Michael Cohen Wiretap Cold Open - SNL

With the FBI listening in, Michael Cohen (Ben Stiller) fields calls from Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin), Rudy Giuliani (Kate McKinnon), Melania Trump (Cecily Strong), Ivanka Trump (Scarlett Johansson) and Jared Kushner (Jimmy Fallon) and Stormy Daniels.
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[@coreymwamba5417]

"That sounds like something I would do." The very words of Cohen in testimony last week. Brilliant

[@londamull7501]

Except this skit is six years old.

[@BuckyBoba]

@@londamull7501 That's why it's brilliant.

[@tracyavent-costanza346]

except now he is state's evidence. turns out he did have a conscience after all. who knew that.

[@will2023-onCensorshipTub]

Its disgusting and disgraceful promoting and pushing what we can all see was injustice in the name of a one party hatred of the likes one might have seen in 1938 germany or 1918 russia backed by manufactured lie after lie.

[@BAYBAY_316]

It's crazy how a 6-year-old Saturday Night Live sketch can be so absolutely current and relevant. I've never seen anything like it. " Storms a coming " yes it is stormy yes it is

[@mrtrace4968]

Yea, it's incredible that a porn star would try to shake down someone with money and a Dem DA would politicize it. Very Nostradamus.

[@timeflies5778]

That is not at all what happened. He offered to pay her, because he knew he was guilty of that shit and wanted to cover it up. There was no shakedown or politicization. Getting prosecuted is what happens when you commit crimes. No conspiracy theory necessary.

[@HaitiansdoitBest]

came here to say the same thing LOL

[@BAYBAY_316]

@@HaitiansdoitBest I know right...lol

[@stephaniepetion6100]

😂😂😂I honestly thought that was recent. I checked dates 3 times and it was 6yrs ago🤔😂😬

[@sperez202]

OMG, I didn't realize the Dr. was Martin Short until I read someone's comment. Simply genius.

[@AccessoriesAddict5528]

S Perez. Me too!

[@glowaves]

Martin Short is incredible!

[@joapinto288]

Me either

[@AAZEDLARC]

I wasn't a fan of Martin Short until this segment. Instantly favorite :)

[@Donald-my3oo]

Our country is going to hell

[@lisab9541]

Watching this 2 days before the trial starts April 15, 2024. KZbin feed suggestions has impeccable timing.

[@chenzen1578]

I missed this clip 5 years ago - what a great show!

[@michaelstephenson4517]

It's relevant today

[@tinamartina1801]

😂yeah

[@OmegaSparky]

And the Storm hit today.

[@dhokanson55]

Impeccable brainwashing strategy.

[@TheMSW1291]

Michael: "Stormy, this is Michael Cohen! Are you alone?" Stormy: "Yes? ..." Trump: "AND WHAT ARE YOU WEARING???" Stormy: "Excuse me?" 0.0

[@lazyboi2373]

Thing is you can tell when stormy changed the sketch. It went quickly from trump lying, an ordinary thing, to stormys narrative that hes a pervert. And she loves telling everyone hes “obsessed with her”. She might be a worse lyer than trump

[@charleslozada5829]

@@lazyboi2373 And you are a worse speller, figure it out for yourself what I am talking about.

[@giantfisher]

@@charleslozada5829 You ask too much. But it will keep @Lazy Boi237 occupied and out of trouble for a while. Maybe a couple of his friends trying to help figure it out also. I count 9 mistakes. If I'm right, do I get a prize? A "kudos" will do.

[@lutino_luk.7280]

A

[@lutino_luk.7280]

@@lazyboi2373 pa

[@GaymersDisassociation]

"I work in adult films we aren't really known for our acting" "I know you don't believe in climate change but a storm is coming" 😂 😂 😂 😅

[@dfzbmw]

KellerNinja ..... Cringe

[@shockwave1126]

Let's ask the Night's King to help her out. Game of Clowns (borrowed from another poster) is the best series ever.

[@GaymersDisassociation]

john murphy what does that have to do with anything?

[@gloriahazelton7286]

Nobody cares

[@Ashleybirdd]

This hits home 😂

[@nuckinfuts7610]

The way Cecily says _".....but could she? If she wants to?"_ 🤣💀

[@ksytube]

who woulda thought just 6-years later this would all be decided in 34 FELONY guilty verdicts

[@BuckyBoba]

Who? Everybody!

[@MLBTHESHOWNORTH]

Even with all the felony’s he has he is still the best choice for president

[@user6tos8ca]

@@MLBTHESHOWNORTH - Well, his CULT and Vlad Putin totally agree w you lol! 😂🤣🤡☠😡

[@ozten-fj6pe]

lol Define President

[@shawnmack1095]

😂😂😂😂

[@michaela_nk]

This is one of the most epic SNL sketches of all time.

[@TheNeilBernardShow]

michaela Um... You seriously need to catch up on comedy sketches... Carol Burnette, Lucielle Ball, Jackie Gleason, Jack Benny, Bob Hope, The Smothers Brothers, Lewis And Martin, The Marx Brothers, The Three Stooges, Laurel and Hardy, Abbott and Costello, Buster Keaton, Charlie Chaplin, Looney Tunes, Tom and Jerry, Anything By Tex Avery, Monty Python, SCTV, The Muppet Show, Laugh In, and THEN the first 30 years of SNL... The last 5 years have been nothing compared to these comedy classics and I pity the generation that didn't grow up with quality entertainment.

