Try Not To Laugh | 420 Jokes | Laugh Factory Stand Up Comedy

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@tbh_thebrand
@tbh_thebrand 5 жыл бұрын
They say weed makes you forget.. I never forget to smoke 😭😭😭😭
@youngmaryland886
@youngmaryland886 5 жыл бұрын
Potheads always replace serious with wittiness 😂
@nojumperent1890
@nojumperent1890 4 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/j5aklIN-mZqdjrs
@chinamon7870
@chinamon7870 4 жыл бұрын
U don’t forget stuff u do all the time
@freeeagle6074
@freeeagle6074 4 жыл бұрын
Facts: 1. CCP high officials started taking hydroxychloroquine from October 26th, 2019, and none of them got infected by the CCP virus. 2. CCP controlled WHO and said this medicine is ineffective. 3. Sri Lanka professor in the P3 lab of Hong Kong designed this virus and told his own country to hoard a large amount of hydroxychloroquine months ago. Sri lanka has a very low death rate. 4. South Dakota State used hydroxychloroquine as treatment and prevention. This state didn't lock down and had death rate around 1%, much lower than the 4-5% of US in general. 5. Many studies done with hydroxychloroquine were problematic. The researchers either gave dozens-higher-than-normal amount to patients or gave the medicine to dying people. Then, they said "Hey, hydroxychloroquine had serious side effects.", or "hydroxychloroquine is ineffective." This medicine is mostly effective to take within 24/48 hours of getting infected and/or for people without serious heart diseases. So, use the influence of citizenship to influence the politicians in each nation. Use this medicine, and we can live as people in South Dakata.
@caru3257
@caru3257 4 жыл бұрын
@@freeeagle6074 , my whole family in Nicaragua got it and survive, two in Miami also did. Does that make the virus less lethal?
@kidluii40
@kidluii40 6 жыл бұрын
“Aunt mables weed cookie”, oh I trust her she’s family 💀😂
@victoriantrejo3318
@victoriantrejo3318 5 жыл бұрын
that one killed me
@MRG978
@MRG978 5 жыл бұрын
That was great
@lailak482
@lailak482 5 жыл бұрын
Kid Luii 😂😂😂😂
@garlary1976
@garlary1976 4 жыл бұрын
WHO EATS ONE 1/3 OF A COOKIE that’s like the hunger games
@Leighannacc
@Leighannacc 4 жыл бұрын
Kid Luii I was trying so hard not to laugh!
@alexkrastev159
@alexkrastev159 6 жыл бұрын
"Aunt Mabel's weed cookie, I trust this she's family" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@whoopytillmytimego4224
@whoopytillmytimego4224 6 жыл бұрын
Alex Krastev i found that ode funny 😭
@setherb2517
@setherb2517 6 жыл бұрын
The funny thing that got me was he said "3 days into being in LA he got his medical card and he didn't have an apartment yet" after he bought the weed cookie he said he woke up 2 days about a mile and a half from his house 😂 wtf he went from apartment too a house that he never had 😅🤣😂
@DaRealMikeyBruh.5o17
@DaRealMikeyBruh.5o17 6 жыл бұрын
@@setherb2517 oh shit 😑🤔🤨 that makes u thinks
@Mr.PoopyButtholeOfficial
@Mr.PoopyButtholeOfficial 6 жыл бұрын
@@setherb2517 or he woke up a mile and a half from the house he moved from. That would be a little more crazy
@setherb2517
@setherb2517 6 жыл бұрын
@@Mr.PoopyButtholeOfficial I'd be really confused and wonder how the fuck I got there 😂😂
@briancaleb9761
@briancaleb9761 3 жыл бұрын
"Woke up 2 days later, about 1 and half miles away from my house feeling refreshed"😂😂😂😂
@igbog7053
@igbog7053 2 жыл бұрын
"I gotta get out this ditch nd start my day"🤣🤣
@Dissonanceof502
@Dissonanceof502 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah that was the best one lol
@destinyhorton
@destinyhorton 2 жыл бұрын
Lmfaoooo
@jimicarroll5551
@jimicarroll5551 Жыл бұрын
He was refreshed like poppin fresh
@MsThuggpassion
@MsThuggpassion 6 жыл бұрын
"i trust her she's family" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kingcandy4205
@kingcandy4205 6 жыл бұрын
MsThuggpassion cookie guy was my favorite 😂
@jayvalle50
@jayvalle50 6 жыл бұрын
Died laughing at the same part
@88kidballer1
@88kidballer1 6 жыл бұрын
it kind of sounds like a brian regan skit about "serving size"
@nadiapovta3886
@nadiapovta3886 6 жыл бұрын
What's his name?
@CloroxBleach-69420
@CloroxBleach-69420 5 жыл бұрын
😂 😂
@marmarclassic3636
@marmarclassic3636 6 жыл бұрын
Comedian: Duck Tales Audience: OOOOOWOOOOO Comedian: That’s how you find the potheads
@gianttunafisher
@gianttunafisher 6 жыл бұрын
not a fucking clue what duck tales is or was or whatever....and ive smoked over 30 years....
