Michael Bisping and Dominick Cruz roasting each other for 6 minutes and 3 seconds

[@IDontTalkToCops]

Dom’s like Bispings smart arse little brother who annoys the shit out of him and occasionally gets under his skin but Mike still loves him

[@thearmchairpsychologist27]

And he knows momma(Dana) will get mad if actually beats him up.

[@ziahamm1603]

Lol perfect analogy 😄 🤣

[@MicaiahYaakovBuzi]

Perfect description ha

[@daveyjones18]

They remind me of Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence out of the film Life 🤣

[@jacobbradburn3319]

@@daveyjones18 spot on, also what a great movie that is

[@Phcx-_-]

cruz and bisping together is bound to be comedy gold

[@ricardometalhands]

Agreed, like the Faber and Mcgregor relationship lol just bound to talk trash to each other as friends, just asshole humor is all

[@sourpatchkid87]

@@ricardometalhands what a horrible comparison. Bisping and Cruz can actually hang with each other’s insults and have good banter between each other, Faber was just getting roasted by mcgregor and never had any comebacks

[@sourpatchkid87]

@Joe Biden’s Shotgun ok sorry

[@mohammedhussain6749]

@Joe Biden’s Shotgun he isn’t wrong, Conor roasted Faber and correctly predicted what happened to his gym.

[@tom.c4062]

@@sourpatchkid87 I know right.

[@shivendrasaxena2199]

Cruz and Bisping are Tom n Jerry of MMA

[@Thawhid]

Great way to put it😂

[@perrymarshall8584]

Brilliant analogy.

[@batmanDC576]

Ariel and Rampage lmaoo

[@snappa77]

Itchy and Scratchy

[@mrdesperate1]

Love it lol

[@hadiazizan5792]

"two feet tall" "One eye" 😂😂😂

[@luis.luismontoya]

Lmao these two are hilarious together

[@theohuioiesin6519]

GOLD!

[@rconn4501]

He should've pointed at himself and said, "Two Eyes" 👀🤣

[@Thawhid]

😂 😂 😂 Lool

[@gbaby6774]

Hahaha yes!

[@pc8472]

Imagine bisping, conor, dominic, chael in the same room with bit of alcohol lol

[@nelsonmontijo6656]

What a fucking a timeeee

[@sandersgeorges]

It's jokes until it's not jokes anymore and Conor throws a chair

[@mkt106]

With tony, Luke , wanderlei Silva and khabib

[@jacksonneomusic]

Chael doesn’t drink

[@pc8472]

@@jacksonneomusic and you must be fun at parties

[@kvbvl7285]

Michael Bisping loves Dominick’s confidence that’s why he always laughs at the idea that Dom thinks he can beat him up😂😭

[@Thawhid]

Haha imagine

[@PrinceIsot]

I do believe he could hit him 5 times before Bisping could react, but just the one time, after that Mike eats him

[@dannyc7227]

@@PrinceIsot , I agree. Cruz doesn’t have the power to sleep Bisbing. Mike can basically bumrush Cruz and F him up (even if Cruz was able to land some punches).

[@PrinceIsot]

@@dannyc7227 true

[@halimmimo2555]

Well i believe that if both were in the same weight Cruz would take it

[@MasterFatness]

The reason these two gentlemen rub each other the wrong way, is down to the fact that they are so alike in so many ways. Watching their respective egos clash is nothing less than hilarious.

[@OscarRamos-em6uj]

Which is also why they respect each other. They get under each other’s skin but at the end of the day they’re friend.

[@shable1436]

Fighters and egos are friends

[@scottbrown6505]

Yeah..except dominic is intelligent and bisping is just an average bloke. In my Rockhold voice..

[@joebuck109]

@@scottbrown6505 Bisping is also a lot smarter than most fighters lol, anyone who’s extremely quick witted (Dom, Mike, Chael, Conor, etc) tend to be above average intellect. It’s why most successful comedians tend to be intelligent

[@stephencox8723]

@@scottbrown6505 you're wrong on that one. do some research bisping is very intelligent actually. he just doesn't play up that side often.

[@V0KAN]

These two would physically fight like brothers and then subsequently fight together against anyone that tried stopping them. They're hysterical and completely mad.

