Metalhead Makes Pizza Thrash

Chris teaches you how to make a pizza (thrash)
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[@jasondearborn2349]

Hey fellas, been trying to buy your merxh since this video came out, 4th attempt just now, I go through paypal and do all the steps and it redirects me to your sight but goes whitescreen and nothing finalizes. Not Thrash. May wanna look into it.

[@azrealalvarado9707]

T H E B A T T L E APRON

[@Zketra7]

get your shit together man what is that body you used to be arnold shwarzeniger man cmon work out a little than you be amazing looking and moshing rip baloff

[@brostenen]

If you want to cook my homemade "Jack-the-Ripper pork", then I can mail you the recepie... It is a slow cooking recepie, so there are plenty of hours to drink beer.

[@putridabomination]

That battle apron is the coolest thing I've seen since the horror vest.

[@ZacharyTheJackal]

Yeah it is. I want to make one but I'm also building a a collection of special battle jackets

[@themotleyone3475]

Putrid gang hehe

[@ethancampbell7773]

That sounds dope Anyone got a link to the horror vest video??

[@putridabomination]

@@ethancampbell7773 kzbin.info/www/bejne/mYnYioavl7ykh7M

[@White_metalhead06]

Future video how to make a battle apron lol

[@aidenelliott6171]

Of course only Chris would have a battle apron over his actual battle vest!

[@ZacharyTheJackal]

Dude as soon as I saw that apron I wanted to make one

[@fuckingslayer6663]

Have you herd of my grandma

[@ThrashedTV]

@@fuckingslayer6663 Yes, her sauce was great.

[@fuckingslayer6663]

Chris I have to say her orphan blood sauce was very tasty

[@themotleyone3475]

The fucking pocket cheese fanny pack omfg

[@gabriellopes8987]

7:09 cocaine bomb You can't get more 80's metal than that

[@ThrashedTV]

Someone gets it.

[@ZacharyTheJackal]

Hair metal as hell

[@TheGamingVikk]

Chris sounds like he's being held hostage

[@azathoth9836]

he is, by karpizzle.

[@GMovieSeeker]

RIP Karpizzle

[@iqceo4276]

lol

[@grantcherveny5094]

I swear this man is gonna our beer in the pizza, I haven’t watched a minute and I know how it’s gonna go

[@RoidTards]

How about cooking lamb???? Not of god just lamb

[@SpokenFlesh]

Cooking with Dean Lamb)

[@lynianore7891]

I prefer goats, as in Goatwhore

[@StarSCTEBunToaster]

Showdoze cooking dean lamb*

[@deathnthrashingmadness1971]

now this is a cooking show i can get behind

[@breadsticks_and_blasphemy]

Go check out the Vegan Black Metal Chef for more metal cooking it’s awesome

[@noahthemetalheadkid4005]

We thought the day would never come..... BUT NOW ITS HERE HELL YEAH

[@ThrashedTV]

ASK AND YE SHALL GET

[@iqceo4276]

The Day That Never Comes

[@katan844]

Nice terifier pfp, fast and aggressive as all thrash should be 🤘🏻

[@deckerh.7620]

"Make like your high school yearbook, and grab some pepperonis" I felt that

[@mygoodness2041]

Dude you should totally get a patent on the battle apron, gonna make a lot of money

[@gothlover4u]

but he doesn't own the rites to the bands on them. Not sure how that would work

[@ofekzilbershtein9614]

*Gene Simmons intestifies*

[@ZacharyTheJackal]

I didn't know that gene Simmons likes jhofffilms

[@ZacharyTheJackal]

@@ofekzilbershtein9614 agreed

[@thegrindcoreenthusiast7293]

Oh No, Kiss's Bassist Is Back...

[@TheTrueMattiMan]

I'm sure that some of the basil was weed

[@ThrashedTV]

Tell no one.

[@napalm6967]

@@ThrashedTV real chris?

[@breadsticks_and_blasphemy]

Yep that’s him

[@janinewittjohann1726]

Well it is legal in Canada and I've had hemp seeds on pizza and it's really tasty just don't cook them or you'll destroy the nutritional value

[@ajkolody8887]

I had 8 weed plants in my yard, although they were not mine.

[@a.w.c.thrasher9495]

That battle apron is beautiful. 🤘nice vid this was a fun idea.

[@ThrashedTV]

Thanks dude!

[@nikiforosdanampassis6749]

He should've spelled SLAYER with the pepperoni

[@rihabwaddi3063]

5:46 "Drinks the tomato sauce instead of beer"

[@ThrashedTV]

Burped garlic for days.