[@paddleduck5328]

It’ll be one for the history books! 😄

[@gonzo202]

TheNeilBernardShow what does Tom and Jerry have to do with someone talking about epic SNL sketches? Nothing.

[@funkmike]

It also makes me miss the days of landline phones...

[@smolderinganus6909]

We should wiretap newborns so in like 150 years we'll know the truth about everything.

[@TheCamcamTV]

More Cameos in this than a Marvel movie

[@btaylor545]

Cameren Ceniceros I definitely got that vibe and it was pretty great.

[@NJ-wb1cz]

Adam Sandler was awesome here!

[@cadavra8]

He wasn't in this.

[@thefractured_butwhole]

cadavra8 Hahahahaha! He meant Ben Stiller.

[@jasonshelton9786]

This opening made Infinity War look like...justice league

[@matrakas4]

Trump, Pence, Cohen, Giuliani, Ivanka, Jared, Sarah, Stormy, etc; this was the Infinity War of sketches. Unnaturally colored villain included.

[@TechnicolorGent]

matrakas4 oh yes!

[@alberto-gj5oi]

Lmao!!..good one..very true

[@InverseAgonist]

Plus ScarJo in both

[@KevinP32270]

matrakas4 LOLOL

[@duwaine96]

matrakas4 Nice 👌

[@NighTMare-gv8gz]

Well, I think we can all say this has aged beautifully.

[@cinnyminnie]

You beat me to it! This was a great rewatch

[@penzotoko6619]

That makeup artist deserves a raise. Turning beautiful Kate into that troll is nothing short of magnificient.

[@brodiebligh4828]

i dont know if your kidding but thats Alec Baldwin, pretty sure

[@bars0922]

@@brodiebligh4828 i think he means rudy.

[@brodiebligh4828]

Jumar Rey Barola oh

[@007nadineL]

What make up?

[@tinkerbelltinkerbell1003]

Trumpster Rabbit jumps hole to hole ...

[@danecarpenter8735]

It's funny he just mentioned "My Cousin Vinnie" seeing how Rudy brought that up in a press conference nearly 2 years and 6 months after this.

[@m7floyd]

And his witness in Michigan thought she was Marisa Tomei! lol

[@stevelong5690]

Thats were Rudi got it from.

[@MrKenimora]

OMG THE REAL STORMY WAS THERE I JUMPED HAHAH

[@rydastyle9875]

KENIA MORALES same here! This whole skit was epic!!!!

[@maximumoccupancy]

That was Kate McKinnon. She is very versatile and really gets into the character.

[@cosmonaut379]

KENIA MORALES not the first time someone has jumped at her appearance

[@jeffii9890]

Trial n' Error She's not retired. lol I know, I know.

[@jeffii9890]

KENIA MORALES She's in the thumbnail, though.

[@danielberkowitz3524]

This aged like fine wine.

[@kathrynbrister9184]

Convicted on all 34 counts!

[@tinkerbelltinkerbell1003]

LOCK HIM UP ALREADY !!

[@kimlarson-lm9tx]

This was the exact comment I was about to post.

[@UberLummox]

You know it! Take Out The TR45H 2024💙

[@redtyrant3106]

Came here to post exactly this.

[@VC-xj1fs]

Those FBI dudes are hilarious.

[@kn9ioutom]

Trumpster replaced Elliot Ness with Barr Toad .

[@joeblog2672]

Funny seeing the guy who plays Eric Trump in many skits as one of the FBI guys here.

[@Halff_elf]

Chris Redd. :)

[@duanedaxalexander]

They had no lines and were amazing lol

[@Michaelartzer]

I'm still flabbergasted. A pornstar just gave the SNL live cold opening. This is everything I didn't know I needed.

[@tansywoods8947]

Michael Artzer And she really did it well! She certainly is a good sport.

[@afvro75]

She was amazing!!!👏👏👏👏

[@WonLotto100M]

Michael Artzer Trump has set the bar so low ...... anything goes

[@lindalyte354]

Lone Wolf / Well Said👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@mikehike596]

_"Trump has set the bar so low ...... anything goes"_ ... Far be it for me to defend Trump, but this is one thing Trump should not be blamed for. Why should people who appear in porn be treated as pariahs? "Everyone" watches porn, and yet porn people are regarded as near-criminals, simply because "everyone" likes to regard her/himself as "moral." In this case, it was *society* that has set the bar low ever since Hugh Hefner broke through with _Playboy_ , and perhaps one other good outcome from the Stormy matter is that society members will develop greater tolerance, and stop being as hypocritical regarding those who appear in pornography.

[@mariaashot5648]

This will go down in history as one of the very best SNL openings ever -- top 5! Thank you, everyone! Thank you, Stormy!

[@221b-Maker-Street]

I also think Matt Damon's Brett Kavanaugh CO is sublime.

[@gacj2010]

That fool Baldwin won't...after he horsed around and killed that woman

[@janedern34]

Even better today😂

[@thetruthfornow6045]

Maria you are a prophet. Any stock tips.

[@jameskirk796]

Stormy the porn star

[@tasetihasante6331]

THE TWO FBI AGENTS HAD THE BEST LINES 😅

[@thetinman7371]

The FBI Agents was pretty good they like what da heck😂

[@MythicTyrant]

A star studded cast complete with the real Stormy. This sketch was EPIC!

