Reuben the Bulldog: Ruff Conditions

[@BigEvilNetwork]

lmao "Santa is gonna be pissed!" was my dad's threat when I was a kid.

[@jeremyhyler2203]

I need to say that more often during Christmas...”Santa is going to be pissed!” 😂

[@redleg56]

A suggestion - If you have children, gift-wrap a bunch of empty boxes, and every time they misbehave, one goes into the fireplace.

[@brandimagnotta3017]

@@redleg56 lol hilarious

[@brandimagnotta3017]

Yes loves that

[@donnasneed5955]

Reuben in his natural habitat. Merry Christmas to everyone.

[@katekat1064]

I love that he has his own wrapped packages

[@luChewy8458]

Merry Christmas!🙋‍♀️🐱💜🎄🎁🐕

[@73scorpio100]

Merry Christmas 🎄🎅

[@drienov]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!🎄🎄🎄

[@sharonbignell6113]

This is hysterical my laugh for the day

[@ethomas8980]

Isn’t the new couch wonderful!? God Bless 🙏🏼🙏🏼👆🏼👆🏼his Biggest fan for gifting Ruben with it! So awesome‼️❤️👍🏽💜💚💙🥰 He has sooo much work to do - no wonder he needs his rest. A Dore A Bull💚💙🧡💜❤️‼️‼️🥰😍😘

[@swayingpalmsdable]

I love the way he froze under the tree. As if you then couldn't see him

[@pamelasimsjones557]

It was priceless. I laughed so hard - Roo Baby is damn near human - if only he could talk!

[@samanthab1923]

He was fully under there! Thought he was better with the Tree mangling? Funny story, saw someone with a fur tree skirt! Can you imagine, he'd plop himself right down & never leave 😂

[@samanthab1923]

He thinks there is a cloaking device surrounding him 😂

[@londiej9215]

He did didn't he??😂😂

[@yvonnemclaughlin4324]

I’m glad to see he’s enjoying his new bed.

[@samanthab1923]

Looks good on him too!

[@idafreedman7694]

It’s nothing like watching a bulldog deciding where and when to poop and not listening to daddy to leave the Christmas tree alone!

[@samanthab1923]

That's a full day!

[@annm4833]

And the Blanket Fluffing, that was great! 😂

[@l.t.8472]

Ah precious Roo is on his new sofa. Roo needs booties. Roo loves presents. Reuben thanks for the joy you give me. I love you Reuben.

[@jackpalance5099]

DITTO....✅✅✅✅✅✅👍👍🙌🙌👏👏❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️. 🇨🇱AustinTX. “MrDon”

[@stuartburgess2626]

Late night greetings from England to all the Melnotte family. Difficult times over here, so thank you to Reuben Montague-Brown for stepping in at 10 pm GMT. God bless you all. 🙏 🌈 ☺ 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 🐾 XX

[@ReubentheBulldog]

Best to you all over there!

[@annm4833]

Hope you're staying safe there, it sounds pretty nerve wracking. ❤️🇬🇧

[@stuartburgess2626]

@@annm4833 Vaccinations have started for those 80+ or NHS workers (Nurses etc) but it's a difficult time for many, as we'rs si used to our freedoms and interaction. Praying for a better 2021 across the globe. 👍 🙏 X

[@stuartburgess2626]

@@ReubentheBulldog That means a lot. 👍 Go Bills (&, Up The Owls 🦉 Sheffield Wednesday Football Club, if Reuben would like an English football/soccer team to support. We play in Blue, White and Black, so not too dissimilar to Buffalo 🐃). Stu. 🐾 X 🇬🇧 🇺🇸

[@ziza7573]

All the best to you Stuart. Hang in there🙏 Christmas greetings from Melbourne 🎄🎅😉🤗

[@vivianthompson4945]

I see that Reuben is enjoying his couch. Looks comfy

[@JesusIsMyEverything-John1633]

Hahaha I am so glad that he loves his new couch!

[@samanthab1923]

He looks good on it too!

[@Excalibur2112]

I cracked up when Mike yelled out "Santa is gonna be pissed!" 🎅😂👍

[@Kari.F.]

