MICHAEL JACKSON | MISHEARD LYRICS COMPILATION

[@InvincibleFedora]

Please don't take it so seriously. This is just for fun. I could never offend Michael, I'm a big fan. I'm sorry if any of these made you uncomfortable.

[@InvincibleFedora]

PYT remix 2008

[@zashi2004]

MJ Apple Head cool!!! Thx for loving my Comment!!!! U make my day😊😊😊

[@InvincibleFedora]

Stanford Pines Money

[@bunny4416]

MJ Apple Head Good that you've pinned this comment. So nobody won't get confused or maybe get angry.

[@tonka7805]

MJ Apple Head oh ok i thought you were being serious

[@OliviaSelby1]

“Oprah is out to kill” OMg 😂

[@Carolina-rf1xn]

Okay so it turned out to be true...we-

[@Cutejess2407]

😮😮

[@nassayourfav3109]

Wait did he actually said that

[@patrykplaysgames5814]

She betrayed him

[@gg_lovesmusic8103]

I KNEW IT Was her!!!! 🤣

[@yvngblvdsvcca6]

" my baby broke my heart and left with jermaine"😂😂😂

[@Manidoitdabesttt]

that reminds me Whitney Houston and Jermaine Jackson

[@bryanlima9566]

It's even funnier during the Victory Tour with Jermaine right there 😂😂😂

[@rekapinter4894]

"Who is it Is it my brother?" 😅

[@0o0Vanilla0o0]

'WHO STOLE THE FRIES!' that got me omg 😂😂😂😂

[@quasiiiii]

0o0Vanilla0o0 JOEY HOW FUCKING LONG IS THE FRIES😂😂😂😃😂😂😀💀💀💀

[@jayceessillysunshinechanne2624]

Lol

[@callmehsillyxlazy433]

Samee🤣🤣

[@benjidoesthings1175]

1:15 is more accurate than ever.

[@deadpoolthepsycho_________2428]

1:29 the funniest part for me, michael getting chased, and hearing someone say that behind him.

[@MsYukizomesorangejuice]

Fr 1:30 is the best part hands down

[@HWANGJUNHAOMoe]

WHAT!?!

[@nzixl]

CAN SOMEBODY LET THIS MAN PEE ALREADY

[@purplegurl79]

ovvnzixl 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@sp4rklyypuk3]

6:55 😂

[@edwinahummel4398]

😂😂😂

[@stormie1776]

And eatttt

[@violettethekawaii9417]

ik😂

[@chris348]

They thought they heard: *Virgins are the best* Actual line: *Your burdens I will bear*

[@anelamihajlovic4633]

Christopher Mealer there's a reason why they call it "misheard"

[@chris348]

Sims Girl I know....I was Dying typing it😂😂😂😂😂

[@anelamihajlovic4633]

Christopher Mealer Well u sure had me dying here😂

[@bigantable]

Christopher Mealer what I heard: *your burgers are the best*

[@will-kl4xo]

Christopher Mealer YOUR BURGERS ARE THE BEEESSST

[@TheHeavenlyBuddy]

0:13 - Linda Belcher 0:32 - Me when I go to my grandparent’s house 0:48 - When he asks me what we’re gonna do on our date 0:58 - When my sister complains about me getting first dibs on the bathroom when it’s really not that big a deal 1:30 - Me 1:36 - The Reddit national anthem 1:43 - When someone asks me why I love my mom 2:56 - Me in school 3:24 - Once again, me 4:14 - What I tell myself before any diet 5:16 - My theme song 5:28 - My theme song pt. 2 5:36 - Everyone else but me 5:48 - Spring in a nutshell 6:09 - A public service announcement to my brother: I’m sorry I’m bored

[@knightfallprotocol]

This deserves more likes. I was dying at every single one of them.

