[@lostmedia-e6p]

It makes me want to buy Vegas Pro

[@djent_prog_core_guitarcovers]

Please consult your doctor first

[@doolbeepi3059]

Finally got to see them live, Bleed and Demiurge was their encore. God tier show.

[@zachstuefen6282]

If in grand rapids, I was there! Brutal set.

[@doolbeepi3059]

@@zachstuefen6282 winnipeg ahaha.

[@jakubmesaros2092]

my envy is very pure, dear friend

[@yronnen]

Saw them in Toronto a few days ago. Came back for the encore and started with Bleed, and the crowd went nuts (not that we were sitting quietly before). Excellent performance.

[@itzgamerwolf5899]

Saw them also a few weeks ago. It was like an out of body transcendence, it was so amazing. God tier is no overstatement.

[@Broaclese]

Mom used to sing this to me when I was a baby. Good memories

[@madhurgairola]

Hahahahaha

[@luisovares4257]

Now you are Kratos

[@9r0bizzle93]

Your Mother is an Angel.

[@nuclearfetusdismemberment9227]

I tough i was going to be rick rolled

[@jimdino77]

lmao

[@gunscotthdgaming69420]

"I guess you werent ready for it, But your kids are gonna love it..!" -Marty Mcfly

[@Kim-ft6cx]

Your*

[@VerteRiverMetals]

@@Kim-ft6cx he fùcked it up the wrong way haha

[@tupakkaonhyvaa]

No one cares

[@eduardoGentile720]

That is pretty accurate

[@TheBigSmoker]

Heeeelllooooooooo!!!

[@JamesRussle365]

This song gives me the confidence to parallel park a train

[@YKing1]

You sir, out of all the commenters, made me laugh.

[@galacticlouds155]

This is so bad :/

[@estradiolvalerate8925]

M U L T I T R A C K D R I F T I N G

[@gaborgalda5404]

One of the best comments from this kind

[@IvanIvan1974]

Nice!

[@meatpuddle90]

Meshuggah isn't a band. They're an experience.

[@ragecorpsee]

a bit like a colonoscopy isn't an exam

[@nadiaquintero7981]

Rick you win the comments section!!!

[@mattamongtheashes1206]

nope they are certainly a rock band dude. Lol. Losing your virginity. That would be considered an experience. Let me know if and when you do and then you will see what I mean. Hahahah

[@OW12354]

This is not Tool bro

[@UlverEos]

@@OW12354 how old are you? do you compare bread and pasta too? get out of here

[@mieszanesztuki]

Some trivia: this song is a pain in the ass to perform. It almost didn't make it on the album. Drum part took Tomas Haake a year to nail down. Most guitarists hide under their bed whenever someone says "play Bleed", lol. Takes a shitload of practice to learn, and twice that to perform in one take. Shows how good musicians Meshuggah actually are. I'm on "month two" now, and I'm still getting used to the picking pattern. In my whole 10 years of guitar playing I haven't come across a song so rhythmically advanced.

[@nebojsadurmanovic2268]

I'm a drummer and I'm at 90% speed on airdrum and I'm still making mistakes.

[@lalakuma9]

I went to a Meshuggah show and my jaw dropped to the floor. They were amazing 😭😭😭

[@rosiemurray2611]

@Bohappenstance Click I love their lyrics, perfectly appropriate to the mood of the music

[@GHmasterlord342]

Bohappenstance Click music like this isn’t mainly about the lyrics anyways, it’s about the instruments.

[@xmm8299]

first riff picking pattern is easy, enduring it isnt. It took me 15 minutes to learn it but it is really exhausting, I can barely get to the 12th measure. Also at the 'Malfunction' part the riff is really really fucking hard to nail, you either have to memorize everything, every single little 2-note burst and its position or you have to do the counting, and both are nightmarish

[@behemoth5344]

still my favourite K-pop track after all these years.

[@haliseparlak1323]

Yeah Jiso did a good job.

[@behemoth5344]

@@haliseparlak1323 the only good job Jiso can do is prepare a killer kimchi.

[@marcelofurtado5247]

K-pop? Are you tripping? They're from Sweden, not Korea. So it's actually S-pop

[@behemoth5344]

@@marcelofurtado5247 Smörgåspop.

[@marcelofurtado5247]

@@behemoth5344 ooh yeah, that sounds right

[@bobbirdsong6825]

Vocals: Difficult Bass: Very Difficult Guitar: Nightmarish Drums: It's called "Bleed" for a reason, bud

[@jordanatko]

The vocals aren’t that bad

[@jordanatko]

Might kill ur voice for a lil bit

[@drperkyreal4686]

Wouldn’t the bass part be harder than guitar, considering it is the same rhythm as the guitar just with thicker strings

[@syahmiamir6566]

@@drperkyreal4686 im a guitarist and imma approve dat

[@pjotrvangriensven]

@@drperkyreal4686 Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. I'm pretty new to Meshuggah but it seems like the bass player never really plays anything different from what the guitars are playing. I'm sure that's a really big part of what makes their signature sound and I'm pretty sure it's not an uncommon trend in extreme types of metal, though I guess it would be kind of interesting to hear him diverge from the guitar parts a little bit.

