I followed makeup instructions while drunk

once upon a time, I followed makeup instructions by drunk me, so I decided to uno reverse card myself and drunkly follow makeup instructions by sober me! yay! I hope you enjoy! XOXO
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p.s. ily

[@tom_harlock]

and yet you still look beautiful

[@mjayb19]

king

[@eclectic505]

so do you Tom!!

[@baileydunton6142]

Nearly as beautiful as you

[@botticellibarbie]

queens supporting queens

[@GwenythD]

wholesome, legends supporting legends

[@nikkimurrayquirky]

“did you hear that robert pattinson i’m chasing with pineapple juice...... wap” when i tell you I YELLED

[@leuvenfra]

@ἐρωτόσφαιρα SWEET COOCHIE

[@lilith_618]

I was gonna be mad if she didn’t say wap in this video💀😂😂

[@c12486]

How does she deliver those lines with a straight face honestly? 😂

[@jellyjilli1004]

I WAS EATING AND ALMOST DIED! M is so dangerous.

[@lucai_2860]

It’s the fact that Robert Pattinson reportedly has Covid for me 😌

[@thatdeadmeme]

This whole video feels like a sleepover at a friend’s house when you’re up late in their kitchen after their parents go to sleep, so you have to be really quiet. And you know that you’re about to do something so stupid that might get you in trouble, but the laughs make it worth it.

[@jillianelise5]

Omg

[@Elena-bk4fs]

we stole liquor from our parents kitchen and we’ll get in trouble if they find out

[@zulaisamoose]

petition for mikaela to add a framed picture of robert pattinson right next to jake hehe

[@emily-sxchtwithm828]

💛👌

[@LauraBwayMorris]

Ooh! And it should be either a recent photo (as himself) or BD2 Edward!

[@cherryxx6070]

where do i sign

[@katieplescow9745]

Petition for her to get that cardboard cutout of Robert Patterson

[@madelinhere]

Haven’t seen drunk Mikaela in a while... we missed her

[@x._ana_.x465]

she's back!

[@kateb.2978]

wow im your 3000th like

[@hannahluster5332]

missed the drunk mikaela

[@liyabain5425]

Mikaela: "I would be such a good dancer if I could dance" Same sis, same

[@adri9158]

I feel this in a personal way

[@jillianelise5]

This triggered me

[@morgandowns5308]

WHy is no one talking about her sipping shots like they're water???? I got the vodka shivers just watching

[@Danigirl1122]

actually like i couldnt i just take it right down the hatch

[@EvilEagle4234]

Legit, like she's drinking them like they're just a normal glass of water? I literally cannot take a normal quick shot without my body saying "ABORT"

[@hummusprince]

it's good vodka, it doesnt leave as much aftertaste and bite

[@TheEpicFail79]

I do the same thing she does, can't take a shot properly to save my life

[@LauraBwayMorris]

@@TheEpicFail79 depends on the drink, the size of the shot, and size of the shot glass; for me anyway

[@rileerockey3082]

Okay but her calling makeup “ingredients” is everything

[@sia7001]

Drunk Mikaela listens to drunk Mikaela's makeup instructions.

[@Gray-ve9qt]

Yes oh my gosh

[@Zoe-nr4mr]

The perfect completion to the trilogy

[@Reggie_la]

BRUHHHHH

[@cutefloridaman4188]

Yes

[@joyphil4399]

The true finale

[@tishyathomas2436]

You know Mikaela is drunk when she starts talking in a baby voice

[@dinhvo276]

tiny mikaela always appear when regular mikaela consumes alcohol

[@wren256]

mikaela: “feel free to grab a beverage of your own” me, being 14: *grabs a nice tall glass of ice water*

[@dizzymisslizzy4569]

lmao i’m 14 too. i’ve only had vodka once and it did not end well. 😂

[@wren256]

*hufflepuffs are particularly good finders* lmaoaoa i’ve drank b4 but not enough to get me drunk

[@magickaldust1213]

Lol same at 25

[@JotaC]

Never change

[@Iseeblue1]

Me being 16 grabbing a non alcoholic champagne 🥂

[@KK-pt2fw]

The "hi" after "hey there my little goblin" is what got me💀

[@hannamandula]

Why is drunk Mikaela so cute? Like her voice is different and she's really adorable. 🥺🥺

[@3starsburningbright]

its been 2 years and there's 1.2k likes why hasnt anyone said anything

[@TheRacingWind]

anyone else FURIOUS that she can still apply eyelashes flawlessly in this state. sober me could never

[@elleeedman1808]

And lined her lips perfectly, I could never

[@rebeccasmith7041]

Practice practice practice

[@ldeethkelt]

I remember having to put lashes on early in the per game otherwise I'd be too drunk and smear glue all over my face.