[@teamgitusome]

they are both mad

[@V0KAN]

@@teamgitusome Thats what makes them great.

[@ethanstewartstevenson7309]

SO. FUCKING. TRUE.

[@maltheri9833]

Cruz would def lose to Bisping but he'd still have Bisping feeling like he lost after the post conference

[@onyx666.]

There’s no way in hell Bisping loses. Dr. Strange couldn’t even calculate that outcome. Dom would run LAPS around that drunken fool

[@greghardy4350]

@@onyx666. look im gna assume you meant no way Cruz loses. But you’re a fool and that tells me you have no real life fight experience. WHEN FIGHTERS ARE TRAINED WEIGHT MATTERS

[@thorn3807]

@@greghardy4350 Yep. Its proven that u can be equally skilled or even a bit better. But if someone is more than twice ur size, you will lose if u get caught

[@maltheri9833]

@@onyx666. Ahhh its possible but 9 times out of 10 Dom would be running the entire time just to be honest he wouldn't even try to exchange

[@greghardy4350]

@@thorn3807 exactly, and to assume that former ufc champion Michael Bisping wouldn’t be able to hit him ONCE is crazy to me

[@paolom.6011]

They seem like they actually enjoy the banter with eachother. Great to see.

[@AxxLAfriku]

HOLY HOLY!!! I can proudly say that I have the two HOTTEST women on this planet as MY GIRLFRIENDS! I am the unprettiest KZbinr ever, but they love me for what's inside! Thanks for listening pao

[@WALDENSOFTWARE]

@@AxxLAfriku The unprettiest youtuber ever is still prettier than the rest of us 😁

[@dannytran1587]

@@WALDENSOFTWARESpeak for yourself

[@cmpunk500]

I swear, Bisping's a very sharp tongued guy and never lets anyone get under his skin and usually comes out on top in verbal exchanges. But, Dominick is a one-generational talent 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Zzzelon]

1:08 the part where Bisping says 2 foot tall and Cruz says one eye kills me everytime lmao

[@danielmclaren170890]

I wonder if anyone realises that it's actually a compliment to bisping

[@Thug_Nose]

@@danielmclaren170890 this

[@Thawhid]

@@danielmclaren170890 why?

[@aj0332]

@@Thawhid bisping had a good career, became champ and did it all with one eye.

[@ancientkeyboardwarrior]

@@danielmclaren170890 I wouldn't call it a compliment. It only became a compliment after every one realized he won a championship with one eye. I think bisping wants his eye back

[@emailmailson6089]

Bisping got bullied by someone half his size.

[@lyrics8883]

😂😂😂

[@mikelitorous5570]

Bisping not 4 foot

[@Sepear305]

@@mikelitorous5570 one eye :p

[@MattsMCUniverse]

and double the eyes

[@Thawhid]

Lool

[@willyk-fv6ok]

0:47 poor Luke just wanted to go home lol

[@goodxd701]

Cause Bisping was bullying him🤣

[@willyk-fv6ok]

@@goodxd701 bullying him after he KOed him and took his belt in the first round lol I like Luke but this is funny 😂

[@donowhy4113]

Hello darkness, my old friend I've come to talk with you again

[@itsmdm6453]

your head was like a pinball!

[@qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095]

☹️

[@seyi2040]

Dominick’s version of that bad story is way better and more detailed than Mike’s! 😂😂

[@VinylUnboxings]

"are you talking about me or the guy behind me" with his shirt in his hand lmao

[@joheewrx5278]

"Just like i never wanna shave that neck hair you got goin on" 😂😂 bisping felt that one

[@alfie69420]

Yes boss I didnt see one so I commented, was so fuckin funny

[@mattybhoy6522]

Right in the jugular lol

[@deusrex6230]

I find the heated banter betwen these 2 legends hilarious

[@CoolnessOver-vf4mm]

0:47 look at rockhold 😂😂😂😂

[@sp1veylol95]

When left hook Larry took his soul

[@newageassholes]

Never stops being funny 😂😂😂

[@thoughtcrime7290]

Maaaaan, I had exactly same comment in my mind. His reaction is priceless. Like he is really suffering over there.