@ellavarnes2392
@ellavarnes2392 6 жыл бұрын
@@gianttunafisher its a cartoon from the early 90's lol
@HoomerbirdG2
@HoomerbirdG2 6 жыл бұрын
Reeves pinky and the brain was better🤷‍♀️
@klutz3955
@klutz3955 6 жыл бұрын
best part of the movie
@nojumperent1890
@nojumperent1890 5 жыл бұрын
Marmar Classic kzbin.info/www/bejne/j5aklIN-mZqdjrs
@josuefeliciano6800
@josuefeliciano6800 5 жыл бұрын
Took me 3 mins to figure that 420 jokes meant weed jokes not four hundred and twenty jokes.
@mewtedyou4938
@mewtedyou4938 5 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@itstheotherwhitemeat
@itstheotherwhitemeat 5 жыл бұрын
weed day is April 20th.
@abrilotus
@abrilotus 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I did not get it until the video ended.😅🙈
@artturonkainen2521
@artturonkainen2521 5 жыл бұрын
Were you high
@eligebrown8998
@eligebrown8998 5 жыл бұрын
I had a brain fart to till the jokes started then I was like DUH!
@zay8551
@zay8551 3 жыл бұрын
“ And drive safely” so true. I always speed unless I’m high then I’m doing under the speed limit with both hands on the wheel 😂
@KrisBeKrising
@KrisBeKrising Жыл бұрын
facts
@Shiestey
@Shiestey Жыл бұрын
That’s on god. I remember the first time I ever did a dab I had to drive home 20 minutes later and I was so high and terrified of making any mistakes I drove like 20mph all the way home lol.
@WillieReddon
@WillieReddon 5 ай бұрын
That is me ALLLL the time .I drive so well!!!!😂
@marcuslaw1365
@marcuslaw1365 6 жыл бұрын
"Hits blunt" If money doesn't grow on trees, why does banks have branches?
@Rick-bn7ez
@Rick-bn7ez 6 жыл бұрын
What?
@marcuslaw1365
@marcuslaw1365 6 жыл бұрын
MR.Pablo my bad I meant banks, I was high
@xhacion6484
@xhacion6484 6 жыл бұрын
Kevin Koge technically money does grow on trees😂
@stormwatcher59
@stormwatcher59 6 жыл бұрын
Hahaha.....
@liligman
@liligman 6 жыл бұрын
Kevin Koge not entirely paper it's blended cotton
@kaceface3277
@kaceface3277 6 жыл бұрын
“If you were invisible, which ex girlfriends house would you rob?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@nojumperent1890
@nojumperent1890 5 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/j5aklIN-mZqdjrs
@ogKrisht
@ogKrisht 5 жыл бұрын
If you was invisible
@henokabyssinia85
@henokabyssinia85 5 жыл бұрын
That's deep
@wishingwell8162
@wishingwell8162 5 жыл бұрын
The one who doesn't have a house
@kjeezy2990
@kjeezy2990 5 жыл бұрын
All of em’
@anacarlos5558
@anacarlos5558 4 жыл бұрын
I honestly think that weed makes me forget things and at the same time I’m thinking of more then 100 things , and thinking of useless things 😂 it’s crazy
@benjaminfarrar9643
@benjaminfarrar9643 3 жыл бұрын
You're gorgeous
@KmasWandyembe
@KmasWandyembe 3 жыл бұрын
That's the best part 😂😂😂
@Shalalalala_666
@Shalalalala_666 3 жыл бұрын
I do that even when I'm not high. So when I did get high.....well let's just say my trip took a little turn to the hospital lmao.
@deborahsanderson697
@deborahsanderson697 2 жыл бұрын
That's why I quit🤣
@JoyfulJenn
@JoyfulJenn 2 жыл бұрын
I’d rather forget than remember anyway. Only have this moment past is gone.
@bfj27
@bfj27 3 жыл бұрын
"That's BS, I never forget to smoke" this is what made me laugh the most
@DepressionTalks1
@DepressionTalks1 6 жыл бұрын
The blueberry muffin standup was hilarious!
@VelleHolmesGST
@VelleHolmesGST 6 жыл бұрын
Depression Talks With Immanuel best one
@DepressionTalks1
@DepressionTalks1 6 жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@illmindjunglist
@illmindjunglist 6 жыл бұрын
I had a similar experience. Went to a appreciaton day at my favorite pot club and they were passing out edibles. I was told that they lowered the doses on the edibles so that we could try diferent ones. Well they didnt lower the dosage on the blueberry muffins.. long story short, one of the girls told me with a serious face, if i was you id hurry up and go home, you are about to be fuucked up! I didnt go home like i was told. Mind you i was on my motorcycle. I ended up going to my parents house and was talking to my mom and sister then Boom! I got blitzed by the damn blueberry muffin. Mid convo i was like i gotta go! they looked at me like i was crazy. I ended up in bed waking up to my friends in my room telling me to get up so that i could go to a wedding rehearsal.. i didnt make it..
