Michi Discovers That Heavenly's "Ball" is no Longer With Us..

[@TomatoSpider-vm2mq]

heavenly must have pissed off a wizard

[@RhysHill-ur8lq]

Are you talking about Ari?

[@lerpsnerp8181]

@@RhysHill-ur8lq his ball was taken in the divorce.

[@OrbObserver]

He got them back with a mend buttcrack spell but the damage was done.

[@SammyEdgeINC]

​@@lerpsnerp8181this is why we get a prenuptial...

[@justsomeguy9280]

I've been terrified of testicular tortion ever since that one episode of Venture Brothers

[@katcorot]

The worse bit is, it doesn't have to be a sports injury. Some can get it naturally thru extreme dumb luck.

[@Yansko-san]

never read Dandadan then

[@powercheif]

As one whose had it, i dont recommend it. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemies

[@VME-Brad]

same

[@wildkaya643]

oh god I blocked that memory out it all came flooding back AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@heraut]

Yep, balls are used for balance. This is why Heavenly can only walk in circle.

[@HandoruKiipa]

The discussion about balls being used for balance has now got me imagining balls functioning like a tuned mass damper. Alternatively, truck nuts for skyscrapers

[@fantazjo]

everytime michi says "coochie meow meow" ferro dies a bit let's give a minute of silence to brave soul that stands beside her

[@freakysquirrel7218]

That sounds like the brainrot version of the actual word

[@Radiodragonofdoom]

Testicular torsion? Ovarian torsion? Yo the human body has way too many terrifying ways it can malfunction.

[@RichyArg]

Like how many nerves seem to be perfectly positioned for a slighly misaligned joint to pinch them.

[@rhaven090]

Intelligent design as they say

[@probablythedm1669]

I mean, techically, death, autoimmune diseases, allergy, and cancer are all just the body malfunctioning... Our bodies are a mess of "well, this mutation worked long enough to reproduce." 🤷‍♂️ A lot of animals have it way worse, so at least there's that. But intelligently designed we are not. We don't even have a spine optimized for being vertical all the time! 🤣

[@soundcloudpandapandawa2997]

The human body is a great trapeze act of both maintaining chemical balance, blood pressure, and maintaining a healthy amount of living cells. Seriously it's a miracle imo that Multicellular creatures like us exist.

[@splashafrica]

The design is very human

[@CakSindox]

Lesson about guys: If one guy gets hit in the balloons, every guy around will feel it. You don't need to actually experience it, just the knowledge is painful enough

[@Scudboy17]

Yeah, nut shots have an AOE

[@KingDetonation]

Knowledge of the sensitivity is instinctual, so the phantom pain is ever-present

[@cee_yarr]

**slaps your nuts** **recoils in sympathetic pain**

[@roerd]

One thing: if a testicular torsion gets fixed by surgery in time, so you don't lose the testicle, they will sew it in place, so it can't twist again.

[@NefariousDreary]

I lost it when she started singing Celine Dion

[@likestosleep225]

o7 heavenlys ball

[@mykalkelley8315]

Michi gives me "woman from nowhere is suddenly thrust into a civilization filled with science and wonder" vibes

[@Sunder2113]

"are guy's balls like the tail for dogs?" - michi 2024

[@Sunder2113]

A line hasn't sent me like that in a long time.

[@Sir_Saki]

I've never had the TT thank god. The closest I've come to it was a strained ball. Dealt with the worst pain down there for days but both soldiers survived safe and sound. STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT CAUSED IT EXACTLY TO THIS DAY.

[@newstrzala]

Man, ive been watching the michi clips and it feels like shes always been in vshojo despite the fact that shes been in it for only about 3 months.

[@tiagotiagot]

03:10 Half the chat screamed in pain, the other half secretly needs clean underwear now... Well, less than half, I'm sure she got some percentage of meow-meow-havers in the audience...

[@steveo9284]

As the acting dumbass of my area; two days after my vasectomy, I was in a jet boat up in the middle of no-where. It was very windy, bouncy and the underwear I had was also filled with baby peas and baby carrots. Got both balls still, just firing blanks.