So, Roo - the frozen grass is ruff on the dingus, eh? Yep, I can imagine! 😂💞 You got your very own couch for Christmas, though, so life can't be all gloomy!

[@patricialangeveld5269]

Things definitely must be looking up with Santa Jeff's comfy new sofa. Roo: what should I wish for 2021...

[@nancyJ976]

All that Reuben Christmas mess... ♥️💞💘. Have you all the best Christmas possible.

[@chd1694]

Reuben: Thanks dad for showing millions of people of me taking a dump 😜😃☺️

[@emmylou-y4b]

Ha!

[@evajean206]

Honestly, isn't it the responsibility of all parents to humiliate their children?

[@marlanatisin8324]

@@evajean206 yep, sure is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@evajean206]

@@marlanatisin8324 Thank you for understanding, Ms. Marla. Have a safe and blessed holiday season, my friend!

[@marlanatisin8324]

@@evajean206 and you also

[@sharronandrews7675]

Looks like someone is enjoying his new couch! A place for comfort between all of the indignities of life.

[@RosePedal1016]

Stretched out on the Roo couch love it he’s so funny.

[@quietman71]

Only Reuben can wake himself up with his own snoring.

[@patricialangeveld5269]

Omg 😁 for real 🐶

[@shirlspark_stardust]

Lol 😂

[@Crossword131]

@Brad Hampton Farts, bro. Its the farts. At least the snoring is rhythmic. The farts are surprise napalm and chaos. By the time 911 picks up, you realize what's happened and know that your entire life is going to be pure vet bills and apologies.

[@quietman71]

@@Crossword131 and endless fumigation and gas masks.

[@Crossword131]

More lethal than Covid, more mysterious than the Sphinx. My first bulldog had the superpower of pinpoint farting. Meaning that in a room of 20 or 30 people, his biological warfare could start in the living room, then hit one or two people IN OPPOSITE SIDES of the dining room before inevitably hitting the intended target, either me or my husband in the kitchen. I have many witnesses to this phenomenon. To this day, science and religion have no explanation for this highly adapted canine F you. His intent was also underscored by his lackluster efforts to care when he'd done it or whose life he ruined. Yelling "LOUIE...NOOOO" or "DEAR GOD, WHAT IS THIS?!" yielded, at best, a frosty side eye Ice Cube would be proud of. I hope researchers can find a way to harness this curse for the good of humanity. Until then, don't invite your religious family to a party at your house. When hit, they will curse God and blame you for it. Good luck with that.

[@jeffhoekenga7160]

Mr man is like sunshine on a cloudy day, he has a way of making me warm inside.😊

[@whitexchina]

My dog has already opened a gift. He knows EXACTLY where the squeaky toys are.

[@samanthab1923]

I can't wait to see what he got. He's been so good this year 😂

[@sylviaczornyj9143]

Reuben, you're the cutest Bulldog ever

[@9ner4ever34]

That's facts. 🤗

[@marlanatisin8324]

@@9ner4ever34 TRU facts. Merry Christmas 9!!!!!

[@KindlySo]

The way he just stands there with his naturally incredible expressions and lets the camera roll ~ amazing! None of my dogs will stand still for anywhere near that long. He does seem to enjoy his couch from Jeff.

[@buckeye200175]

Now that was couch surfing at its finest !

[@marlanatisin8324]

hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@stephyfra1243]

Look at that face so stubborn but yet sooooo cute!!!

[@dianecampbell5801]

“Dad, you should try this.” 🤣. Thought he dipped a little low on that frosty grass. He’s too funny - pees on camera, but needs his privacy for pooping. What a character - and such a cute one. Merry Christmas to all!!! 🎄🎄⛄️⛄️🎄🎄

[@drienov]

Merry Christmas!🎄🎄🎄🎄

[@kashataylor6430]

YEAH I THOUGHT MALE DOGS KICKED THEIR LEGS UP ALL THE TIME

[@surferbetty3248]

@@kashataylor6430 not male bulldogs. Sometimes they do lift their leg but bc of the way they are built they sometimes just squat like a girl 😆

[@kashataylor6430]

@@surferbetty3248 oh i didnt know that because it looked so funny. Im like if you dont go lift that lazy leg up.,‼ 😂😂😂😂 I had a girl bulldog so i never payed the males any mind. Thanks for letting me know. Im like he to damn lazy😂😂😂.. Happy Blessed New Year❣

[@cottontails9003]

Reuben your beautiful. Merry Christmas to all the family!.

