Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles - SNL

[@toohottostop4743]

“All of them are sober now”. They weren’t sober before? lol

[@noapparentfunction]

i think that problem was covered in the unaired "Young Adult Ninja Turtles" episodes

[@SebastianTheGreat]

It was the 80s, everyone was doing cocaine

[@daveschultz6476]

Bro they smoke weed 🤦‍♂️ guess why they're always saying cow'obunga and always eating pizza?

[@joaomortay2707]

Dave Schultz definitely agree reason y they always had the munchies

[@joaomortay2707]

Like scooby and shaggy they definitely had there 420 days

[@T3RR0R_Bunny]

Anyone else extremely relieved that Donnie test results showed he was okay

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

"Huh... neat."

[@TimeCodeMechanics]

@@DissociatedWomenIncorporated I know right. 😆😆😆

[@foyoGames]

She was making it sound bad

[@wolfshadow3789]

Yeah I even made the same sigh of relief at the same time Donnie did 😂

[@Bsgrundle]

Protect Donnie at all costs

[@FTNChicken]

Don talking with his doctor genuinely had me on the edge of my seat lol

[@lapislazuli06]

Me too, I was getting nervous for him I think this quarantine got me 😂😅

[@trevgreg2]

His eyes!

[@Pooper]

I’m glad they just told him it was benign instead of trying too hard to be edgy and make it malignant. That would just make it unoriginal, and too similar to what Robot Chicken would do, and the benign route would be far more relatable, and creates a “fear, then relief” effect you don’t normally see with these kinds of parodies, making it funnier. Nothing against Robot Chicken. Simply, they’re the ones supplying the darkest humor. Otherwise, every comedic parody would just be the same shit.

[@gurvmlk]

@@Pooper Agreed. So many similar parodies go the dark route for shock value so frequently, that there's no longer any shock value to be had. It's refreshing to see something like this turn out to be nothing.

[@kingovharts]

Everybody dreads a phone call from a personal physician.

[@tommiatkins3443]

When the evil Shredder attacks, these turtle dudes, they hurt their backs....

[@dwightlangston5444]

Well he's not attacking any more. I wonder what happened to splinter/ hamato yoshi.

[@averybeck6901]

Bruh ahahaha

[@kenrickkahn]

fu_K!!!!!!!!! - AVGN

[@jwavada]

Now they're going to the.....CHIROPRACTOR!

[@MemoryMan1]

But he's dead now though...

[@SuperBC1975]

It's a midlife crisis in a half-shell.

[@savagenectar3634]

Turtle back- pains yaaaa

[@cognitivedissonance8748]

Turtle power

[@Misha-jv5ei]

B C 😂😂

[@lordarkay272]

I love you

[@WarriorsPhoto]

That's what I was thinking. LOL

[@jonwhiting6758]

This does not seem like SNL, I literally thought I was watching adult swim

[@madmonkee1176]

Jon Whiting ikr I was surprised by the quality animation

[@roxasplayerxgamer290]

I thought it was either Dorkly or College Humor

[@plumrexsupreme1038]

It was on SNL tho

[@colinklang]

Except ambiguously gay duo was clever and witty. This doesn't even come close to that quality of writing.

[@mt_vu_rx_jukeboxhero]

TV Funhouse the return since they couldn't get together … 🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐢🐠🐢🐠🐢🐠🐢🐠🐠🐠🐠

[@KyleBeatz]

"All of them are dressed in... Under Armour" 😂😂😂

[@swaggakid00010]

I been avoiding that polyester company... from it's inception all the way to it's foreclosure.

[@charliefranklin4025]

LMAO, I'm 29, but goddamn I cringe when I see an older person wearing it. Stupidest brand whoring

[@thnzxc]

@@charliefranklin4025 I don't get it, is that a thing with middle aged dudes and under armour? Lol

[@Art_of_Throwing]

@@thnzxc Its really targeted to young athletes (usually males) but older guy wearing form fitting muscle tees and a beer gut is more common

[@aolson1111]

@@Art_of_Throwing They used to. They target everyone now with overpriced and ugly clothes and shoes. They're trying to be the next Nike.

[@c.d.b.1010]

Sooo good. I love that they’re debating about whether to attend Shredder’s funeral! Like time has moved on, they have all changed, Shredder had his life, they had theirs, maybe they smoothed things out together, maybe not, but here they are, recognizing humanity and life for what it is, a brief precious moment in the universe that should be revered and respected- even among enemies. #wholesome

[@hawk66100]

Even life long enemies can come to treat each other with common decency and respect.

[@NolaChick82]

As a 37 year old who grew up on the Ninja Turtles, this hits hard.

