Portlandia - Shooting Star Preschool

[@tabithaprovan957]

This show's heavy handed use of musical tension hooks when characters become confrontational is priceless.

[@loveadumb]

"sorry to interrupt, but i'm also not sorry to interrupt"

[@sexobscura]

yeah - that's what he said. thanks

[@WEIRDWILDPIZZA]

The best!

[@sunkintree]

@@sexobscura Thanks, I was having difficulty remembering if that's what he said

[@noahahlstrom3834]

Vocabulary word: Pablum

[@JohnDoe-tf5my]

This was my sister and her husband after their first kid, everything was a battle on a hill they were fully prepared to die on. Second kid comes along it's like, yeah do whatever I'm trying to take a nap.

[@johnjohnson3709]

Exactly, they finally came to their senses.

[@klstadt]

and watching this near-universal trajectory is pretty funny, can't lie.

[@FiveSigma72]

I hope this dying on a hill bullshit runs out of steam soon.

[@josephhertzberg2734]

Yup

[@fraundakelmbrilpondaprost90]

Isaac Brock acknowledging Talk Talk is one of the greatest moments in music history.

[@JeremyYost]

2:42 Carrie's deadpan, "I don't want my kids stealing bread." I lost it and couldn't stop laughing.

[@ottogillen9113]

Jeremy Yost definitely the crown jewel of this skit

[@skwisgaar821]

Dude...I laughed so fucking hard. I immediately lost it 😂😂😂

[@scootertron8332]

This joke went over me. Can you explain? haha I wish I knew it.

[@Mich7ace]

scootertron83 Song is called Hunger Strike by Temple of the Dog where the first lyrics are "I don't mind stealing bread".

[@OrElseEllipsis1945]

Those kids gotta conquest that bread.

[@miawallace2306]

Carrie Brownstein does not get enough credit for her acting abilities. She’s amazing!

[@yasminhabibti721]

She really is.

[@codyinacoma]

would love for her to have a film role. her comedy is great, I'm sure she could deliver a great performance. but it's the other people she would be acting with that would rlly have the be the right fit. I'd hate if they stuck her with a Melissa McCarthy type. but if they had a comedic genius who always melded well with other comedians or someone similar than shed totally kill it.. do you agree, it would rlly matter on the co stars or do you think I'm being to neurotic and she would nail it regardless?

[@steverogers7601]

Carrie is a great musician and her band Sleater Kinney has some great music but honestly, I think her calling in life is comedy. She has great comedic timing, delivery, and her acting ability is so underrated.

[@Sentientmatter8]

@@steverogers7601 Have you heard Sleater Kinney's latest album? I think the music and comedy equally amazing art. Carrie is a renaissance woman.

[@dixoncider4915]

Fuckin a, straight FACTS....she's the best part of Portlandia

[@BrandonNevermind]

Isaac is the best. Also LOL "I don't want my kids stealing bread" after he names off Temple of the Dog.

[@sixoffcenter80]

I was trying to double check. Wasn't sure if it was him.

[@dewilew2137]

Yes, we heard it.

[@jarretttindle5101]

i love his lisp

[@BrandonNevermind]

Wonder why this comment from 6 years ago is suddenly gaining traction 😂

[@samaraisnt]

LMAO I thought she said "I don't want my kids inbred!" omg

[@grahamkristensen9301]

I love that they can't agree on Mike and the Mechanics but are both willing to roast that lady for only knowing The Clash's later work.

[@huelaura4691]

😂😂❤

[@non_brewed_condiment]

"You don't know Neu! 😅 ??????"

[@fakename6278]

raise your hand if you are here for Isaac Brock

[@OscarMartinez-cl1nh]

fake name 🙋

[@TerminalLanceOfficial]

*Roman Salute*

[@MisterPotter]

who is that?

[@jpegwithallthecrust2649]

@@MisterPotter Lead singer of Modest Mouse, he's the guy at the end trying to donate records.

[@MaddestMousse]

Duh

[@bethnicole7897]

"from your record collection" "....yes ma'am" 😂😂 I don't know why that was so funny to me

[@genki2genki]

"Should I stay or should I go now." That "now" at the end is great.