[@вєяє-к3щ]

TheHeavenlyBuddy 😂

[@darianlabrosciano]

TheHeavenlyBuddy a

[@clovertwerp7138]

I laughed so hard I cried at every single one of these lmao

[@crayzay925]

TheHeavenlyBuddy that last one is disturbing and fucked up.........the key ingredients to a perfect comment. Congrats

[@selcanaslan6586]

6:04 "Don’t go around breaking young girls arms" 😂😂😂

[@redwolfamy9714]

2:48 When Noah buys you a hamster because you said you’d take care of it.

[@zashi2004]

1:37 "Your Burgers are the best"😂😂😂😂

[@aporue5893]

HeE HeE!

[@hazsmoothwalker7458]

Stand up comedian told me that 😂

[@GreeneBones.]

It says virgins😂

[@habibal-aidroos8414]

"Virgins"

[@cristina-rt8hs]

HE'S ALSO THE KING OF MISHEARD LYRICS XD

[@jamestheredengineschannel9499]

and the king of pop music

[@septiceye_3706]

01:49 "I'm a living meme!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm officially DEAD! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cakomj6039]

ikr

[@ninc3d3m0n4]

When you leave your fries on the counter and your sibs are in the other room

[@hate9486]

1:14 ‘How does it feel to know that Oprah is out to kill’ I guess she is, but to Michael’s legacy.

[@DrasticFox2004]

Right as I was watching, I read this perfectly timed 😂

[@le00n13]

can you tell me the song's name, i can't find it 😭

[@hate9486]

@@le00n13 Yes! It’s the “Blood On The Dance Floor X Dangerous (The White Panda Mash-Up)”

[@le00n13]

@@hate9486thank you!

[@hate9486]

@ no problem 😊

[@Leannejlove]

"It's a wig." "pull my hair" 😭💀💀 these have me in tears

[@someoneontheinternet9583]

I love pizza! - Michael jackson

[@timeamajor2081]

He actually liked it tho

[@ak_buckets7962]

I mean who doesn't lol

[@vcvcf1896]

Cashier: _Welcome to Popeyes may I take you order?_ Michael Jackson: 0:56

[@Jane-lq5rk]

VCVCFans 0:57

[@mxstyyyy205]

Lol totally

[@thebestgachatuber_69]

You mean KFC lol

[@bhloretamischashagita6858]

I accidentally unlike your comments. Sorry

[@DrasticFox2004]

@@Jane-lq5rk Bro from a distance, *I thought your PFP was Michael Jackson pointing a Glock 17 at me 😂*

[@CaterThoas]

He really likes Nintendo

[@athanasiosdagaleas3702]

Lol yes

[@TigerBonez]

Michael: Don't stand out in the cold man! Me: Michael never fails to give great advice. Michael: Go home and cut your father! Me: ....

[@elenaveljkovic7173]

I tought of that too!

[@cambug6391]

Always eat twice

[@teletubbiessun1697]

1:05 So take my strong advice (just remember to always eat twice) 😂

[@Queen_MJfan]

Wtf?

[@Back2OneProductions]

'I want wine' Me too.

[@Back2OneProductions]

Human Nature

[@thatsamesmallyoutuberagain4904]

I drunk a whole bottle of that red wine weeks ago......

[@swaggbunny1502]

"I'm the living meme." Yes, yes you are, MJ.

[@amine9083]

« I want a prostitute » instead of « I wanna rock with you » never would’ve saw that... 😂😂

[@soap4780]

I wanna a barbecue! All night! Rock you into day... sunlight!

[@pyro9251]

5:27 me and the boys when a girl flirts with me

[@MargoIndigo]

*sprints* “michael i love your вυттнole” *sprinting intensifies*

[@Valentina-xu6ol]

3:12 me too Michael😂❤

[@feliciacoleman2954]

OK OK so WHAT 1:11

[@feliciacoleman2954]

And 1:22

[@feliciacoleman2954]

Lol 00:8

[@feliciacoleman2954]

0:08 lol what?

[@davidwolfejr7343]

5:16 and 5:27

[@sevvalkursun16]

Is there any chance these are actually the original lyrics and we fooled ourselves for years???!!

