"didn't I teach you how to take care of business without having to rely on that sort of thing?" What is that supposed to mean?!
@user-pi1lb4tf2f4 жыл бұрын
Or to erase one's lust. Lust can be converted through productive things. Maybe that's why Big boss is such a war monger with all of his pent up lust.
@NichtNameee4 жыл бұрын
@@user-pi1lb4tf2f Yeah, he's pretty asexual like SpongeBob or Hitler
@J03_M4m44 жыл бұрын
Imagination
@hafizo_kurosaki4 жыл бұрын
@@NichtNameee but spongebob loves squidward
@holidaytrout51744 жыл бұрын
@@NichtNameee nah he was banging the boss
@MukuonChannel5 жыл бұрын
Boss is still the Best Mom in the entire Metal Gear franchise.
@treyebillups86025 жыл бұрын
Some Yakuza Dad With a Beard I don't think she's such a great mom. The first quote in this video talks about how she masturbated Snake or at least taught him how to jack it.
@kabutoyakushi97395 жыл бұрын
@@treyebillups8602 I mean, it'd be more messed up if she taught Ocelot that.
@clawzx11955 жыл бұрын
@@treyebillups8602 I thought she meant she taught him to deal with his own business outside of a mission
@user-pi1lb4tf2f4 жыл бұрын
@@treyebillups8602 No need to make it weird. She could've just taught of him to convert his pent up lust to other things like Killing enemy soldiers. I mean Big boss is such a battle maniac.
@devilbuster20xx374 жыл бұрын
@@treyebillups8602 "Jack it"
@supersnow17 Жыл бұрын
If The Boss was based on Kojima's mother I 1000000% understand why he's such a perfectionist on everything he does.
@eatsleepplayrepeat6 жыл бұрын
Jeez, mom, why can't I invade the Soviet Union in peace?
@vexfilms88073 жыл бұрын
But wait the Boss is only 13 years older than Naked Snake (Big Boss)
@GutsOfRivia3 жыл бұрын
@@vexfilms8807 13 years older but she still guided him like a mother figure.
@solaris4019 Жыл бұрын
@@vexfilms8807 SO WHAT ? AMATOR
@ArtofLunatik3 жыл бұрын
"whats wrong with being Cute?"-Big Boss
@golfinhomaneiro7136 Жыл бұрын
Whats the Minute and Second ?
@Stylishfever7 жыл бұрын
Poor Sigint, having to deal with Snake wearing a scientist uniform in the jungle. You can almost hear him thinking: "How the hell did I get roped into this?"
@roc68367 жыл бұрын
ocelot gonna think every naked snake's actions is intentional
@bloodangelxx5 жыл бұрын
poor darpa chief
@Jyran2.03 жыл бұрын
What about Snake wanting to be naked
@Optykful7 жыл бұрын
Don't you What's up me !
@miming36795 жыл бұрын
She's like a mom
@rattleheadv38556 жыл бұрын
It's like hearing a son & mom's phone call
@Jyran2.03 жыл бұрын
Snake & Joy have that kind of bond
@vexfilms88073 жыл бұрын
But wait the Boss is only 13 years older than Naked Snake (Big Boss)
@silverlance1003 жыл бұрын
@@vexfilms8807had an old pal of mine from school, who's mum had him just a day after her 14th birthday ,for ages I assumed it was his big sister who used to pick him up, so it's not to unbelievable
@KingLich4512 жыл бұрын
just murican things
@solaris4019 Жыл бұрын
@@vexfilms8807 SO WHAT IDIOT ?
@golxens4 жыл бұрын
5:14 Epic gamer moment
@memelord04587 жыл бұрын
it's weird seeing big boss in the beginning being like a kid and the boss as his care taking mother (till later)
@jeramahia1235 жыл бұрын
She's been taking care of him since he was 15, so she kinda is his mum... apart from the having sex and teaching him to kill part.
@legacyofvrak3 жыл бұрын
@ how old was he when he went through the virtuous mission?
