Michael Rosen Describes Airplanes (Part 1)

(WARNING: American bias.)
This is a fixed version of the video I uploaded a day earlier. I unlisted the original after I made an embarrassing typo.
You can view the original here: • Michael Rosen Describe...
Also, I did make one other change. Try to find out what it was.
(NOT ENDORSED BY MICHAEL HIMSELF)

[@southcarolinianentertainment]

The A-10 Warthog machine gun impression was "Fantastic!"!

[@That_One_Sunshine_Knight]

Made me laugh hysterically. No other reason than *BRRRRRRRT*

[@jojo_da_poe]

Autocannon, there is a difference.

[@svenofthejungle]

@@jojo_da_poe High explosive 30mm turbo-fart.

[@ShadowDocks]

@@jojo_da_poe technically to be more specific it's a rotary cannon.

[@carp6679]

@@svenofthejungle Armor-Piercing Incendiary PGU-14/B 30X173mm death whistle.

[@syfer866]

F-35: "Waste of money" Okay you're going to alert the horde here bud and that includes me. 🤣

[@everettbruckerhoff6029]

He’s not wrong, though.

[@navyseal1689]

@@everettbruckerhoff6029 hes wrong though

[@ShadowDocks]

@@everettbruckerhoff6029 he really is though the f-35 is well worth the money and it's well on it's way to become (besides the Super Hornet and the newest f-15s) the main multirole fighter is the U.S. and how about reading up about the jet instead of just assuming it's bad because it's having those early stages problems that EVERY military aircraft has had at some point that's what most people don't get military aircraft don't just come out perfect out of the factory line it needs time to be finalized even some of the most famous aircraft like the p-51 and f-4 had problems when first introduced.

[@De_cool_dude]

@@everettbruckerhoff6029 the only thing wrong in the F35 development is that they developed it and built it at the same time, but they have those issues ironed out now

[@imgvillasrc1608]

@@ShadowDocks People always forget that R&D is an expensive and lengthy venture. Hence why most countries either prefer to wait for the "new thing" then make their own based version or simply buy the new thing. Perun makes a very detailed discussion why new weapons such as the F-35 tend to be expensive.

[@AkagiZillo15]

B-17s with no fighter escorts. "Oh no! The moment i dread. "

[@Hoffy1138]

By the way, I gave your suggestion some thought and I realized that the F6F Hellcat was developed to counteract the Zero.

[@AkagiZillo15]

@@Hoffy1138 it had the highest kill coint of the war i think. Thanks to the advantage over the zero.

[@SagittariusAyy]

@@Hoffy1138 B-17s with no fighter escorts are just fodder for Ace Combat protagonists.

[@kevintang2605]

@@SagittariusAyy Mobius 1, engage

[@minute0420]

@@kevintang2605 i just read that as morbius 1

[@BewilderedBearMiniatures]

The “can I have a drink” one got me 😂

[@claudiadickson9890]

Me too

[@Countrystephen]

YES

[@JanusHoW]

There's nothing more sacred than the bond between a boy and his airplanes!

[@Aussie6490_gaming]

You could not be more accurate 👱🏼‍♂️❤️✈️

[@JanusHoW]

@@Aussie6490_gaming It was a reference to one of Hoffy's YTPs.

[@jester388]

In time only Vets will remember the spelling error.

[@Fiberglass_Insulation]

What exactly is it? Curtis?

[@Hoffy1138]

@@Fiberglass_Insulation In the first version of this video, I misspelled “Republic” as “Repuplic.”

[@Fiberglass_Insulation]

@@Hoffy1138 oh

[@NoogaiBooga]

I thought the typo was the fact that it's supposed to be named the RS-71 Blackbird, but the president goofed when he announced it's existence, and so the government went back and changed the documents as to not embarrass the president.

[@copycatanimations1472]

0:09 I love how Rosen smiles like the plane and looks like no accident.

[@hurricanefury439]

i'd like to see another one of these christmas bullet, actually um it was horrible v-22 osprey, windmills b-17 kaboom kaboom

[@Hoffy1138]

I don't even know what the Christmas Bullet is. *after some googling* What the heck is that thing? It looks like "we have spad at home".

