Michael Bisping and Dominick Cruz roasting each other for 6 minutes and 3 seconds

[@Phcx-_-]

cruz and bisping together is bound to be comedy gold

[@ricardometalhands]

Agreed, like the Faber and Mcgregor relationship lol just bound to talk trash to each other as friends, just asshole humor is all

[@sourpatchkid87]

@@ricardometalhands what a horrible comparison. Bisping and Cruz can actually hang with each other’s insults and have good banter between each other, Faber was just getting roasted by mcgregor and never had any comebacks

[@sourpatchkid87]

@Joe Biden’s Shotgun ok sorry

[@mohammedhussain6749]

@Joe Biden’s Shotgun he isn’t wrong, Conor roasted Faber and correctly predicted what happened to his gym.

[@tom.c4062]

@@sourpatchkid87 I know right.

[@shivendrasaxena2199]

Cruz and Bisping are Tom n Jerry of MMA

[@Thawhid]

Great way to put it😂

[@perrymarshall8584]

Brilliant analogy.

[@batmanDC576]

Ariel and Rampage lmaoo

[@snappa77]

Itchy and Scratchy

[@mrdesperate1]

Love it lol

[@IDontTalkToCops]

Dom’s like Bispings smart arse little brother who annoys the shit out of him and occasionally gets under his skin but Mike still loves him

[@thearmchairpsychologist27]

And he knows momma(Dana) will get mad if actually beats him up.

[@ziahamm1603]

Lol perfect analogy 😄 🤣

[@MicaiahYaakovBuzi]

Perfect description ha

[@daveyjones18]

They remind me of Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence out of the film Life 🤣

[@OddBotsDreams]

@@daveyjones18 spot on, also what a great movie that is

[@ProudKedahan62]

"two feet tall" "One eye" 😂😂😂

[@luis.luismontoya]

Lmao these two are hilarious together

[@theohuioiesin6519]

GOLD!

[@rconn4501]

He should've pointed at himself and said, "Two Eyes" 👀🤣

[@Thawhid]

😂 😂 😂 Lool

[@gbaby6774]

Hahaha yes!

[@pc8472]

Imagine bisping, conor, dominic, chael in the same room with bit of alcohol lol

[@nelsonmontijo6656]

What a fucking a timeeee

[@sandersgeorges]

It's jokes until it's not jokes anymore and Conor throws a chair

[@mkt106]

With tony, Luke , wanderlei Silva and khabib

[@jacksonneomusic]

Chael doesn’t drink

[@pc8472]

@@jacksonneomusic and you must be fun at parties

[@MasterFatness]

The reason these two gentlemen rub each other the wrong way, is down to the fact that they are so alike in so many ways. Watching their respective egos clash is nothing less than hilarious.

[@OscarRamos-em6uj]

Which is also why they respect each other. They get under each other’s skin but at the end of the day they’re friend.

[@shable1436]

Fighters and egos are friends

@@OscarRamos-em6uj yeah they're "friends"

[@scottbrown6505]

Yeah..except dominic is intelligent and bisping is just an average bloke. In my Rockhold voice..

[@joebuck109]

@@scottbrown6505 Bisping is also a lot smarter than most fighters lol, anyone who’s extremely quick witted (Dom, Mike, Chael, Conor, etc) tend to be above average intellect. It’s why most successful comedians tend to be intelligent

[@kvbvl7285]

Michael Bisping loves Dominick’s confidence that’s why he always laughs at the idea that Dom thinks he can beat him up😂😭

[@Thawhid]

Haha imagine

[@PrinceIsot]

I do believe he could hit him 5 times before Bisping could react, but just the one time, after that Mike eats him

[@dannyc7227]

@@PrinceIsot , I agree. Cruz doesn’t have the power to sleep Bisbing. Mike can basically bumrush Cruz and F him up (even if Cruz was able to land some punches).

[@PrinceIsot]

@@dannyc7227 true

[@halimmimo2555]

Well i believe that if both were in the same weight Cruz would take it

[@V0KAN]

These two would physically fight like brothers and then subsequently fight together against anyone that tried stopping them. They're hysterical and completely mad.