[@SunRayz3r]

It’s rare that a drummers talent will outshine the vocalist and the guitar players.

[@joenuts3736]

Tomas Haake, Brann Dailor and Chris Adler are my top 3 metal drummers OAT ngl. Vinnie Paul could swap Chris Adler on some days tho lol

[@ericcastella8909]

Take a look at Animals as Leaders then. Red miso has awesome drums

[@joni-ff3ui]

sounds like u dont get whats going on here. start by counting time

[@3van660]

He also writes all the songs

[@cyceryx]

the art of dying by gojira is also like this :3

[@JoelSeniorMusic]

I played this song to my cat... He's still a cat, but now he's a fan of Meshuggah

[@necroticghoddess5885]

Metal Up Your Cat

[@clankclankclankcla]

METAL CAT

[@necroticghoddess5885]

@@clankclankclankcla metallicat lmaoo

[@parko9880]

@@necroticghoddess5885 bruh😆

[@OtherMike5000]

\m/ 😺 \m/

[@ezracoble1104]

This song makes me want to return my library books a day late

[@shoulastgrappler6484]

Wow so badass

[@Pedro-kq5tl]

u absolute madlad

[@Kaddywompous]

So fucking metal man.

[@Knosferatu]

Makes me want to return them before I borrowed them

[@Viciouster]

That's too much! We were just joking, this is too much!

[@Adamaeus88]

When I was like 12 or 13 I went on a church mission trip to an Indian reserve to work on houses. This guy had a Meshuggah poster on his door so I went home after the week and typed Meshuggah in KZbin and found this. Needless to say, Bleed left more of an impact on me than any I learn on that mission trip. Thanks random Indian metal head bro.

[@Dredsed]

They are native Americans not fking Indians.

[@FacundoSS_Guitarist]

That was awesome! 😁 how old are you now?

[@lashlarue7924]

Once you get around the awesomeness of the screaming, you can begin to appreciate the amount of genius that went into managing to get two 8-string guitars, bass, and drums to syncronize this perfectly with this insanely relentless rhythm-on-top-of-a-backbeat.

[@manuelnoriega7163]

This is the same I think of BTBAM, Gojira and more

[@lashlarue7924]

@@manuelnoriega7163 I'll check out BTBAM thanks, I hadn't heard of them.

[@prodbytukoo]

the rythm of the guitars in the chorus is insane

[@prodbytukoo]

I mean 1:50

[@Fleshaga]

The song is about having a stroke. No longer being who you were. An attack by you, on you. The text is beautiful and an outlet for people knowing people who suffered from a stroke.

[@mariozepeda5612]

My oldest brother suffered from one. Happy to see him recover.

[@dubber1416]

Brain aneurysm

[@joVeeNoise]

it's about a brain aneurysm

[@ugwrayne1]

Yes the comments are right and also the song was going to be named aneurysm.

[@gagemead27]

My aunt died from a brain aneurysm last November. Miss you, Tiff. You ride with the Valkiljur, I shall see you soon...

[@dakoots]

This song makes me want to rob my own bank account

[@josealejandrogarciarojas2218]

lmao

[@sinthoras5492]

Boy, i want to leave a like but it won't be at 69... Count this as a like and have a good day

[@amirachristiaens]

Lilsikas I Will help you!!!!

[@ewertoncao]

lol

[@AgustinRodriguez-Bdm]

HAHAHAHAHA Im dying lmao

[@Loco_Pizza]

I played this song and my glass of water pushed my cat off the table.

[@nemesisslr]

did it die? My Golden Retriever loves this song

[@michaadam5863]

holy shit

[@khalid1158]

@@nemesisslr 5

[@AgustinRodriguez-Bdm]

Lmao

[@rustyshackleford9632]

This is without a doubt the best version of one of these comments I have come across.

[@RadioheadLover6653]

0:43 MY GRANDSON LIQUIDS A FANTASY SQUIRREL🔥🔥🔥

[@jeanpaulmacabre]

You’ve effectively ruined this song for me, now. 😂😂😂

[@swiftrover]

😂 a lyric changed should be considered

[@RadioheadLover6653]

@@swiftrover YES

[@Tryzinn_]

Just saw this at the perfect timing 😂😂

[@PIZZAdayisback]

Translation: my grandson did his Sally acorn bodypillow

[@KerayZ]

Damn this song is so heavy, it has it has it's own gravitational pull

[@thomaschapman9093]

I can legit actually feel it tho

[@raggedclawstarcraft6562]

With its own event horizon.