[@blueeagleforever7300]

@@Hoffy1138 could you pls do shoop da collection part 3 pls? We did not see it for a long time

[@lenadams854]

@@Hoffy1138 there's the mbb Lampyridae

[@ThatAviationGamer]

@@Hoffy1138 dollar store version of Fokker DVII i really hate the design

[@-NGC-6302-]

Every time I get reminded of the thunderscreech I laugh

[@Viktor-gi5up]

F-117:"You can't see me" Serbians chillin' with 1960s SAM:

[@Wolfboy_109]

'i can kill in 5 second' Gosh Warthog is a beauty

[@TheDoctorFromArknights]

Me when F-15: «Yo buddy, still alive?»

[@DarkFoxes]

"And more planes, and more planes" - you know where this so from

[@judet2992]

“No breathing.” Quite accurate for that exhaust.

[@mrmakhno3030]

0:08 F- 117: "u can't see me" a random outdated SAM battery in Yugoslavia: "haha that's funny, missile 1, launch"

[@VVFA-41]

"FUUUCKK-"

[@ian_lewono]

The only reason they were able to shoot it down was because they got lazy and flew the same routes over and over again

[@nathaniel21cabada33]

Go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[@Wolf_3125]

That shootdown was dumb luck

[@mrmakhno3030]

​@@ian_lewonoyou can say the same about all Russian aircraft that were shot down in Ukraine.

[@katherineberger6329]

The winner here is "Can I have a driiiiiiiiink?"

[@Htchhgjhhchc45]

F15 E is my favorite plane in Ace Combat 7 and hearing that it is Fast and Fantastic makes me feel Happy

[@benthomas2232]

Are you sure that there aren't any better aircraft?

[@pharaohbubbles1547]

The Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird. An advanced, strategic reconnaissance aircraft capable of speeds up to mach 3 and an altitude of 85,000 ft

[@tihruytssgjjvsavcxtbvhj3429]

"Mach 3"

[@HakimFinger1953]

@@tihruytssgjjvsavcxtbvhj3429 ???

[@senorchoripalta3417]

"DID YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST?!"

[@Wolf_3125]

Bababa bird bird bird!!! The bird is the word!!!

[@notakoraidon]

It was also created in the 1960's

[@Minutemman]

I am a Hornet guy AND I LOVED IT LMFAO!!!!

[@christophergroenewald5847]

Correction to A-10 "I could kill you and probably my own team in 5 seconds." The A-10's power is way more hyped up than what it actually is. The gun is so inaccurate that it's just as likely to kill the ones who called the airstrik as it is to kill its target. It also didn't have sufficient targeting equipment and often relied on line-of-sight to target the enemy. Leading to multiple awkward situations where it opened fire on friendly and civilian vehicles. The A-10 friendly fire body count was several orders of magnitude higher than any other US aircraft in history. As for an effective tank hunter, if I remember right, the A-10's main gun could only penetrate the armour of tanks as modern as early soviet era and is basically useless against modern tanks. Something else to consider is that pilots had a tenancy to inflate their kill count to both make themselves look better and also because it was difficult to tell whether or not they actually hit their target. This was especially true for the A-10 with it's limited sensors

[@upbeat3535]

It is a great weapon for a different Era of warfare and strategy dont shit on it bro. It's like dogging on cars from the 30s not being as good as modern supercars.

[@tihruytssgjjvsavcxtbvhj3429]

I've watched this no joke 15 times. This needs a million views.

[@1armronindad748]

20 years I had friends that were from a karate dojo. And this dojo was a air force base. And they were pilots. And one day they along me to tag along with them to the base. And there was a mock F18 Hornet along with other air craft in this hanger. I was able to sit in the cockpit of that F18 Hornet. No other feeling in the world can compare to that feeling of joy and pleasure. Then to top everything else on the runaway there's was a CC-130 prepping for takeoff. We walked the runaway to walk through the back that 130. And I was introduced to the flight crew. That was one of the best day of my life.

