Why would you make this...

[@GUNUFofficial]

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark...

[@big_sea]

yes

[@standingonbusiness1441]

I literally saw a clip of that scene like 10 minutes ago 💀

[@Natsuwastaken]

“Lets see Paul Allen’s truck.”

[@kristin4876]

What’s the time stamp?

[@gen1136]

That's what she said

[@Chibi_Mercury]

so the saying "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" apparently means "it's better to be content with what you have than to risk losing everything by seeking more"

[@krystofkarda7395]

We have a similar saying but it goes "better a sparrow in a hand than a pigeon on the roof" And it means "better to have something small than not having anything

[@Dr._Geno]

yeah and it's because if you let go of what you have all three are likely to escape leaving you with none.

[@RedstoneRuler]

w h a t

[@Chibi_Mercury]

@@RedstoneRuler i think its like "dont take unnecessary risks, or you could lose what you already have"

[@jenniferdunstan5065]

@@krystofkarda7395 where are you from SHEFFIELD?

[@matthewsimmons9277]

Eating an entire crab then turning the shell into a battlebot is something I ever excepted to see. Cool but morbid.

[@montymole2]

it's a cyborg crab

[@soulofflame9999]

@@montymole2 Crabborg

[@montymole2]

@@soulofflame9999 cycrab :)

[@Anonymous-73]

As soon as I understood to weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.

[@soulofflame9999]

@@montymole2 Cycrab is better

[@samcross8532]

That crab legit said, " From the moment I understood the weakness of my shell, it disgusted me"

[@tommasomaruffi1306]

The other day I had a dream where I met the Microwave Society while they were making a video. All 3 of them lived in the same (sort of modern) house and recorders in different rooms. At some point Jude kindly gave me a house tour but, when I got to Bren, I noticed that he looked a lot older, like 35 or 40; Naturally, I asked him what was up with him, and he told me that he now had a child but that, sadly, his child had epilepsy. Then, the dream ended. I have no clue of why this was something my brain thought it was fine to dream about

[@theguywhoseinsideyourwalls9153]

The mind boggles

[@Dragomatix]

You guys should do ai generated images of song lyrics and try to guess the song or line

[@jesseburns3148]

It's a prophetic dream, you saw the future of microwave society.

[@BabyGirlTiny]

I had a weird similar dream except Jude had a kid and something with cats

[@malokeytheallaround]

I had a dream too! I was able to react to a movie with them but I had to leave because my comments were too random lol

[@Gen-ZChristian]

As a child born after ‘05, I’d like to formally apologize for the pain my age range has caused

[@Sanji_fr]

Finally someone like me (i was also born after '05)

[@aceofspades3923]

@@Sanji_fr me too, i also feel bad

[@theredrisen9520]

Jeez Im old, I was born in '02

[@GavinLepley]

I think it's Gen Alpha that is the true bane of society. I've seen 4 year olds with their own smartphones.

[@thehistoricalgamer1960]

Wait what did we do again

[@kodered59]

9:05 After staring at it. It's supposed to look like a bento box. With sushi.

[@jmvr]

To me, it seems less like a bento box, and more just a plate of sushi, wasabi, and ginger. Bento boxes have more things, like fermented soy beans and such, not just sushi

[@Lukaurio]

12:25 these two cars literally look like something that you could just make in GTA, not lying. Like the heart exhaust is literally a thing that you can use in GTA, it's ridiculous but it's there

[@jpting_]

11:16 The most extreme response to being told to 'touch grass'

[@montymole2]

LOL

[@mrawesome8611]

That one person with the crab be like: "We can rebuild him; we have the technology."

[@montymole2]

the world's first cyborg crab

[@FiatUno2003]

@@montymole2 craborg

[@montymole2]

@@FiatUno2003 cycrab

[@BinglesP]

Battletanx only on Nintendo 64

[@WW1N73R]

Lobsters don’t like me, so I don’t like lobsters

[@elithornton5217]

1:54 the logo is a sign that you're not mcFucking around anymore.

[@victoryjamz]

"a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" is like saying "an MWS brand plate in the cupboard is worth two in the mail" or something

[@montymole2]

neither of those sentences make sense

[@portallover3478]

11:50 its actually "one bird in the hand is worth MORE than two birds in the bush" and when you break it down it basically means not to lust over possibilities to the point you risk what you have, and that the possibility of more is not worth as much as less that you are promised/have. As the saying goes, if there's two birds in a bush, you shouldn't go to get them in hopes of extra dinner because you could lose the bird you have.