[@idefinitelytapped7396]

Everyday I watch multiple rockhold ko vids.... I LOVE watching that guy get koed

[@adub92199]

Bro was pouting over a belt

[@omarestrada6051]

“All fat, and out of shape, breathing hard out of his nose “ 😭 😂 💀

[@Djc00lness]

"2 foot tall" "One eye" They not even paying attention to anything else but each other 😂

[@kendo7964]

Pure comedy right there.

[@boondogglers9512]

The "one eye" statement never gets old Bisping has met his match.

[@thexro9335]

“Abso-fuckin-lutely” 😂😂 dom is hilarious

[@superswaggerorgasm]

why is there no bisping and cruz podcast? Call it the midget and the cyclops or something. If brendan schuab and bryan callen have a podcast, then these guys definitely should have one! It will be better than DC and helwani

[@ronnytotten9292]

Midget and cyclops hahahahahahhaha

[@Iamnotaninja]

Ahahahhahah the name lolol

[@Teepkicks]

It would be better than The fighter and the kid tbh these two are meant to talk shit 😂

[@jesusespinoza8467]

Bro don’t give ur ideas out for free like that

[@DisappointedOptimist]

Just replace Luis Gomez and do the entire world a favor

[@sybermatrix1609]

They are both cool and super funny going at each other both should be considered hall of famers for there MMA careers...

[@pootisspencer5492]

i think bisping’s already a hall of famer and dom definitely will be as soon as he retires

[@KwisBwown]

@@pootisspencer5492 nah no Cruz Cruz wont be HOF

[@pootisspencer5492]

Kwis Bwown he’s the consensus greatest 135er of all time and has the most title wins in that division. if he doesn’t make hof that would be absolutely shocking.

[@pootisspencer5492]

Kwis Bwown not to mention he was the inaugural ufc bantam champ and the last wec champ

[@KwisBwown]

@@pootisspencer5492 he too old plus he KOd last few fights and Cody dominated him. not enough punchin power tbh

[@HappyBirthday0707]

Dom is legit one of the only fighters that can keep up with Bisping and the British sense of sarcasm.

[@lennylennington]

I remember when Cruz let out a "and that's why you don't want these hands Bisping" on live commentary and I was DEAD 💀

[@LeeKav]

Bahaha

[@stopthecap4317]

Yeo I remember that too lmao i dont remember which event it was tho

[@Thatmanwretched]

Whitaker vs Gastelum 🤣🤣

[@BLACULA-Skeewoah]

I ADORE the fact that bisping just remembers his confrontation with Dominick, and NOT the fact that he knocked his own brother out for no reason 😂

[@mikedangerdoes]

"Are you talking to me or the guy behind me?" Jesus this guy is savage.

[@Pedro.fg2]

They so clearly want to be friends 😂😂

[@evilmemeboi6160]

They’re friends- just a classic brit and a classic man with a fast mouth and short man syndrome.

[@kI-cq5xq]

@@user-bc8ff8oi8k Cruz always talked shit u must’ve just started watching ufc

[@daveyjones18]

They got more of an Eddie Murphy/Martin Lawrence type friendship 🤣

[@youregay2947]

I would buy a Cruz vs Bisping ppv

[@binchilling5768]

@@brazillionairemma1373 he is your friend Jay

[@ptrekboxbreaks5198]

Except they fight it out on stage making fun of eachother

[@Emrah1790]

bro send me the link when that happens, I'm in lmao

[@soupnoodlesam]

Luke rock hold is moping in the press conference while Cruz and bisping are being comedians and Faber tryin to get in there😂

[@DisappointedOptimist]

I love that you think his middle name is rock

[@thefiddlediddler7701]

As soon as Faber says “The champ is speaking”, Rockhold looks so upset lolol

[@lazarusmv1973]

@@DisappointedOptimist It's the name of his special grappling move.

[@ziahamm1603]

Im not surprised. Rockhold has no sense of humour. I get that he was in a shit mood after losing his belt but Faber lost for the second time to his most hated rival and even he was keeping it together

[@nobody-vt3zq]

@@ziahamm1603 lol. Im laughing just thinking about it. I don't blame him. Theres a Huge difference tho. Faber didnt lose his belt and he didnt get finished either.