[@teamgitusome]

they are both mad

[@V0KAN]

@@teamgitusome Thats what makes them great.

[@ethanstewartstevenson7309]

SO. FUCKING. TRUE.

[@paolom.6011]

They seem like they actually enjoy the banter with eachother. Great to see.

[@AxxLAfriku]

HOLY HOLY!!! I can proudly say that I have the two HOTTEST women on this planet as MY GIRLFRIENDS! I am the unprettiest KZbinr ever, but they love me for what's inside! Thanks for listening pao

[@WALDENSOFTWARE]

@@AxxLAfriku The unprettiest youtuber ever is still prettier than the rest of us 😁

[@dannytran1587]

@@WALDENSOFTWARESpeak for yourself

[@Zzzelon]

1:08 the part where Bisping says 2 foot tall and Cruz says one eye kills me everytime lmao

[@danielmclaren170890]

I wonder if anyone realises that it's actually a compliment to bisping

[@Thug_Nose]

@@danielmclaren170890 this

[@Thawhid]

@@danielmclaren170890 why?

[@aj0332]

@@Thawhid bisping had a good career, became champ and did it all with one eye.

[@ancientkeyboardwarrior]

@@danielmclaren170890 I wouldn't call it a compliment. It only became a compliment after every one realized he won a championship with one eye. I think bisping wants his eye back

[@willyk-fv6ok]

0:47 poor Luke just wanted to go home lol

[@goodxd701]

Cause Bisping was bullying him🤣

[@willyk-fv6ok]

@@goodxd701 bullying him after he KOed him and took his belt in the first round lol I like Luke but this is funny 😂

[@donowhy4113]

Hello darkness, my old friend I've come to talk with you again

[@itsmdm6453]

your head was like a pinball!

[@qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095]

☹️

[@seyi2040]

Dominick’s version of that bad story is way better and more detailed than Mike’s! 😂😂

[@JorgeRomero7]

Yeah Mike left out a lot of pretty important details 😂

[@sybermatrix1609]

They are both cool and super funny going at each other both should be considered hall of famers for there MMA careers...

[@pootisspencer5492]

i think bisping’s already a hall of famer and dom definitely will be as soon as he retires

[@KwisBwown]

@@pootisspencer5492 nah no Cruz Cruz wont be HOF

[@pootisspencer5492]

Kwis Bwown he’s the consensus greatest 135er of all time and has the most title wins in that division. if he doesn’t make hof that would be absolutely shocking.

[@pootisspencer5492]

Kwis Bwown not to mention he was the inaugural ufc bantam champ and the last wec champ

[@KwisBwown]

@@pootisspencer5492 he too old plus he KOd last few fights and Cody dominated him. not enough punchin power tbh

[@deusrex6230]

I find the heated banter betwen these 2 legends hilarious

[@VinylUnboxings]

"are you talking about me or the guy behind me" with his shirt in his hand lmao

[@joheewrx5278]

"Just like i never wanna shave that neck hair you got goin on" 😂😂 bisping felt that one

[@Spagbolmofo]

Yes boss I didnt see one so I commented, was so fuckin funny

[@mattybhoy6522]

Right in the jugular lol

[@cmpunk500]

I swear, Bisping's a very sharp tongued guy and never lets anyone get under his skin and usually comes out on top in verbal exchanges. But, Dominick is a one-generational talent 😂😂😂😂😂

[@boondogglers9512]

The "one eye" statement never gets old Bisping has met his match.

[@CoolnessOver-vf4mm]

0:47 look at rockhold 😂😂😂😂

[@sp1veylol95]

When left hook Larry took his soul

[@newageassholes]

Never stops being funny 😂😂😂

[@thoughtcrime7290]

Maaaaan, I had exactly same comment in my mind. His reaction is priceless. Like he is really suffering over there.

[@Mythowars]

Everyday I watch multiple rockhold ko vids.... I LOVE watching that guy get koed

[@adub92199]

Bro was pouting over a belt

[@HappyBirthday0707]

Dom is legit one of the only fighters that can keep up with Bisping and the British sense of sarcasm.