@vexfilms88073 жыл бұрын
But wait the Boss is only 13 years older than Naked Snake (Big Boss)
@ccaa76743 жыл бұрын
She's his mentor. Just makes it sadder
@CapralHarrison Жыл бұрын
Well, it's complicated mentoring relationship that grew for them to be lovers at some point, that's why The Boss was so important and touching subject for Snake
@mathewdewsbury94564 жыл бұрын
17:35 Snake: 'Is there a way to take off my pants?' Sigint: 'Say WHAT?!' Snake: 'My pants, can I....? Sigint: 'Ah, hell no! This FOX unit is a nut-fest!' XD
@SaulidSnake Жыл бұрын
I love his laugh straight after.
@xanakin1237 жыл бұрын
EVERYTHING THAT IT TOUCHED IT TURNED INTO SHIT!
@justahermit11726 жыл бұрын
It's funny how the relationship between the boss and snake later reflect on snake himself with ocelot. Looking up to the one they admire, kinda like a parental or older sibling figure. Considering Ocelot's her son...
@demonking864205 жыл бұрын
Cats... Do love to play as snakes...
@johntrent0185 жыл бұрын
Both your comments are underrated
@demonking864205 жыл бұрын
@@johntrent018 lol it's like Ocelot looks up to BB as some sort of big brother figure(which fits since BB is considered to be the Last Son of the Boss while Ocelot is the Boss's biological child)
@notaraccoon14665 жыл бұрын
@@demonking86420 >Big Brother He gay dude
@SR-sw3bi5 жыл бұрын
"It was my destiny to be here... IN THE BOX!" 15:54 "Like this is where I was meant to be." xD
@nintendorakyamato18593 жыл бұрын
Not the box They can't transfer me. Not me!
@uuu123436 жыл бұрын
9:55 Sigint's dream broke me to shreds 😂
@brandonperez89777 ай бұрын
It's even more funnier while watching a fan-made animation version of it
@JyujinPlus3 жыл бұрын
Big Boss saying he can’t smell gives a lot of extra meaning to the “Boss, you stink!” Scene in Phantom Pain. Poor guy probably didn’t even notice
@SpartanPrimeDSTY1173 жыл бұрын
Which is funny given its not even the real boss, and he even smells the cigar handed to him during the secret birthday cutscene XD
@blackflag64702 жыл бұрын
@@SpartanPrimeDSTY117 and the ripe fruit smell in "that" mission
@SonicMegaKing4 ай бұрын
No it doesn't, cause that isn't Big Boss.
@loadeddice46963 жыл бұрын
I really like how Snake, the musclehead Army caveman can still be like "racism's kinda bullshit, Sigint is smart people should hire him"
@weplo1597 Жыл бұрын
Kaz drops n word hard though
@hafizo_kurosaki4 жыл бұрын
17:32 this is the funniest codec call of all so I just leave it here
@CYB3Redux2 жыл бұрын
AW HELL NO, this fox unit is a nut fest
@brandonperez89777 ай бұрын
@@CYB3ReduxHeh-heh-heh-heh-heh...
@nayemrahman99877 жыл бұрын
8:00 - 8:36 Kojima understands it all.
@CPT857 жыл бұрын
Nayem Rahman His home country of Japan has its own problems with racism, especially towards black people as well. We don't hear about it much in their local news because it's often overlooked over there, and not very well known or discussed over here because it's inconsequential to us. Nothing is sacred and the whole world has too many problems.
@Gadget-Walkmen6 жыл бұрын
C PT he's just talking about kojima, not all of Japan. There will always be race issues but he's just making a point that it's nice to know that a game developer all the way from Japan is just aware of these race conflict. (Especially in regrade of the U.S. during the 60s)
@CPT856 жыл бұрын
LudicrousKid Maybe.
@50mits5 жыл бұрын
Yeh sad that we are back to square one nowadays. Only this time is the whites that get discriminated
@ArthurGaming1465 жыл бұрын
50mits Yep
@bunbun46295 жыл бұрын
The leech should *C R I N G E* *W H E E Z E*
@BonkHazard7 жыл бұрын
y'know i wish you could make codec calls with Revolver Ocelot in MGS 3, we could hear them exchange experiences, battle strategies, or just have ocelot comment on every stupid thing you do like Zero, Sigint, Para-medic and Boss
@LeoMidori5 жыл бұрын
Or him fanboying on Jack. Talk about revolvers and CQC... so many options. Hell, they could call him Adam under the Codec and have his face obscured, still trying to obscure his identity but failing.
