Michael Loftus - Jamaica

[@michaelligue3842]

Damn it Michael how the hell have I not seen your early comedy ? 🤣😂🤣😂🤣👍👍👍👍👍

[@Shebellaz]

I giggled...nuh try dis mi country bredda...

[@Andiphor]

Big lie. You never see a Jamaican child selling drugs in Jamaica

[@northside3701]

Its comedy, dont take it serious.

[@Headonwriter]

Where in Jamaica you live bruh. Most drug dealers use kids to distribute their products because they know cops don't stop kids so easy. That shit is so prevalent in Kingston, it's becoming a norm. Wake up if you really believe that.

[@jahsilent1]

@@Headonwriter boy u on a mission today lol

[@Headonwriter]

@@jahsilent1 Yea cuz bcuz did man using jokes to promote Jamaica and Jamaicans turning away the potential guest with their over sensitive comments. Even if it wasn't true, no need for some of those stupid comments that I see. It doesn't help Jamaica.

[@jahsilent1]

@@Headonwriter promote as a drug infested place? he exaggerated way too much 4 it to be funny , but u have your opinion we have ours u can't tell one's what to feel .. jamaica is promoted with reggae n we'd n rasta..... the hard drugs fk u the narrative and is far from tru that you have kids hear directly dealing hard drugs.

[@windward169]

I used to think that U.S dollar was strong in Jamaica but when you change it's just about the same. Weed is just way overpriced in the states. Greed makes things expensive. Weed will grow anywhere the seed falls and it doesn't need anyone to water it. It should be free, not $80 for a prescription bottle.

[@jahsilent1]

funny but we anit even have half the drug he listed the boy as selling in jamaica

[@Avenge6217]

jahsilent1 that mi a say too upsetting

[@chad7554]

The Simpsons+ yow mi out here, unuh need fi stop watch dem white ppl fuckery, because dem not even inform ppl wen dem a duh dem documentary fuckery, all of dat a gwaan is propaganda, man not even a mek drugs, if it not herbs like cannabis, den is di immigrants and us agent brought dat in. Unuh tan deh deh wid unuh fuckery a sellout di ting, nuhtn nuh guh suh.

[@windward169]

You guys need to write in straight English so the people can understand what you're saying. Else you just telling jamaican people what they already know.

[@brilyn8472]

That’s actually not true

[@sunnywithoutachance1603]

@The Simpsons trust you because you watch documentaries on KZbin?? Well I've lived here all my life and I'm telling u Jamaicans only di herbal drugs... If those things are here it's extremely small scale and undercover an a most likely not even Jamaican bring it come cause we nuh do Dem sumn deh.. shet up yuh mout man.... Furthermore yuh naah guh see nuh likkle pikny a sell it.. not even weed.. unnuh too friggin lie

[@cristalb1]

Lie nah see no Jamaican child selling no weed nor cigarette or anything like that. We don't even know them drugs there. Lies

[@vastadmist2258]

🤣🤣🤣

[@siannking9560]

I am tired of hearing ignorant people branding 🇯🇲 Jamaican as pot smoking, drug pushing people, it really get on my freaking nerve and I m not even Jamaica.

[@siede71]

Siann King Me too and I'm Jamaican, never smoked smh.

[@12th.jahlil]

Why you offended if its not about you

[@deshaunpalmer7296]

Siann King I am this shit not funny

[@pbkk976]

People symbolize Jamaicans as so because of television The Rasta Men on tv always smoking weed and it has been brought up as so

[@chad7554]

Siann King+ matter a fact this whole time its been illegal in the country, the only group of people who could smoke marijuana has been the tourist, they've never illegally bought any drugs from us from that fictitious stereo type (you know us being predominantly black), and saying if they did it the only other medium is permitted and all those faction are owned and endorsed by the immigrants as well so if the were sole weed ganja marijuana it was obviously it was apart of the tourist sector, and account we can't even go into those areas where white people/Caucasian/immigrants are even with money we have be invited by them and even then we are harassed, only designated staff member, implying that individual who works there can even go into those areas and they have to can some identification, meaning not everybody who works there can go there and only certain shift as they call it. This is an insult to peoples intelligence, we know y'all bigoted savages so why you lying, altogether I don't know where they got that stereotype anyways, and for some reason the ones who comes to the islands get mad when we think they are in the Klux Klux Klan.

