Metalocalypse Dethklok Talks About Women

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[@bonzeye1916]

"Ohh women, well they smell nice, but they're all soul murderers." William Murderface

[@Wolfgodmak]

That quote needs to be engraved in a gold plaque

[@DarthTwilight]

That is such a fantastic line.

[@oddcrafter1270]

I'm flattered (I think) XD

[@RockerChixy]

Awww Toki jumped when Skwisgaar yelled

[@xXTheRealRobzillaXx]

I didn't notice that

[@ChadEklund]

"Things are a lot more exciting when someone is about to die" - William Murderface

[@punkdrunkmonk824]

Got a point there.

[@griffinpatrick8286]

I know it is pretty off topic but does anybody know a good website to watch new movies online ?

[@xavierrichard8274]

@Griffin Patrick i use Flixzone. Just search on google for it =)

[@wormwoodcocktail]

His dad probably said that when he brought some chainsaw spice into his marriage.

[@wormwoodcocktail]

@@griffinpatrick8286 f20 movies

[@jumpingbean69]

I come to realize that a podcast with these characters would probably be pretty fucking amusing.

[@flatP_]

definitely, but it would be pretty hard for 2 people to voice 5 characters at once without prerecording

[@xvx_k1r1t0_xvx_killme5]

to be fair, it does kind of sound like they do a healthy cycle through of their characters while having the other characters reacting or talking over each other in the background as a second thought. if that makes sense

[@meshzzizk]

The best podcast to come out of adult swim was the breakfast club episode where they had the guy who played uncle ruckus on the boondocks comment on the 2020 election candidates as uncle ruckus. I laughed so hard I had people staring at me on the subway

[@specticent]

Gentlemen, it appears that Dethlok started podcasting.

[@sinister8924]

SIT DOWN! START EATING I ORDERED FOO....!

[@retaliaterguitar2]

You order for dah laydie!

[@vaudvillevillain_]

@@retaliaterguitar2 dat's right

[@teras9909]

​@@vaudvillevillain_Dats wat girls like!

[@kawaiifoxbabe300]

Can't stop watching Toki jumping when Skwisgaar screams xD I guess he's not used to him screaming or just hates loud noises... in a death metal band...

[@humanwreckage4563]

this fuckin comment

[@man_made_marsupial]

He didn't even jump he just slightly lifted his head.

[@TheGoldenConnorific]

Love how there's 2 Yu Yu Hakasuo profile pics and it's the same lol

[@andrewmg5915]

One of the most casual and natural conversations between them.

[@nightponyinrface6009]

2:00 XD omg Toki is just precious

[@JacobKinsley]

Yep lol

[@hadesstanaccount8760]

"😤 SIT DOWN. START EATING. I ORDERED FOO- you order for the lady 😊"

[@Tsumami__]

For some reason I always forget Skwisgaar is going to yell SIT DOWN! and it always makes me bust out laughing

[@skwisgaarskwigelf331]

SIT DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN.

[@bebopganymede]

It definitely caught me off guard lmao

[@SchoolrejecT]

"The serpent sppose to be da penis, but the apple spose to be one ball like Hitler." -Toki

[@thomaswoodward818]

"Women ate..what the forbidden-" "The forbidden rib." I'm fucking dead.

[@MrPurpleeater]

"You lady Swisgarr-" "NO I NOT."

[@Nocoandgaga1]

I'm a women. This. All true. except if a guy yells at me i devour their soul.

[@lailah4982]

don’t know why but murderface’s “hey? heylook?” is so funny to me. blacha’s delivery for him is always on point.

[@lee_1292]

it cracks me up every time

[@firebat42]

"They smell nice, but they are soul murderers" FUCKING LOL

[@estrellacasias]

"Youse orders fors dee LAYdee" always cracks me up

[@gabbogaffe1477]

So is Toki saying he wants to be.. degraded by a woman?

[@alexisakins6281]

I mean he was abused as a kid... I'm not saying it happens for everyone, but sometimes that gives you a degradation kink. I can absolutely see Toki being into a hot lady tying him down and domming him.

[@beatfromjetsetradio8239]

@@alexisakins6281 You beat me to it. This exactly.

[@OHG_Fawx]

He's misquoting a line from Conan the Barbarian where Conan answers the question "What is best in life?" by saying "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

[@wormwoodcocktail]

Jesus Christ, you people are stupid. He said he likes to hear the “denigrations of the womens”. It’s him trying to repeat a line from Conan the Barbarian (which they mention ten seconds later). The line is that Conan wants to hear the “lamentations” of the women, not denigration. And even then, “hearing the denigrations of the womens” would be hearing *them* be denigrated, not him being denigrated. Porn sick weirdos, man, I swear.

[@wormwoodcocktail]

@@alexisakins6281 Except in the show the only time we see him get a boner is when he was working for the Floridian government and he started screaming and barking orders at people.

