Micheal McIntyre "People Without Children Have No Idea": And I am people. | Reaction

[@MarkLindsayCNC]

As a man with 5 kids and 7 grand kids, I can tell you that you usually don't notice noise the kids are making. You notice silence immediately, because that's usually when they're doing something they're not supposed to be doing. But noise? Nope. It's much like how folks who live near airports or railroad tracks become so accustomed to it, they don't even notice it.

[@JakkiPi]

Yes silence is terrifying. Checking to see if they're breathing when they're sleeping is another one. Someone gave us colored bath dyes. Noticed it was quiet and walked in to check... to find a child laying in an inch of red bath water. That'll give you a heart attack! She was just relaxing. I threw out the bath dyes, angry that someone thought it was a great gift.

[@shanwyn]

Silence is alarming. Followed b your kids calmly sitting together in their room when you come in, smiling at you and behave all nice and innocent. You know immediately something is wrong

[@GrumpyGrampa]

Yup the silence is terrifying

[@PlentyFromJuanSheet]

As a person with 3 kids and my wife having 4 of her own, I can assure you if the house went quiet it was down to 3 reasons, A) they all left, B) they’re all asleep, or C) one of them broke something or someone (in which case the crying started)… 😂 Thank god for human development. 😂

[@SENATORPAIN1]

The first time me and my brother found a porn magazine we were silent and my mother pounced on us right away wondering what we were UpTo. I was 37

[@julia3374]

I love his style of commedy, how he always ties things together, coming back to the first bits at the end makes everything feel cohesive. You definitely need to watch more!

[@mr.jglokta191]

His Dentist story is even better 🤣 Oh, and the Kilt joke 😆

[@thewhat6219]

Yeah, that's why I'm grateful to have been an uncle, it's been like a little demo to parenthood 😂 I for one would rather still have the sleep, but props to anyone who takes that on and keeps with it, willingly or otherwise.

[@24elAlien]

This video should be called "Birth Control". 😂

[@ethankniseley6542]

Next time someone asks, "Can you imagine little versions of us running around one day??!": Have you watched the movie "The Omen"??............

[@Slywulf86]

In the house I grew up in, My parents had a grandfather clock that would chime ever 30 minutes and count out the hours with a bong sound for each hour passed. I remember friends spending the night and waking me up asking how the hell I could sleep with that thing going off all the time, I didn't hear a sound. For the most part I forgot it was around, Unless I was looking at it for what time it was. Now, Some 20+ years later, I can still hear it in my head if I think about it. Crazy how the brain works!

[@CarlosRenfroe]

Funny stuff and accurate. My family has been the biggest privilege of my life. Wouldn't have it any other way. Keep up the good work.

[@gooshie3]

His dentist bit is amazing.

[@kgzuig]

:D That's a good one. My fav bit by Michael is British people on holiday. xD And also the one about dentist visit going wrong.

[@NoProtocol]

I’m going to put this on the list! I want to see more of him

[@Rendell05]

"It takes a village to raise a child" is one of those things you don't really appreciate until you're a parent. As a new-ish dad I have yet to endure all of the struggles outlined, only a few. The nights my parents can babysit to let us go on date night, the daycare looking after her while we work, the extended family keeping their attention while we host a family function. I'm quite certain being a good parent is knowing you can't do it all yourself and trusting you've got good people to help share the load in a way that empowers your friends and family (I.e. you being the cool aunt for example). For recommending good comedy I would suggest the Canadian treasure Norm MacDonald. Specifically his Moth Joke or 12 Minute Joke are great introductions to his cleverness.

[@black.sasuke.uchiha]

10:40 I was driving and thought my data cut off!😄💀

[@NoProtocol]

I was just loading my thoughts

[@almostyummymummy]

A mum of two teens (daughter 19, son 15). I would love to have them be little one's again. Honestly. I would. See. I even typed all that with a straight face.

[@MrNathansdad]

"as if they're just trying to quickly shovel food into their mouth while it's still hot..." Yep. Sometimes it be like that 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@Filemoooon]

For me the hardest was to have 1st kid, with 3 on board it is easy peasy now. It is brilliant how our brain can adapt to survive 😂

[@Tigermoto]

I stuck with the one, you definitely do adapt, improvise and overcome.

[@jackyfriedman1963]

I love Michael. He is hilarious. He always tells his comedyy true to life. Any of his comedy would be awesome. Josh Blue is hilarious as well. So is Gabriel Iglesias. All 3 have been doing stand up comedy for decades. They tour around the world.

[@spartanical]

well that's the funniest wholesome humor i've heard. not my usual taste, but pretty good.