[@DatboiYugo]

5:59 close. The back end is from the outback based Baja, a small pickup with alot of charm to it.

[@nhilz]

that crab thing is THE SICKEST SHIT i love it. most insane taxidermy job ever

[@damienearl8302]

2:42 "Step-drill, what are you doing?!"

[@ohmygodtheykilledkenny4887]

there it is

[@aydenleathers7264]

7:21 real footage of a bacon hair

[@thesterlingking3447]

It's still terrible, but I kinda like that Ramen cake, considering it was for someone who apparently was in jail it fit well. Ramen is a rather common currency in jails among prisoners, so it was thematic, still stupid, but entertainingly thematic.

[@gorillaguy5664]

5:45 the car equivalent of Catdog

[@Amongusordog77716]

Cartruck

[@SimpleSymonds]

12:15 You can’t tell me that that is not a JoJo Stand CHICKEN DANCE!

[@ralphlaurenfan]

I loved it when microwave society said “it’s microwavein time” truly inspirational

[@montymole2]

morbius memes need to just die already, it's so cringy

[@thefierypaladin126]

“A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush” basically means something you have is more valuable than something you don’t. So if you have a job that pays $17 per hour, you shouldn’t quit right away for a job at $19 per hour because you might not get that second job.

[@montymole2]

true true

[@Fryingpanjim]

Microwave society is the best KZbin channel to Ever be on KZbin. They are funny entertaining and creative. They make me laugh every day and make happy. Thank you. 😊

[@lankyboxfan541]

I am a as

[@joshualeespiny7172]

11:50 a bird in your hand is worth more than 2 birds hidden in a bush

[@EB3Rplus]

Ready to kill the birds in the bush with a fucking stone.

[@trash_man_rizuberry]

"sorry for being born after 2005" "some crimes can never be forgiven"

[@erueka6]

I'm kinda pushing for 01 that's about when my sister was born and she fits right in there but I've noticed an super exponential decline in the following few years so you might be on the money

[@fl8281]

"Why do you hate us? What did we ever do to you?" "You were born"

[@spice4life.64]

@@fl8281 same 2008 btw

[@NixityNullt]

9:45 Come set the Jable, it's time for Jinner

[@JackKrivan]

💀

[@sundowner414]

2:55 “allow me to help you awaken from your world of cliches” 6:38 (collective consciousness starts playing)

[@monsterfanatic5344]

*"You mess with the crabbo and you get the stabbo"*

[@KreativityFields]

10:49 I used to have that exact same door at my childhood house.

[@ChristopherMadeloff]

11:45 The saying comes from bird hunting. The idea is that it’s better to kill one bird when you see it and succeed, than to in theory see 2 birds in a bush and try to kill them both. Assured small victories are better than potential bigger victories.

[@TheTrytix]

13:13 "That thing's center of gravity is like, in Hell. There's no way you're gonna roll that thing." Made me laugh more than it should. XD God I love these guys' commentary, it's so good.

[@flowergal2000]

4:15 no one tell Bren about deep-fried twinkies... or any deep fried Hostess cake for that matter.

[@montymole2]

there are deep fried snack cakes? i want one!

[@TheCrowFrend]

Or donuts

[@THEGOOD_ENDING]

He might already know.

[@jongross6177]

As an ‘05 kid, I can confirm, everyone younger than us is scary

[@saturniidspectre]

As a fellow '05 kid I can confirm that they're utterly horrid.

[@hullauttttt]

2007 jumpscare

[@vheezerino]

2007 jumpscare number 2

[@arimoz5273]

2006 kid, everyone my age is horrid, help me

[@The_Grecian_Empire]

2011 jumpscare 😱

[@sierra6752]

btw "a bird in the hand's worth two in the bush," it's talking about two more birds hiding in vegetation and it means that you shouldn't risk something good that is secure for something better that you might not get

[@montymole2]

so let's say: i have a computer, the computer i have is junky, i sell the computer to afford a new computer, the new computer is way more expensive, and then i'm without a computer, so in other words, save up and buy the new computer FIRST and then maybe possibly keep the old one as a backup :)

[@big.gib.4L]

​@montymole2 that's just not what the quote is referring to lmao

[@crazyboris1625]

I actually live in the city that the castle house at 3:00 is in and I go by it regularly it also has an old dentist chair just sitting on the lawn rumour is that the house used to be owned by a dentist which explains the chair, I guess but not the castle

[@wretchedcats4909]

If they were an orthodontist I can understand the castle. I know one dentist and he makes pretty decent money, but every orthodontist I’ve met has way more money than they know what to do with. The guy I saw for my braces in middle school had like ten arcade cabinets I’m his office. It was nuts.