@callmezeldaonemoartime5 жыл бұрын
@@LeoMidori and it would only work on your 2nd play thru on the same file
@songoku93482 жыл бұрын
@@LeoMidori He could’ve been like Gray Fox in MGS1 in that regard.
@wgtgs54096 жыл бұрын
I love how mother-like she is to him
@CompletelyVoid5 жыл бұрын
As a Female Mentor to a Male is more a Mother to Son relationship. As I have one myself and she can be like my Sister at times.
@vexfilms88073 жыл бұрын
But wait the Boss is only 13 years older than Naked Snake (Big Boss)
@solaris4019 Жыл бұрын
@@vexfilms8807 SO WHAT IDIOTS ?
@KayFiOS6 жыл бұрын
9:55 I've had some shitty dreams, but man, Sig's got me beat!
@whompywhomperson21393 жыл бұрын
"....I think it looks good on me....." HE SOUNDS SO SAD
@fuckitweballin7596 жыл бұрын
Awwwwww! The boss is like snake's mom!
@vexfilms88073 жыл бұрын
But wait the Boss is only 13 years older than Naked Snake (Big Boss)
@kingofvoid0073 жыл бұрын
@@vexfilms8807 how many times will you reply with this comment?
@abdulqudz893 жыл бұрын
17:35 i love calling up sigint for the conversation that ensues.
@RemainUnknown522 Жыл бұрын
25:30 - 25:36 Other than coffee and dislike for James Bond movies, there is another thing that could trigger Major Zero: the washing machine. 00:01 - 00:16 Of all the Codec conversations with The Boss, I find this one the most interesting and funny...
@repubblesmcglonky89903 жыл бұрын
EVA: Was The Boss a Mother or a Lover or a Mentor? Me: No, she was a Motherlovermentor
@csam9167 Жыл бұрын
Big Boss : All. At the same time. She even taught me how to take care of my buisness without magazine... Eva : But why do you still carry magazine around ? Big Boss : Um... i... hum... Eva : You could at least a picture of me instead !
@undefinedhuman74048 ай бұрын
motherwife
@Null_and_Void_06 жыл бұрын
The Boss is such a mom
@vexfilms88073 жыл бұрын
But wait the Boss is only 13 years older than Naked Snake (Big Boss)
@Null_and_Void_03 жыл бұрын
@@vexfilms8807 she still acts like snake's mom
@FulgoreElite2 жыл бұрын
Sigint was the REALEST one out there
@GD-ux3ec7 жыл бұрын
24:55 I'm done with that laugh. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
@ryebread7224 Жыл бұрын
Boss teaching Snake how to “take care of business” is underrated
@degenerate-otaku6634 Жыл бұрын
like what is the implication of this..
@CapralHarrison Жыл бұрын
They were lovers at some point
@degenerate-otaku6634 Жыл бұрын
@@CapralHarrison I never really saw it like that tbh, it was something deep but beyond romance somehow
@CapralHarrison Жыл бұрын
@@degenerate-otaku6634 well, it is implicated in dialogue between Eva and Snake, when she asks "Was she also your lover?" and Snake says "It went deeper than that.", means Snake and The Boss were so close at some point that they slept together. Also, premember epilogue, when Eva's monologue states that The Boss wanted to be remembered by Snake not as a soldier, but as a woman - that means they known each other from that side also.
@degenerate-otaku6634 Жыл бұрын
@@CapralHarrison well I hope they did that when Jack was legal because she met him when he was 15-
@jonsnowman56822 жыл бұрын
Eva: are you in love with the boss? Snake: *shows her this* Eva: oh.....
@LorenHelgeson4 жыл бұрын
The Boss remains my favorite character across the whole series. "Don't you 'what's up' me!"
