michael scott committing actual crimes for 10 minutes straight | The Office US | Comedy Bites

[@GoodNews-px2im]

“I’m not wearing a wire.” Literally wearing a microphone 😂😂

[@jdahighroller9389]

Why would you say that!?

[@cammymct]

@@GoodNews-px2imbro thats what the guy says straight after

[@joshuanelson6699]

​@@GoodNews-px2im r/whoosh

[@GoodNews-px2im]

@@joshuanelson6699 lol 🤣 you're right, it took me a minute 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🙄🙄🙄😂😂😂

[@GoodNews-px2im]

@@jdahighroller9389 lol 🤣

[@MrSpannners]

"Hello, we are warehouse workers. Would you like more proof" How this hasn't become a meme is beyond me

[@goodolarchie]

Because it's missing a visual

[@mikelewis495]

​@@goodolarchieI came here to say this

[@paulmuntean1459]

"I'm not wearing a wire" Bro went to a drug dealing with an entire documentary crew behind him

[@general.salestax2227]

"The eyes are the groin of the head"😂😂 this left me satisfied and smiling

[@thatnaijagirl4908]

That's what she said

[@general.salestax2227]

@@thatnaijagirl4908 🤣🤣

[@CreeperBoyGamingyt]

@@thatnaijagirl4908hahahahaha!

[@General_Karl4350]

hes not wrong.

[@FaustinaFalcon8]

6:47 the fact that Jim drawing the triangle was all it took for Michael to realize 😂

[@jonvia]

If only Michael wouldve asked Creed about weed, Toby wouldve been in big trouble.

[@noudstolwijk3991]

Cannabis indica

[@doritozman5419]

in all my rewatches, I never once considered that as a very valid option

[@bmpdavip]

​@@doritozman5419l

[@joshthoth7811]

@@noudstolwijk3991 northern lights

[@mariapiaboni]

​@@noudstolwijk3991 No, 😮‍💨 it's marijuana

[@late8641]

The kidnapping aside, Michael was right. If the coupon doesn't specify it only applies to one pizza, they should've given the discount.

[@aroha9090]

But yeah, take it up with management, not a kidnapped delivery driver 😄

[@anishvengala]

@@aroha9090 yeah you're right, but he literally said "kidnapping aside"

[@auturgicflosculator2183]

This sounds like a Commander Bortus joke.

[@Alphoric]

That’s false imprisonment but sure

[@TheAeris07]

Yep. On the Simpsons, Marge's pretzel business coupon didn't say one per customer, so Cletus got 100 pretzels free with 100 coupons.

[@CeeMahphy]

“Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?” “Yeshh”

[@elleryholmes2098]

“i’m breathing heavily… “hello we are warehouse workers… “i can see the security guards eyes👿i have to do something to his eyes.”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dielaughing73]

"Would you like more proof?"

[@jonbridge1285]

Eyes are the groin of the head.

[@batgurrl]

Kidnapped pizza boy got the best of Michael when he called him a loser, which was sadly true at the moment

[@martino5742]

He was what at the moment??

[@Aluda-ho6do]

“STOP GETTING HIM TO SAY IT!!! “

[@Good_Username]

500 for the dude's literal lunch salad was the deal of his life

[@jdahighroller9389]

Just nodd your head bro watch us make $500!

[@Aluda-ho6do]

Actually, he was “losing money on it”

[@znab7610]

@@Aluda-ho6doit was super fancy baggie salad. he spent $550 on the basil alone.

[@gu9838]

breaking scott. micheal starts as just a mild mannered boss and then turns into a crime lord.

[@HaveanOreshnik]

He just openly slashed people's tires 😂😂😂😂 He really must've been the best manager to still have his job after all of this

[@EX7Sonic]

I think he just let the air out and Phyllis says later that Bob had some air pumps they could use.

[@gc99289]

That's still vandalism. Misdemeanor vandalism. @@EX7Sonic

[@cosmicedward5238]

He IS the best manager

[@JoshPeterson]

World's Best Boss

[@AryanaCorbett-ek4vk]

​@@JoshPeterson right there on his mug

[@futsal3766]

Shoulda put the time he had Dwight pee for his drug test haha.

