Metal Gear Rising - Collective Consciousness Christmas Remix

should be the first upload of this, I didn't mean to steal it I just found in a chatroom

[@LordSeraph999]

"Purchase your happiness" is the most depressing descriptor of Christmas ever.

[@CHEJOJODNAND]

God damn your right

[@Zenix.]

I mean its true

[@gentlemancharmander4411]

Except, you’re not purchasing you’re happiness. You’re purchasing others happiness, that’s what a gift is.

[@sh4dowtomi111]

@@CHEJOJODNAND Walter White?

[@ilikepancakes2368]

Literally the main reason why the Grinch hated Christmas so much.

[@RainCloud123]

“Are you high?” “Let me check………………………………yes………………………………………………..HIGH ON CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!”

[@LtB486]

Checked the internet lately?

[@Rockstar-lk9wz]

And there's nothing more Christmas then shooting a man in this Toy r us of a world

[@LoneWandererInbound]

The memes

[@NamePending878]

@@LoneWandererInbound the DNA of the soul...

[@Flesh_Wizard]

CHRISTMAS SPIRIT, SON

[@realwaifus5514]

Turning a song about the subjugation of society through the mind numbing commercialisation of everyday life and the illusion of alleviating personal responsibility into a Christmas song? *You mad genius.*

[@redroachofficial7388]

Isn't that also just christmas

[@infinitium8460]

Is the person who made this wrong, though?

[@joeanthony7085]

Charlie Brown energy in Metal Gear Rising

[@RealDonQuixote]

look at Japan! They think KFC is a christmas dinner becuase of mind numbing capitalism!

[@randomyoutuber4189]

And a mind numbing Christmas song, too.

[@DatGuyWhoPlays]

Damn you, Max0r for telling me this exists.

[@lelouchyagami8333]

same

[@TheFirstCurse1]

Yep, same here

[@simple__sigma3287]

I concur

[@throttle4300]

Yeah

[@Champion_of_Vlaakith]

Agreed

[@EpicCheese765]

"You still don't get it. I'm using Christmas as a business....so I can end Christmas as a business."

[@notshockwavedemon7543]

Literally every company during december ever.

[@bjollnirbjordsen9795]

Making the mother of all Christmas dinners here, Jack. Can't fret over every turkey!

[@ribiagio98]

@Linkium What do you know about presents?

[@Chrpull]

@@ribiagio98 you don't know what it's like to ride in a sleigh, get coal in your stocking, and wear ugly pajamas just to have a holly jolly christmas

[@iwillhelpiwilldefeatjustin4310]

@@Chrpull But you *did* have a holly jolly christmas! With your own two hands, you took back your present!

[@Chrpull]

@@iwillhelpiwilldefeatjustin4310 and now, I'll take yours

[@justinsank6523]

We'll rid this world of useless holidays,

[@illusion9289]

It's painful how this works literally PERFECTLY

[@jayfeather001theslav5]

I unliked this comment because it is at 69 likes and I don't wanna ruin it.

[@illusion9289]

@@jayfeather001theslav5 You're the reason that I have faith in society

[@dreavius1704]

@@jayfeather001theslav5 It doesn't work ✊😔

[@MisterLG08]

420 likes

[@hackerman203]

A blessing from the lord Max0r

[@nerd_5615]

"Live in ignorance and purchase your happiness" hits different with the Christmasy themes

[@AverageJoeMama]

“Fortunately, this music is excellent and fits 1 to 1 with ‘All I Want For Christmas.’”

[@cjytp]

0:05

[@NicoBabyman1]

“I’m not joking.”

[@Bestienjager2490]

@@NicoBabyman1and for some reason raiden can parry several tonnes of crush force.

[@BetterCallBigShotAutos]

​@@Bestienjager2490If only my sister could've done that against my step-dad- (THIS IS A JOKE MY FAMILY HAS NO HISTORY OF ABUSE)

[@yeeterberry8201]

Who came here after Max0r's videos of this game?

[@perith6022]

I honestly thought he was taking the piss.

[@GuyWhoWatchesStuff]

Same

[@Illitha]

@@GuyWhoWatchesStuff I heard it a few days before, didn't think the meme had spread that far

[@metalslugger1800]

Same

[@some_toxic_kid1999]

That how o found out his exists

[@Chagogo]

I’m going crazy trying to find where this came from. I will pay the creator for a full version if I can.

