Might Be Their First Rodeo.. Ft. Hannah Berner || Reddit Readings || Two Hot Takes Podcast

[@leah3801]

For story 3, I would instantly break up with someone who even thought it was okay to suggest mandatory sex as part of a prenup. Absolutely not.

[@greenownes]

Also what happens to him if he is the one not wanting sex for a week? Even with his own logic he is an idiot.

[@fryeesaucee]

SAME. I really hope the girl who wrote this story runs sooooo far away from that man. She deserves so much better.

[@Kohana07]

Yes, what happens if after she has a baby she physically can’t? Is he going to jeopardize her health for his “needs” 🙄.

[@kelsmeister86]

Lawyer here! You’re 100% right Morgan. The prenup term would most likely be considered an invalid provision as it’s against public policy to make another person agree to have sexual relations with you, contractually, at the risk of not getting any assets after a divorce.

[@Frankapotamous]

Paralegal here, came to say the same thing, albeit less officially.

[@LaunchPadMcQuack4Hire]

Story 3: She should only sign the prenup if it contains a stipulation that he has to bring her to orgasm every time they have sex, or he doesn't get anything. 😂

[@morgankneip4890]

Absolutely. That is NOT adequate consideration for a contract 🤢

[@layladavis02]

I mean that can lead to forced sex, sa and abuse so I’d hope a reasonable court wouldn’t hold that. I dunno if it’s because I have ptsd around physical touch. But I feel that would be so traumatizing for any man or woman. Which also made me question the other way around. If a man isn’t willing and can’t get hard. Then what? He loses everything? Just doesn’t seem logical nor justifiable. So I’m glad to know

[@kateduggan2827]

The prenup one - it’s yucky because it isn’t consent it’s coercion

[@minxymoo2325]

Literally. How do you have sex with someone when you know they're doing it to meet your prenup requirements. That's insane

[@junehoneycrisp]

EXACTLY. I'm surprised not that many people have mentioned how rapey it is

[@thatonearoace]

ALSO, it sounds like it only applies to her. If HE refuses and it doesn’t happen 5 times per week then SHE suddenly gets punished because HE seemingly controls this whole thing?

[@alibunxious17]

Story 5- I am a good thrifter and have had a few situations where people have wanted to borrow an item that was then ruined or lost, and the excuse was always, “Well, you only spent X amount of dollars so it’s no big deal,” when it would cost 10x as much to replace that item to buy it new, since it’s unlikely I would come across it again at a thrift store. It’s super invalidating! For the wife in this situation, she needs to STOP. So rude and an invasion of privacy and there is no trust with her family anymore as a result.

[@fallingawayfromthenorm]

Story 3 - It blows my mind that people are okay with stipulations like that, I personally feel like it’s a form of coercion. I think it’s super unethical to have a written threat of a punishment for not having sex as much as one member of a marriage wants. If this is common, let’s work to make it uncommon, holy hell.

[@heezypeasy8611]

It absolutely is coercion! It's a huge red flag!

[@carolinaazevedo2088]

100% coercion, and in my country I think this clause would 100% be not considered legal.

[@sarahwbs]

Right? Like how is that not marital rape?

[@davidsmnje]

You can relax, these types of clauses aren't enforceable! They invalidate the entire agreement!

[@wandering6252]

also trying to require sex thru a legal document is probably the fastest way to stop getting sex. you thought your bedroom was lacking before? wait til this gets out. no one wants sex to feel like a job/chore.

[@lyregal5]

That prenup one basically puts all the blame for a dead bedroom on the wife. What if he is away on a trip for a week? What if he has medical issues and can’t perform? What if he starts cheating and stops sleeping with her? What if he’s just no longer in the mood? What if he’s not in the mood until she’s asleep or at work? What if she’s pregnant and having issues or just not able to have sex? What if she’s having medical issues? Curious what the ex wife would have to say about what caused the dead bedroom.

[@vianeyboruel504]

This

[@llynxfyremusic]

I have a feeling he'd give leeway for himself for those things but not extend the same grace to his wife

[@everbloom1632]

no fr, Ive had a dead bedroom for the past 2 months due to medical issues & we're perfectly fine

[@anaorea6019]

Hot take here, the dog is not the dog but the owner! Those are all Husky behavior but they can definitely get addressed. If he can't be a good owner than he needs hired help.

[@Bookdragon3000]

Definitely Husky behavior. The bf is neglecting the dog by not taking her out several times a day. No wonder she has all this energy she’s spending in other negative ways.

[@Imjustkendall]

The dog is not the dog

[@tinaet4909]

I have a coworker who lost a dog while on vacation. It was awful. To take a Husky, the breed known for being an escape artist on a vacation sounds like he is asking for trouble.

[@sdominick]

Total husky behavior. Also my childhood husky lived to be 16. He said screw the average lifespan lol

[@agilitygirl1986]

Definitely sounds like a husky and one that needs more exercise. I also wouldn't want to take it on vacation but ngl sounds like she doesn't like dogs that much and that would be a no go for me.

[@eliseg0001]

Story 2 - I have a German Shepard husky mix and I could not imagine NEVER training her. Working breeds need structure and stimulation and you’re a bad owner for not meeting their needs

[@catbeara]

Yeah, I have a border collie and same here. He would be a DISASTER if we hadn't trained him, he is so energetic and driven and intelligent - working breeds are bred to work, not to be lapdogs. If you don't want to put the time and effort into keeping them stimulated and enriched, then get a different dog!

[@fishhugify]

​@@catbeara yes if you don't train a border collie or any dog it's going to be a disaster but a border collie is a completely different breed Husky are known for their stubbornness and their attitude if not exercised correctly they are a dog for an experienced owner

[@catbeara]

@@fishhugify my border collie is very stubborn lol, and if he's not exercised and entertained enough he literally starts ripping up everything in our house. Huskies aren't the only high-maintenence dogs. 😅

[@jelle3248]

My sister has an untrained German shepherd. I used to think I loved all dogs, but suffice to say I do not love that dog.

