Metalcore Band Needs Your Help! (Van Stolen)

[@jhofffilms]

Thanks to everyone who pre-ordered the official JHF shirt and backpatch! To show our appreciation we brought Karpizzle and Primz back onto the channel. You can follow them on instagram at @thekarpizzle and @goofcinema.

[@isosubject5169]

why u guys dont do a podcast about metal?

[@mr_newvegas4084]

Finally you brought my nigga karpizzle back

[@putridabomination]

How to social distance: Get your local metalcore band to play a gig.

[@themotleyone3475]

ohhhh yeahhhh i was your 69th like.

[@putridabomination]

@@themotleyone3475 I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who's proud of being the 69th like, nice 👌🏻

[@RILEYproMAGICIAN]

It's so sad that a band I've never heard of lost everything. I must donate blindly. Can't perform without those 6 laptops!

[@florin8049]

Make some appear ;))))))))))

[@ryanbollinger1759]

If the music is good, the music is good. I think depending on the band, an electronic sound can really add some atmosphere and layers to the sound. Just look at architects.

[@Cheeseburger.Launch.Sequence]

You realize this is a joke and it's not a real band right? Unless 22 week midwest tours are common....

[@Cheeseburger.Launch.Sequence]

@You take a sip from your Trusty Vault 13 canteen I assume you are young. Young folks go through this. If you collect records don't sell them. Eventually you will regret it. I am now 39. A wife and a mother. I kept every record I ever bought. From NOFX to Converge to Deicide to unknown limited run black metal and noise. I have so many old friends who drool in my stacks, full of regret for selling their copy of When Forever Comes Crashing on white limited to 100 to their Jeromes Dream/Orchid split skull. You will hit an age where you not only crave new and interesting music but where you also end up beating your head against the wall because you no longer have something because you sold it. Because you thought it wasnt cool.

[@varzat6416]

My heart almost stopped when i saw Karpizzle but then i saw it was filmed in 2016 and got sad.

[@TheOnlyHollywood1]

What happened to Karpizzle?

[@wheelchair1410]

How is Karpizzle

[@jaggedvisions]

Karp is in one of the latest vids tho

[@jaggedvisions]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/p6i2np6Hdpeei9E he’s in this vid

[@billaubin14]

For $500 measly dollars ....... a karpizzle in a gift set!!!🎁🧟‍♂️ 😂😂😂😂

[@thr4shm4n97]

This was the last time Red Shät was on camera, they themselves were stolen at a later time by the same people who stole their stuff.

[@blackveil3669]

Its so good to see primz, and Karpizzle do a video together again. It reminds me of the "How to be " series they did a few years ago. :) Also only the OG fans remember the cream cheese lol

[@jhofffilms]

Upvote this comment if you remember the cream cheese jokes

[@johntitor7989]

@@jhofffilms Cream cheese jokes were kino

[@sloppyseconds7739]

Wait the description says filmed in 2016 does that mean all of them are still gone

[@irond0g780]

This is just sad. I would donate to the kickstarter but my van got robbed and I lost my money

[@jhofffilms]

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[@onememeychannel3800]

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[@The_JustJoshing]

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[@synnervengeance9924]

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[@theblackmoonguitarist1719]

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[@dimebagdarrll1538]

This is so sad, I heard the same happened to slapnuts, someone stole all 87 of their percussion instruments. My prayers are with you

[@wheelchair1410]

It was so sad It made me cry and I had to use my Disturbed - The Sickness booklet to wipe away the tears.

[@RetardTheIV]

Everyone please donate your partial empty beer cans so we can help with this band

[@mrn234]

In germany you woul get 0,25€ for each can soooo ;)

[@dystopiant7793]

Jesus christ, Karp and Primz Wait this was in 2016

[@deathnthrashingmadness1971]

wait really

[@jossiegrossie9727]

Also Vince the prince

[@thus.spoke.zarathustra]

What happened to them?

[@dystopiant7793]

@@thus.spoke.zarathustra They just moved on with their lives, kinda miss them though.

[@deathnthrashingmadness1971]

Mr. Prak im guessing its schedules for karp kzbin.info/www/bejne/fqrZo62Oos6Sh9E

[@nixadventures3938]

Glad karpizzle is back.

