michael scott committing actual crimes for 10 minutes straight | The Office US | Comedy Bites

The many, MANY crimes of Michael Scott.
We put together all of the ACTUAL crimes Michael committed on the office - from framing Toby to literally KIDNAPPING a minor, it's here.
From "The Office": an American television mockumentary sitcom broadcast on NBC. Created as an adaptation by Greg Daniels of the British series of the same name, it is a mockumentary that follows the day-to-day lives of the employees of the Scranton, Pennsylvania branch of Dunder Mifflin, a fictional paper supply company. The series stars Steve Carell as Michael Scott, John Krasinski as Jim Halpert, Jenna Fischer as Pam Beesly and Rainn Wilson as Dwight Schrute.
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[@late8641]

The kidnapping aside, Michael was right. If the coupon doesn't specify it only applies to one pizza, they should've given the discount.

[@aroha9090]

But yeah, take it up with management, not a kidnapped delivery driver 😄

[@anishvengala]

@@aroha9090 yeah you're right, but he literally said "kidnapping aside"

[@auturgicflosculator2183]

This sounds like a Commander Bortus joke.

[@Alphoric]

That’s false imprisonment but sure

[@TheAeris07]

Yep. On the Simpsons, Marge's pretzel business coupon didn't say one per customer, so Cletus got 100 pretzels free with 100 coupons.

[@GoodNews-px2im]

“I’m not wearing a wire.” Literally wearing a microphone 😂😂

[@jdahighroller9389]

Why would you say that!?

[@cammymct]

@@GoodNews-px2imbro thats what the guy says straight after

[@joshuanelson6699]

​@@GoodNews-px2im r/whoosh

[@GoodNews-px2im]

@@joshuanelson6699 lol 🤣 you're right, it took me a minute 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🙄🙄🙄😂😂😂

[@GoodNews-px2im]

@@jdahighroller9389 lol 🤣

[@MrSpannners]

"Hello, we are warehouse workers. Would you like more proof" How this hasn't become a meme is beyond me

[@goodolarchie]

Because it's missing a visual

[@mikelewis495]

​@@goodolarchieI came here to say this

[@general.salestax2227]

"The eyes are the groin of the head"😂😂 this left me satisfied and smiling

[@thatnaijagirl4908]

That's what she said

[@general.salestax2227]

@@thatnaijagirl4908 🤣🤣

[@CreeperBoyGamingyt]

@@thatnaijagirl4908hahahahaha!

[@General_Karl4350]

hes not wrong.

[@jonvia]

If only Michael wouldve asked Creed about weed, Toby wouldve been in big trouble.

[@noudstolwijk3991]

Cannabis indica

[@doritozman5419]

in all my rewatches, I never once considered that as a very valid option

[@bmpdavip]

​@@doritozman5419l

[@joshthoth7811]

@@noudstolwijk3991 northern lights

[@paulmuntean1459]

"I'm not wearing a wire" Bro went to a drug dealing with an entire documentary crew behind him

[@FaustinaFalcon8]

6:47 the fact that Jim drawing the triangle was all it took for Michael to realize 😂

[@batgurrl]

Kidnapped pizza boy got the best of Michael when he called him a loser, which was sadly true at the moment

[@martino5742]

He was what at the moment??

[@CaidenJMurphy]

“Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?” “Yeshh”

[@Good_Username]

500 for the dude's literal lunch salad was the deal of his life

[@jdahighroller9389]

Just nodd your head bro watch us make $500!

[@elleryholmes2098]

“i’m breathing heavily… “hello we are warehouse workers… “i can see the security guards eyes👿i have to do something to his eyes.”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dielaughing73]

"Would you like more proof?"

[@jonbridge1285]

Eyes are the groin of the head.

[@KGBSpyGeorgeCostanza]

He just openly slashed people's tires 😂😂😂😂 He really must've been the best manager to still have his job after all of this

[@EX7Sonic]

I think he just let the air out and Phyllis says later that Bob had some air pumps they could use.