[@escott1981]

I'm a 38 year old who grew up on Ninja Turtles too! This is such a great short!

[@mundotaku_org]

My mohawk rock and roll Donatello figure still lives in my heart.

[@somethingclever4563]

Exact same here lol

[@jerzeygeneral87]

Tru!!

[@sahirygnobehi6448]

Nola Chick .. 32 and so can relate💯😂😂😂

[@InHzWill]

This could literally be an Adult Swim series, lol

[@lillemonjuicce8645]

Please

[@amiraclefinds4867]

So true

[@Musiclover19]

No

[@ashleyp3662]

That not saying alot. Lol yeah but this was funny

[@gocpng4699]

Let It Be! Listen Up Cartoon Network

[@cesarrodriguez8893]

I'm 40, wear underarmour, shop at whole foods, I'm trying to get sober, visit strip clubs, and bet on sports. Is this about me?

[@stonedhomer621]

Yes.

[@Slappaccino]

If you consider golf a sport, then yeah probably.

[@cashflodigitalsportsnetwork]

Cesar Rodriguez lmao!

[@jp7489]

I'm in my 40s I wear underarmour all the time lol💪

[@CarolinaNocked]

Yes , it is definitely about You .....

[@rosequartz4102]

I remember showing this to my TMNT loving husband when he was alive and dying laughing. I wish he was still here to watch it with me again bc this is GREAT. I wish they'd do other ones, Doug, Ren and Stimpy.....

[@patrickbering1988]

I would like to see how bitter Doug is now. Be hilarious if Patti chose Roger for "security" Or just them having adult issues.😂 If you were watching stuff like this together then you were both fortunate to have each other that long. Sorry for your loss.

[@jordanflores5687]

So the skit is what killed him????

[@patrickbering1988]

@@jordanflores5687 It is an expression. Grow up.

[@rosequartz4102]

@@jordanflores5687 yeah, he had untreated middle aged ninja turtle depression. Dick.

[@pattyicexxx]

@@patrickbering1988 WHOOOOOOOOOOOSH

[@ultrakwon]

At least they're still Ninja Turtles. I'm just middle aged.

[@princehenryiv9207]

Due to this cartoon series I became a Taijutsu instructor so this comment is extra hilarious to me😂 because at 40 I can still say I'm a Ninja 😂🤣.

[@user-ox5kh3fy8g]

😃

[@s.k.christianrappersandieg2940]

Hahahaha kzbin.info/www/bejne/l6bHlGNvoNCSarc

[@briangaron7609]

@@princehenryiv9207 omg! I want to do that too! But is 36 too old to start? I have a crappy knee and sometimes when it rains, my fingers hurt.

[@princehenryiv9207]

@@briangaron7609 Brian, 36 isn't too late you just need to dedicate as much time as you can to studying the art it's like learning to play an instrument the more time you spend doing it the better you are at it; as for your injuries it is possible to repair yourself I had an injury to my knees in the Navy that left me walking with a cane but I was determined not to stay that way I spent time learning about anatomy,human physiology, herbology and kinesiology with time and some experimentation I was able to heal the injury to my knees. The human body is amazing and can bounce back from injury if given the right nutrients.

[@TEKKENKING23]

If this was real cartoon series I would totally watch it.

[@afenismama]

Same!

[@kenrickkahn]

Me Too.. LOL!!

[@blazedout7835]

This and That 70’s show in scooby doo style animation.

[@06pag]

It wouldn't get more than one season, because the entire audience would quickly descend into depression and commit suicide.

[@jesicameadows890]

Me too

[@vincentbatten4686]

I didn't know SNL was capable of darker humor. More please.

[@thingfish000]

I wasn't sure they were capable of humor, period.

[@dogesmoker5241]

@@thingfish000 Ikr

[@geoffrobinson]

Go look up their most evil scientist I. The world sketch.

[@nickschulte3915]

I didnt know they were still capable of humor, still not.

[@DG-dw8tt]

Only if pizza is involved

[@TotallyRadical]

Love the dark humor. Being middle aged myself and a huge TMNT fan growing up this hit a little closer to home than I usually like to admit 😉🤣

[@WVUer21]

Yep. Watching Leo drive his spoiled kids to school, and Mike hauling the garbage can was spot on.

[@kimberlyarrington5721]

Yep same

[@zuglymonster]

Same. "Thier best days are way behind them" 😭

[@jasonhendricks8587]

Absolutely

[@chrisr8159]

Fuck me to! I got hit hard

[@KarimJovian]

Sounds like they filmed this at home during quarantine. Smart idea.