[@lizzieschwab7675]

Whole heartedly agree. I have a pit lab mix and everyone always says “he’s the best dog” or “I want a dog like him” which yes he is great, but that is because we spent 3+ years of consistently training him from 9 weeks old. Food aggression training, potty training, and boundary training should be the bare minimum to every pup/ dog owner. A lot of people get puppies and don’t want to commit to training them, which will end up exactly like OP’s boyfriends husky. IMO it’s neglectful to not train a dog period, it’s not only dangerous for the owners and visitors but also the dogs themselves. Seeing dogs getting put down daily because of their bad owners is so frustrating because I genuinely LOVE dogs. A lot of people like the thought of dogs, but not training your dog is not loving it.

[@katec188]

story 5-there is absolutely nothing wrong with being upset about someone pawning off your belongings. it wouldn’t be an issue if the wife was just giving her own stuff away, but the fact that she is willing to pawn off her husband and child’s belongings is really rude. i don’t know how OP and his child have put up with this for so long. it’s really a privacy and trust violation at the end of the day.

[@katec188]

also if her excuse is that she’s being generous/thoughtful….it really isn’t all that thoughtful to just regift something you already have instead of just getting someone a personalized gift.

[@brec1589]

And I'm confident in saying they would a 100% be on her side if the roles were reversed. I don't think that guy overreacted at all.

[@Imjustkendall]

@@brec1589no?

[@Imjustkendall]

@@brec1589If she were a woman and the roles were reversed you’d probably take the guys side…?

[@maggiedk]

Story 3 is literally sexual coersion and abuse. Period. I wouldn't be surprised if he had a "dead bedroom" with his ex because he treated her like a sex object. That, along with being mistreated in general, is the exact reason I've stopped being intimate with partners in the past. It's unbelievably traumatizing to go through that when you don't want it and I hope she gets far away from that man.

[@bellab2662]

Men truly believe they are OWED sex. That it is their god given right. Even if they’re not acting it out, they still think like that in the back of their minds.

[@ashsun144]

Literally what I was thinking. Anyone who’s gone through sexual abuse in relationships knows this man is dangerous as fuck. So disgusting.

[@dexterwaltz8884]

TRAIN👏 YOUR👏DAMN👏DOGS!

[@cuddlecows]

As a dog trainer being asked to "fix" people's dogs because they didn't want to train them to begin with, I second this.

[@loriclaire5229]

AND MAINTAIN SAID TRAINING WHEN THEY GET HOME! dogs won’t remember unless they use it!

[@dexterwaltz8884]

@@loriclaire5229 seriously training is like 30 percent training the dog and 80 percent consistent work from the owner to maintain the training

[@SandraPedersen-cz7fp]

Yes, but also don’t get a girlfriend that doesn’t like/love dogs😬 But let’s be honest, the guy needs a pug not a husky.

[@fralanasko2900]

​@SandraPedersen-cz7fp I love dogs.... and this dog would upset me. I'd be questioning the relationship die to how he treats his dog tbh, and I'd be wanting to train her.

[@Mamabear8654]

Story 5- People like this make me LIVID!! Those people tend to make any excuse for throwing away things that don't belong to them such as "I don't like clutter" or "you should have put it away" My grandma used to give away my dad's toys without telling him his whole childhood. My dad now literally hoards toys and collectibles. Her behavior can cause MAJOR issues in her kids later and she lacks self awareness and is just plain rude and uncalled for. I could NEVER live with a person like this.

[@stephjovi]

My brother is like that. He's got nothing. He moved several times and always threw out everything that wasn't the basic essentials like dishes. One time when he still lived with my mum, we moved and he threw away her carpets. He never explained why. They were handmade carpets made by her mum. Her mum died when she was pregnant with my brother. We still talk about this they would actually be worth quite something these days plus the sentimental value. Come to think of it as teen he definitely burrowed friends my stuff like cd or computer game and never asked for it back

[@inesnathaliengoua]

Fr what is wrong with her for landing other ppls stuff without asking and telling ppl???

[@laryssamartin]

Can we talk about “is mercury in Gatorade” I’ve been laughing for like 10 minutes 😭😂😂

[@dianarubio7585]

I thought I was the only one 😭😭😭

[@stonecoldbaee]

I loved that comment 🤣🤣

[@ashleyduckworthyt3224]

Haha this joke has been around for ages and STILL gets me every time

[@gbrac7307]

I thought I was just behind on the new kid slang 😂

[@carriechambers3996]

lmao the way i ran to the comments i thought my brain had shortcutted

[@adrienneneal4645]

for story 6 its crazy how bob is like “how dare you allow your family to struggle over a spider” and its like bro… he is putting his family first by putting boundaries for his wife. and bob is the one risking his 1 year old twin babies being homeless because his bugs are too important. pot meet kettle fr

[@caitlinsiemens1534]

Like they wanna help out their family but not their bugs. The pregnant woman who owns the family house has top priority. Her mental health would cripple if they did that to her.

[@SmthAbout.Money.SmellsLikeLove]

Its not even his house, he should be greatfull they want to house them and not bitch about his stupid insects. No one wants pests in their house.

[@merykhan97]

Story 04: i honestly think ESH. Saving the kid makes him a hero. But turning back to the parent and asking them to pay for a phone "your choice" is an AH move. Also blaming his brother for an accident !? I do think the brother should help pay for a new one hopefully he can afford it. OP is 19 and most definitely needs his phone

[@Mariam-do6jq]

I do think tho that if he left the kid unattended he has a part in the incident that occurred

[@bellapoole9230]

Came here to comment this. The fact that OP immediately wanted financial compensation after something horrible almost happened is not cool

[@cuddlecows]

Dog trainer here: The husky is a literal husky. They aren't easy dogs. The dogs are not to blame, though. The bf simply didn't train the dog and probably got her because "husky is cool." Many people don't get dogs depending on their lifestyle or training skill. They get them because they are "cool" looking breeds. I can train their 9 year old Husky. ANY dog is trainable at ANY age. My parents had an aggressive shepherd, and I came and started training her when she was 9. She was incredible, just with a few sessions. The husky person is on spot-on. Huskies love to run. They also typically pull without proper leash training because they are pullers! That's literally what they are bred for! That's why people shouldn't be getting dogs they can't handle. 🤦‍♀️

[@toriclinton3198]

As a husky owner, she is not the asshole 😂 he definitely did not train the dog. I rescued my husky when he was one year old and he did all of the things OP described and it took a lot of patience to train him. Also I’ve never taken him on vacation…Rover is our best friend lol you can meet them before too which is so great!!