[@areyouscaredyet8492]

Then Michael would be even more of a weirdo to me (in good way)

[@Bipolarbear2022]

4:10 These days I can’t even go outside without saying this

[@yuily963]

"They got no place to pee. That's why I watch NINTENDO!"

[@aeonianbeam8599]

4:24 It's a wig!! Pull my hair!!! LMAO

[@areyouscaredyet8492]

What the hell do u mean Michael

[@samiam2003]

😂

[@mikeysbae7]

He actually wore a wig he was completely bald after the Pepsi incident

[@rekapinter4894]

Based on true story... unfortunately 😅😢

[@margaritaayala2466]

"It doesn't matter who stole the fries!" me: *dies of laughter* video: "EAT IT, EAT IT, EAT IT!" me: *still laying on the floor dead still laughing*

[@deliaradulescu6686]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dreamnotfound5869]

Lmao it's sounds like the lyrics come from weird al 😂

[@jazserB]

it wasnt that funny…

[@dreamnotfound5869]

@@jazserB ok 🙃

[@sam6210a]

I heard it as, "The chair is not my son" in billie jean

[@Straw_berri3]

‘I heard Billie Jean is not my mother he’s just a girl’ That’s what I thought when I was little

[@sheenasmith5120]

Me too

[@saylum.universe]

From the age of 3 until now I lowkey thought it was chair

[@XX-ts4ys]

I heard Billie Jean back my love. The first time I listened to the song

[@aporue5893]

always heard:''heavy hands turn to icecream''.

[@Akira-vj1ru]

0:39 Thus the song "Eat It" was born

[@tk17network22]

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC MADE THE PARODY

[@realswcreeper]

When you bring gum to school Random kid(s): 2:56

[@potatochips5868]

0:36 Best part

[@TigerBonez]

@Huey Freeman No, he was obviously on X-Box 360!

[@dalianagracesabuco4553]

DSAZURHEIR

[@artisticalex1206]

I agree but tbh I heard "This is why I don't watch nintendo"

[@randomabrar1921]

0:43 If the fries are stolen how will they just eat it??😂😂

[@clayongayle8870]

It makes sense. Where did the fries come from? Doesn't matter who stole them. They're there. Eat em.

[@chychy0326]

“Obama please have mercy”💀💀💀

[@barackobama6912]

Okay

[@chychy0326]

Barack Obama 😂😂😂

[@soap4780]

CUZ I JUST CANT TAKE IT!

[@TigerBonez]

That's what Osama said before he died.

[@chychy0326]

TigerBonez2020 bro😭💀

[@lennysummers9323]

Me: hey Micheal name one marvel character that died in infinity war Micheal: 2:08

[@ilovetotour1753]

“The city begins to pee” that had me😭😂🤣

[@lamenorcitah]

My fave is 1:50 because he is a living meme. A BEAUTIFUL I DID IT ON A ROCK

[@Fizzyxmelon]

In beat it I thought it was “show em how f*cking strong is your fight”

[@serixskylark]

ITZ Saneka 😂

[@Jane-lq5rk]

Same

[@thealvarezshow3361]

SAME when I was a kid my dad what like what you say!??

[@F0xyBG2]

same

[@brooklyngamer2152]

ITZ Saneka it is 😉

[@tylerpayne2399]

2:04 "let me show ya gurl, that i no longer bite"

[@timespark]

1:14 literally predicted the future.

[@giftedruler0335]

1:14 - 1:18 is very true at this time around

[@ziomeke5580]

Lance Mckinney yep :(

[@MomoKanjaki]

Yeah 😡😤🤬

[@joeytastic1198]

This is freaking hillarous! I am a huge MJ fan and these were so creative!