[@kareemsc9913]

MythicTyrant aw you spoiled it lmao

[@unnamedny]

Wait until Trump resigns, this will be in history books.

[@1BadSavage]

MythicTyrant epic?try desperate

[@1BadSavage]

MythicTyrant Trump isn't going anywhere lol...SAD

[@mikebledsoe2315]

*The real ( . )( . ) Stormy Daniels*

[@robertfeight1205]

As catastrophically horrendous this whole fiasco is, this bit was quite hilarious. One of the funniest I've seen on SNL in years.

[@carschmn]

Robert Feight pretty much sums up the whole mess.

[@marticuevas5098]

Possibly the only "positive" in this presidency is hilarious late night comedy. I remember SNL being funny during the first Iraq war as well. Too bad we NEED this type of comedic relief, and worse, the skits sound less exaggerated, and are way too close to the truth. Similarly, the current administration has stolen Andy Borowitz' "fire." Down is up and up is down.

[@blackpillrising3164]

It ain’t funny it’s gobshyte for sheeple.

[@protorhinocerator142]

Oh yeah I forgot about her. Stormy Daniel. 2008's "We got Trump this time". 5:55 Also the only hooker in the country who doesn't know what to say when someone asks her what she's wearing.

[@CancerousZit]

And just like that...Democrats brought back the 1918 pandemic, the 1929 depression, the 1968 race riots and the 1972 gas lines. Congratulations Joe Biden. Job well done.

[@benholston5039]

One day some high school civics teacher is gonna show this sketch to their class and none of those kids are gonna believe any of this was based on reality

[@Psychol-Snooper]

It literally is... >.>

[@sharongerlach8792]

Seriously, you can't make this stuff up

[@oedipusvv]

Ben Holston thats sad but educational

[@83croissant]

Haha it's cute that you think that there will be a functioning public education system in the future...

[@paddleduck5328]

Can you imagine if we had SNL during Nixon? They’d definitely be playing clips today!

[@bigsleepla]

Stormy's warning was sooo prophetic! It took six years, but still right on the money.

[@DawnDavidson]

Right??? Absolutely prophetic. Brilliant sketch. One for the ages for sure!

[@bigden31]

Right on the money she was court ordered to pay President Trump?

[@judioregan4210]

That was f***ing BRILLIANT!! 😂😂😂 What a masterstroke getting Ben Stiller to play Cohen crapping his pants! And the FBI chaps XD! How Scarlett kept a straight face with Jimmy's hysterical take on Jared is beyond me. 😂 Sheer bloody genius!👍 HAHAHA! 😄😂😅👏👏👏

[@christophernewman8556]

Judi O'Regan Thank you I kept on thinking it was John Stewart but something weird about him. I forgot about Ben Stiller.

[@christinadoxstader1787]

Easy because Jimmy isn't funny, what's more surprising is the Jimmy didn't laugh

[@Volvican]

But ... but... Fallon actually had skin colour. It looked like there was blood in his veins. So inaccurate.

[@jimlahey854]

Remember that time jimmy giggled like a little girl with Trump on his show? I 'memba.

[@endthefedproblemsolved6138]

this isn funny . it aint shit compared to mad tv

[@ariloveshouse]

I know everyone was freaking out over Jimmy and Scarlett but I was way more excited over Martin Short as Trump's doctor. What a treat!!!

[@cachickadee]

moonwalkingthroughlife ...Thanks, I didn’t know who that was.

[@Jecoopster]

Who is Martin Short?

[@KarnRulez]

moonwalkingthroughlife I was hoping to see Eric and Don Jr.

[@rebeccasabet2802]

Please tell me you are not serious. Only one of the greatest cast members snl and sctv ever produced

[@ColoringKaria]

I was actually more freaking out over the real Stormy! I saw the celebrity cameos but this, I did not see the real stormy coming for donald! You know he watches this show religiously.

[@I_O246]

I hope Ben Stiller can be a regular for Michael Cohen.(can’t believe Martin short, jimmy Fallon and scarlet are in this 😂) this sketch was ultimately the best I’ve seen in a while.

[@ammccoy2142]

Thanks, I was looking for Martin Short's name to show up.

[@Logan_Baron]

Ah Martin Short. I was watching that and thinking "I know who that is, but can't place them under the make up" had to go back and watch it again.

[@ammccoy2142]

I recognised him, and just a note: his mother's maiden name is Hayter, same last name as my children so possibly related....

[@VianneyCreates]

Martin Short? The guy who played Bornstein...was Beck Bennett, no?

[@lisakaplan9007]

Beck Bennett played Pence. The doc was Martin Short.

[@trooper999]

Convicted of all 34 charges...six years later!🎉🍾🎉 This skit is frkn hilarious 😂🤣😂

[@ninaalfa797]

I laughed so hard when Jimmy Fallon opened his mouth oh my god 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kinvo1982able]

nina alfa he Mickey Mouse was ...😂😂😂😂

[@rvpstudiosstudios1028]

Why did Jimmy sound like Mickey Mouse?

[@hcpsdaviesrp]

Props to ScarJo for keeping it together with Jimmy going full Cardi B behind her 😂

[@TheDBZCollector]

I'm surprised Jimmy didn't laugh

[@vibechan4887]

Sup with her face. She have a stroke

[@amandaford9969]

Vibe Chan mimicking ivanka’s perpetual smirk

[@PeterOla1122]

@Texan Distributist saying "okrrrrr"

[@ardishorwich4601]

I had to run that part back several times.