[@matthewaromo10]

Video was filmed in 2016

[@endriknerz8409]

Great to see Primz and Karp on here. Also great that you dug up a lot of jokes from the classic videos.

[@Vuadanee]

cube of all human knowledge sounds tempting

[@alexrathvon376]

Welcome back Karpizzle and Primz, it's not the same without ya.

[@skippydinglechalk9194]

The only unbelievable part of this is finding a place like this in Saint Louis lol, great video guys, keep up the good work

[@bigbeefytoaster]

I can unwantingly confirm that that is 100% true.

[@thedankusborn8453]

I got happy for a second because I thought karp and prims were back. Then I read the description and became sad again.

[@AlexOvTheAbyss]

I was going to give $10,000, but I'm deathly afraid of snakes

[@Tozge258]

Yaaaay!🎉🎊Karpizzle and Primz💕I missed you guys🖤

[@jimmygray4525]

Welcome back Primz. Long time no see dude.🤘😊

[@leonflint5413]

I’ve heavily missed these three

[@und4rgl0w]

I thought Van Stolen was the band name and a play on words on Van Halen

[@brunomunoz467]

x2

[@AS-Stardust]

Same

[@stamosgre3356]

I used to floss and now it's gone hahaha. Scuba gear , scooby doo, my parents hahahaha

[@ralucaionete4284]

Jhofffilms is the best channel ever and Thanks to it i have become a metalhead.Good thoughts from Romania!!

[@auburnmanR6]

love yalls content so much, just got my bullet belt today xD

[@jhofffilms]

Love you too!!

[@dennischritskou3631]

2 videos in 2 days? That's a fucking record.

[@gabrielfraga-latour7002]

I'll give you 1000$ if you send me a pot of cream cheese signed by the band!

[@acfrise5974]

I love that karp is back

[@lazaromurillo9212]

Man, I had almost forgotten about the bangin cream cheese jokes

[@Thrashmetalkicksass]

Finally, my favourite Jhoff characters! I was quite fed up with Chris

[@gungutuzero]

Holy shit it's Primz!!!

[@エマニュエルハボック]

RIP Myspace

[@gabriellopes8987]

good to see the band reunited with kar pizza after he went doingsolo albums.

[@chronic4632]

The fuckin kings are back Nah rip 2016

[@MrBones-lw2bf]

I was ready to give money but then I saw that ghost shirt

[@joaseleneromero9838]

Karp has returned

[@marla49]

i was watching this yesterday and you’ve always reminded me of my brother and i found out he’s dead so ✨

[@SporkWieldingCanary]

I haven't heard a "keek mai dog" reference since like 2006 holy shit.

[@jolowe3947]

They stole the entire Shrek series, this is real shit! Jokes aside I'm so sorry for your loss.

[@emilphoryew9436]

For a dump that place looks like a palace!

[@nobodymotos]

That cover in the background really great song

[@turbkey1380]

KARPIZZLE IS ALIVE!!!!

[@metalregime9581]

PRIMS'S BACK!!!

[@Grim.Tyrant]

Hahahahahaha all the OGs are back

[@dakotaturner6701]

That was stupid as shit. It made me laugh alot. 10/10

[@racc6524]

Dont they always only eat cream cheese?

[@GuitarKAB]

3:16 The violin sounds that shitty all-star smash mouth song 😆

[@billaubin14]

Karpizzle the keywizard!!!!

[@invadernik]

they keyboard, formerly known as the drums. "rock" music nowadays in a nutshell

[@zaingauci2054]

So sad. He's wearing a Ghost shirt.

[@johntitor7989]

Rip

[@zaingauci2054]

@@johntitor7989 Nice Rammstein profile pic dude.

[@ZeryArtzTM]

Ghost shirts are nice tho probably the better looking ones

[@eric8332]

What's wrong with scary Scooby-Doo?

[@hollischeblume6393]

@@zaingauci2054 hehe I have Rammstein on my pfp too \m/

[@FrederickW]

The cream cheese joke :)

[@mihneapopescu533]

Dammit i thought karpizzle is back

[@teriyaki5416]

woah this video popped up in my recommendations right after i robbed some metalcore bands shitty van... what a coincidence

[@xXDarthKushGoonerXx]

This is sad... but at least we got a cream cheese joke

[@wenxingwang7867]

Its Phil H Anselmo from Damageplan!