[@InvincibleFedora]

Joey Tastic Thank you! :D

[@ariannamcfarland3721]

same here

[@amm3ra248]

Same I loved it ❤️

[@minicarr9790]

Half of these are so accurate 💀

[@bonniemoore3461]

mini carr NONE OF THIS SHIT IS REAL AND HE KNOWS IT AND SO DO YOU! THE MAN IS DEAD AND CAN'T EVEN DEFEND.HIMSELF ! IT IS JUST SHAMEFUL. PEOPLE BADGERED HIM WHEN HE WAS ALIVE AND NOW THEY'RE DOING IT WHILE HE IS DEAD ! JUST SHAMEFUL AND IT IS NOT FUNNY !

[@MusicFan.....]

@@bonniemoore3461 it's a joke,relax

[@justcoconut8398]

2:57 GIVE ME SOME GUM 😭😂

[@MsYukizomesorangejuice]

2:56

[@cupid9996]

yes Michael you are our -king of pop- *LIVING MEME*

[@billiejoetoe]

I got a full list!!! Here it is: 0:00 Thriller 0:08 Human Nature 0:18 PYT 2008 0:24 Man in the Mirror 0:38 Beat It 0:48 ABC (Full Version) (Carol Burnett Show) 0:50 Remember the Time 0:56 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gqGvYZqwipean9k (comment disappears if title shows) 0:57 ABC 1:00 The Love You Save 1:05 Billie Jean 1:12 Come Together 1:14 Blood on the Dance Floor x Dangerous 1:19 Speed Demon 1:22 The Way You Make Me Feel 1:25 Remember the Time 1:30 Speed Demon short film 1:31 Dangerous 1:33 Beat It 1:37 You Are Not Alone 1:39 The Lost Children 1:43 The Girl is Mine 1:46 Wanna Be Startin Somethin 1:52 Remember the Time 1:54 I'll Be There 1:57 Dirty Diana 1:58 Another Part of Me 2:00 The Lady in My Life 2:03 I Want You Back 2:07 Money 2:09 Dirty Diana 2:10 Work That Body 2:12 This Place Hotel (aka Heartbreak Hotel) 2:15 Invincible 2:18 PYT 2:22 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gqGvYZqwipean9k (again, sorry) 2:24 PYT 2008 2:27 Black or White 2:39 Human Nature 2:41 Rock With You Live 2:44 Wanna Be Startin Somethin 2:48 Beat It 2:54 Man in the Mirror 2:56 The Way You Make Me Feel 2:58 2 Bad 3:02 I'll Be There 3:07 Speed Demon 3:12 Don't Stop Til You Get Enough 3:14 The Way You Make Me Feel 3:18 Another Part of Me 3:20 Scream 3:24 Fall Again 3:29 A Place With No Name 3:34 J5 Medley 3:36 Smooth Criminal 3:39 Dirty Diana 3:40 Black or White 3:42 Who is It 3:44 Scream 3:47 Dirty Diana 3:51 Don't Stop Til You Get Enough 3:55 I Want You Back 3:59 Best of Joy 4:02 You Rock My World 4:05 2000 Watts 4:11 Scream 4:13 Xscape 4:17 Streetwalker 4:19 One More Chance 4:22 D.S 4:23 I Just Can't Stop Loving You 4:25 Hold My Hand 4:28 Smooth Criminal 4:32 I Just Can't Stop Loving You 4:34 Wanna Be Startin Somethin 4:37 Rock With You 4:42 This Place Hotel (aka Heartbreak Hotel) 4:44 Blame It on the Boogie 4:49 Is It Scary 4:52 Black or White 4:54 I Want You Back 4:57 Never Can Say Goodbye 5:00 Speed Demon 5:02 Morphine 5:05 Speed Demon 5:09 Scream 5:14 Privacy 5:16 Remember the Time 5:20 Stranger in Moscow 5:23 Billie Jean 5:28 Bad 5:34 In the Closet 5:36 ABC 5:38 Ghosts 5:42 Off the Wall 5:47 Black or White 5:48 Thriller 5:51 Bad 5:56 Billie Jean 6:00 Who is It 6:04 Billie Jean 6:07 Blood on the Dance Floor 6:09 Beat It 6:11 Dirty Diana 6:15 Speed Demon 6:18 Give In To Me 6:21 Billie Jean 6:25 Ghosts 6:27 ABC 6:32 Speed Demon 6:35 Bad 6:39 Is It Scary 6:43 Xscape 6:47 Jam 6:50 I Am Love pt 2 (live in Mexico City,1975) 6:53 Another Part of Me 6:55 You Rock My World 6:57 I Want You Back