[@emmajay2401]

There is a reason why huskies are one of the most rehomed breeds! Owners like the look of the dogs but don't want to put in the work these wonderful dogs need.

[@pig3292]

"Some people just want to say they own a dog" Yes!! Thank you.

[@hannahmazzarella8801]

The last story had me SCREAMING. I've had 2 c-sections. That's a major surgery, and recovery is brutal. I can't believe that husband's birth plan was "drug her up and cut her open". And then he says this birth isn't about you?! Throw him in the trash.

[@liilaa.]

Tbh these stories sound so traumatizing and make me never wanting to be pregnant even more, its so scary

[@catT5236]

Story 3: I genuinely hope it's not actually legal to put that kind of clause in a prenup. That's incredibly disturbing. I also have no idea how such a clause would be enforced. With cheating ones you have to have proof they cheated. It's an utterly ludicrous clause that doesn't take a lot of things into consideration, what if she had a UTI, was sick for a week with bad flu, had a bad stomach for a week, broke her leg, or had surgery? There's numerous reasons someone might not physically be able to be intimate in that way, which is not even taking the very valid option of just not feeling like it. This feels uncomfortably close to s*x trafficking.

[@mcsaism]

the story is fake it’s 100% impossible to put that in a prenup

[@p-h-a-n-t-o-m]

⁠@@mcsaismtbf, it didn’t seem like they’re were actually engaged yet and writing prenups yet. but to the original comment, i for sure agree it feels to close to s*x trafficking. so coercive and gross!

[@bunnikruis]

@@mcsaismit is 100% legal to put that in a prenup, as is an infidelity clause.

[@rpstgag]

​@@bunnikruis Infidelity clauses, even when allowed, require proof. A sex obligation is unenforceable, to say nothing of being morally bankrupt. Please share citations / cases?

[@minxymoo2325]

​​@@mcsaismYou can put almost anything in a prenup. Whether or not it holds up when you get a divorce is different.

[@jade5862]

story 2- my dog is a 15 year old lab. he physically can't go on long walks anymore - still gets a lot of mental stimulation though. dog owners need to meet their dogs needs and adapt as they get older. this husky needs to be exercised, stimulated and trained. op is nta but they need to break up, they seem really incompatible.

[@envymordecai4429]

“A hobby room is for if you’re 6 years old playing with LEGOs” Would this be an awkward time to tell you I listen to this in my game room, sometimes while building LEGO 😂😭 I really appreciate you calling Hannah out there Morgan. There is nothing wrong with wanting a room to keep all of your paints and supplies organized, regardless of your gender or hobby! Some of us are just a little weirder than others 😂

[@HayleySulfridge]

Right! I didn’t like that at all lol my husband has a collectibles room i guess you could call a hobby room, it makes him happy! Wtf is weird about that?

[@felly13santos83]

I was hoping to see more comments like this. If that comment was a joke it wasn't funny. Everyone should have thier own space for a hobby. No matter what gender.

[@EmilyLennoxchannel]

I feel like it should be as normal as having an office room in your house

[@hereforthespooks178]

Yeah. Got offended on behalf of all y’all male hobbyists. I have a shop nearby called hobby town and I love visiting! There are so many hobby’s out there and it’s huge! Unfortunately it’s mostly void of people and seemingly a relic of the past..

[@envymordecai4429]

@@hereforthespooks178 I’m a lady 😂❤️ Really?! That’s so sad 😭 Our local place is super popular

[@LLynneM]

*S7: Her Body is Not His Baby* - _[Edit: Hannah is correct re: C-sections. My husband made the mistake of peeking over the surgical drape + saw all my birthing parts lying on the metal table.]_ OP has it 100%. Until their baby has exited OP’s body, what’s being discussed + decided upon is all about HER. It’s always telling when the dad can’t let go of the reins for something so obv not about them. Some ppl can’t handle that. It’s obv _a big red flag_ and it can’t be the only one (about the couple’s power dynamic). Future Dad likes his way, is he used to getting it? Nurse + OP talking around him shouldn’t mk him that mad. *Stick to ur guns, ur right it’s ur body.* Keep control while u can bcuz once baby is born you may spend a lot of time arguing about how to raise baby. If he’s usually “in charge,” be prepared. The silent treatment is also *a red flag.* _FYI_ - If there’s a disagreement related to the baby (name, birth plan, etc) the staff will abide by the mom’s decisions. No debate, discourse or discussion. Wishing u an easy birth, OP! Congrats.

[@Aridoesnotexiist]

I just saw her on the cancelled podcast with the same outfit. Homegirl had come to LA to work lol

[@englishbreakfasttealatte]

apparently she did 4 podcasts in one day 😭 the LORDS work

[@kayashley4428]

Same 😂 imagine tana and Brooke on two hot takes? Incredible

[@englishbreakfasttealatte]

@@kayashley4428 IVE BEEN HOPING THEY WILL

[@TwoHotTakes]

Let em know I've been trying awhhh@@kayashley4428

[@TwoHotTakes]

Hannah is the definition of hard working gal!

[@PeriwinkleParrot]

As a professional housekeeper who is currently listening to this podcast at work, thank you for the cleaning check-in!🥰

[@MorganJones-l3n]

Same!!!

[@akumamatata777]

I need more contrext as to why the man's first marriage ended in a dead bedroom. In my experience as a woman if I don't feel valued during sex, as in it feels less intimate and more like a chore and your partner doesn't make you feel pretty or if they don't take care of their hygiene or they aren't being productive and living off of you, I don't want to have sex with you . Like there are so many reasons that lead to a dead bedroom and this man is giving me the vibe that he sees sex as a right, not an intimate activity to do with your enthusiastically consenting partner. Sex has been so watered down these days... also constantly whining about not getting sex does not get you sex. Stop shaming your partner for not wanting to be intimate

[@loni1932]

He probably sees the dead bedroom as an issue caused by his ex and his ex alone, and refuses to take any responsibility for his part.

[@akumamatata777]

@@loni1932 yup. Like the dead bedroom was the problem, not all the things that led to a dead bedroom. It's an excuse and a way to pass blame on his partner over him

[@Lovelybug777]

@@loni1932why does everything have to be the man’s fault? Now that he was being a ah to his gf he must me at fault.