[@vastadmist2258]

Laugh that only the dolphins understand, that's my laugh all day

[@staytuned9320]

"Giggle fit" making sounds only a dolphin can understand. Too damn funny!

[@cherryl7707]

Stop listening when he said 8 years old - yuh not funny LSD really - must have been an American kid😏

[@MadMaxx63]

Get a sense of humor and come back later

[@kelismith6992]

This was funny 😂 and I'm Jamaican. Stiff like this makes us popular.

[@fuelieover30]

I love Michael Loftus!

[@beebeeclayson7234]

He makes me laugh so much.I wish he had more specials.

[@nadinebaker6929]

Damn lies, bout 8 years old selling all dem drugs from a canoe

[@jacquesandre450]

He couldve rocked with the drugs joke w/out including Jamaica

[@Hotpotato11]

dwl this is funny and i am jamaican..one thing tho we dont have that many drugs he listed but 5 US dollars is a lot of weed

[@g3minivevo81]

We do have all that drugs lol. Do some research.

[@thegideon5413]

Lol yes we do sad to say....

[@Hotpotato11]

@@g3minivevo81 I was young….21 now…I was so so wrong looool

[@Hotpotato11]

@@thegideon5413 yea I was young….I’m 21 now… I was wrong

[@kharamsimms1338]

You are the best my friend ❤

[@davidjames2120]

This is rubbish. Doubt you have been to Jamaica

[@tiarutherford493]

The Simpsons where tf you even from?

[@tiarutherford493]

The Simpsons and yuh chat too flippin much. Most of what he mentioned aren't even here you illerate swine. And yuh av the audacity to correct people. A muss you a bring dem yah. The comedian was very offensive and obviously did no research.

[@tiarutherford493]

The Simpsons cause you just proved my point of you being illiterate 😙 and same to your sir. Stop belittling your country...

[@saintofgod1244]

He SHOULDN'T have given the stranger in Jamaica the weed to roll for him. 😟 Thats dangerous! HIM LUCKY the boy didn't mad him by putting something else with the weed. 😐

[@chrisssrasharrison5286]

Mr. Lofters a 8 years old child sold you weed? I'm offended by this.

[@Avenge6217]

Christopher Harrison me too if him say young teen a sell weed then mi would say ok

[@IDGAFS21]

Christopher Harrison its JOKES U FUCK TARD

[@pbkk976]

This is a mad yo joke a script it isn’t real

[@ricolaw1033]

Jamaican weed not even that fire until the Canadians started bringing those good strains down!! LOL. a big bag of sticks and seeds back in the day. now it's gotten better. LOL

[@roylle6346]

Naa tourists are stupid you buy from any random boy on the street where no real Jamaican herbalist ain't even buy. These degenerates will sell anything white for cocaine or freshly mowed lawn for weed cause they think y'all don't knw better. I'm Jamaican and I'm telling you. Also most of those people who are always up in your face tryna sell are not the entire Jamaican population. Every country has social hierarchy and those people are degenerates to even us but most of you go back overseas and think you've actually met a Jamaican 😂.

[@beefygreenapples]

This man is the funniest Stand-Up comic I have ever heard.

[@babygurl1291]

"I'm a lamp. I'm a lamp. I'm a lamp."

[@georgiarichards5628]

Lie!!! Lie!! He's not even funny! I don't mind people making jokes about my country! But this just isn't funny! Cocaine lsd!!! Children selling those hard drugs lies!! Smh!! Really offensive!!

[@garrettpaxson1177]

A Jamaican Death Joint ! Light it up !

