Skwisgaar and Toki Compilation

[@bluepearl9075]

My favorite part of this show is that their conversations always sounded so natural compared to most other shows. Like this is literally how people in real life talk

[@scottbubb2946]

Yeah, you're right, that really is cool. You never see people talking over each other or saying "uh..." In movies or on TV. That's always bothered me. It's not natural for regular people. Good call.

[@bigsmoke1156]

@@scottbubb2946 another show that was good for that natural dialogue was Home Movies

[@Gxdl3ss]

@@bigsmoke1156 smiling friends as well

[@bigsmoke1156]

@@Gxdl3ss love smiling friends

[@robertbaker2470]

FUCKING LITERALLY

[@craigfinnigan954]

"you lady skwisgaar" "NO IM NOT!"

[@mscocorosie]

Especially after all that shit he said before, he can't even take a basic accusation back.

[@woableattack2990]

The comedic timing on that one is out of this world...

[@gunmath6115]

😅

[@kolsveinnskraevolding]

NO AMS NOT!*

[@conorkeenan3357]

LMFAO made me chuckle aswell.

[@HIVEMINDxMusic]

Love it how the whole band stops playing at the same time but Nathan is just like "TOKI why did you stop playing"

[@hoilst265]

The best bit is cut when someone says "Oh, hey, there's guitar tabs in the back!"

[@Dicegremlin55]

"What's offensive about the most religious instrument ever?" He's not wrong, that's pretty religious.

[@BonkHazard]

maybe its the question of where he got the wood of christ's cross from?

[@Someguy_watchin]

I couldn’t even think of nothing to say to tht.

[@danujus77]

Yeah thats pretty holy.

[@TheCarlosCobain]

Probably from the cross of christ.

[@zeek7382]

666th like, fun😂

[@estrellacasias]

I will never forgive adult swim for not giving this show a proper ending

[@ianfinrir8724]

We're getting a movie

[@Benaccio]

Doom star requiem

[@IBeMelissa]

They cancelled this show at the worst time omg.

[@doginhat13]

Great news they're coming out with a series finale soon

[@1objection]

​@@doginhat13a movie in August

[@Lavandula444]

Skwisgaar with nothing but a baguette in his shopping cart is a big mood.

[@vanitasv2298]

He threw all his stuff into toki's basket

[@boristomislav1256]

It perfectly describes my current mood

[@foodank_atr817]

Swisgaar: "Religions don't exist, show me a miracle that religion exists" Nathan: "what about that Bible right there thats from a religion" Swissgaar:" well...maybe I re-evaluates my lifes then.. "

[@OmegaChase1002]

This man literally has a guitar made from the wood from the cross Jesus died on, and he wants to say there's no religion.

[@EL-jq1sq]

@@OmegaChase1002 Hey just because Jesus existed and died doesn’t mean people made a religion around him!

[@OmegaChase1002]

@@EL-jq1sq cap

[@hectorbarrera8046]

​@@EL-jq1sq ... You just blew my mind.

[@jaredgarcia8638]

​@@EL-jq1sqHoly crap. You're right.

[@bunny4780]

"You are eating, A LOT of candy." "YOU DRINKS A LOTS OF BARBECUE SAUCE!"

[@rockoperajon]

The fact that this show isn't getting a fifth season (or at least one more special to wrap up the story) is one of the biggest sins in television history.

[@graciethebelle]

HBO MAX is gonna host the final movie

[@graciethebelle]

@Mr. Foolish we don't know yet, the production of the movie was announced in May 2021, and considering the pandemic and the amount of time animation takes, it could be a year or 2. I'm sure there will be a release date soon enough.

[@yer_old_pal_Jerky]

@@graciethebelle Is this true?!

[@_j_t_p_]

adult swim died for its sins. peace, idiots

[@judahenjoyseducation4549]

you are in luck my friend. :D kzbin.info/www/bejne/q4vGimtul7Kkfqc

[@martyschriver]

"I hates you. Seriously" The fact that Skwisgar acknowledges that so matter-of-fact lyrics 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@skempy249]

"He slowly learns how to unplays the guitars" I'm dying :')

[@goldpeen2661]

Worst part is the first take was clean and he just popped a string on the second one. My man did nothing wrong!