@elijahsymington5343
@elijahsymington5343 6 жыл бұрын
Depression Talks With Immanuel WHO WAS THAT GUY???
@QueCura-
@QueCura- 6 жыл бұрын
wtf i thought that shit was the cringiest
@abbieshank7916
@abbieshank7916 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone in this comment section high asf😭
@kari4225
@kari4225 4 жыл бұрын
Nope a mum sitting in bed really quite b4 the school run begins give me some noise
@AhmedMohamed-ll3qy
@AhmedMohamed-ll3qy 4 жыл бұрын
You look fuck up
@AhmedMohamed-ll3qy
@AhmedMohamed-ll3qy 4 жыл бұрын
@Phoenix_The Wave tell me she does not
@raymondrose1823
@raymondrose1823 4 жыл бұрын
Haha
@MyOwnVoucherEverywhere
@MyOwnVoucherEverywhere 4 жыл бұрын
Or about to be 😂
@Tuirapanui
@Tuirapanui 5 жыл бұрын
"WHO EATS 1/3 OF A COOKIE???" Huahahuahaha
@spudwickchuck6691
@spudwickchuck6691 5 жыл бұрын
“I eat all thirds of a cookie!” 🤣
@joehsaintina8053
@joehsaintina8053 5 жыл бұрын
"I'mma get out of this dish and get on with my day"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
@thequeenamazon3709
@thequeenamazon3709 3 жыл бұрын
420 likes
@d4real1st87
@d4real1st87 3 жыл бұрын
“ i eat all thirds of the cookie” 😂😂
@heesin.
@heesin. 3 жыл бұрын
That killed me 😂😂😂😂
@tooshort9713
@tooshort9713 5 жыл бұрын
What's the difference between a quarter and a 8. I said, 50 bucks. Lol
@diannaharriison3243
@diannaharriison3243 5 жыл бұрын
Rudy Bosquez 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@weirdead829
@weirdead829 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@saudabdulaziz35
@saudabdulaziz35 5 жыл бұрын
Did he mean drugs or something
@darrenegan3891
@darrenegan3891 5 жыл бұрын
Saud Abdulaziz quarter of an ounce? Eight of an ounce? Weights? And yes obviously he's on about drugs the whole video is about drugs? U on drugs? lol :P
@MarcHood-sd5cx
@MarcHood-sd5cx 5 жыл бұрын
Jason Mavis if you’re smoking some dirt maybe
@cryspbacon5634
@cryspbacon5634 4 жыл бұрын
i’m high af & the ex girlfriend house question made complete sense.
@Goldielox497
@Goldielox497 4 жыл бұрын
I’m not high rn and that shit still made sense
@OhSnaP19th
@OhSnaP19th 4 жыл бұрын
@@real.skproductionskimani3621 Tony Rock
@babyjunior2960
@babyjunior2960 4 жыл бұрын
No kapchat lmao
@itreallydoesntmatter160
@itreallydoesntmatter160 4 жыл бұрын
I be doing the same shit. My first answer was “fn Serena” (yes I’m bi deal with it) lmao
@jupower432
@jupower432 4 жыл бұрын
Big facts
@inaynaycoleman
@inaynaycoleman 5 жыл бұрын
“Whats the difference between a quarter and en eighth? I wrote 50$” yup those sound like high school prices
@bryantatkeson6379
@bryantatkeson6379 5 жыл бұрын
Nah 30 for a eighth I get a quater for 55
@uncommonsence153
@uncommonsence153 5 жыл бұрын
@@bryantatkeson6379 you commenting like you getting something special thinking you're cool. If you ain't getting 125 grams or better gtfoh puppy.
@bryantatkeson6379
@bryantatkeson6379 5 жыл бұрын
@@uncommonsence153 I get ups lol homie u not bout anything idk who u think u talking to cuz we both know u ain't got hands to back that up
@uncommonsence153
@uncommonsence153 5 жыл бұрын
@@bryantatkeson6379 you talking about fighting over KZbin comments? Ok tough guy. Go buy your 7 grams and chill
@bryantatkeson6379
@bryantatkeson6379 5 жыл бұрын
@@uncommonsence153 lmao jit
@kgosi_ramo5567
@kgosi_ramo5567 3 жыл бұрын
Happy 420 to all Stoners 😊
@carls1959
@carls1959 5 жыл бұрын
I graduated in 2014 with a 3.22 GPA and an associates in electrical/ mechanical engineering with green technology. I was 55 years old and had been smoking marijuana for 40 years. Marijuana does not destroy your memory, unless you allow it to. I've always tried to learn something new every day. I thank my dad for getting me into reading at an early age and having me and my brothers solve our own problems. He'd watch to make sure we didn't hurt ourselves, but other than that, he'd let us figure stuff out.