[@Nicole-so5xm]

TYSM

[@JustYouMike]

Wow amazing ❤

[@TheJRWChannel]

The name of the song for 0:56 and 2:22 is Monkey Business

[@TheJRWChannel]

You forgot some songs 2:29 Work That Body 2:33 Man In The Mirror 2:36 Superfly Sister

[@bigkayeee]

dear god Joey... HOW LONG ARE YOUR FREAKIN FRIES

[@soap4780]

Nijah Sings 14cm

[@temptin_temptationz8039]

It feels like my nickname is Joey lol

[@Valentina-xu6ol]

"gonna stay on the side of Michael's son" actually is more difficult than "mama se mama sa mama coo sa" to say fast😂

[@inessal7510]

I'm sorry, but I'll stop eating nuggets))😂

[@jessiejeanne9717]

Me too. 😂

[@gg_lovesmusic8103]

Same 🤣

[@ej09245]

No one: Mykol: IM A BUTT NUGGET 😂😂

[@naziaasad785]

@@ej09245 *Michael😊

[@nickolehill7697]

I’ll never be able to listen to these songs properly ever again

[@daniellarojo5694]

Awkward moment be like, " I DID IT ON A ROCK"😂😂😂

[@camille6259]

I was laughing so hard I was hyperventilating 😂🤣😅

[@InvincibleFedora]

Camille Gill Omg 😂❤️

[@bonniemoore3461]

MJ Apple Head YOU ARE A NUT !!!POOR MIKE MAY HE REST IN PEACE 💔

[@jjanonymous8281]

For beat it I thought it was "No one wants to beat it beat it" but its "No one wants to be defeated"

[@UchihaSasuke-pr5ru]

I thought he said so beat it just beat it Voldemort will get you harry potah

[@animevampiredoll7863]

I’m the living meme Me: lol 😂

[@magicjackson4324]

4:43 Bad Jermaine 😂 6:01 Why always Jermaine

[@janellehundley7208]

Micheal's maid cooking macoroni and cheese. Micheal: 2:38

[@kaylakristine8026]

3:12 😂 I love pizzaaaa

[@aeonianbeam8599]

Kayla kristine that's me

[@owendickie1117]

I was at that part when I read your comment xD

[@realswcreeper]

Kayla kristine 3:11*

[@soap4780]

OOOOH!

[@johnfathers9533]

1:32 it actually sounds like she says that XD

[@johnfathers9533]

No the girl that says I love your butthole XD

[@sungazer4864]

Also i love the way he is running away in that sceen as if to say nope f this im out lol

[@ninalallis123roblox7]

Jiff Jizeppy HE get it right!

[@da1king0fwakanda56]

“S is for Satan” had me dead, cause I always thought that was the lyric when I was a child. 😂

[@mrcopyclown]

What is that Jackson 5 song called?

[@da1king0fwakanda56]

@@mrcopyclown “The Love You Save”

[@user-lv2em1me6q]

6:22 oh so thats why he has one glove

[@janellehundley7208]

Katherine Jackson: Micheal baby, what do u want for Thanksgiving tomorrow? Micheal:0:56

[@camrynhendrixs]

“I like double chicken!”

[@XR_Chaos]

How does it feel? To know that Oprah is out to kill? lol ok that one through me there

[@SearsCool]

Izaak Ordonez that one killed me I guess Oprah is out to kill

[@clovertwerp7138]

DogManKidYT I know lol

[@partyponypowerhourafterhour]

@@SearsCool oof

[@billiejoetoe]

I mean, it's true now....