[@oldfamilychannel]

10:44 This jumpscared me like you'd never believe.

[@Shadow_Codec]

10:55 the doorbell’s just the horn

[@Mr_Original]

I legit had to pause and take a moment to mentally recover after the Mario and Yoshi one.

[@OR56]

The crab being turned into a mech I have seen. The music is Collective Consciousness, a boss theme from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance.

[@risxra]

Jude’s reaction at 11:16 is so good

[@darkpyromancerknight]

😦 ahh face

[@Tottally-real-demoman]

🤯

[@dragonwolfzinthra]

4:51 was just great. God. Wow.

[@hercar20xx5]

The building with a hat reminded me of the one path you can do with markiplire in space where everything is mafia/detective themed and the ship and wormhole both have giant floating hats

[@No_More_Furries]

10:04 maroshi being ridden by yario

[@SammyRenard]

7:35 is that the hairstyler who got busted for running a massive child trafficking scam in his country?

[@lmao9692]

7:05 “Yes, I was wondering if you could play that song, again.” “Mmm.. Which one, Man?”

[@Wired_User]

7:12 Unpopular opinion: the fact that is was a real crab makes it better. The mecha-crab is based and amazing

[@Simplicity223]

11:18 whenever someone tells him to touch grass while he’s laying down all he has to do is put an arm down

[@ProfoundKrab]

12:35 Imagine crashing into that thing

[@mr.m.t.j.m6003]

10:10 describes the game swap, where yoshi is yorio and Mario is maoshi 😂😂😂😂

[@puppetfan4634]

6:32 From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me

[@Henri11111]

11:33 My school has one of those birds with hands. Exact same model.

[@nonexistingbraincells]

14:17 that is the most Texan house I have ever seen

[@A_D5395]

Yeah as a Texan I can indeed say that is a Texas house

[@Trainboi1983]

All I can think of is Doug dimmadome

[@Ran-K-ing]

​@@Trainboi1983 doug dimmadone owner of dimmsdale dimmadone house

[@gravetiger9333]

Ok.... with all the 'jean' stuff we;ve seen, somebody needs to make a whole jouse and fill it with various 'jean' items XD

[@SingeingVisionOfTheFirmament]

"oh, you really must try it, it makes tea taste like bathwater!" - some dude in the Veggietales movie about beans, Iounno

[@Goinmach8]

1:40 idk why but I thought a fry was gonna flip up

[@floogleborp9603]

7:06 kinda looks like a Warhammer 40k model.

[@acethetics3878]

Because of moments like 9:37, I saw a pair of denim shoes and audibly said in public “I’m not sure if I like the joes” not realizing I sounded like an antisemite before it was too late

[@guineamusprime4421]

14:31 Now all that they need to do is turn the hat into a tower.

[@DCcopter]

I drove by it and There's also a boot building to the right of it

[@Trainboi1983]

Doug dimmadome

[@BALegend1230]

Make sure no planes come near Listen I get the reference but making it into a tower would make it a lot more American for more than 1 reason

[@deadlydiamond]

2:21 I look to the left and I just see a monitor saying "get stick bugged lol"

[@burgershot7209]

5:10 no one gonna talk about the goat sim music?

[@paraceratherium255]

I will

[@yancywatts388]

6:25 I didn't know how much I wanted this until I saw it. Has anyone made a Bionicle version?

[@SonOfGalactus]

13:15 "that things center of gravity in Hell" amazing

[@lordbarristertimsh8050]

8:32 Whoever came up with that product should have been fired, kicked on their bare arse out onto the streets, and blacklisted from anything but minimum wage jobs for the rest of their so-called life!

[@medic_memer]

this is art

[@dragonwolfzinthra]

a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush=it's better to be content with what you have than to risk losing everything by seeking more.

[@OneGrungDM]

The cowboy hat house is located in Huntsville Texas. If the image was zoomed out, you'd see a cowboy boot house right next to. A local artist makes weird houses like that and rents them cheap to students as long as they can keep a good GPA

[@The-TAZ-files]

4:01 did i just get stick buged 😂

[@sillicon8227]

I was finding this comment lol

[@Littlebigman-hx4es]

7:11 is just Adeptus Mechanicrab.

[@parkerbeebe4383]

I love getting stick bugged every other frame

[@lordhellstrande2763]

That watch is the culmination of "It's a freckle past a hair" and I love it

[@artistanthony1007]

If it was a Gamer Truck, should've added a TV, Gaming System and Controllers in the Trunk.