[@User2100]

Hey karim love yr videos.

[@sunshinebaby7034]

Google global truth project and read "the Present" for the truth about life/death explained simply in 4 pgs

[@Kay_Fabe]

Are you fucking stupid? They're emulating the tape effect. Dumbass

[@micahjohnsonboxing6409]

@@Kay_Fabe Shut up pussy.

[@Kay_Fabe]

@@micahjohnsonboxing6409 are you a dumbass like the star? Defending a next a man like a female. Batty boy.

[@SA-247]

Donnie looked like he was going to have shell shock.

[@michaeldomingo4973]

SA Best comment! 😂

[@Galaxy-MusicX]

Good one! 😎👍

[@raoulduke25]

I dunno, telling a turtle that he has a "lump" on his "spine" seems rather odd. You know, we call that lump a shell, and all turtles have it.

[@wwehulk8798]

@Michael Domingo no it fcking isn't shut the hell up

[@buttercupj6208]

LoL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@briengakaplan-b1550]

Don’s face when the doc called while playing it cool the whole time 😂 and they should definitely go to Shredders funeral.

[@mikophilo348]

that was keenan right? lol

[@Zero8880]

RIP James Avery

[@davidmadison9369]

They have to go to funeral if for nothing more than to see Be-Bop, Rock Steady and Krang.

[@sketcharmstrong8491]

“You hear about Shredder? He died....” 🤣 💀

[@RYMAN1321]

It's too true, since the original voice actor James Avery has since passed away :(

[@jeremiahratliff4332]

@@RYMAN1321 Yeah, I think that reference flew over a lot of viewers heads I'm surprised I got it right away.

[@cooper3814]

Leo; I heard… you’re welcome

[@ironhell813]

Also it’s never appropriate to attend a wake before you attend the service.

[@andywap3]

​​​​@@ironhell813 What do you mean? The wake is always before the service. How else are you going to see the dearly departed for the last time before they close the casket for the service?

[@trehairston1840]

I feel liked old college humor animated this

[@PatternLand]

Definitely seems like that....

[@LowbrowStudios]

@@PatternLand That's because we did!!

[@trehairston1840]

@@LowbrowStudios wait actually lol why didnt they put you guys in description or something. To quote bailey "that's kinda awkward", but in all seriousness I love your animations.

[@LowbrowStudios]

@@trehairston1840 Thanks! We were brought on by another company that works with SNL (Visual Creatures) - SO we were 3rd party, we wouldn't normally get credited. But still loved the chance to get something on SNL!

[@marinova1147]

RIP college humor

[@DarknetDude]

Michelangelo did pretty well for himself.

[@DarknetDude]

And it makes so much sense that Raphael is the one that has to borrow money.

[@matt13r1]

He married April

[@jhunt5578]

@@matt13r1 Hate to think what their weird kids look like.

[@PhilMachi]

@@jhunt5578 Did you see the last two movies?

[@jhunt5578]

@@PhilMachi Nope

[@TheGoonsies]

I kinda felt bad when they mentioned Shredder as he was voiced by James Avery :(

[@joaomortay2707]

TheGoonsies not to many people know dat

[@rrobjchilds]

RIP Uncle Phil

[@misterbuklau4053]

Damn i forgot he died

[@mrcritical6751]

Well at least the Turtles are showing him more respect than Janet Hubert did, she didn’t go to the funeral or the wake

[@tank100286]

@@mrcritical6751 Maybe she didn't have a good relationship with him and his family too. You don't just show up at someone's funeral when you not welcomed.

[@charlotte3ds]

If we're getting sketches like this, maybe Quarantine isn't so bad after all.

[@jonkeiser6092]

Mine will be over after Memorial Day. I hope.

[@Addictedcoolmos]

the episode overall sucked though.

[@Windycajr]

​@@jonkeiser6092 if you lived in a red State yes. Democrats are unmitigated police state disaster

[@EvanFrenchMusic93]

As my father likes to say "getting old sucks!"

[@dsmusicbird]

Lol it does sometimes. So enjoy every day of your youth, your life. You'll be glad you did. Don't waste it. Don't be foolish either.

[@EvanFrenchMusic93]

@@dsmusicbird I have enjoyed everything so far, and still got quite a bit of my youth left. Although as much as I may love to stay young forever, I know that I will get old one day, and the day that, so I'll just have to make the best of it.

[@dsmusicbird]

@@EvanFrenchMusic93 Lol you are right. And good for you 👍 Hope you are safe and well 😊

[@EvanFrenchMusic93]

@@dsmusicbird thank you so much and I hope the same for you too! Also, I don't know what you do, but I'm a musician and I do have some videos on my channel, feel free to check them out!

