Mid Morning Matters: Alan Partridge on the RSPB and Bill Oddie

[@alanthe2]

“Bill Oddie goes apeshit” that’s my favourite line.

[@fdfsdfsvsfgsg4888]

Nobody asked. And it isn't funny.

[@alanthe2]

@@fdfsdfsvsfgsg4888 Public forum m8 and I’ll say whatever I like on it.

[@jaycuthbert245]

@@fdfsdfsvsfgsg4888 it's really funny. And classic partridge. If you don't like it get lost you clearly don't like this comedy

[@jockmackay9582]

@@fdfsdfsvsfgsg4888 "nobody asked" I really hope you're 11

[@GeorgeFrideric71]

SH can smell my cheese

[@UnbelievablyGauche]

The 2nd ‘simples’ is just the icing on the cake. This was perfect writing.

[@JordanReed1]

Interestingly the voice of the meerkat who says simples is Michael the Geordie from I'm Alan Partridge... Must've been done on purpose

[@paulmayer7453]

@@JordanReed1 that is actually quite interesting. Thanks.

[@yemalad1.]

The dialogue is absolutely gold

[@markstartup3349]

That’s Mike Yapley , owner of Sexton’s Garden Centres

[@Mr1979flapjack]

I heard he hit a pr*stitute.

[@sera2775]

MMM some of best of AP. Tim key brilliant as the nervy, self doubting sidekick.

[@PreservationEnthusiast]

Who is that idiot on the couch in the background pulling faces. He's detracting from Alan Partridge.

[@LifeOfRy]

^ this commenter better prepare for war.

[@PreservationEnthusiast]

@@LifeOfRy What are you talking about... "war" ? Are you Adolf Hitler or something? I'm just making the point he is superfluous to the show.

[@LifeOfRy]

@@PreservationEnthusiast hahaha I was just kidding, it’s just that the actor is Tim Key who is appreciated for his contribution to the show and for the subtleties that he adds as his character and his chemistry with Coogan etc. You’ll always find people loving him in the comments, hence why it’s controversial to say he’s an idiot pulling faces and you should brace yourself 😂

[@bulletproofblouse]

Planning on doing the full M25 on the same day, clockwise and anti-clockwise, with nothing but The Very Best Of Mid Morning Matters.

[@brettroscoe007]

Love it when Tommy gets into Alan's hypothetical situation ' I get the picture'. 😁

[@paulmcnamara4651]

Love the way alan always name checks Bill Oddie and Sue Cook! 🤣

[@kristianTV1974]

The funny thing about Sue Cook is that she can't cook, but she will sue.

[@humann5682]

Noel Edmonds has also come in to regular circulation and honestly their rivalry is some of the best Partridge!

[@clevelandbrown5709]

@@humann5682 The first No-L

[@edjamaz4636]

Sue Cook, as unreliable as she is hot, ie. VERY

[@christschinwon]

Did the man get into trouble?

[@TB.....]

Perfectly reasonable question to ask.

[@mikegloady]

I suppose Chris Packham would take over leadership of the provisional RSPB after Bill Oddie's brave sacrifice?

[@stevensutton4677]

Factionalism always occurs with radical terrorist organisations. Likely Packham would try to take up the mantle, but a division called "The Real RSPB" would emerge, likely under Kate Humble.

[@Anthonys_S]

@@stevensutton4677 🤣🤣🤣 I’m sure I’m sober .... I’m sure 🤣🤣🤣

[@kristianTV1974]

Like a bearded catherine wheel!

[@microaggressionsurvivor2937]

That was ridiculous but fun

[@Magicalfluidprocess]

A return to form For mr Partridge

[@HK_Musician]

Wookey hole is a really nice place

[@MidLoafCrisis]

"Wasn't he one of the goodies? Ah yeah, not any more"

[@lucywillis4535]

Now he's a baddie!!!

[@eightiesboy]

The mental image he set of the Russian oligarch eating the last ever Osprey egg - scrambled, is absolute genius.

[@oliverrimes9057]

Not to mention Oddie like a bearded catherine wheel sything through the crowd.

[@tourzrap]

That doesn’t compare

[@jakmak1199]

.... Simply wipes his lips and says " Simples ". ... 😅

[@EKdlwoasred]

It’s mental

[@sparkstron73]

Another freeform rant, like the 50 foot high chickins and dress from leaves lol

[@kenmccready2870]

I Love the way Alan's brain works ............Coogan is a master at his craft.

[@pcoldlight5631]

Lovely stuff.

[@jeffstone2136]

Cheddar Gorge is, to be honest, the perfect location for a radicalised bird protection group to make an HQ.

[@jamiescudder4290]

Genius

[@Mr_Sh1tcoin]

B. Oddie, body

[@atb89]

What's rude about a body?

[@Mr_Sh1tcoin]

@@atb89 Tits?

[@acx2009]

That was textbook.

[@morganabbotts]

Are you the prank caller?

[@richards9407]

Have you tampered with the wrapping?

[@Blades-fm6ck]

That's Jason Treswell of Goredale Media!

[@cloudsparrow7729]

Joking aside, I could see B Oddie actually doing this

[@Surv1ve_Thrive]

Doesn't alan still have the binoculars he borrowed to spy on his wife?

[@calumberry4099]

Who then went on to become the owner of north Norfolk digital / shape (the way you like it)

[@danmcdaid]

The way you want it to be

[@humann5682]

He's as aggressive in the boardroom as he is in the field clearing out radicalised Neo fundamentalist RSPB paramilitaries.

[@danmcdaid]

No wonder he found it so easy to "just sack Pat"

[@cbrboy76]

He was the radical imam (barry) in four lions.

[@edrooney9580]

PARTRIDGE IN FULL EFFECT

[@indiakhetri]

Brilliant

[@googleface3052]

".... at the moment they're not violent!"

[@fintonmainz7845]

Meanwhile we're supposed to do nothing whilst they are free to organise. The nanny state protecting these people.

[@JonnyRollin]

Alan Partridge is the brilliant, combined caricature of every real life, deluded, pompous, sanctimonious broadcaster who took themselves too seriously!

[@connor-craigsellars4777]

He was back on the TV last week

[@JohnnyTightIips]

"Yeah not anymore, now he's a BADDIE"

[@mochynddu723]

Could happen.

[@Alex-cw3rz]

Just wait until they find the splinter group the Real RSPB

[@wobbers99]

if i was Alan, i would just call in Alpha Papa and end this now.

[@tflm9802]

W. Windows..

[@neilcarrollMeganJamieForever]

Bob Fraser

[@DaraSheahan]

BUT HOW WOULD HE PROCEED??

[@JerDog1984]

Bearded Catherine wheel hahahah!

[@danielpatrick3761]

Tracking's off...

[@andykarran3271]

@Derek Gleeson Lovely Stuff!

[@andrewbowen6875]

Bearded Katherine wheel

[@robnealon1809]

bearded catherine wheel

[@paulsurbitonryan9632]

“Where are you going with this?” He used the same line in the Alan Partridge film. 🙄

[@MrAgbxl]

And another one

[@xtraspecialmango]

Sue Cook is exactly the same.

[@Senyoln1]

@@MrAgbxl GOOOOOAAAAAL

[@matttangles2106]

An RSPB neo fundamentalist ................

[@kojombasi506]

Stolen from the mind of Chris Morris

[@fecklessmovies]

DJ Bob Hoskins remixed into Bill Oddie going apeshit in a dustbin.

[@garymitchell5899]

This one is sh1t TBH.