[@mrdaym]

@@goldpeen2661 He has a really great piano teacher

[@Rando_Shyte]

@@goldpeen2661 Yeah he was doing pretty well lol

[@ddsvelder9866]

I haves musics dyslexcia

[@ChuckCanada1]

I was eating a hotsdogs, just puttin that out there.

[@Oichief]

I could use that clever excuse

[@speedkrieg99]

Doctor Lieutenant Actually it exists look it up

[@leszy2218]

I Gots a cat in my lap he's a real cool cat!

[@OmegaRedFan]

Toki sining with the fish is so random to me 😂

[@tylercasner7625]

"Haha toki cant's read music!" "Can you?" "no, i have musics dyslecia"

[@ultramatt9562]

Riff Lord The- Then how were you playing that song then?

[@ianfinrir8724]

Honestly? I was just playing any note

[@ultramatt9562]

Ian Finrir It sounded good

[@Lenape_Lady]

Why do I always feel so bad for Toki? 😭 He’s got the sweetest brutal heart. The most brutal innocence. And why do they always say Toki sucks? No he doesn’t. He’s amazing. Stop stepping on poor Toki.

[@crimsondynamo615]

“Toki’s obviously writtens this comment trying to gets the sympathy.”

[@phyrestorm999]

@@crimsondynamo615 "I dids not! Go fucks a grandma, horse boys!"

[@oome4323]

toki is like the metal version of Ringo Starr

[@PinkManGuy]

@@oome4323 Talented and unappreciated? Look up "my drummer thinks ringo sucks?" on KZbin.

[@alexisakins6281]

They bully Toki because he's the youngest. He's also the one that, if anyone else outside of the band goes for, they fuck them up. People fuck with the others of the band constantly and unless it's Toki they don't care.

[@Tsumami__]

I want a compilation of Toki's traumatizing moments

[@wannabeacademic4829]

Y E S

[@epipsychidionozymandias5021]

Basically most of the series and all of The doomstar requiem

[@omarramirez1606]

7:00 Toki-"Are you a dentists?" Nathan-"No." Toki-"Well then SHUT UP!!" XD

[@mscocorosie]

the way his voice goes up when he says dentist gets me every time.

[@gustavochavarria8161]

Toki: And bys the way, teeths grows back!!

[@evantambolang3052]

Nathan: Uh, no they don't

[@gabrielbjornursidae]

Absolutely love how quick Skwisgaar was with, "NO I'M NOT!"

[@OmegaRedFan]

Underwater friends lol

[@ReimondoCortexalotl]

2:20 Nathan: Hey Toki, why'd you stop playing? Toki: I..have a confessions to makes. ..I can'ts reads music. Skwisgaar: Dudes, Toki can't read music. Hah! Little laugh! Toki: Can you?! Skwisgaar: ...No. I has music dyslekia, you know that. I..don't wish to talk about it. 😂😭💀

[@ladywartooth]

Skwisgaar says "let's all laugh" not "little laugh".

[@geekymetalhead5112]

"Wait then how are you playing that song?"

[@ddsvelder9866]

You lady Skwisgaar NO AMS NOT

[@CeeHoff]

3:36 The war cry of a true Norwegian

[@ddsvelder9866]

AYAHYOYOY

[@smileysatanson3404]

CeeHoff totally right

[@Lavandula444]

MI HOY MINOY

[@shannonmulcahy8302]

CeeHoff accurate

[@wannabeacademic4829]

I'm weak man😂😂😂😂

[@TheGreatBonus]

I hate you. Seriously. Oke. Best moment

[@ignisking759]

9:02 "Popsicles are like drinking a glass of water" Related Quote: "Bleach is healthy. It's mostly water, and we're mostly water. Therefore, we are bleach"

[@AinsleyHarriott1]

I pissed myself when Skwisgaar screams NO I'M NOT at accusations of being a woman.