@nintendorakyamato18594 жыл бұрын
Btw, Sigint is also the DARPA Chief
@mr.pissshivers6 жыл бұрын
Oh Sigint, your views of the internet were so wrong
@shrimp12765 жыл бұрын
Matthew Löfvendahl He thought that racism couldn’t exist through the internet, but boy oh boy was he wrong
@highadmiraljt58535 жыл бұрын
He got the uno reverse card treatment
@dmas77495 жыл бұрын
there's a degree of truth though, most of us don't use our face in our avatars due to reasons, sometimes we like a character so much and express that, sometimes we just feel like having a pic represent something maybe like what game we're playing now, or something similar, or maybe some of us are just too insecure to share anything about our personal lives to the point we don't want anyone to know what our face looks like, i'm the last one with a bit of the middle thrown in, not to mention aliases (mine stands for my initials which is as much as i'm willing to give out to anyone who isn't a close friend)
@Stroimex Жыл бұрын
Boss: I *Said* "Put the camo sweater on" Jack.
@MoreImbaThanYou5 жыл бұрын
8:26 Oh, ever Moba-Player in existance dares to disagree.
@brandonperez89772 ай бұрын
Including Sweet Baby Inc
@crestfallensunbro60016 жыл бұрын
One of my favorites 18:17
@nintendorakyamato18596 жыл бұрын
17:35 Seriously?!
@Randolph_5 жыл бұрын
It's Pearl Krabs in her super serious mode
@btannen7776 жыл бұрын
I love SIGINT!!
@rayjinflo5 жыл бұрын
Codename: Boss Mama
@mtwight94363 жыл бұрын
Sigint: Cigarette and cigar are both the same. Snake: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
@jodecijoestar84523 жыл бұрын
I would love it if they made a mgs game where you play as the boss
@muffin22212 жыл бұрын
Originally that was the idea for mgs5 but was changed because Kojima felt the new guys wouldn't be able to handle the concept
@firstcooommment36755 жыл бұрын
We seriously need a new Metal Gear game but based on The Boss(his mentor). WW2, her cobras, and The End (younger), and those "Snatch"(kidnapping) missions. Thats some strong potential.
@johntrent0185 жыл бұрын
Metal Gear Solid : Boss of The Cobras. I'd definitely shit on myself having to fight The Young End
@dmas77495 жыл бұрын
it might be better the less we know about her but damn i would play that
@05r414 жыл бұрын
@@johntrent018 He still wouldn't be young haha
@weplo1597 Жыл бұрын
The end is still old though
@brandonperez89777 ай бұрын
MGS3 takes place a few years after WWII. The End will still be old since he's had one week to live during the story
@jasonbrowning62472 жыл бұрын
9:55 shit got real
@RidaRyokoShaBeacoNofHope5 жыл бұрын
17:34 Best part
@TheCyborgCast4 жыл бұрын
Boss sound like a mother.
@CPT857 жыл бұрын
I think if Konami was going to do something smart with the series, I'd definitely like to see a prequel where you play as The Boss during WWII and her missions during the early days of the Cold War, leading up to her feign defection in Snake Eater. It's fun to dream...
@jl90627 жыл бұрын
C PT That would be awesome.
@ShootingStarNeo6 жыл бұрын
It was in the cards. The script reportedly exists but is indefinitely shelved. Fucking Konami.
@jl90626 жыл бұрын
C PT Or, at the ending, after going all the shit it WW2, and right before the korean war stars, she finds a teenage boy (only the back of him appears) training at some military facility. She go asks his name, he salutes and answers with a young voice : "Jack."
@CPT856 жыл бұрын
Jay Lee Typed using the microphone I take it? I hate the grammatical errors that thing leaves! lol More to the point though, wasn’t Big Boss’s name John, or was he probably just fucking with Ocelot?
@jl90626 жыл бұрын
C PT Oh shit, ur right. His real name is John. According to the MGS lore, big boss met the boss in 1950, and then became her apprentice. Right after that John served in the Korean war. So another idea would be playing as John or the boss in Korea. Since the both of them created CQC, it would be awesome if you could kinda create CQC skills and develop them in a unique way. You know, like a skill tree branch or something
@ShootingStarNeo7 жыл бұрын
I legit put on this video just to hear the Boss talk. I finished the game and tore through the highlights of fanfic about her in a week. I love her. I love her so much.
@ShootingStarNeo7 жыл бұрын
I've nicknamed her my "Spy Mom". I'd usually call characters I love like her "my girlfriend" (hi there, Eva, Quiet, Paz, et al, im very gay) but honestly she and I aren't on that same level. I'd be intimidated to be in the same building as her, yet alone the same room. The Sorrow must've been one badass dude.