[@mybizz3157]

This is Omarosa and I am still pissed off..😂😂😂😂

[@GingerJacksonSpeakzTruth]

😂😂😂

[@catdoglover8301]

😂😂😂

[@mouse3962]

🤣🤣

[@bnsfrail6949]

Sounds like my wife!

[@3amDayDreamer]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pmi74m]

After 6 years, this sketch is still great, prophetic, incredibly funny, and satisfying, seeing the real final outcome of this whole story!!

[@dr.manhattan7283]

This was the ONLY time I felt comfortable watching something that had Stormy Daniels in it with my mom next to me

[@c.s.7266]

Dr. Manhattan Lmfmo!

[@SpamSpam]

Dr. Manhattan , your comment makes me wonder how many times you've watched something that had Stormy Daniels in it with your mom next to you 😂

[@Shotleejoe]

😂

[@escueme]

Well there's a plot for a new scene!

[@cesararias2165]

Dr. Manhattan , LOL

[@markdaniels7174]

Great bunch of cameos, particularly STORMY DANIELS who (deservedly) got the most applause. It’s so great that she’s in this!

[@lurklingX]

i just saw this and that made me OOOOOO SHITTTT out loud. had no idea she cameo'd snl!!

[@p4our587]

Hell yeah! Stormy is the best!

[@jakobvarney9357]

And a murderer is in this !!! Baldwin is a clown

[@sachinchandrashekar5872]

Stop making Stormy a hero. She just made money and fame from this.

[@DevDog1108]

@@sachinchandrashekar5872Found the Trump voter, LOL

[@AncientEsper]

With all the cameos it feels like an avengers movie 😂

[@donaldball3245]

Well, it DOES include Natasha Romanoff as Ivanka...

[@andysanchez1215]

@@donaldball3245black widow! 😂

[@sixfigureskibum]

this has aged very well like fine wine

[@battlesanta1498]

Its shockingly accurate

[@jpw5820]

It has aged well. Remember when Trump was considered a loon for claiming he was being wire-tapped, but then the investigation vindicated him? Many such cases.

[@gregsouls2666]

Probably because the same writers are writing the reality TV you're watching thinking it's real life.

[@jv-lk7bc]

eerily. PS thats not why Donald Trump was considered a loon. One of the reasons was that he thought he'd get away with it forever, the law would never catch up to him.

[@FocusedVoices]

TRULY

[@lordemed1]

4 yrs later, this skit is better than ever!

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Starhub M1

[@harPerhawk]

3/30 grand jury indictment just came in. I’m cracking a beer

[@dirtcycle1773]

Alec Baldwin is a Killer actor

[@missella7339]

@@harPerhawk I had a bottle of champagne chilled and waiting! Cheers!🥂🍺

[@lindajackson2382]

Especially now that they've indicted the Little Weasel!

[@nataliealfera7225]

Marvel: infinity war is the most ambitious crossover event in history Me:

[@strangewayfaringstranger]

You what? You blank? lol

[@timesink8947]

Hey at least we didn't get a "hold my beer"

[@sirjanapaudel1537]

Natalie Alfera

[@hackman669]

As long as they keep DC and Marvel separate I'm fine with it.

[@ramirezproductions0826]

I agree. This, along with the democratic debate opening from the Eddie Murphy episode, has to be one of the most ambitious and epic SNL crossovers of all time.

[@Observer-cp4if]

LOL the FBI guys are hilarious and they didn't even say a thing!

[@TJSolod_Author]

Jon Lee I was rolling

[@Freygunnr]

My favorite part! Probably true to life!

[@Galacticfury1991]

I know, their facial expressions were my favorite part of the sketch xD

[@joedufour8188]

We should all donate popcorn to the FBI.

[@buddyharjo2337]

Dub cry froth no piggy ion junction huh hippo hippo Schiff Kucinich high though finch ill kd oncologist l

[@homealoneuniverse1221]

34 felony convictions. That's one hell of a storm, Stormy. Thank you for your courage.

[@ussstropicana]

Will be repealed.

[@lawrencetheexplorence4049]

“Hey Michael, how’s prison?” “Give it a couple of weeks” -posted 12/12/18-

[@parkerxjr]

prophetic

[@davidzamora2312]

Ed=$@r

[@killer070911]

wow man

[@jbagger331]

For tax evasion...

[@MisssKayy]

@thisguy is he out?

[@MrSunlander]

That will be a classic moment decades from now....

[@westtell4]

its fun you think we will be here decades from now

[@justainchoe]

Half a decade later, the trial is here.

[@FrankBenlin]

Yep. Just five years and it's already a classic.

[@leogama3422]

more than never

[@LG-cq4dy]

@@westtell4 still here for the time being, just wanting that storm to be everlasting for DJT, jury deliberating soon.

[@mdudegamer]

Man, that's a lot of guest appearances in one cold open.

[@iceposeidon8482]

mdudegamer they’re really trying hard to get democratic voters! You can see the right is winning. The Right is right

[@said8784]

The Right is racist. Or at least okay with them.

[@LardGreystoke]

The right is too dumb to get jokes.