[@Shattered_Spirit]

2:36 you can get that at Omega mart in Las Vegas aswell as a ham backpack

[@chroment0962]

8:50 unironically brought back a old memory

[@delsinmcgrath882]

Bren has a girlfriend. We officially have more Microwave Society Lore

[@Lumiesfinetoo]

y e s

[@austinfisher8262]

1:17. wait....Bren has a girlfriend...? Is this new or-

[@northpolelover0611]

I didn’t know either Yes I’m late to this-

[@stagelinedpro]

5:47: "Josiah is that your car?" You didn't have to do him in like that.

[@loganstewart7105]

9:24 stick bug

[@SevNeijizawaVt]

3:30 I'm wondering 3 things about this, each point segways into the next: 1. I hate it here 2. It looks like it clipped into the building *_vanishes into luminal space shadow realm _* 3. Uh... A-and the backrooms are confirmed to be real based on the fact that most subreddits make no sense.

[@grahamshaw9873]

6:35 PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH!

[@AbandonedRaven]

Maybe it’s because I’m into F1, but the JPS Lotus above the dining room table is impressive. However, I’d be scared to have if there, maybe in a garage or something on a wall would be sick; not above where I eat regularly. Edit: Same goes for the Pink Miata. Look at that adorable Miata!

[@Thecrappychannel]

At 1:21 look in background Also get stickbuged

[@SonOfGalactus]

6:00 thats a Subaru baja, rare. Mated to an almost entire Toyota prius.

[@okayblondehairbrownhaireyesdun]

I love how you offended 80% of your audience at 00:42-00:51

[@montymole2]

i love how people get offended when taking offense to something is letting the offender win because it's exactly what they want to happen

[@FTChomp9980]

Microwave Society making fun of Redditors is the greatest gift they can give to us.

[@GUNUFofficial]

14:12 that looks kinda like the general motors aerotrain.

[@magnusskipton7067]

3:44 there’s so many possible jokes here, i just wish she would have spit out some chocolate chips, it would have been hilarious

[@Elmerbaby]

0:48 glad to know I barely made the cut off of good gen z

[@need4speed5353]

I missed the cut by one month😭

[@JackKrivan]

I was born in 2012...

[@crunchyfootfungus3909]

Bruh im gen Z and gen Alpha godammit Late Z early Alpha

[@kerbalnaut_dirk-strider7267]

13:37 when they tell you to “Touch Grass”

[@gber6361]

1:41 British McDonalds

[@flappy5291]

Bro it’s Krab-borg “Raviolli; raviolli, give me the formuoli.” 7:15

[@King_Dub_Dub]

A Bren in the hand is worth a Jude and Josiah in the adult bouncy castle.

[@Maniac4Bricks]

11:46 I've grown to believe it means, appreciate what you have instead of what you want. It's considered fortunate to have one bird in your hand, because normally birds would want to flee if you get close. So reaching for the 2 in the bush is risky because they could escape. What you want doesnt have a guarantee of owning it.

[@acemarvel1564]

Not only comedy But everything shall be randomly generated in the future

[@cactusguy4363]

1:36 That line's from Aladdin, right? "Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat"

[@Enteringdullsville]

The bird hand thing is basically the “back in my day” spiel old people do.

[@thatonedude9625]

at 2:21 in the background you can see the get stick bugged meme in the back

[@iLikePlanez]

what did bren just say? 9:35

[@rustosage69420]

Me and the boys with some Fine Jina

[@EmbellishmentFishing]

@@rustosage69420 can I have some as well

[@r0ckybradley]

1:20 dammit, I got stick bugged

[@Chasta1n42]

The house with a cowboy hat was actually many stories tall until the hat fell on it and crushed the rest of the stories

[@thewanderer1228]

I have a suggestion for microwave society Step 1 : secure the keys Step 2 : look up what a coconut crab looks like / is ( in particular close ups and people holding them ) 3 : imagine the crab video, but with a coconut crab instead of a regular crab 4 : panic buy a full auto M2 browning 50. Caliber machine-gun with armor piercing explosive incendiary tracer rounds

[@blankadams3120]

So, the Yoshi Mario tattoo... why is Yoshi's left hand green, but his right hand is pink? Also, countdown to that girl selling gamer girl tea bathwater.

[@KacperSobierajVargskeletor5421]

07:06 POV: TYPICAL VIDEO GAME BOSSFIGHT

[@adriennerichards656]

This is from 2 years ago

[@crunchyfootfungus3909]

​@@adriennerichards656huh???? Explain please