[@pr0dd2k9]

"You don't know Neu!??" I was that guy at one point Never again

[@joeydanielski962]

Oh man... I know exactly how you feel. I used to be awful. I look back and wince.

[@kylehall4426]

Self awareWOLF! ....but yeah me too lol

[@theoddfox6306]

I'm surprised they didn't bring up can

[@I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music]

Who Neu?

[@gregorykohler]

@@I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music kzbin.info/www/bejne/fYWTl2SKrJiMjq8

[@matthewaubertin9452]

"You know there's earlier stuff, right?"

[@cantina2425]

Matthew Aubertin literally me when someone says they like the Red Hot Chili Peppers

[@shadowcat314]

trustnojuan I know right most people don't even know about stadium arcadium. Such a classic album, I've been listening to it for decades.

[@cantina2425]

Andrew Stewart i mean their 80s stuff

[@cantina2425]

Andrew Stewart when they just played funk

[@MaddestMousse]

I think there's a meme for this lol.

[@isthispedrof]

the moment fred's talking about harry nilsson, and you can just see excitement in his eyes, it's beautiful

[@millsykooksy4863]

Lol, musical snobbery is king in the northwest And the more obscure the better

[@compedium]

northwest???

[@myusernamerocks3]

@@compedium He meant the north pole I think. Lots of music snobs up there, which is why so few people live there.

[@chubbykitten13]

Pacific Northwesters are music snobs for sure NorCal too

[@millsykooksy4863]

@@myusernamerocks3 🤣

[@dewilew2137]

Yes, we get it.

[@bookobsessedguy]

The power of Brock steals the entire skit despite the fact he was only in it for a few seconds.

[@phreshoatmeal123]

Well, I'm off to listen to Moon & Antarctica...

[@mikew9543]

"You know there's earlier stuff, right"?

[@bleepbloop9251]

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!

[@sstaners1234]

Lonesome Crowded West for me. “The malls are the soon to be ghost towns well, so long, farewell, goodbye…”

[@RyonBazzle]

The thumbnail for this video looks like the greatest Tiny Desk Performance ever to occur at NPR.

[@mordaciousfilms]

I'm a music snob but TALK TALK is a quality band. I'd let my kids listen to that any day.

[@johnjohnson3709]

I love Talk Talk

[@ragingzim]

I prefer The The.

[@ElBrooklyn1]

I think it’s cause the guy had The Party’s Over. They totally would have taken Spirit of Eden or Laughing Stock. Probably even Color of Spring, as long as they took out that one beer commercial track….

[@jakobo3044]

@@ElBrooklyn1 the guy... you mean Isaac Brock of Modest Mouse?

[@topologyrob]

Yeah I was thinking that - they're quite a hip band

[@princessfiona9928]

This was bound to happen...I mean come on he is lead singer of Modest Mouse (so Portlandia's message lol) and he lives in Portland. This is g8. This really captures his awkwardness! Love you Isaac

[@kennypyne7821]

I like how much music is woven into the universe of Portlandia- carrie and Fred know a lot about music

[@florencehenderson3707]

It's perfect because people in Portland are really like that. I lived with a couple just like this when I moved there. Their 3 yr old son was a genius 😅 and mom would spend hours writing plays with him...they had a huge record collection that they didn't listen to due to "mold" 🤷

[@steverogers7601]

I like music but just a very basic “top 100” radio listener, but watching Portlandia exposed me to Carrie’s band and there was a time where I thoroughly enjoyed vibing to her music.

[@jaspergillgannon4991]

@@steverogers7601 Sleater-Kinney are awesome!

[@bears-ec5db]

love the single piano note when Armisen stands up lol

[@elsahill6480]

I happened to click on this today. First shot was the picture of an elementary school. My brain went 🤯from the nostalgia - it's the same elementary school I went to and the library is where the school teachers took us to read.

[@SuzeeBeeCA]

I'm an almuna of Lewis & Clark College in Portland and was a radio DJ on campus in the 80s. KLC Radio!! A signal so strong I could get 5 listeners off-campus. 😂 I still have one of my shows on cassette. 🤙🏼😂 This sketch is so damn funny. All of us DJs had these conversations...total music snobs. I still am to this day. Hahahaha!