[@rihabwaddi3063]

@@ThrashedTV 😂😂

[@thegrindcoreenthusiast7293]

It Would Be So Cool If You Guys Did "When Metalheads Play Board/Card Games"

[@clobberhog8879]

I've been waiting for this masterpiece

[@nekrocenobite3921]

So I would hope that gaming with Chris is coming next.

[@ThrashedTV]

Do you guys want me to do retro gaming on my SNES? If enough people are interested we can make this happen!

[@nekrocenobite3921]

@@ThrashedTV man I'd be down to watch that hopefully you can get enough interested to start it stay thrash 🤘.

[@sovietgopnik9655]

I would love to see that happen, classic gaming with Chris would be beautiful

[@pineapple_twizt]

Chris Soutsos yes!

[@tacoman2147]

The chaotic energy from this video is insane

[@erzsblasfantaven3334]

wait, did you actually take my suggestion? this is insane! 🤘

[@Axxa3095]

When your early to a video and the comment section is full of people saying "first"

[@jonathansnowden439]

i love how theres always at least 50 ppl claiming first

[@xandereakin4267]

FIRST

[@Axxa3095]

Lol

[@ohyuh6238]

Forest of darkness only posers say first

[@Axxa3095]

@@ohyuh6238 exactly!

[@wobin1465]

As a fellow mediterrainean metal head, this is indeed the way to cook a pizza.

[@debesgod1403]

Good things: self-made Pizza, homegrown herbs, beer counter, canada fanny pack, battle apron, garlic, background metal, face mask, mom's recipe, three-cheese-pizza, drinking all of the sauce Bad things: spilled beer, poor patches are gonna get the bad filth, pepperoni before the first layer of cheese

[@ThrashedTV]

Thank

[@ashergrendahl6994]

I tripped on beer in the pit and dislocated my knee

[@rhinocauceros]

There’s no other channel like JhofFUCKINFilms

[@Legolion17]

Thia sounds a lot like Dining with Dickey...

[@sharkmaggo]

the first thing i thought seeing this was "oh no"

[@Nick-ny1fk]

That apron is sick

[@6-string_guitar578]

Ok, we NEED one of these videos every week

[@panfilovstephan2963]

Everyone has to comment municipal waste and havok now

[@StarSCTEBunToaster]

Buy my toaster

[@jasonfoster3111]

Does anybody know the song playing in the background of the video? I'm curious, I like it a lot.

[@alnikur87]

- Fuckin stinks, man - What stinks? - Either you or the food, I can't tell

[@realfamiliarfez]

chris has taught me more than my schools

[@amdnetwork5695]

13:11 Oooooo Macho Man! I need my glasses! LMAO 😄🤘 Also, that is a pretty cool battle apron Chris!

[@Yamasenshi]

Chris is so Ricky with that clearing stick lol.

[@evanmiller2495]

1:53 I love how you cleared the table with the hockey stick like Ricky in Trailer Park Boys. Also make more cooking with Chris this video is fucking great!

[@RgeioMrtinz]

Pizza + WWF and Super Mario on SNES + Mountain Dew = the perfect party

[@The_Metal_Heritic]

Fuck I love the Eye of Saturn art on the new shirts 🤘⛧ RIP Lemmy

[@cynthiatolman326]

Alright Mr Canadian man, you're teaching us we're learning, love you Dude and love the apron too. I always lick the lid, doesn't everybody?

[@m_z_a_w_c4471]

As a Greek who lives in Canada, whats more important to you? Maple syrup or olive oil?

[@lallarn6684]

What a time to be alive folks. We are witnessing the BIRTH of the Battle Apron.

[@heapsmadgirl]

Hockey gloves as oven mitts. You would 🤣

[@rainbowbrit]

I freaking enjoy these guys so much...brighten up my day 🤘

[@ThrashedTV]

Thanks for watching my dude!

[@hollischeblume6393]

if every cooking show looked like this, I would be a freaking chef or something

[@robertberryman8544]

this is my new favorite channel

[@teagancairns8172]

the cheese was fucking glorious and the battle apron is blessed

[@overkilled653]

Just what the channel needs...a battle apron and a beer count. Keep making good shit you guys! 🤘

[@burntphotography1697]

Thanks for the vid. That crust looks amazing

[@therhino5487]

I love how he uses the hockey stick to clear off the counter. Why do I feel like that was Trailer Park Boys inspired.

[@carlkinderhexxler4122]

That´s the video we needed. HELL YESS!

[@malekkodemon]

That apron is legendary dude.