[@donotgotthis]

​@@Lovelybug777 it's not about his gender, if a person's "solution" to a problem isn't to try and understand WHY that problem may have happened in the first place and instead just *contractually obligate* their next partner into not being allowed to say no?? THEY'RE THE PROBLEM. The dude needs serious therapy to get over his ex before he tries to bring these issues into a new relationship.

[@minxymoo2325]

I mean to be fair, that's not always true. I don't enjoy sex that much, I'm very asexual. Yes, it feels amazing when we do have sex, but I'm not in the mood often, not as often as my boyfriend. We don't have a dead bedroom, he wouldn't leave me over it, but it's nothing he ever did. Maybe his ex just had a really low libido. She could've even been cheating and he never found out. Idk why everyone assumes men are the problem. Yes, he's an asshole for suggesting this at all, but that doesn't mean he's the cause of every problem he ever had.

[@crazyinnocentturtle]

Story 4 low-key though, I've been willing to save the kid whether I lost my phone or not It'd be nice to have one paid for but then turning back to the parent and saying "I'll send the bill" seems like a jerk move

[@ashwatson4449]

Was looking for this! The last thing I would be asking after a traumatic event is “btw, l need a new phone because it’s your fault your son jumped in the pool…” how awful! This is why you should always insure your devices!!!

[@riahw3750]

Also it wasn't even just the same phone it was whatever phone the op wanted! They could've chosen a brand new phone and just expected their brother to pay for it!

[@hungrywarlock7333]

I don't think the new phone is the dad's responsibility. Accidents happen- they could have taken the phone out of their pocket. It feels very entitled on OP's part.

[@ghosty8193]

I thought the exact same thing! I did a double take when the guest said 'maybe they can just be tight on rent next month' (to pay for the phone)... that's such a privileged take.

[@larissatheintrovert]

Glad Im not the only one that thinks the same! Seems like OP wants to be treated as a hero when the prize should be a life saved. It’s one thing if the family offers to pay for the phone (or even give him some hero attention), but I cant imagine charging someone (family, friend, or stranger) for loss of an item while saving someone’s freaking life. That’s crazy!

[@brooke9847]

Story 3, I don't think it's even legal to put that kind of clause in a prenup.

[@aceofdobs27]

God, I hope it’s not.

[@CursedCupidd]

I have ADHD and unfortunately, I've been writing an essay for 5 hours now and I BARELY made progress...until I threw this video on. My mind and study habits fluctuate because of my randomized mind and my normal study habits weren't working. I threw this on as a last-ditch effort to keep me entertained while writing so I could trick myself into an interest-based motivation AND IT WORKED. I have no idea what you guys have talked about this whole ep but it kept me going. I'm throwing it on for the second time now and I think I might finish this essay!!! and later tonight ill rewatch to actually listen, thank you sm!!

[@ashleynaeomi]

omg i literally did this & thought i was NUTS for doing it! thank you thank you

[@tanyastacy-haws993]

I do this too!

[@Sam_win58]

I also think I have ADHD, and I've heard of people turning the TV on in the background for the same reason. It's a form of body doubling!!

[@graciehende1317]

Morgan I literally pulled up your channel because I needed something to clean to! Saw that you had posted only 25 seconds ago; it was like fate!!!Currently making my way through the living room right now. Love the podcast so much! ❤

[@shortphix5998]

Also the last story I want to add my own experience, I have a 1 year old. We went on pitocin, had to restart it 3 times because it made my babys heart rate drop... scared me so much, almost went into an emergency c-section because he was reacting so badly to it... sure it works great for some people but it also makes labor pains worse and can cause issues with the baby for some, its not just a "sure she will do that" kind of thing, its definitely something to speak with the doctor about and have her decide what SHE is comfortable and feels safe with.

[@basementdwellercosplay]

The dog is never the AH, its the owners who failed their pets. They are like children and if a child misbehaves its the parents fault. Her actions show that he is a disaster owner, huskies are a lot of work and energetic and he didnt do his work. If his dog is that crazy, dog hotels/kennelsmay not allow the dog to stay cause it can harm or scary the other pups

[@LLynneM]

This right here. Also, Huskys are crazy vocal +/or destructive w/separation anxiety. So HOW would OP’s BF think tkg her on vac would work? How could they even go out to eat, leave the dog on the room? Nope. Take her to every meal? Nope. Get her a dog sitter at a dog friendly hotel? Ok, why csnt they get one at home? The whole thing is nuts.

[@brittanylynch6231]

Omg yess!! Keep bringing Hannah back she's sooo hilarious and the vibes are immaculate with you guys! ❤

[@sydmarie3956]

Hannah saying “the world has no purpose oop tampon time” is tooooo real 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Fenomka]

Story 2 - the only A-hole in this story is the BF who isn't taking the time to properly train and desensitize his dogs. Huskies are CRAZY HIGH MAINTENANCE and that dog sounds like she's got serious anxiety and abandonment issues, as well as fear agression, all of which stem from poor training and bad ownership. that dude doesn't deserve to have her, but also OP doesn't deserve to be stuck dealing with the dog's bad behavior because the Boyfriend can't be bothered to be a better dog owner.

[@davidking8744]

The perfect thing to listen to in my car after getting my first flat tire, needed this 🎉

[@sillymamacita3854]

Ah that sucks! Glad you're okay and you had this ❤😊

[@laser_focus7962]

Omg I caught a flat this morning too lol. Twinsies

[@ashleymartinez762]

Haha literally waiting to have 2 flats replaced now

[@neuropsychopharmacologisti4340]

I'm waiting for my food at this place and the person in front of me has a flat lol.

[@mckaylascott6458]

Stay safe ❤

[@jjanon2371]

Story 3: I can see why his ex wife is his ex wife. Yikes!

[@Lovelybug777]

Or maybe just maybe the ex just stop loving her ex husband and that broke him so now he’s traumatized.

[@jjanon2371]

@@Lovelybug777 as has already been observed, sex usually is not the primary issue and whatever trauma you have is no excuse for forcing someone else into it through contract. Grow up and go to therapy.