[@kimberlys8422]

Toki is so damn cute

[@smileysatanson3404]

kimberly s so true😊

[@therosaceous404]

kimberly s. Ik rite!

[@iimwithstupid8595]

He really is. *precious cinnamon roll...*

[@sovietflareon7226]

He's the sweetheart of Dethklok, they even made an episode where he tried to be the most brutal member of the band, but he went back to the adorable guy at the end of the episode.

[@Brandelwyn]

Youre not too bad yourself

[@HC-qc5rp]

"Okay, let me explains again, in prefectly clear Anglish- I want. Flies in. On. A dragons, okay?" is probably my favorite Skwissgism.

[@ofallmyintention9496]

It's as if Toki is the reserved younger brother of Skisgaar. Toki is always getting picked on and jeered by his 'older brother.'

[@benjamincoffman261]

Yea but Toki is the better player, thats the funny part. Definitely big bro lil bro dynamic though.

[@Vocanimeify]

@@benjamincoffman261 skwisgaar always acts like hes way better though lol

[@benjamincoffman261]

@@Vocanimeify I know lol, he gets so jealous of Toki when Toki loves him so much. He loves his guitar yet hes better. But Skwisgaar Is hair metal so the fans are more adoring. They each have their own metal with Nathan being the death metal overtone so it meshes.

[@Vocanimeify]

@@benjamincoffman261 so true

[@graciethebelle]

But God help them if anyone else gives Toki any shit lol

[@admiralforged1613]

Every man has 2 moods: Swisgaar and Toki

[@gargoyleguy]

Yeah.

[@SéaFid]

Not all. Some have Nathan or Pickles as "moods." I like Toki but cannot recall a Toki mood.

[@AriaAsacura]

There is literally no 'best moments' or similar that does not include the "food libraries" from the first episode

[@voxlvalyx]

God damn I forgot how much I loved this show. I haven't watched it since I was fourteen. I remember Offdensen turning into a fucking badass around the time when the show got a half-hour time slot.

[@georgiebyrd6726]

It's on Hulu

[@BobSaget37]

He was always a badass.

[@jesvs666.]

Voxl Valyx fuck you red panda.

[@DMS_Knighted_Drifter]

"That's my bread and butter your fucking with"

[@cheedardude]

@@georgiebyrd6726 DARON PFP!!

[@SalvēMundē]

Learning a second language as an adult is just the process of sounding less and less like Toki and Skwisgaar in your target language.

[@sf90001]

you lady Skwisgaar! NO IM NOT!!!

[@moshua]

am you what are we is a Dethklok employeeeeeeee

[@leiram8833]

Yes

[@darkursrike3161]

Skwisgaar: u a lady Toki: No u Skwisgaar: triggered

[@liquidpotato365]

You forgot about "stops copies me"

[@justaformer11b95]

😂 all the kids in my family say that after my brother and I were yelling it at each other. Lol

[@malikfluker3862]

"Lets me explains again ins prefectly clear anglish"

[@barryjohnson5288]

Toki is Butters of Metalocalypse.

[@jackripper1181]

"he's is slowly learning how to unplayable the guitar"...lmao

[@PinkManGuy]

0:30 I love how he'll taunt him for fifteen seconds straight but when he so much as responds with a flat "nou" he's so quick to defend himself lmao

[@midnightcthulhu5551]

"music dyslekskia"

[@MetalGirlbuscus]

"Look at this ones, asleep in some bloods"

[@sakellarioudimitris7439]

3:36 Toki: EOYOYOYYYYYY *Toki fails and destroys Pickles' drums* Pickles : AAAAAAA F#€k you!!!!! Good job Brendon Small, you did a great job 👏🤣

[@TheKrepen]

"allright poppscocles we can haves" xD so humble

[@ghosti5367]

"ok, lets me excplains again in perfectly claar english"

[@Acesahn]

I love how calmly yet assuredly the line "He will die without safety briefing," is delivered!

