Messy Mondays: "Making Time" for God

[@lapynjane1735]

"If you're a Christian, God should not be number one in your life. He should be everything in your life." Simple yet profound words

[@socksumi]

And if you're an atheist you don't need to worry about it.

[@leonarddement4058]

Ten minutes for GOD is an eternity in hell

[@Erin_Coke]

"Oh, I'll give you a break. The Lord Giveth and the Lord Taketh away." HAHAHAHA!

[@benjaminwoodman]

Erin C Lol, I love it how he looks at the camera after he says he will give him a break XD.

[@lifewitholga_]

Erin C 😂

[@TB3hnz]

"FIRED??"

[@emilybennett5906]

This is so true there are so many Christians (including me) who are always thinking that they "don't have time for God today". Instead we need to represent God in everything we do and treat the Bible like it's our favorite book.

[@haleyford6009]

So good. "If your spiritual life is confined to fifteen minutes in the morning... you're doing it wrong."

[@bobbob548]

Or idk u have to get up at 2 am to work a 18 hour shift just so u can feed ur baby and then ur exhausted after work so all u wanna do is eat then sleep but yk sure.

[@lindateuling7862]

Being with God is just that - it's a way of life. It's way more than how much time I spend reading the Bible.

[@lindateuling7862]

Exactly. In fact, I hesitate to call it a "religion." It's a relationship with Christ.

[@らいどう-c5m]

+Linda Teuling is it okay to use faith? (just asking)

[@lindateuling7862]

Cookiequestplays I don't see why.not.

[@jlo803]

Not an obligation, but a privilege... Nice message

[@blueiciing15]

The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away...

[@Omega172]

Which category do children who die in the first minutes of life fall under? The giveth part or the taketh away part?

[@odolisue3713]

Omega172 God's plan is the perfect plan

[@digigeek19]

Dacew Ka I usually try not to make comments on youtube regarding religion. But seeing as how this is one of the main arguments atheists make, I will at least attempt to share my thoughts. The answer depends on your in depth view in certain areas of theoretical physics. It depends on what time exactly is. But in an over-simplified statement, I believe that God's perfect plan is sort of like destiny, The general direction where things are headed. And since God would be omniscient that would mean that he knows the outcome of all things to come. We still have our free will, but even before God created the world he knew every choice we would ever make.

[@digigeek19]

I made a huge wall of text with an explanation, but then accidentally hit cancel instead of post... Anyways In short what I said was that we still do have free will, god doesn't plan our lives but tries to manipulate our situation and options in hopes that we follow his will, which I am not even going to attempt to say I fully understand. I also said that by this standard: "And no, Free Will doesn't work as well if you can predict it" That means that you have resigned yourself to not having free will because most humans can in general predict your life. And that's not even considering neural patterns. Truth be told, believing in a god is the only way to actually rationalize having free will. In short, your choices are your own. Im sure a lot of people can explain this better than me but this is my opinion.

[@digigeek19]

Well, I tried to explain, But I'm obviously not going to change your mind. But I thank you because you made me think for a while.

[@mariannamycroft2611]

"You're talking about making time for the guy who literally made time" Hahahahahaha genius 😂

[@gerjerry99]

In the 30 secs Big head kid spent 'praying', 14 of those seconds were actually spent yelling at his parents...... awks..... great illustration of what Jordan was saying about measuring your supposed level of spirituality!

[@tarrierevenant7938]

Thanks so much for this timely conviction, and for presenting it in an accessible way =). I know this video was put up awhile ago, but this is something I've been struggling with lately (especially in regards to prayer), so thanks for this!

[@TeFloatingBrain]

You are my NEW FAVORITE PERSON, JUST for making this video! SUBSCRIBED!

[@EpicGabby24]

I just talk to him throughout the day. I tell him how much I love him, how he helps me, what I like that he has made, and a lot more.

[@CalebHyles]

"My grandma's in the hospital..."

[@purplepepper2503]

... I had no idea you watched Blimey Cow. And here's the most cliche question ever: Are you Christian?

[@iceblaze3043]

Your 4 years late and I'm five

[@benjaminwoodman]

This episode is definitely a bit more memorable. It had a lot more funny moments than normal and a lot of insight on to who God really is and how much of a privilege it is to be able to talk to him.

[@chicagobearsgirl1]

Blimey cow for the win. I really needed this.

[@foxyred2016]

You are absolutely wonderful. I can't even begin to fathom how grateful I am for you.