[@redpeppershakers]

the right is feeling threatened

[@iceposeidon8482]

Sounds like trolls commenting the same exact words like literal sheep copying each others footsteps. We’re fine and I’m willing to bet cash money on that, are you, liberals? Want to bet $20,000 that trump will be re elected in 2020 and our guns are here to stay and he’ll never get indicted or impeached? Put your money where your mouth is

[@stephenbarrette610]

‘The storms a-coming baby’ - let’s hope so in the next few weeks. Truly epic cold opening.

[@kimberleyporter985]

Yup. Like anybody will believe a super spreader. 🙄

[@prall0915]

​​​@@kimberleyporter985Super spreader? This is SNL. This show has been on for over 40 years. So what the hell are you talking about?

[@kimberleyporter985]

@@prall0915 I'll let you guess because you're so smart. 😘

[@prall0915]

@kimberleyporter985. Oh, a Trump supporter. So you're one of the stupid spreaders. I'm always amazed how you people never do your homework on this guy. Try going back 30 or 40 years. Nothing has changed with this guy. And no SNL was quite popular long before Trump.

[@Whocareslol420]

​@@kimberleyporter985 You're not as smart as you think, sweetie

[@U2FanSanFran]

How does Kate McKinnon play EVERYBODY in SNL and does it so damn well! And is so Hilarious!

[@TheSdistasio]

She doesn’t play everybody well, just men. She’s really good at playing a boy.

[@mbk4700]

Cuz shees the Reel Deal. *****

[@TheBasher-_-]

Talent.

[@derail14]

she's talented and awesome.

[@andreisopon4615]

What you on about? That was Rudy Giuliani.

[@kingkryptonite0]

There was no need for someone to play Stormy, she played herself and I loved every moment. I loved this shit

[@janetownley]

King Kryptonite I wasn’t sure if that was another great impersonation!!

[@kingkryptonite0]

i never said that. usually SNL cast members portray celebs. she was just funny here. anyone who bashes trump cuz he's fucking stupid is great in my book lol

[@DChap]

Better actor than Jimmy Fallon

[@Lucy-fn9rj]

fauxbro1983 What does her doing porn have to do with it? If anything, it makes me respect her more- she's a successsful businesswoman.

[@bsymissy]

fauxbro1983 are you mad cause Monica lewenski affair dosn't even compair to a porn star

[@DPowered2]

Reminds me of that episode of bobs burgers where that bank robber asked if the police could hear their conversation and the police was like "no we can't hear you keep talking" XD

[@kurtwicklund3218]

With an SNL connection ... Bill Hader does the voice for the robber character.

[@christinaarmani3122]

The storm came today!!!!!! It took six long years but it was well worth the wait!!!!

[@anthonycoleman6213]

It was great how they pulled that off on live television. They must have rehearsed it hundreds of times.

[@Johny40Se7en]

Awesome, especially for keeping straight faces throughout. Scarlett Johansson was DYING to laugh 😅😂

[@a.e.jabbour5003]

@@UnReelComedy Even while I have immense respect for Scarlett, I totally thought she was gonna lose it there. :). I have no idea how she managed, honestly.

[@UnReelComedy]

@@a.e.jabbour5003 lmao

[@CancerousZit]

And just like that...Democrats brought back the 1918 pandemic, the 1929 depression, the 1968 race riots and the 1972 gas lines. Congratulations Joe Biden. Job well done.

[@varunemani]

Cotton to the ear. Always works better than most people think.

[@azharazhari5779]

Who's person that she's playing? I don't recognize American politician

[@community1949]

The Ivanka and Jared part is absolutely hilarious - Kushner DOES have a very, very high voice for a man.

[@petracampbell2907]

Nancy Desch It’s not surprising. Jared Kushner is one of the most feminine looking men I’ve ever seen. I doubt he can grow facial hair. Such smooth skin.

[@CashCowz962]

Ivanka wasnt pale enofffff

[@the_auditor1017]

Yeah he’s a total beta

[@rickkeeton9246]

Nancy Desch He should switch voices with Laura Ingraham from Faux Fake News, she sounds like a man 👨

[@syncsummit]

He doesn’t have a high voice. Seriously.

[@thunderverna]

Cecily Strong as Melania😂😂😂 "but could she testify,if she wanted to??"

[@lisadavis9535]

Or could she just abandon DT to his miserable fate?? Like she did during this trial? LOL!!

[@jv-lk7bc]

@@lisadavis9535 she was going to... what? hang around at a trial about her husband cheating on her?

[@jorgeo.e3211]

Daaam it was one of the best cold opens in SNL history... A++

[@nea415]

Kate as Rudy...epic! 😂😂😂😂

[@daveinindy]

This is a commercial break ... right Toots?

[@elizabethlestrad5282]

An incredible talent to be sure.

[@cvonbarron]

Kate McKinnon rocks.

[@joanodaly4464]

Who played dr. ?

[@billmcgahey1926]

as someone else suggested elsewhere, i would love to have it been gilbert godfried.

[@SWatson410]

I'm watching this 4 years after the fact and it's aged very well.

[@billshiff2060]

Like a fine WHINE you man.

[@chasesmith3041]

Alec shot and killed a woman… nothing is worse then that and he’s going to go to jail for negligence.

[@stanbyme7874]

@@chasesmith3041 Alec made a Commercial plane late with all passengers aboard because he was playing Words with Friends & refused to put down his phone. His karma? Marrying that weird, lying baby machine & being stuck with too many kids to leave😂

[@myspotmyrules3048]

I don’t think it ever gets old. Trump gives material every time he opens his pig mouth.