[@soupnoodlesam]

Luke rock hold is moping in the press conference while Cruz and bisping are being comedians and Faber tryin to get in there😂

[@DisappointedOptimist]

I love that you think his middle name is rock

[@thefiddlediddler7701]

As soon as Faber says “The champ is speaking”, Rockhold looks so upset lolol

[@lazarusmv1973]

@@DisappointedOptimist It's the name of his special grappling move.

[@ziahamm1603]

Im not surprised. Rockhold has no sense of humour. I get that he was in a shit mood after losing his belt but Faber lost for the second time to his most hated rival and even he was keeping it together

[@nobody-vt3zq]

@@ziahamm1603 lol. Im laughing just thinking about it. I don't blame him. Theres a Huge difference tho. Faber didnt lose his belt and he didnt get finished either.

[@omarestrada6051]

“All fat, and out of shape, breathing hard out of his nose “ 😭 😂 💀

[@Djc00lness]

"2 foot tall" "One eye" They not even paying attention to anything else but each other 😂

[@kendo7964]

Pure comedy right there.

[@Pedro.fg2]

They so clearly want to be friends 😂😂

[@evilmemeboi6160]

They’re friends- just a classic brit and a classic man with a fast mouth and short man syndrome.

[@kI-cq5xq]

@@Nomad0311 Cruz always talked shit u must’ve just started watching ufc

[@daveyjones18]

They got more of an Eddie Murphy/Martin Lawrence type friendship 🤣

[@emil139]

"Are you talking to me or the guy behind me?" daaaaaaamn dawg

[@CatnamedMittens]

He didn't need to do him like that.

[@misocriallo4379]

😂😂💀

[@nh6402]

Uncle chael with non stop Golden content recently🤩

[@thexro9335]

“Abso-fuckin-lutely” 😂😂 dom is hilarious

[@diogenesofSinope87]

Excellent chemistry these two have and genuine it's pretty refreshing

[@yeahbuddy300lbs]

I remember when Cruz let out a "and that's why you don't want these hands Bisping" on live commentary and I was DEAD 💀

[@LeeKav]

Bahaha

[@stopthecap4317]

Yeo I remember that too lmao i dont remember which event it was tho

[@Thatmanwretched]

Whitaker vs Gastelum 🤣🤣

[@semmaswu5362]

Dominick Cruz is the only person Mike Bisping can't talk back 😂

[@BLACULA-Skeewoah]

I ADORE the fact that bisping just remembers his confrontation with Dominick, and NOT the fact that he knocked his own brother out for no reason 😂

[@drinny2214]

“one eye” 💀

[@TBK7]

For years and still won the belt makes him even better ay

[@lonccoccala6861]

​@@TBK7 Cruz was champion too and retired cause of injuries but thats not the point, the point is Dominick is really fast verbal burning someone

[@Jakob_The_Stoic_Norseman]

It's like watching two brothers going after each other 🤣

[@kingtalha087]

These uploads are sick.

[@mikedangerdoes]

"Are you talking to me or the guy behind me?" Jesus this guy is savage.

[@HavingTheCrack]

I absolutely lol'd at that, i reckon that sent bisping over the edge because he was trying to act tough and just gets a smart reply from someone who isn't remotely intimidated 😅

[@larryl1427]

Cruz : "Bisping smelled like booze and cigarettes, it threw me off my game".

[@blewesrush]

I love how they both just laughed at Dominick at the end 😂

[@adub92199]

Bisping really decided to sleep his brother instead of dom when he had him in punching distance 🤣🤣

[@xwhite2020]

Dom made that up.

[@zacharypeery4082]

Cruz was joking about that dude. Lol

[@ptrekboxbreaks5198]

He never did that lol

[@edwardmarquez7452]

@Min Suga yea his brother is special forces i think

[@edwardmarquez7452]

@Min Suga older brother and a sister

[@forty6427]

0:47 Luke thinking "How did I lose to this guy?"😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Meatball2022]

Never in history have two people loved to hate each other so much...