[@daniellet7947]

This video is so true and sadly I'm guilty of it and by it I mean by not making time for god as much as I should.

[@luk4t]

Wow ... I needed that .. Thanks!

[@KL-xr4oz]

Mmm this is very true. Something I needed to hear.

[@TiffanyLove]

I just recently started watching this channel, and came upon this. God is using you in some awesome ways. What you said about our spiritual life and regular life not being two separate things really hit home for me. I knew that, but I guess I just needed to hear someone say it and make me realize it. Thank you for making this video!

[@Khadija-lb2su]

Thank you, thank you, thank you. Not enough people think about these things enough.

[@VictoriaZhaoChan]

I shared this video with my Sunday School kids 4 (almost 5) years ago when this first came out. I'm back to check it out again and I'm only now fully realizing all the amazing nuances and how true the content is. Thanks, BlimeyCow!!

[@SusanRaymond]

"Oh I'll give you a break." hahahahahah

[@iliketreesalot]

These videos are truly inspirational. Thank you so much for making them!

[@Jawz4Lyfe]

Wow, I was going to post a comment about 2:33 before I got to that. Awesome job covering everything! It makes me feel good to see a Christian on the internet... Also, if I may add, it doesn't matter how often you read the Bible, it just matters whether or not you believe in Jesus, the Father, and the Holy Spirit, and a few other things. But, it is great to read the Bible often, but don't keep track of it.

[@masonjackson565]

but the issue is. it is your handbook you need to handle life. it shows you what you need to know and do

[@johannguchte7537]

Jawz4Lyfe The Bible will keep you from sin, or sin will keep you from the Bible.

[@Epona1357]

I just want to thank you guys for making this video. I have just made the decision to give my life 100% to God after going to the dare to share conference this weekend and I told myself there that I would give 15 minutes every night to God and read the Bible. 15 MINUTES THE GOD OF THE UNIVERSE! Just... thanks for the reminder, really.

[@CreamIceMs]

Thank you :)

[@purplepepper2503]

"Your real life IS your spiritual life. And both are going to be awful until you realise that they're not separate thing." *mind blown* I have never thought of it that way. I'm just standing here still trying to have that sentence sink it. Wow. I have wronged God in so many ways, probably more than I realize because I didn't know this.

[@angeltriz]

"if you read the Bible for 30 minutes then you're a super christian"! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH OMG HE QUOTED ONE OF HIS PHRASES FROM HIS OLD VIDEOS !!! (I don't know exactly the name, but Jordan was like 14-16 years old and this video IS HILARIOUS !)

[@Celestria]

I remember that one!!! he got saved and started reading his Bible every day lol😁

[@MeganDiane7]

WOW. This was totally what I needed. This was so humbling! Thank you!

[@aaronharrison3342]

god should always be everything in everyone's life .

[@chantalmominchrist7172]

You are an awesome preacher, Blimey Cow. God has anointed you in a very unique way--we don't find entire sermons done with humor very often. Keep up with the good work!

[@clackenwatchthis]

Did he say "Potty every once in a while", or "Party every once in a while" lol!!!

[@Tennysystem]

Pretty sure he said "potty." :D

[@DotHackerKite94]

Right you are brother God should be the focus of our life thank you for keeping to your faith. God bless

[@GabriellaBay]

Those were some really good points.

[@catgodswim]

I'm just watching this waiting for him to give a reason that God even exists..

[@lylahawke8898]

What would it matter? You're only here to troll.

[@johannguchte7537]

Redstone Pro The heavens declare the glory of God. Your own body is evidence, have you ever studied the human body? It is nonsense to tell me that with all the complexity of my cells and DNA as well as every single thing in this world, that I came from a fish. Many parts of the human cannot function when altered, so they could not have evolved. This is merely the tip of the iceberg, dear sir.

[@GabriellaBay]

Yeah, this video was directed toward other Christians. Learning and coming to believe in God's existence is a personal journey. Not to say he couldn't make a video like that, or that it wouldn't help people. But it isn't really their responsibility.

[@ldsgirlcjw19]

So true! Thanks for a breath of fresh air!

[@ashin.philip]

Great message and video! :)

[@yusufalef92]

He just blasphemed God...