[@karenhardie1132]

The Christmas tree and Reuben is really funny. His bed looks lovely. He is kind of like a 2 year old.

[@margaretdimick2096]

I had a beagle years ago and I often said I didn't need kids because I already had a toddler in the house. 😊 I miss him.

[@sandyjohnston8883]

Ruben, I see your napping on your new doggie bed. All I can say is your so adorable yet naughty but that’s what I love ❣️about you 🦴🐶🦴

[@simonselvaggio4330]

Oh rueben what are we gonna do with you. I will tell u WE LOVE U

[@fongsalyphabmixay1842]

Oh no Reuben,-it amazingly freezing and ices on the grass. Does Reuben body feeling cold in winter? Hopefully Reuben receive present from us soon. Goodnight Reuben, love your smile winkle. NIGHT!!,

[@bonniedantonio4072]

Oh Reuben I would love to just give you a big ole hug you make every day ok just watching you and your cute expressions. 😘🤗

[@theresaredmon7723]

Reuben is getting his beauty sleep for the big Holiday 💕🥰

[@kyotocoversjimanderson782]

Reuben: "Worst Christmas ever."....... Somehow, I think that most of us don't believe that!

[@M.C.Blackwell]

I know! He already got that great couch!

[@darrellclark9013]

Oh Boy ! The fabric softner trick ! Mom & Dad are gonna get it ! 😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️🎄🎄🎄

[@rebeccaforrest2315]

That boy has such a hard life :)

[@suezang5254]

I just love Reuben,he doesn't care,and I love the fact that we all live in Reuben's world, I am quite happy with that,long live our ruler,Reuben the Great 💝💝

[@mikedavis2998]

Awesome to see his majesty comfy on a couch. As far as the tree goes, Reuben was obviously checking moisture content to prevent fires. He was also within his right as homeland security to check each and every package thoroughly just to be sure. Finally, you wouldn’t begrudge Roo a little back scratch using the tree’s branches? That showed initiative and creativity. Merry Christmas to you guys and God bless us, everyone.

[@2manybooks2littletime25]

Speaking of creativity, you did a great job of coming up for a reason for Reuben getting himself into the gifts under the tree!😆

[@msdebrap.9664]

That's right. A working bulldog should never be underestimated.

[@wanderingalba5077]

Exactly 🤓, I guess you're from the firm ' Dog Law 🐾Mob' and the recipient of a hefty retainer from our Roo 😜. Terrific representation in his times of need for back up rebellious, provocative, self affirming narratives. A true wordsmith 👍

[@bethannsmith5656]

Poor Reuben, not getting any privacy. You look so comfy in your new bed. Luv ya Reuben 😘

[@denault3985]

Reuben is just like a kid...everything is just for him!

[@patricialangeveld5269]

Yeah, but he's a smart kid, he gets what he wants! 😁

[@eouchi2455]

My 🔮 phychic says Rueben is a reincarnation of one of the tribes and he was one of the elite. By the way Mike & Carrol was his servant!

[@sgia2154]

6:24 if that's not the cutest face ever after all that rigorous pawing!!!!! OH MY ROO!!!!

[@debedwards1717]

OMG, he’s so adorable!!!! I love Rueben. 💖❤️💖

[@lilydaniluna135]

You endure many injustices Reuben....but your so humble, it's amazing. Merry Christmas from Syracuse NY

[@shellygeorge9227]

"Oh lord, it's hard to be humble when you're perfect at everything..." The struggle is real my friends...REAL I tell you!!!

[@M.C.Blackwell]

Reuben, you got to open that amazing Christmas present couch days before Christmas and now you want more! You can wait a little while for for Santa. And I thought I'd seen everything until we saw you licking the presents! NOW I've seen everything! Merry Christmas Reuben and family and thank you for all the smiles all year 🧑‍🎄🎅

[@ReubentheBulldog]

Thank you!! Merry Christmas!!