[@humpmuffin]

i do my best makeup when i'm sloshed... but maybe that's just my opinion lool

[@rat-gang-]

the fact that she drinks her shots instead of actually knocking them back in one..... it's so painful she's putting herself through SO MUCH 😭

[@maryk7262]

Fr though, it's gotta be like ripping a band-aid off, don't even think about it, just do it in one motion

[@akichanplay]

Okay, for everyone here: As a fellow Russian, can give you advice on drinking vodka. When you take your shot, don't breath untill you will drink your juice. If you don't have any juice, just sniff some bread or any other stuff, and it will be MUCH better.

[@madelyngrace7762]

SNIFF SOME BREAD💀💀

[@KarenMaria1313]

madelyn grace I’m gonna tell this to everybody now

[@ireneiniguez4083]

I wonder if the smell of yeast affects ur tastebuds and neutralizes that burn you feel after big shots??

[@lineavictoria2631]

madelyn grace YEAH S N I F F S O M E B R E A D 😳

[@zdenka0123456789]

When i was reading this, the little russian accent voice automatically started speaking in my head😂

[@meganfaith4052]

Calling her drunk self a goblin and still liking herself is what I inspire to be. Get it you beautiful little goblin✨✨✨

[@rhiannonj2918]

Can we talk about how those aren’t small shots??? She literally did like, double the amount of shots

[@rebeccasmith7041]

The glass could be thick (I should call him).

[@inhle1688]

Rebecca Smith girl I-😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hotpikachu]

@@rebeccasmith7041 HAHAHAHA WHY DOES ALL OF MIKAELA'S VIEWERS VIBE SO GOOD

[@cattabyss]

@ἐρωτόσφαιρα "I should call him/her" is from tiktok I believe

[@spoiledbrat4170]

“Two shots,,,, of vodka”

[@Vexic929]

"I forget that he's a paper man" why is that so cute omg you're adorable Mikaela

[@Vexic929]

WAP

[@_emilytruelove]

I can't be the only one who does the "and here is all the love, just for you" motion at the same time as her. I can't be.

[@user-mo8bb1rp2m]

No I do it too and I swear I can feel her love coming through the screen 💞

[@hotpikachu]

You're not alone!! And feel the love💖

[@naila6603]

“Miroh miroh, on the wahl who’s the drunkest of them all” “tis me”

[@spapolicy]

the sexual tension between drunk mikaela and sober mikaela

[@ln6197]

I LOST it at the gatsby impression lmao

[@lilytodd4433]

Same 😂

[@elsieannoh8447]

*unsolicited* advice from an old biddie: shots with a chaser is ROUGH. Especially vodka/tequila. Instead, make a cocktail that involves a straight alcohol, a liqueur & a citrus juice. For example: an orange crush - vodka, triple sec & splash of orange juice with muddled orange slices. Basically a punched up screwdriver. Lots of booze, guaranteed quick drunkeness without the shot pain.

[@magickaldust1213]

I'm only 25 but I feel like we could be good friends. You obviously have a lot of sage wisdom 😂

[@DianaTavarez]

🥺 BUG I HAVE MISSED U 🥺 this video makes me feel safe and toasty woasty in my heart

[@MikaelaLong]

it's nowhere near as funsie wunsie drinking without u bb 🥺💕💗💓💞

[@Monicalia]

@@MikaelaLong girls please make a zoom collab together or something like James Marriott with Kurtins Conner, we miss both of you together, please react to something cute and wholesome together

[@sia7001]

Miss you both together 💔

[@cosmicmattie1202]

me2 D

[@brandonjohnson1645]

Can you play more sim 4 plzzzz

[@cassandragreen4868]

who is going to tell her that robert pattinson has COVID

[@ThePoetryManiac96]

Wait really??

[@katie-yk1es]

you just told me :c

[@MikaelaLong]

what are his coordinates i’m ready to nurse him back to health

[@azurn.w]

@@MikaelaLong its not Mikaela Long anymore, its Doctor Long.