[@8lacKhawKtheRIPPER]

I feel ya, Heavenly~ Had that shit happen to me last year. Just woke up like normal and boom. Man, human bodies can be so freakin' cool sometimes.

[@Ballacha]

14:19 bro knows a nascar driver pog

[@morgan7909]

15:34 I knew a guy who dipped his balls in glitter, pretty nuts

[@alandubois159]

10:40 Michi. Mark, Bob and Wade have already been down that rabbit hole lol 😂

[@Bakuganluver23]

Wait, did Heavenly actually Get the torsion? thqat's gonna be the WORST feeling to have.

[@RaeneTheFaerie]

He's been pretty open about having only one ball from what I can tell.

[@powercheif]

Its something men has to be wary of. The moment youre feeling bad pain in your balls, get to the doctor immediately. I got lucky when i had it.

[@freakysquirrel7218]

@@RaeneTheFaerie Seems like Heavenly, Armstrong and a certain Austrian painter have something in common...

[@RaeneTheFaerie]

@@freakysquirrel7218 How dare you. XDDD

[@togeluga_the_cat]

@@freakysquirrel7218 wait wich Armstrong are you talking about

[@austinm5630]

Speaking of the "shift stick" reminded me of the cl*t mouse. Way way back in the day IBM laptops used to come with a tiny little thing the size and shape of a pencil eraser head, usually in the center of the keyboard. Everyone jokingly called it a "cl*t mouse" because that's what it looked like. I actually had one of them, it was funny as hell but it was an awful input device, so I literally made a trip back to Circuit City (yeah, this was a WHILE ago) and bought a trackball the next day. I think they were still putting them in some IBM and Lenovo laptops up until like 5 or 6 years ago.

[@Freeze-n-Frost]

2:11 Reminded me of “Dance with your painis, c’mon now everybody dance with your painis😂

[@tiagotiagot]

F for Heavenly's ball

[@KWifler]

She showed her her papapa 😂💀

[@KWifler]

Michi mochi meow meow 😂

[@tiagotiagot]

13:19 That could cause them to retract so hard they get inside the body; when boys reach a certain age (well, dunno if it's an specific age, but sometime before puberty usually), their balls drop, before then they're up inside a pocket on each side and the sac is empty (TBH, I'm not 100% sure exactly how far inside they stay in little boys, cause for me they already dropped when I was still so young I don't remember, and I am not gonna be researching little boy balls; but they can go back in even with adult men; and some got the pockets entrances lose enough it doesn't even hurt to hide them like that and got empty-sacked). The retraction is a reflex based on temperature to keep the sperm at the ideal temperature (inside the body is usually too warm, that's why the balls are on the outside.

[@MrHoneuma]

Thins reminds me of a story someone sent in on an old Veibae stream where someone tried unsuccessfully to climb over a metal fence with the spikes on top. Apparently got caught and severed one of the pair on the spikes, with it falling out of their shorts.

[@xellosamagojyuuroku9030]

Poor mel

[@LizardWizard35]

The balance is stored in the balls, clearly lol

[@ImGazu]

A moment of silence for a fallen soldier. RIP Heavenly's ball.

[@zyxaqc]

I'm surprised Heavenly didn't take his ball and go home

[@althelor]

Just the mental image of him asking the doctors if he can keep it in a jar or something like it's a trophy absolutely sends me.

[@johnj.spurgin7037]

Michi... What- and I CANNOT stress this enough- the F*CK?!

[@simiansaiyan8162]

Welp. . . 5 minutes in and already I am feeling the pain. . . You know if a girl ever ask me “how do I know it hurts” I will just look at her for 10 minutes and say a single word.

[@tokaokami7447]

"leave his ball alone" 💀

[@AilinOGriobhtha]

Why does this conversation just trend more painful with every passing moment?

[@jasoncarto]

Mans who said "link?" got put on a firing squad

[@probablyfacetious2895]

Bro went for it, respect o7

[@ivanpabon2741]

So mei was doing her yoga poses agian i see

[@RyanFrench-x1e]

4:54 i feel attacked, also testicular torsion hurts like _hell_

[@RyanFrench-x1e]

i lost my lefty

[@WillTBear1]

Call that boy "The Cyclops"

[@spiffythealien]

As I’m watching this there’s an ad for Dick’s sporting goods.