@kaceface3277
@kaceface3277 6 жыл бұрын
“Daddy’s sick don’t come in the room” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@diannaharriison3243
@diannaharriison3243 5 жыл бұрын
Kace face 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@braydonking7760
@braydonking7760 5 жыл бұрын
U wants some oj
@maroccy9899
@maroccy9899 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahhahah
@tobinakatarx
@tobinakatarx 5 жыл бұрын
"A friend in need is a friend indeed but a friend with weed is better " .....Eek a mouse
@niawhite5336
@niawhite5336 6 жыл бұрын
They say weed affects you memory,bullshit I never forget to smoke!Lol.😂😂👏
@sandilandsmduduzi4529
@sandilandsmduduzi4529 5 жыл бұрын
Nia White brilliant😂😂😂
@kingschuyler3890
@kingschuyler3890 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah but I forget to breathe soo
@davidschmidt6013
@davidschmidt6013 3 жыл бұрын
I always liked the joke: 5 guys get together and drink alcohol, they start a fight... 5 guys get together and smoke weed...they start a band!... lol
@mtndrewww
@mtndrewww 5 жыл бұрын
“I don’t want to try Afghani weed because over in Afghanistan they get stoned... to death” 💀
@MultiKushie
@MultiKushie 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh 😭😭😭
@andrewmitrica8897
@andrewmitrica8897 4 жыл бұрын
That’s how Bin Laden got caught lacking
@niceguy6837
@niceguy6837 3 жыл бұрын
My friend sold us afghan goo and we smoke before a movie, the ladies that worked there were like , " dam you smell that, thats strong, i was paranoid af my friend ran into some people he knew and while they were talking i popped up behind him and said, vdude we gotta go they know!"
@user-gh8wt2zi2n
@user-gh8wt2zi2n 3 жыл бұрын
In Afghanistan they smoke hash not bud
@silverace08
@silverace08 3 жыл бұрын
not sofunny tho
@SquirrelForce
@SquirrelForce 6 жыл бұрын
Edibles are strong as shit. I ate a whole brownie without knowing it was that strong and about an hour later I was in a completely different world.
@B_K460
@B_K460 5 жыл бұрын
Wish we had edibles like those in america ,i bought some weed cookies and brownies from a coffeeshop in the netherlands and it didnt do shit :(
@ipelengmathabe3702
@ipelengmathabe3702 5 жыл бұрын
@@B_K460 why not make them yourself? Just get good weed & someone who can bake
@tabitharosefreeman1793
@tabitharosefreeman1793 5 жыл бұрын
Never had an edible. I eat CBD gummies on the regular but they just put me to sleep.
@derronellies4812
@derronellies4812 5 жыл бұрын
I had three in 20 minutes one time last year. I wound up chilling and time traveling with a multicolored Snuffy (the original, with yellow green eyes) for seven hours.
@abeln1167
@abeln1167 5 жыл бұрын
was it fun
@ajsanchez985
@ajsanchez985 6 жыл бұрын
Who else high asf watchin this💀
@missmintyblue9836
@missmintyblue9836 5 жыл бұрын
Aj Sanchez me 😂
@avman2cl
@avman2cl 5 жыл бұрын
Watching what?
@MrKnockout_
@MrKnockout_ 5 жыл бұрын
I wish
@Jv9569
@Jv9569 5 жыл бұрын
@brantbroocker5911
@brantbroocker5911 5 жыл бұрын
I am
@jesseyess9463
@jesseyess9463 4 жыл бұрын
The dude talk'n about "Aunt Mabel's Weed Cookie" ...he is freak'n hilarious 😂🤣
@camc1057
@camc1057 5 жыл бұрын
KZbin: *weed jokes* Me: *waiting for Josh Wolf to show up*
@2222ben
@2222ben 5 жыл бұрын
I got hype when I heard his voice!
@sofasales367
@sofasales367 4 жыл бұрын
Facts
@skyplays5103
@skyplays5103 4 жыл бұрын
Didn’t disappoint did he?
@joshdickinson1142
@joshdickinson1142 4 жыл бұрын
I'm here
@matijadzajevic6527
@matijadzajevic6527 4 жыл бұрын
He is soo much younger
@emmyarellano3704
@emmyarellano3704 6 жыл бұрын
I was skeptical about these jokes being any good at first but they were all funny as hell! I laughed really hard!
@ClintonChelak
@ClintonChelak 6 жыл бұрын
I thought I was about to watch a whole 420 jokes.
@VinylSkillz
@VinylSkillz 6 жыл бұрын
thought so too
@dudelambozacmanguy6036
@dudelambozacmanguy6036 6 жыл бұрын
im high and i thout it was
@ig3ntl3man3
@ig3ntl3man3 6 жыл бұрын
What strain you smoking😂
@emperor5681
@emperor5681 6 жыл бұрын
Clinton Chelak same
@jaycee9086
@jaycee9086 6 жыл бұрын
You that high too eh lol
@8ohvibesrecords811
@8ohvibesrecords811 Жыл бұрын
Crazy how much josh wolf has blown up since this joke! Congratulations to him! Dude is awesome
@ccjigsaw
@ccjigsaw 6 жыл бұрын
Oh my lord, I read the title as "four hundred and twenty jokes." I was sitting here like.. why are these all about weed?