[@adamk7406]

As if ur reacting to Michael lol what a British comedy legend! Thank u for the content sister always makes my day when u upload

[@NoProtocol]

Thanks for coming back Adam (:

[@jamesf4329]

Tim Minchin - prejudiced Tim Minchin - lullaby Peter Kay - misheard lyrics Peter Kay - abscess/ emergency dentist Micky Flanagan - Delhi belly Two Ronnies - four candles Randy feltface- Randy buys a bookcase Lee Evans John Bishop

[@NoProtocol]

Oh these, I’ve seen Misheard Lyrics on the channel so thank you!

[@jamesf4329]

@@NoProtocol I thought maybe you had seen that one. I know you'll enjoy the rest

[@JustayoungBBCliving]

Much love from across the pond😍🇬🇧

[@sangay4469]

In love with your intros😍

[@Nuron666]

Nice reaction No Protocol You should do Micheal McIntrye 'Bees and Wasps' Totally hilarious, The funniest thing I seen

[@NAFO_MythicPlague]

Great Smile D. Yeah it is like that with kids. Mine are in there 20's now. But I can still recall all those days nights and in-between.

[@NAFO_MythicPlague]

You know what I miss the most Rocking them to sleep in the middle of the night. Most would say it was a pain but I do miss that part.

[@bulletproofpepper2]

Being a grandfather of four is great, you can spoil them. The silence is deafening when your kids are young, you know they are up to something. The teenage years are rough.

[@williambranch4283]

Parenting isn't everything, but it is something. Not for everyone.

[@derubain5774]

His bit at the dentist is bloody hillarious

[@chantenupa]

* Channel Support * Insert Positive Message Here * Nothing But Love *

[@SuperGForce01]

I lasted 5 minutes watching Michael McIntyre which is a new record for me. That's five minutes of my life I'll never get back 😔

[@andrewgrant6516]

For Micheal McIntyre I recommend "celebrity send to all" and "unexpected star of the show".

[@NoProtocol]

Thanks for leaving suggestions Andrew!

[@brentandvuk]

Thank you, I needed a good laugh

[@ChadFreyMusic]

You are a heart of gold , I never wanted kids either.

[@kivsanchez811]

Big fan of Michael McIntyre. He has one about names that I thought was really funny..

[@Bill-2203]

I remember when I was a kid and trying to get my mums attention she literally never heard any time I said mum but as soon as I called her Sandra I would get instant attention 😂

[@maxbrown7719]

I have a 15/16 yr age gap with my lil sisters, so when they used to drive her mad with constant "mummy mummy mummy!" I'd just go "mother" or "Helen" to half not add to the chanting n half to mess with her n get the wtf face from her 🤣🤣

[@steven2640]

Perfect fusion of Seth Macfarlane and Mike Myers, plus he sounds a lot like Stewie.

[@AdventurousNomad007]

My 14 month old nephew who lives with us just got a toy drum with drumsticks that also rattle.... I'm about to run mad. But on a serious note, Michael McIntyre has to be one of the funniest comedians in the world.

[@NoProtocol]

For your sake, I hope that moves onto another toy soon

[@Owlincoup]

As a single father of three, I've learned to listen for sounds of pain/distress. The rest of the noise is just lost in the background to me. Of course if one of my children is talking to me they have my undivided attention.

[@FrankCastlesConscience]

Fantastic comedian. His “dentist” routine is amazing.

[@charlesf2804]

I don't have children either, and at this point wouldn't want any if it meant starting from scratch. I've also had nightmare thoughts about pets, particularly cats using my speaker grilles for scratch posts. If I were to meet someone special enough to marry and she had a child already, I'd want him/her to be old enough to have a conversation with. If I met someone who had a pet, I'd have to think about it. I have grand nieces, and when I go to my sister's for Christmas I see them. I note as they've gotten older, they're easier to take. I can have conversations with 2 of them now. The third one needs more seasoning😄. As for comedy recommendations, I discovered Mitch Hedberg recently. Of the several videos I've seen, I think I like "I Wish they Made Fajita Cologne" the best. He's no longer with us; the official cause of death was a drug OD, I think. He started using them to combat his extreme stage fright.

[@anxofernandez3344]

There's a great video titled "Simplifying English for the Americans". It's absolutely hilarious. I highly recommend it. The title is self-explanatory.

[@shanenolan5625]

I can see you as the cool aunt. That makes sense. ( tuning kids out ) grandma 😆

[@NoProtocol]

That is actually a huge compliment, thank you Shane!