[@heimerdonger1266]

***** Oh yeah? Show me how. He pretty much stated that being Christian should be a RELATIONSHIP with God rather than just going religious rituals. Why do you think God hated offerings? He didn't care that the Jews gave him offerings because they weren't truly sorry for the sins they committed. I believe that Jesus is my friend, not a badge that I wear around to make people think I'm holy. *end of rant*

[@yusufalef92]

Heimer Donger You just got caught being ANTI SEMETIC also he was blaspheming God by saying that He is a white old man with a beard. Also the uploader in another video said all the things he likes more than God. Here endeth the lesson...

[@ashin.philip]

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[@heimerdonger1266]

So what if he depicts God as a man with a white beard. It was funny dude. If you are butthurt by that then you do not have any sense of humor...

[@temp9747]

I really like these videos. Some humor mixed with a great message. I'm glad I found these.

[@faizrog13]

eh this applies to all religions i think :)

[@facebren]

You guys are so inspiring! Thank you.

[@Maxwellthelady]

"Your real life IS your spiritual life!" One in the same! God is never supposed to be separate from everything else. He is apart of every area of my life. Thank you for getting it right!

[@daniellebealdixon]

As of this Video, you are now one of my favourite people. Thank you for making this! you're wonderful

[@SpokaneTessa]

I needed that, Jordan. I haven't been spending time with God as much as I should be lately. So seriously, thank you for posting this

[@theJBJ]

Oh man, I just love this guy. He's so inspiring. My faith in humanity has been restored.

[@QSCali]

Nicely done! I have a whole of people to show this to, starting with myself. I'm afraid far to many days pass without me thinking to share the life He has given to me with Him. Thank you!

[@ApostolicPrincess16]

More than we realize, this is really true! As he said, spend an easy 3 hours on the internet/phone, and nearly can't stay awake through a 30 minute prayer meeting. Read a fiction book about something that never happened and finish it in an hour..read one chapter of the Bible and it takes all you have to stay focused. I'm defenitely taking this to heart and trying to do better! Thanks BlimeyCow!

[@deckinator01]

You guys are awesome. I think it's awesome that you guys talk about real problems in a humorous way. Keep it up.

[@AliceMarkley]

A very powerful and truthful message. Again.

[@MyNameIsntLiz]

so true. and its not like we spend time with God to make him love us more. we spend time with him to make us love him more.

[@therangingtank1]

Wow, everything that I am going through in my life is telling me to make God a bigger priority. Including this video!!!!

[@kawaiigargoylegirl]

This is the most truthful thing ever. Its awesome.

[@krb80classof2013]

I just found your videos, and I gotta say! I love them a lot. I laugh and I learn :) Thanks so much!

[@PraisingGod247]

I love this one!!!!! It is my 2nd favorite Messy Mondays video so far. Everything about it is so true. Great job!!! :)

[@Thorchopsbro]

Good Message. We need to 100% spend time with God all the time!

[@Tennysystem]

Great message. God bless!

[@jordanozbee]

I see your point, and definitely-- what I usually try to do is to pray about the person, because while I might not really care if your animal is ill, I DO care about YOU, so I try to go with the whole helping so-and-so with stress and such, and if He wants to deal with that by making the pet better, awesome.

[@hinaflower]

Love this. Thanks for letting your opinion out, I totally agree!

[@froggydog6]

This is so true!! Blimeycow you cease to amaze me with you talent of bringing truth in a comedic way. :)

[@Jermapaul]

Finally! something to look forward to on mondays!! your videos are awesome!

[@mickymouse141]

Your videos are all so convicting...

[@Mom_of_the_bro_co]

I love Messy Mondays. I have never seen someone put realtime life things so plainly. Keep it up! BTW, this one is my favorite.

[@iLuvSmartCars]

Thank you for making this video. God bless you guys.

[@elijahsnyder9569]

"GET OUT OF MY FACE! PLEASE! I'M PRAYING!" Love this video!

[@twiladance2act]

really wish I knew abt this channel back when I was in HS, but now that I'm in college I still feel that it will REALLY help me with my walk with God. *subscribed*

[@Erin_Coke]

This is my favorite episode of Blimey Cow. Convicting, but also hysterical. I've seen this video several times and "The Lord Giveth and the Lord Taketh away" still makes me belly laugh a year after I discovered it.

[@anabagel1]

oohhh man...definitely needed to see this one today....Thanks sooo much for posting this! you guys are GREAT!

[@teahu-ming9589]

This is so true. Great message!

[@Busytimes1]

Great job! Love your videos. You really make the point in an entertaining way.

[@AdequateExchange]

Jordan always has great points in these. God deserves everything...He gave you everything. Give back.