[@turnleftrighthere2605]

Right? I can’t stop laughing 💚

[@Puzekat2]

It took five years for the Storm to come, but the trial begins today.

[@michaelstephenson4517]

Exactly.

[@emrecck]

Yes! 🙏🏻

[@Ransomhandsome]

Name the crime ... I'll wait. #politicallawfare

[@Ron-Ayres]

@@Ransomhandsome 🤡

[@bigden31]

And the Storm completely fizzled out.

[@arkady714]

One of the best cold openings this show has ever done. The rhythm, the acting, the wise cracks, the excellent cameos. This absolutely rocks.

[@NazriB]

Lies again? World Cup

[@dokskwyr4353]

Agreed.

[@CancerousZit]

And just like that...Democrats brought back the 1918 pandemic, the 1929 depression, the 1968 race riots and the 1972 gas lines. Congratulations Joe Biden. Job well done.

[@monicakelly9622]

The writing!

[@kathleenbarthelemy3850]

Hilarious, but all so true!

[@LouieManza]

Who would think that after 4 years this story is even more relevant than before?

[@lurklingX]

it's wild

[@billshiff2060]

I Love knowledge but Despise ignorance, racism and intolerance for things that are different... except when I do it.

[@jeremywatts8134]

Exactly…who in America thinks?

[@chasesmith3041]

Alec shot and killed somebody nuff said nothing is worse then that.

[@Madhur102]

Trump is like cocaine. He never stops.

[@chrisjacksonuk]

Is there anything that Kate can't do. Omfg this episode is the best, jimmy sounds like Mickey Mouse 😂

[@glendale6]

Looked like scarlett johansson?

[@chrisjacksonuk]

glendale6 it was, a packed cold open 😀👍🏿

[@FallenGemini]

If you are think that Kate played both Ivanka and Rudy Giuliani, she didn't. She was the only the latter. Scarlett Johansson was Ivanka. Kate has those crazy eyes.

[@chrisjacksonuk]

Fallen Gemini lol I knew that, it’s because she does a few characters of the administration, and she makes them hilarious

[@roxxbee2525]

chrisjacksonuk o

[@jolenealaska]

Perhaps the most finely-aged skit in SNL history. Get him, Stormy, get him!!

[@bashful_michael]

So many people were in this! Hilarious Cold Open.

[@meberto12345]

Nice cold opening!!!

[@imacg5]

Simon James Everyone loves Donald (Glover)

[@keb7066]

Biggest cross over event in history

[@dr_tlmk]

"Hilari...?" LOCK HER UP! MAGA! MAGA! :)

[@UltraThunder007]

Minh Tran Huh?

[@yapdog]

The only messed up thing about this skit? It's real.

[@JTNugget]

Only if you're stupid enough to believe every conspiracy theory CNN reports.

[@ocdgaming5791]

JTNugget Hey, half the stuff was from a FOX interview. Just sayin’

[@yapdog]

@JTNugget -- I don't have to believe CNN, I can just watch FOX. In any case, how're Pizzagate, Benghazi, and Uranium One coming along, hm? Did you get Hillary impeached from office yet, hm? Well, didja?

[@ocdgaming5791]

Shingo Sawatari/HGX Knowledge isn’t so common among Trump supporters.

[@samvogel4179]

dude says "dont listen to conspiracies, but then references pizzagate. im dead ahahahaha.

[@michaeljordan9879]

And the FBI listening in looking like "are these idiots really making it this easy?" Uh...YES!

[@LisaMichele]

loved that part 😂

[@shadowunifer]

I straight up died at that part

[@ijdgaf323]

Just like real life

[@philturner8281]

Mike Jordan ...that part was absolutely HILARIOUS!!!

[@kurogiza]

She wasn't lying was she? The Storm came through, and it is glorious!

[@jamesdragonforce]

Too bad he could be a dictator soon.

[@jadecovehealing5636]

I never saw this skit before. It's definitely in the running for one of the best SNL skits of all time.

[@declanfitzpatrick6747]

Can't believe you never saw it. Watched it now and cried with the laughter. Thing is I have already seen it 3 times. Watch it again and then off to don pauly

[@georgec7899]

ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!!!!!!

[@dlc2112dlc]

​@@declanfitzpatrick6747this is the best of all time. SNL will never do better. They should cancel the show now.

[@PaulMarceau]

All their good skits seem like the best skit ever at the time. But yeah this one is great, especially the timing. EDIT: Wait what, this is 5 years old?

[@Ashni1]

It’s even better today. So much better.

[@Offmedication]

Ok, Let's say it all together: Kate Mckinnon can do anything!!

[@tansywoods8947]

FilmsFor SMARTpeople She's a chameleon.

[@LC-uz6em]

OMG Can't she? She is brilliant!

[@jodrickvmosley]

FilmsFor SMARTpeople I will shine with a co-worker the other day that I felt like she should have been the third head writer on SNL

[@CheeseReaper22]

She's like the Lon Chaney of women. She's incredible.

[@phillipdavidhaskett7513]

You mean that wasn't really Rudy G.?