@erikagehr82736 жыл бұрын
ShootingStarNeo You need to get out more.
@jackmac70995 жыл бұрын
Erika Gehr agreed
@rayjinflo5 жыл бұрын
I love her so much, I wish she had been my mom.
@DrSabot-A5 жыл бұрын
@@erikagehr8273 While he is one the weirder side, his admiration of the Boss is very reasonable and well justified. But..the follow up is..questionable
@raymondpek36516 жыл бұрын
9:57 I think he's referring to metal gear rex.
@granmastersword5 жыл бұрын
Either that or one of its predecessors from Peace Walker and MGS5
@spiderjockey65935 жыл бұрын
Raymond Pek SAHELANTHROPUS
@AQUAPHREESH1935 жыл бұрын
@@spiderjockey6593 SHITlanthropus :)
@highadmiraljt58535 жыл бұрын
Or whatever metal gear d was.
@ulises.-.54554 жыл бұрын
Or metal gear
@georgeterpsidis81436 жыл бұрын
when your mom keeps annoying you about your comouflage imma right??!!
@vexfilms88073 жыл бұрын
But wait the Boss is only 13 years older than Naked Snake (Big Boss)
@georgeterpsidis81433 жыл бұрын
@@vexfilms8807 eh he always had her as a mom/big sister
@lasombramagister26683 жыл бұрын
@@georgeterpsidis8143 Shes more a mom. You wouldnt call your big sister ma'am
@brandonlee16206 жыл бұрын
13:45 Please explain why in mgsv we have a regular tranquilizer gun with a suppressor that breaks?
@crestfallensunbro60016 жыл бұрын
I think the RnD team eventually figure it out.
@clawzx11955 жыл бұрын
Yeah why is it that 20 years later we CANT FUCKING GET A LOCKED SUPPRESSOR IN A GODDAMN TRANQ PISTOL that's all I use for no demon points
@sungilroh9205 жыл бұрын
Best Mommy The Boss
@vexfilms88073 жыл бұрын
But wait the Boss is only 13 years older than Naked Snake (Big Boss)
@pady705 жыл бұрын
17:10 best part
@hexmaster237 жыл бұрын
Big Boss the ultimate troll
@anders6326 Жыл бұрын
I miss the Boss so much! MG used to have so much passion and character
@CdrChaos2 жыл бұрын
0:11 Oh my…
@jersonatilo91905 жыл бұрын
15:20 That makes sense
@ManlyBuns7 жыл бұрын
10:05 SCUD missiles? More like scat missiles.
@elizabethcomstock79357 жыл бұрын
Metal Gear REX
@Iloveturkiye-mp5ee4 жыл бұрын
9:56 sigint are u okay?
@johnconnervsskynet3 жыл бұрын
5:02 Snake has Covid-64
@mandrake904 Жыл бұрын
Well I guess Signit’s nightmare came true. Sahelanthropus turns to shit and everything it touches turns to shit 😆
@cyborgninja54892 жыл бұрын
That shit tank dream, man
@danklordchinchin32035 жыл бұрын
I really feel for sigint
@kamicloudss Жыл бұрын
I love how bad Snake wanted her to say she liked the camo
@bluehorizon73097 жыл бұрын
But Boss, if you light a fire under a leech you also run the risk of it regurgitating into the wound! So it's better to carefully slide your finger under the leeche's mouth, and it'll pop off.
@ShaunTheCHB7 жыл бұрын
Use salt.
@DrSabot-A5 жыл бұрын
@@ShaunTheCHB I think salt wouldve dissolved in the water
@Prep52424 жыл бұрын
@@DrSabot-A salt melts at 1500 degrees
@DrSabot-A4 жыл бұрын
@@Prep5242 Sorry i was a dumbass when i wrote this, English isnt my 1st language
@commanderbeepo80663 жыл бұрын
@@DrSabot-A I wouldn't use salt either. The best way is sliding something under the leeches mouth to pop it off.
@emnegrido755 жыл бұрын
what does the boss mean about snake taking care of his business!?
@mathewdewsbury94564 жыл бұрын
17:37 'Say WHAT?!'
@brandonperez89777 ай бұрын
'my pants, can I...'