[@Noctrl100]

Wow seeing Bisping, rockhold, Cruz and the 50 year old retired skateboarder up at the press conference brings back memories 😢

[@shilohwallaby617]

We old G

[@djy5645]

Literally the best channel on KZbin. 😂🤙

[@CH-wn8sq]

Rockhold sitting there like his dad took his favorite toy away

[@jimmynguyen1462]

this is like the McGregor and Faber situation. They love eachother

[@nickkyle9681]

I love how their bar stories are so different

[@pa6682]

0:52 rockhold just sitting there is the funniest thing to me

[@ChucklingAway]

2 foot tall... -pause- one eye -points at mike- HAD ME IN STITCHES!

[@MMiicchaaeell]

Lmao I love they little bromance. It’s so fkkn adorable. we genuinely enjoy it

[@vaden706]

I never heard the whole story in that club, bisping sleeping his brother!!! Lmfaooo.. Mike gave us the pg version

[@dontedupree]

You have the best comment. I was thinking the same thing.

[@dennisasmith1230]

Some brother he is.

[@e.e121]

@@dennisasmith1230 init wanker

[@patrickdoherty6838]

That was bit of a dick move really, bring your bro out with your MMA work buddies, gets into argument with colleague doesn’t do shit though but minute ur bro tries to calm things down you knock him spark out in front of all your buddies, I liked Bisping until that bit, says an awful lot about his character

[@patrickdoherty6838]

@Sad Life if anything Bispings reaction to me was someone slightly embarrassed like he didn’t want that bit of the story getting told but who knows I wasn’t there myself, I feel Bisping would have corrected him if he was literally lieing about Bisping knocking his own brother out infron of his work buddies

[@vivekreddy8682]

" 2 FEET TALL" " ONE EYE" HILARIOUS 😂😂😂

[@doonspriggan9616]

"That's why you don't want these hands Bisping..."

[@MagaKoz]

I don't even care about mma and fighting but I randomly saw these guys videos and I watch because they are so funny. I love clever jokes and witty comebacks.

[@llla4091]

"Bisbing id hit you 10 times before you knew where you were at" - alpha male slayer

[@buckslayer7387]

I love that little guy he’s so feisty. He is a great fighter

[@jkbdk6723]

I would love to see Micheal "One Eye" Bisping vs Dominick "2 feet tall" Cruz.

[@heretxc]

When cruz said mike slept his brother i started losing it😭

[@anujjyothykumar4667]

@@tonio3885 watch the whole video #dumbshit

[@anujjyothykumar4667]

@@tonio3885 okay.... Watch the whole video sir #dumbhead

[@elmaistrodeteotihuacan]

@Beep Boop and that's saying something

[@deBrawnyo]

@@tonio3885 this isnt the place for you to cry, go to twitter #cockwomble

[@BobRoss-wm3lc]

These 2 really are the most sensitive people in mma. I wouldn’t be able to stand being around either one of them.

[@asoganmoodaly8743]

Two classic MMA characters! I’m glad they’re in the commentary booth going forward

[@HunterArizona]

They have the same humor

[@jasetwells9335]

“I never ever wanted to punch you in the face before” “No, never just like I never wanted to shave that neck hair of yours” Ouch good one dom 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@khunter8757]

I love that Dom doesn't let Mike control everything.

[@dannyc7227]

Bisbing casually knocks out COLD his own flipping brother, at a bar. Ok then.

[@jbar2.048]

I think Dominic made that up to get a laugh.

[@danawhitesneckfat1706]

@@jbar2.048 Bisping didn't deny it tho 😂😂😂

[@CarlosCruz-dc7iu]

Naw that was tru shit I was there

[@MrUgur97]

It’s true, i was the brother

[@petermisberg732]

@@danawhitesneckfat1706 ofc he did… check out his reaction

[@crzxm]

Cruz n Bisping and Faber n McGregor would be a great night out.

[@thegnshut9922]

I feel like conner would just laugh at cruz and bisping going at it while faber tries to calm them down

[@onepunchflan3071]

@@thegnshut9922 haha yeah Connor would definitely throw petrol on the fire

[@backbone93]

bisping loves dominick cruz xD

[@crippledegg9815]

It’s like you and your homie joking around, both are making fun of each other but mutually respect each other

[@deusrex6230]

This is why we don't see them on live commentary together anymore XD

[@bhawkfan95]

"Yeah okay, buddeh"

[@robertluengas513]

They look kinda similar, big heads.