[@pnut3844able]

That's not illegal though

[@N0B0DYC4RE]

Michael is fast as hell... he caught quicksilver and spanked him😂😂

[@Thesilent1613]

That’s who that is. I thought he looked familiar

[@Miztix]

Also Jeffery dahmer

[@BigDaddyTony24]

* heavy breathing * *”I’m breathing heavily…”*

[@margaretjohnson6742]

he was gonna set himself and the building on fire to ask holly to marry him… y’all please don’t settle for less

[@PleaseDoNotDoThis]

At 3:40 when Dwight was telling Jim to leave & Micheal telling Jim to help at the same time made me forget people were home in the middle of the night, and I laughed full force for a split second.

[@OPbdh116]

The fact that there wasn't a single Creed moment is egregious. 😂 That guy is at least 45% of The Offices worst crimes. 🤣

[@vivianaespinoza5281]

All I can say is “MICHAEL STOP BEING MEAN TO TOBY”

[@ic3berg339]

Meh toby derserves it

[@BulbaSmasher]

Indeed simply because he's the Scranton strangler lol

[@jaunutisjusk]

Mind your own business Viviana

[@MoonSun00]

Thank you, If I were Toby, I'd sue Michael

[@Amy_T85]

I don’t like Toby so … I have to take Michael’s side.

[@790RISP]

Hmm. Needs more about this "other woman, Ryan, who is described as 'just as hot as Jan, but in a different way.' "

[@josemaria8177]

Kidnaping a pizza boy because he didn't accept outdated coupons for mediocre pizza is low even for Michael

[@matthewriley7826]

Lol according to Kevin it wasn’t even mediocre. It’s like a hot circle of garbage.

[@dartharaneus67]

"The eyes are the groin of the head." - Dwight K. Schrute

[@lynell2B375]

"it's not a pyramid scheme, it's not even a scheme per se" *draws a triangle* his face killed me

[@hotchic4000]

I have to go make a call.

[@gc99289]

Major crimes: 1. Kidnapping of a minor (definitely a felony). Dwight is an accomplice. 2. Conspiracy to frame an employee and reporting false police information-basically SWATTING equivalent. Another felony, Dwight is again an accomplice. 3. Conspiracy to vandalize company property- but that would be up to DunMiff to decide if they wanted to prosecute, which they wouldn't. Probably won't be fired because it was out of misguided good intent. 4. Egging Toby's house- vandalism- 3rd degree misdemeanor. He's committed enough stuff to do a few months to a few years in jail. Only one who edges him out is Creed and Dwight is right behind.

[@Atty1997]

the internet has completely twisted my vision of the verb "edging" and now I can't stop picturing Creed edging Michael jfc

[@Alphoric]

That’s false imprisonment but ok. Is everyone just forgetting that kidnapping actually involves taking the victim and false imprisonment is keeping them detained unlawfully which is what happened. The pizza boy was never kidnapped.

[@Alphoric]

@@Atty1997 Yh they said egging and you’re mind has definitely been twisted if you read edging 😂

[@Atty1997]

@@Alphoric lmao no I was referring to the last sentence: “only one who edges him out” 😂

[@Alphoric]

@@Atty1997 I’m high so that tracks 🤦‍♂️

[@lucasariel87]

0:55 WTF I just realize the pizza guy is the wheelchair boy from glee

[@xovilmaxo]

Solicitation (of a salad) 🤣

[@tomatosoup1304]

Kidnapping the pizza boy and holding him hostage sends me everytime, that was too far even for Michael Scott

[@leonmaguire2863]

Michael leaving the office was one of the saddest moment I have ever watche in a tv show

[@clarenceworley3714]

That last hug from Pam was everything. Such a great show and character.

[@jonasmuller1488]

Michael Scott: The only character, who can literally kidnap a minor and still be likable

[@queenwinning]

Lol Dwight as the sidekick in the pizza matter. 😂😂

[@carlycasper7884]

The gasoline one should’ve been attempted arson 😂

[@rykero4368]

5:20 is technically a family dispute as Luke is Michaels nephew lol

[@J_GoTTi]

The weed deal slays me every time

[@idanlewenhoff2295]

that's a lof of guacamole

[@thehighsch00ldropout]

The watermelon on Stanley's car could also be seen as a racially motivated hate crime and makes it even funnier

[@tmalecki1521]

The worst is when he tried to frame Toby for drugs. Even he knew he went way too far with that

[@IamHollandator]

"I'm not wearing a wire" "literally why would you even say that" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ridgejordan1859]

In Michael’s defense, $500 for 2 lbs of weed is an insane deal

[@ree4238]

It's 2 ounces not pounds

[@draffitiwarnoxmath7159]

This deserves way more views!