[@alanthompson2753]

Found him from Top Gear w Jermey Clarkson. That interview is so very funny

[@shanenolan5625]

Love this bit . 😍

[@NoProtocol]

I don’t know how I hadn’t heard of Michael McIntyre before!

[@shanenolan5625]

@No Protocol he is very popular in the UK. Has a couple of TV shows. Oh I mentioned a ridley Scott cold war mini series. ( I couldn't think of the name ) it came to me . ( the company) look out for Michael keaton he is wonderful in it

[@CMDRRustyDog]

"It's been a long time since you HAVE watched comedy". ;)

[@stansmith3509]

😢 This is so true.

[@axlfrhalo]

i can recommend "the adam sandler paradox by Dodford" very well made and just in general great video!

[@RickSjoerds]

The part where he talks about kids being ready for school or being dressed up when it’s not needed (early in the night or weekends)… yeah… my son (4) wants to sleep out during weekdays, but in the weekend…. 6-6:30am… he walks down and is awake… same goes for my daughter (10). Weekdays no-go, weekends, 7am and she’s all done and ready for the day… I recognize a lot 😂

[@raifthemad]

I have never wanted to wake up before noon, nor have I ever liked going to school, so this kind of situation is completely alien to me. Before the army, I was such a sound sleeper, an alarm clock that beeped for ten minutes couldn't wake me up.

[@pazwretzky4673]

it's been a while since you watched Sebastian Maniscalco, Old World Upbringing is quite good

[@drthdave007]

Im a single dad and my son is five and disabled my problems are diffeerent but i can relate for sure

[@dyoung3536]

Being a parent changes you. Sometimes not in good ways. Wife was driving once when while stopped at a red light, a group of kids (teens) came up to the car hooting and hollering. This was when you first started hearing about flash mobs robbing people. As we'd just moved from the sleepy midwest to big scary southern California, I've got one hand on the door handle and the other in a cocked fist ready to throw down and holler at them to back the F__ off or I'll bust their skulls open. (I'm not a fighter....my last "fight" was in 4th grade and I didn't even throw a punch, just held the kid away with my long arms). As the light turns green and my wife pulls away, the kids are in the back with their mouths hanging open in disbelief staring at me when my wife says... "You realize that was a church group fundraising right?" Ok...so perhaps I'm a little too over protective. Ooops.

[@JJBushfan]

You might like Dave Allen 'Teaching your child to tell the time.' It has similarities to this one, but more specific.

[@MrNathansdad]

Hmmm, gotta go through your playlist and see if you've got any more good Brit comedians you've watched. Love em.

[@NoProtocol]

There are quite a few, I’ll have to watch more in the future though

[@MrNathansdad]

@@NoProtocol hmmm, where would I send a link for a clip I'd like you to react to?

[@JARROD1_NC]

Tell me what kind of videos actually hold your attention, like which subject from comedy, which comedian? Or what kind of science, history or thought provoking videos..

[@therealestninja]

I have a cousin like that. She has a son a couple months older than me.

[@ravenward626]

I just saw another of Simon Whistler's videos. In it he does a good job summarizing an interesting saga in Florida's history. "The Conch Republic: The Micro-Nation that Seceded from the USA" - Geographics. Not a comedy, but certainly a good telling of an interesting incident.

[@GeyzerSoze]

I'd love you to look back at some of the old greats, most specifically Robbin Williams, who although known for his acting and theater, was in my opinion the standard by which all standup should be judged. Live at the Met is a great one

[@lukkaonmars6089]

He is amazing 🤣😍

[@NoProtocol]

I need to see more of him!

[@lukkaonmars6089]

@@NoProtocol Things We Do When Nobody Is Looking! | Michael McIntyre Stand Up Comedy

[@NoProtocol]

I already like the title

[@kakanhejsan]

Have u ever heard of Harry Mack ? if not i thought i would drop the recommendation even if its maybe abit out of left field his an amazing freestyler that freestyles to strangers based on the words they suggest to him and i promise its gonna be like nothing else you have ever heard. some videos suggestions of him are "Harry Mack Omegle Bars 52", "Harry Mack Omegle Bars 45" & "Harry Mack's Prom Night in DC | Guerrilla Bars 25" but all his videos are amazing.

[@spacefanatic]

You should watch his 'dentist' sketch.

[@oldmanjimh3165]

So true.

[@PadreSnazzy]

Excuse my ignorance (if you already reacted) and off topic suggestion, but I recommend US Marine Corps Boot Camp by Business Insider!

[@ravenward626]

I have a feeling our minds are fairly good at subconsciously modeling the world around us. But if things going on around you are entirely expected they are less likely to grab your attention. It may not have been that your cousin didn't hear his son playing a dinnerware drum kit so much as he didn't actively notice what he was hearing.