[@vanesaaa1]

Nice

[@metalmachine13]

Hate to be that guy, but technically everything that has mass has its own gravitational pull according to physics

[@KerayZ]

@@metalmachine13 Iit's called a 'joke', Karen

[@Novalarke]

Listening to Meshuggah gives you super powers. I can now slam a revolving door.

[@skeeterton7966]

I can close doorways now

[@timhenry6907]

this one wins the internet for the day

[@FloatingOnCloudNein]

I can push a pull door

[@danielcallahan4825]

I can slam my cellphone down when I hang up on people

[@nathanbrawley7256]

Weakling. I'm now strong enough to OPEN a standard door

[@bayufadhilla8685]

I accidentally dropped a tablespoon of MESHUGGAH on the floor Now the floor is lava

[@code07sam]

Nice joke man

[@ronnyporter6889]

😂😂😂😂

[@flowrainrecords6049]

oooh that's Hot!

[@BuddyRevell3oc]

My wedding song❤️

[@3DomSculpts]

My mother used to warn me that Marijuana would lead to "harder drugs", however she never even mentioned that Blink 182 would lead me to Meshuggah...

[@fartkerson]

Eventually Meshuggah will lead you to Britney Spears. You will rue the day.

[@flyingdart9819]

@@fartkerson or maybe Infant Annihilator

[@MSDOS128]

they never tell you that it's your mindset that leads you to one thing or another, not bands or beliefs detached from your perception or substances... probably because _they_ want to be in command of your mindset instead of making yourself more aware of that

[@fartkerson]

@@flyingdart9819 or Justin Bieber

[@met-andre6007]

AC-DC brought me there

[@soretuber847]

When he said "0-0-0-0-0-0-0"..... I felt that.

[@djdave4656]

Broooo same

[@trinidad111]

👆this

[@G4rm0nb0zi4]

When I was 13 My parents sat me down and had me read the lyrics to Number of the Beast out loud because they found an Iron Maiden CD in my room, so I would realize I was going down the path of The Devil. 18 years later Meshuggah is my #1 on Spotify Wrapped. My mom would be proud.

[@demiwicked]

You did good my friend! Never stray from the path of metal!

[@Insignia27]

Lol nah just show her infant annhilator and shee will pass out, unable to say anything for the rest of time

[@mylesdante]

amen sister

[@madonnasbutthole9674]

Your parents sound like smooth brained dipshits.

[@Dannymon]

Sad story. I hope you have a better relationship with your parents these days

[@robertr.7995]

This song as background music can make anything extreme. To prove this, I kept a wireless earbud in while I was in a manager's meeting at work. I let this music play on repeat as our store manager gave us the usual talk. Most metal manager meeting ever.

[@Slipknoth1260]

This is one of Rhianna's best singles!

[@simoneburini4036]

Manny Jimenez can't agree more

[@joshkendall4595]

menudo agrees

[@CarpeNoctum95]

She looks so sexy in this video.

[@bicboi1930]

its a story about here being a bitch on her period. bleed

[@wishmaster2575]

I know her DJ plays such a good double base

[@ashifaction]

This song has made me read the most number of comments I've ever read.

[@Megdracula]

Ashley Rodrigues same

[@martlua360]

Me too Dude

[@petar1499]

Same xD this is the best way i have even spend my free time

[@hansbehrends438]

Let's get you to 1k likes

[@gregorywellssr7857]

I know,some of em are really pretty damn clever.

[@bayufadhilla8685]

Gordon Ramsay's comment on the guitar riffs: *_IT'S RAW_*

[@zionthedon7745]

ITS FUCKING RRRRRAAAAAAAWWWWWW

[@tarantula_7u863]

Its so fucking raw it's still finding nemo/trying to cross the road/trying to cross the road in India/rolling in the mud!

[@giftbaggabriel9294]

Freak kitchen-Raw

[@inverted9998]

I don't want to disturb 666 likes. let me know when its 667 so i can like in peace.

[@KyleDaSloth]

@@inverted9998 eggs act lie

[@Youtubegroomskids]

nothing like good ol church music to get the spirits moving.

[@rextransformation7418]

Now THAT'S the spirit!

[@u.l.iofficial379]

Nothing!! That's another Meshuggah album!!!

[@CrishaMorpum]

You seen that priest drumming to this? (Yes im not kidding, search for it)

[@heimdall2471]

@@CrishaMorpum i saw it , lmao. that Priest rocks!

[@koid0153]

my boy was on my lap as i was listening to this song. I gave him the headphones and when i looked back, a grown man was sitting on my lap.