[@ezodragon]

"I hates you. Seriously." "Ok,"

[@Jason97]

0:27 Toki has a cereal box with his face on it in his basket.

[@lola.cruz916]

He has to eat what he endorses I guess lol 😆

[@spice_cake]

6:58 "Are you a dentist?" I just loved how he said it XD

[@crimsondynamo615]

Red Hunter “no…”

[@spice_cake]

Crimson Dynamo “well then shut up!!!” XD

[@bernardopena1601]

Can't believe these clips are from 15 plus years back.

[@headshotmaster138]

I remember it like it was yesterday when I first saw this show as a 9 or 10 year old.

[@Mellie]

9:22 "I would eats a hotdogs, just putting that out there..." And thus begins our perilous descent into the world of Dethklok, slash fan-fiction.

[@MasterFlores35]

The way Skwisgaar says popsicle is the best 🤣🤣🤣

[@DevanTaylor-v4u]

Popscockles we can haves :)

[@OttoMannShrimpire]

It's called a GROCERY STORE you *düßbeeeigz*

[@martinmcneal2778]

Toki's version of the tooth fairy is so awesome. Or should I say... Brutal.

[@shinyhandman6464]

My theory: before Toki became their new rhythm guitarist and Magus was their rhythm guitarist, I believe that Magnus bossed skwisgaar around and tried to tame his guitar skills even though when we now know that skwisgaar is deemed the best and in the song “The Hammer” Magnus’s guitar riffs sounded evil and I think he was leading in that song considering he named the song after himself. When Magnus was kicked out, I guess this gave skwisgaar and the band a sense of freedom now that they can play how they want and in Doomstar Requiem, Skwisgaar says that they don’t need another guitarist but we know how that ended and I also think that Magnus’s bossy attitude rubbed off on Skwisgaar, Thus giving us the character we know today

[@marajade2932]

I like that folk song they play..

[@ericjohnson3336]

"You ladys skwisgar..." "NO I'M NOT!"

[@viperina2347]

"Am you what are we is a Dethklok emploee?" HAHAHAHHAHAHA priceless :')

[@manifestgtr]

You are....eating.....a lot of candy *toki trembling with anger* Hahahha

[@metaldad2441]

lmao carcobydrates and popscockles, gets me every time

[@sxge7281]

FRR

[@mrgamerguy-yt1fy]

"i have a confestions to makes, i cant read music" "ha toki cant read musics" "can you?" best comeback toki couldve ever come up with

[@kobold7466]

toki is my favorite since he actually seems like hes not a psycho like some of the other band members atleast not as much

[@shuttlechief]

"Am you, what are we, is a dethklok employeeeee?" english, is, a great amount of correctness

[@Vocanimeify]

TEETH GROW BACK!!! Dont u remember being a little kid when ur teeth would fall out and grow back so u could put the old ones unders the pillow so the ancient norsk god orthar the tooth collector can come by and give you a pickle vickle??? >:(

[@joshgellis3292]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏻🇺🇸 “It has a toothpick…🤨” 🇸🇪

[@benjamincoffman261]

"I hate you, seriouslys." "Ok"

[@1r3n3]

6:17 skwisgaar's diva energy :'DDDDD

[@LethalSky22]

"Are you telling me they didn't have Dragons?" "They never had Dragons." "Who didn't?" "The world!" Lol That shit had me cracking the fuck up.

[@allenfox7186]

Get this guy out of here find me a dragon!

[@leafloev]

"We gots to cuts out thems Carkobydrates." "Yeah no more of thems Carbokycrats" xD

[@leiram8833]

Omg u like Gorillaz & Metalocalypse?

[@RayFox145]

What are Carcomymrates?

[@Yewtewba]

GoodlyBubble145 Like bread and paper towel

[@leszy2218]

7:53 ,,Am you what are we is a Dethklok employeeeeeeeee"

[@wickedamoeba8719]

Aww! They fight like brothers!