[@Public_Domain_Guy]

Omg they seriously got stormy to do this... Lmao trolling the President like a goddess

[@kostianjano6952]

just like Monica Lewinsky in 90s

[@lanapavlenko1835]

It is so funny! I am watching it today in 2024, with Donald Trump sitting in the courtroom and Michael Cohen and Stormy are about to testify on Trump in his hush money case.

[@missella7339]

#TrumpIsGuilty

[@marmar7835]

They actually got Stormy Daniels. I AM DECEASED

[@michaelaweber1472]

Yeah, that made it much funnier

[@juancantin5238]

Stormy Daniels AND Donald Trump

[@garyturner5790]

@@juancantin5238 Sorry the thought of that puts me off my lunch.

[@TRVBAL]

It’s not that hard. I’m sure you have 20$ in your pocket, too.

[@brettgreene1476]

Stormy Daniels is FAF (fit as fcuk) 😍😍😍)

[@jessef3079]

Excellent! Every time Donald opens his mouth he gives birth to another SNL parody.

[@dreemsnake1]

I know. When trump loses, the writers will have to go back to work!

[@yonahliebesman6149]

dreemsnake1 he ain’t gonna lose I hate him he’s terrible but he’s stopping the blue from voting

[@metalxmommy1]

Yonah Liebesman no he is not blue is ready to get him the hell outta the White House.

[@dannyperrez9120]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/jZPSq3d4gptqors&noapp=1

[@19leeryan]

I want a sniffing and dementia episode for sleepy Joe.

[@JSythe]

1:08 Who is watching this after Rudy's hair dye sweat press conference where he referenced "My Cousin Vinny?"

[@Smartercow]

The hair dye part wasnt even the worst. At one point blowed his nose with a handkerchief then proceeded to wipe his mouth and face with the same side of cloth. Fucking gross 🤢🤢🤢

[@frankgrimes1512]

@@Smartercow yea that was pretty nasty

[@aaronTNGDS9]

Yep---watching right now. What a riot!!

[@MoejiiOsmanTV]

Me ahaha I can't wait till snl do a multiple skits for a DECADE on the after election shinanigans... They've got material for years just off the back of drumfs dillusional rants on losing the election, Rudy guiliani's dripping hair dye, that one lawyer claiming to have a "firehouse hose" of evidence from the zombie corpse of Hugo Chavez AND MILIANI about to divorce this fool ahahahaha

[@SpukiTheLoveKitten75]

@@MoejiiOsmanTV And that landscape biz! As awful as Trump and Co. have been they have provided a TON of great unintentional comedy!

[@sixfigureskibum]

"And then after all the dust settled, America realized freedom was saved by a porn star. " Snoopy

[@agrey832]

This was like Infinity War for SNL, and i love it!! 😳😳😂😂🙌🙌

[@jonathantorres5356]

Thought the same thing!!

[@troymcclure681]

You have poor taste in humor

[@maxamadcali204]

agrey832 4

[@kendomyers]

agrey832 And Scarlet Johansson was in both

[@ALICEtateCRUZ]

SportDiver 2 ha

[@spacemountain5624]

Jimmy Fallon didn't crack for once

[@ms.q7445]

Bor Solo I think Jimmy was the best bit--though in a realm of stiff competition of which lines write themselves best, Jared’s voice is raw comedy platinum. Though Kate’s eyes and the groovy doctor were also great...And--Yes, I would still give up all this to see the Trump catastrophe era finally finish. Comedy will never be the same but we all have to sacrifice for the good of the Nation.

[@jhlove82]

shocking!

[@trysometruth]

@@ms.q7445 Well said.. except Trump almost made the Trump Catastrophe Era NEVER END.

[@twonumber22]

lmao @ the FBI cut scene

[@meganhussey972]

The storm arrived--guilty as charged:)

[@jacobjorgenson9285]

And now he is sure to be president 🤷‍♂️

[@asifkhan4822]

An amazing bunch of people in this SNL cold open including Stormy Daniels herself. A storm is coming.

[@zander3045]

Coffee is for closers iiiiiiii

[@avoqado89]

When it's all said & done, we have our cast for the Trump movie right here.

[@chudyrobert4788]

kate mckinnon's attention to detail in rudy's hand movements were amazing...

[@kittyandthekatz8046]

Kate's Rudy is amazing!

[@renatocosta8315]

The opening was perfect with stars like Stiller, Fallon, Scarlett and of course Stormy this was the best opening skit to parody on the Trunp administration.

[@SoaringTrumpet]

Don't forget Martin Short!

[@NJ-wb1cz]

Renato Costa, that's not real Stormy, that's Stephanie Clifford playing Stormy

[@STSWB5SG1FAN]

But Stormy is Stephanie, or is Stephanie Stormy 🤔❓ Who cares I'd do them both 😁❗

[@mayaswaminathan8023]

"This is Omarosa and I am still pissed"- best line ever!

[@BryanRobson89]

Maya Swaminathan funnily enough I’m sure there’s a lot of people who did not know who or what that was about lol

[@trnharris]

Maya Swaminathan That was the best LOL

[@mayaswaminathan8023]

Omarosa is so funny.

[@crystalpope2451]

Mike Pence saying "I was told this is a party line with no questions asked" is pretty good, too.

[@mayaswaminathan8023]

Crystal Pope definitely! I just felt like the Omarosa line was not as appreciated as it should have been.

[@ellenjo86324]

Martin Short! OMG! Jimmy Fallon as Jared Kushner with that Mickey Mouse voice! Hahaha! I am dying. I love everyone in this.