[@RichyArg]

If i had a ball for every streamer i've learned has only 1 ball, i'd have one ball, it's not much but it's weird that it happened just fyi, i didn't lose mine to testicular torsion, it never grew nor dropped after i was born and my body just sorta absorbed it back, somehow, though, according to my doc the one i do have is bigger than normal, probably because it had to compensate for the hormones the dead one couldn't make, apparently, both with the testicular torsion and my case, it's apparently normal to still extirpate the ball if it can be saved/still is there, because once it has caused this kid of issue it's much more likely to cause it again, or something worse, in the future.

[@krasusable]

RIP

[@HeadfirstRYAN]

The one to blame for balls is our Heavenly Father who art thou in Heaven

[@Bleats_Sinodai]

18:35 there was a dude when I was in 6th grade that would do that in the middle of class. It was kinda disturbing to witness tbh.

[@markchristensen23]

My friends and I knew a guy (not a nice guy) who lost a ball to an accident. So, we called him "Uniball" or "The Uniballer". XD

[@ejune98]

14:01 🦄

[@dragoonmk4203]

MICHI NOOOOOOOOOO-

[@Spedatr0n]

The more you know.

[@marvinhubregtse5776]

10:00 its baldurs gate 3 without the dnd parts ... so 90% the same (almost like its the same devs XD)

[@gary4014]

3:25 WHEN YOU CANT EVEN SAY MY NAME

[@toospooky051]

Testicular tortion is funny after the fact. Most injuries are.

[@BladeLigerV]

If I could only re-design a single feature of the male body, it would be that the balls are internal. Having the male junk be external is such an unbelievable design flaw.

[@Pewafamath]

See Spot Run!

[@guiltyspark7308]

Heavenly became like Nogla?

[@82gamerprincess31]

Only one thing worse than torsion… Tommy Dreamer, the wrestler, told a story about getting hit in the balls and having a burst testicle that swelled to the size of a grapefruit. They saved it by draining it with a needle like a knee or elbow. 😵‍💫

[@tiagotiagot]

I'm not sure if the guy asking for the link should be banned, they could be asking for the clip where they talk about it...

[@riastradh]

Bro who said link did nothing wrong

[@kuyalumpiangsariwa8993]

Instead of coochy meow meow use KIFFY

[@shaggyplays5210]

Does Michi know she actually does have a weenis, 2 in fact. It's the skin at the end of your elbow :P.

[@Yansko-san]

Heavenly is the next troupe character confirmed in Dandadan 😂?!!

[@miqueasbaermudez2989]

no its not

[@pumbaboi6056]

This is bordering on Twitch's TOS... I love it Also rip to all people that are watching in public

[@Bloodstar-o7]

Brave of anyone to watch Michi or vshojo in public lol. 😂

[@pumbaboi6056]

@@Bloodstar-o7 atleast without headphones good thing I was alone at home lmao

[@Zanpaa]

Bruh discussing medical situations isn't TOS If you think this is sexual content you're deeply deranged

[@bored_person]

An ESL speaker has no place to argue what sounds better in english. You don't see us criticizing Indonesian slang.

[@bluevaito4643]

V shoujo corrupted michi

[@quartzninja]

As someone who's been watching her since before, they absolutely did not. lmao

[@jjQlLlLq]

​@@quartzninja Can confirm, I followed Michi since her dreaming days precisely because she's already like that. Lmao

[@Scudboy17]

Remember when people thought Michi in her past life was going to corrupt HoloID when the collabed? Boy were they wrong! Michi isn't unhinged, she has no hinges. HoloID? They have no idea what hinges even are. All Indonesian vtubers seem to have a special degree of craziness across the board.

[@NamuIsIdle]

lmaooo... dang, you missed out on the demon that was Mika Melatika huh XDDD

[@bluevaito4643]

This is just a joke, with the henya context....i do not expect do much atention mb

[@zhuljojo]

The most "hurt pain" conversation i ever heard and i feel from just hear it 🤐🫨🫨