[@wannabeacademic4829]

Yeah xP it's kinda cute heh

[@pianospawn1]

"GETS THIS GUY OUT OF HERE, FIND ME A DRAGON"

[@omelettedufromage11]

8:16 That's the voice Brendan Small uses for the character of Tiny on Comedy Bang Bang. His appearances on the show as Victor and Tiny are some of my favorite moments of CBB, Brendan Small is so freaking hilarious

[@giantlobsterboy644]

Toki's descent into the deep and his Underwater Friends song was my FIRST exposure to Metalocalypse.

[@danny_decheeto8300]

This show is unreasonably funny

[@Matii-w4q]

I could watch Toki and Skwisgaar headbanging a thousand times

[@jacobsanchez9815]

“Get this guy out of here! Finds mes a DRAGON!!!

[@mitchelltheawesome1]

1:35 is my favorite Skwisgaar moment, hands down.

[@PicklesTheDrummerCom]

Huh, that's sweet. I have to get drunk again,

[@whereami8301]

My lungs unsbuzzle, the air from the earth... ...as I can breathe... ... it.

[@ogujkidd8353]

Skwisgaar: Dudes Toki cants read music haaa thats hil.. Toki: CAN YOU?? Skwisgaar: ...no

[@DT_Worlds_Strongest_Goth]

skwisgaar complaining about lack of dragons lmao

[@lorenobrien5274]

“You’s a danger of putting us to asleep. I would have brought a sleepings bag I know this guys was going to show up”

[@austinwagner3256]

I went to the humane society 3 years ago to get a cat and wound up with 2. I had no idea what to name them but then remembered who the best duo in comedy/animation history is, and named them accordingly

[@9Astrid7]

"My lungs unsbuzzle the air from the earth, as I can breathe… it. Period." holy shit xD

[@albertjester]

3:35 toki has best battle cry

[@delsinrowe6696]

3:07 is probably the most sibling-esque thing I’ve seen in a tv show. Just blaming the other for something they didn’t even cause lol

[@AcidAroma]

I’d Die for Dethklok. Bring them back!

[@jasmeg2844]

Ok, let me explains agin, in prafectly clear Anglish; I wants, flies in, on, a dragins, ok? How many times I got to tell this peoples?!!!

[@aeroblu2002]

I love how there's all this violence, sex, and shit, yet they draw the line at swearing, lol

[@cyrillesu]

I think the fact that Toki and Skwisgaar can't read music is probably a reference to Jimi Hendrix. Hendrix was revered for his guitar playing, yet he doesn't know anything about chords and notes.

[@omarramirez1606]

4:34 Dethklok-Crush my battle opponent's balls In case anyone is wondering.

[@tylerlangdon2736]

Thankxska

[@theannouncer5538]

“Popscockles we can have”😂😂

[@skwisgarskwigelf7191]

3:36 Toki’s war cry 😂

[@treyboldon1999]

I was trying to find that stage fight scene by itself on KZbin

[@docjeckal8870]

"most brutal moments" "UNDERWATER FRIENDS"

[@hotheddfever4783]

LEDIES TAMPOONS

[@pantsjeanmen7875]

look toki , yous haves waomens tapoones

[@SavviQuasiDolceyyeevk]

anyone else notice how the cereal in toki's basket has toki on the box?

[@omarramirez1606]

Toki finally gets some recognition. :) They do Skwizgarr and the others a lot more than they do Toki.

[@matthewiler7094]

Savvi QuasiDolce I was just about to say that!

[@SavviQuasiDolceyyeevk]

lol sorry!! HAve u ever seen these guys live? pretty fuckin amazing! toki's my favorite though! ^-^

[@TheReZisTLust]

Well they are Maletalocolypse so they all besides murderface have stuff like that

[@EGV88]

"Oh and by the way: teeths grow back!" LOOOL

[@Anonymous221]

How could you forget their "Stops copies me!" Moment?

[@caligarza6110]

Are you a dentist? No Well Then shut up😂😂😂 7:00

[@adrianfytr35]

I fuckin spat my drink out when he dropped the guitar at the punchline 😆😆🤘🤘🤘

[@ThexSyn]

3:35 AYYAAAYUUOOYOOOIIIIII