@Ryu1ify4 жыл бұрын
Real professional infiltrators jack it to their imagination
@dynastytarikterry19886 жыл бұрын
Sigint and Snake on the shirtless is very comical.
@brandonperez89777 ай бұрын
The "SAY, WHAT!?" part gets me because Sigint sounds like he's laughing a bit on Snake's question
@ssx475 жыл бұрын
the boss sound like snake mom
@vexfilms88073 жыл бұрын
But wait the Boss is only 13 years older than Naked Snake (Big Boss)
@itsjustvin76302 жыл бұрын
@@vexfilms8807 doesnt stop milf fantasy
@ezrawyvern67955 ай бұрын
Looking at Big Boss and Sigint's dialogue in this game really highlights how idealistic and full of hope they are for the future, even with them knowing where and how the world is screwed up. The fact that these two would extensively contribute to the mess we see throughout the series, as well as the ultimate fates for both men, really highlights how the road to hell is paved with good intentions. And the utter tragedy of the story.
@jonsnowman56822 жыл бұрын
Therapist: British zero is not real he can't hurt you! Bri'ish zero: 18:13
@0uttaS1TE2 жыл бұрын
He pronounced scone wrong. He is not one of us
@comisariavecinal4c9442 жыл бұрын
24:52 is the best part
@brandonperez89772 ай бұрын
That's me when I download skin mods where the modders didn't bother to rig the face of the model
@brandonperez89775 ай бұрын
12:00 the fork dialogue is my favorite weapon info 😂 24:51 - 25:02 Me when I ask some modders about the facial animations for their skin models
@sgtpieman Жыл бұрын
3:48 "This is a solo sneaking mission. There's no one out there to support you." =)
@NetvoTV4 жыл бұрын
There’s no camera so how the support team able to see what Snake doing without him telling first?
@itsjustvin76302 жыл бұрын
Cuz it's a video game
@guilty_mulburry59036 жыл бұрын
Why can't you smell? Zero's making me carry my shit in a bag
@usernamewastaken48296 жыл бұрын
I think it lookd good on him
@jaredgarcia86387 ай бұрын
The worst part is Sigint's shit dream became the basis for modern Metal Gear. Especially the Gecko
@AgentSmartnumber865 жыл бұрын
Wait the boss taught snake how to deal with perverted things???!!!!
@nintendorakyamato18593 жыл бұрын
15:40 I’m in a box! Oh no. No no not the box They can’t transfer me! Help me!
@muhammadrizkisatria50595 жыл бұрын
18:24 Here We Go Again
@Bryan04113 жыл бұрын
9:22 PS2 Edition only (Both original Snake Eater and Subsistence Disc 1)
@theyoungconservative73167 жыл бұрын
im in a box
@holidaytrout51744 жыл бұрын
Can't tell if the boss is like his wife or mom
@SunSun-zd4mh Жыл бұрын
Big Boss is such a troll lol
@user-cd3eq1bl4n5 жыл бұрын
Ih poor signt his dream came true the metal gear
@Quickdrawingartist3 жыл бұрын
Always figured the "Cold War" camo had extreme psychological effects when worn, since Sigint is from the U.S. while the enemies are from U.S.S.R., with the Cobra Unit being driven on raw emotion and Ocelot and Volgin with their own goals.
@chriscormac2314 жыл бұрын
3:14 aka slipped her mind
@SilentSnake1998 Жыл бұрын
0:11 😳
@Aivottaja5 жыл бұрын
Wait..how exactly did The Boss teach Snake to "take care of business"..? I mean WHAT THE FUCK?
@JoaoVitor290520046 жыл бұрын
25:05 DAMN
@HellStar245 жыл бұрын
Bruh Boss is Big Boss's mom
@hierarchquinn34354 жыл бұрын
Where you heard that? Para medic 😂😂
@nicocoats78044 жыл бұрын
15:56 lol
@jangotyson19255 жыл бұрын
when do i get this call at 25:08 - 25:34?
@Dr_Baphomet4 жыл бұрын
Ist about the Sonar Radar and proximity Sensor or somethinh
@brandonperez89772 ай бұрын
I think you need to call Zero in the Virtuous Mission by equipping every gadgets before calling Sigint in operation Snake Eater