[@petrepetre5311]

Ara ara

[@DankoHidalgo]

I thought this was going to end differently

[@mesopotamian97]

@@DankoHidalgo I thought he was going to be his dad lol

[@DankoHidalgo]

@@mesopotamian97 Yeah. That was the ending I had in mind. Definitely. 👀

[@LeeJoRo]

This song makes me want to eat a Dorito vertically

[@ar.78]

i eat doritos vertically already

[@LeeJoRo]

@@ar.78 OP plz nerf

[@nekrom1o136]

C mamo

[@hudnora4164]

Funking ouch

[@LeeJoRo]

@@BatteryAcidEater new bugs or happy mistakes?

[@danielsherwood9055]

Just walked into my 8 year old sons room, he's playing Minecraft and listening to this song. Lump in my throat moment, I'm so happy.

[@Manu-Official]

Going on them blocks, Like, BRrRTA BRRTA BRrRTA BRRTA

[@dfgdfbsdfvv832]

XD really dude? thats a litttle hardcore for that young lol maybe 12

[@nattdal]

Minecraft killing all animals speedrun inspirational music? Haha, good to hear that

[@metalheadfl2422]

@@dfgdfbsdfvv832 I'm 14 and i Fucking love Meshuggah , Slipknot, ingested, I prevail, I Dont give a fuck what does people think

[@gosuboo]

@@dfgdfbsdfvv832 idk man i was still in my moms womb when she played marilyn manson, ozzy and all them so never too young lol

[@WizardOfPiss]

Sometimes you just have to grab a cup of coffee in the morning, and enjoy the sunrise to Meshuggah

[@fullmetalexorcist1687]

Excellent answer lol

[@annoorange123]

Lmao, this is exactly what I'm doing right now

[@installshieldwizard3017]

More like, throw down 2 0.5 cans of Monster and watch the world start burning yet another day

[@mugen7342]

This song makes me want to break Into my neighbors house and toast all their bread

[@viktoryeshchenko1181]

pure evil

[@calebcox2484]

This shit made me genuinely laugh

[@mar0z]

hahaha xD

[@papaisduniyakapapa]

Made me laugh, something I really needed, Thanks :)

[@kylearmstrong5274]

You monster....

[@RawkHawk9000]

This song makes me want to look both ways without crossing the street

[@schprox]

You malfunctioned my brain.

[@johanthorstenson5009]

LOL

[@1niceguyme]

i just died, no pun intended lol

[@cayliefuller7668]

This song makes me want to drink orange juice after brushing my teeth.

[@noahmitchelk1063]

@@cayliefuller7668 ewwwwwww

[@nootkpr]

I swear, this song made the Devil appear in my room, and he was asking me to turn it down a touch

[@tacothetyrant892]

Tell the devil to fuck off.

[@riperroxd7664]

Bro and Im serious now,how the devil looks like? Kuz in the bible say that if a human sees a demon or such thing he would instantli die from the fear.

[@andersrasmussen1985]

Riperro Riperro like Donald Trump 😂

[@riffrocker7401]

Hahaha

[@soyounoat2814]

The machine gun bursts of rhythm surround me like a suit of armor. Fascinating.

[@FaridShahidinejad]

I thought I was headbanging to this video when my friend told me my head was completely still but it was my body was floating back and forth

[@rustyrattle5776]

Farid S. i feel u

[@4TailedScorpion]

Your comment put a very nightmarish image in my head...

[@Chewsywoozy]

This should be higher

[@pudgebonetv9628]

Yes

[@passgo8507]

Perfectly normal.

[@ThatPeskyDeathclaw]

I showed my history teacher this song today after he asked me what I was listening to in the hallways. He's now a Meshuggah fan.

[@americanbadasskb]

i love teachers like that man. when i was in high school my history teacher and i used to talk about gwar, slayer, cannibal corpse and lamb of god all the time. very cool guy and smart too.

[@ThatPeskyDeathclaw]

thedude Awesome! My engineering teacher in freshman year was a thrasher. I would've never thought, haha.

[@thepwnisher1328]

***** This is what I like to see, people getting along about something we metal fans love \m/+\m/=\mm/

[@LorcaLoca]

thedude That's weird two history teachers in my school like metal and one even went to download Festival. All history teachers must have metal in their blood!

[@americanbadasskb]

Harry Hall metal reaches further than we think it does.

[@TechnoCountdown90]

wholesome, family friendly music that the kids will enjoy

[@quima5844]

Ngl my 4 year old brother loves this

[@po20035]

Lol

[@jamesplaysgames2017]

As a 10 year old which btw has a dad that hates metal, but still blasts it all day, can confirm.

[@AndrewDrewJamison]

I’m a kid, can confirm, I’m gonna play the whole obZen album at my friend’s birthday party with all his heavily metal hating overly Christian family.

[@williamchristensen7354]

@@AndrewDrewJamison Bless you.