[@dsmusicbird]

@@EvanFrenchMusic93 Sure! I will! Thanks 🙂

[@ccramit]

"I bring my own bag." I don't know why, but that made me bust out laughing so hard.

[@nachoman408]

Same!

[@amiracleone2803]

Because it's perfect.

[@Mustlovebooks15]

That’s the part that got me

[@NeedyBoBeedy]

SaVe ThE tUrTlEs!1!1!1!1!

[@jdraven0890]

Same - the others are toned down, but Mikey is still ridiculously enthusiastic!

[@Flynn01979]

I think that lump on his back is his shell dude.

[@rainman42]

Lmao

[@acb0059]

Laughing Man , Man I’m laughing 😂

[@aaronlogue6281]

100th comment

[@bobby_greene]

Ha

[@celieboo]

🤣

[@kalvin187douglas]

0:53 “They used to be so cool,now they drive their spoiled kids to school.” I’m dead 😂 but this makes me wonder if they’re teaching them the arts of a ninja

[@elgreco75]

The jokes definitely hit home, I am 44 and watched the turtles when I was young. I am the right age for this skit. Found it hilarious though.

[@Lizhorrorfan]

I am 44 years old too and it was one of my favorite cartoons.Watching this you realize just how old you really are.

[@chazmichael7967]

You guys were way too old for ninja turtles 😂 show started on March 30 1990...you were 14. It came out when I was 3. You're both hardly the right age as you probably only watched it for a year or so until you were too old for it.

[@elgreco75]

@@chazmichael7967 I was 11 when the cartoon debuted in 1987. I doubt I was the only 11 year old watching it at the time. I never bought the figures though. I was bit too old for that. Lol.

[@MrPAULONEAL]

I'm 42...

[@negaducksays9368]

I'm 38 now, and yeah... Starting to hit way to close to home.

[@MrSouthSioux]

Hated myself for laughing so hard at the funeral conversation. Mainly from having that exact dilemma after the recent passing of an old school friend. Aging is a trip for sure.

[@mrmusickhimself]

Makes me think of and miss "Saturday's TV Funhouse" "LEGGO MY SHOW!"

[@canaisyoung3601]

Yeah. TV Funhouse cartoons are what got me into liking SNL (well, that and the Christopher Walken episodes).

[@toughtittypdiddy4634]

I wish they would do something like deep thoughts by Jack Handy

[@TomAtchleySrA]

Tough titty P Diddy That would be dope

[@englandportugal91]

Me Too!

[@lynntaylor9681]

I loved TV Funhouse when I was a teenager. It was so well done.

[@ttrinh312]

"I bring my own bag!" 💀💀💀

[@swaggakid00010]

THAT was not funny

[@swaggakid00010]

@Quirky Rainbow Rose Queen This is not TMNT, It is SNL. But it is almost the same which makes it good

[@zuglymonster]

I thought it was funny

[@jesicameadows890]

@@swaggakid00010 Your right It’s hilarious

[@jesicameadows890]

@@zuglymonster Me too

[@marcgutierrez2436]

As a 40 year old man, who grew up watching TMNT, this really hits home...damn

[@monicataco3734]

This came at me like early 2010s youtube

[@thekiss2083]

CollegeHumor flashbacks

[@SciFiBrony]

TheKiss same animation guys apparently! So that's prob why

[@ZAD720]

I thought it was ahahaha

[@Yakida01]

@@SciFiBrony no shit? Wow, good for them!

[@natofato1]

Probably Because Sarah and Streeeter who used to be in college humor are now writers

[@ldubble23]

I would binge an entire season of this on Netflix right now if they made this a series!!

[@therealmistahjay]

“Again?! COME ON RAPH!” That makes me lol really hard for someone reason. 😂

[@cooper3814]

He was betting on Golf… and he doesn’t even watch golf? And I thought I do weird things

[@jordanmerrick8084]

this needs to be its own show and picked up for a whole season

[@nightwarper1760]

Oh, and we can see different versions of the turtles as different generations, with 2003 and the 2012 turtles being gen x and millennials. And Leonardo’s son could be played by Ben Schwartz

[@arbiterftw]

Make it happen adult swim!

[@user-vi4xy1jw7e]

@@nightwarper1760 no

[@nightwarper1760]

Christian B ?

[@keatonthekoopatroopa246]

If Viacom approved since they own TMNT it can be on Comedy Central since it is pretty where Viacom dumps their adult cartoons.

[@scottmadden3810]

This might be the best animated short since “The Ambiguously Gay Duo”

[@KronStaro]

nothing beats the Duo

[@hunt2151]

What are you looking at??? NOTHING!