[@drinny2214]

“one eye” 💀

[@TBK7]

For years and still won the belt makes him even better ay

[@lonccoccala6861]

​@@TBK7 Cruz was champion too and retired cause of injuries but thats not the point, the point is Dominick is really fast verbal burning someone

[@nh6402]

Uncle chael with non stop Golden content recently🤩

[@emil139]

"Are you talking to me or the guy behind me?" daaaaaaamn dawg

[@CatnamedMittens]

He didn't need to do him like that.

[@misocriallo4379]

😂😂💀

[@semmaswu5362]

Dominick Cruz is the only person Mike Bisping can't talk back 😂

[@Jakob_The_Stoic_Viking]

It's like watching two brothers going after each other 🤣

[@forty6427]

0:47 Luke thinking "How did I lose to this guy?"😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@blewesrush4673]

I love how they both just laughed at Dominick at the end 😂

[@llla4091]

"Bisbing id hit you 10 times before you knew where you were at" - alpha male slayer

[@diogenesofSinope87]

Excellent chemistry these two have and genuine it's pretty refreshing

[@adub92199]

Bisping really decided to sleep his brother instead of dom when he had him in punching distance 🤣🤣

[@xwhite2020]

Dom made that up.

[@zacharypeery4082]

Cruz was joking about that dude. Lol

[@ptrekboxbreaks5198]

He never did that lol

[@minsuga4690]

bisping has a brother ?

[@edwardmarquez7452]

@@minsuga4690 yea his brother is special forces i think

[@Noctrl100]

Wow seeing Bisping, rockhold, Cruz and the 50 year old retired skateboarder up at the press conference brings back memories 😢

[@shilohwallaby617]

We old G

[@larryl1427]

Cruz : "Bisping smelled like booze and cigarettes, it threw me off my game".

[@Meatball2022]

Never in history have two people loved to hate each other so much...

[@djy5645]

Literally the best channel on KZbin. 😂🤙

[@kingtalha087]

These uploads are sick.

[@ChucklingAway]

2 foot tall... -pause- one eye -points at mike- HAD ME IN STITCHES!

[@nickkyle9681]

I love how their bar stories are so different

[@coach6056]

Lmao I love they little bromance. It’s so fkkn adorable. we genuinely enjoy it

[@CH-wn8sq]

Rockhold sitting there like his dad took his favorite toy away

[@ardnfast]

I was thinking that this was going to be one "continuous" back and forth. I was not disappointed, just amazed that it was possible but they chose to edit instead of saving time. Great result. A true bro-mance 👊💪💞

[@jimmynguyen1462]

this is like the McGregor and Faber situation. They love eachother

[@vaden706]

I never heard the whole story in that club, bisping sleeping his brother!!! Lmfaooo.. Mike gave us the pg version

[@dontedupree]

You have the best comment. I was thinking the same thing.

[@dennisasmith1230]

Some brother he is.

[@e.e121]

@@dennisasmith1230 init wanker

[@patrickdoherty6838]

That was bit of a dick move really, bring your bro out with your MMA work buddies, gets into argument with colleague doesn’t do shit though but minute ur bro tries to calm things down you knock him spark out in front of all your buddies, I liked Bisping until that bit, says an awful lot about his character

[@patrickdoherty6838]

@Sad Life if anything Bispings reaction to me was someone slightly embarrassed like he didn’t want that bit of the story getting told but who knows I wasn’t there myself, I feel Bisping would have corrected him if he was literally lieing about Bisping knocking his own brother out infron of his work buddies

[@vivekreddy8682]

" 2 FEET TALL" " ONE EYE" HILARIOUS 😂😂😂

[@heretxc]

When cruz said mike slept his brother i started losing it😭

[@anujjyothykumar4667]

@@tonio3885 watch the whole video #dumbshit

[@anujjyothykumar4667]

@@tonio3885 okay.... Watch the whole video sir #dumbhead

[@theonetypingthis7186]

@Beep Boop and that's saying something

[@deBrawnyo]

@@tonio3885 this isnt the place for you to cry, go to twitter #cockwomble

[@poatan6304]

Appreciate you a lot Uncle Chael!!!

[@doonspriggan9616]

"That's why you don't want these hands Bisping..."