[@rebeccaann5364]

This is so hilarious. 🤣

[@danielreiman4446]

every one makes a mistakes @sbmphrm fine with him now lets get this wall built so we can effectively stop the tunneling

[@charchar541]

Yes 😂😂

[@rma6070]

Stormy made a category 5 hurricane!🌀

[@tracyavent-costanza346]

she did warn that a storm was comin'.

[@sGirl-ny9xj]

Why is no one talking about Cecily's impression? It was a trip!

[@sendyeaster8400]

Ikr

[@benmiller7410]

Kate McKinnon is like a chameleon...she can play ANYONE flawlessly

[@tth740]

I know, love that gal. She nailed the rudy giuliani crazy eyes.

[@shawnullerup6844]

Narlanx She WAS that Nosferatu, wasn't she?

[@CanItAlready]

Matt Holub Loony Giuliani

[@BigBadJerryRogers]

From outta nowhere....RUDY! So good, she is....

[@jmm5510]

Okclaaaay! Jimmy killed me with that Cardi thing! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The whole skit was harlarious!

[@AccessoriesAddict5528]

Janice Mack Okurrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

[@MikeR773]

This skit has aged like fine wine in 2024.

[@Bunkeralpha]

"I've never been so scared and horny at the same time!" That line got me laughing hard.

[@hackman669]

Can I use that one? Sounds funny and odd at the same time.

[@Tiburon876]

What a classic line for All times .. FUCKING hilarious and it's all a TRUE story for the times

[@CancerousZit]

And just like that...Democrats brought back the 1918 pandemic, the 1929 depression, the 1968 race riots and the 1972 gas lines. Congratulations Joe Biden. Job well done.

[@frankielandt8990]

Kate is awesome at playing old creepy white dudes.

[@danarahman6281]

Arin Landt she is jeff sessions LMFAO😁😁😁😁

[@chykim1]

Kate's just awesome!! Soo talented.

[@anitahuie1145]

Love Kate.

[@Nathan-hs2ut]

Racist.

[@anitahuie1145]

@@Nathan-hs2ut Thank you. Happy new year.

[@robertcarldecker]

At first I thought it was Amy Poehler playing Stormy Daniels; but then I realized it was the *real* Stormy Daniels in this cold open!

[@katwillny]

I woudnt know how she looks like.... ahem.

[@johncritch6812]

Yeah sure

[@kn9ioutom]

POTUS also has Mushroom sized brain .

[@ErutaniaRose]

I love that she did this. She a QUEEN.

[@arushilovesmusic]

@@aronpollak4660 Hahahaah True :P

[@Skeeders]

Thank you Stormy!

[@UserInterface00]

The Infinity War of SNL Cold Opens! Brilliant!

[@jorgemartinez42069]

In that it is a cliche-filled marketing vehicle to sell toys to children and merch to manchildren? I didn't get that impression about SNL at all.

[@TheNeilBernardShow]

Except Infinity War was funny

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

Martin Short doing a combo of Trump's "doctor" and Jerry Lewis is LOL!

[@JIF882]

"Hey lady!"

[@kareemsc9913]

That’s the best Giuliani Impersonation they could’ve done

[@IneedJesusandGod]

I CANT BELIEVE IVE NEVER SEEN THIS UNTIL NOW! OMG THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS OF ALL TIMES! 😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@RC-ku8pr]

SAME HERE 😅😅😅

[@hrhjiddah2016]

Same😂

[@Anthony-zt1zs]

Jimmy's Jared Kushner is hilarious, because nobody know what he sounds like. Lol!

[@MalenkyGoblin]

Jared's voice sounds like a teenage boy's voice cracking, Jimmy nailed it.

[@akilasmith6063]

Cap One he does have a high pitched voiced.

[@actuasco]

He had a press conference a while back. He's does sound like a boy.

[@katedougherty925]

I did hear him speak once, and he does sound pretty much like that!

[@jesuscruz5662]

Jared sounds like a young Michael Cera

[@bennettcraine2653]

"A storms a-comin' baby" It took awhile but it finally arrived!!!!!

[@jhlove82]

Pence - party line with no questions asked! LOL

[@bluevictory1010]

jhlove82 😂

[@MilesOrton]

What was the reference to? I didnt quite get it

[@deedledumb790]

Anybody that uptight is hiding something.

[@JumpingJesus4]

I had to see this again! Today was Stormy 's first day at the witness stand. The Storm's not acoming, baby, the Storm is here!

[@jpw5820]

Oh yeah? Is it "Mueller time" again? you guys will get a win someday.

[@sardonicus76]

@@jpw5820 Did Charlie Brown ever get to kick the football? Did Wile E. Coyote ever catch the Roadrunner? Did Joe Biden ever read what was on the teleprompter without making a complete fool of himself? Pause. You have to give the Dems credit for their delusional, Quixotic consistency. No matter how many times they fail, no matter how embarrassing their attempts may be, they never give up. Just like Captain Ahab, they’ll pursue the Great White (Orange?) Whale with blind, impotent rage until he finally drags them to the bottom of the sea. Donald Trump broke their brains in 2016 and they will never, ever recover from that. Fifty years from now, they’ll be sitting in their wheelchairs down at Shady Acres, staring blankly out the window and muttering his name as they fill their Depends.