[@elliotks9640]

Thank u for being a rocker that actually puts rock as background music in a video. No one does😤

[@anthony_is_away]

Yeah I’m gonna have to make myself a battle apron now

[@deathmetalantichrist1115]

Battle apron 🤘🤘🤘🤘😂😂😂

[@krystianwojtas1032]

he did it. boys he fucking did it

[@ElTanques]

Thanks for the recipe dude I really enjoyed it

[@kostasbasmatzian5171]

Best video ever can't wait for more thrash cooking

[@abraxasvoice440]

Hell bent...hell bent for pizza!!🎶🎵🎶

[@stinker1630]

I'm loving the battle apron

[@reeferreaper666]

The apron looks fuckin badass dude

[@entertheenternalfire8894]

Gordon Ramsay , get out of here.

[@dannihoskie0978]

Life Is All About Music, Drinking Beer & Making Pizza At The Same Time 🔥🍕🍺 (Making Messes Too) (Playing Videos Games Too)

[@alanr4263]

Man good job on the pizza making my long hair friend I really thought u gonna rip open a tombstone.

[@leylaumayalp8760]

that apron looks better than my actual vest fuck

[@willdobson7316]

That sexmortus intro

[@ThrashedTV]

N U T

[@maggieramey6616]

Lol that actually looks really good!

[@ThrashedTV]

Thank you!

[@HOMELANDXBOX]

I'm Italian and this pizza looks FUCKING GOOD! 🤘

[@Noorduif]

A wild social distancing stick appeared

[@elliotks9640]

The pocket cheese🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@HadesTheSecondGR]

My favorite channel drinking my favorite beer (Mythos) and also cooking an amazing pizza 10/10

[@hildatong7584]

from the way Chris holds the knife you know it is serious

[@Brodiedooder]

Battle Apron cannot hurt you, he is not real Battle Apron:

[@wittyname3599]

Instructions unclear drunk on floor

[@valleyofshava]

You’re fucking hilarious dude

[@HPTFan]

The battle apron looks cool. The Municipal Waste, Warbringer, Exmortus, JHF patches are cool. The pizza looks delicious.

[@shachafavidar7490]

The battle apron is amazing

[@elguicho_]

Chris pulled a rocky by cleaning the area with a hockey’s stick

[@Ivan-sr4vd]

Sadly we won’t get pesticides with “Chris” anymore 😔

[@zackmazur2091]

you should put slayer with pepperoni

[@arthurabbott4792]

Watching this as a cook hurts bro.

[@dystrvkt]

Watching this as an Italian hurts

[@rihabwaddi3063]

@@dystrvkt 🤣Siamo in due.

[@ThrashedTV]

As a half Italian who has worked in kitchens, this hurts me too.

[@claudiooo35]

@@dystrvkt si, molto

[@rigriggerson4949]

Why is his hats brim bent up

[@docontraplays2789]

my favorite channel since i found it

[@bradleybolton8442]

Sick Battle Apron 🤘☠️🤘

[@sheogorath6673]

Yes. I have been waiting for something like this

[@fredericbrandt5781]

remind anyone else of the dickey dines show dinning with dickey lol

[@blackedupskies2469]

Love the battle apron

[@ivankolybabyuk3035]

The ultimate metalhead Boris friends is incoming!

[@monstrosite4794]

Time for trying this out. Thanks .

[@cubaross2361]

What do metalheads always have with pizza, first tim macmillar of protest the hero and now Chris😂

[@kelimthomas-heath5257]

Ik now know what to do with my spare patches 😂🤘🏻🤘🏻

[@katan844]

Give them to me

[@matthewguarna2975]

As an Italian I expected it to be sooo much worse, at least you didn't shmutz ketchup on it

[@shanedisner6586]

im convinced that shmutz is code for "help me" at this point

[@rhuanv.teodoro384]

COOKING CHRIS WITH CHRIS

[@the80sthrasher94]

7:09 I fuckin lost it😂😂😂

[@CYCOxFOX13]

I NEED A COOKING WITH CHRIS EPISODE 2

[@Zenbloke]

I recently found you subbed and in a upcoming video your totally getting mentioned 🤘

[@ThrashedTV]

Thank you!

[@THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS]

How did you do it? I can't get these koooks to even comment and I'm MuthaFukin' TMFR!

[@Zenbloke]

@@THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS are you asking me bro if so don't know but since then I made this for them kzbin.info/www/bejne/fYfXY56El7WFn5Y

[@MetalMarty]

So I am hanging out with Chris this afternoon and after two beers he is ready to pass out inside

[@hannahkozlovic1715]

as a (quarter) italian metalhead, i can confirm that this is correct technique (i am also in physical pain)

[@SpartanS117C]

There will be beer.

[@yaboikid2083]

THE FREAKIN INTRO SONG BRUH IM IN STUDY HALL AND IM HEADBANGING

[@powerslave0606]

8:05 ".... It's fuckin' bedtime!"

[@sobbinghorses1465]

I did not just watch this man drink Guinness out of the can. The horror