[@AroundElvesWatchUrselves96]

"You have a big ass melon head." -Cody Garbrandt

[@lyrics8883]

@@AroundElvesWatchUrselves96 😂😂😂

[@TheAntManChannel]

Their head weight is identical. Make it happen, Dana.

[@yamaFC]

bruh the first clip was already so good! " im just in here in aw of you" LMAO

[@p4fizzle]

That story is funny AF when Dom tells it

[@nedaCFilms]

Love these guys! They always keep it classy lol.

[@RolanStraw]

Love how Bisping always just laughs it off

[@MasteringGrappling]

I never knew they were like that with each other. Hilarious.

[@BakerySSK]

"2' tall" "one eye" 😂😂

[@michaelraymond1279]

I love Dominic Cruz and I love Mike Bisping!!! How cool that they mess with each other

[@biggirlsdontcry6935]

They need to get Cruz a spot on the believe you me podcast like once a week that'd be hilarious

[@blakereigns246]

Their banter reminds me of two best friends. They must like & respect one another.

[@thomastakesportspodcast]

"I never wanna shave that neck hair" lmao

[@kdude1000]

Now Dominic has unshakable confidence... cant manufacture that shit... classic and got to love it 😂😂

[@KusagariBlues]

“Two foot tall.” “One eye.” “Yellow.” “Pink.”

[@ericpark9983]

can someone please get bisping, dominick, pre 2016 conor, and the GOAT chael sonnen in one room

[@lokominksvazquez3206]

I love how Cruz and Bisping secretely love each other.

[@lonccoccala6861]

The most funny part is how the woman keep talking while Dominick and bisping roasting eachother 😂😂😂

[@ryansamedi7]

It’s amazing how they were both Champions at the same time also!!!

[@georgmettmann5722]

cruz attacking bisping would be like a docu on animal channel, where the lion gets attacked by a tiny pig but is so confused with the situation that he wouldnt fight back.

[@brownjatt21]

Not really, they're both Pros. So I'd say instead of a pig, maybe a leopard trying to fight a lion.

[@ronk6553]

“Slept his brother” 😂😂😂

[@TheHyena-ru8bz]

They are like the younger and older brother that are always fighting. Its hilarious

[@ardnfast]

I was thinking that this was going to be one "continuous" back and forth. I was not disappointed, just amazed that it was possible but they chose to edit instead of saving time. Great result. A true bro-mance 👊💪💞

[@thecws8760]

I'm here for the bar story 😂😂😂😂 Specially when he was like listen you Lil shit we're in a bar lmao

[@thekidskushed]

These guys are comical together

[@jagaloon14]

Dom Cruz’s neck hair roast on Bisping is my favorite roast in the history of UFC trash talk that I’ve heard

[@musstafacangar4984]

Uncle Chael, we need more Cruz videos ‼️

[@shittalkerskywalkertm9430]

Bisping: I never wanna punch you in the face Cruz: I never wanna shave your neck hair. 🤣

[@WAR_LOBO]

Strickland,Conor, Dom, Bisping, Colby, Chael and Bones all in one room, throw a couple of Patron bottles and some coke lines, live stream and wait to see what happens.

[@skybreezy3404]

Look at Bispings record, he's been in this game for a long time lol Imagine if Bisping threw a single Oblique kick and turned Dom's knee into dust 😂

[@Dennis_Reynolds_Golden_God]

The best part about it is that you can tell that *DEEP* *DEEP* down they like each other.

[@todriscoll1494]

two together would make great commentators on live fights

[@brandonofviolet]

perfect banter they are probably great friends

[@ryan-majorbreakz5676]

These two commentating together always crack me up. Their both so similar in their ability to get under opponents skin, and should be the de facto UFC presenters imo.

[@LynxNGB]

Dominick Cruz and Bisping are hilarious together 😂😂

[@OX1994AU]

0:40 Luke looks like a kid who's mom told him "No we aren't getting the new Call of Dity "