[@gc99289]

That's still vandalism. Misdemeanor vandalism. @@EX7Sonic

[@cosmicedward5238]

He IS the best manager

[@JoshPeterson]

World's Best Boss

[@futsal3766]

Shoulda put the time he had Dwight pee for his drug test haha.

[@N0B0DYC4RE]

Michael is fast as hell... he caught quicksilver and spanked him😂😂

[@matthewhronich8889]

That’s who that is. I thought he looked familiar

[@Miztix]

Also Jeffery dahmer

[@gu9838]

breaking scott. micheal starts as just a mild mannered boss and then turns into a crime lord.

[@BigDaddyTony24]

* heavy breathing * *”I’m breathing heavily…”*

[@lynell3902]

"it's not a pyramid scheme, it's not even a scheme per se" *draws a triangle* his face killed me

[@hotchic4000]

I have to go make a call.

[@vivianaespinoza5281]

All I can say is “MICHAEL STOP BEING MEAN TO TOBY”

[@ic3berg339]

Meh toby derserves it

[@BulbaSmasher]

Indeed simply because he's the Scranton strangler lol

[@jaunutisjusk]

Mind your own business Viviana

[@MoonSun00]

Thank you, If I were Toby, I'd sue Michael

[@amytprincessamygaming6022]

I don’t like Toby so … I have to take Michael’s side.

[@margaretjohnson6742]

he was gonna set himself and the building on fire to ask holly to marry him… y’all please don’t settle for less

[@josemaria8177]

Kidnaping a pizza boy because he didn't accept outdated coupons for mediocre pizza is low even for Michael

[@matthewriley7826]

Lol according to Kevin it wasn’t even mediocre. It’s like a hot circle of garbage.

[@NRSagerOOLF]

Hmm. Needs more about this "other woman, Ryan, who is described as 'just as hot as Jan, but in a different way.' "

[@leonmaguire2863]

Michael leaving the office was one of the saddest moment I have ever watche in a tv show

[@clarenceworley3714]

That last hug from Pam was everything. Such a great show and character.

[@xovilmaxo]

Solicitation (of a salad) 🤣

[@tomatosoup1304]

Kidnapping the pizza boy and holding him hostage sends me everytime, that was too far even for Michael Scott

[@jonasmuller1488]

Michael Scott: The only character, who can literally kidnap a minor and still be likable

[@gc99289]

Major crimes: 1. Kidnapping of a minor (definitely a felony). Dwight is an accomplice. 2. Conspiracy to frame an employee and reporting false police information-basically SWATTING equivalent. Another felony, Dwight is again an accomplice. 3. Conspiracy to vandalize company property- but that would be up to DunMiff to decide if they wanted to prosecute, which they wouldn't. Probably won't be fired because it was out of misguided good intent. 4. Egging Toby's house- vandalism- 3rd degree misdemeanor. He's committed enough stuff to do a few months to a few years in jail. Only one who edges him out is Creed and Dwight is right behind.

[@Atty1997]

the internet has completely twisted my vision of the verb "edging" and now I can't stop picturing Creed edging Michael jfc

[@Alphoric]

That’s false imprisonment but ok. Is everyone just forgetting that kidnapping actually involves taking the victim and false imprisonment is keeping them detained unlawfully which is what happened. The pizza boy was never kidnapped.

[@Alphoric]

@@Atty1997 Yh they said egging and you’re mind has definitely been twisted if you read edging 😂

[@Atty1997]

@@Alphoric lmao no I was referring to the last sentence: “only one who edges him out” 😂

[@Alphoric]

@@Atty1997 I’m high so that tracks 🤦‍♂️

[@SleepingBooty]

6:52 Jim’s smirk is so good there lol

[@user-kd4ct2qv4f]

I love how he is so close to bursting out with laughter because he knows how funny what he is saying is.