[@thetinfoilfreak]

The A-10 is more expensive to upgrade than to build and F-35, and they need the upgrade if they want to stay in service due to advancements in anti aircraft weapon systems, like the Stinger. Also, it's killed more allied soldier than any other military vehicle still in military service now. So, uh, switch the F-35 around with the A-10

[@sturmgewehr4454]

Agreed

[@Vincent_A.]

Yeah! the video was really funny, but I’m not putting it into my liked videos for this reason.

[@Santjo]

sorry bud, you're talking out of your ass, stinger-like weapons have been around almost since the dawn of jets. f35 and a10 serve 2 completely different roles a10 can carry a lot of boom boom and can loiter for a looooooooooong time however it's an easy target for sams with longer reach or other fighters. f35 is so multirole capable there's not enough text to be specific, but to compare the a/g aspect, the f35 will hit a target and nobody will know it was even there to begin with

[@thetinfoilfreak]

@Gundam- Nymphali1 dude, I challenge you to use an a-10 to do anything an f-35 can do. Also, not talking out of my ass here, because I read the declassified information on the A-10, and let's just say, it's a fucking disappointment. It's killed more friendly targets than any other aircraft combined since the Vietnam War, has fucking terrible situational awareness, it's guns can't punch through a t-62 without doing multiple passes, it isn't as stable as a helicopter and can't fight in contested airspace due to its lack of air to air firepower. Meanwhile, the F-35 has all of the close air support capabilities of the A-10, more room for bombs, much better situational awareness, and has the ability to destroy precise targets without ever entering the country its targeting. Yet, you're saying a plane that has been obsolete since the FUCKING 80S is less of a waste of money? I have no confidence in your ability to do math or even wipe your own ass. Please tell me that in the future, you will hire someone to do your finances for you, because you'd probably think that a wooden boat that's been sailing for 50 years is a better investment than a new speedboat because you've had the wood one for years, never mind that the repairs are so expensive it's cheaper to buy the speedboat.

[@Vincent_A.]

@Gundam- Nymphali1 I believe in forceful removal of the french

[@HawkThunder907]

0:31 I'm dying 🤣

[@Jaxson28]

I’m 27 seconds in and I can’t even breathe cause I’m laughing too much

[@heykalanargyarifqy567]

0:08 Some mfs in serbia with surface to air missile:

[@absupinhere]

I’ve been thinking about this all day for some reason

[@speedtracker9556]

0:13-0:15 That made me laugh!

[@akula966]

A6M Zero: C'mon, kill me! Hellcat: Okay. A6M Zero: DED. Best bit of the whole video. 😂

[@Fluffypancakes-o7q]

*He was smiling over his big face* 💀

[@romulas-cushmanproject3273]

I’m not even a big airplane enthusiast but even I was cracking up laughing at this

[@-shadowed-]

The Stuka, b52, and the grumman f6f killing the a6m got me.

[@radiofreemongoliaofficial]

F117: You can't see me Some random Serb with a fucking Neva: are you sure about that

[@themanwithnoname6110]

Dat dialogue between Zero and Hellcat tho

[@SeenAGreatLight]

Oh, the Stratotanker KILLED me! "...Can I have a driiiiiiink?"

[@ONvoyage868]

0:48 made me laugh

[@Wolf_3125]

He's right about the F-35

[@Garryzilla]

0:14 oh that got me laughing good

[@theweirdguy124]

Damn if you weren't stuck in 2015 and didn't pick that for the F-35 this vid could've been good

[@sosobel5843]

Bro F-35 is still crap for now

[@hresvelgr7193]

@@sosobel5843 The F-35 has been wiping the floor with every aircraft that’s not the F-22 for the last 5 years. If you call that bad nothing is good

[@subjectc7505]

F-35 still has its problems today but it is an ok platform.

[@subjectc7505]

@@hresvelgr7193 from long range maybe, but in dogfights no.