[@joey-si3cc]

oh not the shrek discs!!! f for shrek

[@sylta09]

When was the last time karpizzle was seen? Im so glad he is not dead

[@jpbostonian]

I thought there vans ( shoes) were stolen

[@Anonymous_Eyeballs]

Was gonna donate but then I saw the Ghost shirt

[@RP9_rp9]

PRIMZ OH MY GOD HOW IVE MISSED HIM

[@PamelaThrasher]

......and fuk ya???? Pffffft LMFAOOOO 😛

[@billaubin14]

$434 on a 22 week tour! 😂😂 Everybody gets a $5 foot long from subway each week.

[@juderyans5705]

Haha hahahahahah they took my brother but also took my Ibanez gio

[@thedefiant6244]

RIP FUCKING SLAYER BOYS 🤘🤘🤘

[@taylor844]

how much cocaine did they have in that damn van

[@ryebready6678]

They kicked my dog!!

[@levithorstone2876]

Half a chub and a bottle rocket take it or leave it

[@endlessgrind6951]

Metal every day keeps the doctor away.

[@jamajnasoares5702]

Don't let they take your happiness though! :D You'll be just fine.

[@karilakarila604]

Nice

[@nuggetstew4380]

fucking rip

[@shoog7301]

But where are they currently? Filmed in 2016?!?!!??

[@deathmetalantichrist1115]

Lol

[@Koragh_]

Not sure if this is this is a sarcastic parody or a real thing It's a sheldon paradox

[@HayleeHorton]

A date with your dad HUH

[@necromantic420]

Where's the link to the Kickstarter?

[@metalmaniac6664]

So sad. I'm gonna donate 666 dollars to Philadelphia.

[@Peroxide-Mark]

IS THAT KARPIZZLE I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD

[@triledink]

I would donate....but. My van got stolen and i had all my money in it.

[@terrag0ne109]

oh shit, karpisle isent dead

[@kostasv6980]

How's primz doing?

[@soundbark7635]

Your wearing a ghost shirt why should I help lol

[@sulphurr]

epic

[@irishjoe2941]

Sad times

[@dylandonis4590]

Rip :(

[@chadsmit1085]

I would donate but we don't have vans in South Africa

[@dkergel2765]

Omg where’s chris

[@mephistopheles7545]

Thrash Factor omg he’s not the only one who’s in jhofffs videos

[@martingarricks6209]

Balzac • omg well said

[@dkergel2765]

Balzac • wow really that’s definitely not the joke

[@metalflower9543]

Everyone's asking if it's real^^

[@thrashmetalambassador]

I have a better help for Metalcore bands: Take out the overuse of breakdowns, romantic lyrics, use E tuning and dress as a badass biker instead of looking like a nerdy kid with mommy issues.

[@pietandersen6120]

Thrash Metal Ambassador Whats wrong with drop tunings and lower standard tunings?

[@hadestheconfused4660]

@@pietandersen6120 the drop tunings stole our van

[@mattarcher8620]

@@pietandersen6120 Nothing he's just looking for an excuse to act condescending so he can feel better

[@max8m1]

Dude, tons of metal bands don't use E tuning. That's not just a metalcore thing

[@iletthedevilin828]

Nah, breakdowns are cool.

[@irace2866]

shut up and take my money

[@dcdanger7597]

Jhoff was also stolen later that night

[@benthibert5335]

WHERES THE KICKSTARTER LINK! I NEED TO HELP!

[@jhofffilms]

www.jhofffilms.com/merch

[@_thestraightjakketsofficial_]

Jared Dines be like

[@Choko_conleche]

😯😥

[@RanterInShades]

I miss Primz

[@thegreaterg8r148]

Ok seriously the gatekeeping with metalcore needs to die. Scene kids have not been a thing for almost a full decade. Metalcore is a real metal genre And this sort of Crap hasnt been done in metalcore since the scene years.

[@mag3791]

This is so sad, alexa play despacito

[@My_wife_left_me]

I would but they stole my money

[@Vinnay94]

Now do How to be a Metalcore/Post-Hardcore vocalist.

[@mitchmckaye408]

Van Hagar > Van Stolen