[@umiddey8714]

Not even joking, this song calms me down when I am going through a shitty day/phase in life. There is so much chaos in this song that at it flatlines to nothingness (reminds me of the episode where Flash made his heart beat go so fast that it flatlined, leaving Batman thinking that he is dead), where I find no more thoughts in my head while this is playing. This song is my meditation outlet.

[@umiddey8714]

Justice League Unlimited episode*

[@ShibeDojeMaster]

Pretty much most metal I listen to does the same

[@honeycomblord9384]

Absolutely feel the same way. It's comforting to have something so angry playing to match how you actually feel.

[@cicatrizedthrice]

You ain't alone.

[@gmr2369]

Metal has always been cathartic and meditative to me. Many don't understand that but those who get it, get it.

[@wingnutmcspazatron3957]

This song makes me want to poke the straw all the way through the capri sun.

[@frankcarlson2900]

Oof.

[@substratic11213]

Best comment

[@Dismoeyy]

Barbaric!

[@grabber_blu_angel]

Okay, settle down bro you're getting carried away.

[@phylippezimmermannpaquin2062]

vlad would be proud

[@mixtapa]

I played this song on my acoustic guitar.. now it's electric

[@josealejandrogarciarojas2218]

hahahaha

[@elthrasher5064]

Acoustic guitar with 8 string?

[@djentlemanb]

@@elthrasher5064 Agile Renaissance

[@joebrito3192]

and it grew 3 more strings?

[@moistness482]

You cant turn an acoustic into an electric dumbass 🙅 Obviously i know its a joke

[@FelixFrost]

My earphones are listening to this through my ears wtf

[@nickkohlmann]

You're a cyborg then.

[@WellnessIKIGAI]

how high where you brother?

[@gone3394]

Hugo Agnola where you

[@WellnessIKIGAI]

@@gone3394 I was high too...

[@TronciM]

What

[@JackMcLeodJr]

Listening to this through headphones is the most pleasant brain-rattle I've had for a while. Like an extreme hangover that's actually enjoyable.

[@thefrogger6507]

Best known recording of WWI machine guns

[@Frostuin]

leave

[@U2SaxFan]

Interesting fact: I recently read an interview with Tomas Haake where he said that Bleed is actually about having an aneurysm. It kind of makes the meaning of the term bleed sound more darker and deadly than ever.

[@bicboi1930]

where is dis interview doe

[@U2SaxFan]

I forget where I read it, but it was on a site I found a while back where Haake primarily talked about Meshuggah's then upcoming album (The Violent Sleep Of Reason). He briefly talked about other past albums they did and he mentioned Bleed being about an aneurysm. If I can find it again I'll post a link to it.

[@DevoutionAura]

any progress?

[@PavleTheSlayer]

yes and yes

[@sarthakkhanna9903]

What'd we do without people like you!?

[@NoctumusTV]

Whenever I have problems waking up in the morning, I always make myself a big cup of coffee with two teaspoons of Meshuggah :)

[@jdmxhunter1]

hahahahaha XD

[@Calum2244]

l,,/

[@admiraldoom6]

+Eli Madden late to pick up those 30s and your heated music lol

[@grrraschko]

I lol'ed :)

[@ksalexander6912]

yes!

[@zombi3907]

We had to sleep train our newborn. It was a real struggle until we found this track, which he fell right asleep to immediately. Now this song plays every evening and he sleeps peacefully for a good 6-7 hours; it's been life-changing, no more constantly getting up throughout the night. All it takes is the right lullaby!

[@kingsleysamuelson6528]

Meshuggahs been putting me to sleep since they came out

[@plaidomelette4358]

This song is the reason why no one will ever hand me the aux cord.

[@Vaedh]

Who even uses aux cords anymore. This joke is too old

[@heroiic4666]

@@VaedhI use an aux 😕

[@Vaedh]

@@heroiic4666 you’re a dying breed, keep it alive

[@Djent_Djenerator]

@@heroiic4666 can confirm I still use aux, and Meshuggah plays to my friends in my car 99% of the time

[@collincaperton6718]

@@Vaedh anyone who has a car without Bluetooth

[@Forsete]

My octopus listened to this and turned into Cthulhu.

[@koraxinon4083]

PoobProductions he is the god version

[@koraxinon4083]

...

[@williamgendreaucoronel1834]

Poob is saying that cthulhu is like the impersonnation of how infinitly small we are in the universe and that some things are just beyond our ability to comprehend or understand... or at least I think so...

[@ΝΚΣΓΝΡΛΣ-σ8β]

Forsete Hahaha....good joke. Got the hilarious image. Some others didn't.

[@myexistenceisamomentarylap815]

Succulent Waffle But Cthulu isn't an octopus.

[@sjn_]

Violets are blue Roses are red Beams of fire sweep through my head!