@am157
@am157 6 жыл бұрын
ccjigsaw u high
@nickclark6444
@nickclark6444 5 жыл бұрын
No just dumb
@MercyDinero
@MercyDinero 5 жыл бұрын
Your not the only one
@troybrown6012
@troybrown6012 5 жыл бұрын
Got pulled over by police in Sevierville,Tennessee and he wreaked of skunk bud. Not sure what pissed me off more, the fact I got a ticket or that he had better weed than me.
@dlxinfinite7098
@dlxinfinite7098 5 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@michaelpibostherapyrecipes5699
@michaelpibostherapyrecipes5699 4 жыл бұрын
Oh snap, I'm sorry but that's hilarious! 😁
@liamshope2838
@liamshope2838 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh I live in Sevierville! All the cops here smoke, some of them even sell it lol
@JonathanS995
@JonathanS995 3 жыл бұрын
@@liamshope2838 to be fair I'd rather buy from a cop than half the kiwi dealers lol
@liamshope2838
@liamshope2838 3 жыл бұрын
@@JonathanS995 I feel ya on that
@livefreeordietrying5865
@livefreeordietrying5865 6 жыл бұрын
I eat all 1/3s of a cookie
@strixhendrix82
@strixhendrix82 6 жыл бұрын
A Driver Life i ate 3 muffins and smoked the whole time. I died
@s4494r
@s4494r 6 жыл бұрын
RIP
@bilbodabbins4096
@bilbodabbins4096 6 жыл бұрын
That dude sucked
@strixhendrix82
@strixhendrix82 6 жыл бұрын
Ocean We do them at home, so its not THAT strong i think. But for real, i literally died. I live in switzerland, where do you come from?
@holytrinity2698
@holytrinity2698 6 жыл бұрын
ate all thirds my guy lol
@xCallMeBamx
@xCallMeBamx 4 жыл бұрын
"you didn't eat that whole muffin did you" I fucking died
@demeraragold4644
@demeraragold4644 3 жыл бұрын
He was funny especially " dont come in the room except to bring OJ"
@ashsingh5154
@ashsingh5154 5 жыл бұрын
Hahah “you just started using deodorant, take it easy”
@MyOwnVoucherEverywhere
@MyOwnVoucherEverywhere 4 жыл бұрын
Duck Tales 👂🏽
@slybrew5760
@slybrew5760 6 жыл бұрын
He said "I trust her shes family" 😂😂💯
@diannaharriison3243
@diannaharriison3243 5 жыл бұрын
HoodPope Brew 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@senseicuttitup3722
@senseicuttitup3722 6 жыл бұрын
Aunt Mables Weed cookie HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@gavin4056
@gavin4056 6 жыл бұрын
Sensei Cuttitup definelty wasn’t funny
@StunnerTheGreat
@StunnerTheGreat 6 жыл бұрын
Sensei Cuttitup I trust this she’s family 😂
@projectdelta50
@projectdelta50 6 жыл бұрын
if you havent, do yourself a favor and watch john pinnete
@hudsondixon8583
@hudsondixon8583 6 жыл бұрын
I agree! it was so funny!
@davidporowski9512
@davidporowski9512 6 жыл бұрын
Dam, I could use one of those Right NOW !!!!! PEACE
@bakr0x
@bakr0x 4 жыл бұрын
"I don't want to smoke Afghani weed because people in Afghani get stoned.... to death" - That was a good one 😂
@reginaldinoenchillada3513
@reginaldinoenchillada3513 6 жыл бұрын
"A southern woman is like a honey badger, ..." oh man.
@niwe3631
@niwe3631 4 жыл бұрын
The fucking dance!!!! Lmmfao
@Porldweace
@Porldweace 5 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna get out of this ditch and get on with my day 😂😂😂
@wolffgang101
@wolffgang101 6 жыл бұрын
Josh Wolf's weed stories/jokes are funny
@trewq422
@trewq422 3 жыл бұрын
“It’s 2 o’clock in the morning and your car is orange, that’s why you got caught” 😂😂😂
@emmakoschak6285
@emmakoschak6285 4 жыл бұрын
"🎵Ducktales🎵" "Woo hoo" "That's how you find the potheads"
@bewiserastafari1330
@bewiserastafari1330 3 жыл бұрын
Can you explain ? I'm not native English speaker
@destroyerasdf
@destroyerasdf 3 жыл бұрын
@@bewiserastafari1330 ducktales is an old cartoon and the cartoons theme song has "Ducktales" "Woo hoo" and apparently older stoners used to watch that when they were young
@rayneptune2539
@rayneptune2539 3 жыл бұрын
@@destroyerasdf I just gave you a thumbs up... So i can feel hi..a ..ppy...
@rayneptune2539
@rayneptune2539 3 жыл бұрын
Ps.. Im old as fuck..