[@loganlistrom6805]

I felt bad for Toby with the salad one

[@thelostandunfounds]

Hitting Meredith with his car wasn’t a crime, he even drove her to the hospital😂

[@emre-ie7ox]

Michael wakes up and chooses violence

[@AZMasterbaker]

Scotts tots has to be some.kind of crime. A civil suit at least

[@jdahighroller9389]

It sounds so Pervy lol

[@andrewpacini168]

There was no crime with Scott's Tots. Civilly, it was a contract: he pays tuition if they graduate high school. Unfortunately, this contract needed to be in writing in order to be effective; the statute of frauds requests that contracts be in writing if they are taking longer than one year and/or concerning a monetary value of $500 or more. They could make a claim for promissory estoppel, but that involves detrimental reliance, and that would be hard to prove considering all they did was put in more effort to graduate.

[@yharr3789]

When I was a kid, my parents were laughing really hard about the watermelon hitting Stanley's car. I thought it was funny but I knew they understood something I didn't. Now, several years later, I know what the big deal was

[@zozol1718]

I dont get it..?

[@begonexthotx2293]

@@zozol1718black man loves watermelon stereotype

[@GoodNews-px2im]

😂😂😂

[@quinintheclouds]

?

[@MrJacobst]

Well Stanley sees it he will think it was a racist attack because its watermelon

[@pozzezz]

8:35 is 100% my most relatable David Mitchell moment

[@sunshinelolipops1]

It's crazy how Michael's spoiled nephew would go on to play Jeffery Dahmer on Netflix

[@vivianaespinoza5281]

1:18 that more of a modern family arrested episode where Haley gets in trouble at her college

[@thesuperioraffection4502]

Stop it.

[@abuibu]

There might be a few harassment cases to add. Also, pretty sure they did something unlawful at the end of the controversial corporate meeting when he promised employees a lot of stuff he had no business of promising, he took stuff and then ran out the building with his Scranton co-workers and fled in the limo.

[@vivianaespinoza5281]

1:47 Phil dunphy-Haley this is real life not an excellent movie

[@thesuperioraffection4502]

Seek help.

[@KSLucid]

get a life 7/11

[@Will-wb6nk]

What makes Michael think the pizza boy has any control over discounts? He's really asking him (delivery boy) to pay for everybody's pizza 😮

[@houseofsaudisthebeast]

i never realised just how much crime michael did in this show

[@emre-ie7ox]

I'm an adult i don't have to think or do anything...

[@jimmickens8564]

Micheal crippled the pizza boy before he moved to Ohio and joined a glee club

[@imalwaysright]

This show has me rolling!! Thanks for the laughs 😂😂😂😂

[@IXthCircle]

“I’m an adult. I don’t need to think…” Any time someone “forgets” turn signals exist

[@vivianaespinoza5281]

3:07 where was the interview segment

[@CreeperBoyGamingyt]

3:20 that’s what she said

[@jdahighroller9389]

I forgot how hilarious this show was..

[@Sidal_M]

But ryan started the fire so...

[@fredrikkirderf2907]

I think thats dangerous driving rather than vehicular assault

[@dielaughing73]

Yeah, didn't seem intentional

[@Alphoric]

Same with the kidnapping being false imprisonment and not kidnapping at all

[@LilacSreya]

​@@Alphoric No, that was definitely kidnapping as they coerced him inside the conference room. Taking anyone anywhere against their will is straightforward kidnapping.

[@kurteisner67]

​@@LilacSreyaIt's not always kidnapping, in most jurisdictions of the world there do exist exemptions for citizen's arrest. But even that's only legal if a crime was just committed - so it doesn't apply here.

[@flashsavesirisscene9208]

3:06 😂

[@masongray6837]

If Michael was convicted of all these crimes and was given the maximum penalties… he would at least serve 60 years behind bars👀🤣

[@P1CKL3_RICK]

In the first clip, Stanley’s hairline is painted on. You’re welcome.

[@LTP1776]

5:16 doesn’t count imo. He’s blood related and disciplined his nephew.

[@JK-xt7ro]

-Reckless driving: When he drove his car into a lake. -Parking violation and interfering with emergency services: When he parked his car behind the ambulance when Pam went into labour. -Littering: When he threw to book he was going to gift Ryan. -Trespassing: When he jumped on the train cart because he wanted to run away from his bankruptcy. -Indecent exposure: Poor Pam. -Sexual harassment: When he pulled down Tobys pants before the race. -Sexual harassment: When he kissed Oscar. -Kidnapping: When he tried to force Meredith into rehab. -Falsifying drug test results: "Mine was green". -Wrongful termination: When he fired Devon. -Tampering with or unlawful use of cable television service: When he tried to ruin Gabes party. -Assault: When he tackled Toby in the hockey rink during his birthday. -Attempted theft: When he tried to steal Dunder Mifflin property while starting up Micharl Scott Paper CO. -Attempted match fixing: When he asked Kevin about gambling and if he knew someone who could throw a fight.