[@petersoar2886]

I never noticed before but this song is actually pretty damn melodic. Thanks good earphones.

[@Boogalyhu]

The melodies, the harmony, the polyrhythms 🤌🏽 incredible technicality.

[@dovydas4483]

​@@Boogalyhu what polyrhythms dude? Song is in 4/4

[@Boogalyhu]

@@dovydas4483 It’s in 4/4 but the kick, guitar, and bass all fluctuate into polyrhythmic phrasing at different points.

[@ethannunez4308]

@@dovydas4483 Polyrythms =/ odd time signatures but yeah Bleed seems to be about syncopation for the most part.

[@LooKerHood]

​@@Boogalyhu?

[@socialabsence4118]

This song makes me want to color outside the lines

[@N1SRG]

Suicidal Teddy Bear kinky

[@ryrkra8096]

Makes me want to just throw the fucking pencil

[@MrAxelTrouble]

Whoa man take it easy

[@theblindguitarist5897]

Edgy

[@TIWofficial]

than you dont get it, it makes me want to color inside the lines. Perfection

[@Rivwe]

This song makes me wanna toast the butter and spread the bread on it

[@WGSen]

We butter the butter with bread

[@vapordreams983]

This song makes me wanna pour the cereal on the milk.

[@federicopatteri1519]

Hahahhaahha

[@xtexaschainsawx]

You fucking mad lad.

[@sebastianquirogablanco975]

insane!!!!

[@romansx9130]

This song boiled my glass of ice water

[@ผู้รู้ดีหลังเกมส์]

หรอยที่สุดแล้วแนวเพลงเมทัลวงนี้ หรอยๆนายหัวเห้อ ว๊ากกกก

[@กมลทรอักษรชู-ฎ8ภ]

ง่าา พบพวกเข้าแล้ว

[@peddr.o]

fr

[@Ashmoke]

This makes me wanna buy lays, inhale the air and throw away the chips.

[@paxonite-7bd5]

Savage!

[@blarplebarp6465]

What do you mean? It's just air in a bag. The chips are just a permanent ad.

[@Skrullyy]

Good deal since 90% of the bag is air

[@theyeetmeister4019]

Fucking brutal

[@TortoiseWaterGaming]

Holy shit dude take it slow!

[@andreazoli6407]

I wasn't expecting to end up here when I started listening to linkin park at the age of 13.

[@ElijahMendiola]

the force is strong in you

[@xradical89x]

haha the best comment xD

[@yashagarwal8249]

This. Is. So. Fucking. Accurate.

[@syahmiamir6566]

That means that your taste in music evolved, became much much more better. You are lucky, only few people in the entire world went tru the same direction as you, as us. We are lucky to be exact

[@Jamie16611]

Here at 13 lol😅

[@cosmicbinary1982]

this song makes me want to call customer service and leave them on hold

[@nickkohlmann]

Nah mate nobody would do that

[@DLP-Coasters]

@astrocat lmao x)

[@tiphotisted]

That’s too far man!

[@federicopatteri1519]

Hahahahahhahahah

[@nomo3875]

go ahead...

[@richardharri8215]

My Nan introduced me to this band. God bless you nan.

[@skinnyfists0303]

this song makes me wanna tell the doctor he has 5 minutes to live

[@teacherfromthejungles6671]

the song is 7:22 long

[@acak5449]

love gsybe

[@skinnyfists0303]

@@acak5449 i see another person of culture

[@loganl5408]

LOL

[@deanleonard9984]

@@skinnyfists0303 we're ALL people of culture of varying degrees u douchenozzle..But,hey,w/e makes u feel safe in ur own zone..way to be an intolerant tolerant individual.

[@nathang7244]

Death Metal destroys the body Doom Metal destroys the soul Meshuggah destroys the fabric of time and space

[@bigdingus9333]

So powerful they don’t abide by genre

[@scoria9556]

kkkkkkk

[@dragonflysword]

​@cgrnt1994 We can rebuild him, make him bosser, stronger, more metal.

[@dragonflysword]

@@RuyHenriqueCoutinhodeMelo I think the music has less to do with such specific attributes as the lyrics, which often represent these themes. Status quo people also tend to like status quo music and there is a whole dynamic at play here. I don't want to say that not liking the same things 'everyone else' likes is the issue, though that may be part of it. More like those who care less about what 'everyone else' thinks or have already been ostracized for not conforming, feel more free so to speak. Once you've observed the herd from the outside, why would you ever allow yourself to be reduced OT socks a blind tool ever again?

[@zidan40o0]

bro wrote a whole essay on youtube, tl;dr my dude 💀@@dragonflysword

[@corosta]

This song convinced my grandma that im not hungry

[@49erfaithful86]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀 I

[@absurd64]

Haha

[@Kheops63]

Finally, something can.....even Chuck Norris failed at this, then, he ate too....