@demarcobringsittou5298
@demarcobringsittou5298 6 жыл бұрын
The guy runs in 🏃🏼‍♂️.... 💨👈🏻 You didn’t eat that whole muffin, did you? 😂🤭😂
@mikecorleone6797
@mikecorleone6797 6 жыл бұрын
Gastros Wings i wonder if he got stuck 🤣
@dustina3199
@dustina3199 5 жыл бұрын
I lost my shit at that part lmao
@runeman1672
@runeman1672 5 жыл бұрын
Had me dying it was so funny. 😂😂😂
@TUCK2SHARP
@TUCK2SHARP 5 жыл бұрын
This was the most relatable thing in the whole video 😂
@vordt4139
@vordt4139 5 жыл бұрын
FACTS
@MFMFazo
@MFMFazo 5 жыл бұрын
*“Yes we cannibus” had me weak*
@beberivera7011
@beberivera7011 3 жыл бұрын
Fucking 🥇
@garygemmell3488
@garygemmell3488 2 жыл бұрын
Stoner: "Doc, I need a prescription for weed." Doctor: "What condition do you have that you need a prescription for?" Stoner: "Anxiety." Doctor: "What's causing your anxiety?" Stoner: "I'm out of weed."
@donHooligan
@donHooligan Жыл бұрын
Ron 'tater salad' White Joke only he said "depression."
@chriskochinsky1102
@chriskochinsky1102 6 жыл бұрын
I do not partake, myself, but enjoy 4:20 everybody!
@sirtrejonkhalil670
@sirtrejonkhalil670 6 жыл бұрын
Chris Kochinsky I like what you did there buddy
@drippscn4124
@drippscn4124 6 жыл бұрын
Chris Kochinsky i hope you live long and a prosperous life my man
@julianquintanilla4627
@julianquintanilla4627 6 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo
@severelystoned420
@severelystoned420 6 жыл бұрын
Let's corrupt him
@jamespennington5808
@jamespennington5808 6 жыл бұрын
I don't partake myself much, i just smoke some weed.
@aquosuakesewahh
@aquosuakesewahh 4 жыл бұрын
“Oh shit, that’s how they caught me last time” 😂😂😂😂 I’m rolling
@DuhTractor
@DuhTractor 6 жыл бұрын
I'm here early but I forgot the cool thing I wanted to say.
@peytonbell5637
@peytonbell5637 6 жыл бұрын
Matthew Ferland it was probably something about weed😁....in about 15 mins ill be absent minded also.
@dr.bleach2123
@dr.bleach2123 6 жыл бұрын
Peyton Bell you absent minded yet?
@peytonbell5637
@peytonbell5637 6 жыл бұрын
Dr. Bleach lmao. Very much so.....ROLLING up to the 2nd round 😀....lol , bleach , you made this mans day.
@MachineGunMouth
@MachineGunMouth 6 жыл бұрын
Matthew Ferland that's actually pretty cool...
@jacencade4019
@jacencade4019 6 жыл бұрын
Matthew Ferland yes we cannabis
@stevesmith3167
@stevesmith3167 2 жыл бұрын
These jokes were actually good for a change. Thanks for putting this together!! I laughed a lot kids were looking at me funny 😁
@natashagodfrey7775
@natashagodfrey7775 5 жыл бұрын
Leave here right now or prepare to be here for 8 hours!! I love that one lmfaoo
@antmx-5191
@antmx-5191 6 жыл бұрын
Lmao bro said the tv not invisible im crying 😂
@bellalove8107
@bellalove8107 3 жыл бұрын
This whole time I've been wondering why there were so many marijuana jokes, and wondering how they were gonna squeeze 420 jokes into a 12 minute video😂. I'm so dumb
@marcandre9936
@marcandre9936 Жыл бұрын
Or you was high
@prestonbarr
@prestonbarr 5 жыл бұрын
“It’s 2 o’clock in the morning and your car is orange that’s why you got caught.” Had me dying
@Baddknewz
@Baddknewz 5 жыл бұрын
“That’s hunger games” 😂😂
@gracielaromero1191
@gracielaromero1191 4 жыл бұрын
0000000000000
@connordziadul6048
@connordziadul6048 4 жыл бұрын
@@gracielaromero1191 that used to be the code for America’s nuclear missile activations
@haydenpowell2555
@haydenpowell2555 6 жыл бұрын
YEAH JOSH WOLF IS ON HERE!
@ianchambers400
@ianchambers400 6 жыл бұрын
He's so hot
@buildsonabudget5903
@buildsonabudget5903 5 жыл бұрын
Read this as he showed up. Lol this man
@ansharyan710
@ansharyan710 5 жыл бұрын
Ian Chambers k ian
@HarveyDentalfloss
@HarveyDentalfloss 5 жыл бұрын
I’ll wrestle ‘ya!