[@Lovelybug777]

@@jjanon2371 he should get help before entering another relationship! but he shouldn’t be at fault for why his first relationship didn’t last. It should be him getting help for his issues instead of putting all of his issues onto his new partner.

[@donotgotthis]

​@@Lovelybug777 in that case the guy needs to go to therapy to work out his issues, not force more issues onto his next partner.

[@SuperPandacupcakes]

@@Lovelybug777 if he has trauma he needs to go to therapy, not literally RAPE his partner

[@anavictoriaponce9866]

Story 3 can actually be argued to be coertion and economicabuse. Mind you, just becuase there is "consent" doesnt mean there isnt abuse or violence. If sex is a contingency and there is something on the line if you dont give it, its a control mechanism

[@ashsun144]

Absolutely. This person is 100% abusive.

[@emilyemily9831]

Story 3- Lawyer here (tho not a divorce/family lawyer). That prenup would not be upheld in a divorce. Prenups are meant to protect an individuals assets from the time before they enter the marriage. Due to this, the actual assets a prenup can protect are extremely narrow.

[@emilyemily9831]

Also, for the prenup to be valid, you’d have to put in so many stipulations. Like, what exactly is considered sex? When would this provision not be considered, like if he gets sick or can’t get it up?

[@WoxyPoxyRoxy]

I’m glad that you stood your ground Morgan with the 6th story, when Hannah mentioned how weird it was for a man to have a hobby room. The comment was coming off as her trying to be funny but it just came off as sexist, so nice callout.

[@Wesjag03]

I was really happy about that too! A couple weeks ago she had some guest straight up say “women can do it but not men.” That’s not giving the cute vibe you want it to. I’m all for cheering girls on and being a girls girl but it’s a version of “pick me” when you’re putting down a different gender.

[@Lovelybug777]

@@Wesjag03omg! That pissed me off 😂she said if a man does something he’s wrong, but if a woman did something wrong, it’s probably the man’s fault because men always have do something wrong, and women are always right or innocent. Something like that, but it wasn’t cute! And I wish Morgan would’ve said something. Hannah joke wasn’t as bad as women can do whatever, and always right and innocent. Hannah was a goofy joke.

[@rats_in_a_PACK]

fr that was so annoying. men should be able to have hobbies without it being seen as weird/creepy/gay

[@sejs96]

Hannah is a COMEDIAN it was a JOKE

[@nicoles2159]

That spider story is insane LMFAO no matter how much I love someone, they are not bringing their pet bugs to my house, period. And I feel like most hobbyists would totally understand that bugs are not everyone's cup of tea.

[@LydiaTaylorMusic]

Glad morgan called out the sexism in the hobby room comment lol

[@Wesjag03]

Yes! I kinda wish she did with her guests a couple weeks ago too. They kept saying how women can do wrong and it’s okay but men can’t. Like hun? We are human.

[@joevictor53]

Agreed. Too many people put down other people's hobbies for being "childish" but it just shows their own immaturity. It's often people being sexist like women calling out men's hobbies or men calling out women's

[@sejs96]

Hannah is literally kidding. She's a comedian.

[@LydiaTaylorMusic]

@shambrya3019 idk i think it's condescending to assume everything a comedian says must be a joke

[@jax61486]

Yep, can confirm. I have watched your podcast several times curled up on my couch with a blanket, and fallen right to sleep. Your voices are so calming. 😅😊

[@macinhawthorne5853]

Hot take, but regarding the husky story I have some points to make. I've had a husky for 11 years and worked professionally with dogs for 10. Huskies are a naturally stubborn breed and are extremely intelligent. While a lot of other breeds are like having a toddler, having a husky can be like having a teen. Huskies were bred to be independent, so independent they prefer to be. My dog is trained and not anywhere near as bad as the OP's dog, but if she decided to, she'd try to do things her way. Even through all the years of training (into the present) she likes to do things her way sometimes and that is just that. Trust me, there have been plenty of times I've wanted to rip my hair out with her. One time she just decided to hop a fence while we were playing and run down a busy road. She thought it was fun. Just wanted to throw that out there. There are SEVERAL sources that talk about huskies and how particular and difficult to train they can be. If you convince them it's their idea, they'd be more inclined to accept the training. Managing how distracted they get is another challenge all together. Coming in to defend all the husky owners out there lol!

[@Emnmz]

When I heard on the Canceled podcast that Hannah did another THT I got so exciteeeed!! It’s finally here ❤

[@AnnieAnnieBuckwheatCakes]

As someone who has had 25 years experience with Siberian huskies, some are chill. Most huskies are part cat, part toddler & part raptor. They're fantastic dogs if you have room to let them run. They need exercise & a place where their vocal skills won't annoy everyone.

[@njc1304]

Morgan WOULD be an amazing promo voice actor! That sounded so smooth.

[@alisacoria531]

Story 4, hot take: assuming that the phone is going to be bought and offering to buy the phone, are two different things. If my phone got fucked up in the process of saving the life of my niece or nephew, it is what it is. Thankfully they’re alive and well. I wouldn’t sit there and assume my phone is going to be paid for just because I did this act. Now if that was my child, I would be incredibly thankful and offer to buy the phone but my brothers would never sit there and assume that I’m gonna pay for it nor would they literally tell me “I’ll send you the bill”.. assuming that someone’s gonna pay for something and telling them I’ll send you the bill is actually crazy. That kid sounded entitled AF. Also Hannah, saying a phone doesn’t cost $30,000 shows your privilege, $1000 is a lot for someone that is trying their best to make it by with whatever they get paid.

[@GirHelloKitty00]

I agree with you 100%. $1000 is a lot. Especially in todays economy. To add: Secondary drowning is a thing too! Lung infections! What happens if that dad now needs to take his kid to emergency for aftershock effects? That's more $$$ than a phone. Would this OP still expect a new phone? And I said this in another thread, they're blaming the dad 100% for an accident that they themselves could have also prevented. All it says to me is that none of the other (minimum) 3 other adults were watching this child. Side note to anyone reading, if your kid almost drowns, even if they seem fine. TAKE. THEM. TO. A. DOCTOR! As stated above. Secondary drowning and lung infections can he equally fatal to drowning itself.