[@L_87]

☝️top

[@SicknessInTheCity]

I'm leaving this comment at 666 likes

[@ObZenGuy]

Hey that's me!

[@szueika]

wssup obzen guy

[@Andri_Gilang]

"This song is about the Aneurysm that is in your head killing you, and how you change from a living being to a dying being. This song has a lot of metaphors". said Tomas Hake

[@HerrTelef]

My girlfriends mother had an aneurysm about 16 years ago and this live since them in a home for eldery people. She's well but can't live without help. Well,her live looks a little bit other than in this video. But this song kicks asses! ! !

[@SuperUltraMegaMike]

everyones dying...

[@Clay_j_Bray]

@@SuperUltraMegaMike and I almost care...almost

[@sir-richard4172]

@@HerrTelef reading this almost gave me an aneurysm.

[@jamesenglish720]

My dad like, 'died', from an aneurysm. So this song has cool extra personal context now

[@NytronX]

This song makes me want to buy a bag of grapes and only eat the stems.

[@relentlessconsumption]

That's metal as fuck, dude

[@justingraziano6369]

You sir deserve to be a member of The Salty Spitoon

[@hriatt9991]

@arnold jayeola 😂

[@maxernium]

And snort the grapes

[@xtexaschainsawx]

Fucking brutal

[@TotalCobra]

I made my dog listen to this. He's at work now I'm waiting for him to come home and feed me.

[@starbreaker6017]

Good Dog😂🤘🏻

[@harryrichards7963]

Lol

[@jbatutegaming382]

He brought home a mutilated grown-ass bison.

[@o7k4vokb0ksp5n2]

Seriously, who comes all the way to Meshuggah's one specific part of the internet just to dislike this. Like, how did you even get here

[@Aaron-zh4kj]

Legend has it, it was their last act of defiance and they don't exist anymore.

[@yawpaw9796]

Just came to read the comments.

[@tooFarGonexk4he4tu3s]

I think they are drummers who tried to play it

[@ThatGuyYouArent2]

"Who's this meshuggah I keep hearing about?" *Searches meshuggah on yt. Find and listen to bleed.* "Oh wow this is trash. Dislike."

[@o7k4vokb0ksp5n2]

@@ThatGuyYouArent2 thank you

[@wingwangtingtang]

Tool: I can make a weird music video Meshuggah: hold my beer fam

[@user-pr1ry2pr9j]

True

[@dunn0r]

Tool's vids are still weirder to me

[@mcfcok7952]

It's pretty hard to top Vicarious.

[@toprak3479]

Tool's weirder.

[@nickvicari759]

Ya but can you really top stinkfist or Vicarious?

[@MEMESSOSTUPID]

My dog listened to this and became a pack of wolves. Like, an entire pack.

[@davidslaughter8806]

that's the best thing I've read in awhile lol

[@JimmySapios]

hahahahahahah

[@DannAdams]

* makes dog leave the room.

[@nicoraba]

great epic comment :)

[@trapdoormajesty]

Nicoraba That icon :)

[@Danielsheinkman]

Meshuggah are so cool that they can play one riff for 5 minutes and it won't sound boring

[@u.n.peaceplan7674]

I tried playing this song on guitar. My wrist jumped off my arm and ran away seeking a better life.

[@brandonb3273]

S8n Then it ended up in the Adams Family?

[@RichardTyTrevino1963]

Thank you "Thing!" \m/

[@avivfrai4858]

Your wrist has no appreciation for the value of its work.

[@longdark4ever]

S8n Yeah man me too, that is some seriously quick picking patterns, gave up myself for now LOL

[@2112x1Book2]

Your wrist and my ankle have settled down and have had some little knees and elbows somewhere

[@tomasrodrioguezmoser8400]

the virgin BRR BRR DENG vs the chad TRRTA TRRTA TRRTA TRRTA TRRTA

[@Skelterbane69]

Don't you diss my Ryan

[@Mitch-fc4vl]

Thanks I love this comment

[@skully4411]

@@Skelterbane69 Ryan deserves better...

[@josephstell4612]

I think Ryan should get creativity points

[@marc8605]

I love this comment so fucking much

[@2G1ATutorials]

I was going to ask about the tabs for this song, until I realised I had a bag of cheerios right by my side.

[@Olliec1990]

+2G1A Tutorials looool

[@PaladinStubby]

Comment of the year omg

[@markok.194]

+2G1A Tutorials Ayyyyy lmao.

[@H4RM0N1C5]

+2G1A Tutorials I thought that was funny before I even got it. Double lol FTW. 10 points.

[@ladyheroin.1239]

I don't get it

[@DA-kg4fw]

The sheer power and technical ability of this song an sound is amazing.