[@lindajohnson5082]

“Rachael’s room is warmer” 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@9ner4ever34]

🤣😂🤣

[@marlanatisin8324]

hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@rosannacellini2158]

Reuben looks so comfy on his personal couch, lol He figures something under that tree is for me, I want it. Love how he primps up his blanket till its just right. 😴😍🐾🎄🎅

[@s.armstrong701]

One Christmas morning we woke to all our presents tore up. Needless to say that every year after that our bully, Gottlieb, had at least one present for himself!!!!

[@evajean206]

Gottlieb?! What a great name! Although, I would've thought Hanukkah gifts would be more appropriate for him. The important thing is that he got his own gifts! God Bless and keep you well!

[@s.armstrong701]

He was named after an local Houston "celebrity" from 1950s etc. If I remember correctly ( its been 40ish yrs😀) his registered name was Mudre Moosh( and yes, Im sure I butchered the spelling!!!). Or something like that🤣 seeing Reuben and hearing his noises brings back so many fun memories!! God Bless you as well!!!

[@shardakapoor7861]

Ur Rebeun has.mind of his own as so intelligent and knows where what's to be dine Proves he troubles no one not even his parents. Ur the bestest in whom whole Universe Rebeun. Hug u a lot Ur sure. Huggy person for ur fans with lots of lots of love and " Merry Christmas to u all family " Continue spoiling and pampering Rebeun as he's so cute

[@ReubentheBulldog]

Thank you!! Cheers!

[@amy5262]

Reuben settling in nicely on his new couch💙

[@generationll]

Like opening with him in his new bed.LOL he cannot stay away from that tree

[@gernnnblanstennn7862]

Roo is like Chuck Norris. Roo doesn't sleep...He waits!

[@MzuMzu-nx1em]

King Roo has no rival, even during his meditation sitting on the trone .

[@cherylingala2413]

That picture of him on the couch is priceless.

[@3jsmj896]

Looks like he can't wait for Christmas.

[@Jenily111]

Merry Christmas to Reuben and his faithful servants!

[@M_RYU]

Hi, Roo 👍🏻🇨🇦 You made my day! Your New bed looks so comfy!

[@jan9659]

ROO, Just when I thought you couldn't be cuter...I love you soft puppy!

[@jackirichard414]

Hi Reuben, Mike, Carol, Rachel and Tyler.

[@reginaduke7451]

That precious little face! What a character. Sending hugs!

[@AYOITSCHUCKY]

Reuben : Christmas 🎄 Week is Christmas to me. 😂

[@silverork7165]

Reuben is a real trooper.

[@DisneyPoppinsDisney]

Staying strong when things a ruff... A true sign of a warrior.

[@srok62]

He sure knows how to make me smile

[@Mama-Ames]

Sweet Roo, my little Christmas angel, bless your adorable little heart for making my Christmas more merry & bright. I love you puppy.💕 💕💕💕🙏💕🌟💕🎄💕 😇 💕💕💕

[@pamelasimsjones557]

The quick sprint into the house after taking care of business, the quick freeze when you told him to come from under the tree & leave the packages alone, sweet Roo Baby fluffing his blanket, his sweet napping on his new spiffy bed, showing his cute teeties & tongue - you can't help but love this cutie pie, cutie hunk-a-lunk! Happy Holidays Melnotte family.

[@beatricegalvez922]

"come down here and make me" 😂😂😂😂. Love it .. love you Reuben❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@dianadagoddess3979]

He mischievous, busy but I love him. Love you family, take care, stay safe ♥️

[@sallydaniel1023]

Oh Reuben, I'll trade places with you any day!! You're the most adorable bulldog on the planet ❤

[@laraoneal7284]

Love him on the couch from Jeff, perfect size.

[@katekat1064]

He looks so comfortable on his own couch

[@carolmcdowell6791]

Merry Christmas 🎄 Rueben Mike Carol Rachel and Tyler.... thank you for the smiles and opening your hearts and homes to share wonderful Rueben ❤️

[@ReubentheBulldog]

Thank you! Happy Holidays!

[@deejohnston2150]

Poor Reuben, it's tough work to be so adorable!!

[@9ner4ever34]

🤣😂yes!