[@tobiasfarragut292]

Smigel has found his niche again!

[@mauigio]

Hey did ya hear about Shredder? No what happened? He died LMFAO

[@ashkwam6069]

No comparison. This short was a great idea... Poor execution

[@theanthropiceyedolatry]

Biologically, I'm not sure how Michelangelo's family is possible

[@theanthropiceyedolatry]

@Mike Noir - Your comment got me searching the internet and I have seen a thing that no man should see. Please DO NOT look up turtle penises, you will not be able to unsee the results

[@forgemetal9289]

I’d like to see the kids

[@jonscott623]

His wife laid eggs and buried them in the sand. What part of that do you not understand? That rhymes.

[@chillsoul2613]

@@theanthropiceyedolatry I'm really contemplating on looking it up or not now dammit & it might take me days to make a final decision

[@evilsharkey8954]

They’re adopted.

[@DeadGuyCardboard]

And people say SNL isn't good anymore. This is gold.

[@billystutz55]

This was alright, for any ninja turtle fan knows it should’ve been way better! Also I say this as a big SNL fan the last few seasons have sucked, minus a few skits.

[@juliuscaesart]

They finally got some creativity going

[@JITCompilation]

that's cause this wasn't written by SNL; Lowbrow Studios should've gotten the credit for this. They made Sonic For Hire and they're still making gold

[@DeadGuyCardboard]

@@JITCompilation where did you hear that? They animated it, they didn’t come up with concept.

[@codiserville593]

They do still pop out some good stuff here and there

[@NoodleMcnoodle]

Leonardo's kids look nothing like his wife.

[@nightwarper1760]

While you are probably right, we don’t see his wife, we do however see Donatello’s wife

[@josephthegod3514]

heydudedolfan13 no

[@jimb.7523]

I don't want to think about the process that got them conceived....

[@BabyJesus66]

Bet that was a painful birth.

[@roninja6929]

That's coz Krang was the daddy MWAA MWAA HAHAHAH

[@dummydino2]

fun fact: Kyle voiced Mikey in the TMNT vs. Batman movie!

[@jakisz]

I think that's why they did this short.

[@thezx5795]

That's cool

[@ldiod4374]

T 2020 You know those sketches where Kyle Mooney plays as himself and is always trying to do stuff to get better treatment on the show?

[@alexstone108]

@T 2020 Anything that's cut for time.

[@cottontail1039]

Wait, does movie really exist?

[@manuginobilisbaldspot424]

"their best days are...way behind 'em!" Damn, I'm 40 and y'all just stole my soul with that.

[@ASMRyouVEGANyet]

*their

[@manuginobilisbaldspot424]

@@ASMRyouVEGANyet yup. Even my grammar is washed

[@fossi31415]

Its fucked up. I just turned 40 and I'm sober too lol

[@profdmiranda]

Thanks for clearing that up. I couldn't understand what the singer was saying. Now I wish I didn't know. So, again, thanks. :(

[@jones9309]

"There best days are.. way behind them." 😁🤦‍♀️😂

[@LowbrowStudios]

This was so much fun to work on! Thanks SNL!

[@teddyfurstman1997]

Awesome! I hope you guys do more for SNL and other Sketch Comedy shows.

[@ashlirabid9614]

Love your productions.

[@koach7779]

This hurt more than it should have

[@princehenryiv9207]

🤣😂

[@diazdelosmuertos1503]

Koach 777 Agreed.

[@Glitchy__Ghost]

These guys were my childhood

[@DasKame]

Because it's very very true

[@uh_oh_spaghetti_o7087]

“We found a suspicious lump on your back-“ That’s.... that’s a shell..... he’s a turtle....

[@TheAnubis57]

That's what I thought the doctor was to say.

[@KyleBeatz]

😂😂😂

[@EndlessDream]

Shells of their former selves. No pun intended!

[@rixzz4369]

“Leonardo Breeds”,”Donatello Does Machine’s”

[@Pooper]

Raphael’s finances are screwed, Michelangelo has a marital feud

[@MarMaxGaming]

Pooper lmao I can hear it

[@raulmacias6973]

@@PooperI read that singing...

[@goat1408]

Rixzz SZN the correct term would be technological artificial lifeforms.....the machines Donnie does lol😂

[@nathansegurakennedy8607]

Rixzz SZN 😂😂😂 I legit heard the tune in my head as I read that!!!

[@jesscnelson]

“Their best days are, WAY BEHIND THEM!” - best line of the skit. The last line of the skit🤣🤣🤣 2:38

[@antwanmoman8188]

😂😂😂

[@JanetStarChild]

If you all can laugh at that line, then it means you ain't old enough yet for that line to hit hard.