[@LiveseyKnight]

same boat, I've seen a dubbed clip about raiden and armstrong talking about christmas and then the song plays but that's about it

[@kingangus4808]

Yea found it on discord, not sure who made it, but uploaded it myself so everyone else could see it kzbin.info/www/bejne/hXS1m6ZrpZuin8k

[@celticduke3002]

i think this is the original but im not sure: kzbin.info/www/bejne/pKDUao2Kf6uIoKc

[@Burger19985]

@@celticduke3002 nah he stated in a comment he didn't know

[@gasmaskedcitizen]

@@Lokarec nope, the upload dates don't match up

[@SaltRockz]

Can finally add Metal Gear to my christmas playlist.

[@notrileydl2]

Nobody add a like, it’s at 69

[@VagueMask]

@@notrileydl2 I do not bow to anyone for I have made it 71!

[@Zarkcoluv]

@@VagueMask very well

[@freddywray369]

It 273 for me😊

[@qasta2078]

I hate how good this is

[@BBald]

no replies? let me fix that

[@LarryDeskPlant]

@@BBald One reply? Let me fix that.

[@luisisthenamelitn6978]

​@@LarryDeskPlant Just two of them? Lemme back it up!

[@unknownunknown317]

3 replys let me fix that

[@shadowknight_2505]

@@unknownunknown317 4 replies let me fix that. LET YOUR COUNTRY CONTROL YOUR SOUL LET YOUR COUNTRY CONTROL YOUR SOUL

[@chinchillageneral]

Something about hearing "the fires of greed will buuuuuurn the weeeeaaak" in such a cheery tone is incredible to me

[@nakedinvader8951]

Whoever made this, is both a cringelord and brilliant. I can't say i hate it even, because it's just good.

[@randomfolk9545]

I argue better than the original

[@randyspaceship]

its cringe or be cringe jack

[@VisuaIHavoc]

It's so cringe that its full circled back to being based

[@Xidphel]

Maybe he is cringe, but that just makes him FREE!

[@crackplatinum9883]

@@Xidphel that's *SUS*

[@ALittleBitCultish]

Came here to see if Max0r was correct... I'm not disappointed 🤣

[@joshuad4512]

Same lol

[@oleschmidt2844]

Me too

[@hackerman203]

same

[@bill-nye-the-lemon-lime]

Christmas spirit, son! It commercialises in response to fun and traditions! You can't hurt me, Grinch! Don't fuck with this Santa!

[@Hedoro_Latoureux]

This is so fucking cursed, I love it

[@thebigboyyay]

Now there's a pretty meme!

[@thatboi3605]

EXQUISITE

[@Lystr0saur]

How about "full of shit"? Is that a meme?

[@alejosuarconde1145]

No it fucking isn't you amoeba

[@bgbori3438]

No it isn't you fucking ameba.

[@roskavaki]

EXQUISITE!

[@ShahroozSmith]

Just imagine it, Senator Armstrong dressed as Santa Claus, riding a sleigh in the shape of a mini Metal Gear Excelsus driven by a bunch of Blade Wolves with reindeer antlers. Sitting next to him is Monsoon dressed as a Christmas Elf and Sundowner dressed as Krampus. And Raiden is the only name on his naughty list.

[@JuanchoGamex]

who would Sam be?

[@Demon_Slayer213]

​@@JuanchoGamex I'd say he's the only name on the nice list.

[@Faly657]

1:00 I've never heard 'The fires of greed will burn the weak, So we'll make freedom obsolete' sound so upbeat

[@the_tree007]

I am gonna unironiclly play this on christmas and noone is gonna stop me

[@Defeateddragon]

Did you do it

[@freedomgoddess]

nice party bro, we WILL do it next year too ;)

[@ashennyx8820]

I want to go into a walmart and play this

[@RiyoVevo]

We defo need a full version, this hits harder than it should

[@tom_k_cook]

A political song, mixed with a holiday for Christianity, abused by capitalism, and hailed by customer and memer alike. Fascinating.

[@graetestfanever1]

This truly is a walmart of a world

[@TheFirstCurse1]

@@graetestfanever1 And there's nothing more American than shooting a man in it

[@FFFan3445]

"abused by capitalism" Literally no one ever has been abused by capitalism. The worst thing about capitalism is that it prevents braindead leeches from starving to death. They live comfortable lives when they belong in forced labor camps, by their own beliefs.

[@chillylytical9410]

memes the dna of the soul

[@gnilbis7859]

@@graetestfanever1 what's a Walmart?