[@ehamster09]

I loved this episode! Morgan I never truly appreciated your skill at curating the stories for each episode until now. I just watched your episode with Chris and I felt so depressed after it, straight into this one and now I’m smiling and laughing again. Xxx

[@TwoHotTakes]

Thank you! I really stress over the right assortment of stories from week to week

[@jakep2234]

The cleaning is going great! Just washed my carpets now time to finish laundry 😂

[@amandar4689]

Story 3 how are we not talking about the postpartum period if they have kids 🤢😳 he's a walking red flaggggg

[@abvhrulz]

Merch idea: THT grippy socks.

[@audreymarie1191]

Listening to story 1. I’m a caricature artist (full time), and I do caricatures as gifts for all my boyfriends and I’s friends on every occasion, he doesn’t even have to ask. But for me, it only takes a couple hours (I’ve been at this full time for 10 years), and he is the main provider and never tells me no, so that’s just our relationship. For OP, it sounds like the main issue may be communication in the relationship.

[@audreymarie1191]

Also, I don’t think my boyfriend prematurely promises them to people, just in case something crazy happens and I’m not able to get it done. Promising someone a gift on behalf of some else is kinda messed up in itself. It’s always just a nice surprise for our friends

[@shannonbaker5010]

Pitocin almost killed my baby when I was induced. It caused such painful, forceful contractions that his heart rate quickly dropped and I couldn’t breath/started to pass out. I was rushed to the OR for an emergency c-section but thank god the medication was reversed fast enough, we were both stabilized, and I was able to deliver the way I had planned/wanted to. Not to mention a c-section is a much harder recovery with a higher risk of something going wrong and infection. Last guy has no idea what he’s talking about and his opinions are actually dangerous.

[@jimsele007]

Ever since I found this podcast, I use the time to just put down my phone and clean while listening. When you said "how is your cleaning going?" I was in the middle of it and it made me smile! You guys have been a big part in my routine now - thank you! I just wanted to share that with you guys! Lots of love!

[@maeharrington6276]

I just relistened to the last Hannah episode a few days because she is such a funny co host😂so happy to see her back on the show!

[@allisonottens917]

W the cockroach thing - you don’t just have to be allergic to shellfish, you can be allergic to cockroaches themselves. I was recently allergy tested and one of the things they tested me for was cockroaches. And i am allergic. And the coffee things is right, about a 10% chance i believe.

[@lindsaynicole8967]

Me, listening to this while sewing, getting to the "hobby room" part and thinking about how I wish I had a sewing room 😅 then Morgan asks if Hannah is okay with women having a sewing room...then Hannah said ✨ "yes. She's an artist." ✨ ☺️☺️💁‍♀️

[@Onepinkcrayon]

It's just too bad I'm a guy, and so I'm not allowed to have a sewing room 😢

[@strabababerry]

that part really frustrated me! like I get that a bug room would freak most people out (heck, it would freak me out!) but I feel like guys should be allowed to like things too, yk? LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS! edit: okay, I got a little further and I think she was joking?? idk I don't always understand tone correctly lmao

[@felly13santos83]

​@strabababerry even if she was joking. It just wasn't funny. It was very cringe imo

[@jolieroliepolie3834]

These weekly episodes really help me get through the week, especially on hard days. Thank you 🙏🏼 ❤

[@raestay7530]

Story 4: Honestly i wouldn't even think of asking my sibling to replace my phone. Its giving i did a favor for you so you should compensate me. Like call me crazy but i dont see my niece or nephew as just my sister's kids. If i would have to save them i wouldn't see that as a favor for my sister.

[@cris.222]

i agree. i’m surprised by their takes on this story bc OP is 100% giving entitlement in my opinion. 🤷‍♂️

[@marielblumelatorre9144]

I needed this comments

[@daluogbuefi9480]

I do think him asking immediately was ah but the bothers response is also ah because I understand things happen but his kid almost died on his watch if not the brother saw so he should help pay for it

[@arianaw6513]

for story 7: Pitocin is a manufactured form of oxytocin, the hormone that causes labor. While it can be a very useful tool to augment labor that is not progressing or even inducing labor, there are definite risks that come along with its benefits! When used after baby is born, it's great for limiting postpartum hemorrhage and helping the uterus contract down.

[@stephenieburgess6978]

I was put on it for both my labors. My first was because not only was it not progressing properly (active labor 36 hrs, 3 week pre active labor baby ✌🏻), but due to positioning of baby and how the epidural was settling he was going into distress and I hemorrhaged afterwards. With my second I was given it to induce labor because of how traumatic the first was, to speed it along and hopefully lower the risk of complications. I still hemorrhaged, but my baby girl was fine (no distress or anything), and they were able to monitor and control my contractions better with it. I was safer with it than without. With this said, some people cannot have it. They can have extremely bad reactions to it and it can be almost as dangerous if not more than going without. It's up to the MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS to know how to best proceed. Random husbands who troll webMD and wikiHow do not make those decisions. If it's safe to go without it, that's the better option. My body didn't produce it right, or fast enough. So it was safer for me and babies to get a boost. But it's her body, her choice. Or if you're just fed up and angry kick him in the junk with heels then throw him an ice pack and tell him that he can maybe talk to you again when he can pee straight again. It will almost maybe kinda be a little like what you're going to be going through.

[@shelby_button]

Story 6 drove me crazy when OPs family was like “you’re refusing housing to your sister and her family over some bugs” because how has no one turned around to the BIL and been like “DUDE! You’re ruining our shot at a roof over our heads for your bugs!”

[@Dreamtox111]

I love the cleaning check-in!! I always listen to THT when I clean. I have a bad relationship with cleaning but am somehow a neat freak. This show keeps me going and questioning what I would do if I were in that situation. Been watching for two years, love you guys 💕 Side note: Cleaning is not done today thank you for reminding me 🙏🏻✨

[@KateMm77]

I love these stories sm🥰 Great for cleaning, sleeping and procrastinating my hw

[@southernhomemaker21]

My hubby and I have a hobby room. For my sewing/crocheting and for his gaming/3D printing😅

[@felly13santos83]

Love that!!!