[@jesscnelson]

@@JanetStarChild sometimes we laugh to keep from crying

[@zeethree]

On the bright side, well at least they aren't living in the sewers anymore.

[@Rhythmicons]

I'm 40, laughing at this because I watched this as a kid. That very last line though...dayum.

[@the4XLchamp]

They should do more animated children show sketches. It's a great idea.

[@CreativeMindsAudio]

agreed! they used to do this a lot back when SNL was amazing in the 90s. This was a great skit hope they do more!

[@handlemonium]

Yeah they should do a 10-20 minute SNL podcast segment where part of it involves animated sketches with live voice acting ;)

[@kennethlukens9054]

Or you could watch Robot Chicken.

[@the4XLchamp]

@@kennethlukens9054 I did when I was a kid and I liked it but they aren't making new episodes anymore.

[@chrisgoodrich46]

They should, their ratings would go up since more people would watch that, and SNL might actually be funny again

[@jonathanw1019]

As someone who watched that show as a 7-10 year old, that kinda hurt. *sigh*

[@andysandy3465]

time is a bitch

[@goldenanarchy6248]

Yeah me too but it was pretty funny

[@brasstacksboxing409]

@@goldenanarchy6248 i personally thought it toted a huge L..

[@giovanahc]

Yea it really did. :(

[@maryreinsmith6731]

Watch nigga turtles that ruin shit for you

[@thechapelperilous]

The voice sounds like the original Michelangelo

[@txbrizastar]

Probably because they got Greg Cipes

[@aboundingvampirekiller2048]

@@txbrizastar Townsend Coleman is the OG Mikey.

[@bradenhogan2]

I’m almost positive it’s the voice of Michelangelo from the 2003 cartoon Wayne Grayson

[@legonerd6870]

2:18 Hey man can I borrow some money 😂😂😂

[@TheClassicBee.]

AGAIN!?.

[@1manarmy850]

I know 😂😂😂😂 I lost it

[@CrannBethadh]

"Hey did you hear about Shredder?" "No what happened?" "He died" Hardest I've laughed in a long ass time.

[@mmaGambit]

I guess comedy lowered the bar.

[@Glitchy__Ghost]

Good I’m glad he’s dead..... 2012 tmnt flashbacks

[@CR-wk4qt]

This is the most middle aged conversation possible

[@andrewhickman7214]

chad muse, dude was a serious a-hole though, you gotta admit

[@ucitymetalhead]

I want to imagine that he slit his wrists.

[@TheDeFiler316]

"I gotta stop betting on golf. I don't even watch it."

[@DasKame]

Is golf betting even real?

[@christianhafer9819]

This is actually pretty excellent. I've been a fan of the Ninja Turtles for over 30 years. This was well done.

[@yosefdemby8792]

This was more damn serious than funny. I found that quite alluring.

[@thankthetrees]

wouldn’t be really cool if this idea was picked up by Cartoon Networks Adult Swim... Has a lot of potential lol I’d watch it!

[@stephencaramenico8698]

It would be Cobra Kai but with middle aged turtles instead of middle aged white guys.

[@JanetStarChild]

Honestly, it doesn't have potential. It's just one joke; that being that the 'teenage' in the title was swapped to 'middle-age'. At most, it could make for a fun single episode in the style of the classic show; but not an entire sitcom.

[@mandrews6282]

I was hoping they would have shown what Mike and April’s kids looked like.

[@OctoganicAngel]

Mandrews They did - family photo in the intro song

[@TaylorPhase]

Lady Lovely Lox & Bagels that was Donny though

[@OctoganicAngel]

@@TaylorPhase Omg so it is! That is next level perception. I wonder if it was intentional or they just messed up the colors.

[@TaylorPhase]

Lady Lovely Lox & Bagels her hair color is diff too. So I wonder who’s who

[@clipobserver]

Was that really April? April was a redhead, Mikey's soon to be ex is a brunette. Plus Wouldn't April have grey hair by now?

[@raytttc9636]

"They use to be so cool! Now they drive their spoiled kids to School!" -This shit hit me.

[@Gojira-94]

Prequel to Robot Chicken's Senior Mutant Ninja Turtles

[@danielturner3032]

This is comedic hummor that is needed for aging humans. Most humans l have spoken with fear middle age.

[@newartmov]

Why do you say 'humans' like that? I noticed recently a lot of ppl are referring to other ppl as 'humans' Like: He's one of my fav. humans" and shit like that. WTF is this all about?