[@smellycat7803]

a kylie lipclit why did I think you were gonna say mikaela dong

[@mmmasa94]

omg I love drunk Mikaela, I wanna be her best friend 🤗

[@MikaelaLong]

she loves you too 🥰

[@danivaav]

*"I would such a good dancer if I could dance."* -Mikaela Long, 2020.

[@liepaine]

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT SHE USED HAIRSPRAY AS SETTING SPRAY???????!!!????? the way that i gasped when i saw that 😂😂😂😂

[@piperarcher9706]

In theater a lot of people use hairspray because it keeps your makeup from melting off in the lights.... and the extra danger of being flammable is thrilling.

[@liepaine]

@@piperarcher9706 doesn't it make you break out like crazy though?... The flammable comment 😂😂 you theatre kids are wild

[@MichaelaBelle]

@@liepaine the things we do for A R T

[@emily-cx2nz]

is actually ok to use it as a setting spray, just not always and in a very little amount

[@liepaine]

@@MichaelaBelle hahahaha

[@ellie3627]

her drunk voice has no right being that adorable.

[@cottodotto]

it's like the sober version of Mikaela is telling her drunk baby self a fairy tale with all those weird descriptions, awwwwwwww 💙

[@laureen83]

She just put on her lashes drunk and does it perfectly I can't even do it sober

[@arsenic6218]

mikaela is a literally ray of sunshine im crying

[@GraceCrabtree]

9:48 “this doesn’t look half bad................ it looks 3 quarters bad.”

[@momjugg6175]

All I could think of was that Miley Cyrus meme where she has really intense eyes

[@fmw_lol7223]

10:30 especially here lol

[@HopefulWriter14]

your editing is so top tier i don't understand how you are so funny

[@timotheechalamet5797]

I don’t feel like people appreciate how pretty she is often enough...

[@elleeedman1808]

Me a lesbian 👁👄👁

[@yuhsey]

me a hetero 👁👄👁

[@cam9290]

Me a bisexual 👁👄👁

[@scratchycupcake6092]

Me a pansexual 👁👄👁

[@azurn.w]

Off-topic but it's so satisfying when she matches stuff, like the sweatshirt and nails, extremely satisfying 💅💙

[@hotpikachu]

Yesss

[@annabeld7758]

hey again boo

[@peepoopeee7963]

💗💅

[@00agentmoo]

and it matches the lights 💎💎🤩

[@azurn.w]

@@annabeld7758 hey darling, sorry I haven't posted in a moNth, i've been having a depressive episode 👁👄👁

[@Danina_]

I love that her voice gets like an octave higher when she’s drunk it’s so cute 🥰 also the look turned out great!

[@GallifrAngel]

"Drunk or not drunk, I would hype you up in the bathroom! May all your dreams come true, drunk me, don't text anyone I wouldn't text!" I'm gonna need to start saying this to myself every day.

[@ava1216]

I legit can’t get over how beautiful she is

[@notthevibe.]

my goal: being heterosexual my obstacle:

[@hotpikachu]

Girls are just too cute

[@raspberrymilq]

The goal should be to be wlw 💞💞💞

[@kaitlynl660]

Gosh imagine having a sweet little girlfriend like Mikaela 🥺👉👈

[@amyisaway7800]

i’m sorry if your goal is being straight 💀

[@Catty_Wampus4610]

@@amyisaway7800 Why is that a problem?

[@Taylor-tp9jr]

I'm gonna need a video where Mikaela gets drunk and just talks about twilight

[@jaamiiee26]

The eye look is serving me serious Avril Lavigne vibes .10/10 we stan

[@azurn.w]

Drunk Mikaela is the epitome of the one drunk girl you become best friends with in the bathroom.🥰

[@chylatilton3514]

how many comments do you have?!??!?!?

[@azurn.w]

Way too many for it to be healthy anymore, Chyla 👁👄👁

[@nilu6350]

Mikaela: GET DRUNK WITH ME BIATCHEZ Me (in Turkey, 10 pm, tipsy with one beer): Already there, Queen

[@greysontamari5123]

Likewiseeee

[@selinbykoglu1063]

AJDKALAKLFAKDMAK

[@rainbow_reptile4720]

Yeminle çığlık attım Türkiye görünce.