[@rensv7928]

This is what Santa plays to all of the elves in his workshop.

[@boradis]

I want to give these lyrics to a youth choir at Christmas.

[@jackmoseley4959]

Do it at a school talent show

[@boradis]

@@jackmoseley4959 I want to hear a marching band play it.

[@GrinkoProductions]

@@jackmoseley4959yes, we need someone to do that

[@pajwubx1809]

I can't wait for Christmas and just see the reaction of my family hearing a cheery Christmas tune, with depressing lyrics about consumerism, and brain washing

[@pointblankrange7]

Mad man

[@Sucullentbutter]

Madlad

[@darkrexkigntstone8773]

Chad

[@ikhwananimationsbeyondweeb4528]

0:38 Christmas spirit, the DNA of the soul

[@roskavaki]

now there is a pretty meme, EXQUISITE!

[@karledisonferrer6190]

thanks maxor for telling me this i will definitely play this at Christmas lmao

[@pitifuleternal]

I will literally wait months if it means i can play this on christmas

[@lolchilliplant5155]

I just got my mum to listen to this in the car and she likes it

[@poggerd7319]

So called free thinkers when asked if Santa is real

[@doorsareforopening]

Knowing Konami and Platinum they're may be a chance this was intentional, a very low chance, but not zero

[@thebluetoothspeaker]

collective christmas

[@alpine8590]

"Making the mother of all Christmas trees here Jack! Cant fret over every ornament!"

[@infiniminer7677]

merry christmas to all my fellow unenlightened masses

[@Helarawn]

An immediate classic

[@onlywondr.7051]

its time for jack to let it snow

[@SqeakyAlmonds]

They should play this in stores on black Friday.

[@DanteofSparda5376]

True

[@mr_lol-qg8hr]

image senator Armstrong gets out of his mg exelsus, says "merry Christmas, Jack!", gets back in and then the boss fight starts. (mg exelsus's swords are candy canes now and it's snowing)

[@regnoditalia2014]

It's that time of the year once again

[@panos3320]

I'll tell you who made this... Santa made this! Because that's all i wanted for Christmas :)

[@O-5Council]

You magnificent bastard, you did it, you ACTUALLY did it. I though Max0r was shitting me, but no. This... This is beautiful...

[@Idk_Biguy]

Metal gear December: Christmas morning

[@aigeneratedwauigi2696]

Making the mother of all Christmas presents here, Jack. Can’t threat over every piece of wrapping!

[@captaineyepatch2174]

A land of the truly naughty dammit

[@hentpplays8845]

He wasn't wrong. *He wasn't fucking wrong.*

[@raidenchad3324]

I hope Santa Claus will ride a Metal Gear into my house

[@kingpepe4862]

This on god slaps hard af.

[@theonlybow5130]

Making the mother of all gifts here jack, can't fret over every decoration

[@JuanThaSilva]

Lyrics: [Verse 1] 0:07 The unenlightened masses, they cannot make the judgement call Give up free will forever, their voices won't be heard at all Display obedience while never stepping out of line And blindly swear allegiance, let your country control your mind (Let your country control your soul) [Chorus] 0:35 Live in ignorance and purchase your happiness When blood and sweat is the real cost Thinking ceases, the truth is lost Don't you worry, you'll be told exactly what to do I give my people the lives they need The righteous will succeed [Bridge] 1:01 The fires of greed will burn the weak So we'll make freedom obsolete Making whole the fabric of society Collective consciousness controlled as you will see (Mind control) [Outro] 1:26 (Let your country control your soul) (Let your country control your soul) (Let your country control your soul) (Let your country control your soul)

[@bylander_]

merry christmas

[@Rebelrose]

Finally! A Christmas song that accurately depicts the holiday season!

[@Deamons64]

WHY DOES THIS WORK THIS WELL. THIS HURTS MT BRAIN

[@hackerman203]

i just realized,this video is made in dec 6,and incorrect summary of mgrr took place after this,WHAT?!

[@LadyNoirality]

Out of everything, "purchase your happiness" is undisputedly the worst way to describe Christmas.

[@hackerman203]

I don't know if "purchase your happiness" is worse or a christmas without snow.

[@hanc6989]

I can’t believe I listen to this on a daily basis lmao

[@TheeLZ]

Throwing the mother of all Christmas parties jack! Can't fret over every gift!

[@Jonsona2]

Memes aside, I would unironically listen to this during the holidays.