[@pa6682]

0:52 rockhold just sitting there is the funniest thing to me

[@KozHornsUp]

I don't even care about mma and fighting but I randomly saw these guys videos and I watch because they are so funny. I love clever jokes and witty comebacks.

[@jkbdk6723]

I would love to see Micheal "One Eye" Bisping vs Dominick "2 feet tall" Cruz.

[@jasetwells9335]

“I never ever wanted to punch you in the face before” “No, never just like I never wanted to shave that neck hair of yours” Ouch good one dom 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@nedaCFilms]

Love these guys! They always keep it classy lol.

[@MaxSmell210]

Love the energy 🤣

[@asoganmoodaly8743]

Two classic MMA characters! I’m glad they’re in the commentary booth going forward

[@crzxm]

Cruz n Bisping and Faber n McGregor would be a great night out.

[@thegnshut9922]

I feel like conner would just laugh at cruz and bisping going at it while faber tries to calm them down

[@onepunchflan3071]

@@thegnshut9922 haha yeah Connor would definitely throw petrol on the fire

[@blakereigns246]

Their banter reminds me of two best friends. They must like & respect one another.

[@buckslayer7387]

I love that little guy he’s so feisty. He is a great fighter

[@yamaFC]

bruh the first clip was already so good! " im just in here in aw of you" LMAO

[@lokominksvazquez3206]

I love how Cruz and Bisping secretely love each other.

[@laszlovarga_]

I love this so much man

[@wangcheng0101]

Love these people so much!

[@BakerySSK]

"2' tall" "one eye" 😂😂

[@p4fizzle]

That story is funny AF when Dom tells it

[@jbraz8]

I enjoyed the hell out of that! Good compile

[@triple9fine]

Love the confidence!

[@dannyc7227]

Bisbing casually knocks out COLD his own flipping brother, at a bar. Ok then.

[@jbar2.048]

I think Dominic made that up to get a laugh.

[@danawhitesneckfat1706]

@@jbar2.048 Bisping didn't deny it tho 😂😂😂

[@CarlosCruz-dc7iu]

Naw that was tru shit I was there

[@MrUgur97]

It’s true, i was the brother

[@petermisberg732]

@@danawhitesneckfat1706 ofc he did… check out his reaction

[@bhawkfan95]

"Yeah okay, buddeh"

[@musstafacangar4984]

Uncle Chael, we need more Cruz videos ‼️

[@glumtv8701]

I absolutely love this bisping and Cruz together lol Comedy gold 😆😆

[@backbone93]

bisping loves dominick cruz xD

[@crippledegg9815]

It’s like you and your homie joking around, both are making fun of each other but mutually respect each other

[@khunter8757]

I love that Dom doesn't let Mike control everything.

[@mrmrslovick09]

#Awesome My 2 Favorite Fighters #Period 🔥🔥🔥🥰💪

[@spencer1381]

This is pure gold right here😂👌🏻

[@KusagariBlues]

“Two foot tall.” “One eye.” “Yellow.” “Pink.”

[@RolanStraw]

Love how Bisping always just laughs it off

[@michaelraymond1279]

I love Dominic Cruz and I love Mike Bisping!!! How cool that they mess with each other

[@americansuperdad5769]

Love 'em both!

[@HunterArizona]

They have the same humor

[@thecws8760]

I'm here for the bar story 😂😂😂😂 Specially when he was like listen you Lil shit we're in a bar lmao

[@tyrocyr]

This is awesome 😂😂

[@spongeboymebob6091]

thanks i needed this.XD

[@MasteringGrappling]

I never knew they were like that with each other. Hilarious.

[@ryansamedi7]

It’s amazing how they were both Champions at the same time also!!!

[@thegolden807]

One of the best friendships ever 😂

[@Kickboxing72829]

As soon Cruz grew his beard he started losing his fights😂

[@biggirlsdontcry6935]

They need to get Cruz a spot on the believe you me podcast like once a week that'd be hilarious

[@thomastakesportspodcast]

"I never wanna shave that neck hair" lmao

[@kdude1000]

Now Dominic has unshakable confidence... cant manufacture that shit... classic and got to love it 😂😂

[@brandonofviolet]

perfect banter they are probably great friends