[@hresvelgr7193]

@@subjectc7505 Wrong. The F-35 is as capable of dogfighting as a clean F-16. It’s not 2014 anymore buddy

[@smellysardin3793]

0:07 serbians: "are you sure about that?"

[@FlymanMS]

As a somewhat of plane enthusiast, these are so on point, gave me a good laugh

[@sivhel5152]

i love the a-10 impression

[@MichealsAviationPhotography124]

The last one was perfect

[@discord_and_entropy]

"stand by for dive bomb! weeee! cuflump! right onto the city!

[@thec.e.oofbasedindustries8013]

The A10 was so accurate lmao

[@ONvoyage868]

0:19 that's what she said 😏

[@randomexcessmemories4452]

Gotta disagree on the F-35, and the A-10 is more than a bit overrated, but the rest are perfect! Also I like the Cutlass. Cool-looking jet.

[@Mr_Bunk]

Found the NCD user.

[@randomexcessmemories4452]

@@Mr_Bunk what's NCD?

[@acemarvel1564]

Exactly

[@Hoffy1138]

To me, the F-35 just looks a little stumpy. I do like how the F-35C looks though.

[@acemarvel1564]

@@Hoffy1138 its the function that matters, the F 35 is the future of aerial combat The A 10 warthog can stay in the past were it belongs

[@aayanscreativelab1786]

The f16 one was brutal NO BREATHING

[@discord_and_entropy]

one of the funniest michael rosen describes I've seen!

[@WilliamCummings-gb9jp]

The f35 one was good

[@bigearsinc.7201]

I love it when a plane just looks like 0:09

[@F4Wildcat]

0:26 Now That is a serious understatement.

[@blooodybladez]

I need the sound clip between 0:11 to 0:15

[@phyllisdeweese9016]

Me:”I can’t stand the noise” Someone:WHAT?? Me:I SAID I CAN’T STAND THE NOISE! Someone:I CAN’T HEAR YOU, THIS PLANE IS TOO BLOODY LOUD! Me:DID YOU SAY BLOODY COW!? Someone:WHAT?!

[@WildmanTrading]

[Huph] The F-35 is the advancement of airborne warfare, with electronic warfare, ground strike, reconnaissance, and stealth capabilities. And yet people just see one less engine and a lower top speed than the F-22 and immediately assume it's worse than it, even though such high speeds wear down the RAM coating and structural integrity while making heat-seeking missiles more effective. Despite the F-22 was pure airsuperiority fighter, while the F-35 is a multirole fighter, with the previously mentioned capabilities, and has two other variants that can give stovl(short takeoff and vertical landing) or carrier landing gear and the tail hook.

[@adam632]

amazing edit!

[@CyberCommander1990]

Eyy 135 stratotanker. That's my boy.

[@androxus3073]

This is a certified patriotic moment

[@alexviper9773]

EA-18G growler:You missed me!!!

[@melaniemaldonado2198]

No breathing! Got me

[@americansoviet9908]

0:14 BRRRRRRRRT

[@TBH-nu2so]

Buddy, you have no idea how scary the F-35 and the F-22 are.

[@insanegaming9410]

Lol KC-135 "Can I have a driiiink?"

[@Random_primate]

Had to rewatch this...good🤣

[@dundabird3203]

Last one got a genuine laugh out loud

[@imhere8474]

‘Waste of money’ Damn you part of the fighter mafia?

[@alpacaofthemountain8760]

F-35 is actually making up its costs pretty well. It’s getting vastly more affordable to produce, (the new F-15Ex is actually more expensive to make). And has a shitload of advanced tech that is becoming ever-more essential to the battlefield.

[@danielmeador1991]

Did you really try comparing the price of thef35 to the f15 while they are both fighters the f15 is more air superiority so don’t even think you can compare the price plus the f15 has 104 victories to no losses let’s see the f35 ever hold a title like that

[@alpacaofthemountain8760]

Stomping on outdated Migs is different from fighting advanced 4th gen and 5th gen fighters. The F-35 is actually much cheaper now, and it could stomp on any F-15. It's doing great in exercises, especially paired with other jets. @@danielmeador1991

[@tommikuva4760]

F-117: You can't see me. S-125: Are you sure about that?