[@nilu6350]

I_choked_on_an_avocado_pit mikaela fan club turkey kuralım...member #:2

[@denizonder9555]

Member #3 e ihtiyacınız olursa burdayım c:

[@itsprobablyvivi]

when mascara lands on your eyelid, you say “thank you”

[@danaemcmiles7477]

I did have a drink with you. Just know, a 21 year old Australian Woman who is also not wearing pants, drank with you.

[@amysaysbye]

another pantsless, slightly drunk 21 year old australian chick checking in ✌

[@lucamara6424]

Know that a 21 year old Dutch woman read your comment 2 years later with pants on✌️😎 green pants

[@lucamara6424]

And I didn’t drink sorry haha

[@ellie3627]

Petition for Mikaela to start wearing her hair like this every day.

[@MyYoutubeChannelBabyyyy]

I can’t believe she’s drinking shots of vodka that big 💀 when they give me those double shots at the bar I always spill them on myself trying to drink the whole thing and she took that giant glass like a champ each time

[@rebeccasmith7041]

When it’s super cold it’s easy to take plus that shot glass is still a standard amount, it just looks big..it’s probably thick (I really should call him)

[@MyYoutubeChannelBabyyyy]

Rebecca Smith lmaooo

[@Manvir.]

@@rebeccasmith7041 girl--

[@abracabadass]

"I would be such a good dancer if I could dance" fjkshfk same

[@veronicamota7325]

I got genuinely WAPPED when she said “let’s finished what we’ve started”

[@itsselly]

I feel bad for those who haven't discovered our bb Mikaela - they're missing out, she's literally the best 🥺❤️

[@TheMakeupChair]

I'm so excited the video hasn't started yet but I can't wait!!

[@wren256]

i love how her voice gets higher when she’s drunk 🥺

[@danivaav]

One day...one day we'll get the *"doing my makeup following instructions by drunk me while drunk".*

[@dontmindmepls3738]

the space buns are honestly such a look

[@phantombride8467]

I NEVER CLICKED SO FAST

[@addangel]

imagine if she'd chosen a yellow or blue inner corner

[@cozyj0zy]

this isn't even a video this is your best friend facetiming you and we're just sitting here cheering you on

[@belikereepicheep]

Mikaela’s liver: *Oh no not again*

[@fittsythesnail3750]

Remember friends, when doing a smoky eye look, use a fwuffy brush to fwuff it out.

[@Pandulse123]

I like how Robert Pattinson has come up in both Kurtis Conner and Mikaela's video.

[@schwarzekrote1156]

Never seen a person who drinks shots slower than Mikaela

[@CallMeRae]

I am so early... and GRATEFUL TO BE HERE. this is about to be a rollercoastteeerrr and im so excited hahha!

[@RosieIsNosie56]

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY

[@HannahChristine13]

whenever you’re drunk you go up like 1.5 octaves and it makes me feel safe n happy because you remind me of bubbles from the powerpuff girls 🖤

[@Kikibunny123]

This must have been hilarious to edit sober

[@azurn.w]

Me: :( Mikaela: *posts* Me: :) Okay but literally, i could be having the worst day, but watching a single video from her would cheer me up instantly. She's such a talented and funny creator, I'll never understand how she's still at 800k. Love you queen, keep doing what you're doing🥰✨

[@MikaelaLong]

me: ☹️ me after reading your comments: 🥺🥰💕💓💗💞 you always make me feel so fluffy and warm!!!! love u my little lip clit

[@azurn.w]

@@MikaelaLong aaaa you make me feel fuzzy and warm too!! I'll always be your dedicated lip clit 💛💛💛 love you!!🥰✨

[@emilyjane7791]

SAME

[@sorcellerie]

OMG WE ARE ALL VIBING AAAA

[@genno3714]

@@MikaelaLong love you Mikaela! Hope you're keeping your chin up! You always bring me joy (and obviously tons of others) & I hope that brings you some joy in return.

[@santa45997]

All I want in life is to be best friends with this girl

[@appleBEEZ]

Miquaelaeyae: "we're drinking *together*!" Me: x feels guilty for starting without Miquaelaeya x

[@ksenia7394]

I am actually SHOCKED that editing Mikaela haven't made an appearance:D

[@azurn.w]

Underrated Queen is back and she's drunk, we s t a n.