[@SofronPolitis]

This song makes me wanna pull a USB out without clicking on safely remove hardware

[@theacaciamatrix1537]

im goin for the grapefruit juice after brushing my teeth

[@christineromualdo6985]

man that is wiLd 😂

[@IsopropylAlchemist]

oh your meant to do that

[@doylustheboy]

Genius! Naturally I will steal this comment to use as my own work 😉

[@evansmedley3866]

So strong

[@chinchin-ko8mo]

This song is so metal all the refrigerator magnets just went straight through my headphones

[@gabrielramos3201]

Showed this song to my son, now he's my father.

[@ElijahMendiola]

best comment so far

[@richardjarquin9498]

I agree with ☝🏽this is the only comment that made me laugh limit loud

[@berkeunal5773]

Grandma, I love you in a wrong way...

[@irem71]

Lollll

[@LeSatre]

A ha ha ha HYSTERICAL comment xDD

[@nicflatterie7772]

Finally saw them live in Montreal last week, it was such a great show! I love these guys!

[@overthehillsandfaraway7411]

I would love to see them live. Bet that was an amazing concert

[@dlcellardoor]

Heavier than the heart of a dying star.

[@Bloink]

You should write a book

[@PeachT87]

that's like, Poe deep.

[@dlcellardoor]

If I could write a book that read like Meshuggah sound i'd be pleased...that'd be one intense book though.

[@kingmanted]

+Natalia Valentino Balls deep.

[@RobertMayfair]

+Daniel Lewis-carter "The Way of Men" by Jack Donovan

[@stefanvorster4410]

This song makes me want to pay for a free balloon

[@scottyhester1]

Stefan Vorster makes me want to steal a free balloon

[@MRSJGIRL1]

only the black one

[@avivfrai4858]

No steal it and get 8 seconds in jail.

[@thomasoneill4386]

Stefan Vorster 100th like

[@Rivwe]

This song makes me wanna steal Patrick’s only food

[@ahuman9113]

This song makes me wanna pour the milk before the cereal and then set it on fire

[@Sither04]

Probably my favorite comment here. *not brutal enough? Light it on fire.*

[@jaggeriscoughmedicine]

I am the only person who pours the milk before the cereal

[@kololoko3284]

This band is one of the very few metal band which sound i can consider a treat to my ears. The music is never boring.

[@petecollins7072]

I listened to this song, and now my weed is smoking me.

[@noahhamilton9028]

Best one

[@twentyfourtythree1190]

Isn't that what happened to Snoop, Mac Miller or Shorty in scary movie?

[@kellyrichmond887]

😂😂

[@theeternalgus9119]

I laughed at this more than I probably should.

[@nolbex]

this song makes me want to organize my wedding and the funeral at the same time

[@schpeidermann]

That's practically the same thing anyway!

[@martinstepanovic5355]

Or this song makes me want to organize my funeral,then don't go to it

[@pgraphics]

"A wedding it's just a funeral with cake" - Rick Sanchez

[@tjdjinn1983]

Pretty much the same thing

[@vinnievincent85]

Dont listen to these guys man, they are not the same. Funerals leads to peace and silence.

[@georgenickols1080]

Went to a job interview playing this song. I am now the boss

[@maddo-md4mu]

The numbness of life and "drawnness" to death that this song potraits perfectly make me feel so good. This dead, repeating pattern and thumbing of the beat is the best display of living and dying, at least to me. Absolutely addicting.

[@afarrhsgef8286]

Students in school: "Whyyyy do we have to learn math??" Me: *grins*

[@earnedmystripes2382]

laughs in triplets......

[@mongrel_97]

this song makes me want to write a "this song makes me want to..." joke without having a punchline

[@AshleyPomeroy]

Luckily you didn't say anything about the dirty knife

[@cursedcliff7562]

Which in itself becomes the punchline, thus fouling your plan

[@novaduh]

You got me there dude. “All Hail the King”.🙇🏻‍♂️

[@quima5844]

Ayeee

[@goner.9989]

Nicee

[@cvetandachev1383]

The best K-pop song I've ever heard!

[@christiandjendjiev4210]

Agreed

[@sadcat1565]

kpop? more like kpoop

[@stuartmendez9217]

Kpop sucks

[@N1t3_st4lk3r]

hey now dont disrespecc th satans of music

[@JeremiahFernandez]

with that being said, _stan LOONA_

[@thebuddhabuilder2662]

I just had a turbulent landing on a flight and I’m happy to say I had this song blasting in my ears. Almost wish we’d died, what a metal way to go 🤘

[@GeorgeWKush-tl5do]

Showed this song to my son. He's my dad now

[@rolishes8013]

alabama moment

[@oviskurian]

Whaa😂

[@dio9579]

Hahaha 😂

[@c.g.8138]

That's heavy

[@christiandronner3293]

best com ever xD