[@steverogers7601]

I guess I’ll be sure to avoid college DJs in conversations then.

[@rgdssd]

I was in high school in the early 90s in CA. I was just reminiscing with an old friend about how musically snobby we were. We went to this huge outdoor punk festival and got really upset when No Doubt and Sublime played (before they were famous) because they sounded poppy. Back then any pop sound mixed with punk we rejected. 😆 Now it all sounds so silly! Lol

[@SuzeeBeeCA]

@@steverogers7601 Trust me when I say it’s not worth it. 😆

[@theloserof08]

Aww, I'll take that Talk Talk record off of you, Isaac.

[@cactaceous]

Yeah, surprised they dismissed Talk Talk.

[@tfranc347]

ITS MY LIFFEEEE, DON'T YOU FORGETT

[@Malkmusianful]

cactaceous it's because Talk Talk didn't become a "true patrician rock" band until Laughing Stock and even then, one could say they only went into the post-rock/jazz fusion direction because The Colour of Spring tanked in sales

[@lollard]

Hal Emmerich Laughing Stock and Spirit of Eden are no doubt their seminal records, but they were great band before that too. I'll also take that Back to the Future soundtrack. Bro, do these hipsters even know how to hipster?

[@petitnicollas]

+TheLoserOf08 Temple of the dog is really good too.

[@asubjectiveopinion]

"You don't know Neu?" -> Every date I ever had.

[@JustaRandomGuy890]

I guess not many were successful then haha

[@originalandy-man9505]

Literally only came here for the Isaac Brock cameo.

[@orangedalmatian]

Andrew Copeland Dude... Literally everyone who watched this video came just for Isaac.

[@CallmeYaMajesty]

oh yeah

[@19Dfuck]

literally dont give a fuck

[@kdigydigy]

As did I. :)

[@theoddfox6306]

I can't believe they said no to talk talk, temple of dog, and blood on the tracks

[@devbagsmusic]

The guy at 2:49 kills me! He is cringing so hard at the guy donating those vinyls lmaooooo

[@roryobrien3947]

isaac should seriously do something with comedy in some way cause he is funny as hell ahahah

[@madisonamorim6458]

Fred and Carrie are not only great comedians, but incredible actors!

[@DSakaiOnRye]

That was most awesome and unexpected guest appearance in tv history

[@jkoff76]

Talk Talk not at a Portland Preschool. No No No. I will bring this up at the next meeting. We had that time out/listening period for Captain Beefheart in my son's class and it went down rather well!

[@youyouyouyouyou___]

every few month's i'll think of the line "I am getting very stressed out that the head of our school does not know about Neu!"

[@sooperheep]

lets talk about krautrock!

[@meandmyopinion6155]

I love that these skits are so funny and really talk about the crazy the parents of today bring to the table

[@rgdssd]

Lol, so relevant with what is currently happening in school board meetings nowadays! 🤣

[@MrGirmillionair]

When I first watched this on TV I was looking down for a split second and my head just sprung right up when it heard Isaac Brock's voice. HOLY SHIT BEST CAMEO!!!!!

[@markman63]

Who is that?

[@allghilliedup1992]

Isaac Brock's voice is so funny haha I bet he'd be hilarious in any animated movie

[@MultiUnreal]

Okay, now I want to see him in an animated movie. We could take the Iron Giant and have Isaac Brock dub over for the character Dean.

[@Malkmusianful]

MultiUnreal the Iron Giant now with "Truckers Atlas"

[@benilak]

Holy shit what a most genius idea

[@Myperfectshell]

For me the most real and spazziest moment is 1:24 “there’s earlier stuff, you know that right?” So been that person yelling at people about music before 😂

[@goodmorningcptn]

Isaac looks so innocent in this haha

[@no_peace]

I love him :(

[@casescommune]

Poor Issac :(

[@acc2876]

Tf you mean "innocent"? I swear he is the nicest yet sweetest bastard you could meat. I fucking love him :(

[@woweezowee334]

"I don't want my kids stealing bread" Fucking LOL. Only Portlandia would have a zinger about a Chris Cornell lyric.