[@Catty_Wampus4610]

*Her voice goes up like....10 octave's when she's drunk* *I love it!*

[@christinalamp8758]

How does one have this much fun and entertaining commentary by herself?

[@baileysparkles3591]

Drunk Mikaela applies eyelashes 10 times better than sober me ever could.

[@kailienatsu]

the way she’s taking the shot in multiple gulps HURTS ME.

[@fpw2223]

I mean those are some thick shots

[@agnesnathalie]

*I approve of the framed picture of our king Jake Gyllenhaal making a return*

[@elizabethcarmona8909]

Mikaela's drunk voice makes me so goddamn happy

[@wholovesarbysilovearbys8811]

“let me cheers u like gassby” what an intelligent phrase

[@marigoldsunflower]

It's Gatsby, she meant like how Leo does in the Great Gatsby

[@dizzymisslizzy4569]

Marigold Sunflower yeah but Mikeala said it like gassby. we all know The Great Gatsby. We all had to read it in 7th grade lol

[@azurn.w]

We need to get Mikaela to ATLEAST a million before 2021, queen deserves it

[@ashlynsturgis7591]

period

[@rebekahherskovitz6060]

I appreciate your profile and account name! 🤣👍🏻

[@azurn.w]

@@rebekahherskovitz6060 Thank you!!!! 💛💛

[@keilidhseashore99]

I'm stuck on the 'thumbs are not fingers' Excuse me _what_ Edit1: My dumbas thought the vodka bottle was a huge ass elf product edit2: I'm just waiting for the pompom eyeliner and glitter brows to make a comback lmao

[@lilith5694]

Yep thumbs aren't fingers

[@XOmangoXO]

I remember it'd be a joke in elementary school, someone would hold up their fingers and say "how many fingers am I holding up?", you'd answer, then they'd say "WRONG! thumbs aren't fingers!" lol and that's how I learned

[@snakewithapen5489]

B But how

[@ihartkai1255]

@@snakewithapen5489 Thumbs have one joint.

[@chloemclin99]

i was so excited seeing that you posted a new video! thank you for giving me serotonin girl! 😂☺️💕

[@samanthaadaly]

i luv u mikaela!!!

[@yarigranados]

drunk mikaela said: “y’all miss me?”🤩

[@leannalea1773]

And we said "yes❤"

[@anselmmeraki]

such a cute kitchen ! don‘t be shy... give us an apartment tour🌻☺️ edit: thank u Elisabeth💕

[@adrianbceleste]

I always live for your energy but the energy in this particular video *chef's kiss*

[@kisnotaverage]

As a british person watching this at 9am I am dying at "I've got the goods" in a great accent. Cheers to you with my morning coffee

[@heppypeppy]

“grab a beverage of your own!” *uploads in the middle of the day*

[@charlotterosecourt762]

"I forget that he's a paper man" Girl, same

[@Gabasourousrawr]

I love you so much! What a Queen drunk and sober! Lol, you just made my day ten times better.

[@jennadickens3262]

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE, TURN IT UPPPP

[@valentine4377]

i don’t know about anyone else but this made me feel second hand intoxicated

[@DeborahBNeal]

The way her sweatshirt matches her nails is pleasing to me ☺️☺️ I wonder where that sweatshirt is from it’s so pwetty🥺😭💐

[@kaylaelizabeth775]

right? i love her sweatshirt so much i need to know where it’s from!!

[@skyedots]

It's "word vomit" sweatshirt from Revolve!! www.revolve.com/mobile/boys-lie-word-vomit-crewneck/dp/BOYR-WK9/?&product=BOYR-WK9

[@Bubblex3Jay]

The fact that I’m watching this pished just makes it even better! Love you Mikaela, you’re the best ❤️!

[@zoedarrah3176]

I love you sm you’re such a perfect human

[@Dan-jg2ei]

girl wtf the amount u put in each shot EYE-

[@josjesuscreepers3684]

"She has so many issues but she's so cute!" Me

[@jennifergrounds3562]

i just went through some tough shit in my life and watching you really makes me so happy 🥺 i love you

[@hollylor]

“Wet sponge with wet ingredients, and dry sponge with dry ingredients” like ur baking 💗 that’s so cute

[@keiraparker1229]

when kurtis and mikaela post: 🥺

[@StorytimewithZiaTina]

I know he is happily taken, but i always thought he and mikaela would make such a cute couple.