[@katec188]

37:33 loving how morgan and hannah are cheering me on as i clean my bathroom

[@Aprillovesplants]

I usually agree with Morgan and her guests, but the dog isn’t a terrorist. Working dogs like this go nuts when they don’t have adequate, exercise, stimulation, training, etc, as they both said. So let’s say someone locked you up 23 hours a day with nothing you needed to emotionally and physically thrive. Then you started tearing down doors after 9 years, and screaming that you wanted out, only to still be jailed, would you consider yourself a terrorist? Or would you consider yourself and an abused being that has snapped, rightfully so?

[@Taewills]

Is it bad that I’d want to bounce off the walls in the padded room? 😂😂😂 Sounds hugely entertaining

[@corn8592]

someone needs to make a compilation of morgan almost remembering popular sayings because she is the best at that

[@samanthamerritt1718]

Story 6 - a lot of exotic pets stores do boarding, Bob could absolutely get those spiders boarded and wouldn't even have to give them up.

[@Wesjag03]

Excuse me where? I don’t think one exists in my state much less town.

[@rosariogallardo229]

(may be errors, english isnt my first lenguage) Story 4 - I had to double check cause I couldnt believe that you're implying the dad is the asshole!!!!! I agree it's a VERY nice gesture he could've had to thank his brother but there's no way that he's obliged to, and the brother sounded SO entitled. Like, he saved his nephew's life, *his* nephew, he should also be glad that nothing major happened, he's not such a hero if he demands a material compensation in return. It's like he said "I saved your son's life, you should pay me for it" ????????

[@Mechgineer]

I lived right next to one of the vlogger couples. They definitely put on a good face for the public, but, in private, the wife was screaming at her husband 24/7

[@gabipassantino7239]

Story 2: I’m an almost 24 year old woman with a 5 year old lab husky mix. I rescued her going into my sophomore year of college and she was free and absolutely gorgeous. I wanted a dog HOWEVER I was aware that I would have to be in class 8 hours a day and being a college girl of course i did go out every weekend/some week days. Because I knew this I made sure that every day she went to doggy daycare from 9 am until 5 pm. At 5 pm she would still have soooo much energy, so we would go on a 3-5 mile walk every night. A lot of what the girl in story 2 is saying is just describing normal husky behavior, but a lot of it can be improved if you put the effort in or you accommodate the dog and figure out what works for you both so that the dog can have a happy fulfilling life. My girl also has zero street awareness, would run through traffic as if it’s a game, has a small head and will slip her collar so we use a harness. She’s extremely friendly, would never attack anything, but she’s dumb and thinks every dog wants to be her friend so regardless of if I thought she was behaved enough to be off leash ever (I do not) I don’t trust other dogs enough to do that anyway! I also use rover all the time if I’m going out of town for a couple days or if my mom can’t watch her. If I want to travel with my dog, we drive because she isn’t quiet enough to be on a plane nor is she a service animal. All this to say; I didn’t think I was the 100% best owner for her, but after hearing how neglectful and careless that owner is, I know I am a good dog owner.

[@hollyholfeld]

To any men who may be reading this, I have had 3 children, 2 were delivered vaginally, and one of them was 9lbs 9oz (average is like 7lbs, so that's big for enyone wondering). Vaginas are designed to have a baby pass through. I've heard it described like an umbrella. It opens and closes as needed. My vagina is no "looser" than it was befpre having children. My husband still enjoys sex with me lol. A surgery that is not needed should not be performed. Period. I had a csection for my last baby (he was actually the smallest of the 3), it was no walk in the park. Recovery sucked. Not being able to walk without pain sucks. This was 2 years ago and I still have loss of sensation around the incision.

[@kennahsearles1397]

I don’t think not walking your dog everyday equals a bad owner, by any means. I walk my dog, but understand there are dogs with anxiety, reactivity, etc who will do better getting their energy out in a yard or with mental puzzle toys. That was a pretty harsh judgement to cast. Just like not every kid is the same, neither is every dog.

[@cuddlecows]

I agree. That was harsh. I work with dogs and would never pass the judgment onto clients. Some dogs have issues that make daily walking rough even on them. Also, as a dog professional, dogs get the most stimulation and play with other dogs.. which can also be difficult depending on the dog. But socializing dogs with dogs is the best way to tire them out. Walking for a high-energy working dog does nothing, in all honesty. That dog needs more stimulus, and a walk won't cut it. To be honest, I find it more concerning when people think walking high-energy working breeds does anything for their stimulus. I hear people say "well I walk them twice a day yet they are still wild" yeah... you have a working dog, my guy, give them a job!

[@moonnpeaches]

I came here to say this! My dog has HUGE anxiety towards anything and everything outside so we only go on walks when I’m sure there’s hardly anyone around and even then sometimes (if she’s not paying attention or the wind blows) will be scared by a tree. She was trained around other dogs and I walked her as a puppy but she’s always had this anxiety no matter what I’ve done

[@Bee-vp4qd]

yeah, definitely can depend on the dog and breed but the dog is a husky and is misbehaving- their comments towards this particular dog are fair. i think morgan being in ot before would never mean to allude that you are a bad person for not walking your dog 3x a day for any reason. just that we need to do what’s best for the individual person/dog and that clearly isn’t happening. she’s all about having different adaptions and tools to help the individual

[@basementdwellercosplay]

Agreed, my dog wasn't a walking kind of dog, he was tired from play and then wanted to lay on your lap. And never the end of his life he was old and blind and just wanted to stay on the couch

[@kyrieseilers7530]

Yea when she said that it's set me aback a little very harsh judgement. I have 4 dogs they never get walked because they have a big yard . Calling everyone a bad dog owner for not walking 4 x a day is strange

[@davinalee9222]

Story 3- my marriage led to a dead bedroom because my body was physically rejecting it due to mistreatment. It became extremely painful and I would tear and bleed when we did. Based on this guys actions, I’m concerned for what happened in his last marriage. I’m not going to discount the idea that he has trauma, but there’s a strong possibility that he was behaving in that same controlling way to his ex wife and she had a similar sexual response. It’s called vaginismus and it can occur in emotionally abusive relationships.

[@elizabethrhudy5395]

I CANT WAIT TO SEE YALL NEXT WEEK!!! thank you so so so so much for adding NC to your tour list!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@mcoyer08]

1:07:02 someone says “hobby room” and Hannah hears “murder room”.