[@HarrisAllen3]

i think this is my favorite skit of all time

[@cowboywithacameratrucker4745]

The best line is,”From your music collection.”

[@durkadurka1926]

15 people want their kids stealing bread

[@loosingmymemory7]

+Durka Durka from the mouths of decadence?

[@urgr8696]

+loosingmymemory7 nice

[@robforas]

loosingmymemory7 But I can't feed on the powerless

[@skwisgaar821]

LMFAO

[@Mitzi73]

You don't know Neu?

[@brotherdantheman5409]

I feel like this is a thing that really happened in a Portland preschool

[@willmcpherson2]

I like how they're angry that their pre-school teacher doesn't know the more obscure parts of The Clash's discography

[@indiiigochild9372]

hipsters being hipsters it's hysterical how Portlandia showcases there different characters that all have a similar mindset

[@thdraws]

Obscure?... Obscure ? ! ? Suggesting that The Clash, London Calling and Give Them Enough Rope - among others - are obscure truly boggles the mind.

[@jakobo3044]

Ok... Not being aware of London Calling is just pure stupidity. I can see not being aware of the debut or Give Em' Enough Rope nowadays, but London Calling is about as unobscure as an album can get.

[@chernobylcoleslaw6698]

When Pitchfork readers become parents.

[@tanner4214]

From your record collection. ..Mm yes, ma’am

[@cjwright79]

Did she say "I don't want my kids stealing bread" after the guy mentioned his Temple of the Dog record?

[@ryanburt6821]

yes, that was awesome

[@Sea_witch_]

Chris Wright lmao didn't catch that xD amazing

[@RallyLancer95]

"The guy" is Issac Brock of Modest Mouse

[@RallyLancer95]

@@brandonramirez8692 Are you going to his ice cream party?

[@brandonramirez8692]

@@RallyLancer95 yes, i heard his father wont bring the belt no more

[@bpowers582]

I suddenly feel that we are all living in the world of Portlandia at this point……

[@bobsmith5441]

Yip

[@ZagTheWag2]

2:39 that’s men at work’s “cargo” that’s an excellent fucking album

[@caveatemp]

Required listening: Sleater Kinney- All Hands on the Bad One.

[@ObiTrev]

I would have gladly taken the Back To The Future Soundtrack!

[@assmane999]

That’s the power of love

[@TiberiusStorm]

Hilarious! I'm surprised he didn't pronounce Kraftwerk the German way where the 'w' sounds like a 'v' to sound even more pretentious!

[@user-li4hv8yn4]

"I don't want my kids stealing bread" hahahahahahahaahahaha

[@tony58300]

this is outrageous almost none in the comments have listened to neu, are this the comments that should represent us?

[@pricerowland]

When the whole room senses weakness and collectively turns against the teacher who is just an actually enthusiastic music fan

[@charleslamb4796]

I don't want my kids stealing bread.

[@katdemamp2024]

HOLY SHIT ISAAC BROCK THE FUCKING LEAD SINGER OF MODEST MOUSE IS IN THIS HOLY SHIT YESSSSSS

[@zachariahz.3494]

we know, we all know. WERE YOU NOT AT THE LAST MEETING! WE DISCUSSED HOW WE ALL KNOW! COME ON! WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!

[@katdemamp2024]

Zachariah Z. I wasn't there I'm sorry I was too busy listening to ugly casanova

[@zachariahz.3494]

Yhetti64 Well I would certainly hope so....

[@juleswoodbury58]

"don't you want your child to be sensitive?" *me, contemplatetively chewing cereals, thinking about the implications of having a sensitive child* "No?!"

[@Neurotic_Rachel]

"I don't want my kids stealing bread." Yessss.

[@s0nnyburnett]

What about Kraft Punk?

[@YourBestPapa]

s0nnyburnett Sup mello? Legalize ranch

[@jimreily7538]

Investigate 311

[@marysilvergirl6025]

lol that temple of the dog joke though, somebody's going hungry

[@handsomeblackman255]

They're at Grover's school. Fun Fact: The Greatest Love of All by Whitney Houston was actually written by Dolly Parton.

[@seededsoul]

I -NEVER- know where these sketches are going when they start.