@drewtheceo9024
@drewtheceo9024 3 жыл бұрын
Today is that day again. Happy 420 6am here miami florida. 🔥🔥😜
@1rosconho
@1rosconho 4 жыл бұрын
One good thing about smoking weed it's that I've probably watched 4 times this before and I keep watching once in a wile because I always damn forget it!!! It's incredible man😂
@THEREALDAMNSAM
@THEREALDAMNSAM 2 жыл бұрын
ONG lmao
@SHAYUPIVER
@SHAYUPIVER 5 жыл бұрын
That one guy killed me, talking about his friends wanting to have a Wolf Blitzer conversation, when they're high. 😂😂😂😂
@marcjon000
@marcjon000 5 жыл бұрын
“LEAVE HERE RIGHT NOW!” 💀😂😂
@Strickthedude
@Strickthedude Жыл бұрын
First guy funny af and seems more underrated than should be
@felipelainez5083
@felipelainez5083 5 жыл бұрын
Yes , There’s an OBAMA STRAIN out there Yes We Cannibas HaHaH
@joehsaintina8053
@joehsaintina8053 5 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@lailak482
@lailak482 5 жыл бұрын
The blueberry muffin guy is so me Lmaoo
@eligebrown8998
@eligebrown8998 5 жыл бұрын
I got two 1/64ths coming. 🤣🤣🤣
@boerandemo7766
@boerandemo7766 4 жыл бұрын
Put one in freezer to last us till Christmas
@boerandemo7766
@boerandemo7766 4 жыл бұрын
Put one in freezer to last us till Christmas
@dr.g3860
@dr.g3860 4 жыл бұрын
“I know weed isn’t addictive because sometimes I forget to smoke.” (old Tommy Chong quote)
@shodarnhohepa9053
@shodarnhohepa9053 3 жыл бұрын
Yup its certainly affected your memory
@skylaryoung3819
@skylaryoung3819 4 жыл бұрын
I swear to God I’ve had that “floating TV” conversation before😂😂😂
@hanguflorin4516
@hanguflorin4516 4 жыл бұрын
Alot of people had this in mind... maybe not with a tv tho
@pauloblack7795
@pauloblack7795 3 жыл бұрын
Legal
@BabyGirl18069
@BabyGirl18069 6 жыл бұрын
Yes we can-nabis 😂😂😂
@goatz4u
@goatz4u 6 жыл бұрын
Mich3l3 734 burnin 24/7
@c.o.p.civilian_on_patrol9754
@c.o.p.civilian_on_patrol9754 5 жыл бұрын
They say drugs expand your mind. If you do drugs and "feel smarter" maybe you're opening your mind and looking past your own preconceived notions
@ReizenCreations
@ReizenCreations 4 жыл бұрын
James yeah it makes your perception of self stronger and more aware of surroundings. People call it paranoia but it’s just them realizing how vulnerable they are
@obedepon
@obedepon 3 жыл бұрын
That’s very true bruv
@jonathaneast3727
@jonathaneast3727 3 жыл бұрын
Bruuuuuuh... .
@shawncraft2849
@shawncraft2849 3 жыл бұрын
im high af rn and im watching this amd i get interrupted by a army comercial asking me to find my warrior......dawg i cant even find my keys rn
@Itsjanellealiyah
@Itsjanellealiyah 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@aaronlandry3934
@aaronlandry3934 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh, think if you did enlist though. Buddy of mine did a few months ago. He’s in South Korea now. That’s some cool shit
@TeamLegacyFTW
@TeamLegacyFTW 3 жыл бұрын
You dodged a bullet. Pun definitely intended.
@kobesystemyourwelcome8817
@kobesystemyourwelcome8817 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@marouenbouhaouala5875
@marouenbouhaouala5875 6 жыл бұрын
Omfg the bluberry muffin guy had me laughing so hard😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂
@Noluthando_Maz
@Noluthando_Maz 4 жыл бұрын
I had to watch him again😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂
@christophermueller5173
@christophermueller5173 4 жыл бұрын
Marouen Bouhaouala josh wolf mannn
@NrG_
@NrG_ 4 жыл бұрын
im still laughing hahaha
@xxBONGHUNTER420xx
@xxBONGHUNTER420xx 6 жыл бұрын
That blueberry muffin bit was funny
@kjeezy2990
@kjeezy2990 5 жыл бұрын
GALACTIC WAR it’s basically cheech and Chong’s acid bit.
@xx_chad_xx2922
@xx_chad_xx2922 5 жыл бұрын
i love josh wolf
@killamindedmusic4220
@killamindedmusic4220 5 жыл бұрын
“You need a guy” 😂😂
@ZinkPR
@ZinkPR 5 жыл бұрын
KILLAMINDED MUSIC his voice was funny as shit
@zinazins3102
@zinazins3102 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks KZbin, for the absolute premium level free content.