[@Karmoon7]

Seriously...every single line in this is quotable. Fucking genius.

[@KilSmiley]

So Funny cause So True. More and more obviously the closer to Armageddon they spiral us towards.

[@rosehullah4661]

"they smell nice but their soul murderers" so true lol

[@RaineVengeance]

Can Skwisgaar yell at me like that? lol

[@MrUndeadhomie]

Soul murders... Whoa, Good song title!

[@Dampzombieslayer]

*SIT DOWN*

[@AxelleDarkleigh]

Thats right Skwisgaar. Thats just what us women love. *starts to beat him with his own guitar* Btw, Skwisgaar I love you!!! :) Man, this made me very happy.

[@wormwoodcocktail]

“You know, you order for the lady!”

[@danielleshackleford3137]

The apple is one ball like Hitler XD

[@theamvgirlx]

Back in the good old days where we could all laugh at this show, when their lives were all carefree when we didn't have to cry almost every episode. Seriously, call me soft but in the new season and doomstar, it feels like I haven't laughed in ages. God, Im such a fangirl xD

[@tonyb7615]

oh, well you said fangirl, so... really, it was all in fun and games. then adult swim wanted more, so a then a story had to be told. and if a story didnt mke you cry, then it was not a good story. to a dude, its like, oh ok, now i know who to murder. now i just hope adult swim puts up the money to finish it.

[@theamvgirlx]

tony b I hope so too. I'll be soooo pissed off if they just leave it there

[@tonyb7615]

theamvgirlx sadly, i don't see it happening. look into it. it shoulda been done by now. adult swim is famous for doing that

[@skwisgaarskwigelf331]

+theamvgirlx So, you ams such a fansgirl? Okay... Firsts test... Sizes? Ams you fat? Uglys? Den calls me. My numbers ams: +666 (Mordhaus internationals code) 555-28869

[@theamvgirlx]

Skwisgaar Skwigelf Lol yaaaass that made my day!!

[@KalibreSteelblast]

"In a fantastic piece of fiction I like to call the bible." Nathan Explosion- calling it as it is.

[@adolpholiverbush2]

Truer words never spoken.

[@adolpholiverbush2]

***** Are you referring to me? I think it is Tsar Bomba (largest bomb ever detonated, 57 megatons) over a pic of a city. Glad you like it. And read my "name" quickly.....:)

[@KalibreSteelblast]

***** Mostly. You got the Flame Legion trying to _make_ gods to worship. Technically the Charr are more malthiestic than they are atheistic- they readily accept that beings that are "gods" exist, but proclaim that they possess none, and are in direct control of their own lives and futures, and that gods can be destroyed (which is true).

[@KalibreSteelblast]

***** Or a special alchemical blend of buckshot and lye. The way Charr figure it, if humans can kill a god (like Abaddon), and a human (like Kormir) can become a god, and Charr kill humans constantly, then Charr are stronger than gods. Which isn't exactly illogical, really.

[@adolpholiverbush2]

whoops, sorry, I was wayyy off. Carry on.

[@ThePhantomStinker]

If the whole show was just stuff like this, I would have watched it ritually. If they'd cut out all the apocalyptic crap, the astronomical wealth and all the blood and gore (except in their music videos) and it had just been about these metal-heads bantering back and forth while on the road, I would have absolutely loved the hell out of it and I'll bet millions of others would have too.

[@Reson4nt]

We're soul murderers...metal.

[@em129836]

You ordar fawr dha laydeeee.. Dhat's right" LOL

[@king_kazma_bones]

man, this clip just makes me think that it would be fun as hell to get zorched with dethklok and we all just sit around n watch conan the barbarian.

[@TheNickleChick]

the fantastic piece of fiction i like to call the bible best line ever!

[@miraveta]

Hearing that I think my brain just not brained itself into not being a brain anymore

[@alexanderybarra844]

“Well they smell nice but, they are soul murderers”

[@Wolfgodmak]

I would love to sit with them and talk about random stuff lmaoo

[@UnknownGamer-gd6kh]

They were talking about Arnold Schwarzenegger

[@thisen-]

THE FORBIDDEN RIB!

[@SuperDrunk666]

"In a fantastic piece of fiction I like to call the bible."

[@Jcolinsol]

The apple is the fruit of gnosis, the third eye of spiritual awareness.

[@KingVirus68]

I love how they're dumb enough to think they're right...makes it more hilarious. And I effin lost it at the conan bit.

[@TheMetalfan123]

"And there's some hay in there." LOOOOOL

[@litak85472]

murderface: yeah, things are a lot more exciting when someone's about to die

[@voyeursquid7904]

Soul Murderers. Yup, bout sums em up.

[@KutsaiChan]

He flinched~

[@jamesbg314]

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women!

[@DarthTwilight]

laleelalaleleleaelealelaelalelaallaelalalalellaeallalala!