[@ZoidBorgir]

I nearly died when she said "I don't want my kid stealing bread"

[@williehornung]

“you don’t know Neu?” lives in my head rent free

[@abbieamavi]

this show honestly is less satire and hyperbole than Portland itself is, I would know I live here.

[@rhythmdroid]

I live near Silver Lake in Los Angeles, well, this isn't far off.

[@didjano]

still wondering why talk talk was dismissed tbh

[@Reprodestruxion]

Cuz its Portland not Brooklyn or Chicago

[@ivoi842]

Maybe it depends which Talk Talk, early new wave or later experimental.

[@o_oo_o1812]

they make a good point, they can listen to whatever they want, but in the formative years you don't want to send them down the wrong path

[@apdimaggio]

I miss this show so much.

[@Ieatbabyseals]

Holy shit that's Isaac Brock!!!!! Modest Mouse anybody :P

[@Hardcoreforliife]

this feels so real

[@phildirt3]

I actually think their are people in Portland that think exactly that way

[@happilyham6769]

It's just so funny that the guy donating the records shows up during the meeting. Honestly, if I had kids, I'd just be impressed that the teacher was playing vinyl for them. Don't care what it is. Just play those kiddies some mf vinyl. lmao

[@enkilqc]

This sketch is just a youtube comment section....

[@rerekicker]

Yes Isaac Brock this is where we are donating records.

[@Foojum]

God, I've had these types of conversations with friends so many times. This really makes me think I'm some kind of hipster asshole.

[@tonyelectionfraud669]

"I dont want my kids stealing bread" I live in Seattle how could I have missed this show

[@JammastaJ23]

You don't know Neu!?

[@blakejamar]

It’s just such a good show

[@BogoEN]

I’ll gladly take that Temple of the Dog record.

[@AJ-ir4fj]

Issac is the fucking best...i died when he said back to the future soundtrack

[@tfranc347]

So much 80's pop hate lol

[@dengueberries]

justifiably so

[@evonne315]

"I don't want my kids stealing bread." 😂

[@steverogers7601]

People are actually proud to be music snobs too

[@colin2116]

I like Talk Talk!

[@Reprodestruxion]

Colin McNeil Ill have That record, and some bread

[@EclecticoIconoclasta]

the early pop talk talk or the later semi progressive talk talk

[@matthewahler8662]

I don't want my kid stealing bread

[@FABCASTLE]

I always feel a bit silly when I watch this, these guys are making funny of ME LOL Nonetheless, I'm looking forward to seeing my daughter laugh at this sketch as much as I do - music snobbery is just my thing!!

[@estebansteverincon7117]

1:03 "The Greatest Love of All's" lyrics _weren't_ written by Whitney Houston. They were written by Linda Creed. What kind of hipsters are you? Your cool cards have been revoked,

[@squamish4244]

Combat Rock has the best album cover that has ever existed.

[@pearljam1984]

Isn't like the last talk talk album heavily revered?

[@louieo.blevinsmusic2011]

So that’s the reason I’ve never used my early childhood education degree. I’ve just never heard of Noy? before now. Ahhh. Must take a listen now. Had every The Clash album tho. Loved Joe Stummer when I was a youngin’.

[@mauriciobutron9205]

NEU!

[@timjballin]

How do they come up with this stuff?? Brilliant.

[@serisafj8]

tf was that isaac brock

[@BadSodaProductions]

serisafj8 yes that's why we're here

[@belleviewbibliophile9835]

I looked up the number one song on my birthday (March 26th 1989) and was thoroughly underwhelmed to see ‘The Living Years’ by Mike and the Mechanics. If you look through the comments for that video they’re literally all depressing as shit lol. Probably because they’re all from people who like that song. This skit made it all better.

[@user-wl2xl5hm7k]

Isaac Brock seems like such a cool guy. Modest Mouse is the sound of my teenhood.

[@InfernoFlame99]

2:36 i saw echo echo,the name of a band in another one of their skits.

[@orangesharpy]

Howard Jones is also fantastic but I can only speak to his mainstream hits I know from radio.

[@afrose71]

Temple of the Dog on vinyl would fetch a nice price today.