[@spiderman9972]

Akira TV ... because... HES AN ALIEN DUN DUN DUN! ...

[@danielturner3032]

@@newartmov That is an excellent question! I refer to most people as humans to acknowledge equality. We are all limited flawed humans. But l love all humans. The world could use alot of love.

[@danielturner3032]

@@spiderman9972 l certainly wish l was an alien. One that was completely perfect. I would not have to deal with human limitations. But love covers a multitude of faults. Alas l desire to be the human God intended.

[@eeeddddddiiieee]

Daniel Turner where does love come from?

[@radbug]

"I DONT EVEN WATCH IT!" middle aged Raph is my new fav

[@wastedxlama54]

Radbug more like white middle age turtles

[@fostinator69]

Sounds like me and college bball

[@coryparker1944]

I was really hoping for a scene where they went to shredders wake and seen all the middle aged bad guys

[@godking]

Middle aged Rocksteady and Bebop Make this an adult swim series

[@eyeseer1]

Krang with cancer and smokes.

[@histochronos]

Yeah this has a lot of potential lol

[@gurvmlk]

@@eyeseer1 With a zoom-in on Krang and one of the turtles where Krang takes a huge puff, then glares over at said turtle and is like, "See this?" *takes another puff* "This is your fault."

[@Frogkhan915]

They were older they'd be elderly at this point I think

[@homer7497]

who agrees this needs to be a real show??

[@kylemccabe1863]

Yes

[@PaulThomas-qb9cx]

Hell yes

[@Zanden08]

It is now!

[@jacobprieshoff5911]

Yes

[@buttercupj6208]

I agree 💯

[@jerrysimonjr34]

This was sooo random yet funny if you grew up watching Ninja Turtles in the 80s and 90s

[@rukia1216]

I feel personally attacked by this

[@thabg007]

lol

[@aryehatreyu606]

lol

[@ChriselectricG]

“I gotta stop betting on golf. I don’t even watch it!”

[@blackmagician7645]

This is made even sadder by the fact larger turtles can easily live over a hundred years old. So at middle age they've got waaaaay more of this $%!# still ahead of them.

[@ASMRyouVEGANyet]

Best comment!

[@aaronlogue6281]

@Pipe Tunes dame

[@whoiamiamnot2334]

That's dark. I love it.

[@dinglebarry528]

Black Magician - Hang in there, it comes back around again. There is still a lot of great life ahead. But, yeah, Middle Age sucks. It fucking sucks. It’s a body and mind fuck. Maybe that’s why all old people take so many cruises? It’s like sitting in front of a wide screen 3D TV...with a free buffet.

[@ericconnor708]

They can always kill themselves. Always look on the bright side.

[@SonnyGTA]

Oh yeah, life goes on....long after the thrill of living is gone.

[@John6-40]

I never knew the meaning of that lyric until I hit around 37.

[@MicroValley]

😢

[@brendanhall9504]

Jack and Diane?

[@artwill3971]

SonnyGTA Great Song

[@paulden3158]

The thrill is gone away

[@jennerial]

"all of them are sober now - Turtle Power" lmao PLEASE make this a weekly series :D

[@gavinrice2246]

2:30 Raphael: I got a stop betting on golf! I DON'T EVEN WATCH IT! 😅😅😅😅😅

[@TheClassicBee.]

MIDDLE AGED MUTANT NINJA TURTLES.

[@joshuablack3163]

If this were 3 hours, I'd still complain that it's too short.

[@herstoryb]

I would love to see SNL do more skits in cartoon versions while everyone is still in quarantine.

[@GoogleGoogle-fd6do]

SNL should just give it up, they havent been funny since the early 00s, this is real lame, the way they keep repeating the song shows they are padding it out

[@michaelr3583]

Easily the funniest and most depressing of the night. Me in like 10 years

[@drewwesely8853]

"the funniest and most depressing ". I agree with the second part.

[@realguitarthur]

"Now they do their shopping at Whole Foods!" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! Loved them when I was 7; love them now when I am 40! #TMNT :)

[@NirvanaFan5000]

"All of them are sober now! Ninja Power!"

[@Intelerythm]

I didn’t know there was a cartoon about Mitch McConnell’s younger siblings

[@tehutimes1]

They need to make some on Stephen Miller, Clarence Thomas, Matt Gaetz, Devin Nunes, Roger Stone, Kanye West, Susan Collins & Lindsey Graham.

[@fuckTrump-v7j]

@@tehutimes1 So shows about anthropomorphic rat and cockroach families.

[@brucefre]

Bahahahahaha I love these comments

[@hisnamewasrobertpaulson598]

Congratulations, you found a way to make something innocuous into a political statement.