[@corndog_clubb]

“I’m the fastest in the LAND!” 🤣

[@blakechiles3628]

I only know maybe three of these planes so I'll just say I agree with all of these 👍

[@jonot7667]

Please make a new episode of Michael Rosen vs creepypastas. Those are genius

[@delta9990]

00:09 what do you mean by that

[@MegaJani]

0:07 Until you can *laughs in S-125*

[@zbeen-ah-lah]

My dad few the last “Mad Dog” American Airlines had out of DFW into Roswell NM

[@fennecthefurryfox8413]

"And the fastest in the land!!" ;D

[@SirAtesh]

me describing this video: *click* noice

[@Anzac1]

LMAO THE A-10 GUN

[@HomophobeWolf]

F-117: "You can't see me" Serbian AA: press X to doubt

[@hawthornealchemite2136]

I like your funny words, magic man

[@TonyF1MMA]

0:54 weird seeing the guppy on my phone. I work next to NASA’s hangar and see it every day at work so it gave me a bad feeling like I was at work lmak

[@Fredbeardoesnotexist]

1:06 The Hellcat and the Zero Read aloud by Michael Rosen

[@MaxMustermann-qv6nz]

F35 is NO waste of money. It is an affordable stealth/5th gen fighter and will likely become the next F16 in terms of longetivity and widespread adoption (also due to less competition). I loved the rest of the video though 😂😂😂

[@raphaelbrown6314]

I mean its just his opinion my guy

[@MaxMustermann-qv6nz]

@@raphaelbrown6314 Dude, stop hating F35. It is a quality aircraft. Why do you defend F35 haters? They are a problem for the world, at least as malicious as people who crush innocent snails.

[@AeridesEntertainment]

Affordable? My guy, that one weapon has cost the Pentagon more in defense spending than literally anything else ever developed. And it still can't operate correctly.

[@syfer866]

It isnt even a waste of money at this point, it's definitely dominating the fighter market right now, and with each airframe produced by the skillful engineers of our lord and saviour Lockheed Martin, they get more cheaper to produce.

[@MaxMustermann-qv6nz]

@@syfer866 Agreed. I don't think other fighters have much of a chance in any open competition where the F35 is an option atm. The economics of scale combined with stealth, sensor fusion and weapon integration are just too much.

[@iteachvader]

Now do one with Star Wars fighters!

[@ssj99lucario]

0:02 Ah yeah... the Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird An advanced, long-range strategic reconnaissance aircraft, capable of Mach 3 and an altitude of eighty-five thousand feet

[@StaleToaster]

Is it on your Christmas list?

[@ignacioalmiron7187]

The best one has to be the F-4, I laughed my ass out

[@GodzillaLordofallMonsters]

A-10 basically is a gun with wings that fires pure death

[@dragonraptor3435]

No way this dude just said the F22 is "ok"

[@just_violet]

0:48 When the bloke is cheeky🥶🥸🤑

[@McSentryYTP]

I guess that's why they call me the Mc E-3 Sentry. Lol

[@Deck-skitball]

The A-10 one got me dead

[@FireChicken747]

Bro he went from say the f22 was ok to out right crapping on the f35

[@Godzilla20191]

“KaBoom dead”

[@grimspykeSFM]

Hehehe, funni A-10 Warthog gooo "BRTTTTTT-" :D 0:13

[@Mr_Bunk]

1:08 Didn’t there used to be a Corsair there?

[@stephenboshears4832]

Yes it did

[@just_violet]

0:06 Totally agreed!

[@shaider1982]

0:25 Pierre Sprey being interviewed by RT.🤣✌️

[@TheRealArtimusKnight]

Gotta love the Dauntless

[@ghostbrain198]

This was marvelous

[@crusadrian5010]

The most advanced killing machine ever invented is just ok? The 22 solos anything and everything.

[@natelecarde962]

0:25 *Lazerpig intensifies*