[@joannebutler8631]

AWWW Rubbs the Munchkin has such a tough life, he just gets so excited and likes to keep his Mum and Dad on their toes. x

[@saturdaysun5724]

You work so hard at keeping a straight face sometimes Mike, it makes me giggle . I just can’t help it 😂

[@ReubentheBulldog]

:))

[@deborahcole8647]

Roo don’t worry about the 15 people that gave you a thumbs down 😟just send them 15 extra Christmas hugs, that will get them in the spirit🥰

[@creamfornow3256]

His couch is best thing ever

[@kingthunderstar]

Look at Reuben with that cute little face laying on his comfy doggy couch :)

[@gregr3720]

Looks like Reuben really likes his new couch.

[@ryancharles4124]

Lol you just keep on doing what you're doing Reuben,,,,and you'll get whatever you want buddy,,,hope you you all have a Merry Christmas,,,and Santa paws brings you everything you want Reuben,,,

[@ReubentheBulldog]

Thanks, you too!

[@jax33881]

Loving Roo enjoying his new sofa. Just like every kid wanting to get to open packages early. Santa's watching Roo👀

[@claudiareinhold29]

First off Roo, do you realize what an awesome fan Jeff is for sending you your own couch? That is such an amazing generous gift. Looks like it's a pawsome fit. Reuben, you should not be complaining. Santa can change his mind at any time leading up to midnight on the 24th (going into the 25th) ! I just cannot imagine the complaining if you had snow & winds along with the cold. I love love love how you snore. ❤❤❤

[@OneTrueCripple]

"Reuben don't lick the packages!" I snort-laughed. 😂😂

[@constantdarkfog49]

This was a very cute episode with Reuben, working thru tough times, LOL, Love you Reuben. Good wishes to Mike, Carol & family thanks.

[@jackirichard414]

Our family tradition is open one small gift and our stockings on Christmas Eve.

[@msdebrap.9664]

Bbb..but, but Reuben got a whole new couch!

[@littletearose7807]

Reuben is my favorite bulldog! He’s so adorable!!🐶😊

[@tobyatkinson2010]

“Santa is going to be pissed!” 😂

[@HilaryScanlan-nv5hx]

If everybody had a Reuben, the world would be so beautiful. Full of love and so funny. Best wishes to all Reuben s family from England sith 💕💕

[@peggy7079]

Merry Christmas Reuben. We ❤ you.

[@francisjohnson665]

Reuben , I feel for you , I really do , but , it's life we have too go through it , we can't go around . You look so handsome on your new couch .🤗🤗❤❤🎄🎄🎁🎁

[@ramonapatterson1082]

Merry Christmas too all. Reubens is wonderful. He has such a hard life.

[@drienov]

Merry Christmas🎄🎄🎄🎄

[@kathleenaglaganian9283]

Roo, we need to bottle your happiness you bring to people, the only problem is coming up with a name to put on the bottle. Think of something! Thank you again for putting a smile on my moms face. JJ and mom

[@ReubentheBulldog]

Thank you! Happy Holidays!

[@sandywright5466]

I'm so glad to see another Reuben video

[@mikeyt6785]

Reuben no longer needs Santa. Reuben's got Jeff from Colorado! It's been an eventful Christmas week, clearly!

[@gwena3830]

The best video EVER!!! I didn’t fall apart until Roo said “Unbelievable!” about the generic fabric softener 😂🤣. You really crack me up, you crazy little dog 🥰❤️! I see you’re loving your new sofa 👍! It’s gorgeous!

[@harmonicachick100]

Boy, that bed was a hit. He seems to love it!🤗🤗❤

[@jackirichard414]

Awe Reuben is so cute sleeping. 🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶

[@sherilozak4326]

Oh Rueban, we have 2 FEET of snow here in Williamsport PA! You deserve all the spoiling you get. Xoxoxoxo

[@ataylor340]

I love the post-poop sprint. 😆

[@9ner4ever34]

😂🤣😂

[@Fox1nDen]

Roo on his own couch should be in the Dictionary next to the words for comfort, bliss, and satisfaction.

[@bethbordeaux4030]

Hysterical! See he’s enjoying his new couch!

[@ruthevers8558]

Roo, you got to open one gift already... you now have a couch of your very own and you get to control who uses it... You're doing pretty well.