[@MrSaxophone18]

My friend showed me one of your videos. So glad she did. Your vids are so full of win!

[@LivinforChrist700]

HAHA! Too good dude. God is everything man. Love how you glorify God and spread the Word with your humor. Keep it up!

[@SpacedOut12]

"I gotta go potty once in a while!" You do not realize how accurate this phrase is until you hit university life.

[@AdventuresinEditing]

Very well done!! I love the making time for the maker of time line.

[@leahmcveagh]

So true! How often do we over-spiritualize quiet times and leave God out of the rest of our lives and decisions.

[@lianpeet3502]

Possibly best one yet 😄

[@nebeliza12]

Every time I watch another one of your videos, i'm amazed at how much I agree with you... it's like you're reading the thoughts I didn't realize I had... you always make me think deeper about the things I do/believe... Thanks so much for the videos, keep it up! ps I was super convicted by this one... :)

[@10Hebrews11]

"Your real life IS your spiritual life; and both are going to be awful until you realize they are NOT separate things!" Thank. You.

[@CyberNinjaZ44]

Thanks, guys, for reminding me what is really important in life.

[@kedaniels8123]

I just want to say these videos are hilarious, I look foward to mondays as my day of comedy. Finally something I can show my smaller cousins withought worrying if they'll pick up bad language you all rock! p.s for all those who might be confused, if somoene created God I'm pretty sure by definition they would be God.Isaiah 43:12

[@l8rg8r50]

I spend time with God/pray all day long.

[@RazzleDaz1000]

like the haircut! and thank you. this is something i need to be reminded of often!

[@Allied34]

I am not a Christian, but I thought this was amazing. A beautiful look at spirituality and what a Christian is truly. I really appreciated the idea of "Your not a good Christian cause you have read the bible and prayed a lot. It's about being a Christian 24/7" I thank you for the video!

[@ThatAncientStory]

I've watched several of your videos today and... wow. A lot of what you've had to say has got me thinking. Wow.

[@rainstrife8666]

And you should stand your ground if that is what you believe. And i commend you for doing so.

[@Eyelive4Him95]

I love his face when he says "What's up buddy?" haha

[@figureskate1000]

This is such a great reminder! Thank you so mmuch! :)

[@GringoL0CO]

way to go Jordan! very, very true. thanks for making this. Wish I could make something that powerful...

[@MrRany07]

God bless you

[@dear_totheheart]

Wonderful. Loved it, you present it in a funny way with such truth. I love to see your work and your Christian themed ones are some of my very favorite :)

[@Whatsgoingon_123]

this was such a great video! ya'll are doing such a great job & it's really nice to look forwards to some great laughs every week with you guys!!!

[@crimsonoverflow]

This was really really helpful... thank you Jordan!!

[@budz828]

Yeah your right, i am 100% agree with that. please Blimey keep posting video like this one. God Bless you Guys

[@Soraverse]

I feel convicted right now. God use to be everything in my life and then I wanted to "do more with my time." I don't know why, because I'm not as happy now as I was when I spent every waking moment trying to use what God gave me for good and always making him the center of my life. Life is so much easier when I can use what I read in the Bible to help me with whatever I'm going through and when I have something better then anything on Earth that's there for me whenever I ask for him to be.

[@seanathaalexand]

This is my favorite video of all time...

[@xXForgottenFallXx]

"I want people to realize God and His centrality. It is not us putting Him at the center, He is already there. We must put ourselves onto that reality." -KB (Reach Records artist). I will add to this by saying its impossible for us to say whether God is or isn't the center of our lives, or to decide whether or not He is #1 in our lives. We don't have the kind of power or authority over God to decide where He goes. As he said, we must put ourselves onto that reality that He already is.

[@LizziesAnswers]

"That is why, for Christ's sake, I delight in weaknesses, in insults, in hardships, in persecutions, in difficulties. For when I am weak, then I am strong." ♥ ---2 Cor. 12:10 I LOVE when atheists get super angry and mean on Christian videos, way to prove that God exists!

[@izzynoel21]

I want to walk around Oklahoma and show this video to everyone! This is so true! 1:27-2:05 is the best part. I know a few people who went through something like that. Great job Blimey Cow!

[@Country193]

This is my favorite of your videos so far. :)

[@MrVulcanator]

Great Job! A lot of people need to learn this.

[@maggie4chr1st]

He's right in saying that we should incorporate God in ALL we do, & that the amount we spend with God is not the determination of how much we love Him.