[@ThePokeru]

“I can make him talk Michael”

[@ibereprof]

Thats why we LOVE HIM: a funny Tony Soprano !

[@xxB4J4BL4STxx]

i just made the connection that the kid michael kidnapped was artie from glee

[@S0yV0id]

That was an expensive salad 😂

[@jacobrose-janes9750]

Oh my gosh... how was Michael not arrested? Entertaining as hell, and I love the show but wow. Seeing all this is, shocking.

[@MusicLover-my6fo]

Michael the menace.

[@dannycunhaofficial]

Michael should’ve gone to jail for all of these crimes

[@liamfoley9614]

The kidnapping of the pizza teen ... this I agree with.

[@bashir442]

Because were looking up jail time lolll😅😅😅

[@Sunprism]

I Have to do something to his eyes!

[@MusicLover-my6fo]

Toby is the worst HR representative ever. He let Michael get away with all of these crimes and willingly chose never to report him to corporate. If Ryan got arrested for fraudulence against the shareholders, then Michael forcing employees to falsify his signature on company documents as well as kidnapping a minor on camera should've landed him a handful of years in jail time.

[@Roial_Rogue]

michael is the only one who can stop quicksilver and spank him hard. 😂

[@punxrancid124]

Promoting andy is a crime

[@gregmorris2022]

Why is there a warning sticker on the window of the PT Cruiser??

[@10000Winters]

Not to mention his attempted sexual assault on the married lady who owned the Dave and Busters place.

[@delta9685]

Someone should do a list of how many crimes he committed, and determine how long he'd be in jail for them

[@vosteove]

Jan’s lawsuit may have been frivolous, but Michael isn’t committing perjury by testifying on her behalf. It’s not illegal to practice the phrasing of your testimony in advance. Jan was taking advantage of Michael’s stupidity to get him on her side, but that’s not his fault.

[@YehMan_]

I mean if your gonna commit a crime that camera crew aint snitching

[@nocakepeople6506]

Tbh if I was that kid I would take it as a break

[@lost_times]

Honestly, he could've just refused the pizzas since they didn't want to give the discount and got the chance to order good pizza and be in good terms with the group. It was a blessing in desguise, but he flipped out.

[@RyanConnell5150]

You need to fix the audio. The second clip only has dialog volume in the left channel. This happens a lot on your compilation videos.

[@JK-xt7ro]

Maybe you are going deaf in one ear?

[@tumbleweed4026]

As much as I absolutely hate Michael, I have nothing but respect for Steve for pulling out a character I have hated the most in all TV series I have ever watched.

[@Him999LLJW]

Why tf do you hate Michael he's funny af

[@unclecreepy4185]

Actually, Michael hit Meredith on company property with company property, which is double jeopardy. So he’s ok.

[@nathanielkam8019]

pretty sure that was battery not necessarily assault.. isnt assault is the threat and battery is the actual contact.

[@LLOOYYYDD]

*LOL You will not find a jury in all the land that would convict Michael Scott of anything except being AWESOME!*

[@klocc5627]

What happened in the one where he was pouring gas? I don’t remember that

[@ThoseLatinoKids]

Since when is it illegal to put caprese salad anywhere?

[@Yasin_the_Muslim]

Go home, Toby, just...

[@TOSKA-c6b]

0:54 is my mom. But tbh sometimes she has a point.

[@PeebeesPet]

The company of a pyramid scheme is legally responsible not the employees.

[@PeebeesPet]

There was no perjury because he technically didn’t lie during the deposition.

[@PeebeesPet]

Dwight was the one who mislead the police.

[@PeebeesPet]

A joke about a hypothetical unrealistic situation is not a threat to kill.

[@JabsGirl]

$500 for weed?! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@robandadrianne]

He must've felt so stupid after finding out the "weed" he paid $500 dollars for was actually salad. 😆 🤣 Bad enough to pay $500 for weed, even worse that you came out with a bag of salad. 😂😂

[@Alphoric]

I mean half of those aren’t the names of the crimes and half of those aren’t even crimes.

[@matthewos12]

only 10 minutes?