[@lucasariel87]

0:55 WTF I just realize the pizza guy is the wheelchair boy from glee

[@dartharaneus67]

"The eyes are the groin of the head." - Dwight K. Schrute

[@idanlewenhoff2295]

that's a lof of guacamole

[@rykero4368]

5:20 is technically a family dispute as Luke is Michaels nephew lol

[@IamHollandator]

"I'm not wearing a wire" "literally why would you even say that" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@queenwinning]

Lol Dwight as the sidekick in the pizza matter. 😂😂

[@yharr3789]

When I was a kid, my parents were laughing really hard about the watermelon hitting Stanley's car. I thought it was funny but I knew they understood something I didn't. Now, several years later, I know what the big deal was

[@zozol1718]

I dont get it..?

[@begonexthotx2293]

@@zozol1718black man loves watermelon stereotype

[@GoodNews-px2im]

😂😂😂

[@quinintheclouds]

?

[@MrJacobst]

Well Stanley sees it he will think it was a racist attack because its watermelon

[@pleasedontdothis.9878]

At 3:40 when Dwight was telling Jim to leave & Micheal telling Jim to help at the same time made me forget people were home in the middle of the night, and I laughed full force for a split second.

[@J_GoTTi]

The weed deal slays me every time

[@imalwaysright]

This show has me rolling!! Thanks for the laughs 😂😂😂😂

[@sunshinelolipops1]

It's crazy how Michael's spoiled nephew would go on to play Jeffery Dahmer on Netflix

[@Will-wb6nk]

What makes Michael think the pizza boy has any control over discounts? He's really asking him (delivery boy) to pay for everybody's pizza 😮

[@ridgejordan1859]

In Michael’s defense, $500 for 2 lbs of weed is an insane deal

[@emre-ie7ox]

I'm an adult i don't have to think or do anything...

[@emre-ie7ox]

Michael wakes up and chooses violence

[@carlycasper7884]

The gasoline one should’ve been attempted arson 😂

[@pozzezz]

8:35 is 100% my most relatable David Mitchell moment

[@Sidal_M]

But ryan started the fire so...

[@AZMasterbaker]

Scotts tots has to be some.kind of crime. A civil suit at least

[@jdahighroller9389]

It sounds so Pervy lol

[@andrewpacini168]

There was no crime with Scott's Tots. Civilly, it was a contract: he pays tuition if they graduate high school. Unfortunately, this contract needed to be in writing in order to be effective; the statute of frauds requests that contracts be in writing if they are taking longer than one year and/or concerning a monetary value of $500 or more. They could make a claim for promissory estoppel, but that involves detrimental reliance, and that would be hard to prove considering all they did was put in more effort to graduate.

[@abuibu]

There might be a few harassment cases to add. Also, pretty sure they did something unlawful at the end of the controversial corporate meeting when he promised employees a lot of stuff he had no business of promising, he took stuff and then ran out the building with his Scranton co-workers and fled in the limo.

[@houseofsaudisthebeast]

i never realised just how much crime michael did in this show

[@ibereprof]

Thats why we LOVE HIM: a funny Tony Soprano !

[@thehighsch00ldropout]

The watermelon on Stanley's car could also be seen as a racially motivated hate crime and makes it even funnier

[@vivianaespinoza5281]

1:47 Phil dunphy-Haley this is real life not an excellent movie

[@thesuperioraffection4502]

Seek help.

[@jdahighroller9389]

I forgot how hilarious this show was..

[@jimmickens8564]

Micheal crippled the pizza boy before he moved to Ohio and joined a glee club

[@fredrikkirderf2907]

I think thats dangerous driving rather than vehicular assault

[@dielaughing73]

Yeah, didn't seem intentional

[@Alphoric]

Same with the kidnapping being false imprisonment and not kidnapping at all

[@MusicLover-my6fo]

Michael the menace.

[@user-kd4ct2qv4f]

This is exactly why Michael Scott is the flawed hero. They say you admire people for their virtues but you love people for their flaws. I'm thinking of King David.

[@P1CKL3_RICK]

In the first clip, Stanley’s hairline is painted on. You’re welcome.

[@bashir442]

Because were looking up jail time lolll😅😅😅

[@liamfoley9614]

The kidnapping of the pizza teen ... this I agree with.

[@S0yV0id]

That was an expensive salad 😂

[@jacobrose-janes9750]

Oh my gosh... how was Michael not arrested? Entertaining as hell, and I love the show but wow. Seeing all this is, shocking.