[@Viceeoff]

Him nuh even know wha him a chat bout🤦🏽‍♂️

[@trevorninja100]

is it just me or does he look a little bit like simon who used to be on american idol

[@stunnagoldknakis5918]

Funny..but offensive to us Jamaicans those drugs not here n if so the kid must be at least 16/17

[@mvtteblvk]

everybody saying we dont have those drugs lmfao better unuh say broke ppl in jamaica nav those drugs seen that shit b4 in ja

[@fullyactive9740]

But not sold by an 8 yr old

[@shanoygrady3008]

Y u had to lie tho, smh

[@tnq3882]

Jamaicans don’t say mon... smh

[@spiritualseed_2084]

yuh neva been jamaica

[@namelesswarrior4760]

Hard to believe a white dude carrying a big bag of weed openly in Jamaica! The cops would've taken your passport so you've to pay them everyday until you leave if you're lucky! Good story though but fans will not like coz you lied to create a joke.

[@samuelgooden1495]

There wouldn't be any dealers if there were no users.

[@XxDecembersFlamexX]

How do you not have a ton of views? You are the funniest comedian I've ever heard! Lol

[@100barbelve]

Why do white people sound Irish when they try to sound Jamaican 🤣

[@saintofgod1244]

😳😁

[@woonba1]

bud is great

[@chad7554]

Yeah mon, do u partea? Smh, the fact the story is not even funny, yow and coming quite prejudice like first thing we going to do when we encounter a tourist is ask them to party.

[@davidharrison8753]

He asked 'Do you partake?'

[@MrAndMrsAustin7912]

THAT LAUGH!!!!!!

[@alandolawson1924]

What are the chances a kid sold you drugs that don't exist in like 99% of the country and the parts that do only sell them to tourist, because they are the ones who demanded them and another kid was on a nude beach and rolled you a sliff.

[@roylle6346]

No Jamaican man gonna approach another naked man😂. Actually called him over at that

[@thelionssphere]

While everyone in the audience laughs sounding like the dolphins he speaks of..no one is high ....the irony.

[@trevorninja100]

especially at 6:26

[@BatzCute]

Haha dude is funny as f*** plus to he kinda looks like a younger version of Sean Penn

[@Sooopa_Doopa]

His "wife voice" is a clone of Bill Burr's girlfriend/wife voice

[@davidmiller7739]

That's a good 1. Lol

[@michellesmith4335]

So not funny jamacian kids don't sell drugs

[@jman62198]

Epic

[@sandrafarquharson9724]

At 2:40 I had to stop. This dude is boring AF!!!

[@AdanysMusic]

Sandra Farquharson he’s not your brain jus limited

[@marvincross6500]

He looks like a robin thicke

[@Headonwriter]

Jamaicans, you're too sensitive. It's comedy, where's your sense of humour? The truth is, he's not lying about kids selling drugs. I don't know which Jamaica you people are living in but it's the reality you have chosen to ignore. Most drug dealers use kids because they are least likely to get stopped by the police.

[@jahsilent1]

no he is lying but do u

[@roylle6346]

Man shut the fuck up!! Bet you're black American. Y'all are the worst discriminators of us.

[@fancychrissy5308]

Where in Jamaica have you ever seen a kid selling hard drugs and on a nude beach? Jamaican drug pushers beat kids if they try to do that.....he prob meant a teen like 17 that's more believable

[@freemanmarie5106]

Lies lies lies

[@FirstAmendmentRadio]

squished video and LOW volume

[@almaz1648]

Absolute lie. Not Jamaican kids. Never seen that in all my life.

[@notisgarcia6086]

1:23 min: TRY DIS MAAAN :D :D :D JAMAICAN BOOM ! kzbin.info/www/bejne/fKmoppWthKytp7s

[@hopeking3454]

That's not true about the drugs, so disgusting. Kmt

[@TKDxoxo]

The drugs part is kinda offensive but this was funny otherwise😂😂