[@nathandrake5544]

@@hisnamewasrobertpaulson598 Lol how is it a political statement?

[@ericgreen8570]

I’d watch an entire series based on this.

[@LukeWatts85]

"All of them are dressed in..under armour" 😂

[@knotorious2295]

It would be pretty cool if SNL started doing short animated sketches like this regularly

[@AsianSatire]

They used to, look up "SNL TV Funhouse".

[@ohyesitsyouagain]

Never understood why they got rid of TV Funhouse

[@AsianSatire]

@@ohyesitsyouagain Yeah, it was cool.

[@pipermarie8393]

They used to, they were pretty funny too

[@dannyramirez8428]

K Notorious would that consider copying robot chicken?

[@falcore91]

1:35 that is sadly relatable. Even if you were pretty sure something was a cyst getting the call that it is the “little c” rather than the “Big C” is a relief.

[@plucas1]

Actually this settles a long-standing question I had when I was younger--whether they could have kids with human ladies. Apparently the answer is yes, and apparently the Mutant Turtle genes dominate...

[@m2pmd70]

You can't tell, but those poor kids are completely human from the waist down.

[@CreativeMindsAudio]

@@m2pmd70 actually you can, in the family photo it looks very clear that they have human legs.

[@m2pmd70]

I had to watch it again,@@CreativeMindsAudio. Nice catch.

[@CreativeMindsAudio]

@@m2pmd70 no problem and thanks!

[@rashb3994]

I was thinking that when I was watching. I was like they don't even look hybrid, just straight up turtle. EDIT: I stand corrected based on reading Creative Minds observation.

[@MemoirsofaGamer1982]

"Their best days are...way behind them" as a 42 year old. That hurts, man

[@davidmadison9369]

They have to go to funeral if for nothing more than to see Be-Bop, Rock Steady and Krang.

[@raymondperez3553]

What Happened To Splinter?...😦😦

[@리주민]

And their interdimensional twins: tokah and razar.

[@bfettrulez6734]

Dude they’re middle aged. Splinter was old when they were teens. Probably breaking boards with Bruce lee & Elvis now that they’re middle aged.

[@리주민]

@@bfettrulez6734 they shouldve grabbed the same mutagen as the Simpson's. Bart and Lisa have been 8 and 10 respectively for 30 years almost.

[@misterbuklau4053]

Bfett Rulez Lmfaooo im dead "Breaking boards with Bruce lee & Elvis"

[@TheHailCole]

I feel like Kyle and Beck wrote this... no particular reason why, just a feeling.

[@botsatthesource6789]

Ryan Wolfe I feel like Pete probably helped, also just a feeling

[@canaisyoung3601]

@@botsatthesource6789 And Mikey Day, since he worked on Robot Chicken and there was a similar sketch on that show.

[@thekiss2083]

This is way too straightforward to be Kyle's work

[@melvina628]

Because it's slow and strained, but funny.

[@neogigo]

Good Neighbor

[@Iloveblink182]

“Should we go to the funeral?” 😂

[@JerryM69]

No longer driving around in the Turtle Van. Now they're driving minivans😂

[@amiracleone2803]

This is the greatest thing SNL has done in a long time they better keep it up because I want more.

[@teddyfurstman1997]

Same. Bring back Animation in SNL!

[@rubenvela6247]

Even as middle age, they still don't want to attend Shredder's funeral. Just the wake.

[@MLBlue30]

Screw that guy, he tried to kill them like every other day.

[@rubenvela6247]

@@MLBlue30 you're right.

[@richiefranklin76]

Just payback. I doubt Shredder was at Splinters funeral 20 yrs ago either.

[@rachel.7598]

This is genuinely such a creative concept & they executed it so well

[@kryptonianotaku4975]

That thumbnail of Middle-Aged Mikey looks like he was staring into my soul. Glad to hear Donny’s doing good

[@JayLiszte]

It’s weird how one of the funniest sketches this show has done in years, is one where none of the cast are shown and there’s no audience reactions.

[@buttonmasher7615]

"All of them are sober *now*" It is hard to imagine what would happen when they weren't sober.

[@junkboxxxxxx]

This is true for men -- the drinking ends when the girlfriend/wife gets pregnant, then you have kids, and you never go back to serious boozing again

[@john-paulkesseler4180]

"They're best days are way behind them!" Who wants to tell them?

[@ASMRyouVEGANyet]

*their

[@eddihazel3658]

"their best days are............... way behind them"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@IDKeffect82]

"I gotta to stop betting on golf, I don't even watch it" lmao