@ryanbrown938
@ryanbrown938 5 жыл бұрын
Who The hell eats a 1/3 of a cookie?!?!?! I eats all the 1/3s....lol
@buckfuddy489
@buckfuddy489 5 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure I'm one of those folks who think they are "so intelligent" after I smoke..🤷🏻‍♀️
@tristagoode6589
@tristagoode6589 4 жыл бұрын
Same my friends hate it sometimes but they learn awesome facts😭😂
@crunchu2361
@crunchu2361 4 жыл бұрын
Trista Goode my stoner friends think im so smart but i literally spit 99% bullshit and 1% dinosaur trivia
@domisthebomb09
@domisthebomb09 4 жыл бұрын
I do too
@BobbyFlip86
@BobbyFlip86 6 жыл бұрын
Happy 420 🌿🌿🌿
@iphone202020220
@iphone202020220 6 жыл бұрын
Hope you got high as fuck!
@milesv917
@milesv917 6 жыл бұрын
Happy belated 420
@greysky65
@greysky65 6 жыл бұрын
👍🏻
@mollyjane7538
@mollyjane7538 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my God I'm so glad I watched this high!! 🤣🤣🤣
@jgallaa
@jgallaa 6 жыл бұрын
i lost when he said “now theres a fuckin tv floating down the street”🤣
@VictorMartinez-fx2nc
@VictorMartinez-fx2nc 6 жыл бұрын
Comedians are funny and laughing is healthy and free and I love it keep up the good joke, to all my comedian
@peezyorpj
@peezyorpj 5 жыл бұрын
Who’s watching this high in 2019? 🤣
@72thcking
@72thcking 3 жыл бұрын
"In business that's called renigging" 😆🤣😂
@bobbyf640
@bobbyf640 6 жыл бұрын
00:53 Brother smoke so much he got a permanent stoned eyes damn
@JDeane710
@JDeane710 5 жыл бұрын
I have that problem too hahaha
@MattKismet
@MattKismet 5 жыл бұрын
Still one of my favorite videos on KZbin lmao
@RedRedMCmusic
@RedRedMCmusic 6 жыл бұрын
Woke up 2 days later a half a mile away from my house feeling refreshed 😂
@bernaleighvisagie307
@bernaleighvisagie307 3 жыл бұрын
Watching this and having a blunt at the same time 🥺😂😂😂🌿👌🏾
@MachineGunMouth
@MachineGunMouth 6 жыл бұрын
Duck tales Wooooohooooooo
@cameronmalo321
@cameronmalo321 6 жыл бұрын
MachineGunMouth woooooooohoooooo
@coleharrismusic8143
@coleharrismusic8143 5 жыл бұрын
Im so high that i read this video "Here are four hundred-twenty jokes: Try Not to Laugh" When I realized that it was actually about '420', the laughs quickly arrived.
@Scyber_Official
@Scyber_Official 4 жыл бұрын
The first guy looks like Tyler The Creator's dad.
@THM1997
@THM1997 4 жыл бұрын
Scyber_Sounds Of The Future I thought the same thing
@vhs1978
@vhs1978 4 жыл бұрын
This is who answer is about
@kellyburrell4850
@kellyburrell4850 4 жыл бұрын
THANK U!!! I was ab to comment this if I didn’t see it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@danielmoreno7056
@danielmoreno7056 3 жыл бұрын
It is
@Octoberstorm333
@Octoberstorm333 3 жыл бұрын
The deep questionnaires you get into with your friends when you smoke is so insane lmfao
@orlandorossano6073
@orlandorossano6073 5 жыл бұрын
Father guy is the best one without a doubt he made me laugh the most he was the funniest and the realest if only he had a better higher audience💯
@Cr1ngeK1ngs
@Cr1ngeK1ngs 6 жыл бұрын
The duck tales line made me thumb up this vid
@Snoffiii
@Snoffiii 6 жыл бұрын
This was nowhere near 420 jokes! It was much fewer!
@nightcorealphawolfy5351
@nightcorealphawolfy5351 6 жыл бұрын
Snoffiii you innocent soul (it means smoking) sorry if this was a joke
@jdsd744
@jdsd744 6 жыл бұрын
Closer with this one.
@vituralvirgo
@vituralvirgo 6 жыл бұрын
You get 1 ha 😂
@irishpanic
@irishpanic 5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha. I wish it was 420 420 jokes
@ItsTae216
@ItsTae216 5 жыл бұрын
Nightcore Alpha Wolfy I thought the exact same thing til it hit me
@davemathew00
@davemathew00 3 жыл бұрын
Watching this high is truly an experience
@someguynamedvictor
@someguynamedvictor 6 жыл бұрын
Oh I saw that Star Wars style transition at 12:07! Perfect little detail.
@ashtonfoy5450
@ashtonfoy5450 3 жыл бұрын
“Oh shit, that’s how I got caught last time” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@TorEtCetera
@TorEtCetera 3 жыл бұрын
Drew Thomas's voice kills me everytime love him
@turel528
@turel528 2 жыл бұрын
What I love about most people smoking weed is that they are explorers just like me. Open minded and accepting. I literally smoked with Malaysian, Indian, Turkish, Bangladeshi, German and Russian at the same time. I'm from Kazakhstan, btw. Weed smokers are the best community I've ever met so far :D
@PhillipKunze
@PhillipKunze 5 жыл бұрын
I need that weed store Josh Wolf was talking about
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