[@chosenmaple99]

“Fortunately, this music is excellent and fits one to one with all I want for Christmas” *“I’m not joking”*

[@Jet_bean1]

Why did I see Armstrong in my chimney?

[@FlushedMoji]

🎵 🎄 *live in ignorance* 🎵 🎄

[@Light_in_the_darkness_real_one]

I'm putting together a plan to put this song on for Christmas at my school, next month (probably only my English teacher will understand the lyrics, I'm from Brazil)

[@altf4undo01]

can you double jump?

[@Light_in_the_darkness_real_one]

@@altf4undo01 yes

[@angbandsbane]

All I want for Christmas is a sequel to MGR

[@nevensass4343]

Christmas in the modern day be like

[@purpool6708]

Alternate Title: Collective Christmas

[@hackerman203]

Alt title:collective consciousness max0r edition

[@redactedgamer1975]

I can just imagine every main character gathering for a Christmas party, and genuinely having a good time.

[@MariusKennedy]

same with the snakes, ocelot, otacon from the mgs games and the protagonists of the re games.

[@SmolDoingNothing]

pov every store on november 1st

[@heythere_mr.ungifted]

All I want for Christmas is for this to be on iTunes

[@kanemccarthy1979]

Making the mother of all Christmases here, Jack. Can't fret over every gift!

[@benja6051]

remember guys, big boss believes in santa

[@jouheikisaragi6075]

And Santa hasn't given him gifts since Operation Snake Eater. Because it was The Boss

[@chccon]

Oh my. This actually mixes so well... I'd say this is officially my favorite Christmas song.

[@D-Lock-8]

Santa "who's on the naughty list this year... the government?" *collective Christmas begins playing as Santa goes to destroy the government*

[@brainisdead2112]

Christmas, the DNA of the soul

[@NatTBK]

“Spreading the mother of all Christmas cheer here Jack, can’t fret over every Grinch”

[@Madmankey13]

"Every game is now worse because they don't have this."

[@jamesanimates7827]

Like the good old days after Christmas Eve!!

[@robb8117]

I never knew Collective Consciousness and All I Want For Christmas mix would be this good

[@thrifty0255]

Don't f*ck with this Santa.

[@Vega59986]

Dear god it actually exists... dammit Max0r

[@LucaxCorp]

I’ve never once in my life wanted to go caroling. If I ever do I know what I’m singing now.

[@leegrainger1474]

Making the mother of all gifts here Jack, cant fret over every present.

[@techneurosis6516]

Thank you Max0r

[@dims3184]

the best christmas song

[@wynzlyyeshayabandojo4112]

Imagine playing this at christmas

[@Meri637]

"the voices won't be heard at all" are those the voices of children begging for robux for christmas or

[@mickwoodfield5926]

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODy

[@peasant5063]

If a remake or sequel was made, it'd be funny if platinum made everything christmas theme as an april fools mode. And everyone would be in on it besides an extremely confused raiden

[@TheButteryPretzzle]

I have been waiting eight months to play this today... Merry Christmas yall

[@dreadknight8132]

“Wrapping the mother of all presents here jack, can’t fret over every stocking”

[@gaybowser4522]

finally the mall employees get some variety

[@TheMightyKite]

*Senator Armstrong approves of this Christmas Remix.*

[@Bl0cksy]

"Im making the mother of all Christmas Feasts here Jack! cant fret over every Turkey!"

[@Otval_bashky]

Jack Frost vs Senator Grinch

[@baguetteboy5466]

The voices actually sound like they're singing a Christmas song instead of metal too

[@thecatalyst6212]

Merry Christmas

[@whiskeywight7844]

How fitting that a song about neoliberal materialism and a loss of identity can fit the tune to a song about a consumerist holiday.

[@chankthetank817]

so metal gear Revengeance counts as a christmast game, IT COUNTS ITS LIKE DIE HARD!

[@wyvern107]

You made the most ominous song I have ever heard become a paragon of happiness and merry times spent with family. Absolute legend.

[@wyvern107]

This being said, I am now picturing an army of little elves smiling like they just won the lottery while singing about humanity's effective demise. It's...not comforting.

[@0ceanManie]

This is going in my Christmas playlist

[@Sylfposts]

Making the mother of all Christmas, jack! Can't fret over every naughty child!

[@FunvoltGunvolt]

This is what Christmas is really like now tbh

[@chipdoesotherstuff]

i dont know how to feel about this