[@TheInfiniteNine]

1:18-1:40 "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"

[@sonianevermind1232]

I hopes it's not entirely true, because I like Toki, and after seeings this interview......

[@RU55IO]

Soulmurders... 'Bout right?

[@r.i.p.p.e.r]

DVD extras, there's a whole series of 'interviews'

[@iNarbage]

lmfao the arnold/conan the barbarian imitation

[@4000titan]

0:10 thumbs up if u want that dethklok poster, its f**king brutal

[@cancer6696]

there are three people who did not want to hear the degridations of women

[@N3ukenInD3K3uken]

I'm gonna put Murderface's quote on a T-shirt and wear it!

[@Niftymuse]

I shall use this advice. DETHKLOK!!!!!

[@Pinkkrice]

In a FANTASTIC piece of fiction I like to call the bible.

[@ironikkronik]

ELLALLALAHLAHELLAAALEELAH

[@charlesofdensen444]

'Yeah, You'll Get it..'

[@FlintForossa]

ilalalalallalala XDDD

[@JKoozie]

AL IL AL AL AL IL IL AL IL AL AL IL AL AL IL AL IL AL AL, that's Conan the Barbarian. You'll get it.

[@dperl5640]

I never got it lol What is this referring to??

[@daviso27]

1:19 Genius!!!!

[@burnsy96]

SIIIIT DOWN!!!!

[@yomamma9483]

0:56 toki nod brah

[@NafenX]

SIT DOWN!

[@insanegenet]

Does anybody know where this is from? I'm almost positive this isn't from the episodes

[@KingM4Bmw]

Honestly, Skwisgaar isn’t too far from the truth….🤣🤣🤣

[@Kickasss119]

0:23 ohh murderface....

[@spleefrog9]

this fantastic piece of fiction i like to call "the bible". O.O XD that's f-guitar screech-g awesome.

[@FeministCatwoman]

It's like someone recorded the GOP having a private conversation and put it on utoob. Right, ladies? ;-) *nudge*

[@HladgerdKissinger]

Love the Conan reference.

[@skwisgarskwigelf7191]

“SIT DOWN!!!!”

[@natoshabrown]

@riddleman65 I think he is calling Hitler "ball less" in a way! xD The serpant thing..I have NO clue! Hahaha!

[@UKMarines]

LOL at the subtitles xD

[@KilSmiley]

Well their souls were created in Hell. That is true. 🤣😂😐🎯

[@avthendiarie9955]

In my form throughts if deathklok was a family I think Toki would be the youngest because he came last he acts like child

[@TigerTigerII]

Avthen Diarie He is, I think, also the youngest in age. In the commentary for Doomstar, Brendon mentions Toki is around 16 or 17 when he joins Dethklok, and the others are most definitely at least five to ten years older than that when the band forms.

[@natoshabrown]

Excitement? What's NOT exciting about kickass Death Metal stars! O_O Forget all the romance stuff! Psh..I would be excited just to be "dating" a Death Metal star! Haha! All the EPIC music, and the EPIC concerts.

[@smacman68]

Can you fry a trout on a downed power line?

[@Wotenkeld]

This seems about right.

[@PCamron90]

this made me elalaialilialililielielilaiail lololololol

[@yabba133]

ELELEA|ALEALALELAL

[@xXFangRideXx]

murderface spittin facts

[@WhyHelloDurr]

I didnt see him jump lol

[@MsRuffledfeathers]

@joeywomer I thought that it was Swedish at first. XD

[@SeanMusicFreak]

@joeywomer You know, you order for the laydhees.

[@mealsome6020]

my boyfriend looks like Toki....

[@blancarodriguez5932]

Yes yes we ARE buawawahahaha

[@WhyHelloDurr]

I love that quote lol and I'm a woman

[@kalebgonzales4009]

A fantastic piece of fiction called the bible!

[@ghostboy152]

conan the barabarian,,,

[@iamalittleboat]

haha, I love how there's a lot of truth to this

[@xXDarkLegend16Xx]

@SuperDeaky so you basicly admited your a bad friend!?

[@firelord699]

Alililahahalliliahalaaliahil!

[@xXDarkLegend16Xx]

@SuperDeaky "im equal and will take the piss out of anyone" dont you sound like someone great to be friends with.

[@filler7359]

00:53

[@capam15]

elawaualowow

[@JigglyPuffins]

ILLALLULULAIILULU

[@natoshabrown]

Which..now having the one ball, and the serpant, penis thing..I FINALLY get the joke! Haha! x3 SMH. I feel stupid now! XD

[@WhyHelloDurr]

ahhh i see it now (:

[@natoshabrown]

@tonydesapien Ah. I see. xD I figured it had something to do with him have no ball(s) or missing one! xD I just wasn't EXACTLY sure about it. I mean..I heard my grandmother say that once..But she never explained it to me. O_O