[@realswcreeper]

In Scream, the real line was "You think it's ok, dammit." I heard: "You think it's all gay, dammit."

[@jacob_n_r_z8755]

"what whould you like today mr. Jackson?" "I'D LIKE A DOUBLE CHICKEN!"

[@Zzucia]

LMFAOOO

[@angelinadavidian9182]

"I love pizza!"- Michael Jackson, Me too mike.

[@brooklyngamer2152]

3:11 me too Michael!

[@decho5200]

4:04 is my favorite... *it's a bop*

[@gc6040]

1:47 I'm a living meme😂

[@thespectrumclub]

I can't unhear half of this😂😂😂

[@bluerose3670]

MissyHoldup "I love pizza"

[@pierceyourrskin]

1:22 😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead

[@Mordekai.Glitches]

You gotta admit, 0:31 sounded like, "not a nigga to love"

[@mikeysbae7]

Frrr

[@DoodleNoodle-YT]

"I'm a living meme!" Well you were

[@sairiakemi3280]

All of these are so accurate omg lol! Especially 0:18 and 1:13!! How does it feel, to know that Oprah, is out to kill? LOL

[@fwcam12]

Do you know what song 0:18 is called?

[@moonwalkernation1958]

2:37 is my FAVVVVVV😂😭😭😭😭

[@bluerose3670]

Michala Asf 3:11 is my fav

[@samiam2003]

same

[@trippyyums2532]

2:28 I alway thought he was saying "I'm not gonna spend my life being Macaulay (Culkin)" 6:27 (Imagines Tito sneaking in a chicken coop with his brothers egging him on)

[@Queen_MJfan]

I never thought of it that way! XD

[@tylerpayne2399]

5:58 again! seriously jermaine.

[@JJ-ze1mt]

1:16 never been more accurate

[@cakomj6039]

2:08 MJ I CAN SEE YOU TYPING THAT WHILE EDITING LMAOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cats101lover]

"Joey how freaking long is the fries" I'm dead😂😂😂😂

[@michaeljacksonedits1911]

And left me with jermaine Lol

[@reignnyjoseph7355]

OMG, these are HILARIOUS. LOL. I RECOMMEND anyone who's a musical fan of Michael Jackson. This is only entertainment and for laugher.💙💙 We need a PRINCE VERSION💜💜

[@purplegurl79]

Reignny Joseph Yes! We do need a Prince version!!!😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@andreaamezcua1764]

"Joey how fudging long is the fries?!" Cracks me up all the time I keep going back to it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jasminehallett6608]

Oh my god, I am a huge MJ fan, and now next time I listen to Beat It, it doesn't matter who stole the fries!

[@MJJacksonizer]

Funniest shit I saw this week - thank you for making me laugh! Lmao

[@joo98]

Damn Michael’s Bros was stealing his women 😂😂😂😂 it be the ones close to you 😂😂

[@NPGLAMB]

OH CHEDDAR

[@bluerose3670]

Jazzy Glo girl "I love pizza"

[@soap4780]

He did love pizza doe

[@Gothixarchitecture]

“Virgins are the best” “Girl I need to sweep your feet”

[@beautyofmj707]

This is the funniest thing I've heard all day! Thankyou for this funny video! Naughty Michael haha! Love you KING OF POP!

[@kimsears6617]

Michael wanted gum so he asked Tatiana for some XD

[@kass9857]

HERE’S THAT SCARF FOR YOU BABYYYYY AM I A SCARF FOR YOUUUU?!?!?! 😂 I love it! ♥️♥️♥️

[@lifeisrosyyy]

I'm laughing so hard 😂😂

[@autumnisasleep]

"I DID IT ON A R O C K"

[@Bangchanbyung]

No matter what but Michael Jackson is, was and will be the legendary singer! His music is always such a healing

[@aeonianbeam8599]

0:38 Who stole the fries???!!!😂😂 Edit: thanks for the heart😍

[@williamharris2616]

You tricked everyone minds with the words at the bottom lol