[@ThePokeru]

“I can make him talk Michael”

[@vivianaespinoza5281]

1:18 that more of a modern family arrested episode where Haley gets in trouble at her college

[@thesuperioraffection4502]

Stop it.

[@Sunprism]

I Have to do something to his eyes!

[@xxB4J4BL4STxx]

i just made the connection that the kid michael kidnapped was artie from glee

[@dannycunhaofficial]

Michael should’ve gone to jail for all of these crimes

[@Roial_Rogue]

michael is the only one who can stop quicksilver and spank him hard. 😂

[@vivianaespinoza5281]

3:07 where was the interview segment

[@flashsavesirisscene9208]

3:06 😂

[@YehMan_]

I mean if your gonna commit a crime that camera crew aint snitching

[@CreeperBoyGamingyt]

3:20 that’s what she said

[@gregmorris2022]

Why is there a warning sticker on the window of the PT Cruiser??

[@masongray6837]

If Michael was convicted of all these crimes and was given the maximum penalties… he would at least serve 60 years behind bars👀🤣

[@10000Winters]

Not to mention his attempted sexual assault on the married lady who owned the Dave and Busters place.

[@MusicLover-my6fo]

Toby is the worst HR representative ever. He let Michael get away with all of these crimes and willingly chose never to report him to corporate. If Ryan got arrested for fraudulence against the shareholders, then Michael forcing employees to falsify his signature on company documents as well as kidnapping a minor on camera should've landed him a handful of years in jail time.

[@nocakepeople6506]

Tbh if I was that kid I would take it as a break

[@LLOOYYYDD]

*LOL You will not find a jury in all the land that would convict Michael Scott of anything except being AWESOME!*

[@punxrancid124]

Promoting andy is a crime

[@klocc5627]

What happened in the one where he was pouring gas? I don’t remember that

[@ThoseLatinoKids]

Since when is it illegal to put caprese salad anywhere?

[@nathanielkam8019]

pretty sure that was battery not necessarily assault.. isnt assault is the threat and battery is the actual contact.

[@diegotornado1133]

7:17 just notice the simpsons reference

[@robandadrianne]

He must've felt so stupid after finding out the "weed" he paid $500 dollars for was actually salad. 😆 🤣 Bad enough to pay $500 for weed, even worse that you came out with a bag of salad. 😂😂

[@Alphoric]

I mean half of those aren’t the names of the crimes and half of those aren’t even crimes.

[@joshuaramirez5399]

I wonder what the running total would be if he actually got convicted

[@darksideorseid6300]

Yeah...I don't see why he's a fan favorite.

[@leonardjr1316]

Idk what y’all talking about… Michael is innocent😴

[@CreeperBoyGamingyt]

We can’t forget that they were talking with some young Asian girls at a restaurant.

[@Miliator]

only 10 minutes?

[@KhaledBenhocine]

You forgot the beard

[@elizabethking-villar1983]

That was Ryan's crime, according to Oscar.

[@sar-kastic1290]

Something about Jan’s instability and crazy behavior makes the beautiful woman she is,1000 times hotter. Not sure what that says about me. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@ernaisaacs983]

How is "egging" someones house, a crime?

[@BrandonBChambers]

SURELY Scott's Tots is fraud!

[@HakuYuki001]

The company of a pyramid scheme is legally responsible not the employees.

[@HakuYuki001]

There was no perjury because he technically didn’t lie during the deposition.

[@HakuYuki001]

Dwight was the one who mislead the police.

[@HakuYuki001]

A joke about a hypothetical unrealistic situation is not a threat to kill.

[@leorguz1905]

Michael is well above average huh.

[@LTP1776]

5:16 doesn’t count imo. He’s blood related and disciplined his nephew.

[@jim2268]

What did you just call him? A loser What did you say?! A LOSER What? A loser

[@wildcraft8143]

Idk, I just don’t find these crimes that bad because Michael Scott committed them 😴😂

[@189x]

Honestly I wish he went to actual prison for a bit of time, I loved Michael as a character but he could be such a horrible human at times