[@joec5544g]

Your channel is a must see.... Love your commentaries.... Have you ever thought of doing a channel that addresses any social issues? You're very insightful... I think you'd be great... Take care.

[@FrancoisDressler]

Channelling some Lee Evans in this bit

[@pipsmakethprofit]

Recommendation: Key and Peele UFC goes next level.

[@NoProtocol]

I haven’t seen anything Key & Peele yet but I’ve heard good things

[@Scoupe400]

Definitely an easy going whimsical safe comedian for a small chuckle. He’s not a Ricky G or a Frankie B. He’s more a ‘silly’ excitable observational comedian, rather than the similar but down to earth Peter K, which maybe a north/south divide.

[@NonsensicalGaming]

And see, I was the opposite. "Keep those kids away from me breeders!!... with love

[@ArtistJoshuaWeigand]

I finished 1Q84 yesterday. I'd recommend that to anyone here that hasn't read it.

[@NoProtocol]

I’m so glad you took me up on this suggestion, Josh! Let me know how you liked it

[@ArtistJoshuaWeigand]

It felt like a very "well crafted" story. I remember specifically thinking that when listening to it. I enjoyed the characters and places and especially the stories within the story. I found the subject matter of the religious cult and leader to be very interesting. There certainly seems to be (or have been) things between religious leaders in the west and kids, and I'm not sure I really understand his take on it exactly. Balance, yes, but still I am confused about the meaning. I'm comfortable with the view that those religious leaders are malicious frauds. I'm happy those two found each other in the end, even if they maybe shouldn't have. The bit towards the end with all the characters narrowly missing each other while looking for each other, was great. I'm a bit sad Chekhov's gun handling instructions were not followed, and am not sure what to make of the immaculate conception. On the whole, I enjoyed it quite a bit. There's a lot of melancholy, but also hope, and even better hope paid off, and that's a flavor of art I enjoy quite a lot. Thanks for the recommendation

[@NoProtocol]

I remember finishing that book with a lot of loose ends in my mind. Towards the middle I found it meandering in the moment but once I was nearing the end I thought “ah ok, that was well crafted” (as you say). My only qualm was how quickly it was wrapped up, it was a very long book for it to be concluded so quickly (although that is personal preference). I’m glad you ended up reading it! After being gifted that book I got really into his short stories & novels. I hope you recommend it to someone else some day (:

[@ArtistJoshuaWeigand]

I did think the ending felt a bit abrupt, and I totally agree with your observation about the meandering, but I do tend to like some amount of meandering after some groundwork in either character or plot is laid down. Too much meandering can feel like a videogame where the point is just to grind, and I'm not into that type of thing. I'm more interested in exploring a world, so taking some time to look around after some structure has been established can be fun. I probably will recommend it. I hope you enjoy the weekend.

[@sephuris5555]

Okay I have two little boys, so I can confirm you have to at times put them on mute or just ignore them for a little bit because hopefully she will go and say I'm trying to take care of every little thing that they want or do

[@thebipolarpsychonaut4984]

As a full time single Dad I can give this opinion from experience. If you are having as much of a struggle as he is demonstrating then you are F'ing up as a parent. My daughter is 20 and my son just turned 18 and is graduating highschool in June so I have seen it all and never dealt with some of what he described. I can tell you this, raising children, at some point, will give you the biggest scare you have ever felt, but also the greatest joy you have ever felt. Yet I don't recognize most of what he is saying (or acting out).

[@Competitive_Antagonist]

Maybe because its comedy and so is exaggerated for humour.🤔

[@bobpurcell7175]

We know as much as we care to know, put it that way 🤚

[@kirks386]

Do men block out unwanted sounds?

[@kamron_thurmond]

I actually have a literary recommendation for once it's called "Way of the Warrior Kid'' by Jocko willink

[@NoProtocol]

I have read this book (: once in a while I catch his podcast as well, inspiring guy

[@mikefufuffalo8487]

You're awesome, intelligent and pretty =) And this was funny.

[@NoProtocol]

Thanks for watching Mike (:

[@mikefufuffalo8487]

@@NoProtocol You're quite welcome. Thanks for making a funny one! Was in the mood today. But I like the learning ones too. Your smile helps, regardless of video. =)

[@djjam9073]

Yes specific parenting tasks and skills, but everyone was a child once and can certainly ascertain appropriate "human" behavior and certain appropriate decoram with a specific social setting.