[@liveitupalltheway]

Can the descriptions have “Story 3 + update” if there’s an update? Thanks!! LOVE THE GUEST ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@ThoughtsonThoughtsandFeelings]

Story 3: reminder that we had to invent the term “marital r*pe” in the 1979 because thats the first time a case about it was ever tried. It was understood at the time that the term r*pe couldn’t be relevant to marriage.

[@roshni6767]

And it’s STILL like that in wayyy too many countries

[@artisseriechicken]

story 3: Apparently he thinks he thinks "psychiatrists are for gullible women" (this was mentioned in the other thread OP made about their last breakup) and he pushes her boundaries constantly. lots of people in the comment section are urging her to break up with him for real this time, especially because he sounds manipulative if not abusive. Also the previous breakup they had was also about sex, and this pre-nup situation is just a worse version of the previous fight. she needs to get out of there

[@ceciliap5336]

Not me feeling called out when they said how’s your cleaning going as I’m cleaning 😂❤️ This podcast is addicting!!

[@janae3776]

Story 5- This is such a violation to me. I’m not a person who’s super attached to things, but I value what I do have. This woman is flat out STEALING from her family. Her poor kids are going to have such triggers about their possessions being messed with. I guarantee it.

[@everleighxoxox]

Ommgggg new video AND your guest is Hannah Berner!?! I just watched her on Tana’s podcast & was crryyyiiinnnggg the entire time 😭😭😭 it was hilarious so I have high expectations for this 😅😂

[@eyeseajujubee]

I’m so happy to see a Hannah Burner episode!! The perfect thing to listen to while dealing with period cramps

[@denisemoulton3372]

Thanks for the mid episode motivation for cleaning 😂 I am sitting in bed eating Doritos. Break over! 😂

[@alishabaird8740]

Almost done cleaning and getting ready to go out of town for our anniversary getaway!! Love you guys and keep the tea coming!!

[@envymordecai4429]

People who walk their pets off leash are so irresponsible and it drives me insane. I live on Vancouver Island. We have bears, cougars, seals, otters, others dogs. Anything could go wrong. A few years ago someone’s little Frenchie was off leash at the beach and was mauled to death by another dog (I can’t remember if the other dog was). My best friends dog genuinely thinks she’s a cat and she’s TERRIFIED of other dogs. She’ll have a full on panic attack despite the fact that your dog is friendly.

[@Wesjag03]

My family will do this ONLY in the country where no other houses or pets are around. But we moved recently to a neighborhood and the amount of people who do this in the neighborhood or just don’t care that their dog keeps getting out is about to drive me INSANE! our neighbor lost her dog for a couple days because it broke through the fence. We warned them a couple times the fence was damaged and it was only a matter of time…

[@ivy-stickney]

i’m a stay at home mom to 3 little boys who struggles to get much done around the house bc i’m always so tired , & turning this on with my headphones really helps me accomplish a lot, so thank you

[@torzimay]

Story 3: If they do get to the point of divorce and bogus stipulations like that held up, all he'd have to do is refuse to have sex and he could say "She didn't have sex with me this week!" to keep all the money. Or say they had a busy week and it's saturday night and they still need to have sex one more time, it would be such an ick if my HUSBAND said "Babe, remember you have to have sex with me tonight or I will take all your money from you!"

[@SaraMT.]

59:54 FUN FACT! As an Arab, mosssst Arabs will give you an item you say you like (depending on the price of it) that they have. For example, if you said ‘hey I like your necklace’ you willlllll be gifted the necklace by force and the person will buy the same necklace back if they really liked it 😂 only because they fear of the evil eye heavily!! Better you have it than I randomly get an allergic reaction to the metal or it breaks 😅

[@BrickGirl101]

It’s funny I was walking my Sheltie/ Husky Mix (who literally just turned 16 the other day) as I started to listen to this and I have to agree with Morgan about the training aspect. Clearly the dog didn’t get the proper training. I’m talking as simple as taking them to PetSmart! It’s so easy and it really helps you learn how to work with your dog and get them to listen and behave. But oh boy husky breeds. When I first got my dog I looked into her breeds and they were spot on! Anytime she got the chance to run she did! Until she got older same with her and chewing on cords! That was a whole thing. The point is those breeds are work and I don’t think the guy is doing a very good job with his pup.

[@ginginthatcould88]

I'm definitely listening while doing the dishes😅 also love to listen while at work. Thanks for making my day more bearable 🤗

[@monalisasssmile]

morgan always comes through when i have a big cleaning task

[@mandalaymonsanto7117]

I’m a little shocked by the comments in this video. The brother should 100% buy her a phone. Yes I understand any decent human being would jump in to save the kid. But any decent human being would pay to fix what was broken saving their child’s life. In my opinion, the brother is extremely selfish to not buy back an item that was lost due to his own negligence. Especially when it involves his kid, he should be kissing the ground she walks on and be buying her new phone as a thank you saving his kids life.

[@joevictor53]

Who is the she you're talking about? It was about 2 brothers

[@AkumasFate]

As a very ace person I don’t love sex that much - I want sex maybe once a month at most. The idea of being in a contract were I would have to have sex multiple times a week really sounded awful. Would not be able to be with someone who felt the need to have sex that much. (Also contractual sex with someone you’re going to get married to is just kind of gross. You should have sex because you absolutely want to not because you feel obligated to feels like dubious consent at best.)

[@emilymcbride378]

My dogs HATE going on walks. I tried for months with both of them 😂😅 one hated being on the leash and it's not safe to be off leash where I live bc of moose/bears. The other is blind and gets far too stimulated. We have a big fenced in yard though!

[@dulciemetro]

I don’t know what it is about Hannah, but I absolutely LOVE HER! She’s so funny, direct, and light hearted. This episode made me laugh and genuinely interested in what both of you had to say. Thank you so much for such a good video!☺️

[@stonecoldbaee]

My bf calls me Pookie after the teddy bear Garfield has 😭 and he’s the sweetest man so I will not let TikTok ruin it 😤

[@caitlinjudkins6152]

I love listening to your podcast while I clean! Unfortunately I have yet to get my vacuuming done but all my laundry is put away lol! Morgan you are doing amazing and I’m so excited whenever I get a notification for an upload, keep doing what your doing!