[@nukiesduke6868]

Honestly I'm surprised you haven't been hit with copyright strikes. Generally having the video of w/e you're reacting to up without being barred out or super transparent generally causes strikes. Thankfully most of the stuff you react to the channels aren't anal about striking others.

[@NoProtocol]

Many of the videos are claimed, so they’re not monetized on my channel

[@paulodmanoel500]

I was quiet as a kid, but my sister was a menace. I like kids but I hope my son will be like me and not my sister. I don't have it in me to experience another one of my sister's tantrums.

[@Themata]

Same applies with: - People with kids vs - People with kids with disabilities

[@malarkey2217]

If you liked this one, you will love ' M. Macintyre : Ackle Akinkaker '.

[@SimonJM]

I really don't liek this guy, but .... I'll watch it any way - just for you!

[@mikemartin9222]

Another British comedian you should watch is Mickey Flanagan. Deli belly!

[@hyperspacejester7377]

Analytics ✌️😎

[@NoProtocol]

Thank you (:

[@4canspoon]

You could try Al Murray vs Americans.

[@NoProtocol]

I’ve seen that one on the channel in the past (:

[@chrisbarrett2512]

Being human is not always an easy thing. The family unit has been in decline since the 1960's, frankly, having children is a commitment to the future of the human race. if we get a population collapse, there will be difficult times, as we have always been a growing species. Looking a Japan buying more adult diapers than baby diapers are a signpost of a shrinking population.

[@jokuz9133]

I have 3 kids. But the hardest part has been my spouse.

[@Mad9977]

British humor lol 😅

[@cthulhuspawn6290]

If you ever hate someone with kids. Buy the kids a drum set.

[@bradleylawrence658]

I think he was exaggerating how easy it is to have children. I don't remember any bluff that worked more than twice.

[@alanthompson2753]

If you want to get back into more comedy please please try Bill Hicks. Some bits like Pussywhipped Satan, Mushrooms, or Dinosaur in the Bible would be great for you

[@NoProtocol]

Hi Alan, I’ve watched some Bill Hicks bits on the channel in the past but I’m not familiar with the ones you’ve named so thank you!

[@alanthompson2753]

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[@krystiankara]

Try Anthony Jeselnik 😈

[@misob]

Bill Burr

[@randelrobbins1408]

Raising kids is wonderful. It's hard, but it's worth it. Jesus Christ makes it easier.

[@sparkyfromel]

All true but being grand-parent is just swell , play with the little brats , pump them up all afternoon and then give them back ..... REVENGE !!!!!

[@NAFO_MythicPlague]

50% will like what I am going to say the other 50% I could care less. When I was raised and how I raised my kids. You go out to dinner you best be on your good behaver or you are not going out with the family. You can sit in the car or you will just not go. If that failed a good chat in the men's room or outside in the car has the same effect. Of course your booty is sore but oh well. You best act right or that privilege is taken away. I had only needed to use the Restroom/Car visit one time and three times with the you want to act up. You get the car. After that never had an issue.

[@LANGI902]

No need to have kids. The world's already so over crowded 😂

[@stumps2785]

Try Shane Gillis he’s great

[@TheLivirus]

Some ask why birth rates are falling. Gee I wonder if it's because having kids sucks and there's birth control.

[@9usuck0]

Most of his problems would be solved by being a better parent. Maybe plan to leave better. I helped my sister a lot with her kids and she never was late. "Get ready, we are leaving" her kids were then ready. Just like good sitcoms bad examples are always the funniest.

[@9usuck0]

In my experience Latin parents are bad parents. Their parenting style is making sure they have food and a roof but nothing else. Dads discipline and that's it. I live in an area that's half Mexican American and white and none of my Hispanic friends fathers do anything with them. Their mothers are the same, they feed them and discipline them but provide next to no bounding activities to grow on. To put it in perspective to my childhood, when I saw my dad he took us camping, fishing, walks, bike rides, shopping, took us to pow wows. But my father was a good example of fatherhood and I do not know how common that is. Would like to hear some other good examples.

[@9usuck0]

On the Latin Tia, thing. My fiancee is the youngest of nine children and she has nieces and nephews her age because of it. One of her cousins is my mother's age. It is so funny to see people not much younger than me start calling me "Uncle Ron" because I am with their aunt, who they call "Tia Soka."

[@danjones6702]

whats on the wall?

[@NoProtocol]

Someone’s painting

[@danjones6702]

@@NoProtocol hope life have been treating you well.

[@NoProtocol]

You too Dan!

[@theobserver86]

Id be perfectly happy being her husband for the rest of my life

[@jdzspace33]

Oh, it's not that bad... it can be i suppose. But it's not that bad all the time at the very least